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April 16, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
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#549: April 13-14, 2021

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is dealing with the recent arrest of one of his cameraman who joined in the capitol storming on Jan. 6.  Also, one of Alex's lawyers has decided to start a new career in confusing, hacky stand-up.

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Main voices
a
alex jones
17:10
d
dan friesen
49:47
j
jordan holmes
27:13
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greg reese
01:24
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norm pattis
02:25
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
We are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
dan friesen
Dan.
Jordan.
Jordan, quick question for you.
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today is a little slice of life moment.
jordan holmes
A little slice of life moment.
dan friesen
Yes, a little moment.
Just laying in bed, hanging out.
Celine, the cat, comes over, stares at me while I'm laying there.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, cat?
You weirdo?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then she's just standing there.
And then, just with no warning, plops over on her side.
Just falls over.
jordan holmes
Like a horse that was tranquilized.
Yes!
Just goes...
dan friesen
Just immediately dead weight is the cutest thing.
It happens from time to time, but I really enjoyed it last night.
jordan holmes
It is like how that battery goes out, where it's like a sustained, and then, boop, it's just off.
dan friesen
And then she'll lay there for maybe five minutes and then get bored and go lay somewhere else.
That thunk moment is really nice.
jordan holmes
It's beautiful.
dan friesen
I enjoy that.
unidentified
How about you?
jordan holmes
That's a lovely slice of life, Dan.
dan friesen
Thank you.
jordan holmes
My bright spot is twofold.
One, Brockhampton has a new album out.
It's great.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
And two, I just found out that there's this show that I've never heard of that ran for like six some odd seasons or something like that called Superstore.
And it's actually really good.
It's kind of about Walmart.
It's like a...
I was surprised to see how much labor issues were.
dan friesen
You'd never heard of that show?
jordan holmes
I'd never heard of that show before.
I swear to you, I've never heard of it.
dan friesen
It was all over the place.
jordan holmes
Really?
Where?
Where was it all over?
It was probably on network TV.
Of course, the one place that I would never go.
dan friesen
Oh, that's so dumb.
jordan holmes
I just don't have cable.
I cut the cord.
I cut it.
dan friesen
But even if someone had come up to you and been like, hey, there's this show on basic cable that is so good, you've got to check it out.
You'd have been like, oh, fuck yourself.
unidentified
I'm going to watch artistic prestige television.
jordan holmes
No, the first run of Full House was on basic cable.
These are shows that everyone enjoys.
dan friesen
In 30 years, you have two examples.
jordan holmes
Yes, exactly.
dan friesen
Congratulations.
jordan holmes
Yep, you got it.
dan friesen
Well, I'm glad you're enjoying Superstore.
jordan holmes
It's great.
dan friesen
Great.
So, Jordan, today we have an interesting episode to go over.
We're in the present day because chaos is afoot.
jordan holmes
Yes, naturally.
dan friesen
And we'll get into some of that chaos here in a moment.
But before we do, let's take a little moment to christen some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's great.
dan friesen
So first, Dr. Destructo Dome.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Dr. Destructo Dome.
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, I'm moving to Canada and changing my name to Joe Kickass.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, future Joe Kick-Ass.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Gwendolyn.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Gwendolyn.
dan friesen
Next, the Sheep Mafia.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Oh, thank you very much, Sheep Mafia.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And then I got a couple of technocrat shout-outs to give out today.
First, WTF is an NFT.
I'm also confused.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
That's totally right.
dan friesen
You are now a technocrat.
And Backyard Widow Farm, thank you so much.
You are also a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimps so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much to the both of you.
dan friesen
Also, Jordan, I don't know if you know this, but there's two April birthdays.
It's me and Dr. Gumbs.
jordan holmes
Yes, correct.
dan friesen
And also, who could forget about Kelly Clarkson and Cedric the Entertainer?
jordan holmes
Well, no, of course, nobody could forget about those two.
dan friesen
Well, we have one more to add to the list.
Actually, we missed this email.
This was sent in, and I missed it, and I apologize.
But Rex, happy birthday.
jordan holmes
Happy birthday, Rex.
dan friesen
Welcome to the pantheon of April birthdays, along with myself, Dr. Gumbs, Kelly Clarkson, Cedric the Entertainer, and Mandy Moore.
And a couple others.
I can't remember other celebrities.
Oh, Tyson Ritter, the lead singer of All American Rejects.
jordan holmes
Sure, naturally.
Everybody remembers his birthday.
dan friesen
Yep, move along.
jordan holmes
And commemorated by...
I'm sorry, I've heard very little of what you said, because I can't get past Backyard Widow Farm.
That sounds like murder, right?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think it's a farm.
I like to believe it's a farm.
Maybe run by widows.
jordan holmes
That sounds nice.
That sounds nice.
dan friesen
I don't know.
You could put an ominous or benign spin on it.
jordan holmes
Sure, that's true.
dan friesen
However you want to play it.
jordan holmes
I guess I have a bad temperament because I went ominous first.
dan friesen
Yes.
So, Jordan, we return today to the present day of Alex Jones' content.
He's deep in rambling about the border and about that Spars document from Johns Hopkins that apparently is a smoking gun, which is nothing of the sort.
I was really worried that we would get into today's content and we'd start looking at this stuff back in the present.
It would be so boring and repetitive.
A lot of these issues are things that we've done.
At least three or four laps with Alex on before.
A lot of recycled narratives just about fairly present issues.
jordan holmes
The words ad nauseum come to mind.
dan friesen
Yes.
Or as Alex would say, ad nauseum.
jordan holmes
Yes, ad nauseum.
dan friesen
But then, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Yes, sir.
dan friesen
On Tuesday evening, at the end of the War Room, Alex called into his own show from home.
I guess the War Room isn't his show, but whatever the case.
jordan holmes
He owns all shows.
dan friesen
We got big breaking news.
jordan holmes
Uh-oh.
Songs, still great.
unidentified
We'll be right back.
dan friesen
So the breaking news is that Alex rambled too long in a special report that he shot about this breaking news.
So the well-produced version of it isn't going to come out for like 45 minutes or so.
And Alex is just going to have to come in and do it on the phone.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Breaking news.
jordan holmes
I'm struggling here.
If I understand correctly, Alex is going to give us a thing that he already knew.
In the past.
dan friesen
Yeah, but he talked about it.
He meant to talk about it for two minutes.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So they could have a special report here.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
On the show.
But he talked too long.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He rambled too long.
jordan holmes
So then an hour later, you're going to see a better version of what he's going to do for you now.
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
And it's so important.
That you cannot possibly wait one more hour.
dan friesen
No, we have to get into live programming.
jordan holmes
This has got to be done.
We've got to break in.
This is Infowars, goddammit.
We can't wait another 45 minutes for this information.
dan friesen
I feel like if it was as important as he thinks, he could have kept it tight.
jordan holmes
He could have.
dan friesen
So he can get this special report together.
jordan holmes
Or he could have just spent two minutes on it in the middle of his rambles.
dan friesen
Also great that Rush has been dead for two months and Alex is already stealing his aesthetics.
jordan holmes
I think it's a good idea.
Stealing his intro music.
Steal it up!
dan friesen
I do like that that clearly wasn't Alex's choice, though, because he calls it out.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
He's like, oh, coming in with some Rush Limbaugh music.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
Someone else did that, and he kind of ruined the illusion that they weren't stealing.
jordan holmes
There is a secret hero on the staff, I swear.
The more music we hear at the right time, the more I'm like, somebody is watching us.
dan friesen
So, you know, he rambled too long in that special report that he tried to shoot, but we don't really know what this news is that's so important.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So let's...
Let's see if he gets to it.
jordan holmes
What's we got?
alex jones
A lot of this we knew was coming, but now here it is.
Sam Montoya worked for us about three years.
He's a great...
My daughter just came in here.
Hello, honey.
I love you.
He just came in.
dan friesen
Breaking news.
alex jones
My daughter just came running in here.
jordan holmes
We can't wait an hour.
alex jones
Let me just go outside.
I thought she was going to be in the other room.
unidentified
This has to happen right now.
alex jones
Long story short, we were going to air in this segment.
This report, but it's not ready yet.
It'll be at man.video and fullwars.com and newswars.com here in 30 minutes, 45 minutes or so.
dan friesen
Okay, so I guess the news so far is that Sam Montoya is a really good guy.
jordan holmes
He's a great guy.
dan friesen
And that Alex, he's trying to innovate in ways he can make his show impressively unprofessional.
jordan holmes
It's kind of incredible.
It really is.
It really is.
So far we have spent far more time talking about his daughters than we have the breaking news that he had to call in.
dan friesen
We got breaking news.
I talked too long about it in the special report in order to fit it into here.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So I'm going to talk about it now.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep, yep.
This is good.
This is good stuff.
dan friesen
Oh, man.
Almost a parody.
So, you know, there is a story here.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So let's see if we can get to it.
jordan holmes
What do we got?
alex jones
Well, we knew this was coming, and I've talked to a lot of smart folks, and they concur with my analysis.
Sam Montoya, he is a great guy, and he went to the Capitol that day.
He was separate from our main crew because he ended up, we didn't take him on the trip with us.
We wanted to go ahead and go on his own.
So he went up there for the January 6th event.
And he got the tragic footage of, and was the first person to put it out, of Ashley Babbitt being executed.
By the way, we don't know the name of the police officer until it executed her, but we do know the name of the police officer that just shot this guy at a traffic stop in Minnesota during all the riots.
So just an example of how the feds and the media are all going along with this to demonize local police for domestic takeovers.
This is a very, very systematic criminal operation.
dan friesen
So here's the deal.
The story that Alex is trying not to cover is that Sam, his cameraman, got arrested and charged for his actions on January 6th at the Capitol.
Sure.
Alex doesn't want to just say that.
So instead, here he is just reiterating that Sam's a good guy.
He's trying to come up with every possible dodge he can think of in order to not deal with the reality here.
That clip was less than a minute, and here are a list of the qualifiers that Alex is trying to bake into this story before even telling the audience what has happened.
jordan holmes
Give me a list.
dan friesen
One, Sam is a good guy.
jordan holmes
He's a good guy!
dan friesen
Two, Sam was separate from Alex's main crew.
jordan holmes
Never heard of that guy.
dan friesen
Three, Sam went into the Capitol on his own.
jordan holmes
I swear to you, this man, I've never seen him before in my life.
dan friesen
Four, Sam only went into the Capitol after police waved him in, according to what Alex claims Sam told him.
jordan holmes
Frankly, I'm pretty sure he's a ghost.
dan friesen
Five, Sam was the first to get the footage of Ashley Babbitt being shot.
Incidentally, I don't think this is true.
And if you watch Sam's livestream from that day, you'll see him trying to negotiate with John Sullivan, a.k.a.
Jaden X, who had captured footage of the shooting.
He was trying to get the footage from him.
jordan holmes
Let me get the footage.
dan friesen
Six, for some reason it's nefarious that we don't know the name of the officer who shot Babbitt, but we do know the name of the officer who shot Daunte Wright in Minnesota.
I have no idea what that has to do with anything.
jordan holmes
No, it has nothing to do with anything, but it's always a good idea to jangle the keys of racism away from the very real problems that you are dealing with.
dan friesen
You can see pretty clearly how Alex's primary motivation in telling this story is to make sure the audience knows that Sam's a good guy.
jordan holmes
Sam's a good guy!
dan friesen
And even if he went into the Capitol, he wasn't wrong to do it.
And if people say he was wrong to do it, then he did it without Alex even knowing or telling him to do it.
jordan holmes
Fairly certain I've never heard of this guy.
dan friesen
Alex hasn't even told the audience that Sam got arrested yet, and we already have multiple claims that Alex had nothing to do with this shit.
jordan holmes
This whole thing is a simulation.
