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Jan. 8, 2018 - Knowledge Fight
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#116: January 5, 2018

Dan Friesen and Jordan Holmes dissect Alex Jones’ January 5, 2018 rant, where he pivots from Michael Wolf’s Fire and Fury controversy to a 10-minute demonization of Brian Stelter’s smile, invoking anti-Semitic tropes like blood-drinking rituals. They expose Jones’ refusal to engage with creative nonfiction critiques or Bannon’s documented feuds, instead framing globalists as psychopaths poisoning vaccines while comparing Trump to mythologized William Wallace—despite his brutal execution. Contradictions abound: Jones mocks Logan Paul’s Suicide Forest video as a psyop yet exploits similar themes, revealing a pattern of manufactured outrage and selective moral indignation that fuels his audience without substance. [Automatically generated summary]

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alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
alex jones
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
That is indeed what we do, Dan.
Dan, is there a hook to this podcast?
I'm all business today, Dan.
dan friesen
There's a hook.
And it is that I know a lot about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
Let's get down to business because I'm all business today, Dan.
dan friesen
Nitty, gritty, scrappy.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Let's get into the details of stuff.
dan friesen
All right.
In that case, I would like to welcome a couple new policy wonks.
Oh, shit.
To be fair, these are foreign policy wonks.
So that is people who have donated in the past and bumped up their donations.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
And now have a new foreign policy wonk status.
Excellent.
First of all, I'd like to welcome to the foreign policy ranks Ian.
Thank you so much.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
alex jones
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Ian.
dan friesen
Also, thank you going out to Jesse.
Thank you so much.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
alex jones
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
dan friesen
We really appreciate it.
jordan holmes
I have heard that clip so many fucking times.
dan friesen
So good.
jordan holmes
It shouldn't be funny anymore.
I should be inured against it and just be like, ah, that's, hey, congratulations on becoming a foreign policy wonk.
But part of me is like, dude, just donate another cent.
I want to hear this clip more.
Dan won't play it for me anymore.
dan friesen
The just brutal funniness of Steve Pieczenik's cattiness is it'll never grow old.
Hey, great.
alex jones
Good for you, you fucking dick.
jordan holmes
Because that's what he's saying.
unidentified
I know.
dan friesen
It's perfect.
Because Alex, if people don't remember, that's in response to Alex saying, like, I was always like 9-11.
I was right about that.
Four stars.
Go tell your horse.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
And it's a piss out of Alex's entire personality.
jordan holmes
It's even better because Alex never gets that shit from his guests.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Never.
No guest is ever like, hey, Alex, how about you tone it down and go fuck yourself?
You ever consider that?
dan friesen
You're not so great, you dick.
Love it.
And I love the people who donate to the show.
Thank you very much.
Absolutely.
If you'd like to become policy wonk, you can go to knowledgefight.com, click support the show.
As I mentioned at the end of the last episode, we are trying to bump up the donations.
$100 this month.
And I am thrilled to report within one episode, we are up $28 in donations.
jordan holmes
Holy shit.
dan friesen
So we really thank everybody.
And if you'd like to join in on that, if we can get to that mark, if we can reach our goal by the end of January, we will start releasing a documentary coverage, I guess, of Alex Jones' film Endgame that will be devastating and exhaustive for everybody involved.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
That's true.
dan friesen
It's a two and a half hour documentary.
Why?
Our coverage will probably take six, seven hours.
jordan holmes
I'm the biggest Star Wars fan, and the last Jedi could have lost like 10 minutes, and I would have still been very, very happy with it.
dan friesen
This will be six Last Jedi back-to-back-to-back topic.
Ouch.
So, Jordan, today, what we're going to be going over is the January 5th, 2018 episode of the Alex Jones Show.
jordan holmes
You know, we're going to have to get into that.
We're going to do that thing that everybody does every January where it's like, I'm not used to this 2018 thing yet.
dan friesen
I've been fine in writing and all that stuff.
No one writes checks anymore.
You can get that hack joke out of here.
Absolutely.
But I've been fine with it just verbally there, I almost said.
But I do that all the time.
Right.
Because we jump back and forth in history.
It's always.
But yeah, it's 2018, January 5th.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Friday.
jordan holmes
One year older, one year wiser.
dan friesen
Indeed.
And Alex is no different.
So in the days previous to this, Alex has been sort of trying to wrestle with the Bannon revelation.
Yes.
And we haven't talked since that broke, since that news broke.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And I think there's a lot of angles that are being played.
And I'm really not clear what's going on.
jordan holmes
Now, here is my issue with all the angles being played, is that none of the angles that I have seen so far are similar to my own, which is so.
dan friesen
Everyone's stupid?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I've seen actually a lot of that on Twitter.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
I've seen a lot of people being very much like, what?
Who cares?
jordan holmes
Good.
dan friesen
And there is some truth to that, I think.
But for everyone who is unaware of what we're talking about, Michael Wolf, a noted lying liar.
Well, he's basically a creative nonfiction writer out of New York who covered the socialite scene and the media elites in New York in a very caddy, David Sederis-ish way, but probably less funny.
jordan holmes
He's a yellow journalist tabloid guy.
dan friesen
No, see, I'm uncomfortable with that because it's not yellow journalism.
It's straight-up essaying.
It's creative nonfiction, and everybody who is aware of his writing is aware of that.
It's not yellow journalism because he's not trying to, it's not propaganda.
It's a style of writing that has its place in magazines.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
No, I mean like the original yellow journalist, like William Randolph Hearst kind of yellow journalism.
dan friesen
But those people, they operated for specific aims.
jordan holmes
Not always.
dan friesen
For the most part.
jordan holmes
I mean, many of their aims were just so chaos amongst the world.
dan friesen
I guess if you you it's a stretch to me.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But if you want to go with that, I'm going to allow it.
Okay.
jordan holmes
Thank you.
unidentified
I'll let you know.
jordan holmes
You're so gracious.
She's so gracious, Dan.
dan friesen
In the aftermath of this piece coming out that Michael Wolf wrote, he wrote this book, Fire and Fury, that has now been pushed out to print.
It was supposed to come out much later.
alex jones
Oh, of course.
dan friesen
Now it's out.
There was an excerpt that came out that included a quote from Steve Bannon saying that the meeting between Kushner and Manafort and Vessel Nitskaya, the Russian lawyer, was treasonous.
And so in the aftermath of that, Bannon didn't do shit.
Right.
jordan holmes
Bannon's response was, nah, we're good with Trump.
dan friesen
Everyone freaked out.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like all the liberals, all the people on Twitter, all the commentators freaked out about this.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And no one really took into account that this guy is a creative nonfiction writer.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
Secondary after that, Alex freaked out.
jordan holmes
I've seen many people, like the people from Splinter, like the Gawker shoot offs and those types of situations are always like the intercept.
All of those guys were like, hold on now.
This guy's a liar.
dan friesen
Well, people who are aware of him.
Right.
And this is going into my argument that there's no way Trump is not aware of him.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
Because he's been covering Trump world essentially for decades.
Yes.
So Alex got duped by this to some extent.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And he got really furious and was like, this guy is a liar, but he doesn't understand why he's a liar.
So he did an entire show about this guy making up quotes and stuff.
He just looked at his Wikipedia page and didn't understand the nature of the guy's actual writing.
Okay.
So he did a really terrible job of it and was just like, yeah, Bannon, you know, look, hey, I don't want to go against Bannon.
alex jones
I don't want to infight that.
dan friesen
Look, this guy's a known liar.
Also, Bannon has gone crazy.
But this guy's a liar.
Also, the quote's probably 80% true.
jordan holmes
He's trying to fit the whole circle in the same page.
dan friesen
Yes, gotcha.
And it's clunky as shit.
The only person who's doing this right is Roger Stone.
He is just like, I don't want to do it.
unidentified
I don't want to.
jordan holmes
I hate to agree with Roger Stone, but he's nailing the nah, I'm out.
dan friesen
On Thursday the 4th, Roger Stone was on, or maybe it was Wednesday, I can't remember which day it was, but he was like, I've been dealing with Michael Wolf for a long time.
I know what he does.
And Alex just couldn't understand, couldn't roll with the...
If he had, he would have saved himself a lot of trouble.
jordan holmes
Because Alex now has to figure out how to walk back the whole Bannon thing while at the same time he can't walk it.
I don't think he's definitive.
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
Do you think he really does think Bannon's lost his mind or he's fallen in with Trump?
dan friesen
Well, he has no choice now.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because Trump put out that press release the day that this excerpt leaked or this excerpt was released.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Trump put out that statement that was scathing.
Yes.
Steve Bannon is a staffer.
unidentified
He's a man.
dan friesen
He had nothing to do with my win.
jordan holmes
Yes, he was my campaign manager, but he was nowhere near me.
dan friesen
I put him on the National Security Council.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
Fuck.
jordan holmes
These people are so fucking stupid.
dan friesen
But because of Trump coming out and saying that he's lost his mind, Alex now can't walk back that piece of the narrative.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
And had he had a more full understanding of who Michael Wolf is, he could have built it up ahead of time with like, hey, guys, let's ignore this.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That should have been his play.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
Easy.
It's not an opportunity for him to be like the media are a bunch of liars because this is different.
jordan holmes
And this guy isn't really a media.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And so Alex finds himself in a very strange place where he's like, I've got to do something else.
I've got to figure out a different way to handle this.
jordan holmes
I am so excited to hear Alex Jones' solution to this problem.
dan friesen
Well, it's kind of going back to the well a little bit.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
And doing what he does best.
jordan holmes
I was hoping for a creative nonfiction response.
dan friesen
In some ways, it is.
Okay.
I think you could argue that it is in some ways.
This has gone viral.
jordan holmes
He hired David Sederis to write his response.
dan friesen
God, that would be so great.
jordan holmes
That would be so good.
dan friesen
talk angry someday so alex um on the fifth he got into studio and he decided he was going to open his show with a fucked up rant And this has gone viral.
This has made the rounds.
You see it posted on all the sites.
And generally, we like to ignore the things that everyone else talks about because there's not a whole lot of value in it.
But in this case.
jordan holmes
No, I have no idea what you're fucking talking about.
dan friesen
In this case, I think it is worthwhile because he does touch on a number of things that are relevant to our examinations of Alex.
But he starts his show with a 10-minute rant about Brian Stelter.
jordan holmes
That is right on.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So let's get into it.
I've not cut anything out of the first commercial break, which is wall-to-wall this rant.
Okay.
But I've just put it into segments for our digestibility.
And here is the first one.
alex jones
You know, Donald Trump over the weekend said something that really started to sink in for me right before we went live.
Because it's so true.
The truth is powerful.
And Trump operates unlike any statesman I've seen in modern history in the truth.
jordan holmes
He's not a statesman.
alex jones
And that's what's so refreshing about it.
But he said, you know, the mainstream media really needs me to win in 2020.
You guys had almost no ratings and it completely imploded until I came along and you're still a shadow of your former selves because you're fake news.
But he said, you need me.
And look at the economy.
Look at all of it.
It's all roaring back and optimism and so many other good things.
And Trump is delivering on what he said.
Very sensible policies across the board.
And they are just flipping out, completely inverting all of this.
dan friesen
So now let's talk about a few things.
First of all, I think it's a mistake to ever look at the news as needing ratings.
And that is maybe a systematic problem that we need to address in the future.
jordan holmes
That is a huge problem.
dan friesen
But the idea that Trump's like, you need me, you need the bad guy.
I mean, that's out of movies.
That sort of mentality.
Yeah.
But look, I think.
jordan holmes
Also, arguably correct.
dan friesen
It's debatable.
I mean, you see that MSNBC's ratings are higher now than they were during the election.
And who's to say how much of an effect Trump directly has on that?
jordan holmes
I mean, we're getting back to the Dark Knight territory.
You know, without Batman, there wouldn't be a Joker.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
Without Joker, there wouldn't be a Batman.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Whole thing.
dan friesen
Well, now you're in Alex Jones territory and looking at movies as allegorical for reality.
jordan holmes
Well, but the whole point behind the Dark Knight was it was allegorical.
Like, that was the idea.
Right, right.
Like, it was, like, that's choosing to ignore any art that is allegorical.
dan friesen
So now, further, Alex's sort of contention that Trump, like no other politician before, operates based on the truth is an ironic thing for him to be talking about.
So soon after Trump got rid of that election integrity commission that he had started to find all that, all that voter fraud, those millions of illegals that voted.
jordan holmes
So weird that they didn't find any of those voter fraud.
dan friesen
So weird that he did an executive order getting rid of that committee late at night, hoping that no one would notice.
And in the executive order that came out, he's like he just blames the states.
Yeah, like they wouldn't give us the information.
Yeah, it's there, it's obvious.
jordan holmes
It's obvious.
Such bullshit, everybody nailed it.
dan friesen
So now we get to sensible policies.
Is I think you scoffed there?
jordan holmes
All of his policies are very sensible.
You know he wants 18 billion dollars to build a wall that no rational human being would see as a effective b, reasonable or c.
Enough money to build a silly wall like it's a ridiculous proposition on all possible sides.
It might be enough money to build a silly wall, that's true, if they painted the wall uh with, like Bozo the Clown Perfect, i'm way on board with that wall.
dan friesen
Right, you could get some advertising bucks too there.
jordan holmes
Oh man, Nascar could sponsor the wall.
That is just fucking gold, make no mistake.
dan friesen
That would probably, of course, of course.
So this is the beginning of the ran.
So far we haven't really taken a turn towards the uh, you know what, why people are interested.
jordan holmes
So far it's just a setup of like yeah, Trump is right, he's bringing back the economy, all of this stuff.
dan friesen
And again we can sort of dismiss a lot of that because a lot of the gains in terms of the, the stock market, are the trends continuing that have been continuing right and a lot of this.
Like these business optimism indexes are really just.
I mean, they're speculative by business owners yes, and at the same time, they are based on an idea that they will have to pay less yeah, and be able to not treat their employees better.
Well, the big thing, there will be less regulation governing how hard they screw us.
jordan holmes
The big thing that drives me insane whenever anybody talks about the economy going up is that the economy is going up so Long as we're still in the realm of imagination.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Like all of the economy going up is completely imaginary.
Like the stock market rising.
Once again, these are not tied to real things.
Like Uber has a valuation of like $80 billion, whatever, and it's losing money constantly.
dan friesen
Really?
jordan holmes
The floor on that is going to drop and they're going to explode.
Bitcoin, why did it go up so high?
Because all the trading is done by algorithms.
Like all of this is imaginary money and none of it is going to people who work for a living.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
So that means that sooner or later reality is going to hit and it's going to hit people who work for a living.
We didn't actually gain anything in the economy.
Even whenever everybody said the economy was growing under Obama's years, normal people who work for a living did not actually gain anything during those times.
No.
Now, admittedly, we got more jobs during that time because at the 2007 financial crash, everybody fucking exploded.
But hey, do you remember the 2007 financial crash?
Dan, do you know why that financial crash happened?
dan friesen
Why is that?
jordan holmes
Because all the money was imaginary.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
So also, my point being, it's going to happen again.
dan friesen
Sure.
I don't think anyone denies that.
But also, I think at least the last time I checked on these small business optimism numbers, most of the like it's a composite of a bunch of different factors.
And some of the factors are things like, do you think things are going to improve?
And then there's other ones that are like, are you planning on raising inventory?
Are you planning on hiring more?
And those ones that directly affect people needing jobs or needing raises, those are stagnant.
Those have not been growing, but the other factors have been growing high enough to make the optimism index go way up.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And that, to me, is sort of artificial in terms of even that statistic meaning anything.
Because the things that you would look for would be: are you raising inventory?
