Knowledge Fight - #508: December 1-2, 2020

Dec. 4, 2020 - Knowledge Fight

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#508: December 1-2, 2020

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Dan Friesen and Jordan Holmes dissect Alex Jones’ December 1–2, 2020, episodes, debunking UPMC’s COVID-19 bed claims (16% ICU availability in PA contradicts his "no deaths" narrative), Dominion voting conspiracy theories (SEC filings misrepresented, QAnon origins), and Roger Stone’s North Korean ballot claim as absurd. Jones pivots to Schwab’s debunked sewage-eating quote, fish oil tangents, and martial law calls, framing resistance as divine while mocking his own moral logic—like baptizing children despite their lack of agency. Their critique reveals Jones’ reliance on performative extremism and recycled QAnon grift, all while dismissing his audience’s intelligence. [Automatically generated summary]
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alex jones

infowars 26:32

dan friesen

01:26:52

jordan holmes

36:57

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roger stone

r 01:58

steve pieczenik

04:16

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Speaker	Time	Text
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge fight.
		I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys.
		Shang, we are the bad guys.
		Knowledge fight.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		Dan and Jordan.
unidentified		Knowledge fight.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I need money.
		Andy and Pansy.
		Andy and Pandy.
		Andy and Pansy.
		Andy and Kansas.
unidentified		Andy.
unidentified		Andy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's time to pray.
		Andy and Kansas.
		You're on the air.
		Thanks for holding us.
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
unidentified		I'm a fishpin color.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge fight.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledgefight.com.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, everybody.
		Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
		I'm Dan.
		I'm Jordan.
		We're a couple dudes.
		Like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
unidentified		Dan!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have a quick question for you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What's up?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		My bright spot might be a little bit disappointing, but it's again Assassin's Creed, Valhalla.
		I've been taking my time playing it casually.
		One of the things that I found really interesting about the game is without giving any spoilers or anything, I find myself playing this game and having more moral choices than I have in a lot of other games in the past.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And part of it is there are choices that you can make that I'm almost certain will not affect the game at all.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I feel bad about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They affect you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if it's just that I have not been exposed to games that do that well in the past, but I feel a lot more like these little things that you run into when you're touring around the world.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a little thing like you can rip somebody off if you want to, and no one will ever know, but you'll know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You will know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I enjoy that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I've just made situations in the game where I realized later on I had just finished a quest and later on I was playing another one and I was like, I feel bad about what I did to that guy.
		I think it was the right thing to do, but you know what?
		It doesn't make me feel good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You failed the test, bro.
		So I enjoy that.
		It makes the gameplay a little more fun.
		And especially because I want to give a bright spot to Age of Calamity, the High Rule Warriors, but I just can't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You just can't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Disappointed?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I started dabbling in it a little bit because, you know, I can't not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Apparently I'm a Gamer Bro now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's what happened.
		That's what happened.
		It happened so quick.
		You can't go outside and all of a sudden we're Gamergaters.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, too late.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I didn't say Gamer Bat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm pretty sure that's what you said.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I said I'm a Gamer Bro.
unidentified		I know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm just kidding.
		I just, I guess my feeling on it is it's fun.
		The Age of Calamity is fun.
		And if anybody enjoys it, I don't think you're wrong, too.
		Sure.
		I just kind of had expectations of more of a Dynasty Warriors-esque game.
		And I just, that itch wasn't scratched.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's unfortunate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or it hasn't been.
		But it's still fun for what it is.
		So I can't give it a bright spot.
		Got to keep it on the moral choices.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Stay the course with Valhalla.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		How about you?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Maybe adjacent.
		Dan, I went to a board game store.
		Oh, yeah.
		It was very exciting.
		I was looking for, we had played together a board game called Mysterium, which I found very enjoyable.
		So I was like, you know what?
		I think I'm going to get into cooperative board games.
		I'm going to find all those.
		We're going to play them together.
		It's going to be fantastic.
		So I went to a board game store, guy who was very, very helpful, knew everything about board games and card games and the assorted.
		And I was like, hey, I need some help getting a board game.
		I'm just starting to get into this.
		And he was like, okay, this one is super accessible.
		It's called Mansions of Madness.
		I brought it home.
		There's like 4,000 pieces.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You need a companion app for a goddamn iPad.
		There's damage rolls and shit.
		There's a whole thing on it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And I was like, this is very exciting.
		I don't think we're ever going to play it.
		Very simple.
		I don't think we're ever going to play that.
		And accessible is a different definition, but I'm very excited about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, now that you've brought it up, people are going to want us to play it on a live stream or something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if we're going to be able to do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Probably not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's fun.
		I like board games.
		They're a lot of fun.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, for sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Jordan, today I've got something I'm looking forward to, and that is a nutty-ass show from Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I like it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Today we're going to be going over December 1st and 2nd, 2020.
		I'm Dan.
		This is 2020.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, hooray!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is Tuesday and Wednesday of this week, and I was going to – look, here's the deal.
		As I was getting this episode ready, we record on Thursdays.
		Indeed.
		And on Thursday, Alex dropped a big episode with him and Joe Rogan in the InfoWars studio.
unidentified		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
		And of course, this rises the bat signal.
		But it doesn't quite rise it in the same way as Alex being on Rogan's show because it's probably not going to be nearly as interesting.
		No.
		I don't care about Joe Rogan being interviewed by somebody.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What does he have to say that I'm going to be interested in from an interview perspective?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's it like having $100 million?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is interesting on Rogan because he's desperately trying to steal Rogan's audience.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he's trying to impress upon them that he knows things and that he is a guru they should follow away from Joe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Joe being on InfoWars is not that interesting.
		Joe's probably just going to be like, haha, remember when we wore those masks and ran around Austin?
		We're such friends.
		I don't know.
		So whereas Alex being on Rogan requires an emergency episode, we got to get ahead of that thing.
		This, I don't fucking know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if anyone will care.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think this is a tree falling in a forest and no one's there.
		Yeah, I don't know.
		I don't know if that makes a sound.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did you hear about it beforehand?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		I am going to listen to it.
		And if it's worthwhile, it'll be our episode for Monday.
		For sure.
		And if it's not, then we'll just see what's going on now.
		It's a regular show.
		But I know that by the time this episode is out, people might be aware of the fact that Rogan did a four fucking hour episode with Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What an asshole.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we'll see on that.
		But before we get down to business on today's episode, which, like I said, a lot of fun.
		There's a lot of...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm excited.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Stupid.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm excited.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm excited.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We've got to take a little moment first, though, to thank some folks who've signed up and are supporting the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's a good idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So first, Jeff A. Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Jeff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Dexter K. Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, Dexter.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Next, Jordan looks exactly like I imagined, but Dan doesn't.
		Thank you so much.
		You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Next, Joe P. Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Joe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Next, Joseph JP.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, Joseph.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Emily W. Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Emily.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Thomas S. Guess what?
unidentified		What?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Electron.
		And finally, I'd like to say thank you to a couple people who donated on Elevated Level.
		We appreciate that very much.
		So first, David M. Thank you so much.
		You are now a technocrat.
		And your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a technocrat.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
		Crikey, mate.
		That's fantastic.
		Have yourself a brew.
		How's your 401k doing, bro?
		We got to go full-tailed buggy on this, Watson.
		All right.
		Let's just get down to business.
		We ain't making that money off that heroin.
		Why are you pimps so good?
		My neck is freakishly large.
		I declare info war on you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thanks so much, Dave.
		And thank you so much.
		Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, thank you very much to the both of you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you are out there and you're thinking, hey, I enjoy the show, I'd like to support these gents, do you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button to support the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or what you could do is you could gather two to five of your friends ages three and up, put together a nice little night every week to get together, read the rule book, find out.
		Yeah, well, absolutely socially distance responsibly.
		Get the rule book by which I mean find some local charities or bail funds in your area to help out and then get all your friends together and get it done.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Knocked it out of the park.
		Thank you.
		Nailed it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, real quick, before we get going with the actual episode, we've got to take a look at the mailbags.
		Yep.
		In here, we got a nice little thing from Cassandra S.
		Oh.
		Jordan, you have a little box in front of you.
		Cassandra sent me a Alex Jones coloring book, which I will try to pretend does not exist because it's supposed to be, I mean, coloring books are for kids, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is terrifying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're adult coloring books now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a bad new phenomenon.
		I think I have a Cthulhu coloring book, and that's probably not for kids.
		But Alex seems more horrified.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not for boring kids.
		Whoa, this is intense.
		Elliot's Espresso Nib Peanut Butter.
		Nut Butters Grown Up.
		This is intense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is.
		Do you see the coloring and everything on this?
		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It looks like you got peanut butter, chocolate, and espresso.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And espresso, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a weed butter.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It looks like you have to shake it up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel like you have some reticence about sort of extravagant butter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, I'm excited to start.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Extravagant nut butter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Here's the problem that I'm seeing with this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not even distribution.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You just got to stir it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think you're right, but it's looking like there's just weird black chunks at the bottom.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, those are like cocoa pieces or espresso.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		I'm excited.
		I'm going to try it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I look forward to a full report.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It looks delicious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much, Cassandra.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, thank you very much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		So here we go.
		We're jumping in.
		December 1st.
		Alex opens the show with a video from the night before.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He had some big breaking news and he had to get down to it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's Monday night.
		We've been working on the story for two weeks.
		And now the whistleblower has given us the authorization to go forward with the information.
		You are about to see this is the first report, and several we're going to be breaking with the documents if MSM challenges this in any way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is such a perfect way for Alex to do business.
		I love this so much because of how painfully transparent it is.
		I don't even know, and I don't need to know what this is about or what this alleged whistleblower is claiming because I know how this is set up.
		This isn't how this kind of journalism works, you know, when it's being done sincerely.
		Sure.
		If there actually was a whistleblower and there actually were documents that proved whatever it is they're claiming, it would be all released as a story.
		The documents would be provided to help give credibility to the claims that the whistleblower was making because otherwise it's just a person making claims that you aren't really able to fully assess.
		Think about it.
		In any conceivable world, can you imagine Glenn Greenwald meeting with Snowden, then announcing that he has a whistleblower who's ready to make a bunch of claims, and if anybody challenges them, that's when the documents come.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's fucking absurd.
		I think it's a great idea.
		You keep it in your plus two bag of holding until you need it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nonsense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it makes perfect sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They never would have acted like that because they had documents and they had a story.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That did help them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Without knowing anything about this whistleblower or the claims, I refuse to believe that anyone would behave this way unless this was an incredibly desperate bluff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If we are challenged on this, if we are challenged on it, what does that even mean?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, quantify that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If somebody says, hey, what are you talking about?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're like, whoa, that's not a challenge.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you have a story, you'd never hold back the thing that proves your story, promising to release it only if you have to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's schoolyard bully or entry-level extortionist shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will tell you guys about Deep Throat the moment someone asks, but until then, you just got to believe it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, this goes entirely against Alex's entire career's guiding principle.
		He's often told guests that if they have information, they have to get it all out or else they're putting themselves at risk.
		Alex constantly says that his guests don't tell him anything off air they don't say on air because he doesn't want to have secret information that other people know he has, since that's when things get dangerous.
		Exactly.
		Knowing secrets is okay, and it's too late once you've already spilled a secret.
		But having people know that you know a secret and that you haven't said anything puts a target on your back.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's dangerous.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is the gate of gates all over again.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is exactly what happened back in 2011 when Alex interviewed Bob Chapman.
		Bob implied that he had secret intel on Ronald Reagan, which Alex insisted he needed to say on air now because he said that he had these secrets and he was in danger if he didn't get it out in the open.
		Then Bob said that he'd seen a video of Reagan getting pegged and Alex got weirded out and disappointed that it wasn't something more communist.
		Getting on air and saying that he has proof he'll produce if pushed back on is anathema to Alex's entire career's methodology.
		It's not anathema to a really sadly broken idiot trying to bluff that he has a bombshell story that's actually a dud.
unidentified		And I say that knowing nothing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I could tell you that without knowing any other thing about where this clip goes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Show me Reagan getting pegged and then I'll believe you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The end.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I was like, all right, I don't give a shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like you could have said, and he could have said anything afterwards and I would have been disappointed because it's like, if you start by saying, like, we have all the proof, and if Brian Stelter tries to get Mouthy with me, I'll release the proof.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'll do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, then why not release it now?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does he address that at all?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why he's waiting for someone to do it?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he likes to be tricky.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He likes to set it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just a little fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it's because he has nothing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, this is about.
		Actually, let's see.
		Do you think you can guess?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dude, I think I can guess what the whistleblower whose documents might be coming out, and this would have been Sunday night.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, Monday night.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Monday night.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I want to say it's got something to do with Michigan.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm going to go with.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Ladies and gentlemen, we have a major health executive over a 35-hospital network in Western Pennsylvania that is exposing the fact that COVID-19 is a completely overblown power grab scam.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now, we received this information directly from this whistleblower, checked out their credentials, and that was just the beginning of how insane this got.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I was surprised, too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I really thought this would be something election-related.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yep, this is a little disappointing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I didn't, I mean, I kind of forgot that Alex is spinning multiple plates.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So yeah, I was caught on my back heel, as they say, when it was like, oh, this is a COVID thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's almost, yeah, it's almost kind of ridiculous that people are still denying COVID.
unidentified		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's not almost kind of ridiculous.
		It's insanely ridiculous.
		It was ridiculous before.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it also seems like this isn't what the season is on your show, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It seems like this is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's kind of what I was thinking.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It seems like he got bigger issues.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Opening the show with this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He said 79 days of hell, and we're doing college.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he gets to talking about this whistleblower here, and this is kind of, I don't think I believe this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This individual is involved in the management of 35 hospital network in Western Pennsylvania.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The UPMC is the name of the company.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		UPMC stands for the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, and the network actually includes more than 35 hospitals.
		Their website includes 36 hospital campuses, but they also have satellite hospitals around that they manage, but they're included in the network.
		Sure, sure, sure.
		The bottom line about UPMC is that it is a giant entity.
		Their board of directors and executive team are all publicly listed.
		And I would definitely try and track down who Alex is talking about, but I'm sure it's not someone on that level.
		And I just, I started to listen to this.
		I'm like, you got these documents you're never going to fucking produce.
		You're going to forget this even happened in a week.
		I'm not going to amplify the disappointment by trying to figure out which name on this list you're trying to allude to.
		I'm not going to read the chicken bones that I've thrown down on the ground.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think that's, I think you should have to ignore that entirely.
		He has, for you to engage with it, he must produce one document that you can research.
		Otherwise, he's trying to get around you specifically.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've gone so far as to find a list of names of the people he's pretending this is, and that's good enough for me for now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, that's too much work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're giving him too much credit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, let's actually hear what this almost certainly fake person has to say.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		During the latest so-called surge of COVID-19, where they claim the hospitals are all overwhelmed.
		We've got to have a lockdown again.
		They went from 96 beds to around 600.
		That is only 10% of the capacity they have just for COVID-19.
		And their hospitals are basically wide open.
		And here's the most important point: no deaths of the 600 people.
		Most patients stayed overnight for observation because they tested positive.
		Media will say hospitalization patients have surged over 600%, but it's the test that's been turned up 45 times, and German courts have ruled that it is a fake test 96% of the time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is reading off a bit of an InfoWars article there, but he's also just making up a lot of stuff and throwing it in.
		Here are the parts of that clip that do not even appear in the InfoWars article about this whistleblower.
		And one can only presume Alex is just saying these things to try and imply or associate them with the whistleblower, which is incredibly irresponsible.
		This whistleblower article says nothing about anyone saying all the hospitals are overwhelmed.
		The circumstances would obviously be different in different areas where there are varying rates of infection that lead to hospitalization and varying levels of available medical resources.
		This article does not say that this 600 beds represents 10% of the hospital's capacity.
		According to the American Hospital Directory, the hospitals that are listed as part of UPMC, they add up to having 7,371 beds.
		But the number that's cited in the blurbs that some that I can find about the network are 8,000, which I think is probably reasonable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		600 would actually be less than 10% of that capacity, but it's kind of a meaningless statistic to discuss this way, as we don't, you know, we have any information about the distribution of the needed beds.