I put the world on trial.
dan friesen
This is fucking Shadowgate.
jordan holmes
This is bad.
dan friesen
This is Shadowgate.
jordan holmes
Listen, he's a great guy.
Never heard of him.
Didn't tell him to do anything.
No idea what he's talking about.
Good guy!
dan friesen
Speaking of Shadowgate, I've realized that the Matt Gaetz thing could be the Gate of Gaetz.
jordan holmes
It does seem like the Gate of Gaetz.
It sure does.
dan friesen
I don't like that.
jordan holmes
I think we're in a situation similar to that where I imagine it took Joel Greenberg exactly five seconds to give up Matt Gaetz.
I think it might have been even less than that.
The FBI went to his door and he was like, Y 'all want Matt Gaetz?
Sure!
I'll give him to you.
Sam Portnoy is not!
Protecting Alex in this circumstance.
dan friesen
Me and a friend had this joke that we would always tell each other.
We would smoke together.
We would have blunts and we'd be sitting around passing back and forth and having fun listening to music.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
Doing the good stuff.
dan friesen
And one of the things that we would always do is tell each other about how we were going to rat each other out.
unidentified
We'd always just joke about how if we're in public, it's like, Officer, he got weed!
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
dan friesen
That's how I imagine.
jordan holmes
That is how it's going, yes.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Just going out of our way to fuck over each other.
That's how I feel like Matt Gaetz and his buddies are good.
jordan holmes
I can tell you shit about Matt Gaetz that you didn't even want to know this.
alex jones
He got weed!
dan friesen
So, now we finally get to the part here of this episode, or this special breaking news, where we find out that he got arrested.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That Sam is arrested.
jordan holmes
Breaking news.
alex jones
Long story short, I was sitting there this morning at about 9 o 'clock.
jordan holmes
Too late for that.
alex jones
I got a call that the FBI with 30 people had raided his little apartment here in Austin, Texas.
And that was crazy because we knew they'd already been harassing one of our other employees named Rob, not Rob D, the other Rob, who didn't even go to D.C. on the 6th.
And so we were just like, this is a crazy dragnet.
But Sam had gone in and the journalist, you know, there was other journalists in there as well.
Jay Nexter got $70,000 from CNN and others saying burn down the Capitol.
But he's okay.
He's been released.
That's fine.
dan friesen
Not only was Sam arrested, but 30 FBI agents came to get him, and other Info Wars staff have been harassed, and Jayden X is totally free!
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
I've been trying, but I can't find any proof that the arrest went down the way that Alex has claimed.
He's shown a picture of a door that has a hole punched in it, but I don't know if that was from police ramming it or a random person kicking it.
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
As for Jayden X or John Sullivan, that's what's going to be Alex's main defense.
Sure.
Sounds true.
That's definitely true.
Sullivan has been released with conditions, but he's definitely still facing some very serious charges, and they have not been dropped.
I mean, he's just out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, that's...
dan friesen
He's still in trouble.
jordan holmes
That's part of the legal system.
You can get out while awaiting trial.
dan friesen
CNN did not pay Sullivan to be at the Capitol.
Alex goes on to repeat the figure $70,000 as the amount that Sullivan was paid, but this is just a misrepresentation of the fact that CNN and NBC both bought his footage from inside the Capitol, each for $35,000.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
There wasn't a pre-existing contract or agreement.
It was just CNN and NBC acting exactly the way...
That Alex's cameraman Sam did when he tried to get the footage from Sullivan inside the Capitol.
jordan holmes
Yes, correct.
dan friesen
So yeah, I don't know.
According to a CNN spokesperson, quote, Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
unidentified
So Alex's main strategy is going to be to point at John Sullivan and pretend that Sullivan instigated the riots, that he was paid by CNN to do so, and that he isn't.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean, I can't even really think of it, because you don't want to turn Sam into a persecution too much.
You don't want to turn him into too much of a hero.
Because then people will give him money.
So you don't want to give Sam defense funding.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, you do want to make him a victim if you can make it really all about yourself.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
If you can manage to do that.
jordan holmes
And we are dealing with a world-class make-it-about-himselfer.
dan friesen
I wonder if that's what the whole next episode is going to be about.
unidentified
Could be!
dan friesen
Anyway, here's the last clip from Alex's breaking into the war room.
alex jones
So we're going to have a detailed report on that coming up soon, again, at man.video and Infowars.com, but this just shows you where the country is and what's going on and what's unfolding in the persecution press.
dan friesen
It's not a detailed report, and we're not going to listen to it because it's just longer, but about the same stuff.
unidentified
Yeah, it's a more boring version.
dan friesen
So now, let us jump to April 14th.
Because I wanted to see how Alex is coping with this situation.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
One of his employees just got arrested and charged with the riots.
jordan holmes
What's the new story he's going to tell about it?
dan friesen
Now, one of the things that I think is really interesting is that we've been aware that Alex had that cameraman who was inside.
Like, we knew on the 6th.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We knew the whole time.
dan friesen
There wasn't really much of a secret around it, and they released the footage of him yelling Infowars.com while he went in the Capitol.
jordan holmes
Well, that's because the FBI is just full of great investigators.
dan friesen
Well, I actually kind of figured they probably were aware of this, and it just didn't rise to the level of someone they would want to charge.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it does seem like that.
dan friesen
And to me, it's actually kind of surprising that there was a charge.
I don't think he's going to get in any trouble.
I think he'll be probably released...
Maybe a slap on the wrist, who knows?
So it is kind of surprising to me that they did end up charging him, but I'm not surprised to hear, you know, that there could be a charge.
jordan holmes
No, totally.
dan friesen
So, anyway, Alex, I just don't, I didn't know how it was going to land.
Outside of, I was pretty sure he was going to make it about himself.
jordan holmes
Yeah, totally.
dan friesen
And we'll get to that, but before we do, you know, John Bowne.
He's been a long time boring voice man.
jordan holmes
Indeed.
He's got special reports.
dan friesen
Yes, he does.
And Alex will play those special reports generally in the first six minutes of the show.
jordan holmes
Right.
Get him out of the way.
dan friesen
Those often don't go out on the radio.
jordan holmes
Get your vegetables out of the way.
dan friesen
A lot of stations air their own sort of station identification and news stuff at the top of the hour.
So Alex has this first segment that just is kind of no man's land.
And he'll usually play some John Bowne reports there with his dumb, boring voice.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But there's a guy who's been really making waves.
Uh-huh.
A guy named Greg Reese.
jordan holmes
Never heard of him.
dan friesen
He's another guy who's got the special reports that he does.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
He's another little video maker down in Austin at the InfoWars.
And I think he's making a run at the crown of the Weird Voice special report guy.
jordan holmes
Here we go.
All right.
greg reese
Immediately following the death of Nikola Tesla, Dr. John Trump, an electrical engineer with the National Defense Research Committee of the Office of Scientific Research and Development, and interestingly, President Donald Trump's uncle, was called in to analyze.
Is that interesting?
After only three days, John Trump officially concluded that Tesla's work was primarily speculative.
We are then told that most of Tesla's papers disappeared.
But his work most definitely quietly continued.
dan friesen
All right, man.
I hear that driving music behind you.
jordan holmes
What is the special report about?
dan friesen
This is about Tesla, man.
jordan holmes
This is about how Tesla's work is the underpinning for our futuristic technology that was stolen from him and hidden from the public.
dan friesen
Yeah, I didn't know what was going on, but I was excited.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I was like, this is how the show is starting?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
With this special report?
This is weird.
jordan holmes
I'm really more interested in Tesla than I am in whatever other bullshit they're going to spout.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
So let's hear this Tesla shit.
dan friesen
So Greg Reese, he wants to blow some minds talking about some of this physics stuff.
jordan holmes
Wireless energy.
dan friesen
Mysterious stuff that Tesla has figured out.
jordan holmes
Teleportation.
I saw the prestige.
greg reese
Bruce De Palma's spinning ball experiment from 1977 is simple enough for anyone to repeat.
Two steel balls are repeatedly launched with equal force.
One is spinning, the other is not.
The spinning ball consistently flies higher and falls faster.
Really?
You ever see a curveball?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's nonsense.
jordan holmes
You ever see a curveball?
You ever see a...
Major League Baseball pitcher throw a curveball.
You know, one of those things that's on TV during the summer 162 times.
dan friesen
This is amazing.
Yeah, modern science has plenty of explanations for why this phenomenon could be seen in different rates of speed between spinning and non-spinning objects.
The issue is that there's no difference for these objects when you try to conduct the experiment in a vacuum.
You know, like if you didn't have other forces at play.
Then they would travel at the same speed whether they were spinning or not, but because in nature, in the world, there's other forces that come to bear on the object, and they understand that.
jordan holmes
Yes, yeah, yeah.
Scientists are not stupid.
dan friesen
No.
The force that Greg Reese is ignoring here is called the Magnus effect, and it's basically the reason why pitchers can throw bending pitches or why tennis players add spin.
The spinning object in the air exerts a force on the air that it's traveling through, and in the process, its path of motion is affected.
This is a well-understood phenomenon, and it's completely compatible with Newtonian physics.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I guess Greg Reese didn't really look into this before deciding that spinning balls are somehow proof that physics is a lie.
jordan holmes
It would be very hard to research the American baseball pastime.
dan friesen
Yeah, or you can find countless videos of people doing this, like dropping things from really high heights, because it is really cool.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's cool.
dan friesen
It's really cool to look at.
unidentified
It's cool.
dan friesen
Yes.
Anyway, so this spinning force stuff that no one can explain.
No one.
No one can explain.
jordan holmes
Only Tesla.
dan friesen
Maybe.
But we don't know.
John Trump didn't think those papers were worth it.
So John Trump, Trump's uncle, is involved in the cover-up.
jordan holmes
Did you know that Bruce De Palma is Brian De Palma's uncle?
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
Isn't that interesting?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Nope.
I also don't think that's true.
dan friesen
So apparently the spin creates this magical force.
jordan holmes
Magic.
dan friesen
Or whatever.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so we're going to use this force somehow to create UFOs.
greg reese
These patents look very similar to what whistleblowers claim have been in production for years by weapons manufacturers such as Lockheed Martin Skunk Works.
The same UFO-like craft that whistleblowers claim are being prepared to stage a fake alien invasion.
dan friesen
So, we got a fake alien invasion coming.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
As proven by these spinning things.
jordan holmes
You ever see a knuckleball, Dan?
dan friesen
It was an interesting special report.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I think that the music really does a lot of work.
I think the music does more work than Greg.
jordan holmes
I think our greatest scientists are going to use a split-finger fastball to develop UFOs.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's pretty fun.
Also, I would question what this has to do with the globalist plans.
I don't know how a false flag alien invasion fits in with the larger schemes.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
We're supposed to be afraid of.
jordan holmes
It does seem like the plan B being kill all of the people would kind of negate the need for the UFO part.
dan friesen
Yep.
That would just be like, hey, look, we're going to do the super bioweapon thing, but let's have a little fun.
jordan holmes
I mean...
You know what?
I will give it up to the devil in this sense.
It does seem like he's got a lot of plans up in the air at the same time, and if he's juggling that many plans, that's a talent in and of itself.
That's a management issue, and he's killing it.
dan friesen
But, you know, I think back when we did stand-up, sometimes you'd have somebody who's like, I'm going to start my own show, animate a clothing line going, and then start a video blog.
jordan holmes
Well, you've got to brand yourself.
dan friesen
Well, there's a lot of plans, and sometimes if you have too many plans, You're not gonna do any of those things.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And maybe that's the issue that the devil's running into.
jordan holmes
That's the ultimate weakness of the devil.
