In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in on Alex trying to do a live interview on Russian TV, failing to do a live interview on Russian TV, and wanting to move on from the false alarm over the third (maybe fourth?) attempted assassination of Trump.
Next, to Dale and Alexis for reasonably hating Alex Jones' voice but tolerating it because Dan's critical analysis of the right-wing bullshit and Jordan's very reasonable righteous anger comforts my addled brain and puts me to sleep like a chronically abused dog finally getting a gentle touch from our backwoods liberal holdout.
Something that we just always have, I guess, in the background, and that is some boot-licking, some of that good stuff for Trump and Elon, and it's just...
So everybody on the fence not defending Elon Musk is an idiot.
He is devastating the globalists in live time on every front, reaching...
It's got to be a billion people today with stuff...
Sounds like I said it.
Documents, videos.
I mean, he's just slaying them.
He's grand slamming them.
He's hole in wanting them.
And then we pray to God for an awakening.
We pray to God for people with power to stand up against tyranny.
And then when it comes, eh, it's not perfect.
Or, you know, 32 million Christians in a big study.
We're not going to vote.
Trump's not perfect.
You got Satan in you.
You got the devil in you.
Must might turn on us down the road.
Doesn't mean you totally trust him, but my goodness gracious, when somebody is blasting the globalists, causing irrevocable damage to their operation, and they're coming after them, the proof's in the pudding.
Or as Jesus said, you judge a tree by its fruit.
Shame on everybody not backing Trump and Elon Musk or Infowars.
And just an example of how popular freedom is today, I went into a big gym and I tried to go over to a corner and work out.
And I had about...
Six, seven people walk by and come over.
Black, white, Hispanic, female.
And you know what they all said?
They said the legend.
Now, that isn't about me.
That's about the broadcast, everything we do.
But in their minds, after all the demonization and all the attack, I'm being addressed as the legend.
Now, how does that tell you the New World Order is doing?
And then that explains why they hate my gut so much, because this broadcast, the guests, the crew, everything we've done, has achieved folk hero status all over the world.
Tucker Carlson and others have told me, they'll be in Hungary.
They'll be in Germany.
They'll be in the UK.
They'll be in Russia.
They'll be in Japan.
They'll be in Brazil.
And they see people with InfoWars shirts that are homemade or spray-painted on the wall.
People come up to them and say, you know Alex Jones.
We love you.
We love him.
Again, that isn't about me.
It's about the symbol that I am of a pro-human, pro-God, pro-family populist standing against the establishment, and they've thrown literally thousands of national TV productions and programs, hundreds of documentaries, hundreds of movies, hundreds of thousands of news articles.
I mean, some days I don't even do it anymore.
I've been looking at Google Alerts.
They would say, you have 14,900 articles.
And a few of them would be the Alex Jones lady on the BBC, very lovely lady, very nice.
I guess we could get married, and it'd be Mr. and Mrs. Alex Jones for real.
Both Alex Jones, both Welsh, I guess.
I got some Welsh in here.
She's pure Welsh.
The point is that maybe 20 of them are about her.
How is it tens of thousands?
One of them is like 35,000 articles.
Well, that's because every publication in the country, at some point when they're given the order to the CIA that has these pre-programmed systems, they would then report the script they were given.
And, you know, AP is in every local newspaper.
It's in every local TV station or almost every.
So, you know, AP would come out.
It would be 8,000 AP same articles.
That's how you got those numbers.
But it would still be hundreds of different ones every day.
Saying, I am Satan.
I am the devil.
I am horrible.
I pee on children's graves.
I have hundreds of millions of dollars I stole from children.
I murdered children.
I'm Adam Lanza.
I'm racist.
None of it works anymore because people know they're a pack of globalist liars.
This guy loves to look at Google alerts about himself.
Like, he's up late at night responding to people on Twitter, and yet he has no thoughts about a shockingly successful podcast making fun of him that's existed for eight years and done almost a thousand episodes with no corporate backing or institutional support.
One of the things I wanted to point out here is how much Alex relishes pretending that he was accused of peeing on one of the graves of a child who was killed at Sandy Hook.
He was never accused of this, and he knows it, but he also knows...
By pretending that he was accused of doing this, Alex gets to pretend to be defending himself from an accusation, but in reality, what he's doing is bringing up something he know will hurt people that he's very mad at.
He wants to remind the victims of these harassing experiences and re-traumatize them if possible, while pretending that he's doing it to clear his own name, because he's a piece of shit.
Glad he's having fun at the gym, though.
He should be super worried about people calling him the legend, if you really think about it.
When people call you the legend, they're treating you as a character based on what you've done in the past.