		We don't know where the beds are at various hospitals, nor do we know how many of these beds are ICU beds or airborne isolation beds.
		According to Trib Live, as of November 20th, there were 17% availability on the latter bed type, which is enough to worry people.
		This is not something that could be easily captured by a simple statistic, but that's what Alex is trying to do, which is, you know, also an addition to the article.
		Like, it's not in there.
		The 10% of their beds.
		I don't know if he's making that up or I don't know.
		It doesn't appear to be coming from this whistleblower.
		I'll let it whistleblower.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why not toss it in that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		As for the no-deaths thing among 600 hospitalized individuals, I would be interested in seeing proof of that.
		Pittsburgh is in Allegheny County, and on Tuesday, the day this is coming out, 18 people died with COVID-19 in that county.
		But UPMC has hospitals in other counties, too, which also have registered deaths.
		I just don't know anything about this claim, and I just would need to see whatever documents Alex has withholded.
		So I guess I challenge it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I suppose that's the only thing you can do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm not MSM, but...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, we challenge you to produce the documents.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And a thumbnail.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, is that what we say?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that all I have?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		The stuff about the test being turned up 45 times does not appear in the article about this whistleblower.
		It seems to be Alex is putting words in their mouth.
		Similar things I could say about the nonsense about the German courts.
		What Alex is doing here is he's taking a very boring supposed whistleblower claim and then riffing on it to make it seem more bombshell.
		If you read the actual article on this, all the person appears to be claiming is that the hospitalization in the UPMC system went up from 96 to 600 beds that were occupied during this last period that's being characterized as a surge.
		No specific data is given about these patients, just that, quote, patients were kept in observation overnight and no deaths resulted.
		This is nonspecific to the point of being meaningless, but Pennsylvania has a database where you can find all the information about county-level hospital bed availability, which can give you a sense of the picture if you want.
		In the last available report, in the entirety of the state, there are 4,290 adult ICU beds total.
		Of those, 695 are available, which is 16%.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is not to say, I mean, there's other, you know, you could look at the other statistics too that you want, but there's one.
		There's 16% of ICU beds are available in the entire state of Pennsylvania.
		I can't stress this enough.
		This is not a whistleblower delivering meaningful information.
		And if you read on through the InfoWars article about this, you kind of see what's going on.
		Quote, if you start with five patients to 25, the media will say there's a 500% increase in cases.
		Sounds terrifying, right?
		This article is essentially InfoWars trying to explain how numbers work to their audience, while also trying to make them distrustful and suspicious about percentage signs.
		Sure, a 600% increase sounds scary, but it could just be like 20 more people, so who cares?
		It's no big deal.
		But this line of argumentation is really not good because a jump from five cases somewhere to 25 would definitely be a bad sign.
		I don't know if you remember what the numbers were like early on in the coronavirus days, but if there had been a jump like that in February, people would rightly have been worried about it.
		And if you're in a small town, let's say that has five cases right now and tomorrow there's 25, that would be a big deal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a real problem.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would definitely be an indication of deep community transmission.
		What Alex is attempting to do here is make this reality of rising COVID cases and hospitalizations not worry his audience by taking the numbers and shrinking them.
		It's baffling, really, because even for Alex, this is a little insulting to his audience's intelligence.
		This is him banking on them not feeling really talked down to by bringing in a fake whistleblower to explain how percentages work.
		This is really elementary stuff, and it's kind of degrading.
		Like, I don't think highly of his audience either, but this is insulting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, if you only take the first, like, few little bits of a logarithmic scale, it looks not scary at all.
		It's the last part of the parabola.
		If you just ignore the last part of the parabola where it goes real fast, you're going to be fine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Numbers.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You don't have to worry about them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, a 500% increase could be one to five, or it could be a lot more.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, you can't prove that, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't even know what kind of like charade is being.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right, let's start here.
		If you multiply two by two, that's so much, but that's only four.
		And then if you multiply that by two, that seems like a lot, but that's only eight.
		And then if you multiply that by two, it's 16, and that is quite a bit more.
		And then if you multiply that by two, it's 32.
		And then it's 64, and then it's 128.
		Holy shit, man!
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex keeps on going on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This has nothing to do with the whistleblower, but he's just now, I guess, attacking the idea of testing.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You've seen the big reports about the famous female CEO that had a test that could find cancer in your blood, and it was incredible, and they made hundreds of billions of dollars.
		It turned out it was all scam.
		That's what this PCR scam is.
		And the inventor of it came out and said just that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So a couple of things real quick.
		Kerry Mullis, the inventor of the PCR test, died on August 7th, 2019.
		He did not come out and say anything about the PCR test for COVID-19 being a fraud, which is what Alex is trying to imply.
		Yeah.
		So here is the clip that Alex immediately after plays of comments that Kerry Mullis has made.
unidentified		Okay.
		If they could find this virus in you at all, and with PCR, if you do it well, you can find almost anything in anybody.
		It starts making you believe in the sort of Buddhist notion that everything is contained in everything else, right?
		I mean, because if you can amplify one single molecule up to something that you can really measure, which PCR can do, then there's just very few molecules that you don't have, at least one single one of them in your body, okay?
		So that could be thought of as a misuse of it just to claim that it's meaningful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that's the entire clip that Alex plays of Mullis.
		This comment is out of context.
		It's from a question and answer session that Mullis did about using PCR testing to detect HIV back in 1993.
		A lot of the stuff sounds applicable to the current pandemic, but it's really not.
		The most damning you could make this quote out to be is to understand that maybe Mullis was expressing that this form of test isn't good for determining the quantity of something in somebody.
		Rather, it detects the presence or absence of it.
		You could do that, I guess.
		But it's important to understand the context of these comments that he was making, though, because it sounds like what he's saying is that if you look at people, you can find any disease in them.
		But that's not the case.
		He's talking about HIV patients and specifically about how if you have that virus, there's a good chance you may have others and maybe many others.
		He literally says that almost exactly after where Alex cuts the clip off.
unidentified		You don't need to test for HIV.
		You don't need to test for the other 10,000 retroviruses that are unnamed also in the subject.
		See, somebody that's got HIV generally is going to have almost anything that you can test for because they have definitely been HIV is a fairly rare virus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		At the beginning of Alex's clip, Mullis says, if they find this virus in you at all, with PCR, if you do it well, you can find almost anything in anybody.
		It's selectively edited to make it sound like Mullis is saying that using PCR, doctors can find any virus in anyone.
		In its proper context, which Alex deprives the audience of, it's clear that the virus that he's referring to, so when he says, if they can find this virus in you at all, he's talking about HIV.
		Yeah.
		And his contention that if you can find HIV in a person, his contention is that you can find most viruses.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, not to get too far off track here, but Kerry Mullis, though the inventor of PCR testing, is not someone who's remembered super well in the field of HIV and AIDS, as he was a denialist of the conclusion that HIV causes AIDS.
		Fair, fair.
		The point that's relevant to our situation, though, today is that Alex's clip that he's using of Mullis to attack the use of PCR for COVID-19 testing is completely out of context and doesn't mean anything.
		The complaint that Alex is making about PCR testing here isn't about COVID-19 specifically.
		It's about the entirety of PCR as a testing method.
		And he's expecting the audience to believe that the inventor of PCR testing, who won a Nobel Prize for the discovery, has said that it doesn't actually do anything to find anything in anybody with it.
unidentified		Ha ha!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a little bit rich.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would assume he said that after he got the Nobel.
		I don't think he would.
		I don't think part of your campaign for the Nobel is honestly, this thing doesn't do shit at all.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I dunked on you, fools.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What is he saying?
		Trickja.
		Ha ha.
		Surprise.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'd like to thank the Nobel board for being so fucking dumb.
unidentified		I think the thing that's quite an accepted speech.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Bunch of Morach.
		I just, I think the problem that I have is he didn't tell me that the video was from 93.
		If you tell me anything about any testing, like if this is from 93.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		97 years old.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If it happened before an iPhone, then I don't know if I can use it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't care yet.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, yes and no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, it's not perfect.
		It's not like the way anybody should live their lives.
		But if you're talking about PCR testing in 2020 versus something that a guy said before the iPhone happened, I kind of think that I don't care.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		If you are using science from when Grunge was king.
		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If science hasn't advanced since then, we're in trouble.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If counting crows were cool when this science was around, I'm not interested.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's a long November.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is playing this.
		It is November.
		Good stuff.
unidentified		Thanks, Buddy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is my November.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's my December.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Damn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a Lincoln Park song.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Alex is playing this special report of his, and it just cuts off in the middle of it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They're banning medical doctors and epidemiologists, virologists, and scientists who come out and point all this out because they want to use this hysteria for what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What do they want to use the hysteria for?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I was overwhelmed because this episode started with him talking about this giant whistleblower who has the documents that they'll be revealed if anybody flexes.
		And then it just cuts off in the middle.
		I'm like, wait a second.
		Maybe that wasn't important.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe that was Filler.
unidentified		I guess that sounds a little bit like he didn't really care about that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe I got tricked at you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You got researching Filler.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You got Nobel Prize, my friend.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I was like, oh, wait a second.
		All right.
		So anyway, Alex is just late for the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But apparently, you're supposed to take that seriously.
		Sure.
		There is a whistleblower.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But it gets okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he got caught off in the middle because Alex finally showed up to the audience.
		Sure, sure.
		He was busy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I have been preparing for this broadcast since 6 a.m. this morning.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And the news is so massive, so over the top, so dang.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But what about the whistleblower?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Able to go on until 12 minutes into the transmission.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That was five minutes ago.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, okay, Alex had to take the first 12 minutes off because he was so busy working on this news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Since 6 a.m.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He was so busy that he had to distract me with another gigantic bombshell story.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Huge bombshell story.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Unfortunately, we can't spend any time on it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, because this other story is the biggest news ever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Way bigger.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You've talked about things that Project Veritas has broken.
		We've talked about things that Breitbart's broken.
		We've talked about things Ducker Carlson has broken.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All of which are the world.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		When they do big things to say they've broken the biggest thing ever.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This isn't about credit, but I have to tell you, we are breaking information on this show today that is the biggest thing ever broken concerning this fraudulent election and what happened.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex has the number one biggest.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Go to bed, James O'Keefe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But I really feel like the whole Germany's courts invalidating all testing as 96% fraud.
		I think that's a way bigger story than any election.
		There are people dying around the world, millions of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, Alex would make that argument on another day.
		Oh, okay.
		But he was late because he was working on this gigantic stupid.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I messed up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And everything is going really crazy on the first.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because there's, you know, Trump's attorney, Lynn Wood, is going baddie talking about how Trump needs to declare martial law.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, doing great.
		Doing great.
		Lawyers.
		That's what you want them saying.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sidney Powell and Rudy are going buckwheat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're fantastic.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm glad they're getting paid a lot of money.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just a lot of nutty stuff is happening.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I wasn't sure what this big news Alex had to break with.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It could be literally anything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It could be.
		I thought this was it, but it's not.
		But I found this clip incredibly charming.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let me just drop it on you right now.
		Infowars.com live show feed headline.
		Must watch Tuesday live.
		That's got a typo, but that's okay.
		Top lawyers advise Trump to declare martial law, hold new election.
		And the headline just went out minutes ago.
		My typo.
		I got myself.
		Let's get that fixed, please.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Something quaint about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I hate it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But I appreciate it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's that's uh he knows that he did that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he knows that that was his typo.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Can't get too mad about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can't get mad at you guys.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Somebody please fix that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Please make up my if it was if it was someone else's fault.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'd lose my shit and kill everybody here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, he would be super furious, but he'd also be telling you how not mad yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's something kind of quaint about just him being like, there's a typo there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that is a small, refreshing human moments where you're like, you know what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		At least you got that one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I am about to get on air and talk about how it actually is really cool that Trump is being told to declare martial law.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ah, shit.
		I made a typo there.
		It's like when a tweet goes viral and it's got a typo in it.
		Like, oh, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can never take it back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can never take it back.
unidentified		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's been screenshotted.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's interesting because you're talking about this human moment there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think that one of the things that made this episode and the content we were going to get into particularly like kind of, I don't know, elevated to me a little bit is there's a little bit of pathos in here.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a little bit, like, I don't want to make you or the audience or anybody feel any kind of pity or sympathy or empathy for Alex as a, you know, as an actor in this world at all.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I think that there's a point in this December 1st episode where you can't help but feel like, God damn, this is sad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, we all still appreciate Macbeth.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He wasn't a good guy, but we can feel the pathos of his choices.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There is a tragedy to this episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm saying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's what I'm seeing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it all begins in this next clip.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Then there's this story.
		I hired a respected security firm that's done security research for the Army and other groups to dig in when I was asked by the White House to investigate it three weeks ago into Dominion and it being owned by the ChiComs.
		We got the proof.
		We checked it with the SEC, confirmed it two days ago.
		And we now publish the findings at Infowars.com.
		Firm that owns Dominion voting systems received $400 million from a Swiss bank account with connection to Chinese government before election.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ooh, that's a scandal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot going on in there, and I really enjoyed it because this, like, it's been a while, but it felt like this is really a conspiracy I could dig into.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, okay, good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So apparently, the company that owns Dominion, they got a bunch of money from the Chinese government or something.
		Sure.
		This is amazing.
		In these kinds of cases, the first thing I like to do is I like to go to Infowars and see what the articles there actually say.
		And actually, this was an instance.
		Literally unlike any that I think I've ever encountered.
		And that's because this article includes links to five PDF documents that are apparently used to prove their case.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I've never seen five.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Five.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've never seen them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not one link to a zero hedge.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've never seen embedded documents.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Crazy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Four of them are apparently SEC documents that have the following disclaimer on top of them in big letters.
unidentified		Wee, raza, cocoo.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Da-da-da-da-da-da.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a good, it's a good paper.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Quote, the Securities and Exchange Commission has not necessarily reviewed the information in this filing and has not determined if it's accurate and complete.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The reader should not assume that the information is accurate and complete.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't hear any difference between what you read and what I said.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're very similar.
		This is not a good start.
		So that's four of them.
		And the fifth is a link that goes to a Reuters article.
		This is not great in terms of documents, but there was another problem that immediately jumped out at me.
		The article begins with this sentence.
		Quote, an investigation into SEC filings has revealed that the firm which owns Dominion voting systems received $400 million from a Swiss bank with close links to the Chinese government less than a month before the election.
		In that clip we just heard, Alex said that the White House had asked him to look into this three weeks ago, and then he hired a firm to do the research.
		Where it all falls apart is there's an editor's note at the end of the article.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They've got to get rid of the things.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Quote, a previous version of this article incorrectly credited a particular research firm for performing this investigation.
		That information was erroneous, and this article has been updated to correct that.
		We apologize for the confusion.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so the research firm was not involved whatsoever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's certainly getting confusing now, isn't it?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it does seem to be that way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is amazing, and it definitely indicates a problem.
		An archived copy of this article from Before the Correction credits the investigation to, quote, Austin Security and Investigation Solutions.
		This is a real company, but based on their website, they don't appear to be a research firm.
		They're more like the kind of people you get to do an unofficial stakeout or help you make court files.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe like when Alex had people following his wife around.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
		So it's the type of place that also sells nanny cams if you're in this store, they've got some stuff for you.
		We'll do a little freelance investigation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Do you suspect someone's cheating?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe you have them stake out their apartment or something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's another type of deal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're hard-boiled detectives, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The only thing I can conclude is that either Alex is making up that some group did this research to make it seem more official, or he needed this company's help to find SEC filings, and then he tried to credit them for the conclusions he arrived at, and they told him, keep our name off this shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That sounds right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not going to address the reality or falsity of any of the claims about this conspiracy while I explain it to you.
		Just for the sake of simplicity.
		All right, okay.
		According to Alex, Dominion is owned by a company called Staple Street Capital.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This group received $400 million from a company called UBS Securities.
		UBS Securities is a Swiss investment bank that also owns a company called UBS Securities Company Limited, which is an investment bank that caters to the Chinese market.
		UBS owns approximately 25% of this Chinese investment bank, with the Chinese government being the other owner through a number of other entities.
