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Nov. 23, 2020 - Knowledge Fight
02:12:30
#505: November 18, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on what happened when Alex Jones went down to Georgia. In this installment, Alex teams up with a couple of young upstart bigots to try to do the whole "Tea Party thing" all over again, Alex gets stalked by the FBI and a newsman in a blimp, and Dan offers a pitch for the next season of Infowars.

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alex jones
05:33
d
dan friesen
01:23:19
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jordan holmes
27:44
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owen shroyer
06:10
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ali alexander
02:07
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nick fuentes
01:29
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need, I need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your room.
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
unidentified
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes that sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
I have a quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, paradoxically, very strange, unexpectedly, social media.
jordan holmes
Social media, the thing that you have left as soon as you finally realized after eight months that you should have been gone from it.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't like social media in a lot of its manifestations, permutations, because I find that it just doesn't match with the way my brain works.
No shade on people who do enjoy it or like Twitter and Facebook.
It's not for me.
As I've gotten older, I recognize that it's confusing.
I don't like...
I was running the Knowledge Fight Twitter account, and it became a thing where it's like, I know I'm using this.
Everybody who listens to the show knows I'm using this.
So if I post promo stuff...
It feels dirty.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It feels like, I don't know.
This is a good aversion to self-promotion.
jordan holmes
I understand.
dan friesen
Anyway, the reason that I'm throwing a bright spot to social media is I started to think about what are ways that social media can be used in ways that are fun and not dumb.
And everyone keeps asking for pictures of my plants.
And so I've started an Instagram account.
Called Plant Underscore Fight.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
Where I'm gonna post pictures of plants.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
And so far people have enjoyed it.
I posted a picture of the quinoa so far.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
And periodically it will feature different plants from around Dan's Wild Kingdom.
But I figured that was like, it's not connected to the show.
It's not too intrusive on my personal life.
And it felt like that nice sweet spot and something that people enjoy.
People like seeing these plants.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I think maybe this is a function that social media can serve.
Although I still think most of it's trash.
jordan holmes
Here's what we'll do.
I'll make an Instagram account for my two dogs.
dan friesen
People have asked for me to post pictures of your dogs.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'll go with Westies underscore fight.
unidentified
We'll compete to see who's...
jordan holmes
I guess growing things are better?
dan friesen
I'm afraid that your dogs are cuter than most of my plants.
I think I'd probably lose that.
jordan holmes
That's true.
That is true.
dan friesen
That underscore fight.
jordan holmes
But I'm not as popular as you, Dan.
dan friesen
I don't know about that.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
So what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot today, Dan, it is back to Assassin's Creed Valhalla, but it is a specific reference in Valhalla that I particularly enjoyed that came out of nowhere, which was a reference to One Punch Man.
Do you know about One Punch Man?
dan friesen
Vaguely, yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, so One Punch Man is a manga and an anime about a very depressed guy who can defeat anything and anyone in one punch.
dan friesen
Yes, I believe you've told me about this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and he's so existentially destroyed by that, like how bored and awful it is to be the ultimate power in the universe, I guess, that he's just a real bummer all the time.
And there's a perfect reference to that in...
No spoilers!
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
And he's a real bummer about it.
dan friesen
People could have guessed that was going to be the spoiler.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
It's a reference.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
So it's very, very, very funny.
dan friesen
That's nice.
jordan holmes
I enjoyed it.
dan friesen
Nice little Easter egg.
jordan holmes
It's nice to be surprised by a little reference in there.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
That's good.
dan friesen
I have a gripe.
I don't know what the deal is, but I lost a bunch of time.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
Did you have a corrupted save where you kept falling through the...
dan friesen
No, I had a bug, though, that I ran into.
And that was...
Maybe this is just one of those problems that happens when you play games when they first come out that I'm not really used to.
But I had...
There's a mission at a certain point where, without any spoilers, you talk to a guy and then you've got to get to another city.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
You've got to take a boat to get to the other city.
Every single time after I talked to this guy, the boat would spawn, like, in the middle of land.
Like, just as if it were a horse.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Just in the middle of a path.
I can't do anything with this.
And so I had to go back to my most recent autosave file, and it had autosaved so many times.
Wow, that boat was still there.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
jordan holmes
You restarted like 50 times, and all your auto-saves wound up getting you back to where the boat was.
dan friesen
So the last save before that was a great distance.
jordan holmes
Four hours, yeah.
dan friesen
It's very frustrating, but it is what it is.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I had the same thing happen on one mission.
All of a sudden, every time I loaded the save, the entire screen would just start shaking, and then my character would just fall directly through, and then...
Fall forever until she died.
And that was it.
dan friesen
Even great games.
Sometimes there are little problems.
jordan holmes
Launch date, release bugs, it happens.
dan friesen
And you know the other thing that's really exciting for me too is that I know that Age of Calamity, the Zelda game, Hyrule Warriors, has come out.
jordan holmes
Oh, it has.
dan friesen
And I haven't even touched it or got it.
I haven't even thought about it.
jordan holmes
You don't have time.
dan friesen
No.
And that's a nice feeling.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
To know that that's there.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If I ever, ever, because it may not ever happen.
jordan holmes
You've got another 80 to 100 hours to put into Valhalla.
dan friesen
If I ever finish with Valhalla, then, you know, Age of Calamity is there waiting for me, and that's a nice, comforting feeling.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, I had a second bright spot there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was great!
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we've got an interesting episode to go over.
Alex went down to Georgia.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Shout out to a couple people.
Made audio versions of that.
jordan holmes
Yes, they did!
dan friesen
My parody song, which is...
jordan holmes
This is very interesting.
dan friesen
This is a new level of fame for me that I'm quite frankly uncomfortable with, but I think is delightful.
jordan holmes
You reached a lot of people.
dan friesen
People have...
Put my parody song to music.
jordan holmes
Honestly, I think a lot of people were expecting a sequel today.
dan friesen
I don't know if...
Is there a sequel to The Devil Went Down to Georgia?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Not a Charlie Daniels version.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
But there's a million different...
dan friesen
Well, in that case, mine was a sequel.
jordan holmes
That's true.
That's true.
dan friesen
No, there is no sequel.
I figured, you know, can't force it.
But Alex, he went down to Georgia.
And I will say that this...
This experience was not what I wanted it to be.
It lacked a lot of the charm and the fun of the caravan.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And that's because the caravan allowed me to paint a picture.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Whereas, in this case, it's kind of, Alex, the picture's painted.
jordan holmes
You realize every time we get excited for something, we're talking about people who turn every good thing into shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
We're getting excited about the potential that never...
jordan holmes
We are the fucking Lucy.
No, we're Charlie Brown.
Every time they set up that football, we're like, we're going to fucking do it this time.
We're going to kick it.
It's going to be a caravan field goal.
It's going to be amazing.
And then they slide it up from under us again and again and again.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is unfortunate.
So there's still some fun to be had a long way.