You don't have meaningful agency when you're the legend because your story's already been written.
You're useless tomorrow because you're just the guy who predicted 9-11 based on that edited...
So every major paper institution, AP, everybody has at least one direct connection to the CIA who will, when called upon, like, do you think Manchurian style or do you think it's like a big red phone?
I think that Alex just doesn't understand, like, article syndication and he is saying that, like, the CIA forces these papers to run AP articles as opposed to it just being a...
I find sometimes when you try to kill two birds with one stone, you end up killing no birds, and the stone falls and hits you on the foot, and then you're like Fred Flintstone with the bop, bop, bop.
I thought, like, you know, obviously you're listening to the beginning of the episode, and you're like, he's going to do this simulcast with Russian TV.
This will be interesting.
And then he comes back from break, and it's like, I should have seen this coming.
I should have seen there being a tech problem, and him just being like, fuck this, and we're not doing this.
Alex Jones bankruptcy trustee aims as a federal Justice Department person to sell social media accounts including real Alex Jones and the name Alex Jones.
And he says it doesn't violate the 13th Amendment because Alex Jones is not a normal person.
It actually says it in Bloomberg and in the federal filing.
You cannot make it up.
I did a whole hour on it live last night from the Alex Jones Network X account that you definitely want to follow.
It's pretty hard to tell how it's any different than an InfoWars account.
It posts streams from the InfoWars studio.
It features InfoWars employees.
All of the arguments that could be made to say that real Alex Jones is a company product work.
Just as well for this new Twitter account.
It's being made with and by Infowars resources for the explicit purpose of directing people to a new business outside of the bankruptcy, which is currently the same business, Infowars.
Alex is lying a little bit here about what the trustee said.
The article he's referencing says, The social media accounts are primarily used by Jones to promote the Infowars broadcasts and brand,
his books and video game and therefore are integral to free speech systems business the trustee said quote alex jones's social media accounts are not the ordinary accounts of a private citizen and the sale of jones's bankruptcy estate's interest in the social media accounts does not require alex jones to perform any personal services that would otherwise violate the 13 Quote, So when he's like, Alex Jones is different, you know, that's why they could sell my social media.
It's so weird because it feels like what he's doing is like, oh, yes, it is okay for you to do that, but you've got to wait until after the other one's sold.
Right?
Like, yeah, you're gonna have your own Twitter account.
That's going to happen.
Are you confused on that?
They're not going to take away your access to Twitter.
They're giving you all of their attention, which means you can exploit that attention to then start your own thing, and they'll have inadvertently supported you in your launch of the new thing.
So Alex wants to jump off this subject pretty quickly because it's a little bit embarrassing.
Yeah.
This was another assassination attempt against Trump that went bad because as it was being reported by people like Chase Geyser, which we'll listen to in a minute...
They were reporting this as like, oh no, the globalists tried to kill Trump again.
Apparently, a third Trump assassination attempt was thwarted when armed man arrested outside Coachella Raleigh, Sheriff says.
This was a story that broke on the New York Post.
Drew Hernandez did a great job of breaking this on Twitter as well, which is where it first came to our attention.
Now, the only thing that bothers me about this headline, of course, is that I think this was actually the fourth attempt, at least the fourth attempt, because everyone seems to forget about what happened in Tucson.
With the rally where 20 people had to seek medical care sitting right behind Trump on stage for what appeared to be some sort of a chemical attack or a laser attack, basically blinding several of them, some of them severely, some of them even perhaps permanently.
Trump, fortunately, was not affected, but it does seem like there was some sort of specific attempt to harm the president at the Tucson rally, which I think counted as the third.
But now we have this fourth attempt, or what the officials are going to refer to as the third attempt outside of Coachella.
I'm told, based on some of the reports that I see, we're waiting for more details to come in, as the story, of course, just broke today, that this person had a high-capacity magazine, which, of course, would be illegal in the state of California.
I lived in California for several years.
Unfortunately, it was a dark time in my life.
And I specifically remember having to...
Abandon my high-capacity, high-capacity magazines for my Glock 19. Is that why it was a dark time?
But I will say that a high-capacity magazine is not something that one may come by very often in California, regardless of what the law is today, because of what the law has been for so many years up until this point.
And it seems like between the Ryan Rouths...
And the Thomas Crookses and the Lee Harvey Oswalds and others, and this gentleman right here, I assume gentlemen, that there is an MKUltra psychological operation being conducted right before our eyes where the deep state hopes that they can trigger any number of random lunatics throughout the United States of America to behave in a reckless and violent way toward former President Donald Trump.
An armed man was arrested Saturday outside former President Donald Trump's MAGA rally in Coachella, California, after he allegedly said he wanted to kill the president.
Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco told the Epoch Times that his department arrested a man who was in possession of two firearms outside the perimeter of Trump's event in Coachella, 130 miles east of Los Angeles.
Thing again, we arrested a man trying to get in the perimeter with two firearms who ended up saying that he was going to kill the president.
Bianco told the outlet, adding the individual was carrying fraudulent VIP and media passes at the rally checkpoint.
And they say this is the third attempt, but we know it's the fourth if we count what happened in Tucson.
I don't want to beat a dead horse or belabor the point.
But the fact of the matter is, the leftists, the Democrats, the globalists, have failed the American people so abundantly over the course of the last several years that the population of the American nation has become abundantly populist in and of itself.
It realizes that our problems are no longer right versus left, but the people versus the political class, and so they have to resort to assassinating their political opponents because they cannot beat them.
In fair elections, they can't even beat them in rigged elections because support for Donald Trump is officially too big to rig.
So this is a good way to respond to the story for Infowars, and everything would have gone totally fine if it hadn't been for the fact that Vem Miller is a right-wing guy who has his own, like, internet show and all this stuff.
The man, Vim Miller, was intercepted by police at a checkpoint about half a mile from an entrance to the rally at Coachella Valley, California, soon before it began.
Soon before it began, police said Sunday.
Soon before it began.
Am I having a stroke?
I read this story already.
It was not until you're reading it out loud, you're like, what happened to the press?
What is going on here?
So, I'm sorry, does this sentence make any sense to anybody else?
He was intercepted by police at a checkpoint about half a mile from an entrance to the rally in Coachella Valley, California, soon before it began.
Police said Sunday.
Okay, great.
Police said Miller was carrying a loaded shotgun, handgun, and high-capacity magazine and is believed to be a member of a right-wing anti-government organization.
My goodness.
He was booked for possessing a loaded firearm in High Capacity Magazine and was released after posting a $5,000 bail.
Police records show.
The incident did not impact the safety of Foreign President Trump or the attendees of the event, the Riverside County Sheriff's Office said in a police report.
Police release.
The Secret Service put out a statement saying it was apprised of the arrest, saying the incident did not impact protective operations.
The Secret Service extends its gratitude to the deputies and local partners who assisted safeguarding last night's events.
The U.S. Attorney's Office in Los Angeles said in a statement on Sunday that while Trump was not in danger, the statement added that while no federal arrest had been made, an investigation was ongoing.
Chad Bianco, Riverside County Sheriff, said in a press conference on Sunday that Miller was plotting to kill Trump, but acknowledged that was speculation.
What we do know is that he showed up with multiple passports and different names, an unregistered vehicle with a fake license plate and loaded firearms, the sheriff said at a news conference on Sunday afternoon.
We do not know whether he was an assassin.
Any claims of an attempted assassination is pure speculation at this point.
What we can tell you for sure is that the man was based.
The man clearly was based in probably fun at parties.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It just sounds like I would...
From what I know so far, I kind of want to be friends with him.
So, Femm Miller, apparently this is a big misunderstanding.
The sheriff made a mistake.
He's been released on bail.
He's already put out a statement.
Ivan Rankin, who I would assume is a Trump supporter, a national file who also I assume are Trump supporters, are already posting links exonerating Femm.
I just was hoping that you guys could cover this and kind of just put some clarity to the issue because I don't think that Femm is the type of person to try to assassinate Trump.
I've been on this show twice.
Oh, wow.
He didn't seem like the type.
Yeah, he's got a podcast called Blood Money.
Talented, smart individual.
He's a patriot.
It sounds like a setup.
It sounds like as if they're just looking for some hype and some sensationalism.
Maybe jump the gun, but hopefully you guys can figure it out.
There was a third assassination attempt against President Trump.
Fourth!
And because the media tried to cover up the first and the second one, I thought, well, that's plausible that it could have actually, you know, been one.
But it turns out that people I know really well know this fellow really well, and they say that it's all just a false alarm.
And he's going to be joining us coming up here in about six, seven, eight minutes.
Armed man, Ben Miller, arrested outside Trump Coachella rally.
His local sheriff insists it was a third assassination attempt despite letting perp walk on meager $5,000 bail.
Well, I know a lot of people that know this guy, who I know are good people, like Pete Santelli.
They know him well.
They say it's pure crap.
So we're going to get Miller, 49, popping in on the show to clarify this.
And that's good news.
I'm glad it wasn't another assassination attempt, and I'm glad that it was a false alarm.
But you really can't blame folks in this climate for that situation.
Build is reporting, you can read the article, and of course they've leaked this on purpose out of NATO, that NATO officials, high level, have told Build...