Are you hiring more people?
Do you have plans to expand?
jordan holmes
Do you think people are going to buy more shit?
dan friesen
Right.
I don't remember if that one's actually.
jordan holmes
Who cares?
dan friesen
But you know what I'm saying?
Like, the things that would affect you and I, were we employees of these small businesses that are being indexed, those things aren't necessarily really changing.
Right.
But, you know, statistically, Alex isn't totally lying.
He's just not really dealing with what the reality of those stats mean.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So anyway, that's not what people are not why this went viral.
jordan holmes
Furthermore, generally speaking, no president in the changeover period of the first two years really has any actual effect on the economy.
dan friesen
As I understand, it's more really the first year.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So two years is too much, I think.
jordan holmes
No, it's really two years.
And even then, the only president who has really had a huge effect on it was Obama simply bypassing that massive almost trillion dollar stimulus bill.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Otherwise, it's just the previous administration and its policies overrunning.
And then after two years, it's like, oh, we're all fucked.
Like, it's the same shit that happens every time.
Reagan had nothing to do with it.
Anyways, continue.
dan friesen
Let's get to Greener Pastures so we can figure out why did this rant go viral.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
And now Michael Wolf, known for yellow journalism.
I mean, he's famous for festooning his news reports with outright fabrications.
jordan holmes
That's not what that was.
alex jones
Like you hang ornaments on a Christmas tree.
jordan holmes
You festoon ornaments on a Christmas tree?
alex jones
He's now come out and said he has no way to know if any of it's true.
dan friesen
So let's talk about that really quick.
jordan holmes
There's no way to know if any of it's true.
dan friesen
Alex is reading a headline, and it's from AOL.com.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
The headline is: Michael Wolf says he can't be sure if parts of his explosive Trump book are true.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Now, Alex didn't read this article because in the second paragraph, just real close to the top, it says, Michael Wolfe, the author of Fire and Fury inside the Trump White House, included a note at the start which casts significant doubt on the reliability of specifics contained in the rest of its pages.
A number of his sources, he says, were definitely lying to him.
While some offered accounts that flatly contradict those of others.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
They were nonetheless included in the vivid account of the West Wing's workings in a process Wolfe describes as allowing the reader to judge whether they are true.
So I think that that's as long as there is that caveat, I don't think that it's necessarily wrong to write that way.
But it's stupid that Alex doesn't realize what the headline means.
The headline means Michael Wolf came out and said, these fuckers were lying to me.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Which is obvious.
That's obviously true.
He's not saying, I don't know if I made stuff up, which is what Alex wants the audience to think.
It's absolutely a complete misrepresentation and a lie.
jordan holmes
And furthermore, if you are quoting people, you should absolutely quote the ones who are directly contradicting other people.
That's an important thing to put in the book.
I don't know the context of how he reported it or anything along those lines, but if I were doing a story along those, like what he's doing right there, I would definitely make sure you heard, look at what this guy said, look at what that guy said.
How do they compare to each other?
And you decide who might be telling the truth, who might be lying, what their agendas are, all of those different types of things.
dan friesen
I haven't read the book at all, but I read that long excerpt in New York Mag, I believe, the one about Trump not wanting to win, sort of the thrust of it.
jordan holmes
Do you mean what I have been saying the entire time?
dan friesen
I think a lot of people have.
But I thought that the writing was a bit flowery.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you're right.
That wasn't supposed to jerk myself off.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
I didn't take it that way either, but I took it to be, like, pretty, like, I hate to keep going back to Sedaris, but, like, he is the sort of archetype of creative nonfiction guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's lying a lot in his writing, but it's in order to create this ambiance and a spiritual truth or whatever.
And that is the sense that I got from that piece in New York Magazine, that there was a lot of truths in it hidden with assumptions on the level of Alex Jones when he says Megan Kelly thinks she's ugly and wants to go to NBC.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
The difference is that Alex Jones isn't doing creative nonfiction.
He's pretending that he's a truth-teller and like, I literally never lie to you and that stuff.
Whereas Wolf owns up to his style and what he does.
I'm not trying to defend Wolf at all.
He could be the biggest piece of shit in the world.
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
I texted you earlier.
I was like, give me a reason to read this book.
And I can't think of any reason.
dan friesen
I believe my response was, I can't.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't know if there's any value in it.
I think it could just reinforce a lot of ideas that people already have.
jordan holmes
That's my main issue with it is every story that's come out has completely corroborated what people want to be true.
dan friesen
And there's nothing to say that that's not true.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely not.
dan friesen
I worry about the mentality of getting your beliefs affirmed when the source of that affirmation is not necessarily strictly credible.
jordan holmes
And is somebody who has a history of saying things that you want to be true.
dan friesen
Right, right.
And I've looked at, because he has been accused of fabricating quotes a number of times throughout his career.
And I've looked at some of them, and some of them are like, yeah, he's probably lying about this.
And then some of them are like, oh, they don't want this out.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, there are probably, there are at least a few examples, because he wrote a book called Burn Rate.
And it was about his time water boils.
Nope.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Tech startup type stuff.
And he was talking about these CEOs who were all doing Coke and were assholes and shit like that.
And some of their quotes were challenged.
And obviously.
jordan holmes
Obviously, they do Coke and say dumb shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't find that hard to believe.
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
You know, there's a lot of quotes that a lot of people say that they don't want out necessarily.
And Bannon has a history of that.
Bannon and Mooch both ended up just say random ass shit whenever they feel like, probably drunkenly, calling reporters and not telling them it's off the record, which is a delight.
So you have these guys who are like fucking, talk shit with you.
Yeah asshole, yeah.
And then uh, and then I don't know, I it says a lot that Bannon hasn't, at least at the point where we're recording this, come out and been like I didn't say those things, yeah no, or or the.
jordan holmes
The fact that Trump put out that statement right, his denial is the best proof.
dan friesen
That was what I was trying to get to, uh right, when we were starting the beginning of uh this, when I was talking about everyone sort of treating it as if it's real.
When it's, you don't need to respond.
Alex played himself a little bit in terms of like not getting it together and figuring out how to approach this narrative, but Trump really played himself yeah, and I think that with that, who could have guessed that?
And what that has to mean to me, I think, is that Wolf was around the White House and I think that he Trump, is worried that those quotes and a lot of the stuff that's going to be in that are true.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
But I don't know.
It's tough to war games this.
jordan holmes
Some are true, some aren't true.
That's kind of the situation.
By denying it, you verify that at the very least, some are true.
dan friesen
Or, at the very least, you indicate that you're shook.
You at least show your cards that you're worried.
Yes.
When, in all reality, all you have to do is say nothing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's all you have to do.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Even better if you were just like, this guy is beneath me.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't need to respond to this.
dan friesen
Are you guys aware of this guy's career?
Like, please, I'm not going to dignify this with a response.
Anybody who wasn't like, uh-oh, probably would behave that way.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And what I think is that that statement was advised to him by lawyers or something like that, or maybe not even lawyers, people around him being like, get ahead of the story, get ahead of this.
And I think that that's telling.
Anyway, back to the clip.
alex jones
And he's gone to say, quote, I'll do whatever is necessary to get the story.
dan friesen
Again, this is about Michael Wolf.
Any journalist would say that.
alex jones
Right.
Wolf in journalist clothing.
By the way, this guy looks so disingenuous.
I saw a photo of him last night smiling, and it reminded me of a piece I've been wanting to do for months.
Guys, go to Google Images and get Brian Stelter smiling.
It is the most disingenuous, wolf-like, demon face I've ever seen.
And then you look at Wolf, it looks like Wolf is Brian Stelter's real daddy.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
So there's a couple things I want to bring into real sharp focus here.
First, Alex Jones hates Brian Stelter.
We've covered this in the past.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
He called him Mr., not Mr. Creepy.
That was the guy with the mustache.
But he went on that long jag talking about how Brian Stelter wants to get you in a van and shit like that.
Right.
He has a long documented history of hating Brian Stelter.
And so that's not surprising.
What is surprising to me is that for months, he's been planning on doing a special report about Brian Stelter's smile.
jordan holmes
I am amazed that it has.
I'm amazed he didn't say for years I've been planning on doing that.
dan friesen
I don't know if Stelter's been on the scene for years as a thing.
I think he's, I mean, he's come to my awareness pretty recently.
jordan holmes
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going back and forth between pictures of Michael Wolf and Brian Stelter.
He's got an argument.
unidentified
Alex has a.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
Their smile is oddly similar.
dan friesen
All right, fine.
Anyway, let's get deeper into this and enjoy where the rant kicks off in earnest.
alex jones
I'll come find it during the break because there's no way for you guys to know which ones I want.
It's Brian Stelter.
There it is.
Oh my God.
I mean, that is a horror movie cover.
Seriously, he is scarier looking than it the clown.
I mean, would you let your children anywhere near that psychopath?
I mean, that is a psychopath right there.
I mean, look at him.
God.
Oh, I mean, it just cries out.
Danger, danger, alert, alert.
I am a scumbag.
I am filth.
I am your enemy.
And then you look at the photos of Wolf smiling, and it's the only person I've ever seen that looks that creepy, man.
Oh, I can show you.
It's a still image photo of him smiling the same way with that power trip look in his eyes.
It's in Google Images.
Just type in Michael Wolf journalist.
That's his cover.
And you'll see the Brian Stelter look.
I believe he is related to Stelter.
He's got to be.
I mean, folks, I would literally not be able to finish my dinner if somebody walked over and talked to me that looked like these two guys.
And I'm sorry.
They're not just lying, anti-American scumbags that want to run us all on the ground because they're little men.
They're pieces of crap.
They think they're better than everybody.
That's what it's about.
unidentified
It's the spirit of evil, and we must break them.
dan friesen
So, I mean, this is boring to us.
Everyone really loves this, but this is boring to us because it's so standard.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's so much what Alex does, and even he can't get past, like, I am going to keep reminding you about this.
This is about two men's smile.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But he never can really even address things differently than they think they're better than us.
They think they're better than me.
They think they're so smart.
unidentified
Blah, It's all so standard.
jordan holmes
It's insecure.
dan friesen
Yeah.
That's all he's got.
jordan holmes
It is fun.
It's fun to see what goes viral.
And imagine how much we would ruin it.
Like, even currently, we're just like, yeah, that's him.
Have you guys not?
Oh, no, you haven't.
Okay, well, fine.
dan friesen
We do this so much.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Enjoy this viral clip.
Or you could listen to our show five years for five months ago.
dan friesen
You could do that.
I would say that there is still some things that are worth it and pretty fun within this viral rant.
jordan holmes
I'm in.
dan friesen
But it bears mentioning.
Like, this is not like, this is par for the course for Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
You guys could have just watched this show at any point.
dan friesen
I'm petty.
I'm worried that I'm not that smart.
jordan holmes
I'm insecure.
Those guys are thinner than me.
dan friesen
I lie all the time, and therefore I'm worried that this other guy is lying.
It's just, it's very, his psychology bores me.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yes, exactly.
dan friesen
So here we get into some evil talk.
jordan holmes
Who is somebody a pedophile?
dan friesen
No, we don't get there.
I don't think yet.
But don't get me wrong.
We'll get there.
unidentified
We'll get there.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
Don't worry.
I knew we were going to bring pedophile into this.
dan friesen
So far, we're just at evil.
And then Alex makes a claim that I strongly disagree with.
alex jones
Anytime I need energy now, I'm hanging Wolf and Stelter and Hillary.
She's the other person that's got the same demon look.
I'm better than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm a ravenous piece of garbage.
And I'm going to hang all three of them on my office wall.
In fact, I'm putting their faces up all over the office because I want people to know who the enemy is.
Unbelievable.
jordan holmes
Is that his ringtone?
alex jones
You guys still haven't found the one.
It's a body shot of Wolf, and he's looking down with that disingenuous predator look of I'm not even hiding the fact that I hate everybody and that I'm a piece of crap and that I want to abuse you and I want to lie to you and I want to hurt you.
But then there's a disingenuousness where he thinks you don't know.
And it's like a joke that we're not in on.
No, that's not it.
It's a body shot.
It's him kind of looking down.
unidentified
It actually looks like he's got that same smile as Shelter.
alex jones
And these aren't photos that they themselves put out as publicity photos.
I've tried to do joke photos like this to look disingenuous and I can make any face I want to.
I can't pull it off because the eyes are always in the eyes.
dan friesen
So I invite anybody to just Google pictures of Alex Jones and look at his creepy ass eyes.
jordan holmes
You can hear how creepy his eyes are when he fake laughs.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you can hear it.
I don't even need to see the video.
I'm just like, ooh, his eyes probably look creepy while he's fake laughing.
dan friesen
This premise of like, I can't even get myself to look evil like these fucks is so flawed.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It's a that is a good flawed premise right there.
dan friesen
Any Google image search you have of Alex Jones, you're going to see a real disastrous face.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Now, hold on.
dan friesen
A devastating face.
jordan holmes
Let's try and figure out, let's parse first off that sentence and second off what that look would be.
So the first part of that sentence is they know.
You can see it in their eyes when they're looking at you.
I'm lying to you.
I'm telling you falsehoods.
I'm trying to eat you.
But then also, there's a disingenuous look of you don't know.
dan friesen
Right.
Reindeer game thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What does that face look like?
What even is he describing?
dan friesen
He's just fucking letting off steam.
jordan holmes
I know, but the face that he's describing is somebody who's eating you while at the same time lying to you about thinking that you don't know.
dan friesen
He's mad that he got launched off on a narrative about Steve Bannon losing his mind and shit like that.
That's going to make his job so much more difficult now.
Right.
Because I think he's bitter about Michael Wolf.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
I think he's bitter that he didn't do his research on him before he committed to, hey, Bannon's lost his mind and has armed security around him at all times.
He has paramilitary troops guarding him and shit like that.
Yep.
I think he's mad about that.
I think he's probably a little bit mad at Trump for that statement because it boxes him into a corner.
Now, I don't think that he can credibly cite Breitbart.
He loses one of his allies, one of his major allies.
jordan holmes
He already thinks that Bannon has lost his mind, so that means the entirety of Breitbart is pretty much gone.
dan friesen
And it calls into question so many of the narratives that Breitbart pushed that Alex jumped on before.
It calls into question Alex's credibility, and he knows that if anyone's paying attention, that is a thought that they have to have.
It's like, hey, if Bannon is this manipulative and this fucking crazy, he didn't just get there overnight.
Like, he's always been that guy.
And therefore, look at the narratives that were coming out of Breitbart and think about whether they're true or not.
Think about whether or not you, Alex Jones, got sued by Hamdi Ulakaya of Chibani Yogurt because of stories that you doubled down on that were published in Breitbart.
Now, does that give you any pause?
Do you now look at that slightly different Alex Emmerich Jones?
Do you realize how played you've been?
jordan holmes
You are taking the second step, which, as we both know, is not a possible thing for the world of Alex Jones.
dan friesen
It's fascinating.
jordan holmes
He's going to do another Breitbart story tomorrow.
dan friesen
Probably does on this show.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's true.
That's probably true.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, so far, we've just had a wow.
jordan holmes
And in Breitbart, we're reporting that.
unidentified
Oh, he's not their editor right now.
jordan holmes
I've got some steam coming out of my collared shirt.
dan friesen
I just, I don't understand this level of stupid.
Like, legitimately, if we had a source that we really liked and then it came out, like, oh, this person's nuts.
probably be like, hey, sorry we covered that stuff.
And at the same time, call into question all the, you know, the things that were laid, the track that was laid because of stories from this source.
jordan holmes
Do we have a source that we really like?
I feel like we kind of hate everybody.
dan friesen
I like primary sources.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, like.
dan friesen
That's the show.