		So the conspiracy here is that the parent company of Dominion got some money from a Swiss investment bank which also owns a separate bank which the Chinese government is heavily invested in.
		Even if every step of this is true and no one screwed up or fudged any of the details, it still doesn't prove anything.
		This is not a meaningful connection between Dominion and China.
		Unfortunately, someone screwed up or fudged some details.
		For one, this article on Infowars claims that Staple Street Capital, quote, acquired Dominion Voting Systems in 2018.
		This is kind of imprecise.
		On July 16th, 2018, it was announced that Dominion Voting Systems, quote, has been acquired by its management team and Staple Street Capital.
		This was partially an acquisition, but not in the same way as them like outright buying Dominion.
		It was more of like a partnering and a cheap investment.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		For sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A little bit of a merger plus kind of venture capital kind of thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's in that territory.
		Second, the article mentions that, quote, on October 8th, 2020, Staple Street Capital filed SEC Form D offerings and sales amount of $400 million with the sales compensation recipient identified as UBS Securities.
		This is meant to imply that UBS Securities paid Staple Street $400 million to use Dominion to steal the election.
		But the reality is that Form D with the SECs used to report on the sale of securities.
		I hate to sound like I don't think $400 million is a lot of money, but when you're in the investment market, it's not really that much to a company like Staple Street.
		It's definitely not enough to pay them to rig a fucking election.
		That's a comically low amount for that kind of work.
		And also, I would assume they'd do the payoff more than a month before the election.
		Seems weird.
		Timing, I don't know about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but you know, every time you see these people get bribed, I keep finding them taking so little amounts of money for like the most hate.
		Like, I could actually buy somebody only getting $400 million to steal an election that's worth $20 trillion every day.
		I can't, you know, like I, I see these people do, oh, we stole $50 million and I got paid 50 grand to my reelection fund.
		Like, that's what they do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're insane.
		I think that what you're talking about is sort of the like boilerplate blase corruption.
		Sure.
		Not stealing elections.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, that might be a bigger thing than I'm really throwing it out as.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I do think that sometimes payoffs for like corrupt doing business kind of things might not be the size that you'd imagine.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is a pretty big fucking heist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is a bit of a heist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Far more likely, this was a payment from UBS Securities for purchasing some equity of investments that are held by Staple Street.
		This does seem to be the case, since in the form that Alex links to from the SEC, it says that this is quote equity and quote pooled investment fund interests.
		The third problem is probably the one that requires the least fact-checking, but also is the biggest problem.
		Alex wants to confuse his audience and readers about the entities UBS Securities and UBS Securities Company Limited.
		UBS Securities is the one that bought securities from Staple Street, and that's the Swiss Investment Bank.
		UBS Securities Company Limited is the Chinese investment bank co-owned by the Chinese government and UBS Securities.
		UBS Securities Company Limited did not buy securities from Staple Street, but because the names are so similar, Alex wants the audience to come away with that impression that the entity that is part-owned by the Chinese government is the one that's giving the $400 million.
		That's not the case at all.
		This is why the conclusion to this article is just unearned.
		Quote, the revelation that Dominion Voting Systems has financial ties to the Chinese government via UBS securities will bolster claims by Trump supporters that foreign actors working on behalf of communist China may have sought to meddle in the presidential election and help Joe Biden.
		None of that is demonstrated by the evidence provided.
		This is all just paper-thin bullshit Alex is trying to pass off as a smoking gun.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, I hate to crash Alex's parade here or rain on it and crash his party simultaneously.
		But this story was not broken by Infowars.
		They did a post about it, an article on December 1st, and good for them.
		Unfortunately, this exact conspiracy using the exact same PDF files from the SEC that Alex linked to was going around on QAnon Twitter as early as November 29th.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is running around like he's late for the show because of breaking news, but it's a fucking days-old QAnon post.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is just taking bullshit QAnon conspiracies one of his intern finds online, and then he's pretending that it's the product of an investigation that he hired a firm to do because the White House asked him to.
		This is a pathetic level of insincerity and grift.
		When you actually realize what Alex is doing, it becomes really disgusting to think about.
		He, as a person, knows that the White House didn't ask him to do this investigation.
		He knows that he didn't pay Austin security and investigation solutions to find these documents.
		That's the backstory that he needs to create to make himself look like a big, strong boy for his audience when he might as well just be reading your crazy uncle's Facebook page.
		Like, it's really gross to think about, like, he knows what he's doing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, being in that moment where you're so sad that you have to take QAnon posts and pretend that the fucking White House paid you or insist they got you because you're the best.
		You're the bravest around.
		You're the only person who can get this information out.
		So we need you to do it.
		So I dug deep in my pockets and I paid the best researchers to find these SEC filings that you just found on fucking QAnon.
		Get the fuck out of here.
		It's so sad.
		Being that hollow, that weak in that moment, it's amazing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's a little bit like the America's Funniest Home Videos of the Q world now, you know, where like he takes he takes stuff that you could find on the internet in two seconds that went around yesterday and packages it in for people who only watch TV.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's like Tosh.0, but if Tosh was like, I got these from the fucking Chairman Mao himself.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You stumbled onto actually a really good metaphor, and it's why America's Funniest Home Video.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Stumbled onto.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's why America's Funniest Home Videos was one of the big ratings drivers.
		And something like Tosh.0 is fine, but whatever.
		It wasn't that great because the internet did exist.
		You could find those videos then.
unidentified		Back when America's Funniest Home Videos was on, that was the only game existing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just like Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There was a time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But then the internet existed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There was a time when he was the only person who could provide you with nutshots.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And America's Funniest Home Voice falling over.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		America's Funniest Home Videos still exist now in much the sad place that Alex Jones exists.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Brutal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That means QAnon is Tosh.0.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's QAnon Bob Sagittarius?
unidentified		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just Bob Sagitt's later.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bob Sagitt might actually be QAnon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That might be true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not entirely sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I could buy it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The Aristocrats.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now that the Aristocrats are just the family telling the story of like, all right, so there's a cabal.
		What do they call the cabal?
		The aristocrats.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The aristocrats.
unidentified		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is like, this story is not good.
		It doesn't work.
		The proof that he has doesn't back up the claims.
		There isn't, like, these documents don't show nefariousness to the level that he's implying.
		And it's all just stuff he's cribbing from QAnon.
		And he just won't give up this charade that he's on.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This is so huge, but let me give you the big InfoWars exclusive of two big InfoWars exclusives that the system is fighting and battling as hard as it can to make sure does not get out to anybody.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Firm that owns Dominion Voting Systems received $400 million from Swiss bank with connection to Chinese government before election.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, yeah, man, they're trying to keep this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're trying to keep this under reps.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's InfoWars exclusives.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, when Alex is going over the story, it's interesting because I guess he hasn't got the memo.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The investigation conducted by Austin Security and Investigation Solutions centers on Staple Street Capital.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Certainly hope you won't have to give an apology publicly to Austin Security Solutions.
		Yeah, I wonder if they have anything to say about you associating them with your bullshit that you took for QAnon while you're on the air.
		I wonder.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I like it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I wonder if they're thrilled about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think we should see what they think.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I wonder.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would have maybe checked in on it, but I don't like to stir the pot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ah, come on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Alex, as he's going over the story, too, the story sucks.
		It doesn't work.
		Sure.
		But it sucks even more because he just makes up conclusions.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So the real headline is Chinese communist government caught laundering $400 million through Swiss Bank to Dominion months before election.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
unidentified		Whoa.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, you got me there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That whoa, I can't hear it any other way than it being Alex kind of being impressed with himself.
unidentified		I can't believe that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Whoa, look at this shit.
		This sounds real.
		We got five PDFs.
		Admittedly, four of them say, don't believe anything in these, but we're still doing great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		One time I was riding my bike and I went down a hill and I lost control of the bike and I was able to get a shoulder down on my way down and I ended up rolling and I got like, it was one of the coolest things that no one else saw.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I landed more or less like I had meant to do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure, sure, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You did a little bit of an acrobatic move.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was all just landing exactly coincidentally how I needed to to roll over and then sort of be on my feet.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All of a sudden you just woke up in the gymnast pose, like bowing to the judges that aren't there.
unidentified		Whoa.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Whoa, whoa.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's kind of that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It does have a little bit of that same feeling.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I prove that China paid Dominion.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
		It is a little bit like the first time you throw a rolled up piece of paper into a garbage can in the office from a ways away and everybody sees it and you're like, whoa, this always happens when no one's looking.
		Holy shit, I got this one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But for Alex, like everyone who's in the studio is like, no one's impressed.
		Anyway, this is so sad to me.
		Like, I understand.
		I can see the audience, our audience, and everyone's laughing at Alex.
		And I don't begrudge you for it.
		And I probably am only sad because I'm overly invested in this sort of like this story.
		right right it's just so sad to me to see this guy who knows that he's lying about impressed with himself yeah Yeah.
		But lying about why you should be impressed with him.
		This is so gross.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I was put on the lead of this by a very high-level individual in the White House.
		And I said, why me?
		And they said, look, we already know it's there.
		This has to be independent.
		You need to go find it.
		So I hired a security firm and I told him, dig, and then this came in.
		And it's all confirmed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, he has to create this whole spy novel where the White House is like, you're independent.
		This has got to come from the outside.
		What the fuck?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This sounds like Pieczenik wrote it for him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, even kind of like, so the White House came to me and told me to investigate things, and this is what showed up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can tell you that Steve didn't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because Steve does show up later and Alex brings some of this up to him and Steve's really.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Against it.
		Not for it.
		Okay, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But some Stevish person, perhaps.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is very Stevie.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what the deal is or like, you know, obviously this came from like QAnon posts and online conspiracy swamp nonsense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But Alex is the basis for Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan character.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Man, the patheticness of coming up with how important you are and needing to project that to the audience is just like, God damn, I don't know how I could, I don't know how you could live like that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just so false.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, in this next clip, Alex is getting down to business on the Lynn Wood situation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The president lawyer who has said that Trump needs to call for martial law.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And hey, why not call for a new election?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, why not?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Do you think Alex is for or against this idea?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to go with for, but I would even almost argue against the new election part.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just stick with martial law for now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's just for it all.
unidentified		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And I'm going to go ahead and again read you this headline right here.
		Attorney Lynn Wood.
		President Trump should declare martial law and hold new election.
		Then he goes through in this full-page article, full-page ad.
		You can still pay to get your speech out, I guess, in America.
		And I totally agree with his constitutional analysis.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, totally agrees with Lynn Wood that we need to just fucking have a new election because he lost.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why are you guys wasting my time even saying a new election?
		Shut up.
		Like if he wins that one, you guys are going to be like, well, I guess we were wrong this time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, like if Biden wins.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get the fuck out of here.
		Yeah.
		Come on.
		Like you are, one, like you're going to let the election be whatever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, shut the fuck up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just say you want Trump to be president for life and you'll destroy the Republic for it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan, shut up.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The only way there could be a fair election is if it didn't happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is this a Zen Cohen?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trump voting machines.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trump-branded voting machines.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's the only way to be sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's the only way you can trust that it's impartial if they're made by Trump's companies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let me pitch you this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Everybody but Trump's own companies are against him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		Obviously.
		All right.
		He makes his own voting machines.
		They look very similar to him.
		They've got a computer screen where his chest is.
		If you press for Biden, a little container opens up.
		A little gun comes out.
		Boom.
		Got to vote for Trump every time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The gun swabs you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The Trump Dalek.
unidentified		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Alex, one of the reasons that there needs to be a new election is this story.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		By the way, they now have a Dominion engineer in the Key County in Georgia walking up illegally, plugging a thumb drive in, walking out with it for a few hours, coming back and plugging it back in.
		Totally illegal.
		That's how you change votes.
		I mean, we have them, folks.
		We have them.
		We have them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex doesn't even know what county this video is from.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a key county.
unidentified		Please.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't even care about this shit at all.
		He's just literally repeating QAnon posts from social media.
		He saw it.
		This is just another one.
		This was a QAnon witch hunt that started from a video of a Dominion technician doing their job, which in the imagination of these idiots on social media became proof of a person changing votes.
		The proof that's given for this is that people watching the video assume that must be what the guy's doing.
		Therefore, it's been proven.
		It's almost comically dumb.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that is very stupid.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What's less laughable is the fact that the major players of the Q bullshit were amplifying and leading a doxing campaign against this Dominion employee who is now almost certainly afraid for his life.
		This employee was not manipulating votes, but now because of people like Alex Jones and Ron Watkins, a huge chunk of the public thinks that he's either definitely or probably guilty of changing votes.
		This is a real person.
		Who's been singled out and had a nefarious story written about him for no reason except to satisfy the corruption lust of a disenchanted group of conspiracy lunatics.
		And now he's got people tweeting nooses at him.
		Yeah.
		So fun.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Keynote.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Good job.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The conservative media has essentially turned all of the internet into the eye of Sauron.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And if it at any time points upon you, you'll be destroyed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and good job just amplifying that, Alex.
		Good job learning the lessons of your career.
		Good job figuring out the things that have gotten you in trouble in the past and then continuing to do those things.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he has, in a way, learned the lessons, which is that there are no negative consequences except for people who aren't him and he doesn't care about them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, at least he doesn't bring up the guy's name.
		So there's that.
		Anyway, we need martial law.
		And the reason we do is because there's already martial law or maybe something.
		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or whatever.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This is the UN global takeover.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So the response is martial law to stop their martial law and arrest them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That makes sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we need a coup to stop the counter coup.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we got to coup the coupers before they coup us and they'll be coups.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We need martial law in order to fight martial law.
		And you know what?
		Trump kind of has to do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He does.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Roger Stone calls on Trump to seize total power and assert martial law.
		But he says he has total power of the Constitution.
		Give them Dominion software and fraudulent stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Total power of the Constitution.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		If the FBI and the courts won't act, he has to declare the civil emergency.
		He's the executive.
		Protect the Republic.
		This is when you do it.
		I'm an expert on martial law, ladies and gentlemen.
		Because the UN wanted to have it through Obama or the Clintons to take our guns.
		This is them doing it to move the president out to do it.
		This is their UN globalist medical martial law, as the Archbishop and others have called it.
		It's what it is.
		To circumvent the government and hope the government just stands back and watches it all happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got to say, after that clip, I really do think that he is an expert on martial law.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And yeah.
unidentified		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So if I understand this correctly, the UN is declaring martial law.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So Trump has to declare martial law in order to stop the UN's martial law.
		Right.
		Now, I'm going to toss this out there for you as a possibility.
		So Trump has declared martial law.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And martial law is declared.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What if the UN just removes Trump?
unidentified		We're still in martial law.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, like, once we're in martial law, it doesn't matter.
		Somebody's going to be the martial law person forever.
		You know, in Alex's world, that's forever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's something that has always been a part of his ideas.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, let me float this.
		Look, share martial law is bad and it'll happen forever because you can't trust anybody.
		Once they get in power, they'll never get out of power.
		Right.
		Except for Donald Trump because he's really cool.
		Right.
		So you just got to let him have martial law temporarily, which I have told you on many occasions is impossible and doesn't exist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it will.
		Trust me.
		He just wants to clean stuff up and then he'll stop the martial law.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But it seems like you're just getting rid of one of the steps that they would have to take.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know, look.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because then they could just kill him and you're already under martial law and then they don't even have to bring in their people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know how Alex would respond to that.
		Yeah, I don't know.
		I mean, it's just dumb.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's very stupid.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Mr. Martial Law, Mr. Anti-Martial Law, whose whole career has largely been about how tyrants never give up power once they achieve, you know, like some modicum of, like, for him to be like, no, we need a dictatorship for a short time in order to solve the problems of my imaginary enemies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just kind of silly.
		It's not funny.
		It's sad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		It's very pathetic.
		Listening to somebody talk like that and not be challenged with just like the simplest of like, that's dumb.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		From anyone around them, from their longtime listeners, audience, from a voice within themselves.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Some people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anything pushing back and being like, do you even, do you hear yourself?
