In closing, the Onion has brought in a writer and director from Adult Swim and other. TV shows and movies that literally obsess with Satanism, pedophilia, kidnapping kids, murdering them. Will Ferrell's been involved in the shows.
That's the onion. The guy that's taking over, the main onion guy, is the writer for this. Continue.
This is Tim Heidecker, the writer for that, wrote that. Very nice person.
They're so arrogant that they produce national TV shows about offshore ships raping and killing children.
Everything that God put in place in these very sophisticated and interconnected cycles are being severely disrupted with abandoned by psychopaths who are only able to do what they do because they keep their activities totally secret from everybody else with the knowing cooperation of the mainstream media who's in on all of it.
And a lot of them are funded by the globalists. It's in the COINTELPRO plans, style systems to call people who controlled opposition that are effective in fighting tyranny to divide up the liberty movement.
Remember when Trump wouldn't do regime change on Maduro eight years ago, we have the clips, CNN all of them said he's a Russian agent. That's why.
And you know when Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin come out from other rocks, that they're working for Benjamin Yetan Yahoo, and they know exactly what they're doing. And they don't want this Epstein situation looked into.
The establishment corporate media run by the big think tanks and intelligence agencies are in total conniption fits and are generating and creating and exacerbating crises and attempt... To bring humanity to our knees, but the vast majority of people are awake and not going along with it, and many of the minions are starting to wake up very, very quickly.
Well, that's because every publication in the country at some points when they're giving the order to the CIA that has these pre-programmed systems, they would then report the script they were given. And, you know, AP is in every local newspaper. It's in every local TV station or almost every. So, you know, AP would come out and it would, you know, it'd be 8,000 AP same articles.
They're back with an Atlantic Monthly publication, and that is literally the CIA, if you look into it, totally connected to Jeffrey Epstein.
And we're going to successfully censor and demonetize and destroy WikiLeaks and Julian Assange.
And then when we demonize and remove Alex Jones, the conservatives won't stand up for him because they'll be scared of being shut down. And then once they don't stand up for him, they won't stand up for the next person, and we'll get all of them.
New York Times, Washington Post, looking forward to the end of humanity. That's what this is all about.
And then the mouthpiece, the Bilderberg Group, came out on CNN, Fareed Zakaria, and said it's time to send in troops against Putin. And again, CNN's not important, doesn't have any ratings. Nobody watches it, but it's kind of the inner house, intercom system of the new world order. And when Fareed Zakaria gets up there and makes a statement, it's directly out of the mouth of the globalists.
The mouth of the New World Order. Fareed Zakaria, who, when you hear him speak, he's one of the only journalists led into the Club of Rome, Bilderberg, CFR, White House.
Yes, you work for a major newspaper. Your editor is a spook. Your editor works for the Pentagon, for the offshore banks.
And now the Democratic Party run CNN bought it years ago. Literally, I was told that. Drudge Report is just up there celebrating this. They want to scare everybody away from freedom and scare us away from questioning Uvalde and what really happened there or Parkland or any other event.
Thousands of white people get killed a year because they're white. The media covers it up.
Talk about global elites wanting to release a virus to depopulate you. Because that's really their operating system, and everybody in Hollywood knows it, and if you want to be part of the club, you've got to go along with that idea.
Again, the corporate media and these individuals know that we don't have all this money. The plan is to try to get judgments that are giant and large that can't be paid. So they can close our doors here and try to keep me from being on the air elsewhere, which they're not going to be able to do.
Again, the corporate media and these individuals know that we don't have all this money. The plan is to try to get judgments that are giant and large that can't be paid. So they can close our doors here and try to keep me from being on the air elsewhere, which they're not going to be able to do.
And the enemies of freedom over at CNN and the other pedophile mouthpieces, the other vampire mouthpieces, that's what they are, psychic vampires. They just use words like, oh, discredited disinformation. But they never say what the disinformation is. They never show you what they're talking about like we do. They lie to you.
CNN paid a guy to go lead antifan, posing as Trump supporters to try to burn the place down. It's all on record. CNN.
They're poor little skeletons. And they put that in the back of the paper, which shows me there's an agenda to cover this up.
They've had all the major mainstream media, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, all of them, approach people and offer them money to lie about us. They've had the big tabloids do it.
You tried to, let me tell you, they got people, they got the media will give people money to say anything. They paid people $20,000 to say, I walked around the office and grabbed a goldfish out of a fish tank at the office and ate it.
He has to arrest the heads of the media. He has to arrest them. They're all Chinese agents. We have all the proof. And we have to just go after them and have Nuremberg trials.
That's who the globalists are. That's who the Democrats are. That's who the mainstream media is. They've stolen your country. They've stolen your integrity. They've stolen your freedom. They've stolen your reality. They've stolen everything. They've stolen your future. They've stolen your children's future. They've stolen our education system.
They use the CIA Mockingbird program. I've had former high-level CIA operatives who ran propaganda for the State Department on Pieczenik saying, no, they're using Mockingbird against you, and Obama is still in control of it.
They think the liberty movement is staked on Alex Jones. They know this audience, this operation, I'm the focal point, is relaunched Liberta worldwide. So they want to demonize me, shut me down, attack me, make me give up. So they can then say, oh, look, we destroyed their champion. As long as you realize that my destruction is our empowerment, and I'm not, why do I'm not asking for it? I mean, if it needs to happen, so be it. It's just that that is not an enemy victory.