He's got the false flag aliens.
dan friesen
He's got the super bioweapons.
jordan holmes
He doesn't follow through on anything.
He didn't even kill Eve.
You know?
What was the point?
dan friesen
Nah.
jordan holmes
Stupid.
dan friesen
Also, um, what, like, I...
What do you think you should be more afraid of?
Extermination or world government?
jordan holmes
Ooh, uh, depends.
What kind of extermination?
dan friesen
Well, because I feel like in Alex's scheme now, with the devil's plan, world government is not a necessary step towards extermination.
jordan holmes
That's true.
That is true.
dan friesen
So I don't know why the devil would need to push for that anymore.
jordan holmes
Well, if you have...
Okay, so if the devil obtains world government, he's gotten through the loophole that God set that keeps him from limiting human free will, maybe?
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Because the government can do the free will limiting, and he just gets to exterminate people?
I don't know, man.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is what happens when Greg Reese starts the show.
jordan holmes
This is a problem with both, I guess, UFOs and the Bible.
dan friesen
So Alex comes in and he breaks things off with some real serious headlines.
alex jones
Let me tell you what we got for you.
Everyone is starting to call out Fauci as a fraud and mainstream news is now reporting that he ran the Wuhan lab.
Which they're now confirming is where COVID-19 came from.
Absolutely huge.
And then people say, well, I thought you said COVID's not that deadly.
But they want to own it.
And they want to have version 1 and version 2 and version 3. They've got super deadly versions.
This was just the drill.
dan friesen
So Alex is just talking about a Washington Times headline that doesn't prove the claims that are in the headline or are speculated about in the headline.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that's all that is.
I was pretty disappointed.
He doesn't talk about it until fairly a ways later.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, I did see that the CIA would refuse to confirm that it wasn't created in a lab.
So people have taken that as speculation that they're probably...
Looking into it, I guess.
dan friesen
But I think that all along, it's not been excluded as a possibility, but it's not the most likely possibility, and there is not evidence that it was.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That's the issue.
jordan holmes
There are a lot of issues, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
And I don't trust the CIA.
dan friesen
Fine.
Yeah.
I didn't know whether or not we were going to get into the SAM issue early or late.
I didn't know.
It turns out that Alex dives right in.
alex jones
The FBI yesterday morning raided one of our crew members.
I'll tell you about that coming up next segment.
And the media is just in ecstasy.
Oh my God, we're so close to arresting Jones.
We want to shut down InfoWars.
Think about that.
It's not just...
Take us off the internet, not try to block our bank accounts.
Now it's, we want Jones in jail.
He masterminded the capital attacks.
You've been hearing that since it happened a few months ago, three months ago.
And now they're just fixing the intelligence to go in line with all of that.
dan friesen
So I guess this is the first instance of him making it all about himself.
alex jones
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
And it happens immediately.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
They got Sam, which is actually about me, as always.
dan friesen
I wouldn't be happy about this if I were Sam.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I would flip on him.
dan friesen
I would take this as an insult.
unidentified
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
So Alex gets to talking about his charges, what Sam's been charged with.
And he might be a little bit off.
alex jones
InfoWars reporter Sam.
Arrested for covering January 6th Capitol riot, Montoya.
So I talked to Sam's dad yesterday.
He was here.
Guess what he's charged with?
They said making loud utterances.
dan friesen
So Sam wasn't charged with making loud utterances.
The charging documents are public, and he's facing five charges.
One, entering and remaining in a restricted building.
jordan holmes
Sounds like he did that.
dan friesen
Two, disorderly or disruptive conduct in a restricted building.
jordan holmes
Almost certainly.
dan friesen
Three, violent entry and disorderly conduct in a Capitol building.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
Four, impeding passage through the Capitol grounds or Capitol buildings.
jordan holmes
No other way to be a mob in front of the door.
dan friesen
And five, parading, demonstrating, or picketing in a Capitol building.
I could be wrong, but I don't think that Sam's going to get in any real trouble about this, unless there's some kind of information that the state has that I'm not privy to, like where he was in greater coordination with people than we know.
I don't know.
Unless that's the case, I would guess he's going to get a slap on the wrist, and maybe not even that.
One of the charges about disorderly conduct and violent entry is described like this in the filing.
Quote, to willfully and knowingly utter loud, threatening and abusive language or engage in disorderly or disruptive conduct at any place on the grounds or in the Capitol buildings with the intent to impede, disrupt or disturb the orderly conduct of a session of Congress or either House of Congress or the orderly conduct in that building of a hearing before or any deliberations of a committee of Congress or either House of Congress.
Right.
jordan holmes
You can't go in there and scream, go fuck yourself.
Yeah.
dan friesen
But framing that as him getting charged for loud utterances is...
Fun, because it makes it seem like the government's trying to punish Sam for yelling.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it makes it seem like the government's trying to punish him for yelling, go fuck yourself to Nancy Pelosi.
dan friesen
Right.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's not quite the same thing.
dan friesen
You kind of lose the context of it.
jordan holmes
A little bit.
dan friesen
And, you know, Alex is just saying that he's getting charged with making loud utterances.
It's like, there's five charges.
The documents are right there.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Stop playing games.
jordan holmes
They're public, too.
dan friesen
But look, man, everybody's trying to jam Alex up.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And this is just a part of it.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
They've had all the major mainstream media, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, all of them, approach people and offer them money to lie about us.
They've had the big tabloids do it.
They have done Facebook scan searches on anybody that even ever took a photo with me.
people that take selfies.
If I'm randomly at a restaurant, these women will get a call from the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times saying, you have a relationship with Alex Jones.
They go, no, I don't know Alex Jones.
What?
No, this is preposterous.
We then get calls from these people and have confirmed it.
So thousands of people are called by the savage criminal operators of just actual leftist intelligence agency crime lords.
And then they control the FBI and order the FBI to then go and reverse engineer it.
dan friesen
So these media entities, the mainstream media, are essentially leftist crime lords.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And they run the FBI.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so the media comes up with this stuff, and then they reverse engineer an investigation through the FBI to jam someone up.
I think that Alex is used to people he knows, like Jacob Wall.
And James O 'Keefe operating like this where they try to set traps and that's the news.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're doing what we're doing even though we're the ones doing it and they aren't.
dan friesen
I think that because those people that are in his sphere do this stuff that he thinks that everybody does.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I think that he thinks that's how media and news operate, and that's scary.
jordan holmes
Yeah, which is one of the big things that we can see as a problem with Jacob Wohl and the ilk there, because that undermines confidence in any and all media outlets if you are so brazenly corrupt about it.
dan friesen
Yeah, and if people have it in their mind to equate the two.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
As if the people of that...
Right.
Are in any way analogous to the media.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
Real journalism is lying your way into buildings to surreptitiously record people and then edit together misleadingly.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's what people believe.
Yeah.
That's great.
That's good.
That's good for the fourth estate, Dan.
dan friesen
Sure.
So there's a CNN article about Matt Gaetz, the gate of Gaetz.
Yes.
jordan holmes
Never heard of the guy.
dan friesen
Well, Alex maybe didn't actually read this article.
jordan holmes
That could be a problem.
alex jones
I saw a CNN article.
Gaetz attended parties with drugs.
And there'd be some huge party in Miami or a big hotel suite party.
And the women went to the media to say, he was really nice and he didn't give us money.
And we didn't even see him using drugs.
One woman said, I saw him take a pill once, but he was really nice, and the women were all 25, 30. But that's at the end of the article.
And then other women go, yeah, I'm getting offered money to say Gates did something to me.
And it's not that Gates is perfect.
He's a rich kid.
He's a smart guy.
He's admitted he's a party animal.
Hell, he's for drug legalization.
And I'm not endorsing any of that, but I'm not a hypocrite.
I've never been a drug...
Problem person, but I've been, let's just say it, I'm pretty much an alcoholic off and on.
jordan holmes
That, it doesn't need to go down like this.
dan friesen
No, it doesn't.
jordan holmes
It doesn't.
It's unnecessary.
dan friesen
Why are you involving yourself in the story?
jordan holmes
We would all be like, that's fine, there's no way Alex is involved with this Matt Gaetz story if he wouldn't keep involving yourself!
dan friesen
Hey, look, I love the booze.
jordan holmes
Hey, I'm an alcoholic.
Why did you tell me that?
dan friesen
So the actual headline of this CNN story is, quote, women detail drug use, sex, and payments after late night parties with Gates and others.
jordan holmes
That does seem like a different headline than the one that I was presented with.
unidentified
Slightly different.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is a little bit different.
dan friesen
The article relies on the stories told by multiple women who claim to have been at these parties.
There is a mention of Gates behaving, quote, like a frat type of party boy, sometimes taking pills she believed were recreational drugs.
This person saw him taking pills.
That were believed to be recreational drugs.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Whatever.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
The article mentions these women being paid by Joel Greenberg, but not directly ever by Gates.
And they, quote, said they never saw anyone at the parties who appeared to be underage.
Additionally, the women disputed the characterizations of what they were aware of happening as being sex trafficking.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Which is fine.
Could just be sex work.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know why, like I said, Alex can't even, like, just...
Touch this story.
Get into it at all without some personal thing about himself.
It's very weird.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is feeling a little like, oh no, my son is in trouble.
I gotta protect this poor idiot.
dan friesen
It's very weird.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I wouldn't do that.
dan friesen
No!
jordan holmes
I would do anything else but get involved and then tell everyone I'm an alcoholic on air.
dan friesen
Now, speaking of things you would or would not do.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
If you were...
Alex's lawyer, what would you tell him to say publicly about the whole Sam issue?
jordan holmes
Ooh, I would tell him probably to say something along the lines of, we don't believe these charges are accurate and we are fighting against these.
My lawyer has advised me to say nothing beyond that.
dan friesen
Now, if you were Alex's lawyer and you advised him not to say anything, you probably wouldn't want to hear this.
jordan holmes
This could be an issue.
alex jones
But my lawyers and people are like, I would not talk about this at all.
Oh, just so it's all over the news, then they can lie and say I sent him in there.
He had flamethrowers and hand grenades and cut Pelosi's head off.
I'm not going to sit there and wait for that crap.
jordan holmes
I'm going to put out a million dollar bounty.
dan friesen
So yeah, Alex is going to set the record straight before people can say he had grenades and stuff.
Now my lawyer told me not to say anything, so here we go.
I'm going to say I'm a bunch of shit.
jordan holmes
Alright, here we go.
Shoot that shotgun of bullshit at us.
dan friesen
So here comes.
Here's what Alex is...
Here's his story, and he's going to be sticking to it.
I'm sure this is going to be very consistent fully.
alex jones
So here's what happened.
Everybody wanted to go to D.C. It had a carnival atmosphere, and I told Harrison Smith...
Was that what it had?
You can go on the next trip.
You're here to do the shows while we're all there, and to cut to us live.
Well, Sam, who I almost fired for, but he's a likable guy, so I didn't do it, but he came this close.
jordan holmes
He's a good guy!
alex jones
And said, well, if Alex isn't going to send me, I'm going to go with the MyPillow people.
And he got press passes, White House press passes from them for the main event.
And then I find out later he's in the Capitol that day and got the footage.
Sam got footage of the woman being killed.
And I had a huge meltdown on the rooftop, started cussing at people.
I said, he's supposed to be in Austin running things.
He's got footage.
And I go, yeah, here it is already on Twitter.
Then I go, why is it on Twitter and not on us?
What the hell?
dan friesen
So, Alex said Sam couldn't go.
jordan holmes
Alex, as your counsel.
dan friesen
Sam said Alex can't go.