Oh, no, it's credible sources.
jordan holmes
Yeah, credible sources.
dan friesen
Credible sources.
unidentified
There we go.
dan friesen
No, I take everything with a grain of salt.
unidentified
Yeah, I think we're like, even you like Greenwald a little bit, but even you admit that he's a salary.
jordan holmes
No, I think Greenwald is a complete asshole.
dan friesen
You've cited him a number of times.
jordan holmes
I have cited him a number of times, but at the same time, I think he's a complete asshole.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And I think he's wrong at least as much as he's right.
Like, anything he says, I take with a grain of salt.
Yeah, early on.
dan friesen
Early on on the show, I think I, in particular, probably gave too much credibility to some stuff that had been on Twitter, but we addressed that at the time.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And, you know, apologized.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No, I adjusted.
dan friesen
That's what Alex is not doing.
jordan holmes
Even people that we've talked about before, like Sarah Kensior, that kind of thing.
Like, I like her.
I think she's doing good work.
But at the same time, I'm going to take everything she says with a grain of salt.
dan friesen
Yeah, absolutely.
jordan holmes
Anybody who is predictive frustrates and angers me.
dan friesen
Well, predictive punditry, I guess, if you want to call it that.
It seems unfair, but maybe.
If you want to call it that, there's the problem of the future.
You can always have things be right or wrong if you're predicting stuff.
That's why I bucked when at the end of last year, you asked me for years' predictions.
Like, nah.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Not going to do it.
I think I still nailed it, though.
White people are going to be an issue.
dan friesen
Probably.
Speaking of a white guy, that's an issue.
unidentified
Hey!
dan friesen
Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Nice transition.
dan friesen
This rant's not nearly done.
alex jones
And again, I am always following my gut from now on with people.
Just like Trump said, and they got big studies out.
You can tell if somebody's lying.
You can tell if somebody's been sick even a few hours, even though the virus or bacteria hasn't really replicated.
dan friesen
What he's talking about.
jordan holmes
I know that.
I saw that.
Yeah.
dan friesen
What he's talking about is that there are indications you can have.
It doesn't mean that everyone can pick up on those indications.
unidentified
No, it's.
dan friesen
So it's not like, hey, everyone has a superpower where they can tell if you're sick or lying.
Right.
It's just that, you know, there are little cues.
Right.
jordan holmes
Or like a genuine smile.
Like, there's something about the eyebrows or some shit like that that go up in whatever way.
dan friesen
I'm certain there is.
alex jones
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm sure there is.
I don't give a shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, that sort of, that area of study has always been interesting, but at the same time, I don't want to use it.
Yeah, the sort of body language specialists they have on TV.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I don't want to boil down interaction to that level.
jordan holmes
Very Malcolm Gladwellian, so to speak.
dan friesen
Hey, you love him.
jordan holmes
I do not.
alex jones
Your brain is such a supercomputer that your first shallow approximation is not shallow.
It's the deepest thing.
To paraphrase the president.
But just look at Stelter again.
Put him on screen.
I think this all the broadcast should be is just a photo of Stelter smiling.
Oh, oh my gosh.
Oh, hell on earth.
dan friesen
He's struggling now to try and figure out what to talk about other than stelter is weird.
It's almost orgasmic.
jordan holmes
It's Bernie Sanders, isn't it?
dan friesen
It's close.
So he pivots from near-orgasmic moaning into this.
alex jones
He wants to run your life.
He wants to control every aspect of your life because he knows he is a cowardly, degenerate sack of anti-human trash.
jordan holmes
Not like a man with ambition.
alex jones
I pledge before my heavenly father.
dan friesen
So.
jordan holmes
Yes.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
He's going to pledge.
jordan holmes
Time to pray.
dan friesen
He's going to pledge to.
jordan holmes
Time to pray, Dan.
dan friesen
But like Brian Stelter wants to control everything.
jordan holmes
He's an ambitious man, even though he knows he's a coward.
dan friesen
He's very ambitious.
He's on CNN.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's a coward, though.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
jordan holmes
You can tell he's a coward.
dan friesen
It's crazy to think that a high schooler would be like, I'm going to be on CNN.
That's very ambitious.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think he wants to be able to do that.
jordan holmes
Well, it's crazy that somebody like Paul Ryan is like, we have been dreaming about disabling and destroying the welfare state since college.
That's a weird thing to dream about.
dan friesen
That's also ambitious.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's ambitious.
dan friesen
In the wrong direction.
alex jones
Yeah.
That I will resist them every way I can.
These people are the literal demon spawn of the pit of hell.
Look at him.
And you know what?
He is better than you if you keep letting him run your life.
He runs your kids.
He runs the schools.
He runs the banks.
This guy.
The spirit.
This smiling, leering devil that thinks you can't see what he is.
He is your enemy.
Period.
jordan holmes
Very musical tone to it.
alex jones
All the narcissistic, devil-worshipping filth.
I see you, enemy.
I see you, enemy.
Enemy!
Enemy!
unidentified
You are my enemy!
alex jones
And I swear total resistance to you with everything I've got.
dan friesen
You don't really have a choice at this point.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
You're kind of in there.
dan friesen
You've made your bed.
This is not like an impressive moral stand against Brian Stelter.
But at the same time, what he's saying is these smiles reveal the demonic force that's behind them.
So when he says that Brian Stelter runs the schools and runs the banks, he's talking about the demon that possesses him.
And now here's where we have to get into a really...
jordan holmes
Are we sure he's talking about that, Dan?
dan friesen
Yeah, he did say that.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
I think you were laughing while you said that.
But what we really have to get into is this schizophrenia because it's really close to David Icke in terms of David Icke saying that people are shapeshifting lizards and what have you.
David Icke, when he got a divorce, one of the grounds for divorce was that his wife was a lizard.
jordan holmes
I mean, was he in a no-fault state?
Because I feel like grounds for like if she is a lizard, that is kind of deceptive.
dan friesen
I don't know how England's laws work, so I can't comment on that.
But that is the sort of mentality that Alex is manifesting.
It's like anybody who's against us, I see a demon inside them.
And that is really fucked up.
That's really no way for us to operate as a society.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Like as much as we clown on Alex and like he's stupid and all this, we're not saying he's a demon.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Who never go to that extent.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Because there's very easy psychological explanations.
He is damaged from his childhood.
He's probably brain damaged.
jordan holmes
Depending on which way you want to go, he has borderline personality disorder or oppositional defiance disorder or he's a psychopath.
dan friesen
Don't break the Goldwater rule.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think we're past that.
I think the Gold Rodder rule is out the window.
dan friesen
And we're not professionals.
No.
But I just, I really, I really resent that.
I really don't like that sort of approach because it's a dangerous thing.
It's a dangerous game to play because you can just apply it to anybody.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And almost anybody has an unflattering picture of them that you could dig up somewhere where they look evil.
Especially with Facebook now.
If you can just get on someone's Facebook, you could find some crazy pictures and just be like, look at this guy, he's evil.
jordan holmes
I feel like I don't have any pictures where I look evil so much more as like, if you get me from the right angle and the way my hair is parted, I look kind of like a penis.
Like, that's evil.
Fair.
dan friesen
Evil penis.
jordan holmes
I do look like an evil penis.
dan friesen
All right, so Alex at this point decides he's going to just jump into freaking out about demons.
jordan holmes
Of course.
alex jones
Disingenuous, fake, false, broke back.
Pushed in.
A defiler.
A betrayer.
A backstabber.
A devil.
You will pay.
Yeah, you think I don't see your face, gum.
You don't think I don't see you.
Stelter.
I see you.
You understand me?
I know what you think of me and my family.
I see you right back.
You understand that.
You understand that, Delta?
You will fall.
You will not bring humanity down.
God is going to destroy you.
Get him off the screen.
Oh, God, they're so evil.
Just please, God, free us from them.
They're drunk on our children's blood, for God's sake.
dan friesen
So, that is something that could be tossed aside as an aside, but as we know from listening to him, he genuinely believes that the globalists drink children's blood to harvest a drink chrome and get high off of it, which, of course, is silly.
And also an archaic anti-Semitic canard.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
This is the blood libel coming back into effect.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They're coming for our women.
Yep.
dan friesen
And now is probably a good time for me to bring up that Michael Wolf is Jewish.
And now is another good time for me to bring up that Alex thinks that Brian Stelter is Jewish.
But he was raised a Christian.
He's now an atheist.
But his wife is Jewish.
jordan holmes
Ah, well, that's all I need to know.
dan friesen
He was married in a Jewish ceremony.
alex jones
Ah.
dan friesen
And I don't think that that's a coincidence.
unidentified
Ah.
dan friesen
I think that Alex, when he's talking about these people looking evil, I think he's responding to very Semitic archetypial facial features and the like.
jordan holmes
Yes.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think that's what this is all about.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Well, I think it's...
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I...
I feel like Alex doesn't have the time to be conscious.
dan friesen
At this level, though, this level of 10 minutes at the top of his show screaming about them being demons and then slipping in that they're drunk on our children's blood kind of thing.
jordan holmes
Why is it stelter again?
Is there a reason that it's stelter?
dan friesen
Because he has a smile that's like Michael Wolfe's.
That's it.
No, no, I know, but he also just hates Brian Stelter because he said a few things that are judgmental of Trump in the past.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
And because he works for CNN, who, as we know, is ISIS.
unidentified
ISIS.
Yeah.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
But I don't think it's a coincidence that the rant that he's going on isn't substantive about Wolf at all.
It's about how he looks evil, and that links him to Brian Stelter, who also looks evil.
And you even said they could be related.
You looked at pictures of them.
And what you're responding to is also fairly Jewish facial traits.
jordan holmes
Am I anti-Semitic?
dan friesen
You might have been a little bit.
jordan holmes
I did not know that.
dan friesen
Well, I don't think your version is harmful in saying that they could be related.
jordan holmes
But again, Brian Stelter isn't Jewish.
They have similar facial features.
That's not my fault.
dan friesen
Brian Stelter isn't Jewish, but I think Alex is obviously a person.
jordan holmes
I mean, that does have.
Like, I don't know.
Now I'm concerned.
dan friesen
You shouldn't be concerned.
jordan holmes
Now I'm concerned.
dan friesen
You should be more concerned about the fact that that's probably what's motivating this demonic vitriol that Alex has, and the fact that he's not addressing any of the real issues about Wolf.
If he was really just mad about Wolf being a liar and trying to take out his president, there's a lot more valuable approaches to take.
Now, like, quite frankly, if he were just to go over his career and he were to address the idea that this guy is a creative nonfiction writer, basically, and that he spent his life manufacturing stories that are spiritually accurate, but not literally accurate.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
He could get a lot of sale out of that.
He could get a lot of narratives about, like, we should just not believe this guy.
He has an agenda.
He could do any of those things.
The fact that he's focusing almost exclusively on appearance and relating it to demons and then relating demons to, they're drunk on our children's blood, means that those things are connected in his brain.
This appearance is a sign of a demon within you that wants to drink our children's blood.
That is inexorable in my mind.
Now connected.
jordan holmes
Not to come to Alex's defense because, as we know, that's not a thing I like to do.
But generally speaking, Alex goes after everybody's appearance.
dan friesen
True, but often it's like they're ugly.
Like with Megan Kelly, he's like, she's ugly.
It's not that she's a demon and wants to drink your children's blood.
jordan holmes
Right.
No, but he's done that.
He's done that plenty of times before.
Right.
And disregard.
Like, I think that's just more of his go-to move.
Anytime he feels challenged by anybody intellectually is he tries to cut them down appearance-wise.
dan friesen
You're not wrong.
You're not wrong.
I think that I might be drawing too sharp a connection.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I'm not making the, I would never make the argument that Alex is aware that this is what he's doing.
I just think that it is such a piece of his sort of worldview that he can't get away from it.
unidentified
Right, right.
dan friesen
But like I was saying, I don't think that Alex literally believes.
I think he believes this, but I don't think he knows he believes it.
And I'm certain that he doesn't understand where these narratives come from.
jordan holmes
I would say that this particular kind of thing may be subconscious because I don't think he has time amidst all of his hate to specifically single out Jews.
dan friesen
No, but what I would posit is that he doesn't have the time because if he did, it would deconstruct so much of what he believes.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like if he had the time to look into like, why the fuck do I think that these elites drink children's blood and scare them first?
jordan holmes
And he's like, little Google.
dan friesen
Little Google.
jordan holmes
A lot of blood drinking traces back to something.
dan friesen
William of Norwich.
Well, like, if you, if he were to do that, he would only have two possible outcomes.
One would be, oh, shit, so much of this is based on this blood libel shit.
I got to deal with this more realistically.
Right.
Or he would have to be like, shit, since the 1400s, Jews have been doing this.
Oh, my God.
And then he'd have to turn into David Duke.
jordan holmes
Now, that would be funny.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I mean, that would be negative, but if all of a sudden on his show he has a revelation moment where he's just like, it's Jews' fault.
You'd be like, all right, dude, let's find out where this shit goes.
dan friesen
It would be like watching someone come out of the closet.
jordan holmes
Oh, for sure.
dan friesen
You'd be like, we know, Alex, just say it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've known you were anti-Semitic forever.
dan friesen
It would be a problem, but it'd be a relief.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Just embrace it.
Not like embrace it, but at least if it's out in the open, we can all deal with it.
dan friesen
And now's the time to make clear that anti-Semitism and being gay are not related at all.
jordan holmes
No, I don't.
dan friesen
Lest anyone take that out of context.
jordan holmes
If this is your first time listening to this show, let's make it very clear.
I think everybody else knows that we're kind of against anti-Semitism.
I shouldn't have said kind of.
unidentified
I'm going to go 100% against anti-Semitism.
dan friesen
So let's get back to this rant.
I forgot.
I mean, let's talk about this because in that last clip, I forgot.
I was so caught up in the children's blood and what have you that I forgot the true comedy of Stelter!
jordan holmes
Shelter!
My mortal enemy!
It also has the feel of it.
dan friesen
It's so funny.
jordan holmes
It also has the feel of like Bueller's Day Off.
alex jones
Bueller!
dan friesen
You've done it again, Shelter.
jordan holmes
Join it again.
dan friesen
Anyway.
alex jones
Okay, I'm going to stop right now.
dan friesen
You're not.
alex jones
I'm going to find the photo of Wolf.
The author of the.
I'm just giving you a little bit of how they feel about you, see?
But not the same spirit.
From a spirit of will and strength against evil and recognizing evil and letting it know you understand what it's up to and that you see it.
You understand?
Because they don't want to be identified, but they want to hang it out right there in front of you and not be identified, like the Joker.
I see it.
I know what your real face is.
Oh, they just absolutely love to hurt innocents.
They just rub their hands together to break down civilization, to destroy families, to defile everything they can, and to deceive and to mislead.
dan friesen
So, again, so much of that, even right there, goes back to the protocols of the Elders of Zion in terms of its conception of the globalists.
So, I mean, we could do this every day whenever we cover anything that goes back to anti-Semitism.
Right, right.
But it is valuable to bring up that the destruction of the family, lying to everybody, controlling the media, that stuff is all the globalists' new world order conception that is crafted from the fraudulent text, the protocols of the elders of Zion.
jordan holmes
I know, but like, to me, it seems kind of odd for him to pull that language out specifically because even at my worst enemy, like, the only people I can think of who do delight in that kind of torture are serial killers.
dan friesen
He thinks that the globalists are serial killers.
jordan holmes
I know, but I mean, even like, I think bankers are, in general, psychopaths who are murdering us all.