And I actually had a number of interesting things that I want to bring up and discuss in the course of this.
We're just going to be talking about November 18th, 2020.
I'm Dan, this is 2020.
unidentified
Oh, hey.
dan friesen
Oh, you're still all right with it.
jordan holmes
I told you we're still all right with it.
It's too late.
I've accepted it.
dan friesen
I also want to say that when I discussed this on the last episode, I was actually stuck in my craw a little bit.
I said that you were submitting.
To the bit.
And I don't actually...
That was not the right choice of word.
I meant surrender.
jordan holmes
Surrender is...
dan friesen
That was the word I was looking for.
jordan holmes
Surrender is a good word.
dan friesen
It bothered me.
For like an entire day that I couldn't come up with that word.
jordan holmes
You ever have something stuck in your craw?
dan friesen
I was laying in bed and I was like, I meant surrender, damn it.
So, the reason that we only have this one day is because, I mean, I think the trip to Georgia is pretty unimpactful.
I think that it's repetitive in nature, what Alex does when he's on the road.
And at the same time, there's enough stuff that happened during this episode that's worth talking about.
To try and force it and do the whole rest of the week would have ended up with a six-hour episode.
jordan holmes
Still hasn't pulled a computer chip out of that homeless person.
dan friesen
Still has not.
jordan holmes
We're on eight months of not pulling the computer chip out of somebody.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I'd like to...
There's so many running tallies.
How many days has it been since Rand Paul has refused your challenge to debate?
jordan holmes
We're getting up to close to 150.
dan friesen
We are currently on day four of the scourge of gun-toting Daleks running around the streets.
We are in...
There's a lot of tallies.
jordan holmes
There's a lot of things to keep an eye on.
dan friesen
Yeah, but you know what I'd like to keep an eye on?
jordan holmes
What's that, Dan?
dan friesen
My gratitude and our gratitude for the folks who have signed up and are supporting the show.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
First, I'd like to give a shout-out to Caden.
That's with a C. C-A-Y-D-E-N.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Caden.
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Joe IV with Roman initials.
I-V.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Joe the IV-th.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Darren M. That's D-A-R-I-N.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Darren.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Taylor D. Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Taylor.
dan friesen
Thank you.
jordan holmes
I think that's Taylor Danes?
dan friesen
Sure.
Okay.
Next, Zoe P. Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Zoe!
dan friesen
You ever get into a Zoe Zoe argument?
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Good.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Next, this fella asked me to say how I thought his last name was pronounced.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I know that this was just because it looks like Wiener.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But I knew it was Weiner.
Sure.
unidentified
Maybe...
jordan holmes
Sometimes it's Wiener.
dan friesen
I think it's rarely.
I mean, like, Matt Weiner, isn't he the guy who made Mad Men?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Isn't that Matt?
I might have the first name wrong.
jordan holmes
Something like that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So anyway, Jason, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Jason.
You ever get into a wiener-wiener argument, Dan?
dan friesen
Yes.
That one I have.
Next, Quasar the Corgi Star.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Q the CS.
dan friesen
And finally, I'd like to thank you to a couple people who donated on an elevated level from abroad.
Ooh.
So first, Jan from Denmark.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
And Mirjam from...
This is a name that I'm not going to be able to handle.
jordan holmes
You're going to do this.
dan friesen
Hammond Lina.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimps so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much to our representatives from Denmark and...
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much to the both of you.
dan friesen
I look forward to your correction about the pronunciation.
It'll be great.
jordan holmes
It's pronounced quokka.
dan friesen
Probably.
So, if you're out there listening and you're thinking, hey, I enjoy the show, I'd like to support these giants, you can do that by going to our website, pressing that button that says support the show, or...
jordan holmes
If you are experiencing any kind of malaise or perhaps existential crisis, what you should do is fill yourself with a generous spirit.
Channel that chi energy all the way up into your fist and punch a local charity or bail fund, but metaphorically and with generosity.
dan friesen
Alright, that works.
So, Jordan, this is the reverse of the caravan.
And I don't know why I didn't see this in advance.
I'm so blind.
I'm so blind to like...
What's actually gonna happen?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Because, like, Alex going down to Georgia, it's like, this is exciting.
Alex is gonna be rampaging.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
But I forgot that that means that Owen is gonna be hosting the show.
And, like, I forgot that, like, oh, it's the flip of the dynamic from the caravan where Owen's out on the road and Alex is, you know, throwing to him in the field.
Now we've got...
God, I was just like...
As soon as you get into it, you're like, oh no.
jordan holmes
How does Owen try and really pull off three hours?
dan friesen
Well, one of the ways he does it is he mostly plays a live feed of Alex and Ali Alexander yelling in Atlanta on this episode.
There's a lot of that.
So thankfully, there's that.
And I will say I appreciate it.
And the episode starts with Alex doing a little bit of a message.
alex jones
This is the mark of the beast out of Revelation.
It's not coming.
It's here.
And so many of the big Baptist churches and Catholic churches are putting in the QR codes and doing all the same thing because they're not churches.
They've been taken over by this system.
So it's going to all get rapidly worse very, very quickly.
dan friesen
So Alex has got some fear of QR codes he wants everyone to have.
I don't know what he thinks QR codes are.
jordan holmes
The thing that's been around for 15 years?
dan friesen
It's been around for a while.
And in the real world, they're just an advancement of the same idea behind a...
No, it's compelled by the mark of the beast.
It's just efficient.
The main reason I pulled this clip was to illustrate how deep into the nonsense Alex is to start this show off.
The second reason I included this clip is probably more important, and it's to use this as an opportunity to explain how people like Alex are broken records trying to make everyone afraid of everything for no reason.
QR codes are something that Alex is trying to scare his audience about, and interestingly, if you look into the history of the thing that preceded QR codes, the UPC barcode, you'll find hysterical people doing the exact same thing 50 years ago.
According to an article about UPC history in Wired, quote, I love Christianity.
And in the year that followed, an urban legend arose warning gullible types that the number 666 was hidden in each barcode.
Some of these paranoid types noted that there were often sixes in the barcode, which were in fact arbitrary, but it doesn't matter.
Again, from the article, quote, early test films of the scanners were labeled with the letters F, G, and H, and some saw this as proof that the code would wind up on more than just Coke cans, assisting the H stood for head and the F for forearm.
Sure.
unidentified
People do this.
dan friesen
It's inevitable because change and the future are both scary things.
The more complex the system is, the greater possibility it has in terms of productivity and effectiveness and ability to help people live better lives.
But as that complexity increases, the theoretical damage that it could cause go up, too.
A simple example is just the internet.
The ability for people to communicate and digitally interact over great distances, it's revolutionary in terms of information flow and directing charitable assistance to places that need it, but it's created a gigantic Tinder box that could explode at any time.
For instance, back in 2013, the Associated Press's Twitter account got hacked, and a fake tweet was posted about two explosions going off at the White House that had injured President Obama.