Alex said Sam can't go.
jordan holmes
Can't go.
dan friesen
You and Harrison Smith need to stay here and throw to us while we're there.
jordan holmes
Gotta do whatever it is you're doing.
dan friesen
I know it's gonna be a carnival, but you gotta work.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Sam says, fuck that.
I'm gonna go talk to Mike Lindell.
And apparently he goes to the Capitol with Mike Lindell.
alex jones
Right.
jordan holmes
The MyPillow people.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
So then, Alex...
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, everybody that works for Infowars, I assume, is now an independent contractor completely.
dan friesen
So Alex is unaware that Sam has gone with the MyPillow people.
jordan holmes
Honestly, he's never met Sam before in his life.
dan friesen
So he finds out that Sam is in Washington, D.C. when he finds out that he has footage...
jordan holmes
Correct.
dan friesen
...of the woman being shot, but at the same time...
Sam was along with Tyler Hansen at the time who was burning a Black Lives Matter flag with Owen Schroyer the night before and had shared a hotel room with Owen.
jordan holmes
You would think.
dan friesen
Seems like they might have...
jordan holmes
They might have had text messages.
dan friesen
Or maybe...
Sam was there when they burned the Black Lives Matter flag.
jordan holmes
Sure seems like it.
dan friesen
He might have been hanging out.
It seems weird.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that whole burning the Black Lives Matter flag kind of puts it out of Carnival atmosphere or into bloodthirsty mob atmosphere.
dan friesen
I don't believe for a fucking second that there wasn't an awareness that he was there in D.C. Absolutely.
jordan holmes
That's ridiculous.
No.
dan friesen
I don't know what it means that he went with the MyPillow people.
jordan holmes
He went with the MyPillow people!
You know who you should investigate?
Mike Lindell.
That's who you should investigate.
dan friesen
Boy, does it feel like that.
jordan holmes
You should go see the MyPillow people!
They're the ones!
Infowars, I'm mad that he didn't give me the footage!
I wish he had given me the footage!
alex jones
Why is it on Twitter?
jordan holmes
Until this moment, when I definitely don't wish he gave me that footage.
dan friesen
So, the next day, after the 6th, on the 7th, Alex is talking with Sam.
And he's like, hey dude, shit's fucked up.
jordan holmes
Bruh.
unidentified
Bruh.
jordan holmes
This was a terrible idea, right bruh?
dan friesen
Bruh.
Bruh.
You're fucked.
jordan holmes
You're gonzo.
dan friesen
And Sam was like, hey buddy, it's all good.
jordan holmes
Look, I'm with the MyPillow people now.
dan friesen
No, it's all good, man.
They're going to do shit.
alex jones
And then Sam talks to me the next day and I go, Sam, you're probably going to get in a lot of trouble even though you didn't do anything.
As a journalist, did you do anything wrong in there?
And he goes, no, no, it's fine.
Everything's fine.
I said, that's not the case, Sam, but we'll see.
And here we are a couple months, three months later, and you see what's unfolding since January 6th.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
I really don't think the people on the right really understand what unfolded on January 6th.
And if they do, they are lying about it.
dan friesen
Well, I think one of the problems is the ripples of the fake shit that they came up with to make excuses about it.
It's taken a while to catch up with the reality of...
You know, reality keeping on existing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it keeps going.
Whether you like it or not.
dan friesen
So Alex heard that Sam got arrested.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Right?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And even though he told him he was going to be in trouble on the 7th.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Alex then, last night, in 2021.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
Last night, he interrogated people at Infowars Studios.
What was Sam up to?
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out.
alex jones
So then I got to interrogate some people here last night and check their messages and make damn sure when I tell you the story, it's what the truth is.
And I said, I thought I said they had to stay and run the shows.
Well, he told me he was going with my pillow people, and if he got footage, he'd give it to us, and maybe we'd reimburse him if he asked for receipts or something.
And I said, so again, as usual, no one does what I tell them.
That's why I blow up.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
As usual, when facing legal troubles, I really want to check the messages and make sure I am telling the truth.
There are few other times when I do this.
dan friesen
And I have literally no control over anything.
jordan holmes
Nope!
Nobody knows what I'm doing!
I don't know what anybody's doing!
This is an anarchist outfit!
dan friesen
Legally, no one listens to me.
unidentified
Legally, I have never met any of these people.
dan friesen
So it seems strange to me that Alex would have talked to Sam on January 7th, and then in April, he's interrogating people and checking messages about something that he clearly knows what happened.
jordan holmes
Has no idea.
It was a cold case, Dan.
dan friesen
I don't understand.
jordan holmes
He's starting a podcast to investigate Sam's involvement.
dan friesen
Get the piano.
jordan holmes
Yes, it's a new serialized podcast.
dan friesen
Yeah, but look, dude.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I mean, this story doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes
No, it doesn't.
dan friesen
But, who cares?
jordan holmes
Good point.
dan friesen
Sam sucks.
alex jones
Plus, Sam is not that easy.
jordan holmes
He's not a good guy anymore?
alex jones
He's a video editor, low-level, camera guy, been here three years, and I'd say he's, you know, second string.
He's a great guy, but he's not gotten trained up to that point.
It takes time.
And sure enough...
He went on his own volition, went in there, and I don't say that.
Too lightly, oh, you know, I didn't tell him to go in there even.
No, I mean, I didn't, but it doesn't matter.
He didn't do anything wrong.
dan friesen
It really sounds like Alex is trying to be like, I didn't have anything to do with this shit.
jordan holmes
This is like a story that Avon Barksdale's lawyer is telling.
Like, listen, my client has never been anywhere near drugs.
He's never seen any of these people before.
I don't know why you are trying to malign a businessman and large character in the community.
dan friesen
Quite frankly, Bodie is second string.
jordan holmes
Listen, if he was part of my crew, I would tell you he was only a mid- He was a level manager.
He didn't have much going on.
dan friesen
He was selling drugs on his own, and even if he wasn't, then I wasn't wrong.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
He had just got his own corner.
He was moving up in the world, but he wasn't any good yet.
dan friesen
I would say that if I were Sam, I wouldn't like to hear that.
alex jones
I would be real unhappy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Here I am, in prison for InfoWars, and Alex is on air saying that second string.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think we're going to see a little bit of a Shadowgate fallout on this one.
Unfortunately, Sam has been let go.
dan friesen
If I were Alex, I would be going out of my way to say everything positive about this guy.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
He's worked there for three fucking years.
jordan holmes
You know what Roger Stone said about Trump when he got arrested?
The nicest things anyone has ever said!
dan friesen
Oh my god.
jordan holmes
He prayed for pardons?
dan friesen
No, and look at it the other way.
Trump said nice things about Roger when Roger got arrested.
jordan holmes
Yes, because you don't want nobody telling nothing.
No.
Exactly!
dan friesen
So anyway...
jordan holmes
That's what the lawyer from The Wire would suggest.
dan friesen
So Sam got jammed up because one of his family members...
Tipped off the enforcement.
jordan holmes
They needed a family member to tip people off?
dan friesen
I guess they weren't watching InfoWars.
jordan holmes
No, that's fair.
dan friesen
It's not something I would recommend most serious people do.
unidentified
That is fair.
dan friesen
But Alex is all over the place talking about Sam's family.
alex jones
And I was this close and I said, you know, Sam's a nice guy.
I'm not going to fire him.
And then I got to learn that his...
Family member, we know who it is because he told us how she won't even come to family dinners because he's a conservative and his dad is.
They're big Trump supporters.
unidentified
Is that it?
alex jones
His family member, one of his siblings, won't even come to dinner with him for years because of Trump.
Sam's a big Trump supporter.
I mean, you see Sam at the RNC five years ago talking to me, shaking my hand in videos that Eric Andre shot.
I mean, he's been around.
He's a big fan.
And so we're praying for him.
We support him.
He's in jail.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
This is all over the place, man.
This is weird.
jordan holmes
Yeah, a more important person, perhaps somebody not on the second string would be getting a nice little defense fund boost.
We're setting something up to help him.
Instead, Sam just gets a nice little, we're praying for him.
Obviously, we hope he's doing well.
He will definitely be working here when he gets out of jail.
100%.
I will not be firing him immediately.
dan friesen
We've sort of talked to his dad.
But again, it's important to remember that what's at stake here and what's real about this story is not...
It doesn't even involve Sam at all.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It involves Alex.
jordan holmes
Of course.
alex jones
So we're praying for him.
We support him.
He's in jail for raising his voice in the Capitol.
And they've got the quotes about, woo-woo, America standing up, all this stuff.
But he was wearing two hats.
He's a journalist.
He had a presidential media pass.
He thought the president was going there.
The police opened the doors and waved him in.
That's why he went in and covered it.
He got the footage of the woman dying.
He had other mainstream media there.
Wow.
jordan holmes
That was a lot for them to have as a goal.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex can't process this story except as it being part of an elaborate plan to get him.
If I were Sam, I would be a bit worried about how my arrest was being used as a prop to justify Alex's completely out-of-control narcissism.
jordan holmes
You'd think.
dan friesen
I want to take this clip piece by piece.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The first little piece here is that Alex is claiming that Sam just said, Woo-woo, America's standing up.
That is not true.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound right.
dan friesen
Here are some of the quotes from the charging documents.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Quote, we've had enough.
We're not going to take your fucking vaccines.
We're not going to take all your bullshit.
alex jones
The people are standing up.
jordan holmes
That sounds like something he might say.
dan friesen
Quote, here we are in the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., in the Capitol building.
It has officially been stormed by Trump supporters.
Again, the U.S. Capitol building in Washington, D.C. has officially been stormed by Trump supporters.
And here we are, taking our The People's House back.
jordan holmes
I wouldn't want that anywhere where people would have that on recording.
I especially wouldn't want to say be recording myself while I was saying those things.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's not in the list of quotes in the charging document, but my favorite quote from Sam's livestream was when he was walking in, entering the Capitol building, and he does a plug for InfoWars store.
It seems weird.
Like, maybe if he was there with my pillow, he should have plugged them.
jordan holmes
Never heard of him.
I didn't send him down there.
dan friesen
Not at all.
I guess loyalty runs deep, but it's also a one-way street, because Alex doesn't give a shit his dude's second string.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
That's brutal.
dan friesen
So, the next piece is that Alex is claiming that Sam had a press pass.
That is also not true.
From the charging document, quote, the director of the Congressional Press Galleries within the Senate Press Office did a name check on Samuel Christopher Montoya and confirmed that no one by that name has Congressional Press credentials as an individual or via any other organizations.
I have no idea what Alex is trying to claim, but there's no way that Sam had a press pass to be where he was.
That's complete bullshit.
And there also wasn't any other mainstream media where Sam was.
The videos that have come out that were played on other outlets are things that people purchased from the folks who were there illegally.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
The media isn't going to be like, hey, let's go wander inside the middle of this bloodthirsty mob that hates the media.
dan friesen
Yeah, wear one of those hats with a little collar.
jordan holmes
Yeah, a little.
dan friesen
From the coverage I can find in any real outlets, it really feels like Alex is heightening this to a point of absurdity.
This is my area of interest.
in what I cover, and honestly, I don't think I care nearly as much about the arrest as I do about Alex's response.
It's complete sensationalization, where Alex is trying to walk this interesting line where he has nothing to do with Sam's actions, but the consequences that are coming to Sam are secretly an attack on him.
This is how a narcissistic mind would interpret something like this.
Like, Alex is blameless, and all negative consequences are secretly a plot against him.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And if I were Sam, I would realize this is a plot, and I am being used.
jordan holmes
I would immediately go, oh, he's a vicious narcissist.
Duh!
Why would I think that he was anything but that who would help me out in my hour of need?
dan friesen
No, but, I mean, look, it's all about getting Alex.
alex jones
Welcome back to the Alex Jones Show.