But at the same time, I know they go home and they actually care about their families or whatever.
dan friesen
Most of them shit.
jordan holmes
You know, like that kind of a thing.
dan friesen
At the same rate as anyone does.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Like, there are people who are psychopaths through and through.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But that doesn't mean that you can be, like, you can't do a sort of exploitative job and then have a normal life.
jordan holmes
I would say there's a, like, whatever, like in John Ronson's The Psychopath Test, I would say that there's probably a higher percentage in banking and politics and that type of thing of psychopaths, but I still don't think they delight in torture in the same way that certain serial killers do.
You know what I mean?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, there are a lot of psychopaths in the general population who just like don't give a shit.
You know, like, that's just kind of their deal.
dan friesen
Yep.
Yeah, I agree.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know what I was going to say.
I had a rebuttal.
Not a rebuttal, but sort of another thing, but I don't know what it was.
Anyway.
alex jones
Built their own universe of fraud.
This is the compendium of their abomination desolation.
jordan holmes
That's a good rhyme.
Not really.
alex jones
Let me continue here for a second.
The author of the explosive new Trump book says he can't be sure if parts of it are true and just does whatever it takes to get in the news.
Oh, there you go.
dan friesen
Again, read the articles, Alex.
jordan holmes
Not what he said.
dan friesen
Read the articles.
Anyway, here's the end.
jordan holmes
Also, in Michael Wolfe's book, from what I have heard about it, Trump, at a certain point, they're like, you know, all he does is read the headlines.
unidentified
And I'm like, that's why they get along.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you guys are kindred spirits.
dan friesen
Well, there is that thing that was from that excerpt where Trump was quoted as saying he didn't know who John Boehner was.
And that's not realistic.
I didn't know that.
There's one point where I believe Roger Ailes suggested Boehner as a chief of staff, as I remember the excerpt, and Trump's response was, Who is that?
And I don't think that that can possibly be true.
jordan holmes
Well, even if that is, like, I could see that being true in more of like a sarcastic, kind of biting sense of like, who even is that?
You know, that kind of a thing.
I would say that's probably, if you're taking that out of context, you could see that as like him being a doddering old sunlight.
dan friesen
I think it's impossible to sort of look at that as literally true.
Like, he doesn't know who this person who he's tweeted about him a bunch.
jordan holmes
Yeah, for forever.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But, but, yeah, I don't know, man.
I just Alex has got to read.
He's got to start reading.
Oh, that's the other thing I wanted to bring up.
When we were talking about this idea of his conception of the globalists as psychopaths and shit like that, like this year, especially, and a couple months before 2018 hit, I'd been reading a lot of primary globalist texts that Alex Jones puts out as like, these are evil.
jordan holmes
And you have come to the conclusion that Alex is correct.
dan friesen
Totally.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I've read multiple reports from the Club of Rome.
Yes.
I've read most of EcoScience, the 1600-page book by John P. Holdren.
I've read countless other things, some Brigunu Brzezinski books.
I've read some writings by Singer.
And one of the things that I'm coming away with.
jordan holmes
Not Brian Singer.
unidentified
No, no, no.
dan friesen
No, fuck him.
One of the things that I'm coming away from it with is actually a growing respect for the globalists.
Well, not the globalists, but people in charge.
I'm coming away from it with a very expanded respect for how difficult choices are.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And how big the world is.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And how, like, especially, like, we talked about this, I think, a little bit before, but the Club of Rome, one of their big things is that they look at the world's problems as being interconnected.
And how if you work on one problem, often you can hurt another problem.
And when you look at the world from that sort of holistic view, it becomes really difficult to make a choice.
It becomes really difficult to advocate for a certain position.
jordan holmes
It's the paralysis of the serial aisle.
dan friesen
Right.
And they don't.
They generally don't advocate for a certain position.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
They discuss these are the things that could happen when X, Y, or Z happens.
And it's fascinating to me.
It makes me feel much more like we're in good hands.
unidentified
Well.
dan friesen
Because there are people who are going through that level of analysis.
And I couldn't do that.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, that's kind of the ultimate failure.
dan friesen
It turns out the opposite effect on me that he would want to have.
jordan holmes
No, of course.
I mean, that's kind of the failure of what Trump really is: he thinks it's just a guy who can do a thing.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And that's just not how it works.
Like, even to me, I think I can tell you a lot of solutions to problems.
But if I were to apply a solution to a problem, that would almost certainly fuck up another issue.
dan friesen
Like, which is G variable, A, B, C, D, down to G variable that you hadn't considered would be completely fucked up.
jordan holmes
Which is what, which is what Obama did do very well.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He just didn't do certain solutions the way that would have been perhaps best.
dan friesen
And we'll get deeper into this as time goes on.
But one of the things that I've also found pretty fascinating is I've read some conservative publications too that Alex complains about.
And I'm finding pretty similar things there.
Like, I disagree with their positions, but they're certainly not nearly as evil as Alex paints them out to be.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like, even the Project for a New American Century document, like, there's a lot of problems in that, and I disagree with a lot of the worldview.
But if you actually go read it, I'm not convinced that most of their intention wasn't to create a better situation where the United States could help the world.
I don't know if I don't, I don't think it's proof that they did 9-11.
Right.
jordan holmes
Or?
dan friesen
There are a lot of really fucked up things that you can find therein, but I think that generally, I don't know.
It's weird that I'm starting to have a trust of government.
jordan holmes
That is very strange.
dan friesen
But again, these aren't really necessarily the government.
They're sort of non-confidential.
jordan holmes
Strangely enough, do you know what one thing that I have actually been coming not around on, but have been starting to respect?
What's that?
Trump's position on North Korea.
Like, in all honesty, I know it's very wild, but I'm starting to think, like, just like Nixon's position of going to China.
Yeah.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Like, you want crazy?
I'll show you fucking crazy.
You know, like that kind of a thing.
In some ways, that is effective.
dan friesen
You think you're logo?
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Like, there is a certain extent of maybe you just call their fucking bluff.
Like, that could be a thing.
Like, I don't know.
Like, the issue with that is that it's so high risk.
It seems insane.
dan friesen
There's zero room for if he has pocket aces or whatever, then the game is over.
Yeah.
You're all in and you have a loser hand.
And I think.
jordan holmes
It's a fascinating idea that – I disagree with you coming around on it.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not.
Okay.
Maybe coming around on it should be a very qualified position.
I think I am starting to see even by accident, because it's clearly by accident.
There's no thoughtful position behind I've got a bigger dick than you.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
But at the same time, like.
dan friesen
Also, that really pissed Alex off.
Yeah.
Everyone talking about how those tweets were really about Trump's dick really pissed Alex off.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
He spent a good five, ten minutes talking about how like, come on, man.
That's nonsense.
Why are you trying to make this about sex?
This is about buttons.
alex jones
No.
dan friesen
This is about nukes.
And everyone talks about how Trump's hands are so small.
His hands are fine.
jordan holmes
No, but that's about his dick.
dan friesen
And also, everybody knows that it's more about your feet.
That is a paraphrased quote from his show.
jordan holmes
Do you mean Alex was talking about his dick?
In the defense of Trump not talking about his dick, Alex is like, I'm talking about my dick.
dan friesen
Everyone knows its feet.
Crazy.
I don't know, man.
Like, I agree.
I agree that there may be some validity to calling bluffs and what have you, but at the same time, where do you get after you call that bluff?
jordan holmes
No, of course.
No, no, no.
dan friesen
The situation doesn't become stabilized.
The only way you can call the bluff really is to attack.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And if you attack, then there is no bluff.
jordan holmes
Again, South Korea still gets destroyed.
I'm not saying it's a good idea.
I'm saying that I am starting to see, again, like you said, certain merits to the concept.
They're not thoughtful.
They're not thought out.
dan friesen
Let me push back against this.
Because I think that actually what's going on is partially what you're talking about, but also partially a maintenance of the status quo.
Because I think with this war of words that he's having over Twitter and this antagonizing of Kim Jong-un, what you have is a maintenance of the sort of strategic tension that we have in the world with this rogue state wants to attack its neighbors and their weird despotic regime.
And ooh, we can't really do anything about it because they're going to attack everybody.
That sort of status quo has lived with us since the Cold War.
jordan holmes
That's a really good point.
dan friesen
And what he's doing is not attacking them.
He's not addressing the situation.
He's just escalating that status quo.
So now the status quo is going to be all of us scared all the time that he's going to say the wrong thing.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
And then Kim Jong-un is going to.
jordan holmes
So what you're saying is that this is simply a more public version of mutually assured destruction that you would have seen in late 60s with the quote Russian menaces.
dan friesen
Somewhat, yeah.
jordan holmes
But I also think you just didn't hear fucking Eisenhower be like, hey, I got a bigger dick than Russia on Twitter.
dan friesen
Yeah, I still don't think anyone's going to pop off.
Like, I still don't think either Trump or Un is going to nuke anybody.
Well.
jordan holmes
But the fear to me has nothing to do with those two lunatics and everything to do with what happened in Russia multiple times of just like, we're going to prepare for this eventuality.
Then there's some kind of glitch or whatever.
And some low-level guy is just like, I was told to push this button, and that's that.
dan friesen
And when you're in a regime like North Korea, there's much less chance that they are going to be as restrained as the Russians who saved the world.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
Well, the singular Russian dude who saved the world.
dan friesen
We know of one, but there's nothing to say that that incident didn't happen more than once.
jordan holmes
No, I would say probably.
No, of course.
I would say probably if you know of one, it probably happened between four and six times, like that kind of a thing.
So that's kind of.
dan friesen
The potential for accidents is very high.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
That's not.
My fear isn't these two idiots.
It's that trickle-down effect of everybody is constantly on red alert and always afraid.
And when human beings are constantly on red alert, eventually you get an adrenaline situation.
And you get a whoops.
Exactly.
dan friesen
I still look at it.
I think that that is something that is very valid and should be discussed more big picture.
But at the same time, I still think when I look at Trump and his behavior, I think it's abhorrent.
But at the same time, the function of it really doesn't change the status quo with North Korea.
It just makes everyone more scared.
jordan holmes
That is a really good point, and I think it's valid, and I retract my position.
dan friesen
Yes.
First retraction of 2018.
I'm going to start keeping track.
jordan holmes
You've extracted many from me over the years, and I've only got a few from you.
I think if we're going to keep the running tally.
dan friesen
Well, that's because I'm more reasonable than you.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Your positions are often half-cocked.
I love the passion.
jordan holmes
I am very much the guy that I am afraid of who might accidentally press the button.
dan friesen
Well, it's tough.
I mean, I think it's probably tough for us to sit here and have the, like, you stake a position, and I'm like, well, hold on.
When I spend literally almost all of my time reading these, like, I hate to keep going back to the Club of Rome, but these documents of like what you see when you read these documents are issues.
There's an issue.
There's a problem.
And then it's 100 pages of what could happen, and then let's analyze that.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And so it's all like sort of, it's this gamesmanship in rhetoric through the text of like if this, then what.
And it gets me in that brain space.
jordan holmes
I don't know why I need to say this, but I feel like I do, which is that if I were in a position of actually making a decision with real world effects, I would be far more likely to do what you do.
dan friesen
Let's run for president.
jordan holmes
You're just more willing to think about these things reasonably in a low-stakes environment.
dan friesen
Let's run for all.
jordan holmes
Whereas in my situation with such low stakes, I'm like, fuck it, let's say random ass bullshit.
dan friesen
I got a little wine in me.
Let's run for office.
jordan holmes
Let's do it.
dan friesen
You can be president.
I'll be chief of staff.
jordan holmes
I feel like, yeah, I feel like I would probably be a much better front man, and I would just let you make all the decisions.
dan friesen
I'll be your creepy chief of staff.
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
You're the bannon of this situation.
dan friesen
Dare you.
I'm trying to be less sloppy.
All right.
So we have one more clip of this rant, and then we'll get to what happens throughout the rest of right after it.
But this rant takes us out to a commercial break, and it's mostly about demons.
alex jones
Naturally.
So he just runs around.
And, you know, and I knew he was such a charlatan, according to his own words, basically, Mr. Wolfie, that Mr. Wolf in journalist clothing, as they're saying.
But I said, oh, Bannon certainly is going to say he's been misquoted, and this was hyperbole, or he was juxtapositioning, or he was devil's advocating.
Because, you know, I wore game things here on air, and the media takes it out of context, even though 20 seconds before, I said, I don't really believe this, but this is how they basically see it.
And that's how they deceive.
That's what they do.
They're of their father.
The devil.
A spirit they worship.
But they don't want you to know that it's all real.
They are literal on their belly snakes.
Now, I see the snakes in the grass.
We will stand against them.
I'm going to compose myself.
And we'll be right back on the other side as we expose these wolves, these beasts that go about roaring, seeing who they may devour.
Stay with me.
dan friesen
So that's a triumphant exit to break.
Yes.
Where are you at?
Where are you at on that rant?
That's what went viral.
That's sort of what everyone's talking about.
jordan holmes
I'm going to go with that's lame for us.
dan friesen
It's interesting that I think our conversation of the ramifications of a lot of this stuff is much different than with the rest of the world is going to be a little bit different.
jordan holmes
I think we spiraled off on about 13 different tangents because to us, this is kind of run-of-the-mill shit, right?
dan friesen
Well, him freaking out and stuff like that.
jordan holmes
No, it's fun.
I can see why people would see this as like a fun kind of thing to glom on to.
Yeah.
Mainly because now I have the question: if they are literal on their belly snakes.
dan friesen
Right.
Stelter.
jordan holmes
Do they have fake arms and legs?
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Who makes them?
Because that's the guy we need to talk to.
dan friesen
Bezos.
That's the all goes back to Amazon.
jordan holmes
It all goes back to Amazon.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
I actually find that to be the most reasonable thing that has been said so far tonight.
dan friesen
Amazon will one day make us all fake arms as we are.
Literal belly-dwelling snakes.
What a bunch of horseshit.
Yeah, I know.
It's weird to me.
I always get kind of surprised by what captures people's attention in terms of Alex because, like, I mean, we go back to this over and over again, but like last year on the March 30th episode where he told Adam Schiff he was going to kick his ass.
Yeah.
And then the rest of the episode is complete drunk nonsense.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
It's interesting to me that people glom on to that.
I'm going to kick your ass, you pussy.
jordan holmes
Right.
As opposed to, Alex Jones was drunk for three hours on air.
dan friesen
I'm not racist.
I love Mexican food.
Right.
And Mexican women are very hot.
jordan holmes
There are four ways to learn.
dan friesen
Right.
I mean, it's interesting to me.
And I get on one level why people shared this like crazy.
It's like, isn't it funny that he calls Brian Stelter a demon?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Pretty standard.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Pretty run of the mill.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we've seen him call a lot of folks demons in the past.
dan friesen
And also, I mean, it's important, I think.
I genuinely believe that it's important to point out these things about the anti-Semitic rhetoric that he's spouting and how all his complaints on this rant that went viral were about appearance or they were triggered by appearance.
That to me is not necessarily something I'm seeing being covered.
And that kind of bothers me.
Because I think anybody with a grasp of Alex, his history, what's important to him.
And what you're saying, what you said earlier about him criticizing everyone's appearance is totally valid.
But it's not, he's saying that they're ugly.
jordan holmes
I'm not, I want to clarify that in specific.
I don't see an issue with your analysis, and I am not trying to defend him as a he's an equal opportunity kind of hater.
My point just being kind of is though.
dan friesen
I mean, that's fair.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I definitely think that there is absolutely some anti-Semitic leanings behind it.
I just wouldn't jump that far this particular time.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's simply my point.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I mean, I think as we look at stuff like this, although maybe that's a preemptive defense, because whenever I looked at their pictures, they're both bald, which I think is Jewish.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't know, man.