This wasn't true, but the effect on the stock market was real, and it's the byproduct of a volatility that would not exist without the ability for information to travel exceedingly fast.
Almost every technology you can imagine can be slotted into this kind of balance.
Having a centralized power company in your town relieves you of the burden of having to run a generator yourself, but also, if there's like a bad storm in your area, your whole block might end up losing power for a while.
The complexity of emerging technologies provides benefits, but also increases the problems when something goes wrong.
Alex is just one in a long, long chain of hysterical idiots yelling about how some new-ish Not even that new.
jordan holmes
Not even that new.
Not even new.
dan friesen
Is the end of the world.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's rambling about QR codes just like his forefathers who protested barcodes outside grocery stores.
jordan holmes
It's a real bummer that John of Patmos really maligned a more efficient system.
Like, maybe if Satan were less of it.
Like, God is kind of a Luddite in this scenario, right?
So the Antichrist is like, hey, let's give everybody a mark so we can do the whole thing.
You can do commerce.
You can do all this stuff.
Yeah, I get that that can be abused, but it's still a more efficient system.
All right?
God is out here like, let's give everybody free will.
Fuck that noise.
That gets everybody complicated.
See what we're talking about with Twitter?
People are jumping out there, lying, ruining the stock market in two seconds.
Put the mark of the beast on everybody.
Forehead.
Call it a day.
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
That's my plan.
dan friesen
I lost myself entirely in that speech.
I was like, all right.
Yeah, let's do that.
You have a hypnotic power today, George, and I'm worried about it.
So, Alex is on the scene in Atlanta with Ali, and the beginning of the show is what appears to be a pre-recorded, or it could have been live, I'm not entirely sure, thing of them just sort of yelling about this guy.
And Ali has some big news to break down.
alex jones
This is just one example of dozens that have already come out in the last day.
This is just now breaking in Georgia where we are.
ali alexander
Just this morning, it is breaking news.
David Schaefer, the Georgia Republican Party chair, tweets this.
One of our monitors discovered 9,626 vote error in DeKalb County hand count.
That is in Atlanta.
One batch was labeled 10,707 votes for Biden and just 13 for Trump.
An improbable margin even for DeKalb standards.
The actual count for the Folks, we have to audit the vote and we have to check the signatures in Georgia.
dan friesen
So, Ali is reporting based on a tweet that was posted by David Schaefer, the head of the GOP in Georgia.
But it's a very misleading tweet, designed to be used by bad faith actors like Alex and Ali to fuel their machines that they're trying to use to overturn this election.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
Basically, what happened was this.
They're conducting this recount in Georgia, and during the recount, someone made a recording error.
That is to say that they mistakenly put down over 10,000 votes for Biden and 13 for Trump, when in reality, the total was just over 1,000 for Biden and 13 for Trump.
This mistake was caught in the recount Yeah, was a big mistake.
Yeah, that'll happen.
The DeKalb County CEO released a statement that basically said that they were unable to verify the claims of this error, but to put it in my words, even if everything Schaefer said is true, it doesn't matter.
I was a little surprised by the tone of this statement.
jordan holmes
Chairman Schaefer?
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
No, I was more about the Twitter storm part.
Based on Chairman Schaefer's Twitter storm, the alleged vote error was discovered, reported to DeKalb elections officials, and corrected prior to the transmission of the official audit report to the Georgia Secretary of State's office.
If the scenario occurred, as Chairman Schaefer alleges, this is evidence that the checks and balances established by Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to ensure the accuracy of the election results performed as designed.
As is always the case with Alex and Allie, this is a dud, but it's a dud that they're probably going to use as a piece of evidence of fraud.
jordan holmes
Sure, forever.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And it's not just Georgia, baby!
It's not!
jordan holmes
Somebody during the recount accidentally put an extra zero, and then they found it, and now it's all over.
dan friesen
More or less.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay, cool.
dan friesen
But it's not just Georgia.
jordan holmes
Thanks, America.
dan friesen
It's also Michigan.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Michigan's got problems.
jordan holmes
Odd.
alex jones
Breaking news, Holly, on the situation that is just explosive, like out of a Hollywood gangster movie in Michigan.
Tell us about that.
ali alexander
So in Wayne County, Michigan, that's Detroit, the Republicans, two Republicans and two Democrats sit on the canvassing board.
The Republicans decided not to certify the election, but under duress and threat from hundreds of thousands of tweets, the leftists, Antifa, BLM, they reluctantly agreed under the condition that the Secretary of State would...
audit.
unidentified
We are in legal and constitutional limbo as we don't even understand what that means.
ali alexander
What are their rights?
jordan holmes
So you don't understand what that means.
ali alexander
So we have this ruling from the left against people who just want to certify clean elections, not bad elections.
dan friesen
What Ali is saying is inaccurate, but let's pretend for a moment what he's saying is true.
That would mean that the Republicans on this council he's talking about were willing to certify an election that they felt was fraudulent because people were mean to them on Twitter.
Alex, I'm sorry, Ali is saying that like it's an understandable thing.
Like, the leftists were just too mean on Twitter.
They had to certify the results.
jordan holmes
Well, when you say mean things, that's how the American Revolution started.
Sure, there was the taxation thing, but George was like, these guys are a bunch of dicks.
And they were like, well, we gotta tear this place down!
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, it's like in the Declaration of Independence, cyberbullying comes up a lot.
jordan holmes
How dare you write letters to us!
dan friesen
Ali's saying that the people tweeting stuff, this mean stuff, it's like the equivalent of having a gun to your head, which is ridiculous.
If it's your job to make sure the election is fair and your decision-making process is in any way affected by what someone on Twitter says, you've proven exactly one thing, and that is that you're not qualified for your position.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
The Wayne County Board of Canvassers met to certify the election results, and things broke down on a party line, with the two Republicans, William Hartman and Monica Palmer, voting against certification, and the Democrats voting for certification.
At issue was the number, there was a number of precincts that had an unexplained discrepancy in vote totals.
According to the Detroit Free Press, quote, most of them recorded discrepancies of three votes or fewer.
In 2016, there were similar discrepancies in voter totals and Jill Stein's campaign had pushed for a recount.
This recount was ended by a court order before it could be completed, but after the election was over, the state of Michigan did do an audit, and it found that a vast majority of the unexplained discrepancies were easily explainable by human error, and that, quote, quote, "Many of the problems encountered in Detroit are attributable to a lack of proficiency using EPB software or the mishandling of provisional envelope ballots.
They found in their audit that votes were accurately counted, but that there were mistakes made in terms of being able to correctly match each vote with its ballot because of these It's incredibly likely...
Almost to a point of certainty that this same phenomenon is present here in the 2020 election.
Ultimately, Palmer and Hartman agreed to certify the Wayne County results when the Democrats on the board agreed to do an audit of the votes.
But apparently Palmer and Hartman didn't realize that the audit would be literally impossible to do prior to the certification of the election.
And so they tried to recant their certification, which is something they can't do.