So, there are now hundreds of news articles proliferating like mushrooms.
Going, oh, Alex Jones is going to get arrested.
Alex Jones is finally going to get it.
We're going to shut him up.
He sent in one of his reporters to attack the Capitol, the most vicious attack on the U.S. since Pearl Harbor.
They're actually saying that this was as bad as Pearl Harbor.
Asinine.
dan friesen
Again, Alex is making this all about himself.
I failed to find any mainstream media articles that fit the description of what he's talking about, but again, if he actually means random tweets when he says media articles, then there's nothing I can really do about that.
It's just the delusions of a liar.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Also, about that Pearl Harbor thing, this is just Alex misrepresenting comments made by Chuck Schumer after the storming.
Quote, It's very, very difficult to put into words what has transpired today.
I've never lived through or even imagined an experience like the one we've just witnessed in this Capitol.
President Franklin Roosevelt set aside December 7th, 1941 as a day that will live in infamy.
Unfortunately, we can now add January 6th, 2021 to that very short list of dates in American history that will live forever in infamy.
Alex has taken this and twisted it into Schumer saying that the storming of the Capitol was worse than Pearl Harbor when he said no such thing.
Yeah.
unidentified
Interestingly, there was a recent comment about Pearl Harbor that...
dan friesen
Ooh, I'm gonna go with...
jordan holmes
Paul Ryan about something 10 years ago.
dan friesen
No, it was Trump talking about COVID-19 in May of last year.
jordan holmes
There it was.
dan friesen
I'd like Alex's comments on that.
I'd like to see what he thinks about Trump saying that COVID-19 is worse than Pearl Harbor and 9-11.
jordan holmes
You know, you don't need to worry about the things that Trump says.
It's more about the vibe he gives.
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
Speaking of vibes, Alex has this vibe, right?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Sam got popped.
jordan holmes
I'm so...
So, Alex...
It has nothing to do with this.
However, Sam was there the night before with Owen.
dan friesen
Well, I don't know.
Actually, I'm not 100% sure Sam was there the night before.
But when Sam was in the Capitol, Tyler Hansen was there as well.
jordan holmes
And Tyler was with Owen.
dan friesen
And Tyler was sharing a hotel room.
jordan holmes
That's right.
dan friesen
Hanging out with Owen and burning a Black Lives Matter flag.
jordan holmes
They all knew they were there.
dan friesen
It seems like there is a very clear associate chain of people.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry about distracting you.
unidentified
No, that's alright.
dan friesen
So Sam got popped.
And Alex has this vibe, but it's like, it's unfair.
Like, other people protest at the Capitol and they don't get arrested.
alex jones
I don't need to say that I didn't send Sam in there because I need to protect myself.
I'm saying it because it's the truth.
But it doesn't matter because you saw Kavanaugh hearings where they took over, blocked the halls, threw things, chased Congress people onto elevators, blocked the elevators, did all that stuff, and nothing happened to those people.
But when a couple hundred people go in behind a few dozen morons that were violent and who did do wrong, they don't all deserve to then be indicted when the police officers wave Sam Motea in.
dan friesen
That's the second time Alex has gotten his name wrong.
jordan holmes
Sam Motea.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
The guy who definitely is a good guy.
dan friesen
Second string, Sam Motea.
jordan holmes
Boy, if I were Sam, I would be like, I'm racking my brain for shit that's unrelated to the six.
I'm going through any crime I can think.
I think he embezzled 50 bucks one time.
He took it from petty cash.
It was Alex!
dan friesen
As for the Kavanaugh protesters, it feels like no one got arrested there to Alex because he doesn't care.
Right.
unidentified
And acknowledging that there were arrests would hurt his narratives.
dan friesen
In reality, you can find articles about mass arrests that took place around the Kavanaugh hearings.
CNN had an article on October 5th, 2018, about 293 people being arrested by the Capitol Police for unlawful demonstrations.
A Mother Jones article lists the arrests at Kavanaugh protests, and if you add them all up, not including the group one from that CNN article, you end up with 662 That's a ton.
And the main difference between then and now is that these anti-Kavanaugh protesters didn't try to take over the fucking Capitol.
jordan holmes
How many people did they kill?
dan friesen
Alex pretends that no one got arrested protesting Kavanaugh because if he acknowledged that they did, he'd either have to argue that they shouldn't have and then be defending evil leftists, or he'd have to accept that there are consequences for people's actions.
Yeah, the right has no idea.
jordan holmes
idea what it means to actually protest.
No.
unidentified
Like, they just don't get that.
dan friesen
They don't understand the idea about accepting consequences when That's the point.
jordan holmes
You are accepting that something will happen to you in order to stand beside a ton of people.
You can't take all of us.
dan friesen
Whatever consequence may come.
It's illegal to occupy this space and sit in the Capitol, let's say, for example.
And you do that knowing that the consequence could be that you get arrested because it will bring attention to whatever cause you're there protesting.
jordan holmes
I think they're just so used to getting whatever they fucking want.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's so bizarre for people who are just so interested in personal responsibility to not understand This dynamic.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, well.
jordan holmes
It's not bizarre.
People who are really interested in personal responsibility are usually really interested in it for other people.
dan friesen
Yeah, maybe.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, mic down for this clip because it was so weird.
But another defense of Sam is that he's got a lot of hats.
He's wearing hats.
He was wearing a MAGA hat when he was there, literally.
But he was also wearing a journalist hat and also just like a, hey, I'm a cool guy hat.
alex jones
And he got really, really dramatic footage.
And so we left it up because he was operating as a journalist.
So they're going to try to say, well, he's not a journalist when he's making political comments.
Well, everybody can wear two or three hats.
You can be out playing golf and then say something to the news cameras about your view on apartheid 30 years ago.
You can be at a Star Wars premiere and say something about animal rights if you want.
It's two different hats.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I'm guessing that Alex is referencing Gary Player?
jordan holmes
Yeah, something.
dan friesen
But man, that's a weird pull for him to make as an example of someone wearing two hats.
jordan holmes
Nah, come on!
dan friesen
You could be a golfer and support apartheid!
jordan holmes
Golfers from the 80s!
Come on, man!
Just toss it in there!
Oh boy.
dan friesen
I think that was on Alex's mind because Trump gave Gary Player a Medal of Freedom or whatever.
jordan holmes
That's too predictable.
I hate people like this.
dan friesen
Yeah, so that's weird.
I think that there's a slight difference between a golfer giving an unpopular opinion or you making some kind of a political comment when you're on a red carpet.
I think those are a little bit different than you being in the middle of an inactive participant in the storming of the Capitol.
You're a journalist because you have a camera.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they like to pretend that it wasn't a massive, bloodthirsty attempt to take over the entire country, hopefully triggering Trump to institute martial law so you have everything under your control.
They don't like to deal with that part.
dan friesen
Well, the circumstances are a little bit weird to me because it's not analogous to someone at a movie premiere saying something political.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
The version that I think would be really funny is if someone was, let's say...
Storming the Capitol.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But they were wearing, like, Godzilla vs.
Kong merch.
So they argued they were just doing promotions.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's two hats.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a marketing major, and also I am attempting to overthrow a country.
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I remember that.
And Marquis de Sade, whenever they stormed the Bastille, came out with copies of his book, and he's like, just while I'm here.
dan friesen
Look, where is there going to be more free press attention than at the Storming of the Capitol?
You want to get the word out about your movie?
That's the place.
jordan holmes
Has anybody ever said no press is bad press, my friend?
Because that's the truth.
dan friesen
I don't think that this argument holds up in my mind that he's wearing two hats.
jordan holmes
How long before that's a legitimate advertising strategy?
Fucking Disney is like, okay, here's what we do.
We're going to storm the United States Capitol, and then after we've done all this damage, we're going to remove our shirts all at once, and it's going to be the next!
dan friesen
And everyone's gonna blame Soy Bomb.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
So, I got this real sense, and I think it's kind of a normal sense to get in situations like this, that Alex is obviously making this all about himself.
Duh.
But, as Alex talked more, I really got a feeling that it kind of felt like he was mad that it's not him.
It seems like he wishes it was him who got arrested.
jordan holmes
He's not a good enough martyr.
alex jones
Disrupting would be blocking him, blocking the door, shutting down the hearing.
dan friesen
Quickly, he's talking about when he went to Congress and yelled at Sundar Pichai.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
alex jones
I don't believe you should do that.
But particularly I got angry also because in the hearings they'd been talking about me, they did talk about me in that hearing.
I was in there for five angry hours, and they said my name at least six, seven times.
And they had Congress people pointing me out in the back row with Roger Stone going, there's the Russians, there's the spies right there.
I'm not a Russian spy, you trash!
And you know it, you're the globalist butcher in this country.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
So again, What I did was 10 times more aggressive than Sam.
And if he is indicted, I deserve to be indicted for what happened.
See, that's how I operate.
jordan holmes
I am Spartacus.
alex jones
Because the whole law is a fraud.
The whole application of it's a fraud.
It's garbage.
dan friesen
So please arrest me.
Please.
jordan holmes
I want to be a martyr.
It would give me so much attention.
dan friesen
Secondary attention is not good enough.
jordan holmes
Oh, what is this?
What is this?
Just a second string cameraman that's getting arrested?
I can't turn him into a martyr that leads the movement.
dan friesen
I did ten times worse.
jordan holmes
I am the worst person here, he says, confidently knowing he won't be arrested or inconvenienced in any way.
dan friesen
So silly.
Yeah.
So we get now to that Washington Post, I'm sorry, Washington Times, quite different.
jordan holmes
Yeah, hold on.
dan friesen
A headline that Alex was talking about earlier in the episode.
alex jones
Is Dr. Fauci the father of the pandemic?
an incredible Washington Times article out just yesterday, admitting he basically ran the Wuhan lab.
It had hundreds of groups funding it, but his program with Obama continuing under Trump, until he pulled out of it two years before COVID launched, about a year into Trump, Trump pulled out of it.
We showed you those documents last week to his credit that he got back into it by then supporting their damn vaccines.
unidentified
What facts are those?
dan friesen
I think that makes Trump look worse.
jordan holmes
That makes him look...
Incredibly stupid!
dan friesen
Yeah, if any of that were true, which it's not, that would make Trump a willing participant in bio-warfare against the American people.
jordan holmes
Because it's not him just letting the program continue.
It's him being like, I gotta stop this program.
And then a couple years later, them being like, come on, let's kill everybody.
And he's like, ah!
I'm tired.
Sure, go for it.
dan friesen
Yeah, that makes him real bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, we know from looking at past episodes of Alex's show that when Alex first learned about Anthony Fauci towards the beginning of the...
jordan holmes
Huge fan.
Loved him.
unidentified
He's a great guy.
He checked into him.
dan friesen
He's a legend.
jordan holmes
He's a man among men.
dan friesen
One of the best.
Trump's got him out there.
jordan holmes
Best person to lead the fight.
dan friesen
Right, because Alex thought that Fauci was saying stuff that worked for his conspiracies.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Turned out it didn't, so he threw Fauci under the bus pretty quick.
Also, we know from listening to past episodes, Steve Pachanek used to think that Anthony Fauci was one of the best in the business.
True.
Because they went to Columbia together?
jordan holmes
Yeah, they went to Cornell together.
dan friesen
And that has changed?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That tone?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Turns out we have a new villain backstory.
alex jones
How do I know Fauci's in charge?
He's been involved running these attacks and bioweapon attacks against Africa and others since before Gates was even out of college.
Gates has worked directly under him.
Fauci is the guy that actually runs the operational programs.
He's been doing it for 40 years at least.
And his, because I read transcripts, His word-for-word stuff, a week before, a month before, a day before, will word-for-word come out of Xi Jinping's dirty mouth and out of the UN's dirty mouth and the WHO's murderous mouth.