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Get the fuck out of here.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's like it's a wonderful life, but instead of the angel showing up, he just jumps at the beginning.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's just like, eh, fuck it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or like a Christmas Carol, but like all the ghosts are like, Scrooge, you're the best.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're just so great, man.
		You are just doing so good.
		When you die, you're going to get to hang with us.
		We're going to have a great old time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Christmas morning, here's what you got to do.
unidentified		Beat up Tiny Tim.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Take his crutch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Take his fucking crutch, man.
		Yeah, get him.
		Get him.
		As in death, so in life.
unidentified		Woo!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The ghost of Christmas past just get him.
		Yeah, so I mean, like, that's good stuff.
		Like, Alex is just getting dictatory as hell up in here.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Therefore, we, the people, must demand.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Real quick, he's reading Linwood's statement that he's made.
		It's a long statement.
		Alex reads most of it.
		I don't care.
		But anyway, this is just a part of that and Alex's take on it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Therefore, we the people must demand a new and fair national vote, a vote that all Americans can trust and live by regardless of the winner.
		Without a fair vote, we fear, with good reason, the threat of a shooting civil war is imminent.
		Gun sales are at all-time high, and 40% for the first time gun owners looking to defend themselves, their property, and their rights.
		Therefore, Mr. Williams, we must act now before there is no peaceful way left to preserve our nation.
		Exactly.
		Why the Chi-Coms and the UN do this?
		Because even if Trump removes the fraud, there'll be a civil war.
		If he goes through the fraudulent system, it has to be, it's Chi-Com attack.
		He has to arrest the heads of the media.
		He has to arrest them.
		They're all Chinese agents.
		We have all the proof.
		And we have to just go after them and have Nuremberg trials.
		I mean, this is an attempt to take over.
unidentified		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		So I guess we got to arrest the heads of the media.
		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So if I sounding familiar.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If I understand correctly, even if Trump uses the system to root out the corruption, there's going to be a civil war.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		However, if Trump instantly and extemporaneously arrests all the heads of the media, takes care of all of the generals that he doesn't like, removes everybody in government, dissolves the Senate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No civil war.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, dissolves the House, at least.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, well, at least, yeah.
		I mean, the Senate for now is fine.
		We'll keep that one in the Supreme Court.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's strange.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So that one wouldn't start a civil war is what you're saying to me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here's, I mean, it's obviously a veiled threat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I'm pretty sure it's very much a, you give us Trump or we kill all of you as a threat, more or less.
		Why are we even acting like he's calling for a new election?
		He said, give us Trump or we kill you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
		There is a circumstance wherein the new election would be acceptable.
		Now, a new election just on the same voting machines owned by China.
		Right.
		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We can't have a new election because that'll just get stolen, too.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, what about paper ballots?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They have to be counted by Trump family members.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm starting to feel like you guys want this to be in your favor.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Was gerrymandering not enough for you?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Apparently not.
		Yeah, well, also, it is really funny.
		Lynn Wood and Sidney Powell have their press conference on the second day of this, I believe, on December 2nd.
		And maybe it was on the 1st.
		I can't remember what day it was.
		But they are like, yeah, and we're not going to participate in this Georgia election.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't vote.
unidentified		Don't vote.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't do it.
		I guarantee it.
		I think it's a terrible idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I love that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And Trump, I wish he had balls to veto that defense bill.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex doesn't have any take on that stuff.
		Surprise.
		Although I thought that would be the most interesting.
		Like, Sidney Powell and Lynn Wood telling people not to vote in a Georgia runoff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm all for it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, it's going to give a very significant advantage to the Democratic candidates.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		Yes, please.
		Why?
		This is what I've been waiting for the whole time.
		We can't be cooed and taken over by the dumbest people on the planet.
		They need to dumb it up so much, we don't even have to work for it, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm very interested in that.
		And then also, I would be very interested in Alex's take on Trump's threatening to veto 230.
		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, because that has to do with the 230A.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because Alex should hate the NDAA.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he does.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he should be in favor of Trump vetoing that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he also wants to get back on Twitter.
unidentified		Well, it's such a complicated position.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's finally forced into the most nuanced position of his career, and he's reacting the way we all knew he would, pretending it's not happening.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let me go ahead and gamble.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He forgets he doesn't like the NDA.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's weird how he won't remember that very shortly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but he does remember that he paid people a lot of money to dig up this story about China and Dominion.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This goes out.
		This is the total proof hiding in plain view.
		And we have put it out for you and hired the big investigative team to dig through all this.
		And they tried to hide it, but they failed.
		They tried to hide the subsidiary names and subgroups, but we tracked it all back, and we have it now.
		Severly, going to break in just a few seconds.
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dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I think he's got a good point.
		I think you can only own one business.
		The end.
		None of this.
		Subgroups.
		None of this.
		This is Steele and Staples and UBS Company Limited.
		And UBS owns 25%.
		No, one business per.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think you have to idea how complicated it is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		One business per.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I do sometimes forget that you have a degree in small business administration.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Excuse me one business per.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not just that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Got to say that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Very dumb.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not just that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everyone gets one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I understand that corporate structures are confusing and sometimes a bit complicated.
		Yeah, particularly to the untrained eye.
		Simplify it by making it impossible to work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That was my idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So in this next clip, Alex continues to bring up this Dominion employee who's been getting lots of threats.
		And I would say this is a bad idea.
		But at least he's not saying his name or anything.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to come back and recap the top news and then show you footage of Dominion worker reportedly caught manipulating voter data.
		What they did was illegal on tape.
		We actually know who he is.
		We're not going to release his name yet, but we've got the intel.
		So do our people.
		But this is incredible.
		This will not stand, Lovelace.
		You've been caught.
		We do not accept your fraudulent leader, your ChiCom agent Joe Biden.
		You're on notice.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Remarkable restraint on Alex's part not saying this person's name.
		Yeah.
		Because, you know, I mean, that's kind of a big part of what's gotten him in trouble in the past, which is, you know, leading and amplifying kind of campaigns that seek to harass, threaten, intimidate private citizens.
		So I hope, you know, I hope he doesn't get into that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think it's so weird how willing he is to go after individual people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How weird.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that's the only way he can really assert power.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I suppose.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think anybody else is scared of him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like John B. doesn't give a fuck.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		James Oliphantis, the guy who owned Comet Ping Pong, was ready to take him to court.
		Alex backed down hard when those people were like, no, fuck you.
		People like David Rothschild.
		He showed up on Alex's show and talked to him for like half an hour.
		Bill Ayers showed up and was like, what are you talking about?
		Like these people aren't afraid of him.
		You know who is?
		Someone knows strangers.
unidentified		But like I said, man, there's pathos.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's pathos.
		Because you can really tell that Alex loves telling this story about how Trump's people told him to get to the bottom of this Dominion thing.
		It's so sad when you know what's up and this is just a conspiracy from QAnon boards.
		God, this is so sad.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We are living in the most incredible time in world history on so many fronts.
		But I got a call from the president's representative.
		And they asked me three weeks ago when I was in Arizona.
		Let's just say one of Trump's sons gave me a call and he put me in touch with an executive with a major voting machine company.
		I'm going to leave it at that.
		And they said, look, we know Soros, the Chinese, are involved.
		We want you to investigate it and we want you to separately bring it out.
		And I said, well, if you know it, why do I have to find it?
		And they said, look, I said, oh, because it's classified and I've got to find it myself.
		They said, we're not saying that.
		Well, I got a call two days ago from the security firm I hired that were former Army internal security researchers.
		So they're good researchers.
		And they ferreted it out and found that 75 plus percent of a major Swiss UBS bank investment firm is owned by the Communist Party Central Committee and by one of their major provinces and that they put all of this money, 400 million, into Dominion.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just can't get over how pathetic this is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is like a school kid bragging about their dad being Superman.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, like the president, I'll just say, I'll leave it at one of his sons called me and said, you've got to get, ooh, is it because it's classified?
		Why not?
		Because it's not.
		Yeah.
		SEC filings.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a little bit like a con man.
		It's very much like no, no, I mean, he is a con man, but this particular one reminds me of like the old ones where it's somebody with a vaguely European accent who's talking to the New York Stock Exchange people like, yes, I'm a representative of King Harold.
		And he's trying to keep it all secret.
		Very, very secret, of course.
unidentified		But if you'll loan me $1 million, I'll be able to, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And if you know that the king is, you're like, you're a fucking lunatic, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you're not pulling it off, you look like an insane person.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And, you know, simultaneously, I can see this and he is not pulling it off.
		Right.
		But there's probably enough people who are just dumb or just captured by him and think that he means a goddamn word he says.
		And that's really sad.
		It's really sad for them.
		And it's really sad for Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It really is.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just on a human level, that he's a 40-something-year-old man, 46, 47-year-old man who's in his studio bragging complete bullshit lies about the president's son telling him to do this investigation that he just saw on a QAnon board.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, when you put it in that context, it sounds bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, it's also like this is just, it's painful to me.
		Like, I had a really tough time with the first half of this December 1st episode because it is this.
		This dude is just a sad mope.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This is 1 trillion percent the smoking gun.
		And then it just gets worse from there.
		The communist Chinese wired through a secretive Swiss bank account $400 million to Dominion on October 7th.
		I mean, wow.
		I suggest you go get these documents.
		I suggest you get them out.
		And I don't normally say sources and things like that, but, you know, I want you to know how real this is.
		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just a bummer.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the other thing that's really sad about this is like, if you really look at it from a professional perspective, Alex is reduced to taking something from QAnon circles, pretending it's not that, and then just trying to resell it.
		Anybody who's like engaged in those QAnon communities would see this and be like, oh, we already knew that.
		We knew this days before your article came out.
		This is old news to real conspiracy heads.
		He's trailing behind the thing that he thinks is a ripoff of himself.
		And it's just, man, you should quit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You should just quit.
		Shakespeare were alive.
		She me thinks she does protest too much would be like, Jesus fucking Christ, stop protesting.
		It's too obvious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, I would say that Alex has been a little bit out of line with talking about this Dominion employee, but I will say, up till this point, he hasn't really been trying to intimidate the guy until now.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But here's video.
		We know who the guy is.
		We tracked him.
		Democrat operative.
		We know where he worked.
		McDonald's and GameStop before this.
		We've not released his photo or his name yet.
		Javier.
		But we have the footage of him in the key county illegally, whether he knew it or not, going up with a thumb drive, taking it out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's pretty much a real, that's really fucked up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's really fucked up because you could also tell how much Alex kind of relished that moment where he feels like he's threatening.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Javier, I know you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Anytime I can drop it on you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But at least there's a lot of Javiers in the world.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So like, at least he didn't say his name.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Palming the USB and waddling out.
		And we've got his name, Javier Corey, as we told you.
		I wasn't going to break it myself.
		Let Gateway Pundin do it.
		Stay in attack formation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oops.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I hope this does not come back to bite you in the ass and you don't get sued.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I hope it does.
		And he should be sued immediately.
		And even if nothing happens, the judge should look at his other lawsuits and be like, see, this is what you're trying to do.
		He's like, no, it.
		I can see it in your eyes.
		You're trying to do this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is a clear pattern of behavior.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is the same shit.
		And we're going to stop you before you kill this guy.
		Hooray.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or this kind of behavior happening a couple days ago could be inserted as part of the Sandy Hook trial as a piece of information.
		Like he is not stopping behaving in ways that are tailored to raising the possibility of harm coming to private citizens.
		Like it's, I just don't understand.
		I guess I do kind of understand.
		He's an asshole.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's an asshole.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it shouldn't work like, uh-oh, okay.
		So you've just told me what the exact line is.
		So what I'm going to do is tiptoe up to as close as little to the line as possible and then wave my hands at you and be like, nah, nah, you can't catch me.
		I didn't kill this guy this time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Your honor, this is completely different because it's about a different thing.
		Yeah, same behavior, about a different thing.
		Oh, whatever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What a fucking asshole.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So now, Jordan, like I said, there's a lot of pathos at the beginning part, and I was kind of bummed out about it.
		And there was a part of me that felt like, well, this is interesting because it is pathetic.
		And there's an interesting glimpse of Alex trying to put on his sort of Superman jumper and try and play the role of what he thinks he is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Daddy turned me into a detective.
		So I found everything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I was like, oh, that's interesting, but that's not great.
		I need more from this episode.
		And thankfully, another someone who might be a daddy to Alex shows up.
		And that is our boy, Steve Pacheco.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Back to Steve.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		Let me remind you that a couple of weeks ago and several months ago, I told you that I was told by my fellow countrymen in Cyber Command that I was to announce on your show, Owen Schroyer's show, that we had put a QFS watermarks on all the ballots.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		We had monitored all the machines on Dominion, and we had expected everything to come out, and it came out of cyber control.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Where's David Knight?
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		I don't have the same favorite factor that you have, but I do know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		David, you're in the building?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's not happy about it, I have to imagine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Steve is still on this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Still on it, huh?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex is still having him on, which is weird because, again, this is a direct contradiction of literally every other talking point that Alex is spouting.
		Now, Steve is not only contradicting Alex in terms of like, no, this was a sting operation this entire election.
		He also is not thrilled with the idea that Alex is like, hey, maybe we should have martial law.
		Steve's like, no.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		We don't need martial law.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		What we have in effect now is we have prepared the sting operation, which I announced here on Alex Jones because I was given that permission.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's given the permission.
		It's cool.
		So, yeah, man, I mean, look, okay.
		I'm never going to be like, hey, I have common cause with Steve Pieczenik.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I do find it comforting on some level that he's not saying we need martial law.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but he's also said we should dissolve the government and Melania should be queen.
unidentified		Yeah, that's why I don't want common cause.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would like some clarity coming from Dr. Steve.
		All right.
		He's who I go to when I'm looking for sanity in this InfoWorld's world.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When you need a North Star.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's what I'm all about.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, unfortunately, Alex decides that this is the time when he's going to be like, yeah, I don't know.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Some people say you're making this up and you're full of it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let me just say.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		David Knight knows.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay, and I think you're a credible person.
		I respect you.
		You've been brilliant accurate in the past.
		So that goes a long way for me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That clip is essentially Alex trying to play both sides of the fence.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, David says you're full of shit, and I still want to talk to you, so...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think it's even less that and more just like, if anybody in the audience were to attack him from either side, he can cover his base with a clip like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He can say that some people say that you're full of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's me being a hard-hitting journalist and pushing back on you.
		Then if someone is into Steve's theories, he'd be like, I said that he has a great track record and that goes a long way with me.
		Yeah, he's just being mealy mouthed here.
		Anyway, Steve's talking about the situation we find ourselves in.
		The ballots are all accounted for in barcodes or whatever the fuck.
		And also, some generals have sent troops all over the country and the Supreme Court needs to be taken out.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		I can tell you that Nacassoni has been running a very effective monitoring system and that we have deployed military elements all over the country.
		I can tell you that in North Florida, the amount of planes that have come in with war equipment, with a regular army, National Guard, and others has increased markedly.
		I can tell you that at the same time, John Roberts, the Supreme Court, may have a problem.
		He is a sick man.
		He's had a history of seizures.
		We know that his interpretation of corruption is what we call the minimalist quid pro quo corruption.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, that is what we call the minimalist quid pro quo corruption.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Cool.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Cool.
		You're talking about sort of, you know, the inefficiency.
		Like A, he's unqualified, the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
		Meanwhile, we got General Nacassoni coming in and bringing an army into the world.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
unidentified		Tomorrow we march on Florida.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What are you doing?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I never know which of their plans I would be interested in letting play out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not that one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not that one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But sometimes they'll sometimes they'll have like a like they all of their plans are like they at the giant pinko board and then they just drop something.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Caravan is a plan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm glad they followed through.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I will say that by the end of this episode, I have another one that I fucking hope Alex follows through with.
		It will be my next like Caravanity project.
		If Alex does this, I might live stream for days straight of just like you need updates on what's going on with this.
		It's one of the most exciting things.
		You know what?
		Fuck it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Unprecedented.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If Alex follows through with what he claims he's going to do later in this episode, I might join him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		Okay.
		All right.
		Four different COVID.
		Don't worry about it.