So they want the Russians to know that Ukraine has nuclear reactors.
Ukraine has scientists.
And Ukraine is weeks away from having atomic bombs.
And Ukraine might use atomic bombs on Russia.
Boy, that's quite a headline.
Because that's really what it should read.
Not German news publication claims Ukraine could have nuclear weapons within weeks.
Germany's most respected news publication reports, according to high-level NATO officials, the headline is, Globalists threaten Russia with nuclear-armed Ukraine in greatest nuclear war escalation in human history.
Or you could have another headline that actually approaches the dire existential Ultra-urgent, Armageddon-flirting, nuclear conflagration-pushing, satanic behavior.
I mean, words don't even approach it.
It's just...
So...
First, we're going to rain missiles down on you.
Russia's like, we'll go to nuclear war.
And NATO's like, well, we're not going to start the nuclear war.
But Ukraine might.
That way they have plausible historical deniability.
Wow.
So I was saying the last three weeks, since five weeks ago, when they escalated right up to the verge, Russia said, fine, we'll start attacking NATO targets if you get us with any conventional weapons inside Russia, any conventional heavy weapons, and target our military bases.
And I saw them starting, oh, maybe we'll make a deal, and Zelensky came over and met with Trump, and I saw a lot of signs that maybe they were coming up for air, leveling up towards sanity.
No.
I didn't say they were becoming sane.
I said I was seeing some signs of it, and that I was hopeful.
So that build story that Alex is talking about has no concrete sources and the Ukrainian government has come out and repudiated it and said it's not true.
What happened here is that Zelensky spoke to the European Council last week and in his speech he mentioned that he told Trump that in order to preserve his country he would need to join NATO or become a nuclear country.
Ukraine is a country that has a solid record in terms of being on the side of nuclear non-proliferation, so it really doesn't make a lot of sense that they would all of a sudden just start making nuclear bombs.
Zelensky used this as a way of illustrating how existential the need to join NATO was for Ukraine, and now it's being spun by all the expected folk to tell their fun stories.
But just to be up to date and as clear as possible, the proboscis is out.
There's an article up on InfoWars.com, our renowned lip reader.
That Biden and Obama in that exchange were saying we're totally screwed.
She's not strong.
What are we going to do?
Obama says there's still time.
We can still, you know, win.
That's a pretty big article up on Infowars.com.
Now listen to this.
You've seen the videos, men, women, you name it, where they'll be praying across the street, catty corner from an abortion clinic, praying silently and they get arrested.
But now they've got the first known conviction of thought crime in modern British history.
The guilty man, a veteran, was spotted praying silently for his dead son outside an abortion clinic.
Prison sentence.
Because you say, oh, well, why do we care what happens in the UK or the EU?
So the man in the UK wasn't arrested for praying or for his thoughts.
In 2014, the Antisocial Behavior, Crime, and Policing Act was passed in the UK, part of which contained rules that have an area around British pregnancy advice service locations.
They make that area around them a safe zone where you couldn't protest due to harassment concerns.
In 2022, this rule was invoked around a particular clinic, and a guy named Adam Smith-Connor decided to protest within the safe zone anyway.
He was warned multiple times, and he was aware that he was, in effect, trespassing, and he didn't care.
He ended up getting arrested and fined about 9,000 pounds and two years probation.
Alex is lying, saying that he went to jail.
I think that what this guy is doing is annoying, harassing, and I disagree with him entirely, but it's kind of the spirit of protest.
He cares enough about praying performatively right outside an abortion clinic that he can't abide by the safe zone, and he's taking the consequences of that upon himself as the protest.
It just becomes unacceptable when you have people like Alex pretending that he got arrested for something other than what he did.
His protest or prayer has zero to do with anything that got him in trouble.
It was just that he wasn't allowed to be inside that safe zone.
If Alex is opposed to that, then that's fine, and we can have a conversation about whether or not there should be safe zones, but it's a losing strategy to even engage with the idea that this guy was arrested for thought crimes.
It's a fraudulent framing of the story, and if you engage with it, even to try to debunk or correct it, you've already kind of lost.
And Alex specializes in shit like that, where it's like, even playing around with this, you've lost.
And I read the books and the publications written by presidents, prime ministers, think tank heads about the hellish world they were going to build.
And I saw that much of what they said they would build, previously they got done.
So I said, I'm going to fight these people.
Humanity doesn't need to be slaves.
We don't need to go along with this.
I don't believe humanity will want to be controlled by these monsters and depopulated.
That's not a very hard decision to make.
But people are like, I don't choose to believe these bad things are happening.
That's gloom and doom.