He's in charge.
He's the one.
Look at him.
unidentified
Look at him.
jordan holmes
Look at him!
Look at him!
He looks like an academic, and we hate those!
dan friesen
So Fauci's been running bioweapon attacks for like 40 years, and yet...
Steve Pachanek, the great insider who knows everything and has overthrown countries and is secretly the Forrest Gump of world history, thought he was a great guy until, like...
Just now.
jordan holmes
No, I would say that Steve Pachenik thought he was a great guy until he was the first person to be infected with COVID-19.
He cured himself.
So once he got infected, he realized that Fauci had been lying to him the whole time, even since he was young.
Because Fauci was actually recruited into this program when he was zero years old.
He was grown in a lab, Dan.
Since he was zero and a half years old, he was also exactly five foot eight at the time, etc.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
I think I proved it.
dan friesen
That sounds right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, I feel like the more and more you try to parody what Alex is talking about...
jordan holmes
It's going to say it next week.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's not far off enough to actually be funny.
jordan holmes
It's really not.
I just don't know how far I can go.
dan friesen
We're just basically in comic book territory at this point.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is true.
dan friesen
So Alex is complaining about this article.
Not really dealing with it at all, but the headline's fun for him.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
So that's great.
And then Alex reads another headline.
alex jones
I'm a clinical lab scientist.
COVID-19 is fake.
Wake up.
And it continues on from there.
dan friesen
It continues on from there.
jordan holmes
Dan, does it continue on from there?
dan friesen
It does.
jordan holmes
Would that continuation perhaps provide context for this headline?
dan friesen
Yeah, that headline is just the first line of a meme post that's been going around on message boards and Facebook since at least early December.
It was initially attributed to an anonymous doctor, but since it's been claimed to have been written by Dr. Rob Oswald, a virologist and immunologist at Cornell University's Department of Molecular Medicine.
jordan holmes
Man, Cornell is out of its mind growing lunatics at us!
dan friesen
Oswald didn't write that.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
And he doesn't agree with the sentiment.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But people get tricked more easily when you pretend that someone with expertise in a particular field is saying something, as opposed to some random idiot on the internet.
jordan holmes
I'm pretty sure Thomas Jefferson said that.
dan friesen
This is what Alex is covering in his stack of news.
This is something that passed the test of what should be printed off and covered on this program, which is just pathetic.
jordan holmes
It's a meme!
You gotta share memes, otherwise they won't become powerful.
dan friesen
It's not even new.
jordan holmes
New memes are just old memes waiting to be reused.
dan friesen
Great.
Something else that's getting reused is Norm fucking Pettis.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
No!
Really?
dan friesen
Norm Pettis.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
Attorney.
Lawyer extraordinaire.
Guy who had to sit silently and awkwardly while Alex put a bounty out on his Sandy Hook enemies.
jordan holmes
There's gotta be...
I think at this point, Pattis has to be in it for the stories.
You know, like, 20 years from now, he's sitting at a bar just being like, I can tell your tales, man.
dan friesen
I suspect that maybe he's flown too close to the sun with Alex.
jordan holmes
And he can't go anywhere else.
dan friesen
Might realize...
It might be starting to realize, like, ah, shit.
jordan holmes
I don't know!
Maybe it's part of a book thing that he's trying to write.
unidentified
You know how some strippers or sex workers and the like?
jordan holmes
They do this and then they write a book and they go on Oprah.
That's what Norm Pattis is going to do.
dan friesen
I don't know, because the more that I hear Norm, the more I feel like he's being more willing to say InfoWars-y stuff.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Whereas before, it seemed like he had a little bit of restraint.
It seemed a little more professional.
He seems like a real fucking shithead.
jordan holmes
Okay, that's not good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So anyway, Alex introduces him, and he also gets Sam's name wrong again.
jordan holmes
Great.
alex jones
I wanted to get Norm Pattis, who's a famous criminal lawyer and constitutional lawyer, and also does work for us on the First Amendment issue quite a bit on, you know, he doesn't know all the facts, and this all just happened yesterday, so he's going to be limited on what he talks about with our Infowars reporter, Sam Motea.
jordan holmes
Wow.
Sam.
You gotta listen to this broadcast.
This is one that's gonna change things for you.
This broadcast is gonna put you on a path to a better life.
dan friesen
Alex is trying to do you dirty.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
And one of the funny things about Norm's appearance here on the show is that you get a real sense that he's kind of trying to reassure Alex that, like, you're clean.
jordan holmes
Okay.
You're good, man.
norm pattis
What I know in Mr. Montoya's case is that he was arrested for his conduct on the Capitol that day.
I understand he had a press pass.
Federal authorities may or may not be aware of that.
The press pass may or may not have protected him from all the consequences of what he was doing that day.
That's a question that will have to be sorted out in a court of law.
I represent you.
Obviously, my primary concern is you.
I do not believe there are facts sufficient to warrant a further investigation of you.
Yeah, so I mean, I don't know.
dan friesen
From everything I can see publicly available, Norm's probably right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He was promoting Infowars while he was live streaming going into the Capitol.
But who's to say if Alex asked him to do that or is even aware that he was doing that?
Yeah, that is something that will have to be seen.
But it is interesting that there's like, yeah, yeah, he's going to have to go to court.
You're cool.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Hey, buddy, buddy.
dan friesen
My primary concern is you.
He's not my client.
jordan holmes
Listen, he doesn't pay me.
You do.
And let me tell you something right now.
You keep saying what you're saying.
You never met the guy.
We're going to have a good night.
dan friesen
So they get to talking about the shooting of Daunte Wright in Minnesota.
jordan holmes
Yeah, sure.
I want to get my lawyer buddy on to do that.
Yeah.
dan friesen
This takes a turn for the uncomfortable.
alex jones
Let's talk about this.
This is just now breaking.
We know the name of the female police officer who said...
Get ready, taser, and then she shot and killed Daunte Wright.
He's in the middle of rioting.
He's got a warrant out for armed robbery.
The city's burning.
The police station shot up.
He's kicking police flailing.
She absolutely shoots him.
In the fog of war, that's what happens.
I'm not glad it happened, but he's a thug waving guns around on the internet.
You know, all this, he's dead now.
What does he expect?
You go to a riot, you're probably going to get killed by somebody.
I'm surprised only one person got killed.
dan friesen
Alex is making up almost all of the details of this shooting.
Yep.
Dante wasn't at a riot.
He was pulled over for having expired tags on his license plates and having hanging air fresheners that blocked his mirrors.
Very minor things.
He wasn't fighting with the police, though it does appear he was trying to get back into his car before he was shot.
There was a misdemeanor warrant for Wright's arrest, but it was unrelated to an aggravated robbery charge he'd gotten in December 2019.
It had to do with missing a court date for a misdemeanor of carrying a pistol without a permit, something Alex should not think is a crime.
There's a conversation to have about this shooting, but it's literally impossible to deal with any of the real underlying issues if you're like Alex and you insist on creating a completely fictional version of events to tell your audience.
It's important to understand that Alex does this all the time.
Real events become fiction with his addition of tons of details and subplots that aren't real.
And it's critical to understand how he uses fictional augmentation of real stories because it's one of the easiest ways to see his biases.
When it's a black man who's killed, the story is supplemented with all sorts of extenuating circumstances and details that make it so sad that the guy kind of had it coming.
We've seen this play out over and over again recently with George Floyd and Ahmaud Arbery.
The opposite is done when it's a white person who's killed, as we saw so grotesquely in the case of Kate Steinle.
In reality, an immigrant found a gun wrapped in a rag that he didn't even realize was a gun.
He picked it up, the gun discharged, and a ricocheting bullet accidentally and tragically hit Steinle.
Alex's retelling of the story became a tale where this immigrant saw Steinle with her dad, who the immigrant thought was her older boyfriend, and the immigrant was jealous that he was with someone so beautiful and he couldn't have her, so he killed her.
Yeah.
unidentified
These strategies are intentional because reality isn't what's real to Alex.
dan friesen
What's real is this white supremacist ideology and archetypes that he can try to justify by using real life events and tragedies as And you see that.
It's very, very obvious.
So, I mean, one of the things that I think is really important whenever we're talking about Alex Jones and the things that he does is oftentimes it's less important to look at what is being done as the structure of why these things are being done.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Alex is creating side stories and details about the story of this shooting in order to make it more palatable for his audience to not care.
And he does the reverse when it's a white person who is...
Yeah, I mean, it's immediately obvious simply because his argument, even if he says it's not okay for the cops to kill people, his argument always boils down to it's more okay for the cops to kill black people than white people.
Yeah.
His behavior dictates that that is his position.
jordan holmes
That has to be true in his situation.
So there you go.
You're a racist piece of shit.
dan friesen
Alex is taking issue, too, with the fact that the name of the police officer in Minnesota was released and that the officer who shot Ashley Babbitt in the Capitol has not been released.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And then Norm chimes in.
alex jones
The Department of Justice closes investigation of the death of Ashley Babbitt.
And they say, since when do you have an investigation like it's national security, like it's the CIA, and we don't even, they've closed the investigation and we don't even know the person's name.
This is a very dangerous precedent here, Norm.
What do you think's going on here?
norm pattis
I have no idea.
I mean, and that's the problem.
It's not transparent.
I know that had she been black and there were no charges, no transparency, there might be more riots in the streets, and then we'd be talking about the need for a so-called racial reckoning.
dan friesen
Are you a lawyer?
jordan holmes
Man, you know, the past few years have really made me think that passing the bar is not as hard as it has been advertised.
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
A racial reckoning.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's saying that the reason that no one is concerned with who the Capitol Police officer, and I don't even know if I'm going to allow that stipulation to stand, but he's saying that everyone would be up in arms if it was a black person who had gotten shot.
That's...
norm pattis
Wow.
dan friesen
This guy's a lawyer.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
Nope.
So, if there's ghosts in the neighborhood...
There's something strange in the neighborhood.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Who are you going to call?
jordan holmes
I would call the Ghostbusters.
dan friesen
That is correct.
jordan holmes
Who would other people call?
dan friesen
Now, if there's a rustling in your house at night, maybe you think there's a burglar.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Who would you call?
jordan holmes
I would still call the Ghostbusters.
Those proton packs are fucking powerful, man.
dan friesen
But do they affect people?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I've never...
I mean, if you cross them, they'll make something come to life, I guess.
dan friesen
So you'd call the police?
jordan holmes
I would totally call the police.
dan friesen
Yes.
And that, you and Norm...
jordan holmes
Wait, what?
No, I would never call the police.
I would die before calling the police instantly.
dan friesen
Norm would call the police.
jordan holmes
Calling the police is essentially attempted murder at this point.
norm pattis
But I'll tell you something.
If I hear a rustle at the door tonight and somebody's trying to enter my home, I'm calling 911.
I'm not calling Black Lives Matter.
dan friesen
That's the kind of statement that I hear and my only response is, okay.
Alright.
Alright, man.
Yeah.
unidentified
Cool.
dan friesen
Why would you call Black Lives Matter if someone's breaking in your house?
They're not a police organization.
They're not law enforcement.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I just don't know.
Are you really going to use that as a thing that's acceptable to say?
dan friesen
Well, it's really bizarre because I think we might be dealing with a Norm who's trying to get into a second line of work.
jordan holmes
Oh, he's looking for that Millie Weaver slot that opened up.
dan friesen
No, I think he's trying to get into stand-up.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
norm pattis
I tried my debut at stand-up comedy the other night at a small club in Connecticut, and I ended my riff with the following.
Hey, you know, I tried to buy woke insurance the other day.
The crowd looked at me.
What's woke insurance?