		We'll figure it out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, we'll talk about this later in the episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We'll get you in a bubble, a literal bubble boy situation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So earlier, you said, by the way, I hate to be a tease.
		This will all be revealed within this episode.
		Earlier, you were mentioning that the way that Alex was talking about him being told to do this Dominion investigation sounds Stevish.
		And because Steve is still on the election was a sting operation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why would then the government ask Alex to the left hand can't know what the right hand's doing, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is a problem for Alex, though, especially in terms of presentation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That issue.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He needs to ask Steve, help me out of this, my guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Come on, buddy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		If Congress doesn't stand up, if the electors on December 15th, Dr. Steve Pieczenik, don't say no to this fraud, then they will put Biden in, and Trump says he'll go.
		So if there is these watermarks and all this proof, and I believe you talked to those sources who told you, so I believe you're in good faith.
		I think you're a good person.
		When do we see the cards on the table?
		What's about to happen?
		Like, why would the White House see to me, this doesn't mean I'm important.
		It means the president's quadriplexic, politically cut off.
		Why would they get me to go after Soros and the Chikoms?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is a good question.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We get the smoking gun documents, but it takes us two and a half weeks to get it.
		Why?
		I mean, if they have this, why?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why?
		Because it does make sense.
		It's a great question.
		Why would they do that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Some would say it's an unanswerable question.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would say that it's a very simple.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They wouldn't.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, but Steve can't say that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, that's a bad idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, because in order for their illusions to continue that the audience needs to buy into to keep the cash flow going.
		Of course.
		Steve needs to not be a complete liar, and Alex needs to not be shown to have not talked to the White House about this QAnon post that he's passing off as a scoop.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everybody's in a little bit of a dangerous position right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		But there is a really smooth way to get out of this pickle, and that is Leo Zagami.
		No, Steve's just got to do exactly what he always does when things get tough.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		I appreciate the fact that you're getting very excited, but the reality is the game has already been played.
		What's happening is that Trump anticipated most of this.
		Trump actually and the intelligence community really picked you as the source for which I was to announce what they wanted me to announce.
		And I'm not just a certain person or stooge because I don't get paid.
		I'm really not interested in promotion.
		I really don't garner anything other than being a citizen warrior and chosen as the mainstream media as opposed to the New York Times, the Post.
		So although you're getting excited, what is happening all around you, Alex, is exactly what we expected.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so when you're encountered with this unanswerable question where the only logical, rational, real-world explanation is you're both crazy liars.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		You know, you get out of that by being like, Alex, calm down.
		You were chosen because you're so great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're the best.
		You're the best there ever was, buddy.
		Look at these compliments.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't look at me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a very easy way to get out of the conversation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And also, you know, then Steve can transition into other topics like how Biden will never be president.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
		I will guarantee you Biden will not become president of the United States because right now he's wearing possibly an ankle bracelet because he said he has a little bit of a problem on his ankle and he's, you know, he's twisted his ankle.
		I don't believe that so.
		You might look at that problem.
		So in effect, what you're seeing now is that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Doc, come on, now that sounds like Q stuff.
		He's got an ankle bracelet.
		I mean, I hope so.
		Hope he gets a different type of bracelet.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		But look, I can't get excited the way you can, Alex.
		That's the reason why I come on.
		I mean, this is not unusual for me.
		We said it a long time ago.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, I want to believe you.
		So in 50 days, I only tell you this, buddy.
		I am going to, I'm just going to.
		If you're right in 50 days, you are going to be the king of the planet to me.
		I already really like you.
		You've got me great info over the years.
		You've been on the show for 19 years.
		It's been really accurate info.
		So I just hope you're right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is what it sounds like when someone doesn't believe someone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fuck you, Alex.
		Fuck you.
		That's not fair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Get this dude off your show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not just that, but how dare you say that sounds like Q shit 20 minutes after you said Q shit?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A bunch of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You fucking.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're being very fast and loose with a private citizen's safety.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you're pitching a nonsensical, stupid voter fraud conspiracy based on QAnon stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And you're saying his QAnon bullshit is stupid.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's unfair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's just rude.
		Well, you got to make it look good.
		That's rude.
		Anyway, Steve is a pro.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When Alex says this sounds like QAnon stuff, he's like, hey, man, I can't get excited like you get excited.
		I don't know what that means.
		But Steve's got to make it like, no, dude, you're so important.
		You're so important.
		Every time Alex is getting a little bit out of pocket.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think you might be full of shit.
		You're a good-looking dude.
		I think you're great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you know what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I was wrong, dude.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I should never have doubted you.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		Because of your show and that video that I did with you, it was sent to China.
		And believe it or not, I got a call from what I call my Chinese nanny, who's been my control officer in China for the past 30 years.
		That meant President Xi and the Public Bureau of Safety in China personally had to call me up three weeks ago because of the show that I went on on your show, Alex, to explain that they are not looking for any trouble to say that it was an excellent show, meaning that they don't want to get into a problem situation.
unidentified		Steve went on on InfoWars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dune.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And President Xi called and is like, hey, man, we don't want trouble.
unidentified		We don't want no trouble.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Steve.
		I do not know what I'm listening to.
		I do not know what's actually happening right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's absurd.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alex being like, oh, Trump personally sent me on a message to investigate shit that I made up and I'm creating this whole fictional mythology around how I'm great.
		And then Steve coming with that bullshit happening?
		Are we talking?
		What am I watching?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, look, I think Steve knows that we exist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think he knows that in order to be interesting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In order to make it on our show.
		Exactly.
		He's got to come with it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you want to make the after-show, your character needs to be interested.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's got to be good.
		Yeah.
		Especially if you're only on for short bursts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		don't want to be the character who doesn't get a rose so to speak and steve you i mean he has he gets a rose he He is also somebody who, unfortunately, runs the risk of being pretty boring pretty easily because he's made so many deep cuts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		His escalation has to be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified		It has to be President Chi called because he wanted the picture based on my appearance on InfoWars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No problems here, guys.
		Just want to give you a call.
		Say you got the go-ahead and everything's okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She wants to parlay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, guys.
		We just want you to say, stay frosty out there.
		You keep going.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She wants me to work as an intermediary between Alex Jones and China.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And again, just inexplicable and pointless little bit of racism there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is having this interview with Steve, and he's also like, I got to go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got to leave early.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to be playing hooky in the next few hours when Paul Joseph Watson has Candace Owens, an amazing guest on.
		So busy with breaking news and documents and intel that I have to go off air.
		And tomorrow, we'll have giant breaking news here for you on air with the information I'm going to be getting.
		But it's so huge.
		I'm going to have to go off air in about 10 minutes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not.
		There's nothing big going on at all.
		I would probably make myself scarce if the team up is going to be Paul Joseph Watson and Candace Owens.
		It's been my feeling that she's not thrilled with being associated with InfoWars actively.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because I think that she thought that there was a bigger space for her.
		Like with Turning Point.
		Charlie Kirk is never coming on InfoWars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, but I think I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I haven't tracked her career as closely, but it seems like she's back in the place where she would be on InfoWars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, she thought she could get out into a bigger pond, and now she's back in the small InfoWars pond.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Still be with Paul as opposed to be with Alex.
		If you're going to do it, go with Paul.
		It somehow seems safer for your reputation.
		So Alex is going to leave early because he's got to pretend to work.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whatever.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Steve has not going anywhere.
		He has one more big swing to make.
		I love this one.
		I was like, what the fuck?
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		So I'm telling you, Beijing called me directly because of the show that you're doing right now.
		And we wanted to use you as the main thoroughfare for that announcement.
		The last part that you have to know is that, ironically, one of my neighbors in northern Florida Increased the fencing and the size of Gitmo by 200%.
		In other words, I have a neighbor who's in charge of wire and fencing for prisons.
		And he went to Gitmo a year ago and increased the size of Gitmo and Guantanamo based by over 100%.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Shouldn't you be against that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is he trying to say that's because Obama's taller than the other prisoners have been in the past?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that what we're trying to say?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the globalists that you're going to incarcerate in Guantanamo and your fantasies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Way taller.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The issue with them and the safety there is Wall Settlements.
		Yeah, Wall Sides.
		Yeah, this is silly.
		But what he's talking about is there were reports of Trump building new construction at Guantanamo, whereas prior to this, the tendency and the trend had been towards closing it.
		So I think he's just trying to use some of those ideas which are super popular in the QAnon world.
		I think Steve is really just like at this point.
		He's just a Q guy.
		And so's Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Quite frankly.
		Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
		So, like, such champions of weirdness becoming followers.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it is something to be said about Q's ability as a mental disease to infect, I mean, everybody, you know?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It just gets fucking in your head.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're not immune if you're a conspiracy leader.
		Yeah.
		You can fall.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, but these people who are leaders are smart enough to not say this is what they're into.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They know that they can take the ideas and the sort of trends in the conspiracy world and then reorient them a little bit into being about like my friend General has told me the same thing.
		Oh, yeah, sure.
		Yeah, Q is saying that stuff, but that's just because it's parallel.
		It's the same thing.
		I'm just getting it from a real source.
		Whereas, wait.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I imagine that it feels a little bit like stock speculating to be one of these conspiracy people like dealing with Q, like trying to be like, okay, well, I think this is one of the theories that's going to stick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And if I get on this one, then I'll get more whenever it goes mainstream, whereas...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It may be stock speculating, but it's also there's no consequences for being wrong.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, but yeah, that's fair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		People just forget.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nobody just loses all that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would be like the stock market if whenever the stock went down, people forgot you bought it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Every day.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Every day a clean slate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex says goodbye to Steve.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And this is not how you part ways with someone who you think is credible.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		God bless you.
		We'll talk to you soon.
		SteveBashinik.com.
		Have a great week coming up.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		You too.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All right.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Man, I hope he's right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You shouldn't have to hope he's right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have the best guests.
		I have the best people.
		And man, I hope that bullshit he just spun makes sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it sounds good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably bullshit.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Bullshit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So we jump into the second.
		And Alex starting the show really just sort of ruminating about himself as a child and talking about things that are absolutely not true.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		When I was six years old, seven years old, I like to watch PBS Frontline.
		I like to watch the long Supreme Court debates, the few that they ever televised.
		I really found how things actually work is incredibly interesting.
		But then I learned that almost no one else actually wants to study how things work.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When Alex was six years old, he was so advanced, Jordan, you understand, that he was watching full unedited C-SPAN Supreme Court hearings because he was so fascinated.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But as he got older, he realized no one was as serious as him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let me posit you an alternate theory.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		When he found out how hard it was to actually do research, he decided that what he did was actual research and what everybody else did was crazy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, at a certain point, he realized it's really tough to read a book.
		It's hard to a third person or to somebody else, to an external observer.
		There is no difference between you having read the book and you saying you read the book.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That sounds true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That is quite a revelation to have at the age of six, and I applaud Alex for it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		When I was six years old, I realized that if I put Infinite Jest on my bookshelf, people will think I was smart.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I did that myself with the same book.
unidentified		So, Alex, God damn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I was so excited at this point on the second.
		I could have, I almost couldn't contain myself because I don't know if you remember this, but I think it was a 2015 episode.
		Alex got on air and he was like, I am going to, in this episode, jump the shark.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I do recall that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I am going to, as a piece of art, performance art, call for the banning of Islam.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then he proceeded to talk himself into.
		But what he set out to do was like this thing that he was being overly clear about his intentions, which kind of ruined the sort of satirical thrust of it.
		But it was like, I love to see that you had an idea and you wanted to try.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got that again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Inadvertently, he made our satirical piece work by trying to do a satirical piece and then winding up embodying the thing that he thought he was satirizing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it was interesting on that level.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I guess it's the same this time.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now, I thought about the best way to say this, but I'm just going to get it right out there.
		I think it will be more effective to wake you up if I actually join the dark side.
		Do it.
		I am seriously considering completely shifting into the enemy mindset and presenting all this and just telling people world government's good and that you should kill yourselves for the earth.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, like, I would love it if he did, as a joke, just did like a Bill Gates is great because it would be the most incompetent, nonsensical piece of satire or sort of character-based nonsense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would be a thrill.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		One, it has to be a surprise.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nobody can know you're about to do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Two, you have to commit to the bit.
		You have to open by saying something like that.
		You have to stay solid.
		You can't break character and you have to go for a good long while.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, but I was like, oh, maybe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And he can't do any of those things.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, but he's saying, like, I've just been thinking about this.
		I got to go to the dark side and be like the globalists.
		And then he started to get real fucking dark to a point where, like, you are being what I would consider quite the dark side.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The public cares.
		Good people care.
		Christians care.
		That's the main group that's resisting.
		And that's seeing.
		But everyone else is running headlong into it and wanting to be slaves, wanting to be slowly killed, wanting to be made unhappy, wanting to be failures because they are not meant to go into the future.
		They are meant to die.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, what?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And that's God's plan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, so are you telling me that the evil enemy that you hate has come to the conclusion that humans aren't worth living and has decided to kill all of us?
		And you think that that's evil.
		However, you agree that humans aren't worth living and God is going to kill them all.
		Correct?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And his sort of evidence for this that he's basing it on is that it seems like only Christians are interested in fighting the Christian zealotry war that he's hit the crusade that he's imagining.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It seems odd that this Christian crusade is only backed by Christians.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		And so that's strange to him.
		And it's proof that everyone else is meant to die in God's plan.
		I think that that's really fucked up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think he went from, I think I'm going to join the dark side to I think I am the dark side very quickly without seeming to realize that he was doing it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, and that is not him being like performancey on the dark side because his version of performance of the dark side would be like, you should put this in your body.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It wouldn't be all non-Christians seem like they're destined for death and that's just God's plan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Isn't he the guy who says that Islam is violent?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
		Yes.
		Cool.
		I do think that at any point, maybe I was being hyperbolic when I said the GOP is ISIS, but damn, woof, this is ISIS.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Alex is he's he's he's he's a ways down that road, at least in terms of ideology and thought.
		Yeah.
		And hopes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And let's hope not deeds.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, this was interesting to me because that's kind of it for this thing that he was intending to do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He had this great idea of like performatively becoming the dark side.
		And then he immediately said something incredibly dark and did embody what I would think is hidden to a dark side.
		But now that he's done with that, Alex tells a story that I think does not make the point that he wants it to make.
		I think that he sounds like an asshole in this story.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They're in fantasy land.
		They're losers.
		They're not the resistance.
		They're the establishment.
		And they're.
		I mean, I had this guy this weekend, Sunday, I went for a walk down at Zilker Park, and I'm walking along the creek there that dumps into the Colorado River.
		And I see this guy, you know, about 25, kind of the academic type, antifun.
		He's got his, you know, his beard and everything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Academic type.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And he's wearing a black top, black pants, but no, no antifun stuff I could see, but I could tell.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I could see how he was looking at me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He looks, and then he starts walking towards me at an angle like he's going to hit me, like he's going to do something.
		And so as he starts coming towards me, menacing, I just couldn't help it.
		I just instinctively started walking over, and I was getting ready to just drive his ass into the ground.
		He was stupid and take a swing.
		Well, it was just instinctive that I started like a magnet coming to him and I was going to knock his ass down in that ground hard.
		And at the last minute, he kind of went like that and then looked scared.
		It's like, yeah, dude, this isn't fantasy world.
		This isn't LARPing.
		You're about to get hurt bad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It sounds like Alex just threatened a guy randomly that he imagined was wished him ill and was academic Antifa types.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is scary.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So let me see if I can get the details of this story correctly.
		And I'm going to do this from the point of a neutral observer.
		So I'm in a different angle.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe you're a birdwatcher out there, but not kids.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's hanging out, not doing much.
		I see Alex.
		I see Alex Jones over there just shaking because he's Alex.
		Right.
		Just visibly just vibrating.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then I see a guy over there, probably a little wayfish, wearing glasses.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Beard.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's got a black shirt on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's got black shorts on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bookish Antifa type.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then he just starts walking away.
		And then Alex Jones, visibly shaking, starts walking directly towards him and almost throws a fist at him.