So that's where things stand right now.
jordan holmes
You know, you can recant a certification after an election.
That's how it always works, Dan.
dan friesen
The cynical-minded fellow out there might think that the real reason that Palmer and Hartman decided to recant their decision to certify is that Trump called them personally, but what do I know?
jordan holmes
Oh, that'd be crazy.
dan friesen
Now, Ronna McDaniel, the Republican National Committee chair, is calling for Michigan to adjourn their board for 14 days to get to the bottom of these very serious or possibly wildly overblown issues.
At the point of us recording this episode, we don't know how this is going to shake out, because the board in Michigan is set to certify on Monday, which is in the future from us right now.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
All signs appear to indicate that, like Georgia, they will certify the results, but this world is fucking insane, so I am not going to take anything for granted.
jordan holmes
Yeah, come on!
Why not?
dan friesen
But the reality is that there were precincts...
jordan holmes
Let's get a nice Andrew Johnson in there to help take us over.
dan friesen
Couldn't hurt.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Could hurt.
jordan holmes
Could hurt.
No, no, no, no.
Whenever there's a fraudulent election, you want an Andrew Johnson to come back in there.
dan friesen
Well, there were issues of voting discrepancies that are...
To an extent, normal.
Sure.
And that is something that's being weaponized by Ali, and one of the ways that he's doing it is just outright lying.
alex jones
They're still calling for an audit, but they did go ahead and say they're going to certify it, because things were, quote, out of balance at a record level.
ali alexander
So they're out of balance at a record level.
I think it was double from 2016 to now.
dan friesen
That's just categorically not true.
Alex and Ali are making this stuff up, knowing that no one in their audience will question them or go consult the 2016 audit, which I would bet anything I own that even these two dudes don't know exists.
jordan holmes
It'd be really hard to find.
You'd have to Google it, and then you'd read it.
dan friesen
That part might be hard for them.
jordan holmes
Have you read things before?
That's hard.
dan friesen
The Detroit Free Press said this of the unexplained discrepancies in Wayne County in the 2020 election.
Quote, Of Detroit's 503 election day precincts, 85 recorded unexplained discrepancies in the vote totals, as did 94 of the city's 134 absentee voting counting boards.
Most of them recorded discrepancies of three votes or fewer.
If you consult the 2016 election audit conducted by the Michigan Department of State...
You'll find that, quote, the Wayne County Board of Canvassers reported during the post-election canvas period that concluded November 22, 2016, approximately 392 precincts appeared to be out of balance.
If you combine the in-person and absentee counting boards from 2020, you have a decrease of 213 out-of-balance precincts in this election compared to four years ago.
Not double.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
But that's by 10,000 each time.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Every single one of those is an accidental adding of 1,000.
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
And these numbers probably sound high, and they kind of are, but these are almost...
Entirely indicative of minor human errors that do not actually affect vote counts, but they do lead to accounting problems.
For instance, the audit report discusses the case in 2016 of Precinct 152, where the sealed ballot container, it only had 50 votes in it at the end of the night, but the rules indicated that 306 votes had been cast.
This was because poll workers had accidentally left the rest of the ballots in the tabulator and failed to put them then into the sealed container.
It's a problem, and it will lead to a discrepancy, but it doesn't actually have any bearing on the vote tallies or mean there was any fraud.
Most problems that you will hear people like Alex yell about fall into this category, and I would be willing to venture a guess.
That in a few months, whenever there is an audit of this election, which Alex will ignore by that point, you'll find a lot of similar human error issues.
jordan holmes
Sure.
I mean, have you ever counted to a thousand and then counted to a thousand with two people over your shoulder six feet away from you going like, no, that's one more for the other team.
Like, of course you're going to get three wrong.
dan friesen
I mean, look, in Mario Party 6, I think...
There was a little mini-game where you had to remember the order of fruits.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah?
You had to remember four fruits, usually.
And sometimes my friends got it wrong.
jordan holmes
Of course!
dan friesen
Well, granted, we were high as hell when we would play it, but still.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
One time, my buddy Swearengin was a bundle of grapes, was the thing he had to remember.
And he said, I think it was grapes, and he pluralized it.
And he got it wrong.
jordan holmes
You went off on it.
dan friesen
No, he got it wrong.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's right, because the game does it for you.
dan friesen
Yeah, because it was the voice.
jordan holmes
It wasn't like a scattergories argument that everybody got into.
dan friesen
It was that weird period where the, I think it was the GameCube, had a microphone that you could have a couple voice commands.
It would recognize, so you'd be like, banana, grape.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And he got it wrong, even though he had the right.
unidentified
Because he had grapes.
dan friesen
I think so, yeah.
Lives on in my memory.
jordan holmes
Forever.
dan friesen
Anyway, yeah, my point is that people can make mistakes.
jordan holmes
People make mistakes.
dan friesen
The larger point here, though, is that Ali and Alex are completely wrong and absolutely just making up that there's record levels of precincts being out of balance.
They have no idea what they're talking about, and the actual numbers are the exact opposite of their narrative.
There wasn't record discrepancy, and if you go by the strict numbers, there was a 54% decrease in precincts reporting unexplained discrepancies this election cycle.
Seems like progress.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would make sense, considering for the three months up to the election, everybody was constantly screaming about how there's no possible way that this would be a fair-counted election, so everybody went so fucking overboard.
dan friesen
Well, and because of those discrepancies that happened in the 2016 election, there were probably a lot of conversations about little things that could be done to limit...
I think that, I mean, obviously you'd like to see that number even lower, but that much of a decrease...
From one presidential election to another.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Seems like pretty good.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I mean, let's say we've got...
What is it?
Almost 150 million votes cast or over 160 million now?
Something along those lines.
And we have...
What?
It's 50% of the counties in Michigan in 2016 reported fewer than three.
Three or fewer.
Like, that's...
That's a vote tally of discrepancy less than a thousand.
unidentified
In Michigan, that's ridiculously...
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And reading over this audit, they were discussing that the really bad ones are ones that had over three.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that...
It leads you to recognize that these ones that are out of balance aren't out of balance by like a thousand.
That would be egregious.
That would be like national alarms going off.
It's severe when there's three or four votes that are...
jordan holmes
Somebody added a zero and it's a story for months now.
dan friesen
And it was in a recount and it got caught before anything.
Before it had any impact on anything.
So anyway, these are kind of the big sort of election fraud narratives that they got.
And both are just like, oh, here's the real story.
I understand where your lies are coming from and the spin you're putting on.
But it's just flimsy.
As is this.
Allie has some things he wants to complain about.
The Pennsylvania Supreme Court.
ali alexander
The Pennsylvania Supreme Court in a 5-2 decision said it doesn't matter that there were no Republicans in some of these polling locations.
It's fine.
dan friesen
That is not true.
jordan holmes
Well, that sounds true.
dan friesen
Here's what's going on here.
Trump's legal team had argued that their poll watchers in Pennsylvania were not allowed close enough access to voters, vote counters, excuse me, in the Philadelphia Convention Center.