Well, woke insurance is what you need if you're a white man, because I'm reading the paper, and everything that's wrong with this country is my fault.
How am I going to pay for all of this?
I need woke insurance.
And we're at a point where that sort of humor isn't necessarily farcical any longer.
dan friesen
He's going to fit right in.
Wow.
jordan holmes
Wow.
Listen.
unidentified
He's not funny, and he is a bitter white dude.
jordan holmes
He's gonna go straight to the top.
Or at least straight to every single open mic I've ever been to in my entire life.
dan friesen
Yeah, and the bitterness is gonna keep on growing.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's never gonna stop.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
It's never gonna stop.
norm pattis
I don't know.
dan friesen
I feel like if I were interviewing my lawyer and they decided to get into racist, hacky stand-up...
I might be considering a change in representation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I guess I'm going to call Saul Goodman from here on out.
This is not good.
That's not good.
No.
Don't tell me that you started doing...
I don't want anyone to tell me they started doing stand-up.
dan friesen
No, especially not Norm.
jordan holmes
Definitely not Norm Pattis.
dan friesen
Not a good bit.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
Are there problems?
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I would go with the structure.
dan friesen
So if you're buying woke insurance, let's explore this.
jordan holmes
Okay, let's do this.
dan friesen
So let's say you're a woke insurance agent.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
I'm a door-to-door woke insurance salesman.
dan friesen
Right, so you come to my door.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I'm in the market.
jordan holmes
Excuse me, sir, you're white.
dan friesen
Right.
Okay, so I need woke insurance.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
What does this protect me from?
jordan holmes
It protects you from if people are rioting.
dan friesen
So flood insurance.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That is like, okay, so if my house floods, this takes care of this money that I pay when it doesn't flood.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So whenever it does flood, if it does flood, then you can have money to fix my flooded house.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
So woke insurance has got to be something where you pay while nothing is happening.
I agree with you.
jordan holmes
Now, now, now.
That doesn't protect you from that.
It only protects you from the racial reckoning, Dan.
So if a racial reckoning occurs, you're going to want woke insurance.
dan friesen
Okay, so you're immune from this quote-unquote racial reckoning if you've paid your dues to your woke insurance.
jordan holmes
Of course!
Why would we have woke insurance?
What do you think this is?
Some sort of scam?
dan friesen
I don't understand what it's for.
jordan holmes
You're a white man and you need it.
That's all I need to tell you.
The world is changing, Dan.
Without this woke insurance, you could be left in the dust.
dan friesen
I think a better way to tell this bit, if the way that Norm wants to do it, would be something like a protection racket.
It's not insurance, it's insurance like the mob kind of insurance.
I mean, isn't that more the vibe he's trying to give?
unidentified
Hey, you don't buy this insurance, we're going to say that you said that If you don't pay your woke dues, they'll come and get you.
dan friesen
Isn't that more the bit he's trying to do?
jordan holmes
It would make sense.
dan friesen
I don't understand what woke insurance is and his conception of it.
jordan holmes
I mean, I think it protects you from being dogpiled on for being a racist.
How?
Well, if you get dogpiled on for being racist, there's a potential loss of income or, of course, a potential gain of income.
dan friesen
I mean, how does the insurance work?
jordan holmes
You pay money a month!
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And then whenever you get dogpiled on for being the racist piece of shit you are...
dan friesen
The insurance company comes around and is like, oh, he's cool.
jordan holmes
We'll be like, hey, no!
Hey, now, this guy gets a free rental car.
We cover those?
dan friesen
But no, the insurance company would have to be like, it's cool, it's cool, stop the dog pile or whatever.
jordan holmes
Sure, well, we can't do that.
dan friesen
But then that implies, or it has to imply, that the people who are doing the dog piling...
jordan holmes
Right.
Also work for the insurance company.
So it is a racket.
If you haven't discovered this yet, the woke insurance company runs the world.
unidentified
Hmm.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, this bit could use some work.
Probably.
jordan holmes
His delivery could use some work.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Telling people a stand-up joke outside of the context of a comedy club is a bad idea.
dan friesen
It is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Norm goes on from bad stand-up bits to biblical analogies.
norm pattis
Now, I heard you say before the break, I ask your listeners to go to the Gospel of John, Chapter 5, and that's the story of the sick man at Bethesda.
Jesus went to the fountain.
There was a man laying beside the fountain.
He was ill.
When the waters would rise, they had healing power.
He was begging for somebody to move him so that he could be touched by the water.
Jesus said, why are you here?
I want to be into the waters, he said, but every time the waters move, others beat me there.
Jesus looked at the man and he didn't create an affirmative action plan.
He didn't create a program for a racial or disabled reckoning.
He looked at the man and said words that I don't think we say often enough to one another.
unidentified
Pick up your bed and walk.
norm pattis
And the man did.
He had the power within himself to take care of his own situation, as I believe we all do.
So my view is the next time somebody asks you for something on account of their status, I'm up here working on a Thursday night in mid-April 2021.
dan friesen
I'm almost glad that he got cut off by the break and we don't know what he suggested you tell people.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
That's good.
So, when you are a lawyer, you do realize that other people do not have the capacity within themselves to defeat the law.
unidentified
Hmm.
jordan holmes
Does that make sense?
dan friesen
Well, take your bed and walk.
jordan holmes
I feel like that's...
You are abdicating any and all personal responsibility.
dan friesen
Jordan, take your bed and walk.
jordan holmes
Also, I just don't see Jesus seeing a man who can't walk and thinking this requires a top-down structural change.
I think the whole point of Jesus was the bottom-up kind of stuff.
dan friesen
Also, wasn't the whole thing about Jesus is that he did miracles?
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
It was the water.
dan friesen
But people got healed by touching him and stuff.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
That did happen periodically.
jordan holmes
Well, he coated himself in the water.
Okay.
He was always covered in water.
It's left out of the Bible, but Jesus was a very wet man.
dan friesen
I would say...
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
That basically what Norm is doing here is using a biblical story to get the message across to people to stop complaining.
jordan holmes
Hey, you know what?
I think if you ever see...
unidentified
That sucks.
jordan holmes
If I saw a slave, Dan, obviously, I would go up to the slave.
dan friesen
Get your bed and move.
jordan holmes
And they would be like, hey, we need some structural changes here because I'm a slave, and that's wrong.
Get your bed and move.
I would look at him and I would say, get your bed and move.
See?
Everybody has it within themselves to solve their own problems.
dan friesen
There's no doubt about that.
jordan holmes
Take your stick and get the fuck out, is what Jesus said.
dan friesen
So we have one more clip here from the time that Norm is on.
And Alex is talking about a story about Patrice Cullors, one of the co-founders of Black Lives Matter.
Apparently, some attention has come to the fact that she's bought some houses recently.
And Alex has this to say.
alex jones
Well, I mean, now the Black Lives Matter lady that their own people are calling for investigation looks like embezzled tens of millions, $10.6 billion given to Black Lives Matter causes last year.
She's calling it white supremacism to investigate her.
I mean, no, you moved into all white neighborhoods.
You have a private airfield.
Turns out you've got like six houses, tens of millions of dollars.
And she says it's white supremacy.
If she's so free of white supremacy, why are all her houses in the most white neighborhoods I've ever heard of?
norm pattis
Because she's trying to recolonize the continent that was stolen from Native Americans and to discomfit her neighbors by showing that we're here and we matter.
alex jones
Wow!
unidentified
Oh boy!
jordan holmes
Okay!
dan friesen
Kind of feels like Alex's question answered itself.
jordan holmes
Segregation now!
Well, segregation forever is what you might as well have just said.
dan friesen
He's kind of saying, like, if this person's so worried about white supremacy, why don't they just leave our all-white neighborhoods alone?
jordan holmes
That does seem like...
unidentified
It's nuts.
jordan holmes
It does seem like the point he's trying to make is if you're worried about white supremacy, you should leave our country?
unidentified
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Patrice Cullors released a statement on Instagram about this sort of questioning of her money.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And she said that she has a number of different careers and revenue sources, but that, quote, I do not receive a salary or benefits from Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation.
She didn't say that investigating her or questioning her is white supremacy.
He did say, quote, This effort to discredit and harass me and my family is not new, nor is it acceptable.
It's taken away from where the focus should be, ending white supremacy.
And that's been twisted by Alex to saying, like, It's white supremacy to investigate me.
Sure.
So, Norm takes off.
jordan holmes
Good.
dan friesen
I think that was one of his worst appearances.
jordan holmes
That was one of the most blatantly racist things I've heard Norm say.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, the stand-up bit alone.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that wasn't good.
unidentified
Disgraceful.
dan friesen
And that's, like, maybe third on the list of problems.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex comes back, and he decides he's gonna take matters into his own hands about this whole thing, about the non-releasing of the name of the cop.
jordan holmes
Yeah, see, if he wasn't such a...
As such a bad lawyer, I would say Norm Pattis should be there for that part.
unidentified
No, no.
dan friesen
Norm had to get out of there.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
So when we come back, I think it's our moral responsibility to release the name as best we know.
The man is a capital police officer.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's not good.
Don't do that.
Don't say it as best we know.
alex jones
They can contact us and let us know.
But it came out that the internet believed they knew who it was and the name and the information.
And so I believe the public has a right to know not to go after this officer.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I believe that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would say that, generally speaking, if you just have a hunch that somebody is the person of interest in this case, don't report that.
jordan holmes
Here's what happens a lot.
Whenever somebody reports the name of somebody accused of murder and says, as best we know, this is the person.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
A lot of the times it's not the person.
And you really fucked up their lives.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's something that you can't really take back.
jordan holmes
Never.
dan friesen
You can't really predict what the audience's response to your shitty reporting will be.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
I don't know what you expect people to do, even if you are correct.
You're like, I don't want anyone to go after this person.
What else could people do?
jordan holmes
Yeah, why would you give them the name?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I don't understand.
jordan holmes
Look, the people have a right to know exactly the person I totally don't want you to target.
I am, however, giving you the name.
Strangely enough, I'm going to read off the address as well, but I don't want people to bother this person at all.
dan friesen
I am getting a sense that Alex is pissed off that he is not being...
Oppressed like his buddy Sam is.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And so he's going to throw a wild curveball and try and dox somebody and see if it gets him in trouble.
unidentified
See what happens.
dan friesen
So he can be the real victim.
Yep.
And also, he wants to be clear, this is just because he believes that the Capitol officer is black.
jordan holmes
Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
alex jones
He takes careful aim and kills her.
Okay, that's what he did.
And the grand jury didn't indict him, so whatever.
All I know is we know every white cop that kills a black person's name, but when a black person kills a white person, we don't hear about it because the media wants to act like it's only white people killing black people, and that's not true.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
I would say, like, the most impure of motives are being expressed here in terms of Alex wanting to say this person's name.
jordan holmes
Openly.
Very much openly.
That's...
That's one of those things where it's like, you can not say things.
dan friesen
Yes.
And you cannot say this person's name because you can't prove that it is the right person.
jordan holmes
Which makes it a very bad idea to single them out.
dan friesen
Second, you cannot say on air that you're really just pissed off on a race issue.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Your white aggrievement is...
jordan holmes
I don't know why people call me racist.
Anyways, I expect different treatment for black people.
Jesus.
dan friesen
Anyway, it gets racist more, I guess.
alex jones
So, when a white police officer or Hispanic police officer shoots a white person, a black person, a whatever person, it's instantly on the news every time.
But when a black man shoots a white man or a white woman, it's never on the news.
Because only whites do bad things you've heard were evil.
So our intent exposing this is not to say black people are inherently bad or that what one black person does reflects on others.
It's just, we're going to be fair here.
jordan holmes
We're not, listen, we're not saying, insert the only reason we would be saying this.