		And I'm supposed to think, oh, well, it's the Antifa guy's fault.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, at the last minute, the Antifa guy looked like he was about to get hit by somebody.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then all of a sudden, he's so subservient.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's so scared of the clear, threatening vibe I was giving off.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to go with Alex Jones suddenly running towards me on a day where I was just reading at the park.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's going to make me go away.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In that story, I don't hear any clear indication that Alex's violence was in response to any real violence or threateningness of this person who was just on the trail.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex has decided because they're wearing black and have a beard, are academic Antifa.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whatever the fuck that means.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex seems like he's a threat to people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It does seem like what he just said was: if I feel a bad vibe, I will kill someone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you're wearing black, you're probably Antifa, and I might fucking hit you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I might just fucking haul off and beat the shit out of you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And if you act like it's weird that I'm about to hit you, or maybe you duck and cower, then I'm going to be like, why are you emotionally manipulating me?
		Yeah, why are you acting like someone's about to hit you?
		You were about to hit me.
		Oh, geez.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Alex has a lot of fantasies.
		One is that academic Antifa is trying to get him on the trail.
		Another is that in the near future, his books, I guess he's written a couple books.
		Sort of.
unidentified		Anyway, his show will be contraband.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And you can record this and you can save this.
		And in that dystopic future, you won't be able to find it on the cloud or online.
		You'll have to have contraband old devices that your smart devices will refuse to even allow to be plugged in.
		You'll have to go through a lot of hoops to even have this saved.
		So I would suggest you transcribe it.
		And in the future, you'll have to hide it.
		In the near future.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In the near future.
		I would love it for Alex to, like, go to Europe and see, like, wall sockets and be like, It's happened already!
		No! No!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is this AC or DC?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nothing means anything anymore.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		What a dumb dumb.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, in this next clip, the only thing I would say about that last thing is just like, this is just such a desire to be forbidden or whatever.
		He's just so into that idea.
		I think it's probably from one too many bad sci-fi novels.
		Yeah.
		So we talk a lot about Alex's bizarre morality, this idea of sort of galactic rules and stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Mike down for this next clip because he talks about it a little bit more.
		And this is something I really need your help with.
		Okay.
		Because this is another clue about how this moral system works.
		But it doesn't make sense.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You're not injected with one microchip.
		You're injected with hundreds of little tiny ones that all have the same amount of data on them that a chip 10 years ago had.
		And you're saying, why don't they just spray it out of helicopters or out of planes and then we ingest it and breathe it?
		Metaphysically, they're not allowed to do that.
		Historically, they have to get you under pressure to do it.
		They've got to leave a way out for you on a skate patch, but they need to force you to do it.
		It's a push, but then it becomes a shove once God removes the barrier hedge.
		And then, yes, they will put it in your water, put it in your food, put it everywhere.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So God has the barrier hedge to this sort of free will thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The devil, once God says, hey, go ahead, then the devil can go ahead and just mess with your free will.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's why there's chemtrails, I guess, because God was like, yeah, that hedge is gone.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Fuck it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who cares?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think if I understand what.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because Alex does believe in chemtrails.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, he does.
		Yes.
		But you can't spray things randomly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		God removed that hedge.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So I think if I understand correctly, I think what he's saying is that the devil, the literal Christian devil, which is real and is running Biden's campaign still somehow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And might have called Steve.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it might have called Steve.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		China called and did the devil.
		Yeah, yeah.
		Both.
		Steve got two phone calls.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the devil said he wasn't doing well.
		So he can push you, right?
		And God will stop him from going too far unless you've given a little bit of like a, hey, maybe I'll go along with the devil.
		And then God will remove that final ring of protection and then you will be thrown into the abyss.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that's what he's saying.
		I think that I don't know if I don't, I'm not certain based on the things that I've heard that this hedge of protection that God has.
		I'm not certain that that is like relies on your choice.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It has to because you have to have the way out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And you have to be able to...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So you have to choose the devil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But how do chemtrails work then?
unidentified		Uh...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, you chose to look up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it doesn't matter if I look up.
		According to them, you're breathing in all these aluminums and whatever the fuck in the air.
		That is something that you can't escape.
		You did not make any choice that that is something that is completely above your will.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You did not agree to that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Therefore, it's an infringement of your will.
unidentified		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But it hasn't been primed yet.
		It's just like a bomb without a timer.
		You've just got all the stuff in you, and then you have to believe something, and then they'll activate it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		No.
		I can't imagine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm struggling.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This makes less than zero sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't understand this new wrinkle to it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't like it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But there's another wrinkle, and that is fuck up.
		And that is that you can't do things to kids.
		But I think from the context of this, Alex is talking about vaccines.
unidentified		Yes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now, the real ultimate sin here is, though, they target children before they are of age to make the discernment.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And so that's why the Satanists are so cursed, is they cheat and they lie to themselves.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why can they cheat?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And then break the metaphysical rule that they are not allowed to hurt innocents.
		They're only allowed to get adults to not support themselves and to make a bad decision to receive the spiritual interdimensional transmission from Satan.
		So it's real simple.
		They're tuned in.
		It's real simple.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They like it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They like the Satan channel.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I want a ruler and I want somebody to slap his hands whenever he's like, well, see, they can cheat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you said they can't cheat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But that's why they're cursed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but you said they can't cheat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, if they're already cursed, then why would they just continue cheating?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's no greater punishment after hell, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So, if you've already cheated, why would you then be like, well, we still have to follow the rules of the world.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you cheat, you're cursed, but you're not going to hell.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're cursed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
unidentified		Oh, well, then I guess I retract all of my arguments.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That makes you smile weird.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex can pick you out of a crowd.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Those are the problems with being cursed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		You can't be a day walker anymore.
		I gotcha.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because I think what he's saying is that they're getting around the cosmic rules.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because these children are agreeing to get vaccinated, but they don't know any better.
		So it's like cosmic rules with loopholes that big.
		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's only one person.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, I would suggest that if this is some kind of thing that really curses you, you know, having children make decisions that they're unable to understand.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What about baptism?
		What about child baptism?
		Should that be a problem?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no, because the children can choose that, and that's good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I mean, I understand that subjectively you would say that that is a good decision as opposed to getting a vaccine, which you think is a bad decision, which you're being tricked into.
unidentified		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		However, externally, like from the view of the universe, these are both things that this child cannot decide.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you can't trick a kid towards God.
		That's the other cosmic rule.
		You can only go towards if you get baptized, you've meant to.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It just seems weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just don't understand what it is exactly that makes those acts different outside of wanting them to be different.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I just don't understand why you would want to be involved in any of that.
		Like, I don't want morality.
		Yeah.
		I don't want, I don't want to be, I don't want to be good in this morality.
		This seems even more, being good seems even more somehow evil in his morality.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's all incredibly confusing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're incoherent.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How can you live on a day?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, I don't know.
		I might be the devil.
		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How do you make small moral choices?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, should I tell my wife she looks pretty today, or do I have to be 100% honest?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Is me telling her she looks pretty going to take away her free will to dress herself as she so chooses?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Am I the devil?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oof.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's almost it's paralyzing.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's terrifying.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But look, anyway, the devil, he has weird rules.
		The devil's followers are cursed.
		Yeah.
		But hey, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So are Gods.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But we've gotten to where we've gotten.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the more you just got to resist.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And the enemy's biggest leg up is that what they're doing is so focused, so diabolical, so over the top that people just have real trouble grasping it.
		And they project their own mindset onto the establishment.
		And people don't want to face this.
		People don't want to know the big truth.
		They think that they can just deny it, and it's like a problem that's going to go away.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is a foul.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And so the more you resist, the quicker this is going to be over with.
		We're still going to go through the fire.
		But acquiescing to what's coming is going to destroy you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So when I hear that, I hear something along the lines of like, you know, hey, let's all burn.
		Yeah.
		The more you fight, the better it'll be.
		So why not join an insurgency of some sort?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't get what I want.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everyone's going to die.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, the fire.
unidentified		I. Cleansing fire, as Alex has referred to it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I want to throw a flag.
		I want there to be a 10-yard penalty for him being like, people project onto the establishment because things are too difficult for them to understand.
		And then they want to live in denial.
		I want to throw a flag on that.
		You just, you can't say it.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex veers off from this path of like, fire.
unidentified		We'll all live through the fire and fire will come.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He wants to hit on some of his sort of modern talking points, some of these villains.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All these articles about looking forward to the end of humanity.
		And Klaus Schwab is like, it's going to be so good for you.
		You are going to drink sewage.
		These are actual quotes.
		You're going to drink sewage and eat weeds.
		And there will not be any more people in it.
		It's good for my friends.
		Again, he will be drinking this sewage.
		He's saying this in German, by the way.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		With a Russian accent, of course.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Speeches are in other languages.
		But you need to read the transcripts.
		It's in the news today.
		I'm not kidding.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I think that's one of those things that's like really easy to see through what he's lying about.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		These are direct quotes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's like, yeah, okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will feed you dog turds.
		This is what you will do.
		These are actual quotes, by the way.
		I am telling you, I am in Germany, by the way.
		I am a German man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Without even doing any looking into any of this, it would be so easy for someone to be like, oh, yeah, he's talking about sewage treatment plants, turning that into potable water.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the potential of weeds as being a cultivatable food source.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Think of turning things that we usually think of as not good into things that are good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's called progress.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And like weeds are things that grow without any human intervention.
		If there were a way that you could turn that into food source, it would be amazing.
		It would be something that would be really great.
		Renewable water is something that will be increasingly important in the future.
unidentified		Imagine if food was an invasive species, just food.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not like Klaus Schwab is coming in and being able to eat this dandelion in this cup of piss.
unidentified		I shall feed you all manner of poop.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So silly.
		Anyway, Alex is, you know, very serious.
		Yes.
		Talking about foreign language speeches that Klaus Schwab gives.
		And like this next subject is just as serious.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And I've already burned through this segment.
		I haven't gotten any of the clips I want to get to.
		We'll cover all the election fraud and that nightmare and where that's going next hour.
		But everybody's flipping out about this video that's up on Infowars.com.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Flipping out.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		From last night, we should probably repost the article.
		But COVID prediction from Project Runway in March of last year.
		So a full 10, 11 months before it was even named that or on the radar.
		But again, where do the globalists like to put stuff in fashion and in movies and in culture?
		They want to tell you.
		Like some serial killers will do that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is so dumb.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		My instinct, whenever somebody's like, Project One Runway predicts something in March of last year is just go, nah, get the fuck out of here.
		But when it gets paid off with where do the globalists put things?
		Fashion shows.
		It's in Project Runway.
		That's where they hide all of their secrets, Dan.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Klaus Schwab comes up with an evil plan to make people eat sewage.
		And then Tim Gunn says, make it happen.
		I think that's his catchphrase.
		I can't remember.
		Pretty sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Make it work.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That sounds right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think that's what it is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have not seen that show.
		Make it work.
		But an ex of mine from years past loved that.
		And I watched a fuck ton of that show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that where you first heard about COVID?
unidentified		What?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I didn't watch that season.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I looked into this, though.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course, you looked into it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, there was a contestant whose name was COVID with a K, which is a Sanskrit word.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm already off the train.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, there was a challenge called the Head-to-Toe Challenge.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We had to make an outfit that involved the head to the feet and entire outfit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right, so it's a guy named COVID creating a bodysuit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, no, but the outfit involved a mask.
		Uh-huh.
		And so, like, COVID made a mask.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I got it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a fucking game.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Coincidences, it's great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We all have a great time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a game show.
		And, like, if you wanted to take a really easy route, you could maybe make a hat.
		But the mask is something that may be a little bit more adventurous, maybe a little more difficult to pull off as an outfit.
		And it just so happened that the person's name was COVID with a K, which is not the same word.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are you sure the Globalists didn't plant a person named COVID to make a mask in order to give us the cosmic realization that eventually a pandemic would be coming, named COVID, and they will be using masks in order to turn us into their own models on Project No Fun Way?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Really, quite frankly, the laugh they're having is huge.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is very large.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But you know what's also really interesting?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know what also is really interesting? Is like they couldn't laugh unless Alex found out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, unless Alex reported on this, the globalists couldn't laugh at Abdul.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a real bummer.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a joke that's too subtle for anyone to get.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, they need Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, they're in a terrible dance of death.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But Alex doesn't need them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're a demon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I really think he does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're demons.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're vampires.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But he's a demon.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But they're vampires.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, well, that's true.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		By the way, you know, there's paintings of Count Dracula.
		Spinning image of Prince Charles.
		So, see, I could say I could do a lot here about County. Dracula.
		Blood-drinking, child-killing, pedophile murderers.
		So.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You can either fight them or you can roll over and die to them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like Count Dracula.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He wants to put his genetics into your blood.
		He wants to defile you.
		He wants to put his material into your cells and overwrite your cell cell by cell.
		It's not a flying saucer crashed out in Antarctica in the movie The Thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There are paintings of the movie.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's coming out of a Chinese laboratory.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No paintings.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's not the movie The Hunger where they look under the microscope and they see the vampire cell taking over the other cell.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I didn't see that one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'll have to check it out.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's not a David Bowie movie.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Excellent film, by the way.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which David Bowie movie?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's the real world, boys and girls.
		I want to do things here in a moment, but let me just do this.
		I need money to fight this war.
unidentified		Cool.
unidentified		Love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I need money to fight these vampires.
		Honestly, wooden steaks are expensive as hell.
		You should see the fucking garlic bills at Infowar Studio.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, that's something that most vampire movies that have stuck with the old ways, you know, it's very cost-effective.
		You can find cheap steak material just about anywhere.
		I mean, you know, the later blade movies where you have to have high-tech stuff and the underworld movies where you got to do all that stuff.
		But even then, still, stays the same, basically.
		Put a steak through its heart.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sunlight, steak, garlic.
		Garlic keeps them away.
		Yeah.
		I have a little garlic garlic.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You got a little garlic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's why we're totally vampire-free.
		Not scared of these things that Alex is really worried about.
		I have some garlic around.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have garlic.
		I've got wood.
		We're good to go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		And I have a not black cat.
		That's true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So, although Serena could be a vampire.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, probably.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She's drawn some blood.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		She lost her eye to be a vampire.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or she could have been fighting a lichen throat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex, like, he ended that last clip with a plug because, of course, he did.
		And this leads to him doing a long plug, an ad, and also a convoluted story about why he's not selling super blue anymore.
		Okay.
		Eagle-eared listeners will remember that the reason is because he got a cease and desist letter from the Attorney General of New York.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's more to it than that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, there certainly is.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We have the charcoal toothpaste that's super high quality and concentrated that it's amazing.
		Turned your mouth pipeline for about a year and a half before we even started selling.
		People said, well, you stopped selling your super blue and your whitening toothpaste.
		Yeah, because the national media lied and said that I said it was a COVID cure and tried to get me arrested and had to change after this and everything.
		And the problem is if I sell it, they'll lie again and say he's selling a cure.
		And all these people flood in to buy it thinking it's a cure because they're saying it's cure.
		And they try to get affidavits from them thinking they bought a cure to indict me.
		That's why we don't have that available for you because of the criminal activity of the Democratic Party and Letitia James in New York.
		I mean, these are savage mafia dons that murder old people in nursing homes on purpose.
		I mean, I'm up against murderers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel like if everybody's lying about how you're selling this stuff, that's not a reason to stop.
		It's just don't do the things that they're saying.
		If you're not doing those things, then just keep selling the product.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you have nothing to fear, then you have nothing to fear.
		Like, I don't give a shit.
		Like, there's no affidavit that someone could file that, like, would say, I was under the impression that this would stop me from getting COVID-19.
		Sure.
		If you didn't do anything to make them think that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That affidavit would fail in court.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		When those affidavits directly quote you as having said something, and then they go and they look and you said that stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's the reason to stop selling that stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's when you stop selling.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You wouldn't keep doing it if there was no problem.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's the problem.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex doesn't mention this specifically on the episode, but Project Veritas has a new little thing going on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I didn't watch it because I don't care.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't care.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fuck him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		But apparently, James O'Keefe may have gotten on a CNN morning editorial call and live streamed it.