Because of many factors, perhaps most importantly COVID-19-related social distancing, the poll watchers were kept behind a barrier approximately 15 to 18 feet away from the first row of canvassers.
So the workers would have a safe area to come and go as needed, like they had to go to the bathroom or whatever.
The Trump campaign argued that this was not appropriate, and a lower judge reached a compromise where they could set the barrier at six feet.
Then, Trump's campaign filed a lawsuit claiming that the votes that were counted before the barrier were moved were, uh, they shouldn't count since the watchers didn't have appropriate access.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The matter reached the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, who ruled that the initial distance was appropriate for the requirements in the election code, and to mandate that the distance was too great would be the state encroaching on the county's right to run its election through the Philadelphia County Board of Elections.
jordan holmes
That does sound right.
dan friesen
Yep.
They vacated any previous order and denied the Trump campaign their requests.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's fair.
dan friesen
This is not what Ali is reporting.
He's saying that the court decided that it was fine, that the Republicans had no poll watchers, which is not at all the issue that was before the court.
He's lying about it because it sounds better for his side.
jordan holmes
It sounds way better.
dan friesen
Yeah, because he's a liar.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
This same strategy has been employed by Trump's legal team, including noted weirdo Jenna Ellis, who said, quote, It's inexplicable that five justices on the Pennsylvania Supreme Court would conclude that watchers observing from distances up to 100 feet away is reasonable.
jordan holmes
And then she pulled out her slide whistle and went...
dan friesen
No, downward.
There is no evidence that this is the case at all.
In fact, the only reference to 100 feet in the court decision is, quote, the campaign contends that the board set up imposing a barrier and having some tables in the area over 100 feet away from the edge of the security fence effectively deprived its representative of the ability to be truly present and effectively eliminates the representative's ability to perform his or her role of ensuring openness and transparency.
Transparency in the electoral process.
That idea only exists as a thing that the Trump legal team claimed, but isn't substantiated.
jordan holmes
I like that the Trump legal team could just be like, yeah, we're claiming that 30 different drone bombs killed all the Republicans in the United States, and nobody is talking about that.
And the Pennsylvania Supreme Court isn't even going to certify that the election was stolen since all Republicans are dead now.
dan friesen
Sure.
If you look at the findings of the suit, you can find out what the maximum distance from a person the watchers would be.
There was a 15 to 18 foot divide between the watchers and the first row of tables.
Then from the suit, quote, a designated area of the convention center was divided into discrete sections, each devoted to various aspects of the pre-canvassing and canvassing process.
Each section contained three rows of folding tables, each table separated by five to six feet.
Even if you assume that, like, each table takes up six feet on its own, and you use the high end of 18 feet for the initial barrier, you still end up only with a distance of 54 feet from the barrier to the furthest table.
But, of course, you know, also people could observe from different angles.
Anyway, my point here is that you can easily see how talking points get created out of this.
For someone like Jenna Ellis, she can claim in a suit that people are 100 feet away, and then when the suit gets thrown out, she can claim that the court determined that people 100 feet away is totally fine, and that's not necessarily accurate.
jordan holmes
No, they can make any claim they want.
dan friesen
But this is how you can spin this case rightly being rejected.
nick fuentes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And as for someone like Allie, you know, he doesn't have to worry about things like getting disbarred or anything, so he's free to just make up anything.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why not?
dan friesen
Which is what he's doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, go for it.
dan friesen
It's great.
jordan holmes
Ugh.
There's just no way...
I'm blown away that at no point in time do any of these courts just be like, we're holding you in contempt for this dumb argument.
One time, hold them...
It's pathetic!
It's pathetic.
It's a shameful thing to be a...
I can't imagine being a judge reading one of these things and being like, my job is valuable.
How could you possibly think that?
dan friesen
I mean, you see how long it took to disbar Larry Klayman, though.
unidentified
Exactly!
dan friesen
Or get him suspended.
jordan holmes
They'll do anything to avoid telling each other that they're doing a bad job.
dan friesen
Does seem that way.
So there's a plan in Georgia.
And it's not a fiddle contest, but Ali has this plan that he's gonna lay out.
He's one of these guys who really likes...
I think he fancies himself a Bond villain.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
He really likes to lay out his plans.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
We're in Georgia.
Tell folks about what we're doing the next four days in a row at high noon.
ali alexander
So at high noon at the Georgia State Capitol, Alex Jones, myself, and other patriots are here, and we are marching, and we are telling the Secretary of State, stop.
Don't certify.
The chances of that happening are zero.
But we might stop the deadline that happens 24 hours after that, and that's when Governor Brian Kemp, who's been wobbly in this whole issue, then has to certify the election from his office.
dan friesen
That was less nefarious than some of the other times, but he's being a little blunt.
I kind of appreciate that.
There's no chance we're going to achieve this goal.
jordan holmes
We're going to fail, but maybe we won't fail later, even though it seems like planning to fail from the beginning would suggest that we are going to continue to fail.
dan friesen
Listen, every day at noon we're going to be marching for something that is not going to work.
And then, maybe after that, the governor will do something.
And by the way, Kemp did certify.
Yeah, well, of course.
So that also had 0% chance of working.
jordan holmes
You fucking LARPing pieces.
We're going to high noon.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get a job.
dan friesen
Guns blazing.
jordan holmes
Get a fucking job.
dan friesen
He has a job.
This is it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, get a different one.
dan friesen
Well, he might have to because even Allie recognizes here that if Brian Kemp...
If he certifies...
jordan holmes
If even Brian Kemp isn't on our team...
dan friesen
We might be fucked.
jordan holmes
We're fucked.
ali alexander
When he signs a piece of paper certifying the election, it puts a Democrat slate of electors to the Electoral College.
We cannot have this happen.
If this happens, our remedies in court then become next to nil.
dan friesen
Well, that's where we are now.
You've lost Georgia.
Move along.
Let's get Alex to Philadelphia or something.
Let's get him in a fight with Grady.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
These fucking guys.
dan friesen
I wonder what the next state will be.
Alex went to Arizona.
He went to Georgia.
This isn't going to work in Georgia.
What's next?
What's the next state?
He's going to do another one.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
With the weakness of all of these legal challenges, they're not going to get less desperate?
Like, these are already incredibly pathetic.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What happens when all of these fail?
They have to do something, and it's going to be even more desperate than what it is now.
dan friesen
I think it's got to be go to D.C. again or something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's got to be something like that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Or maybe, like, Lexington and Concord.
Because you know how much they love the Revolutionary War stuff.
So maybe try and recreate that.
Go down to Boston or something.
jordan holmes
I'm waiting for them to be like, okay, we're going to head to South Carolina.
There's a couple forts around.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
We'll just see what happens!
dan friesen
I got a crazy idea.
Alex is going to occupy the Alamo.
jordan holmes
I don't think that's a bad idea.
dan friesen
This is my destiny.
jordan holmes
Leave him there!
dan friesen
Sir, we have a group of tourists coming through.