I wish I hadn't said that.
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, Alex comes back from commercial break, and he has a very, very weird take on sort of the Iran protests.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
This has a lot to do with liberals hating you, but then he gets into that.
jordan holmes
And I think that there's him immediately very self-conscious.
I really wish I hadn't said that.
dan friesen
I think it's a joke.
jordan holmes
He was not a God.
dan friesen
You're fine.
alex jones
People like Hillary Clinton like to hurt people.
Fake journalist, this wolf in the hen house.
Michael Wolf.
unidentified
A lot of puns.
alex jones
People like him enjoy the climate of fake news media, corporate media, and the open season on the truth, open season on the president, open season on loyal, decent, hardworking, honorable folks.
dan friesen
Old season.
jordan holmes
Duck season.
alex jones
Open season because the trash knows it's being taken out.
And so the trash is fighting for its political, cultural, and spiritual life.
And its life is culturally ruling us.
Leftist globalism allied with Islam.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's about time.
alex jones
As Paul Watson's report on Infowars.com breaks it down is allied with radical Islam and is saying it isn't feminist to take your hijab off and the women standing up getting shot and killed in Iran and places like Tehran, they're not good.
dan friesen
People aren't saying that.
alex jones
And Iran and the Mullahs are good.
dan friesen
People aren't saying that.
alex jones
Paul Watson lays it out news articles, videos, progressive left.
There's the title.
Progressive left embraces the hijab while actual feminists in Iran remove it to fight oppression and in some cases get tortured and killed and shot.
Puts hundreds dead now.
But that's okay because making a woman wear a hood over her head or cutting her genitals off is liberal.
Because that's what liberals want.
If they can't cut your womb out, and they can't butcher your baby in the womb, they're going to try to brain damage it with all their vaccines, their fluoride, and all the garbage.
They admit that's their plan.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
That's poisoning the well narratives.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
That's all anti-Semitic shit, too.
jordan holmes
If we can't cut out wombs, what are we doing?
dan friesen
That's just anti-Semitic shit there, too, man.
That's like the poisoning the food, poisoning the water.
The vaccines are tainted.
That's all poisoning the well shit.
jordan holmes
Coming for your women.
dan friesen
It becomes so boring.
But also, this is such a massive misunderstanding of people's positions.
And that is that if you want, like the liberals, people on the left, what he's talking about is like Linda Sarsour and those type of folks.
Their argument is: if you want to wear a hijab, hijab, you can.
I almost slipped into Alex's dumb pronunciation.
No kidding.
It's not anti-feminist to wear a hijab.
It's not.
jordan holmes
It's anti-feminist to be forced to wear a hijab.
dan friesen
Or to be forced not to.
jordan holmes
Hey!
dan friesen
Those two things are the, they're the polar sides of the problem.
jordan holmes
I think our issue is.
dan friesen
Being able to choose is.
jordan holmes
Our issue isn't with the hijab, and it's more with the force.
dan friesen
I grew up with a Muslim family in my neighborhood, and I went to school with a number of Muslim children, and my dad is a religious studies professor, and so we were well plugged into communities.
I knew tons of Muslim people growing up, and largely with girls that I knew who were Muslims.
It was a choice for them.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that most of them chose to.
Now, whether or not that's social pressure or not, I'm not entirely sure.
But it's in no way my place to say you're making the wrong choice.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Which is the issue I have with Quebec because they just passed the hijab ban in public spaces.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
jordan holmes
Just, but recently.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
jordan holmes
It's crazy, right?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And I think it is as awful as a majority Muslim country passing a, if you don't wear a hijab, you're blah, And to that whole thing.
dan friesen
And to play this game, too, like, if Alex really wants to be consistent on all this stuff, he would really have to take issue with the Amish, the Mennonites.
Right.
All the Anabaptists.
jordan holmes
Well, they're allowed to wear colors now, so that's fine.
dan friesen
Well, women wear like hoods, essentially.
They wear bonnets.
Right.
And stuff like that.
Or Jewish people wearing yarmukas.
Stuff like that.
jordan holmes
I can't, I have to recuse myself.
I have a whole bit about this.
dan friesen
Well, but you know what I'm saying?
Like, all that stuff sort of, there's a trickle down to it that he's not taking into account.
jordan holmes
When my family was in a cult, all of the women were forced to dress the same.
dan friesen
They aren't allowed to stay It's always hidden behind modesty But at the same time It's control of the feminine Or whatever Well, if you want to go into the masculine, even.
jordan holmes
If you want to go into that type of narrative that we talked about with the one dumb lady from Alaska who's like, he's taking women all the way away from her culture.
That is such a consistent thing whenever you talk about other types of women controlling narratives is we have to protect them.
And by doing so, we remove any and all of their freedoms.
dan friesen
We're afraid of their sexuality.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And I mean, as much as we talk about how much of his stupid shit goes back to anti-Semitic canards, this goes back to the first book of the Bible.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
You know, it just goes back to that.
jordan holmes
You let a woman make a decision for herself and the whole world is fucked.
dan friesen
That's that whole fundamentalist tradition of Eve's fall.
You know, like that sort of thing.
Adam would have been fine if it wasn't for Eve.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's where this controlling of women in religions historically roots from.
It's fucking nonsense.
jordan holmes
Which is even more fascinating because if you do go back to that type of roots of religion thing, it did not become so male-dominated until it became popular.
Totally.
unidentified
Like the early churches were all women.
jordan holmes
Like women were the gatekeepers.
Like if you talk about Greek culture, women were the most spiritual leaders.
And then we get into monotheism and who would have guessed men use it to control everybody.
Like that's kind of the situation there.
dan friesen
It's almost as if religion isn't bad, but the centralization and control of it as a political and social force is something about that rings true.
Anyway, what I was trying to get to, and I don't know, you know more about the Iran protest than I do, but I've not seen anybody on Twitter or writing op-eds being like, these fucking women taking off their hijabs are way out of line.
Love the mullahs.
I've not seen that perspective at all.
All he's trying to do is score points off his already established Linda Sarsour wants you to put on a hijab for feminism, and then being like, look, they don't support these people in Iran.
I think most people's perspective on the protests in Iran is pretty complicated stuff.
jordan holmes
It is, I don't know.
It's one of those things that is very similar.
I would liken the protests in Iran to voting for Roy Moore.
So as far as that goes.
Yeah.
So when you talk about that type of situation, once again, in Alabama, because of its fundamentalist, racist, and religious roots, you wind up having 60% of white women voting for a guy who is clearly against any and all rights for white women.
dan friesen
And like the same sort of statistical track for evangelicals.
jordan holmes
Right.
And then you look at Iran and you see the counter-protests that were run by very pro-government sources who, you know, supported and put that together.
And you have that same kind of older women kind of situation where it's like, you have to do this because that is the tradition, even though they are the ones who have been most subjugated by it.
And you find out anytime there is a protest of the poor and the young, everybody gets fucked.
Like, that's the situation that is going on in Iran right now.
It is the poor and it is the young, and they are fighting back and they are going to get destroyed because they simply aren't allowed to associate in the way that they should be.
Right now, in so many universities in Iran, in Tehran, and in many of the different cities, you find preemptive arrests going on, which are bananas.
dan friesen
Well, it's much like what we've seen in Turkey already.
jordan holmes
Right.
You destroy, or the cultural revolution in China.
You destroy any kind of ability for educated, youthful people who are also the most unemployed in Iran.
You destroy any ability for them to gather, and then you can centralize power between people who use tradition and just overwhelming force to defeat them.
And that's the situation in Iran.
It is the protest.
As I wrote, it is the protest that all of us should be having that we are all incapable of having.
dan friesen
It has less to do with liberals wanting to cut women.
jordan holmes
No, it has nothing to do with women having their wombs removed.
dan friesen
No.
Or liberals being in favor of that.
I think that most liberal folk that I know do support, in as much as they can, the protests that are going on.
I don't think that there's any real legitimate way for us to support it.
jordan holmes
It's inexplicable that Nikki Haley would try and draw a UN conference to support protests that would abjectly destroy her life if they were to happen here.
dan friesen
Right.
But because they're in a state that we are opposed to, it's profitable.
It's almost like the inverse of the Arab Spring to some extent.
And it's really interesting to see Alex be very pro this time and very anti-about other states where similar things like this have happened.
jordan holmes
Well, Egypt and Saudi Arabia are our, quote, allies.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And Iran is our, quote, enemy.
And that's where you get into trouble.
dan friesen
Well, that's where this worldview is stupid.
jordan holmes
It is so stupid.
dan friesen
There are people.
jordan holmes
It is stupid.
dan friesen
They're people who have grievances.
jordan holmes
But that's the ultimate failure of nationalism.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
Nationalism suggests that the leaders of a country are the country.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
When in reality, most Americans are not Trump-like.
And yet, by Trump, I know one guy who is.
I do know one guy who is.
dan friesen
We talk about him a lot.
jordan holmes
I know, like, 37% of the population who is.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, it's that kind of situation.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think we're going to start to understand that dynamic a lot more as time goes on.
jordan holmes
Nations are a failure of humanity.
Anyways, let's keep going.
dan friesen
That's an interesting idea, and I kind of agree.
But be that as it may, I think the best case scenario and the best look for the world is collectivism, quite frankly.
jordan holmes
You're a globalist!
dan friesen
I am.
jordan holmes
I think.
I think we are too.
dan friesen
I think so.
I don't want to poison the water, but it is the idea.
So I was reading H.G. Wells.
jordan holmes
I mean, put it this way.
We specifically describe people who support this show as policy wonks, foreign policy wonks, and globalists.
dan friesen
That's a little tongue-in-cheek.
jordan holmes
That is tongue-in-cheek, and yet at the same time.
dan friesen
So Alex has got a lot of ideas on this episode.
He's got a lot of bullshit.
Like I told you, he had sort of vaguely turned against Bannon, but also was couching it before about this idea that this guy is a liar.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
In this next clip, we find on this Friday, he's turned.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
alex jones
He just sits there and goes, oh, I love Trump, and then sits back and watches his attempt to blow up the White House politically.
He lights the fuse, walks off the safe distance.
He goes, Is it snowing outside?
No, it's dandruff.
Ketchup stains down the front of him.
I'm the liberty movement.
I came with money and took over Bret Bart after he died.
I'm the kingpin.
I'm the god.
I'm the liberty movement.
Meanwhile, he's behind the scenes leaking everything.
The New York Times, Washington Post, by the way, leaking B-esque.
dan friesen
A couple of quick things.
Alex Jones, here's a direct quote from him: Infowars powers the Trump movement.
So that's a little fun.
Secondarily, Alex, don't fucking pretend that Bannon wasn't leaking to you.
Yeah.
Don't fucking pretend he wasn't leaking to Roger Stone.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
If he wasn't leaking directly to you, he was leaking to you through Roger Stone.
dan friesen
All of the narratives that Alex was pitching about how Kushner is a globalist and all this stuff, that's directly stuff that obviously had its genesis with Bannon.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Their feud in the White House, of course, was the driving force behind that.
dan friesen
And the whole time that Alex was pitching this narrative that Reince Priebus was the global, was the leaker, was almost certainly Steve Bannon saying that.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, because those two also had a bit of a feud.
A lot of feuds in this White House.
A lot of Palace intrigue.
jordan holmes
Not very well coordinated.
dan friesen
Right, so he should not be playing.
I mean, his audience doesn't fucking take the time to think about these things, but obviously most of his narratives came from Bannon.
jordan holmes
I mean, what's interesting to me is I don't think his audience actually gives a shit about the Palace Intrigue either.
dan friesen
No, I think they do.
jordan holmes
Do you think so?
dan friesen
I think so.
jordan holmes
From when you keep doing this other thing.
I don't know.
dan friesen
I think that they're fooled into thinking that there is some credibility to it.
Because I think the way that Alex sells it is that the Palace intrigue isn't just dicks being dicks.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Which is what it is.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I think that the way he sells it to his audience and the way that they ingest it is there is a team of globalists and then there's a team of Trump people.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And they're doing war.
And so this Palace intrigue isn't just the idea of your elites having petty squabbles.
It's actually one team who is trying to save the world.
It's the deep state versus the so he's been able to recontextualize and rebrand Palace Intrigue into a way that his audience does like.
I think that's probably most accurate.
unidentified
Is winners versus losers.
jordan holmes
They're all losers, but I think in his way that you make an Alex Jones audience interested in this dumb palace intrigue stuff is these are the good guys who are winning, just like we are all winning.
Right.
There's a counter-counter-revolution.
dan friesen
I think it's less winners and losers and more a misappropriation of stakes.
jordan holmes
But isn't that isn't that ultimately his idea of what his audience is interested in?
They want to see people win.
They want to see the winners.
dan friesen
White people win.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a good point.
dan friesen
Yeah, possibly.
But I think at the same time, he's already spent so much time couching, like, they might take him out.
They might, we might lose.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like that sort of thing.
jordan holmes
But it's always, it's always.
We're winning.
We're the winners.
We're winning all the time.
They're still coming after us.
And we're losing on all fronts.
But we're winning.
We're the winners.
We're always winning.
But we're on the edge of losing at all times.
dan friesen
And what does that tell you?
I think that tells you that the fight is really more important to the narrative than the winning or losing.
The presentation of winning and losing, he can sell either to move product and to keep people engaged.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
But without squabble, without fight, there is no way he can keep his machine moving.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's perpetual war on a political scale.
dan friesen
But like tomorrow, he could come out and he could do a show where he's like, we are fucking losing.
And he could use that.
Right.
He could use that to his advantage.
He couldn't use all is well.
Everybody is, everything's operating well.
Like, Trump is doing all the right things and people seem to be enjoying it.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
There's no way he could use that.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He needs the false boogeyman, the antagonist that is imagined in order to fuel his rhetoric.
jordan holmes
Which then we go back to his comment about the media needs Trump.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Like, there isn't, I do think there's an arguable position to support him in that analysis.
dan friesen
Well, only about himself.
If he's in the media, fair enough.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
Because I don't think that the media needs somebody to fight against.
I mean, I remember when I was younger watching McNeil Lehrer hour, and it was boring as hell, but at the same time, it was informative and it was the news.
jordan holmes
But that's where your position goes back to the very beginning, which is the news shouldn't care about ratings.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Just like Alex needs to move product, so does the news need to move advertising dollars.
dan friesen
Well, and that's another, I mean, that's a much bigger conversation, but I think we probably.
jordan holmes
And let's get into it now and solve it.
dan friesen
I mean, let's not, but I'll make my position totally clear.
Let's get rid of these fucking networks.
There's no point in them.
jordan holmes
Fuck you, Ruper Moderak.
dan friesen
Yeah, Murdock.
Anyway, anyway, he has worst things to say about Bannon.
alex jones
Right.
And running around, we now know the FBI fawning and agreeing with the Russia investigation in a hope to, I guess, sabotage the White House and have his cake and eat it too.
Because see the sociopaths and psychopaths or weak people that have been abused themselves and they go out and do it to others.
They feel like they're owed something.
I find a lot of times that's really what it is.
I think Bannon's kind of one of those.
He wants to show everybody he's the big man.
He's the tough guy.
He's the leader.
He's in control.
And he's got to overthrow everybody around him so he can feel like he's big.
He's number one.
jordan holmes
I agree with that.
alex jones
That's not the case with Wolfie and Stelter and Clinton.
They know exactly what they're doing and they hate everybody around them.
dan friesen
Great.
Man, she's a good person.
Are we going to do it, Jocelyn Elders?
jordan holmes
I'm all in on that impression.
dan friesen
So, like, dude, that, like, your yelling projection is totally the case there.