We're not saying it because of that.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
We're definitely not saying it because of, insert the only reason anyone could say this.
That's not why we're saying this.
dan friesen
Outrageous.
jordan holmes
No, we're not saying it because of this.
The only possible reason we could have for saying this.
We're saying it for different reasons.
dan friesen
Now, alright, look.
I think Alex wants attention.
unidentified
Maybe.
dan friesen
And he wants this to blow up.
jordan holmes
Possible.
dan friesen
Maybe get him in a little bit of trouble.
jordan holmes
Seems like it.
dan friesen
But he doesn't want that much trouble.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So he has a fall guy.
jordan holmes
He's never met Sam before in his life.
dan friesen
He has a fall guy.
It happens to be the guy who was in the Capitol with Sam.
jordan holmes
It was not!
Get the fuck out!
dan friesen
Tyler Hansen.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
alex jones
Tyler Hansen's been a pretty good investigative journalist over the years, and he's been on the show before, and he and others say they have the identity of Ashley Babbitt's shooter, which in the three-plus months the feds never released, and now they've, quote, cleared the police officer without saying his name of it.
You don't normally see that, do you?
Like some citizen shoots somebody in their backyard.
Later you hear they were indicted or they were cleared, but you hear their name day one.
So is he in the new royalty?
dan friesen
Sometimes you don't.
Sometimes names aren't released.
You know, I don't know.
I think that the sound of a whooshing, fast-moving vehicle...
That's meant to carry a bunch of people.
Yeah.
That Tyler should be hearing right now.
jordan holmes
You would think.
dan friesen
Because it's coming and Alex is throwing you the fuck under it.
jordan holmes
Not good.
Not good.
unidentified
Nope.
Oh, man.
dan friesen
In case Alex gets in any trouble, don't worry.
I'm just repeating what Tyler Hansen told me.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Also...
dan friesen
Tyler Hansen, also the guy who burned a Black Lives Matter flag with Owen Troyer the night before January 6th.
jordan holmes
He's a very good investigator in journalism.
dan friesen
Well, no, Alex said he's pretty good.
unidentified
Pretty good.
jordan holmes
Pretty good.
He's a pretty good investigator.
dan friesen
That's faint praise.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's kind of so fucked up that it's like, if I have to explain to you the difference between a cop running down and chasing a child and shooting them, or fucking choking a man to death,
Versus a mob of people storming the fucking Capitol building, trying to tear down the walls, people with fucking guns and goddamn everything.
If you can't see the difference between that...
Type of shooting and not.
There's no point in talking if there's none.
dan friesen
No, you're being intentionally obtuse if you don't.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's just no way for me to communicate with you if you don't see the difference.
dan friesen
Yeah, and assuming that the person who was the police officer in the Capitol was black, trying to pretend that the...
The relevant difference between those two issues is a racial one is absurd.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
That is...
jordan holmes
Absolutely absurd.
dan friesen
But it's what informers would want to do, because it helps with the white aggrievement narratives that are the fuel that the machine runs on.
So Alex is going to name this guy, and I want to leave it in just because I looked into it, and you can find it being like...
It all goes back to Tyler Hansen, but he tweeted it out, and it's out there, it's public, so it's not like...
If it were something that I couldn't really find easily, I might bleep it, just because I don't want to add to this.
But just for the sake of demonstrating that Alex is completely, unconfidently, not knowing at all if he's correct, naming someone as a shooter here.
alex jones
Now, maybe he's not the officer, but for months his name's been known, so if he's not the officer, let us know, or we're going to do a foyer, I assure you.
jordan holmes
A foyer?
alex jones
In fact, I've asked my lawyer to do it.
jordan holmes
You've asked your lawyer to foyer?
alex jones
Because we have a right, as the press, a right to know.
The identity of Ashley Babbitt's shooter is Lieutenant Michael Leroy Bird, says Taylor Hanson on Twitter.
dan friesen
So again, throwing Tyler Hanson under that bus.
jordan holmes
Hey, Hanson said...
This name.
That I'm not saying for any of those insert reasons.
dan friesen
I have a way larger platform than Tyler Hansen.
And I am going to rely on his reporting, but I'm also going to say that maybe it's not the guy.
And, hey, if it's not him, maybe he could call in and correct me about it.
jordan holmes
That'd be great!
unidentified
Come on!
Because that's the responsibility of the people that you accuse of things.
jordan holmes
Totally!
Look, we're just asking questions, and if these people would come forward and tell us the answers, we wouldn't need to ask any more questions.
This is definitely not something we're saying in bad faith.
You've never heard this before.
Not once in your life have you heard us say something similar to this in bad faith!
dan friesen
Right, this is like Alex claiming that Bill Gates is in the Council of Twelve or whatever because he said it on air and Bill Gates hasn't corrected it.
jordan holmes
Totally!
If he wasn't in the Council of Twelve, he would have called into my show.
I would have been incredibly deferential towards him because he...
He's powerful and I am a coward.
dan friesen
This is not how shit works, man.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
I like the idea that he does call a FOIA a foyer, which is fine.
Whatever.
jordan holmes
His lawyer's getting a foyer.
dan friesen
Whatever.
So he...
He understands that that's something that you might be able to do in this case, because the investigation has closed, and so there may not be a legitimate law enforcement reason to not release the name of the person, and you might be able to get that with the FOIA request.
Now, if you do that, you could report the name.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
You can't do this.
And then be like, hey, if he's not the person, he should tell us.
Meanwhile, the damage has been done by me saying that it is the person.
And also, eventually we'll do a FOIA request that we're never going to do.
jordan holmes
We will absolutely confirm this later on with a FOIA request, something that we do so often, I pronounce it correctly.
dan friesen
So, Alex, like I said, it's just too clear that his entire premise here is that he's just mad that the white...
Cops' name got revealed.
alex jones
Again, they won't say his name, his purported name, but again, we do know Kim Potter's name, and she's had to evacuate her house, and the police station's been burned down, but that's okay, because she's a white devil, and she deserves it.
So, there you go.
dan friesen
I mean, it's just too obvious that, like, what is animating this, and what's motivating him to behave in the ways he is.
Like, even without that motive...
This behavior is unacceptable.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But having this kind of a reckless, irresponsible behavior going on, while it's being so obviously motivated by feelings of white identity, insecurity, and victimhood, it's multiple layers of unacceptable.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I can't believe he's this transparent.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean...
But it is kind of a truth that if you cling to whiteness, eventually that's the only thing you're going to have left.
Like, clinging to the color of your skin as something important is going to push everybody out of your life eventually.
Or it's only going to unite you with other people who are clinging to whiteness.
dan friesen
Until you find a difference between you.
jordan holmes
Until it's time to shut them out for not being white enough.
dan friesen
Wrong color hair.
jordan holmes
Wrong religion.
Whatever you want.
dan friesen
I think in many ways it comes down to having a mentality that is so entirely based on exclusion is going to exclude.
And it's going to just...
It's gonna go that way.
jordan holmes
That's how it works.
dan friesen
Yep.
So, now, at this point, Alex goes to Owen Troyer, who's down by the border, trying to get more footage of stopping smugglers, I guess.
jordan holmes
That's where I would want to be.
I would want to be near the U.S.-Mexico border if I was Owen Troyer, just in case.
Just like, ooh, I'll take a little step over here, and now I'm not in trouble, no more.
dan friesen
Come and get me!
Come on.
Suck it, Biden.
jordan holmes
What, are you going to extradite me for this?
Come on!
dan friesen
So yeah, I didn't care for any of that.
I'm not going to play this dance.
And I got really mad.
I got really mad at Alex.
One, because of how disgusting this display has been for most of this episode.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
But then second, because here's a clip from the first hour that I got really excited about and he just fucking teased me.
alex jones
And then separately, I'm mixing it into my stacks, and I can't find it because I was about to hit it.
Will you guys get me the new John Hopkins cyber collapse document that Jamie White wrote?
I've got the document, but I can't find.
Always on the bottom, I didn't find it.
Cyber Polygon 2021, globalist-run simulation of coming cyber pandemic to prepare for economic reset.
This is the blueprint.
I'll tell you, John Hopkins is like the main horse in the fight now against this.
All the globalists do their tests, their drills, they agree a committee, what they're going to do, and it's given to these academics and business people and top scientists in the top of their fields, academia, banking, computer science, weapons, psychology, then they launch the attack.
I'm going to be hitting that as well.
I've got to hit that.
unidentified
You've got to hit it!
jordan holmes
You have to hit that.
You got to!
You literally have to hit that.
dan friesen
And then he didn't.
jordan holmes
That's the most important story I've ever heard.
dan friesen
Cyber Polygon 2021!
jordan holmes
Cyber Polygon 2021!
I gotta know!
dan friesen
It's so great!
jordan holmes
The Great Reset is happening, and it's through the Cyber Polygon 2021!
dan friesen
So I found the documents and everything, and then Alex never brought it up, so I don't get to talk about it.
unidentified
Damn it.
dan friesen
Anyway, look, someday soon.
Look, it's...
Yeah, we will talk about it once he talks about it.
jordan holmes
We'll get there.
dan friesen
The thing that I struggled with is, like, I got really excited.
There's primary documents here.
It is actually something interesting maybe we could talk about.
But I'm not going to debunk things Alex doesn't even get to.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's not fair.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
That's not fair.
You can't pre-bunk things.
dan friesen
No, because I don't actually even know what his angle is outside of that vague nonsense.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Anyway, once he talks about Cyber Polygon...
I'll be very excited.
jordan holmes
We'll get to it.
dan friesen
And I have a lot to say about it.
jordan holmes
It's good that you've got it in the can, though, you know?
It's always good to be one step ahead of the roadrunner.
dan friesen
It's unsatisfying, though, because, you know, I'm listening to this bullshit about Sam.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And then Alex and Norm getting racist as hell.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I'm like, at least I've got Cyber Polygon to look forward to.
And then it just doesn't happen.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Bullshit.
I'm telling you.
I think second string Sam should have been on the second string for this episode.
Should have been Cyber Polygon 2021 all day.
dan friesen
If I were Alex, I might have spent more time on that than trying to make Sam's arrest about himself.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be smart.
dan friesen
But narcissists gotta do what they gotta do.
jordan holmes
It does seem like it.
dan friesen
So yeah, I think this is one of the first times that we've had an active Infowars employee get arrested.
jordan holmes
Ah, yeah.
dan friesen
And so that's kind of interesting.
And that was one of the reasons why I was like, we gotta get into this.
jordan holmes
Well, Millie Weaver got arrested, but she was...
dan friesen
I think that was unrelated.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
No, it was totally unrelated.
dan friesen
And she was not...
She was an independent contractor.
jordan holmes
Honestly, never met her before in my life.
dan friesen
Yeah, and she was fired pretty quick.
jordan holmes
Yeah, very quick.
dan friesen
And then Joe Biggs got arrested, but he's a former...
jordan holmes
Sure, that's true.
dan friesen
Roger Stone, but, you know, he's Roger Stone.
jordan holmes
He's Roger Stone.
dan friesen
I guess a lot of them have been arrested.
Wow, alright.
jordan holmes
I like how felons can't vote, but they can work at Infowars.
dan friesen
Yep.
So, Jordan, we'll be back with another episode, hopefully covering CyberPolygon.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no kidding.
We got something to do.
We got to do something with that.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's going to be my big tease.
From now on, eventually, we'll get to CyberPolygon.
jordan holmes
Sooner or later, we're going to hit CyberPolygon 2021.
dan friesen
But until then, we have a website, Jordan.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yes, we're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledgefight.com.
Go to Ben Jordan.
dan friesen
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
And if you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
Until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm Daryl Rundis.
Jordan, I place you under arrest for loud utterances.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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