We're going to need you to leave.
jordan holmes
I'm part of the exhibit now!
I am Colonel Travis!
dan friesen
That would be great.
jordan holmes
That would be great.
dan friesen
Late career change for Alex.
Living museum display.
jordan holmes
Like, instead of going around with his Mark Twain show, he's just like, I am Colonel Travis!
dan friesen
Yeah, you could just drink.
jordan holmes
I think it'd be great.
dan friesen
So, now we get to Owen helming the show in studio, and he's sort of just giving a little talk over the footage, and he gets surprised by a little someone he sees hanging out with Alex.
owen shroyer
And Alex Jones is...
Right there on the screen, bullhorning the state capitol building in Atlanta, Georgia.
I think that's Nick Fuentes to his left.
Rob Dew there on screen as well, filming.
dan friesen
Yeah, Nick Fuentes is hanging out with Alex in Georgia.
jordan holmes
There's Alex Jones and a Nazi standing next to him, so I think we're doing great!
dan friesen
Having a great time!
jordan holmes
I think we're doing great!
dan friesen
So, uh, Owen is just throwing to this video as much as he can.
unidentified
The globalists have been caught red-handed, engaged in massive fraud, and the people know!
And the people will not accept this fraudulent election, and just like in other countries, bare minimum, we need a new election called in the disputed states!
jordan holmes
Wild.
unidentified
Stop the steal!
Stop the steal!
dan friesen
Yes, such a great constitutional plan.
It's called for new elections in the states that your hero lost.
This is really stupid, but for the first time in a long time, Alex makes sense.
He's back to being in an opposition role to the rest of reality, which is where he belongs.
It feels...
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, I...
jordan holmes
They just know they want fascism.
dan friesen
Well, they've kind of had to be blunt about it now.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they can't, like with the election results in Michigan, like, okay, okay, I get you.
What if we just throw out all black votes?
How about that?
Does that count?
Will we still have an election there?
Is that still good?
dan friesen
But Alex seems right.
Out on the street is more what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm saying?
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
He's home.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He's home again.
dan friesen
I compare things to wrestling a lot, but that's because there's a lot of similarity to the distorted reality that exists on Infowars and in the WWE.
To get really basic with things, there are good guys and bad guys in wrestling.
The good guy is the face, the bad guy is the heel.
The ultimate goal of a feud is to have the bad guy anger the audience, whether it be by cheating in matches or having a shitty personality or whatever, to the point where the audience wants to pay to see the face kick his ass.
There are variations in some middle grounds, but this is the basic dynamic.
There are character types that only work as a heel or a face, and trying to make them work in an opposite alignment does not play.
A cocky showboat who thinks they're too hot works as a heel but not as a face, because the things that they have to do to play their character are inherently annoying.
The exception to this would be Shawn Michaels, but he was a once-in-a-generation talent, and rules don't apply to people like him or Stone Cold or The Undertaker.
unidentified
I gotcha.
jordan holmes
It's fine.
We can move on from that.
dan friesen
Similarly, the scrappy try-hard wrestler who refuses to quit does not work as a heel.
The audience watching a person take a horrible beating and still kicking out of pins makes them cheer for the underdog who won't give up.
The giant they're fighting has thrown everything they have against them, and they just won't stay down.
People love that shit, to the point where it's such a powerful thing that it was used to turn Stone Cold face in his match against Bret Hart at WrestleMania 13. Brett went into that match as the face, and the two had a brutal match that resulted in Brett getting Stone Cold into his submission hold, the sharpshooter.
Stone Cold was bleeding profusely from the face, and he refused to tap out to the sharpshooter, with Brett ending up winning when Stone Cold passed out in the hold.
It left an iconic image, and that performance, where he refused to give in, made it impossible for crowds not to cheer for Stone Cold, and thus, he had to be a face.
Consider that previous to this, his gimmick had been that he was a homicidal redneck that was inspired by the emotionless serial killer Richard Kuklinski, aka the Iceman.
jordan holmes
Who among us has not turned face after being like, I like serial killers?
dan friesen
Less than a year prior, he'd broken his former tag team partner Brian Pillman's ankle and then was trying to invade his home to continue attacking him, which led to Pillman pulling out a gun on television to protect himself, which was super fucked up and really scared Okay, well, that's not good.
No, and Stone Cold was rushing into the house.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
Anyway, the point here is that there are characterizations that only work in certain contexts, and Alex Jones only works outside any connection to power.
Everything becomes incoherent once he's trying to make excuses for the president who he supports, but everything is still a conspiracy, just a conspiracy that doesn't involve the president and everyone who blindly supports said president.
It's nonsensical, like trying to boo a wrestler who has too much heart to give up.
It doesn't make sense.
This, I think, more than anything else, has made me feel substantially better since the election, and I wanted to take a moment to address that levity that we probably have on the last couple episodes.
It would be easy to get the impression that I don't think that Alex is as serious a problem anymore or that I feel like the work is done now that Trump is out of office.
And I want to make sure no one strongly disagree.
I want to make sure no one thinks that that's where I'm coming from.
Yeah.
unidentified
It's my job to watch Alex Jones and critique him.
dan friesen
And for a long time, he's not made actual sense from the standpoint of what his character is supposed to be, which is infuriating.
Yeah.
unidentified
He's supposed to be the only person who can see through the elaborate communist plot.
dan friesen
to take over the country, but he's apparently also supposed to be the guy that has the president's ear, but he's also the guy who's mad that the president isn't doing everything he says.
It's convoluted.
The truth-teller persona needs to be someone who is ignored, or is listened to by people who are perennial losers, like Ron Paul.
If you don't do it that way, too many unanswerable questions come up that penetrate the facade.
I'm grateful to be able to study Alex Jones during this period where his persona was completely out of sync with the reality he's trying to present, but I'm also incredibly relieved to re-enter a world where he's back where he belongs.
Time will tell if he's able to pull off the transition back to that place where he gets to yell on the street and everyone chants and stuff.
Time will tell.
But if he can, I have a hunch that there's a lot of money to be made off semi-red-pilled folks who find themselves unsatisfied by Fox News but think QAnon's insane.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think that Alex could have a pretty fucking profitable time if he's able to thread the needle back.
jordan holmes
I can't believe that we're positioned in a place where it seems like all of these right-wing people are just going to slide back into their positions, but we're going to have a higher tolerance for it.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Yeah, it could be a situation where some people are going to come out of this more sanitized to normal reality.
People like Mitt Romney, Marco Rubio might come off with a sheen of sensibility.
Because they're not saying Trump should say he's the winner or whatever.
And then other people might...
I think there's going to be a drastic reorganization in terms of media folk.
I think that so much radicalization and so much nonsense has happened in the last four years that...
I don't think most people are going to be satisfied by Fox News.
The audience that they have catered to, I think, might have progressed past the point of what they're able to create.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they radicalize them beyond a point where they can control or satisfy them.
dan friesen
It feels like that's a real possibility.