Like, he's projecting his psychology into another person, even to the point of, like, I don't want to fucking break the Goldwater rule.
I don't want to come down on Alex because I think he probably has some abuse in his history.
Like, I don't feel like that's good to mock or anything like that.
But even by his own words, like, the idea that whether or not she actually did, he felt like his mom said he couldn't get love after the age of five or six.
Like, that's a good idea.
jordan holmes
Although we may have information that says she did not do that.
dan friesen
No, probably not.
But that doesn't change that that's how he felt.
And that doesn't change that it's emotionally real to him.
alex jones
Right.
dan friesen
And, like, so.
jordan holmes
True, true.
You're right about that.
dan friesen
The fact that 35 years later he's on the radio crying, talking about that, that means that it's something real to him in some form or another.
Yes.
And to me, that indicates that there, I mean, he did not have a great childhood.
Something went wrong.
But I'm not making fun of him for that.
But I am saying that look at what he's saying about Steve Bannon.
He's like, you know, maybe he's just one of these guys who was abused and all that.
Pushing that off is weird.
And then after that, describing himself.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
That's troubling.
jordan holmes
Immediately describing himself.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, want to take down everyone around them to feel like the big man.
It's like, you've created a fake worldview to fight against.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, not just that, but look at the people that he has surrounded himself with.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
All of the people.
Everyone's gone.
All the people that, well, I mean.
dan friesen
Not currently, but everyone goes.
Everyone leaves.
jordan holmes
All the people that he has around himself currently are clearly people he can bully.
He can prove himself to be superior than.
Imagine if he's a bad person.
dan friesen
Rob Dude's an alpha.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, imagine if he hired somebody as competent as him.
They would be fired immediately.
dan friesen
It would be impossible, man.
There's no one as competent as him.
jordan holmes
All right.
All right.
All right, Dan.
dan friesen
No, I get what you mean.
jordan holmes
I don't mean competent because competent is too strong a word.
dan friesen
Right.
I don't know.
It bums me out.
It bums me out because the perspective that we have on him and the way he presents himself are so like he's so inconsistent with himself.
It just makes me sad.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Makes me bummed out.
jordan holmes
It's an interesting thing to have.
I don't know.
If you're capable of empathy, you often wind up being capable of empathy with, not to use his language, but with the devil or that kind of a thing.
dan friesen
Sympathy for the devil.
jordan holmes
That kind of, how many times have you read the childhood of a serial killer and been like, oh man, that must have been horrific.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
You have empathy for them.
At the same time, they need to be taken down.
Right.
You know?
dan friesen
Right.
Your behavior exceeds the empathy we have for you based on your circumstances.
And I think Alex is way past that.
Granted, he hasn't killed anybody or anything, but has he?
Nonk.
jordan holmes
Nonk.
dan friesen
Not a person.
jordan holmes
Horn.
dan friesen
Anyway, in this next clip, Alex.
jordan holmes
The only hero in Alex Jones' story is that.
dan friesen
We miss him.
In this next clip.
jordan holmes
Hashtag RAP Nock.
dan friesen
Alex Jones makes an assertion about the Globalists.
jordan holmes
I wish I hadn't said that either.
alex jones
And so they want to ruin and wreck civilization, and they are committed to doing it.
And they are committed to hurting you and your family, poisoning your food and water, watching your children be brain damaged while they strut around and watch and gloat and laugh.
None of these top leftists take vaccines.
None of them.
None of them eat GMO.
None of them are into aspartame.
It's for the president to drink and die.
And it's for us to drink and die or your mother to drink and die.
While they all just sit back and laugh as they literally have that.
They always go, we're falling and we're scum.
But when they walk around the shopping mall, they go, at least I'm hurting these people.
And how can I hurt somebody right now?
jordan holmes
So, so, so hold on, hold on.
dan friesen
They still go to malls.
jordan holmes
Sometimes Hillary will just go around to a shopping mall and just be like, well, at least I'm hurting these people.
I didn't win the presidency, but at least I'm hurting these people.
dan friesen
Interior shopping mall.
November 9th.
Bill and Hillary enter.
Walk past a Wetzel's pretzel.
jordan holmes
Very depressed.
Very depressed.
Very sad.
Many people coming up to them, giving them accolades, wishing them well, and their next thought is, Bill.
dan friesen
Bill, dialogue.
unidentified
Nah, Hillary, do you want a pretzel with cheese dip?
dan friesen
It'll make you feel better.
Hillary, dialogue.
Nah, I don't feel worthy of a pretzel right now.
I lost an election to Donald Trump.
Bill, now hold on.
Look around you.
Look to the left.
Look to the right.
You just saw two people that you hurt.
Keep your chin up, Hillary.
You're hurting these people, and that's what matters.
I lost the impression.
jordan holmes
Improv?
Rough.
Dan, when you are writing scripts, you are gold, my friend.
You are gold.
dan friesen
So ridiculous.
Fucking idea is just crazy.
That, like, I'll take solace in the fact that I'm hurting these people.
All right.
unidentified
Well, keep your chin up.
dan friesen
Also, like, statistically, that's not the case about people on the left taking vaccines.
No.
The largest percentage of people who don't take vaccines are on the right.
That is, you know, you find that within people who have, especially Tea Party-ish beliefs, much stronger distrust of vaccines.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
The more you know about vaccines, the less likely you are to not take them.
jordan holmes
On the same.
I don't know if that's necessarily true.
I find a lot of people on the left are also the people who are very distrustful of vaccines, of GMOs, like that type of situation.
unidentified
I think that's a different thing than vaccines.
dan friesen
Those are two completely different conversations.
jordan holmes
But do you know what is the same as vaccines?
What's that?
dan friesen
Totally dietary.
jordan holmes
Same thing.
dan friesen
Well, you know, it is the same through all of them, though.
They're all poisoning the well narratives.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
It's all boring anti-Semitism repackaged.
jordan holmes
I really thought you were almost at fuck Larry Nichols.
dan friesen
No, no.
But also, fuck Larry Nichols.
Yes.
So at this point, Alex, in that last clip, went off to commercial and he comes back and he's back on the stelter shit a little bit.
jordan holmes
Helter Stelter?
dan friesen
Hell, just stay all time.
He makes this claim that is crazy.
This is so unsupported by anything.
I just love it.
jordan holmes
I'm excited for this clip.
alex jones
This guy is a known charlatan.
It's simply insane.
Just like his son, Ryan Stelter.
I'm saying his spiritual son, because if you find the two smiling in photos, they're trying to keep all those photos off the internet.
Seriously.
Like photos of Hillary smiling.
They remove him because he looks like a great white shark once about to attack and breach the surface.
jordan holmes
So if I understand correctly, both Wolf and Stelter are attempting individually, because we do not have proof that they are related to each other.
Spiritually, they are.
dan friesen
You completely miss the point.
jordan holmes
No, I think my point is: why are they trying to keep pictures of themselves off the internet?
dan friesen
You are missing pronoun reference.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It is about the two of them, pictures of them being kept off the internet, but it's they who are doing it.
It's the globalists that are trying to keep.
jordan holmes
I thought it was both Stelter and Wolf who are like constantly on Google, like, get that off there!
alex jones
Get that off there!
dan friesen
Also, do a Google English church.
You'll find plenty of pictures of Stewand.
jordan holmes
So many pictures.
dan friesen
So many pictures.
It's complete horseshit.
But I love that idea because he can say stuff and it'd just be like a toss aside or whatever.
But even in that case, he's like, seriously.
Seriously.
I know that they're trying to keep pictures of them smiling off the internet because it shows how evil they are.
jordan holmes
Seems like a lot more work than is necessary.
Why?
How would you try and keep pictures of yourself off the internet?
dan friesen
You wouldn't, Alex.
jordan holmes
Don't they both have Facebook pages where they constantly update themselves with pictures?
dan friesen
Yeah.
And Alex in the past has said that he's tried to get a picture of himself off the internet.
There's a picture of him that he took for a magazine where he's like screaming at the camera.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I wish I had a clip of this just to have receipts and everything, but it seemed so unimportant to me when I was listening to episodes from like 2014 that I didn't capture a clip of it.
But he's just like, I wish I could get rid of that picture.
They told me it was going to be in the front.
It was on the back page.
They're like, okay, that's your problem?
Weird.
jordan holmes
Also, stelter is your problem?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's crazy.
jordan holmes
That's very strange.
dan friesen
But I think it's just because he has to deflect somehow, because he can't substantively talk about the wolf issue.
Right.
Like I said in that last couple clips back.
jordan holmes
Also, great name for our new show, The Wolf Issue.
dan friesen
The Wolf Issue?
Yeah.
He shot on Bannon a couple clips back or whatever, but he's still not fully committed to being able to talk about why.
He's not ready to get into the meat of have we been betrayed by one of the biggest influences of the last.
jordan holmes
By the fucking campaign manager and what?
Trump whisperer for the first year or for the first eight months of Trump's campaign?
Or Trump's office or Trump's presidency?
dan friesen
Well, but then also, I mean, who were the campaign managers?
There was Manafort indicted.
jordan holmes
Going to jail.
dan friesen
Roger Stone, Alex Jones' buddy.
jordan holmes
Probably going to jail.
dan friesen
And then Bannon.
jordan holmes
Theory.
dan friesen
Was Lewandowski a manager of the campaign or was he just like a weird dude?
Okay.
I thought he might have risen to that height.
jordan holmes
He was in there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
He also apparently sexually assaulted Joy Via, the woman who wore a Make America Great Again dress to the Grammys.
He made a big scene out of it, and then she was a frequent guest on Alex Jones' show talking about how bringing Trump into the musical world is going to be huge.
jordan holmes
And Lewandowski sexually assaulted her?
dan friesen
Yeah, recently.
Like at a party.
I don't think it was a New Year's Eve party.
I can't remember what it was, but she was at some big Trump party, and Lewandowski slapped her ass, and then was like, she was like, what?
And then he slapped her ass again, and apparently she's suing him.
unidentified
Great for her.
dan friesen
Yeah, great for her.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Alex isn't talking about it.
I mean, not good for her that she was sexually assaulted, but good for her that she felt.
I mean, because fuck it.
As we just saw recently, one of the Roy Moore accusers, her house was burned down, and it is too early to speculate and say that it was by a Roy Moore supporter.
dan friesen
But it was by a Roy Moore.
Otherwise, it's a wild coincidence.
Anyway, just so I have some validation here, this is from Politico.
Joy Via, who drew headlines for wearing a Make America Great Again dressed at the Grammys earlier this year, was celebrating the president's first year in office at a holiday party at the Trump International Hotel in Washington in late November when Lewandowski slapped her behind.
After she objected, he dismissed her concerns and slapped her behind again, Via said in an interview Friday.
Via 31 said she was circulating in the ballroom of the invite-only party with a friend who brought her over to introduce her to Lewandowski, whom she had never met.
Her first impression, she said, was that he seemed dismissive of her, and he rolled his eyes when he thought she wanted to pose for a photo with him.
I said, if you're busy, don't worry about it.
We don't have to take a photo, Via, recalling Lewandow telling Lewandowski, who remains close with the president and attended a contentious Oval Office meeting on political strategy earlier this week.
But Via said another reveler pushed her toward him, and she ended up standing next to him posing for a photo, despite his seeming lack of interest.
I'm wearing a silver suit and stretchy pants, and after the photo, he smacks my ass really hard, Via said.
It was completely demeaning and shocking.
In the moment, Via said she confronted him.
I said, watch it.
Half joking.
I said, I can report you for sexual harassment.
Lewandowski's response, she said, was almost as shocking as the original slap.
He said, go ahead.
I work in the private sector, Via recalled.
Then he smacks my ass again.
Via's recollection of the incident was corroborated by a friend who witnessed the exchange.
The friend said he wished to remain anonymous in part because of Lewandowski's continued influence in Trump circles.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So Alex won't talk about that.
He's willing to have her on when she's a propaganda tool, wearing a MAGA dress, but he's not willing to treat her like a human.
jordan holmes
Hey, maybe MAGA people take that to heart.
dan friesen
And also, this one.
jordan holmes
You are valuable right up until the point where you are not, and you will be whatever it is they feel like.
dan friesen
And this also calls into memory of Lewandowski's assault on that reporter lady back, I think it was during the campaign, if I recall correctly.
I can't remember the timeline of that exactly, but if you watch the video of that, he absolutely grabs her, and it's pretty bad.
jordan holmes
It's hard to imagine anybody in the Trump circle not being a monster.
I mean, in many different ways.
Like, even look.
dan friesen
That's why none of this is humanizing for Bannon.
jordan holmes
I get Pence probably hasn't sexually harassed outside of his marriage, but he's a monster.
dan friesen
Unless you use Alex Jones' own logic about Jim Comey.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a good point.
dan friesen
You know, these guys who are uptight, they're the ones who are going to be aware of the money.
jordan holmes
They're the ones you've got to worry about.
dan friesen
And if that's the case, then Mike Pence is the American psycho.
jordan holmes
Mike Pence does seem to have all of the Dennis Hastert signals.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, he's got all of those characteristics.
I'm not saying he's ever done anything.
I'm definitely not accusing him of anything.
I'm just saying that the parallels between the way his positions have been laid forth very Hesterdian.
dan friesen
I feel like he's more like that Foley.
I remember that.
jordan holmes
Mick Foley?
dan friesen
Yes.
Dave Foley.
He's thrown off the hell in a cell.
No, who is that congressman, Foley?
jordan holmes
Dave Foley?
dan friesen
No, the guy with the wide stance at the, he was trying to surf for sex at a public bathroom.
jordan holmes
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
dan friesen
I can't remember his first name.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I can't remember his first name at all.
dan friesen
It's more like that.
That's the vibe I get more from him.
Not abusing people, but like just impressed with a secret.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And I'm not saying he's gay necessarily, but a secret.
Some sort of secret.
jordan holmes
He's got something there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
Okay.
dan friesen
Not fully human in experience.
jordan holmes
Full-on full-on conspiracy theory.
I like it.
I'm going to go out on a full-on limb here.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Stone is working with the FBI.
dan friesen
I mean, I don't think that's that crazy to think at this point.
jordan holmes
I don't think it's that crazy.
dan friesen
I mean, Stone is a good person.
Two months ago, we had that clip of him telling Alex straight up, Trump is fucking with you.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, Stone seems like the guy who, if I was the FBI, I would lean on Stone and Stone would be like, oh, shit, yeah, I'm going to toss everybody over.
I'm Stone.
I don't give a fuck.
dan friesen
He's had a life of self-preservation.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
To an extent that he's been able to navigate being intimately involved with any number of scandalous impeached president.
Yeah.
Disgraced president, a lot of campaigns that did not work out, and he's still able to survive and have some sort of stock.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And I don't think you do that necessarily by playing clean.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And great.
jordan holmes
Stone is much like Survivor in that, or Stone is much like Beyonce in that he is a survivor.
dan friesen
He ain't going to give up.
jordan holmes
And he has a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back.
dan friesen
Sure.
Beyonce got that X and Tat.
Look, obviously, I don't think that I'm going to co-sign your conspiracy theory, but if it does come out that he snitched or something like that, it would not surprise me at all.
jordan holmes
Right in line, yeah.
dan friesen
It wouldn't surprise me at all, especially because of like he's the only person who in the Infowars milieu who gets it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like in terms of with this Bannon stuff, with this Wolf stuff, he's the only person who's been on the show who's been like, guys.
Like you could almost see him being on video being like, please stop.
Please don't do this.
Don't do this.
This is unraveling.
This is how you unravel is by giving credibility to this kind of a story.
You don't have to attack this.
jordan holmes
He knows because he has decades of whole thing.