		And, you know, so he's like, yeah, Jeff Zucker coming for you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We can get into the places where you think you're private.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And they're all like.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We have lawyers.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Could you not be here or we'll sue you?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what to tell you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I don't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I hope that doesn't blow up in James O'Keefe's face at all.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You really do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Again, being facetious.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Really hoping.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But Alex doesn't mention this stuff, but he does have a weird out-of-nowhub obsession with Jeff Zucker.
		Odd.
		Which seems to be related.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Look at the photo of Jeff Zucker.
		Looks just like Brian Stelter.
		Look at his eyes.
		He's so in love with himself.
		Just, oh, he's so satisfied.
		Oh, they drive him in a limo.
		And, oh, he makes millions of dollars.
		And, oh, he's Jeff Zucker.
		He's a joke.
		And by the way, he knows he's a joke.
		A smug nobody.
		And that's why he wants to bring you down.
		He hates you when you have a good Christmas.
		He hates you.
		He hates you because you've got a wonderful wife and killed him.
		He will never be a good person because he is a filthy, degenerate sack of evil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's a little much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Little much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can't say that that was intended to be anti-Semitic, but holy shit is that trafficking in anti-Semitism.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		That's dripping in classical.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He hates you when you have a good Christmas.
unidentified		He hates you when you have a good Christmas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He loves it when you have a good birthday, but he hates it when you have a good Christmas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So ridiculous.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Very neutral on Arbor Day.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		I mean, I know that Jeff Zucker is somebody that Alex has brought up in the past.
		You know, like, he's not somebody who's a complete stranger to Alex's world.
		But he's definitely not someone who's front and center.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's right-wing du jour, if you will.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but the focus is very glaring.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very apparent that, like, oh, I'm going to try and catch some of the worst.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, that's what I'm saying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's today's boogeyman.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I think that even Alex recognizes that James O'Keefe's stuff is best to stay away from.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He didn't reference it this time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and he's not having James on, which he has all of these other times.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think he's like, this one might be too much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't even know if it's like consequences.
		It just might be like, I don't know.
		This is a little soft.
		That's fair.
		Best to stay away, but let's kick Jeff Zucker.
		Wow, why not?
		Yeah.
		So anyway, Alex thinks that the best way for Trump to remain president is to just do it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't think Trump should even punt to the electors and the legislatures.
		I think he should go with the American people, resolute desk, show all this evidence, and say, stand with me, American people, say no to this.
		I know I'm going to D.C. on the 12th.
		I know I'm going to that event.
		And by the way, I'm taking that big march over.
		We started it before.
		These women hijacked it.
		Now they're saying it again.
		You can't even hear them on their microphone when 500,000 are there.
		I'll be there.
		We'll march to the White House.
		It's going to be great.
		I'll see you there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There weren't 500,000 people there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, you co-opted there.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They had the permits.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They organized the event.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They did all the work.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you might have brought some people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Andrew.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Good for you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Good for you.
		Good for you attracting a crowd.
		You still stole their event, and you're going to do that again and pretend that they're stealing your event when they organized, didn't have the permits.
		Holy shit.
		So, yeah, I think that Alex is on his way to another tea party.
		And I think it's interesting that we know his trends.
		We know his patterns of behavior.
		We know what he did with the Tea Party, more or less, claiming that they were co-opting his movement and what have you.
		And I think you can see it happening a little bit again on a smaller scale, at least at this point, because the people who are having these rallies in DC are just sort of like remnants of the Tea Party people.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They just don't dress up as fun anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, now we're at a point where Alex is probably more hooked up with the fringe and the sizable crowd.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		True, true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he might actually be able to co-opt them far more successfully than his attempts to take over Glenn Beck's shit when Glenn Beck was on TV and Alex was the voice in the woods.
		But I think one of the parts of what Alex, you know, his credibility now is he's best friends with Roger Stone.
		And just like we had Steve come in on December 1st, now we have Steve.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And now we have different Steve.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Other Steve.
		You'll understand why that slip of the tongue happened because Roger's swinging.
		Okay, good.
		And for the fences, I don't mean like a liberal.
unidentified		No, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's going for it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		The first clip is the bad kind of a swing, and that is, hey, man, yeah, fucking martial law.
		Cool.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		Great.
		And I think the president has to have all options on the table as to how he proceeds.
		The one thing he cannot do, Alex, is quit.
		He has powerful forces arrayed against him.
		It is extraordinary.
		Let's call them the armies of the Pharaoh, the Pharaoh's armies.
		But this is God's nation.
		I believe he was selected for God for this job.
		I pray to God every day that he will not only not quit, but he will be strengthened in his resolve.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, go tell Nixon about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just love the idea of like, hey, Roger, like in, you know, like the 70s and go back there and be like, this is going to be you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is going to be you.
unidentified		God chose you for this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Live your life shit back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Enjoy the next five years of your life knowing that this is what you end up doing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that would be great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This next clip, Jordan.
unidentified		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe one of my favorite swings.
		I can't, like, Steve's had some big ones just about himself.
		Like, most of Steve's stuff is, like, really braggadocio.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's really just, I am the most important person.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've done everything important.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I overthrew Ghana twice.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now Steve comes in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man, Roger comes in.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're doing it again.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's because of the swing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, let's hear it.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		I just learned of absolute incontrovertible evidence of North Korean boats delivering ballots through a harbor in Maine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		The state of the agreed.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		If this checks out, if law enforcement looked into it and it turned out to be true, it would be proof of foreign involvement in the election.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is the best.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is the best.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		North Korean boats.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let me walk through this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are North Korean.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They arrived in Maine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In Maine?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		To deliver them.
unidentified		North Korea?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hold on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hold on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In the world circle?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Globe?
		They had to come by boat to deliver these fake ballots.
		They had to come by boat.
		Man.
		So the number of questions this conspiracy raises brings this claim into the territory of farce.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is a swing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is a swing for the fences.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If this is a sprawling conspiracy involving tons of countries and U.S. actors, why did North Korea have the ballots?
		Why couldn't they have been printed domestically?
		Why would these conspirators need to print the ballots in North Korea, then have the country that's under the heaviest surveillance and under very strict embargoes carry out a delivery by sea, which would obviously raise alarms no matter what the cargo was.
		Also, you were sort of insinuating this.
		Why would they arrive in Maine?
		Does Roger not realize that in order for a North Korean boat to reach Maine, they would need to either navigate south of Africa, then head north, or transit through the Panama Canal?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Panama Canal!
		North Korea!
		North Korean boats through the Panama Canal!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		North Korea would have a much easier, but still almost ridiculously impossible time getting a boat to the West Coast, like some state on the West Coast, since there are shorelines on the Sea of Japan, which leads to the Pacific Ocean.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If we're just imagining that these North Korean boats can show up wherever they want, then why wouldn't they go to Hawaii?
		That's definitely their closest shot.
		Literally, there could not be a more complicated coastal state for North Korea to get to than Maine by boat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How did he choose that one?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, if this is true, shouldn't this be intensely embarrassing for Trump?
		Like, that dude bent over backwards trying to impress and appease Kim Jong-un.
		And now, in Trump's hour of need, his dictator buddy sends a boat full of ballots halfway across the world to screw him over.
		That seems like an indication that Trump's filmmaking skills are what they're cracked up to be.
		I mean, the sincerely Jordan.
unidentified		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is the most amazingly stupid theory that I think I've ever heard someone suggest on Internet.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I've never heard anything like this in my entire life.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There have been dumber theories, I think, but this is something that Roger is suggesting as being supported by, quote, absolute incontrovertible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I am more likely to believe the earth is flat than that North Korea could successfully, secretly get boats to Maine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Period.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Full of ballots.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't, I mean, even like a dinghy, a dinghy with North Korea printed on the side of it couldn't get to Maine from North Korea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is insane.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If North Koreans could get, like, if the state of North Korea could get boats full of ballots to Maine, why are we worried about their rocket program?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, they could just bring a bomb.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		North Koreans just fucking lift a bomb into Maine and then walk away and get on their boats and click a button and like, ha ha, we've defeated you, Americans.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel like Roger is acting like the surveillance on North Korea is just like a guy asleep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It must be.
		It must be.
		It's in front of a bunch of monitors.
		They put a picture of the room that they were supposed to be monitoring in the camera, so it looks like that the, but it's not.
		It's a picture on top of the camera.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I am I'm baffled by this, but I do think that this is the kind of thing you can get someone to say whenever you get them out of prison, yep, this is the kind of yeah sure, I'll say whatever the fuck you want, man.
		Yeah hey man, you were destined to be here by God, and North Korean boats are the only reason you lost the election.
		They showed up in Maine and fucked you over.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey buddy, I got takeout last night instead of being in jail.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So guess what North Korea did it to Maine?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't care too, because someone had to have made this up, and that means that someone made up a story with the stupidest state.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There can't possibly be something else that this is based on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sell me, sell me on an in, sell me on a non-in-controlled, sell me on a con, a thoroughly controvertible document.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I tried to look for some indication of what the fuck Roger was talking about, and any story that I could find had to do with Roger saying this.
		So I don't know.
		Okay, I don't know, maybe it's some deep thing on twitter, I couldn't find that's a big, that's a big switch if this was another q and on thing, quite frankly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But just like god damn Roger buddy, say it, say it out loud buddy Roger, I put a globe in front of you and then just don't give me any documents.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Put a globe on your desk and just point, show me how they got, just with your finger.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Did it go?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm not asking, not asking for details.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Did it go north?
		do your best through the arctic yeah i don't care if there are actual shipping lanes just do your best did it go down maybe try to get through the straits of gibraltar to try to get into the mediterranean and then go through second question very serious question uh-huh did it go through the earth i think that the only state it would be more difficult to get a boat to is kansas In the middle of the fucking country.
		Because it would take a huge wave to be in your life.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You really have to get up there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fucking black rock some shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		FitzCaraldo is easier.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Better reference than my lost reference.
		So that's silly.
		And Roger is very silly.
		But this next clip of Roger is like, hey, man, you've forgotten the script.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		I have a very high regard for Sidney Powell.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		I have an equally high regard for my old friend, Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who I've had a friendship with since his first campaign for mayor of New York City.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, guy, didn't Rudy cover up 9-11?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, Isn't that going to be part of that?
		I'm moving on.
		Don't worry about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Roger also thinks that Trump supporters need to get aggressive and they need to force legislatures to just say, hey, Trump's cool.
		Let him stay president.
		And then we get a very familiar phenomenon.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		And I think supporters of the president in the key states need to begin now contacting your Republican state legislators.
		Those are your Republican state senators or your state representatives.
		Some states, they call them assemblies.
		And urge them to support the president, to support an objective and honest count of the election and the certification of electors that will support Donald Trump at the Electoral College.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The stonewall and there's no evidence is ridiculous.
unidentified		Yeah, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It sure is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		How's that sound?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Stonewall and Tom.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do more of the German guy gang nom nom.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex bids farewell to Roger and he doesn't add, and he talks about how he has a promo code.
		You put Patriot on the website, you get 10% more off.
		And he's like, I never do promo codes.
		And I started to think about it.
		Like, I don't think I have heard him do a promo code.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's a good question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because I think I would have made fun of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think I would have made fun of whatever word he chose to be the promo code.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think we would have gotten there sooner or later.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't feel like he does do promo codes very often.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can't think of a time where we've made fun of him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		it's interesting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what that means, but he then gets into talking about how you need...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It means you get an extra 10% off, buddy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not buying shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You need fish oil.
		Yes, you do.
		And so do your kids.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, they do.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Wait, can they choose to take a remind you, you're the reason we're on air.
		Thank you.
		Well, these are great products you and your family need.
		Especially for children, man.
		This fish oil is so good for children.
		So good for everybody.
		But man, I tell you, what it does for their brains, it's what your brain literally runs on.
		It's like the perfect thing compared to like sugar.
		Sugar is horrible for your brain.
		This is what it actually runs on.
		But I'm digressing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't know if it's like fish oil or sugar.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if those are the fish oil or sugar.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is not glucose.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not omega-3s or whatever you would like.
		I can't.
		It's either a big bowl of fish oil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can't imagine a conversation between parents.
		Like one of them's Alex, and he's like, yeah, you should give your kids fish oil.
		And the other parent's like, no, we're going with sugar.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I give them sugar pills every morning about twice a day.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just really just concentrate on your website.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So at this point in the episode, Alex realizes that Lynn Wood, the attorney, is doing the press conference.
unidentified		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Batshit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Quite.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolute wild bats.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so Alex goes to it live, and I was like, holy shit.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
		I love it.
		1776 will commence again.
		We're going to send that message.
unidentified		We're going to send that message to George Source.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		Get my George Source.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's not here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit.
		This is so scary.
		I mean, we're laughing, but that's fucking good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean, that's that's fucking, yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's that is a Hitler rally.
		That's not a non-Hitler rally.
		That is a Hitler rally where Hitler would Hitler get out of our country.
		Hitler rally.
		Hitler for Hitler.
		That's that is five Hitler mustaches, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		On a scale of one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		On a scale of one to five mustaches.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think it's four just because you got to leave some room.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's more Hitler to be done.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Linwood gets around to talking about: hey, hey, look, the media.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There are places that are good, though.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's good to know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Especially because this is being broadcast live on InfoWars.
unidentified		Yes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now, everybody's been reading the media.
unidentified		Stop.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's a lie.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's a lie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can't trust them.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		Stick with OAN and Newsmax.
roger stone ▲ ● ▼		They tell you the truth.
unidentified		Read the Epoch Times.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They tell you the truth.
		They'll never say Inforce.
		This is the battle between good and evil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They'll never say Inforce were too powerful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man, that is sad.
		That is sad.
		That is so sad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Even fucking crazy people with nothing to lose are no better than to associate themselves with them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's so sad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The dude would have no problem saying Info Wars if he actually thought they were worth a damn.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If they thought Infowars was going to grow, they would say InfoWars immediately.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know what's a better propagandist right now?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The coat rack.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just a random person.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A random face that is shaved and in a suit is better than Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This coat rack has done a great job of being there, not talking, which is better than Alex Jones.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, a random person who doesn't have the intense baggage that Alex has.
		Oh, let's see.
		Someone who doesn't have to fucking pretend that the president's son told him to investigate something.
		Someone who's not an embarrassing sack.
		Yeah.
		Anyway, Alex is like, yeah, we'll go back to it.
unidentified		We'll go back to this show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We'll jump back and forth.
		I got to take some calls.
		I'll take some calls.
		So this caller decides that war is coming.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		War.
unidentified		But like Dr. P says, Dr. Percenek, it's the art of war, and God has drawn out the enemy.
		Now they are completely exposed, completely uncovered, and there's nothing that they can do.
		And Trump doesn't have to do another thing.
		We, the people, will do the rest, like Glenn Wood or like Lynn Wood just said.
		And so I will say this: the declaration of war date is January 11th, 2021, according to the executive order that was revived September 12th, 2020.
		Trump knows what's up, but do we know what's up?
		Are we ready?
		Are we the people ready to take this country back from the globalists that have controlled it since the 1800s?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So you're saying he's not up there commanding the forces and he wants it to be organic.
		He's leaving it in our hands.
		I hear you.
		I think that's what he's doing, yeah.
		Well, we better hit the streets then, like Len Wood's doing it, like we're doing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trying to find meaning in your lack of leadership.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep, yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He wants us to be revolution violent.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Rogan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why does everybody always want to fight a war?
		It's 2020.
		We can't outsmart these idiots.
		What are we doing fighting a war?
		What are you doing fighting a war?
		Look, humans are not 50 years old.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look, the issue is that Rogan's coming up tomorrow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex promotes that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then the show takes the leftist of left turns.
unidentified		Ooh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Rightest of right turns.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not politics.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just a crazy turn out of left field.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You know, Joe Rogan is on the show tomorrow.
		Yep, right here in studio.
		So look for that.
		And a lot of other surprises.
		You know, I've known Steve Pieczenik.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry, what?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And I knew he was in the CFR.
		And I knew that he did run the overthrow of multiple governments.
		That's in the congressional record and a lot of other things.
		And pretty much everything he ever told me turned out to be very accurate.
		But I just was told by high-level folks in the CIA that Trump's done this thing and they're all in the globalists are all going to get in trouble.