And that could be an amazingly huge market for people like Alex.
Like I said, if they're able to thread the needle.
And I think he wants to.
I think he would love to because he loves money.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he also seems to be having just a blast.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Listen to this.
This is Alex like, you know, I don't remember how Free Willy ends, but I imagine that it ends with that whale getting to swim in the ocean.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Free.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I think he jumps over the kid, too.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
It's very majestic.
dan friesen
And it's really moving to see him, like, you know, swimming.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
This is kind of like Alex as Free Willy.
Okay.
unidentified
This is just a big one.
And I want to salute and commend her by the show to her today.
And it's going to get bigger and bigger as patriots around the country see this.
And I know on Saturday, we're going to be out here with at least 10,000 people.
alex jones
But I know to all the millions watching, we love you and we appreciate you and we'll never give up on America for this new world order takeover.
unidentified
Yeah!
dan friesen
He just gets to say nothing and people get excited.
jordan holmes
It's awesome.
He never gets to hear cheers whenever he's on the show.
dan friesen
No, and he can just yell catchphrases and people get excited.
unidentified
And I want to salute all of you that came out here today!
You are just the beginning of the second American Revolution!
You all are pioneers in the next wave of the republic!
Alex Jones has been right about everything!
Ha ha ha ha!
Everything!
dan friesen
Come on, Allie.
You don't need a job that bad.
jordan holmes
All right, we don't even need to.
Look, look, look, look.
Even Alex doesn't want to hear that.
dan friesen
99% of the time, kid.
jordan holmes
He says it.
You don't tell him that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, Alex can just yell these catchphrases.
People get really excited.
And then when he runs out of breath, he'll have someone like Allie there to tag team the mic with him.
It's great.
jordan holmes
It's perfect.
dan friesen
That's Alex swimming free in the ocean.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It's a little, you know.
No, I can understand that.
It's a little bit the difference now between doing an online comedy show for people watching a screen versus going and doing a live stand-up set.
You're not going to get those same laughs, man.
You go out there and do it live.
That's the juice.
That's the way it feels good.
dan friesen
Yeah, perhaps, perhaps.
So, Nick Fuentes is there.
That's the downside of doing...
jordan holmes
That is a huge problem for me.
dan friesen
Yeah, downside of doing live comedy is you might get booked on a show with Nick Fuentes.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
And so he's there, and he seems like this dude's scary as hell, because I can kind of see what his program is right now, and that is...
So, earlier he did his thing where he brought his griper movement.
Sure.
And they started trying to embarrass Charlie Kirk in Turning Point USA at all these live events.
I mean...
I don't know.
unidentified
I feel like they won.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it seems like they pretty much beat the shit out of Turning Point USA, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know how effective Turning Point USA is.
And also another point of that is also that Charlie Kirk is getting older, and his whole appeal as a college ambassador is maybe a little bit less sensible at this point.
But whatever the case, I do think that he set his sights.
On them and whether he's responsible for them having a waning influence.
He's now, I think, moving on to the GOP.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I think that there's a target on the actual Republican Party.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I know that a lot of people, their mentality would be like, let them fight.
I understand that.
But also, I think if you let them fight, you run the risk of like...
Okay, well, any gains made by people like Nick makes this an even more Nazi-ish party.
Anyway, he's not happy about the GOP.
unidentified
The Republican Party has failed us.
We know there was a fraud.
We saw it on Election Day.
There is no question about it.
And since Election Day, we have heard from our Republican representatives absolutely nothing.
Mickey Haley has said nothing.
Dan Crenshaw has said nothing.
Marco Rubio, in fact, supports Biden stealing this election.
dan friesen
So what you have here is more or less them getting ready for Biden to win the election.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then their focus will turn to inter-GOP conflict.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
This is sort of the model of the Tea Party, you know, where the fringe inside taking over the party.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Seems like they're just doing it again, but the figures that are doing it are even more extreme.
And great.
I look forward to that because this cycle doesn't seem to just repeat itself and get worse as it goes along.
jordan holmes
No, it's a testament, I think, to the true level of contempt that the GOP party operatives have towards their voters.
It's just like, we're going to lie to them, essentially take them captive to our bullshit.
And then we'll be able to control them forever.
dan friesen
And then we'll leave them sitting ducks to demagogues like these assholes.
jordan holmes
And then all of a sudden, you lose control and the mob comes after you.
And you're like, no, we don't even need to worry about them.
The mob is just so stupid.
Nick Fuentes is going to remain on the fringe.
He's never going to come in here.
And in 20 years, you know, Supreme Leader Nick Fuentes is going to be great for us.
dan friesen
Ugh.
Ugh.
So, I'm worried about Nick Fuentes in the sense that, like, this guy's a real shithead, and he's young, and clearly...
jordan holmes
His box has fewer air holes in it than Alex's, and Alex got rid of all of his.
dan friesen
He has plans.
You know, that's what makes him worrying to me.
Though, I will say that sometimes he has ideas that just don't make any sense.
unidentified
We want Trump!
We want Trump!
And if we don't get him, the trucker strike that is coming up this month is only the beginning!
Yeah!
dan friesen
I'm not sure if Nick understands his political alignment very well, but he should realize that it makes absolutely no sense for him to be calling for a strike of anything.
He's either a paleoconservative or a libertarian, depending on when he's answering the question.
And both of these political philosophies are super anti-union and super anti-strikes.
jordan holmes
We want Trump!
We hate unions!
And we want every trucker in United 541 to stand with us and strike against their horrible oppressors!
dan friesen
Yeah.
Typically, libertarians view unions as an extortion racket trying to get in the way of the freedom of an employer and an employee freely agreeing to terms of trading money for labor.
They would likely support a worker's right to withhold their labor if the terms were unfair, but they would definitely, and I mean definitely, be way more passionate about supporting a business's right to replace that worker with someone who would accept unfair terms.
That's what freedom is about, after all, according to libertarians.
jordan holmes
We are together recognizing that in the face of an overwhelming government entity, the only method of fighting back we have is to unite together, and all of us utilize our power to neutralize their power, and that's what we call libertarianism.
dan friesen
Great.
I don't see any possible way for Nick Fuentes to coherently call for a trucker strike in order to force Trump into office.
If the truckers were to strike over their disapproval about an election, Nick's political beliefs should require that he support the trucking companies bringing in scabs to do the work these truckers refuse to do.
It doesn't matter because this isn't a statement that's meant to make political sense, nor is it even something he can pretend would be effective.
This is a line he's throwing out in hopes of incitement.
He's trying to pump up the crowd and planting images in their head of their side throwing the country into chaos with truckers refusing to work unless Trump is installed as president.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It's exciting.
It's exciting for them.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's the classic fucking takeover playbook, though, is to utilize all the power of the stuff that you hate.
To get yourself into power and then close the door behind you as fast as you possibly can so other people can't unionize.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Like, that's how you do it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the game, man.
dan friesen
So, they're out there and it's fun enough, but there's also lulls.