Is there.
dan friesen
He's smarter than everyone else.
jordan holmes
Is there a genuine possibility that Stone is the smartest person that has been around Trump so far?
dan friesen
He's the smartest person who's on InfoWars, I think, for sure.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, but that's not a high bar to cross.
dan friesen
Now, the only problem, though, too, is that he has such a hair-trigger rage.
He has such an anger about him, which is not what a smart person would have.
jordan holmes
That's true, that's true.
dan friesen
But at the same time, freaking out and calling women cunts on Twitter and stuff like that doesn't have the political ramifications of believing a creative nonfiction writer inexplicably.
jordan holmes
It doesn't have the same connotations.
dan friesen
Well, like historically, I mean, think about this.
Think about this.
Historically, over the last year or so, it's been pretty clear that Bannon and Roger Stone aren't working in parallel.
Right.
There have been a number of times where Roger Stone has attacked Bannon for various things, and the two of them don't see eye to eye on stuff.
Yes.
Immediately after this story came out, when Roger was being interviewed on InfoWars, his take on it was, I know Michael Wolf.
This is nonsense.
And then beyond that, like, look, I mean, you know, Bannon goes around wearing too many button-up shirts at the same time, and that's fucking stupid.
But look, we are co-workers.
We're colleagues.
We're not like, I'm going to attack the enemies.
I'm not going to attack our allies.
And that is telling to me.
Right.
Because he knows that this could uncover something.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the only way it's going to uncover anything is if the people break ranks.
Exactly.
The people in the Alex Jones propaganda world, the people in Trump's save yourself kind of mentality working.
The only way things are going to get bad is if they all start freaking out, and he's trying to keep it together.
And Alex can't, I don't think he can get it.
I think that he's going to lose it.
jordan holmes
I don't think Stone is a mastermind by any stretch.
I think Stone has.
dan friesen
This isn't mastermind strategy.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I think Stone just knows how to hitch his wagon and when to unhitch his wagon.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
And when like he knows how to turn a wagon.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like it's just very basic stuff.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Very basic.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
Anyway, in this next clip.
jordan holmes
Weird tangent, but let's get on.
dan friesen
Alex Jones compares Donald Trump to a historical figure in a very interesting way.
alex jones
And Trump will be known as a titan of liberty.
Someone that delivered.
Someone that was honorable.
And you all try to write the annals that he wasn't.
But just like the British history books said William Wallace was this and that and a thief and a piece of garbage and a coward, everybody knows in history now he wasn't a coward.
He was an armor man.
Because everybody intrinsically knows everything you say is a pile of garbage.
You are the lie.
jordan holmes
You want to talk about William Wallace a little bit?
dan friesen
But before I do, I'd like to say that pretty much nothing historically is known about William Wallace except for around 1297 to 1298.
That's pretty much the only period that's known about him.
Everything else comes from an epic poem called The Acts and Deeds of Sir William Wallace, Knights of Airdese, Araldesee, written around 1470 by Blind Harry the Minstrel.
Harry wrote from oral tradition to.
jordan holmes
Blind Harry the Minstrel, amazing information about him, could see perfectly, could not play the liar.
dan friesen
Interesting.
Interesting.
jordan holmes
Really, it was like a fake news.
dan friesen
Fake news name.
jordan holmes
It was like a really tall guy being named Tidy.
dan friesen
Anyway, he came up with this Acts and Deeds of Sir William Wallace 170 years after William Wallace lived.
And, you know, historians think that it's a very unauthoritative take on William Wallace.
But everybody knows that Beowulf was lying and most of the poem is clearly at variance with known historical facts and records of the period and is either fabricated using traditional chivalric motifs or borrowed from exploits of others and attributed to William Wallace.
Right.
The only things that we know about William Wallace are a couple of battles.
jordan holmes
He was a British noble.
dan friesen
He's a Scottish dude who was a fucking, he was angry.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He was angry.
There was unrest at the time.
The British were imposing a bunch of taxes that he didn't like on Scotland.
And so he assassinated a dude.
And in the telling of Blind Harry and then the movie with the great, great, not anti-Semitic motives.
jordan holmes
Hold on.
Hold on.
Reign it in.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
In that movie, the story is told as this guy was trying to kill his wife and he saved his wife, or it was in response to that in some way.
And there's no historical record that backs that up.
jordan holmes
None at all.
dan friesen
It was probably just about taxation.
Right.
Which actually triggers Alex even more than a wife, certainly.
And then the other thing is the Battle of Falkirk.
jordan holmes
As far as I understand, the only thing that William Wallace is actually known to have done is fight on a bridge while everybody's running away.
dan friesen
He lost a battle, the Battle of Falkirk, where he was very overly confident, and the British fucking destroyed him.
And granted, he escaped and was brutally murdered.
Brutally.
jordan holmes
He wasn't good.
dan friesen
The execution that they gave him, but there is historical record of that, and that is like that's nuts.
And the idea.
jordan holmes
He was drawn and quartered, if I remember correctly.
dan friesen
Even more than that.
I mean, that's not even the extent of it.
They hung him, but not to kill him.
They hung him and then cut him down when he was about to go unconscious and then disemboweled him.
Right.
And they put his head on a spike.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but that was standard for the time.
dan friesen
No, it's excessive.
The levels to, like, they kept almost killing him and then being like, no, we're going to kill you again.
jordan holmes
It's weird to know that how.
dan friesen
It was massive torture.
jordan holmes
It's weird to know how good people used to be at that.
dan friesen
They were great.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They were really good at that.
Not good at doctors, diseases, but goddamn it if they couldn't kill a guy.
dan friesen
Well, by the way, you could assume that they could have fucked it up and accidentally killed him early in the torture that they were trying to kill.
jordan holmes
And they kind of.
dan friesen
And they got lucky and he didn't die before they had finished torturing him.
jordan holmes
Well, now that said, it's entirely possible that he died after they hung him and they just kept doing it.
Like, at the time, they would often dig people up and put them on trial again.
dan friesen
It's my understanding that he was alive afterwards, as he was being disemboweled.
But be that as it may, that sort of time machine.
jordan holmes
No, we need to disembowel a guy and see if he can survive that.
dan friesen
Got to hang him first.
This, like, to me.
jordan holmes
I nominate stone.
dan friesen
This is the important piece.
That sort of capital punishment was excessive, even for the time.
And the fact that they would give that to someone means that this was not just a normal person who had failed in a battle or something like that.
It was someone who the British fucking hated.
And they hated him for some reason.
But unfortunately, the historical records that we have don't tell exactly what that was.
And there's no real reason to think he was a super honorable person.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Most of the accounts that come from that time are he's a brutal fucking dude.
Like he would behave in ways like the British that killed him.
And that might actually explain why they did that to him.
I'm not entirely sure.
But Alex saying that history has borne out that he was an honorable person or blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes
Not true.
dan friesen
There's literally no way for him to know that.
jordan holmes
Right.
Ah, movie.
Right.
dan friesen
It's a movie, or if you want to give Alex a little more credibility, which you shouldn't, oral tradition from this guy who is the Jonathan Wolf, or I'm sorry, Michael Wolf of his time.
jordan holmes
Nice parallel.
Nicely done.
Way to slam dunk that.
dan friesen
Blind Harry is the fake news of his time.
jordan holmes
That's right, because he could see.
dan friesen
And Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
How else could he write it down?
dan friesen
Alex, I got news for you, baby.
We don't need history to determine how bad a dude Trump is.
That's happening concurrently.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
And everyone has already known that for a while.
Anyway, this next clip, Alex Jones tries to make a metaphor and fails.
alex jones
Losers!
Trash!
Filth!
I mean, I just cannot express to you enough that we have to really not hate these people, but you don't hate a rotting dead literal demons.
Carcass of a hog or a horse or a deer over on the side of the highway, but you don't want to run up to it and wallow in it and kiss it and marry it or take it home and put it in the bed with you.
You don't take a dead, rotting horse with thousands of maggots on it and go stick it in your bed and curl up to it at night and love it and celebrate it.
You just stay away from it.
Okay.
But see, we can't stay away because these people run our lives because they crave it.
dan friesen
So that's where the metaphor falls apart.
I mean, it was bad from the drum.
The metaphor is that the globalists are a dead carcass by the side of the road.
jordan holmes
And they crave you grabbing them and taking them.
And bringing them to bed with you?
dan friesen
I guess.
So his advice, I guess, is that you shouldn't take a carcass to bed.
It's fine.
I don't think anyone kisses carcasses.
I know that's metaphorical, but I guess what he's saying is I guess what he's saying is don't fuck a globalist.
But if that's the case.
jordan holmes
I think what he's saying is he fucked a dead deer one time.
unidentified
It's simple enough not to fuck a globalist, I guess.
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's these sorts of metaphors that leave way more questions than answers.
Because it's like, okay, okay, I get you.
You see a dead animal on the side of the road, leave it alone.
jordan holmes
Right.
unidentified
Great.
jordan holmes
Bad.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Dead animal, bad.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
I'm with you on that metaphor.
dan friesen
Yeah, leave it alone.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
There's a State Department that's paid for through taxes and regulations that will clean that up eventually.
You leave it alone.
jordan holmes
Well, not if Trump has his way.
dan friesen
Well, Alex is going to have to take that carcass home then.
But be that as it may.
jordan holmes
There's nothing going to be left for him to fuck.
dan friesen
The issue to me comes to where is the bridge.
Like with a metaphor.
A metaphor is only as good as the connection to reality.
jordan holmes
I-90 West?
dan friesen
Sure.
Like, where is it?
Where is the connection to the point that he's trying to make?
The point he's trying to make is that globalists.
jordan holmes
Wait, was he trying to make a point?
dan friesen
Well, it starts with him saying that these globalists, you shouldn't hate them, you should pity them.
Much like you pity an animal dead by the side of the road.
jordan holmes
I suppose.
dan friesen
But then it pivots to the animal by the side of the road is dangerous in some way because it wants to take over your life.
jordan holmes
So the animal is vaccines?
I don't know.
dan friesen
It's all still globalists, but I don't know.
unidentified
I don't know.
I don't get it.
dan friesen
I don't get it.
It's troubling.
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Troubling, if true.
dan friesen
We can leave that aside.
We got one more clip, Jordan.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And in this next clip, Alex decides to get into hot topics.
alex jones
Pop.
dan friesen
The pop, hot topics.
jordan holmes
Like the mall that Hillary goes to to say that she hurt somebody.
dan friesen
No, this is about a YouTube celebrity.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's the guy who did the thing with the suicide guy.
dan friesen
Logan.
jordan holmes
Why are we doing this?
dan friesen
Well, actually, this is interesting because my prediction was that Alex would be solely defending Logan Paul.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
I thought for sure.
Well, here's a couple things.
He's white.
He's a male.
jordan holmes
That's a good start.
dan friesen
I thought for sure.
jordan holmes
Full stop.
That's why he would defend him.
dan friesen
Also, strictly speaking, I support Logan Paul making that video.
jordan holmes
Interesting take.
dan friesen
But just based on free speech.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I think he should suffer all the consequences of doing it.
unidentified
Good point.
dan friesen
But I don't think you should say don't do it.
jordan holmes
Fair.
dan friesen
It's incredibly disgraceful.
It indicates a lack of humanity on your part.
But the idea of saying don't do it, or like we should stop you from making this video or we should censor you.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That to me is like, I mean, that falls right in line with Alex Jones' principles of defending free speech.
And I thought for sure this is not someone he would think is evil or a target because he's a white male.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
I thought for sure Alex would be like, everyone's trying to come down on Logan Paul.
unidentified
We got to defend him.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He has a very different take.
jordan holmes
I'm interested to hear what his take is.
dan friesen
Well, it's.
jordan holmes
Is it standard?
dan friesen
No, it's chaos.
And then at the end, he gets to globalists?
More or less.
jordan holmes
He gets back to dead carcasses on the side of the road.
dan friesen
He betrays his own positions for a bit out of pettiness.
And then at the end of this clip that I'm about to play, he slammed dunks it.
No, he turns it into something really fucking weird.
alex jones
All right.
Logan Paul video, YouTube users act fast who re-upload suicide force video despite it being taken down.
And then YouTube doesn't take it down.
After it had tens of millions of views, he took it down and then does a sorry video.
And it's all a big joke.
And because it's nasty and it's not masculine and it's done in a little demonic, gremlin-like way.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
They leave it up.
But then.
jordan holmes
All right.
alex jones
We show army troops saving children from a burning van, and they take it down because they don't want you to see army troops saving kids out of a van.
jordan holmes
No idea what this is.
unidentified
That's YouTube.
dan friesen
I don't know either.
And I don't know the specifics of this, but if I had to guess, I would say that Alex Jones' video also had other pieces in it.
I would assume it wasn't just straight video of Army troops saving kids.
I would say that there was probably something that broke terms of service or something like that, because it takes a lot for YouTube to take something down.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It takes a great deal.
jordan holmes
Or it takes you using a song that Disney doesn't want you to use.
dan friesen
Right, but you can do that if you don't have an audience.
But once you have enough people watching, then they'll start to be like, shut that down.
Cla like copyright claims.
alex jones
Right, right.
jordan holmes
DMCA.
There's a decent bill.
dan friesen
Like, I mean, there's a decent chance that someone who was in that video that Alex shot made a complaint or something like that didn't want it up or something like that because they know the context of Alex Jones and InfoWars.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
I don't know if that's the case, but that's a possible explanation for it.
So, like, but you see why he's kind of pissed off about it is that we have videos taken down.
They don't take this down.
What the fuck?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Which is not a free speech position.
It's not principled.
jordan holmes
No.
alex jones
I mean, it's a true culture of little, weak, twisted people sitting there.
We've got them on video going, our main mission is to stop Alex Jones and people like him.
And all we do is delist it so nobody can see it.
jordan holmes
I mean, ours is.
alex jones
And then we have it in Congress and everywhere saying, shut us down.
Why?
unidentified
Because you can see what they are.
alex jones
They go hang out in Japan, it turns out, for weeks, waiting for somebody to go to this famous forest where it's kind of like a Romeo Juliet story where a young girl killed herself for love, and then hundreds have gone there and hung themselves, killed themselves, and so he goes and makes a big joke and makes fun of the dead body, disgracing some poor soul who took their own life.
And because it's so dishonorable, so twisted, so weak, so pathetic, so poisonous.
Give three more things so heartless, so soulless that if they can get young people to get off on somebody's misery and their rotting dead body and make fun of it and then make money off of it and do it while you're wearing a Yoda hat, all of it perfectly done.
This is a psyop, folks.
This is all staged.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
To turn wisdom on its head.
It's all archetype.
Do you think Yoda would go make fun of some dead body?
Again, that archetype, this is what it's all about.
dan friesen
That's what it's all about.
jordan holmes
Do you think, Dan?
dan friesen
Yoda?
Do you think he would do this?
alex jones
No, no.
jordan holmes
Dan, I need to ask you this question.
Deadly serious.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
Do you think Yoda would do something like that?
dan friesen
I have a bracelet, WWYD.
And I say, no.
jordan holmes
You don't think so?
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
Yoda seems like a very charismatic figure.
He might do a lot of different things.
dan friesen
I know that Yoda spent a lot of time in Dagobah, just hanging out, right?
That's the swamp, right?
unidentified
He did.
dan friesen
I'm not enough a nerd to know this, but I remember.
I don't think he.
Okay.