		I just wonder if they're feeding him a lot of bull because, man, I mean, you saw what Barr came out and did and everything else.
		I just, I'm not up here saying we're out of the woods, and I'm not up here saying that.
		I'm not disagreeing with him.
		I'm not saying I think he's a disingenuous person or a liar.
		I just, you know, I have a bad feeling.
		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is this is this is weird because he did say that Steve was still working for the CIA after the Las Vegas shooting.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When Steve tried to convince him that no one died and it was all fake.
		So now he's trying to retain Steve's credibility, but just he's been fooled by high-level CIA people.
		He's trying to have his cake and eat it too here.
		And it's just not good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You got to cut ties or you got to lean in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can't half-ass with Stevie P's.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I do kind of feel like, yeah, good call.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Good call, like knowing at least that you can't go to the bottom of the corner.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This one might be too much even for us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, because it's, again, David Knight just texted me mean language.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it's also like what we talked about on the first time this came up.
		It's too falsifiable.
		When this never comes up, it's like, oh, what happened?
		I thought the election was a fucking sting operation.
		All the proof should be there.
		Where is it?
		Yeah.
		It's a disappointing game.
		But look, Steve might be wrong because people might be lying to us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But there's one thing that's totally true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's that?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And by the way, he wasn't joking when he said China called him.
		Pieczenik has sent me video and photos when he's in North Korea hanging out with the North Koreans.
		I mean, he gets around, folks.
		And so I'll just leave it to that.
unidentified		He took them both from Florida to North Korea.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He says Beijing, you know, high-level operatives called him.
		And they're like, yeah, you know, we know Trump's going to win.
		You notice Putin won't congratulate Biden.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Man, this is really sad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Steve is like, oh, well, maybe he's wrong about all this, but China did call him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because I knew Courtney.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Shut up.
		You can't even get it up for Steve Pagena getting a call from China.
		No, I've seen him.
		He was in North Korea one time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, it's funny that you bring up getting it up.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I can't take Superman Vitality.
		I obviously don't need it.
		But I mean, I don't want to get gravity as a family show, but I don't need to be walking around with, you know, something going on downstairs.
		Okay.
		I mean, if I take it, I mean, it's ridiculous.
		It's like waking up at 4 a.m. or 5 a.m.
		You know, you've got an erection.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is Superman vitality actually just like straight up bull hormones?
		What the fuck is it?
		Every time we hear about it, it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, his wife walks bowlegged, so buy this fucking boner.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
		I've never heard.
		I've never heard that moment happen.
		That moment of Alex being forced to say the word erection.
unidentified		That is so awful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It really was gross.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It really was gross.
unidentified		I have cursed all of you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's really gross.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was trying not to focus on it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex goes back to calls, and he's sitting there.
		He's having a good time with this caller because this caller is speculating that, hey, man, these globalists are so out of control.
		They'll probably let China ground invade us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		Right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's probably what they're going to do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		In boats.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And because Alex was so excited about this, he accidentally let this guy keep talking.
unidentified		These governors and mayors are so corrupt.
unidentified		They're so dangerous that they're going to, I think they're going to let China invade.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No, I agree.
		They want to break this.
		They are foaming at the mouth to kill us because it's a spiritual thing.
		I agree.
		Tell me what your gut tells you.
unidentified		Man, it's going to fall like Ukraine if Joe Biden gets in.
		He's going to go against the American patriots, the white people of the country that he hates.
		They hate us.
		That's why they robbed the whole belt with the votes.
		All the white people right there voted Trump in.
		We've seen it that night.
		But he's going to cause war against the white patriots as soon as he gets in office.
		And then maybe I think.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No, I agree to try to trick white people to attack black people.
unidentified		No, it ain't about black and white because we.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No, I know, but I'm saying they're trying to trick us to kill each other, though.
unidentified		Yeah, but black people, well, they know what's going on.
		But these people that sent top, they don't like their own color, man.
		They want to kill y'all.
		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex, you should have pretended he hung up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I am not comfortable in this conversation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This caller, who I've had a great time talking to, has now revealed that he believes that the Patriots are the white people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's very clear.
		It is fun where he's like, no, no, no, I'm doing a good job.
		I'm saying what you're saying.
		All the Patriots are the white people.
		And he's like, no, no, no, no, you're not supposed to actually say this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so Alex tries to save it by being like, yeah, they're trying to get the white people to foolishly attack the black people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nah, nah, black people are fine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is all about white people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex gets back from commercial break.
		And I will say that You Belong to the City did play once during this episode.
		And Alex didn't get enthusiastic about it.
		However, Narl's Barkley, the song Crazy plays.
		And Alex does get a little excited because it is not the destination.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It is the journey.
		It's a test, my friends.
		And it's real.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But think twice.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He's my only advice.
unidentified		That's my only advice.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Look at Jeff Zucker.
		Look at you.
		You think you're in control?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Come on now.
unidentified		Who do you?
unidentified		Who do you?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't do it.
unidentified		That shows up.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You're in control.
		You guys think you're in control.
		You're in control.
unidentified		That's shit.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let's go to your phone calls.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You might have noticed that the song skipped there.
		That's because Alex said, you guys are in control of shit.
		And I hit the bleep button at the wrong time.
		So the shit went out over the air.
		All then a little cop.
unidentified		Skipped five seconds.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Skip the part where he says, drop that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So yeah, he got really into it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I do like him.
		That's probably the most unhinged I've heard anyone sound in a good long while.
		That was out there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So Alex, you know, he's into predictive programming.
		He loves when he loves people to say that movies are reality.
		This is a new one for me.
unidentified		Hey, Alex, two things here.
		Number one, if you remember a movie that came out in 2006, Man of the Year, Robin Williams, they had an election.
		The voting machines switched the election and switched the results to the candidate that was less desirable, just like what's happening right now.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		That's a good movie.
		It's set in Latin America.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Correct.
		Good conversation.
		Hey, there's this movie that it's real.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		These people just cannot believe for one second that the guy for the past four years they have heard nothing but horrible shit about from one huge section of the country.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They can't believe that that guy might not be beloved.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, no, because they haven't heard that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's all the mainstream media that's creating this false perception that no one likes Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, that's fine.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I guess that everybody in this world lives in their own bubble where they don't have to deal with reality at all.
unidentified		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But I mean, you can't go out, you can't walk down the street and not be like, oh, a lot of people hate Trump.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's kind of, you know, it's an interesting line that I struggle with sometimes, or at least I have in the past, and that is that, like, you can recognize that organizations like the Koch brothers and stuff, they do fund things massively on the right, AstroTurf, sure, stuff.
		But knowing that, you cannot say that people don't believe conservative principles or values or have right-leaning politics.
		Totally.
		You can't say that all that's fake because there is this libertarian-moneyed interest that's floating in and trying to push things that way.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The same is sort of the trap that Alex and a lot of the Trump folk fall into, which is like they think that the media is just telling everyone that Trump is bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then they're sort of thinking that no one actually believes that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The media is crumbling and it's powerless and it's pathetic and everyone knows they're liars now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, so they think that's kind of the trap that they're in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean, I guess when you suppose if you dehumanize enough people or a large enough group, then eventually people who know who are like, oh no, I know plenty of people who would normally fall into that group.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They must secretly be Trump supporters too or something because it's like, how could I?
unidentified		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		This is nuts.
		Yeah.
		Wild.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this caller believes that Biden, if he gets in, Kamala Harris will become president.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Biden will get out of there somehow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then of course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He'll trip and fall and wear an ankle bracelet.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then Kamala Harris will make either AOC or Hillary vice president.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then Alex asks the most introspective question I could imagine.
unidentified		If Biden stays in within six months, he's going to have a stroke or he's going to be declared incompetent, which is going to move Kamala Harris into the president spot.
unidentified		And she's going to either put either AOC or Hillary Clinton in as her vice president.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why?
unidentified		That it would be the absolute worst scenario for this country if that would happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Why is there such a cult of Hillary?
		Is this she's such a devil?
		Like the demon at the table inhabit her?
		It's like they worship her.
		The left worships her.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah.
		Why is the left so obsessed with Hillary Clinton?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Guess why are we, the left, obsessed, obsessed with it?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We just can't stop talking about Hillary, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's pretty, pretty cool.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Pretty cool.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You, I don't know if projection gets that loud.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's the most loud.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this Alex gets another caller, and this dude says that they're going to take over D.C.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's going to be a protest.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Millions.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is where I'm probably not going to do this, but now I do have the opportunity.
		I don't know if I could do it safely.
		But if Alex did this, I would want to go make a documentary about it.
		Okay.
		I really, really would.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		Here we go.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I already have the website ready to go.
unidentified		TakeoverDC.com.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Love it.
unidentified		We're going to do with what you guys did.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Love it.
unidentified		However, everybody needs to be out there.
		We need to set up supply lines.
		We need to camp.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We need to take care of those.
unidentified		Come out there.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No, I agree.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		In fact, I've already decided I'm moving into D.C.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They want to homeless camp everywhere, but oh, watch, they'll say no.
		I'm moving in to the Lincoln Memorial.
		I'm moving in there.
		I'm going to live in D.C.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would love to go and document Alex's time at the Lincoln Memorial squad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, if we do not, if he didn't, if you are listening to this and you have $5, I don't know where I was going to end that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We need a billion dollars to make that documentary is what I'm saying.
steve pieczenik ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't want anybody to give it away.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was going the way wrong way in my head.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just don't think I can do it because, you know, just logistics of the world.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I think that there's such an amazing story to be told here if Alex were to go, and that is that he would realize that it's winter in D.C.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		And here we go.
		Here we go.
		This is what I got for you.
		We got to get Ken Burns in on this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We got to get Ken Burns.
		We got to get Ken Burns.
		We got to get everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Totally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bring back Ronson.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Bring back Ronson.
		Get Louis Thoreau.
		Get Herzog.
		Well, who better than Herzog?
		This is Grizzly Man 2, the Grizzliest.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex eats Owen Schroyer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's too cold in DC.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's too cold in D.C. Or Owen Schroyer skins Alex and wears him like a blanket.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Day two, Alex is trying to make a fire out of his femur.
unidentified		Owen's trying to light a fire with Owen's female.
unidentified		I heard that you can use whale fat, so maybe you can use Owen fat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Owen was warned spiritually when I said that I would eat my neighbors.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So cosmically, this is okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's cool.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that there is such an amazing potential in my brain for what this looks like in the real world.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex isn't going to do this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, obviously.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If he did this, he would stay at a hotel nearby and show up and yell in a bullhorn every now and again.
		He would never stay.
		It's not going to be over 40 degrees until March.
unidentified		Nope, nope, nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not going to happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I average temperatures.
unidentified		Low.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's cold.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's winter.
unidentified		He's like, can I go out there and camp out at the Licket Memorial?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't believe this shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
unidentified		But I would love it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Man, I wish I was a millionaire.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If I was a millionaire, here's what I would do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What would you do?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would say, Alex, giant donation, but you have to do this.
		You have to yourself.
		Not any of your staff.
		You have to stay out there as long as this encampment lasts.
		And much like maybe some MTV show from the early 2000s, you get paid more the longer you stay out there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I like it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And all on camera.
		Because I want to see your misery.
		I want to see you camping out fucking pissed off at 3 in the morning, so mad that only 2,000 people showed up to your encampment.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This needs to be Fat Bear.
		There needs to be 24-7 live streams of everybody making wagers and shit.
		This should be on Bet365 daily.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is what I'm talking about, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I probably would not go for the sake of safety and just responsibility in the present world we live in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Under ideal circumstances, I would love to go and make a documentary about this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The best I could do is if he actually does this and they actually have feeds, fuck, I might be tempted to do non-stop coverage of it, like waiting for him to break.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But he wouldn't break.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would be so disappointing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would end up being like two minutes of Alex yelling in a bullhorn and then Harrison Smith in the studio.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And there'd be an excuse for why he has to leave right away so he wouldn't have to, he wouldn't lose all face.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Family stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, totally, totally.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All of a sudden, COVID will be real.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is another thing.
		This is just another time.
		And it sucks because we've done this enough that it's another time that I see this amazing potential in what could come and it's not going to.
		I'm preemptively disappointed in it.
		I know it's not going to be great.
		I remember it's the same thing I felt like the second time I heard there was a marathon.
		The first time, I thought, oh my God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit, this is the Jackworth.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's going to be gassed by hour three.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then it's like, oh, hour three, David Knight's hosting.
		And then the second time, I'm like, it's not going to be good.
		Now I'm just like, caravan fucked me.
		Everything just sucks.
		Alex going to George is sucked.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, when you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I might have to write a song about Alex camping out in DC.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, here's the problem.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		When we make a show about an exhaustive failure who fails exhaustively all the time, it's hard for us to expect him to succeed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but you kind of have to always.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You always hope Charlie Brown's going to kick that fucking ball, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You have to get to come in with a little optimism or else, you know, it's a vlog.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Otherwise, then you'll never try and kick the ball again.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I beg you, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Please.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You'll save America.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We will create a documentary for free.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You will save America single-handedly if you camp out at the Lincoln Memorial through the winter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And if you eat fish and try and get as fat as possible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's so good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we have one last clip here, and it's a caller who's threatening to shut down Biden's inauguration.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's going real deep right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I see him doing something major before.
unidentified		I mean, he'll probably wait until their fake inauguration of Biden.
unidentified		It ain't going to be in D.C. because we're going to shut that down.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They're probably going to do it in California or New York City.
unidentified		It's going to be something.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I need everybody out there to understand me.
		Because I'm a major target, and I'm not trying to pack fancy pants.
		But let me tell you, I'm putting my ass on the line, my skin of the game, okay?
		I'm on there on the 12th.
		I don't want people there.
		And I'm going to be there on the 20th come hell or high water.
		So you got my commitment.
		And they've told me, don't you show your ass back in D.C.
		Well, I'm coming.
		And so you go ahead and do whatever you want.
		That's what God wants.
		If you strike me now, I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
		Quote Obi-Wan Kenobi.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You don't get to quote the Jedis.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you're the bad guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Remember, your favorite guy is literally the emperor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you don't get to do that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not fair.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jerk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		See, now that would be acceptable on his I'm Joining the Dark Side episode where he quotes Obi-Wan the whole time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that would make sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And he comes into the show with just swelling strings of that would be fitting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that'd be great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I don't think Alex is going to follow through with this.
		I think he's going to go do some publicity stunts in D.C.
		He said he's going to be there on the 12th, which is when that rally he's going to co-opt is.
		And then on the 20th for inauguration, I could see him going to that as well and trying to cause a scene.
		But when would the camping be?
		Would it be on the 12th?
		Would it start on the 12th and then go through the inauguration?
		Because that's what it should be.
		Set up a goddamn Zephyr.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No chance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Get out there and broadcast from the Lincoln Memorial.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If he eats more sandwiches in a day, then he will spend hours on that mall.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This makes me sad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I want it to happen, and I'm not going to allow myself to believe that it's not going to happen yet.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's the chance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's always the chance.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hope springs eternal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's still Schrodinger's occupation at this point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we will see.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Until we're allowed to observe it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And another thing that's Schrodinger's, we have Schrodinger's Monday's episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, could be a Rogan episode.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Could not be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		At this point, it is both.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It is simultaneously an episode about Rogan and not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you'll have to tune in on Monday to find out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That sounds like something I would hear on the Joe Rogan show.
		Schrodinger.
		It is both at the same time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Also, how about I can't remember what his sponsors were?
		Damn it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wasn't there a toilet one?
		Schwifty?
		No, that's Rick and Morty.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Flushy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Flushy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, Tushie's.
		Who knows?
		Anyway, we'll be back, Jordan.
		But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We do have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's KnowledgeFight.com.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You bet.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's at Knowledge Underdoor Fight and at GoToToBed Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are face Dallas sites.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep, we'll be back.
		But until then, I'm Neo.
		I'm Leo.
		I'm DZX Clark.
		I'm Daryl Rundis.
		I'm a North Korean ballot tugboat captain.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas.
		You're on the air.
		Thanks for holding.
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
		I'm a first-time caller.
		I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love your work.

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