The fact that a lot of tourists won't go to Padre Island now because hundreds and hundreds are coming out missing, including children. But the media tries to cover it up because it's hurting tourism. Well, it's all going to end up shutting down anyways like it's done in Mexico until we stop it.
Quote, Fox, the entertainment network founded by Rupert Murdoch and Barry Diller, is working with the federal government and the Southern Poverty Law Center in a concerted effort to demonize Americans identifying themselves as constitutionalists. Wow. This is a devastatingly terrible lead paragraph, and any decent writer would never write this. And any website with an actual editor would never publish it. And here's why. It's biting off way more than the article can chew. That paragraph is explicitly saying that this article will report that, one, the SPLC is working with Fox. Two, the federal government is working with Fox. Three, these groups are specifically working with Fox on issues related to content.
It's been declassified that the Ford Foundation, the CIA and others by the 50s started trying to direct Hollywood and things to become destructive because TV was pretty wholesome that first decade. But it was just tricking us that it was safe then so we'd take him the Trojan horse.
And they openly stated, we'll make a whole film on this, anybody can research it, that they wanted to destroy the attention span. Because if they could get rid of an attention span, people wouldn't remember the lie from the last lie from the truth.
The media always hyped up school shootings and was causing copycat events. The mainstream media were basically psychic vampires promoting mass shootings so they could blame gun owners and try to take the Second Amendment away, which they pushed to repeal the Second Amendment.
CNN clearly is there being coordinated by the FBI.
These people can't beat us politically. So they want to silence us, then frame us, then put us in jail. Silence us, frame us. Put us in jail. Silence us. Frame us. Put us in jail. Silence us. Frame us. Put us in jail. Silence us.
The major media is the enemy. They're trying to get him killed. They're trying to kill us.
And now the last piece, 13 days out, will be finding out that it's a right-wing extremist and blaming us. And saying he visited InfoWars. He visited Drudge Report. He visited Tucker Carlson. He watched Fox News. You can see the scripting. And boy, we told you, Jones needed to be taken off the air. And now, why he mailed the bombs or somebody he influenced mailed the bombs. And this is just to gauge and create anxiety that it's the right wing and that Hillary and Soros and Obama and CNN are good guys that are just trying to talk about the news and help America. And so we've been resisting them and saying they're globalists. And so we've been saying dirty words like nationalists and other evil stuff. And so now, with the election 13 days away, you know they're planning bigger events now. Now that they've named themselves as the victims and have created the hype and the fear, now there can be the big event and then they can bust the group or individuals or the lone wolf that's behind it and properly blame all of us.
But we should know that the media chose Alex Jones preemptively in order to do this, to blame him and make him the patsy. And he knows that because of one of the anchors at CNN, who is not named Brian Stelter.
They don't go through every news channel of fake news in the country and all say in unison, Alex Jones, I've got chills, Lester Holt said. Yeah, I'm really scared when he said, kill us with bombs. Or kill us with guns and battle rifles. Jack Dorsey goes, I know, I know it's terrible, but we're not going to ban him yet. To make it act like they're not censoring, oh, they held back so he could go around and do that whole tour of disinformation. A psyop, you know, and they're on every channel saying you're saying kill the media and you didn't say it, and they don't have proof you said it, that something bad is about to happen. They don't go for broke like that. They don't tell lies that big.
Like Salon and Vice worships pedophilia now. No. And they say how great it is all the time. And say, you know, it's good for this to happen to kids. They have a right for men to come pick your daughter or son up. And so all I'm saying is, central casting, folks, central casting, these guys look like slimy pieces of crap that you wouldn't let get anywhere near your children.
And she knew it was coming because the New York Times isn't a news agency. It's a globalist intelligence operation on record.
And they are on television saying, take me off the air, and then lying about what I said, and then calling publishers and getting publisher people fired, because... Publisher people?
The main thesis of it is essentially that there's a conspiracy between the mainstream media, what he calls the liberal tech giants, and fact-checking sites like PolitiFact or Snopes, that they're all in conspiracy together to shut down conservative speech. This seems like it would track, except for the lack of evidence that the mainstream media or tech giants are actually doing anything.
We have a big video out today that's going viral where we expose American Sniper as a giant hoax.
And because he works for CNN, who, as we know, is ISIS.
They don't even know what to do in MSM. And so their hope is to say nobody died. So the media can then pick up on that and then get the families to come out and get really upset on television. That's the plan.
And if you see a name that looks silly for the gaffer or catering or something like that, some joke name, it's not a joke. No. It's raptors. It's a raptor trying to make up a human name. It's not like some on-set goof that they made a pun name or something like that. No, it's raptors trying to expose themselves. The credits of the yearly Simpsons House of Horrors episodes? You think those are fake names? No. Those are actually their raptor counterparts. Yep. Every year, raptors take over The Simpsons for one episode.
And all over the news, from the Washington Post, the New York Times, the Huffington Post, they're out there hoping the president dies and saying, you know, too bad. This is so uncoordinated. And he didn't know how to use the firearm properly. Too bad he can only, you know, shoot two cops and almost kill them and almost kill the congressman and almost kill another person. You know, too bad.