But he hung out in that swamp for a long time, just like sort of honing his skills and being in hiding, waiting for Luke to show up.
alex jones
Uh-uh.
jordan holmes
Was not honing his skills.
dan friesen
I'm sure he practiced a little bit.
jordan holmes
No, he was in hiding.
dan friesen
But he was practicing along the side.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
After his defeat at the hands of the emperor, Emperor Palpatine, Darth Sidious, he then had to retreat and escape from that.
dan friesen
But do you think there's a fucking chance he was sitting around in that swamp and not practicing?
unidentified
I'm assuming there was a shit ton of dead bodies in that swamp.
dan friesen
I bet he practiced a whole bunch with his lightsaber.
jordan holmes
No, he did not.
He didn't have a lightsaber.
dan friesen
He did in the fucking prequels.
jordan holmes
He did in the prequels, but he didn't have it in the Empire Strikes Back.
dan friesen
He just didn't need to show it.
jordan holmes
What do you mean?
dan friesen
Real power doesn't need to be flexed.
unidentified
All right?
dan friesen
That's what I'm getting at.
No, but no.
jordan holmes
All right, you've sold me.
dan friesen
What I'm saying is.
jordan holmes
If he had a lightsaber at Dagobah, he would have actually fucking sparred with Luke, and he did not do that.
No, he just hung out on Luke's back.
dan friesen
He didn't think that Luke was worthy.
Look, here's the issue.
The issue is he had a lot of time on his hand.
jordan holmes
That is the issue.
dan friesen
He could have started.
jordan holmes
Just like Logan Paul.
dan friesen
He could have started a YouTube series if he wanted to.
True.
And he didn't.
And that's how we know canonically he wouldn't do that.
So based on the Star Wars canon, Alex is correct.
Yoda would not do that.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
It is not a psyop.
jordan holmes
Here's not a psyop.
Here's my take.
dan friesen
Logan Paul's video is not a psyop, but that's the perfect Alex Jones thing to say.
jordan holmes
That is the perfect Alex Jones.
What is that a PSYOP on?
dan friesen
This is the longest pause in the show's history.
I have no idea.
jordan holmes
What would the PSYOP be?
dan friesen
Hold on, let me scroll it back.
I think he explains it a little bit.
Okay.
alex jones
And then make money off of it.
And do it while you're wearing a Yoda hat.
All of it perfectly done.
This is a psyop, folks.
This is all staged.
To turn wisdom on its head, it's all archetypal.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
You think Yoda would go make fun of some dead body?
Again, that archetype?
This is what it's all about.
dan friesen
Okay, I know 100% what he's talking about.
Okay.
But go ahead.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
You go first.
dan friesen
Alex is pretending that Logan Paul wearing a Yoda cartoony hat is some sort of a symbol that is to be like a cue to the initiated of what's going on here.
Have you read that blog?
There's a blog called Vigilant Citizen.
jordan holmes
The answer before you even ask that question is no.
dan friesen
There's a blog called Vigilant Citizen, and it's one of the biggest examples of this.
They believe that symbology runs the world.
Right.
And so all the celebrities are.
unidentified
Like, I know the name of the rose.
dan friesen
Ah?
jordan holmes
The name of the Yoda.
dan friesen
Would the Rose do this?
alex jones
No.
dan friesen
But like celebrities putting one hand over their eyes.
jordan holmes
Actually, that's a mystery.
Anyways, keep going.
dan friesen
Well, like that, for one example, the eye of Horace or the blocking one of your eyes is a symbol of initiation into the Illuminati and that sort of thing.
jordan holmes
Everybody knows that.
dan friesen
And whenever you see checkerboard floors in a movie, that's a cue to the initiated that this is a scene.
Yeah, all that stuff.
And so I think that what Alex is trying to get at without having to spell it out, because he knows his audience goes to those blogs and they're into that conspiracy shit too.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He's trying to say that the fact that he wore his hat, that hat, is an indication to you that all this is a fuck fucking failure.
All of this is fake.
It is just trying to scar you.
It's trying to fuck with you and turn wisdom on its head.
That's the part I don't understand.
jordan holmes
Well, no, if I understand correctly, as opposed, like in regards to the turn wisdom on its head, you've got Yoda as a hat.
dan friesen
Symbol of wisdom, hats.
jordan holmes
Next to dead body being worn by an asshole.
And so you're turning wisdom on its head.
dan friesen
I don't know what to say.
jordan holmes
Because Yoda.
dan friesen
I've got to be honest, I already don't follow what you're saying.
jordan holmes
No, okay.
All right.
dan friesen
So you got this.
You were just saying elements of things.
jordan holmes
Okay.
So you got an asshole.
He's wearing a Yoda hat.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
And then he goes and mocks a dead body.
I don't know.
This is one story, like so many other stories, where I went, nah, fuck this.
I don't give a shit.
Everybody can die.
dan friesen
Yeah, as soon as I saw it, I was like, hard pass.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
unidentified
But also at the same time, this is a story, and I was like, everybody should die.
dan friesen
I saw this and I was like, I don't know why anyone's surprised by this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, the escalation of people who need attention on YouTube is, I mean, there's a finite way that you can shock people.
PewDiePie has already come out and done Nazi shit.
Here is what are you going to do?
Show a dead body.
jordan holmes
Here's a bad idea.
dan friesen
And then at the same time, Rob Hubel has that YouTube Red show, Do You Want to See a Dead Body?
Which is where it's just fake.
jordan holmes
It's very funny.
dan friesen
Right.
And there's no reason to think that people wouldn't, like people who are exploitative wouldn't take that to the next level.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
The Suicide Forest in Japan, I can't remember the name of it because I don't remember Japanese words.
But like, that's a real place where you can be definitely, you guarantee you'll see a dead body if you go in there.
unidentified
Weird.
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, I've read a bunch of stuff about it since, and it's like, yeah.
jordan holmes
Suicide culture in Japan is a whole different thing.
dan friesen
It's wild.
But like, there's no situation wherein he could have embarked on this without thinking he would see a dead body.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So the idea of like, oh, it's an accident or it's unplanned is nonsense.
But we don't need to unpack that.
It's about what Alex is saying.
jordan holmes
Here's my point.
My point is this.
If we are to follow along with what Alex said, Yoda, the Yoda hat, is the symbol of wisdom.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
They're turning on its head by going into a clearly exploitative place and having an asshole see a dead body and do whatever he did.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So Yoda, our symbol of wisdom, is then associated with the asshole doing whatever he did.
dan friesen
Well, in that case.
jordan holmes
And thus, you see that symbol of wisdom and go, well, wisdom would do this, and so it destroys wisdom for you.
dan friesen
In that case, go with an owl.
Like, I mean, go with a more classical symbol.
jordan holmes
Why would you go with a classical symbol?
You're trying to reach the millennials, man.
You're trying to reach the kids.
dan friesen
Because they fucking use the eye of Horace.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
That's not something millennials are going to vibe with.
jordan holmes
I didn't see the video.
dan friesen
Egyptology?
jordan holmes
I didn't see the video because the headline I saw was YouTube star, and then I lit my phone on fire.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
Like, I was done.
dan friesen
I think it's fascinating that Alex, I mean, it's clear that his complaints come from pettiness.
But, like, they censored one video why.
jordan holmes
You can get more views.
dan friesen
Why does he get away with it and I don't?
Yeah.
That certainly is in play.
jordan holmes
And then I think the issue for Alex was: why isn't the symbol of wisdom an Alex Jones hat?
dan friesen
God damn, we've got to make some Alex Jones hats.
jordan holmes
Oh, I would wear an Alex Jones hat.
Just a hat of Alex Jones with his mouth right here and then his.
Okay.
dan friesen
And you pull on a little cord and it screams at people.
jordan holmes
Yep.
Like one of those cards where you open it and it goes, I love you.
Like that kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
The globalts are coming.
jordan holmes
Now I want an Alex Jones doll.
dan friesen
If we had endless resources, the things we could make.
But be that as it may.
jordan holmes
The bad ideas we could make reality.
dan friesen
Be that as it may, I'm fucking flummoxed by everything that Alex Jones is doing because he should be supporting Logan Paul based on his philosophies.
There's nothing that he did that breaches free speech.
He was in Japan.
jordan holmes
Right.
Which is already, you're on board.
dan friesen
He doesn't give a shit.
He doesn't give a shit about that person who died in that forest.
unidentified
Of course.
dan friesen
He doesn't care at all.
He exploits people who have died for rhetorical points all the time.
jordan holmes
Huge fan.
dan friesen
He did it earlier with Breitbart.
jordan holmes
He's a huge fan of people who die.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He said that Steve Bannon came in with a bunch of money and disgraced Breitbart's reputation.
Right.
I mean, he's using Breitbart as a tool.
jordan holmes
Which makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
He's using Andrew Breitbart as a prop in his attack of Bannon.
So he doesn't care about people who died and all that shit.
Right.
I don't think necessarily that there's any law against videotaping a dead body.
jordan holmes
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I don't.
dan friesen
Obviously, there's not.
jordan holmes
I don't.
dan friesen
The basis of death exists.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Obviously, that's not the case.
jordan holmes
I mean, there's always going to be a fascination with dead bodies.
dan friesen
Sure.
With really fucked up people.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm just.
jordan holmes
Not necessarily even fucked up people.
unidentified
Like, there's a weird, I don't know, I've never felt that way.
jordan holmes
Human incident.
Dude, somebody when I was in high school was like, let's watch Faces of Death.
And I was like, let's turn you into one of those faces of death.
I don't want to see this.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
This is gross and wrong.
Which is not to take some sort of high ground.
It's just like, fuck you.
I don't need that shit in my life.
dan friesen
No, I had friends who would watch stuff like that, and I'd go to the other room.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, I'd just be like, nope, no, no, no, no.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a big no.
Hard pass.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But your argument that there is a fascination with some, I would argue they're fucked up, but yeah, sure.
There are people who watch these beheading videos.
jordan holmes
I mean, when you're in the middle of the moment, if you get into one of the most popular podcasts now is My Favorite Murder, and all they do is talk about serial killers.
dan friesen
But that's the minutiae of it and the psychology.
jordan holmes
That's different than actually watching dead bodies.
Yeah, or actually watching people die.
dan friesen
Wallowing in the actual death of it is different than the circumstances that surround it, the clues, the psychology.
I think that's very different.
jordan holmes
I just don't think it's a pathology.
I don't think it's some sort of.
dan friesen
If Logan Paul, instead of wandering into a dead body and then sort of laughing and clowning a little bit, had off-camera found a dead body and then staged the whole thing.
Or, no, no, respectfully sort of discussed the experience of it and then also was like, there was a note by it because a lot of people who kill themselves in that forest leave notes.
jordan holmes
Call Larry Nichols.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But like, there is a way that he could have done it in a my favorite murder style or a serial style that would have been much more tasteful.
It still would be disrespectful to the person who died because they didn't consent to be a part of his stunt or whatever.
jordan holmes
But it wouldn't be as to clarify that position, I think it wouldn't be respectful to the people who cared about the person who died.
The moment you die, you don't give, you don't exist.
So go fuck yourself.
dan friesen
I'm not clear I agree with you on that, but it's not worth arguing.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
It's absolutely not worth arguing.
dan friesen
I think that your rights do extend after death to an extent.
jordan holmes
Disagree.
Not worth arguing.
dan friesen
I'm going to desecrate your fucking corpse.
Please do.
Well, see, there, that already is consent.
jordan holmes
See, now that's the issue.
Yeah.
dan friesen
See, that's different.
Now I don't care.
jordan holmes
No, you don't care.
No, you won't desecrate my corpse because the issue.
dan friesen
I mean, there's a lot of issues, and a lot of them are really, really salient about the idea of going and doing this indicates so much more about who you are.
And that's a problem.
But I don't think it's necessarily YouTube's place or anyone in charge's place to say, I will censor this.
And I'm 90% on that side.
I'm also 100% certain that's Alex's side.
Right, right, right.
I'd actually want to take myself down to about 70% because I do think that grace comes into it.
I think that I don't think that governing bodies should be able to tell you what you can and can't say, but I think we need to be much more active punishing people for stuff that is distasteful.
unidentified
Not distasteful, but wrong.
dan friesen
Like, there's a difference.
jordan holmes
I think I would circle back.
dan friesen
It's the difference between conservatism and Nazism.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Both are distasteful.
One is wrong.
jordan holmes
Which one?
Fuck you.
I think we always wind up going back to, like in this particular circumstance, I think I start from the place of, as we've discussed before with our friend, being rich is a morally questionable decision.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
And societies that allow strict wealth are doing all the way back there and say being a YouTube star is a morally questionable decision.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
Well, but it's not a decision.
I mean, it's a decision that he made as a child, and his parents sort of reinforced in it.
It went, and actually.
unidentified
See, but then I get back to why the fuck do we care?
jordan holmes
You don't need to.
I hope he dies.
I don't give a fuck about this Logan Paul motherfucker.
dan friesen
Interestingly, we can stop here.
But our friend, who I mean, we all agree with this sentiment, but she just summed it up so perfectly with the being wealthy is a morally suspicious choice.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Great tweet for Katie McVeigh.
jordan holmes
All of the words are perfect, too.
Katie nailed it.
dan friesen
Look her up on Twitter because she wrote a very, very salient and concise essay about Logan Paul and about what he embodies.
And there is a lot of that white privilege, that white male privilege that wouldn't think for a second that this is wrong to do.
She unpacks a lot of those ideas much more saliently than we can do.
jordan holmes
Very talented and great person.
dan friesen
Let's jump off this and just say it's fucked up that Alex Jones doesn't support him because it's right in his support base.
jordan holmes
Yes, it's out of character.
dan friesen
And I think that's just, I don't know why that is.
I can't figure out.
But then even beyond that.
jordan holmes
I think pettiness.
Again, we get back to why is it that Logan Paul seems to get more views than he does?
That's where we get back to.
dan friesen
We're getting trapped in a cycle, and let's kick out of it just to say that Alex Jones' rant about Brian Stelter, of course, is stupid, but at the same time, it's wild.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Makes no sense.
Insane, but boring.
alex jones
Yes.
dan friesen
A lot of these other things, Trump being like William Wallace.
I mean, that's, I don't know.
jordan holmes
What else we got?
dan friesen
I don't know, Wolf.
I don't know.
I think we've ended in the same place we started.
unidentified
I don't think we learned anything.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
May the wolf eat your flesh.
dan friesen
I don't think we learned anything.
jordan holmes
I think that's where we got back to.
dan friesen
Anyway, it's time for us to wrap this up.
So please go to knowledgefight.com.
That is our website.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
If you would like to, there's a banner that says click support the show.
You can do that.
If we get to, what is it, $72 more dollars for this month?
dan friesen
I believe so, yeah.
jordan holmes
We will do a thing that will hurt both of us mostly.
Yes.
dan friesen
You can follow us on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight.
jordan holmes
You can go to Facebook.
Now I'm back in.
2018, I'm in.
dan friesen
We're on iTunes, and then shortly, once I get around to it, we'll be on some other platforms.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
From what we've heard, not everybody can find us through iTunes and so on.
dan friesen
Yeah, I feel bad about that, but at the same time, I'm busy.
It's hard.
Life's hard.
jordan holmes
Are you?
And then, oh, since we can't do that, fuckface, who are we mad at today?
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's tough to figure out who today's pile of garbage is.
Pile of shit.
I'm scrolling through Twitter to see who people are angry at.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, we can't allow other people to be angry.
dan friesen
Yeah, let's not allow that input to be angry.
jordan holmes
I feel like.
dan friesen
You know what?
I want to say Michael Wolf.
jordan holmes
You want to say Michael Wolf?
dan friesen
He's unleashed so much shit.
jordan holmes
You know what?
I don't disagree with you.
dan friesen
All right.
Michael Wolf, you're a pile of shit.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes
Hello, Alex.
unidentified
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
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