I got a bowling league to go to.
I got a golf game to play.
You don't think I don't love golf?
You don't think I love to bowl?
You don't think I don't love to hunt dove?
You don't think I don't love to hunt elk?
You don't think I don't love to hunt hogs out of a helicopter?
You don't think I don't love to play pool?
You don't think I don't love to go out on a boat and drink beer?
Oh, I love it.
I can do it all day long.
Real easy.
But see...
If I'm out in a parking lot walking out of a restaurant with my family and some mugger walks up and puts a gun to my head, well, I've got to deal with that.
And instinctively, I'm going to feign that he's in control.
I'm going to grab the gun, force it up.
Squeeze it out of his hand, and then I'm going to jump on top of him in one purposeful move with the decision and intent to kill him, and I'm going to ram his head full power in the concrete, and then five more times, I'm going to slam it with intention and feel the skull break, because I have got will.
Now, you have will, too, not to just beat somebody's brains out, but to wake up.
and decide you're under attack and admit you're under attack and then not put up with it politically, culturally, spiritually, and then fire up against these people.
Yeah, I imagine my wife likes to watch the serial killer documentaries about serial killers and how they serial kill people.
And oftentimes when they're describing how they would go about their serial killing, it would have a very similar vibe of like, if a person walks up into this direction, then I will do this thing to them.
Then I will take them to this place and these things will also occur.
And this is all because of a deep-seated need within me that I can't fix anywhere else.
Obviously, we can see how they've been trying to break that down during COVID-1984, et cetera.
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Communication is the thing that they fear most.
I think that we should all be setting up at the very least, practically, CB radio systems, but there's also the capability of using software-defined radio.
Everybody can do this.
I can send you the open source code and the schematics where we can set up neighborhood-based communication sectors, which can allow neighbors to communicate if everything gets shut off, and this can be run on solar power or any kind of renewable energy, even a crankshaft.
So I think it's essential that we all set up communication systems to be ready to be able to communicate with each other.
And if martial law were to break out, to keep reminding our neighbors, do not play into the trap of civil unrest.
I said I was going to do an emergency Saturday show because I want to broadcast every day, but I've got to run around behind the scenes and build infrastructure and get...
Energon cubes.
That's all money is to me, is energy to do the right thing.
And we're working on getting the Energon cubes.
And I just have this instinctive, spiritual understanding that I should not just maintain under attack, that I've been wrong in only trying to maintain, because when you maintain, you get ground down and actually get reversed.
No.
Shoot for the moon.
Go all the way.
Swing for the fences.
Total commitment.
And so I pledge to you to intensify the energy and focus, to intensify the broadcast, to intensify the mission, to intensify the truth, to intensify.
And we are intensifying, intensifying, raising to the challenge.
I think that Alex shouldn't be saying, like, I'm in the background making infrastructure and stuff like that because it's kind of exactly what he's not supposed to do.
Yeah, it does sometimes feel like we are at a bank.
Sitting here with a loan officer, just at a regular old bank, sitting here with a loan officer, talking about how maybe we want to set up a small business.
And, you know, we need some help.
And all the while, in the background, there is a man just stealing money from all of the places where you can steal money.
And we're both all like, hey, that man is stealing your money.
So, we got one last clip here, and it's another caller.
And it just makes me sad.
Makes me real sad.
Uh-oh.
The world.
What a world.
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Me and the kids have been doing time capsules, and we decided to put, like, a Bible in it and Constitution and Bill of Rights, and I was thinking it'd be kind of cool if you sold one that had, like, at least a summary of your archives and stuff, you know, to preserve for the future.
Another thing that's kind of cute, like this guy and his kid working on a time capsule, that sweet and fun parent-child kind of stuff, and you have the Bible, you have the Constitution, and then you have Alex's dumbass.
Imagining an Egyptologist, you know, like, digging up Tutankhamen's tomb, Pulling out all this jewelry and shit, and then there's, like, a pamphlet for how evil fucking the vizier is written by Dick Bag McGee.
Like, what kind of day is that?
Where you're like, oh, yeah, well, I guess this guy was also an asshole.
Hieroglyphics would look so much wilder if there was just a bunch of MKUltra demons fighting against pharaohs who are actually angels dressed up like bird people.
I think it's so fascinating, Alex's legend thing, because substantively his legend is based off of the tiny little clips.
Of editing other stuff to make him look like he's prescient.
But it's also combined with him doing so many hours and being so bullshit and saying so many lies that you just assume there's more than those tiny little clips.
There has to be more than those tiny little clips, right?
It's a wild combination of not having done anything combined with having done so much that people assume there's no way you could have not done anything.