And when there are lulls, Owen's gotta talk.
Oh, that's not good.
Here he says something very unsurprising.
owen shroyer
Looking at the crowd here as they begin to march into the building, people who were on the caravan with me last week who are still...
Part of this.
So Americans are ready to go.
They are not going to let this election be stolen from them.
dan friesen
There are people you recognize from the caravan because you were in Atlanta.
I don't understand.
jordan holmes
No, they were in the cars the whole way.
dan friesen
No.
The people who are info-warrior types in Atlanta are very likely to come to both of these events.
jordan holmes
Oh, I don't know if they have that kind of scheduling freedom.
dan friesen
I'm certain most of them are unemployed.
That's not fair.
So Owen gets talking about this Dominion conspiracy.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's great.
Love me a good Dominion conspiracy.
dan friesen
Man, he believes just the dumbest version of this.
owen shroyer
There's no record.
It can all be done off location.
It can all be done remotely.
It's all been proven.
That's why they run with these systems.
That's why they tested it with Hugo Chavez in Venezuela, and then when it worked to steal elections for the communists in Venezuela, it went nationwide.
unidentified
Thank you.
jordan holmes
You don't think that had something to do with...
owen shroyer
You know, it's so historic.
jordan holmes
Never mind, sorry.
dan friesen
So, for the record, Hugo Chavez died in 2013 and won his last election in 2012.
So I guess the theory here is that this company stole the 2012 Venezuela election as a test run, then eight years later paid it all off with the U.S. election.
This naturally raises the question of why the globalists didn't just use it in 2016, but we're playing with conspiracies, so let's not bring real questions into it.
jordan holmes
They weren't ready yet.
Chavez had just died in 2013.
They weren't sure if it was going to work out.
dan friesen
Three years prior?
So the conspiracy that Owen is spinning is made out of combining details about two different companies and then insisting you've proven something suspicious.
The two companies at issue are Dominion and Smartmatic.
Part of the way this conspiracy is presented is to claim that these are the same company or that Dominion owns Smartmatic, but that's not the case.
They are unrelated.
Smartmatic is a company that's provided election technology in Venezuela, but they actually have a history of calling out voting problems like they did in August 2017 when they found that the results of the Constituent Assembly election had been altered, which they knew because their system is tamper-evident and set to, quote, self-report any attempt to interfere with it.
Dominion has nothing to do with Venezuela, so the ability to connect Venezuela with Dominion relies on connecting these two companies which are not connected and are actually competitors.
It's important to remember here that the game that these people are engaging in is not to make a coherent point.
Their goal is to create a perception where they're right and everyone's out to get them.
In this case, the connection to Hugo Chavez is really telling, because it's not about a connection that's real, it's about tying this whole thing to a right-wing boogeyman.
The anti-communist right-wing view Hugo Chavez is one of the world's greatest evils, so involving him in this conspiracy is essentially...
I don't know, fan service for weird right-wingers?
jordan holmes
I'm surprised they haven't just picked a bunch of the different left-wing governments America's tried to topple over the years.
unidentified
Why not?
dan friesen
Well, no, no, no, no.
Because Hugo Chavez is high profile.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's true.
dan friesen
And he's a figure that most...
Like, Fox News watchers would be familiar with as a heel.
jordan holmes
Sure, as a boogeyman.
Yeah, as a heel, if you will.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he's almost the perfect person to use as almost like a signifier.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and he's dead, so it's not like he's going to come at you.
dan friesen
Sure.
I don't know how he would sue anyway, but...
jordan holmes
I don't think he was interested in suing Dan.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, this is where I just kind of lost my patience with Owen.
owen shroyer
We're going to pick up the live stream.
From the Capitol, again, in about half an hour, I've got other news I'm going to get to, as well as video reports in the meantime.
Boy, I mean, it's just so...
Do I go down the fake pandemic and everything they're doing with the torture?
Psychological torture?
dan friesen
I'm speaking as a producer here.
InfoWars is currently in a no-win situation.
You basically have two main event players in the entire company, with Alex and Owen.
Owen sucks and all that, but compared to the rest of these zeros, he's basically Dominique Wilkins, which I say because Alex is in Atlanta.
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
There are two roles that currently need to be filled.
One is in studio and one is remote.
And because there are only two people who can reasonably fill those roles, they have to do those jobs.
With two roles and two people, there are only two possibilities of how to organize things, and they're both trash in terms of presentation.
One option is having Alex in studio and Owen on the road.
This is good because Alex is much, much better as a broadcaster and he knows how to move the products.
And he can say nothing passionately for an hour.
The downside, however, is that Owen is not a draw, so you end up with really lackluster, disappointing remote events.
Even on his best day, Owen can't get a crowd revved up like Alex.
Alex is old school on a bullhorn, and Owen is just a pretender.
The other option is what we have here, where Owen is in studio and Alex is on the road.
The upshot here is that you probably get more compelling video from the road, because Alex is probably drunk, and he knows how to get people pumped up.
More people are also going to show up, naturally, if Alex Jones is somewhere, compared to if Owen Schroyer is there.
jordan holmes
He's a sideshow.
dan friesen
Yeah, so if the goal is optics of large crowds, you really need Alex there.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
At the same time, you run into problems with the show itself, because Owen's just not that good as a host.
It's so goddamn boring, and I can't imagine he's moving any pills.
He says something like, we'll get back to the feeds of Alex and Ali in half an hour, and all I can think is, well, here comes a shitty half hour.
jordan holmes
This is a substitute.
Institute teacher showing a movie, you know?
dan friesen
And the movie is Alex yelling into a bullhorn, and sometimes that movie stops.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're like, what do we do now?
Let's play Heads Up 7-Up.
No, let's listen to Owen talk for a half hour?
No, fuck that noise.
dan friesen
It's a tough situation if you're in charge at InfoWars and you have to figure out how to assign roles, but if it were me, I would never have Alex out of studio.
He may draw a bigger crowd, but there are going to be a ton of people in Atlanta no matter what, and Owen isn't as exciting as Alex, but combined with Ali Alexander and Nick Fuentes, it might end up not being as poorly attended as the Caravan.
You need Alex in studio for multiple reasons.
The first is that he's the only person exciting enough to make this dumb show watchable, and thus make people more likely to buy the pills.
There's a financial reality that Alex is better for business as the host.
Then, on top of that, the whole point of Infowars right now is that shit is super dangerous.
Antifa and Black Lives Matter are trying to kill all the conservatives.
Remember a few months ago Alex said that China and MS-13 had teamed up with the Democrats to take out conservative talk show hosts?
jordan holmes
Legitimately?
No.
unidentified
He did.
dan friesen
In hindsight, that narrative makes a lot more sense if we imagine that Alex is just an out-of-control stimulant addict.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would make sense.
dan friesen
Anyway, I would advise Infowars to lean into this whole thing and make the studio feel like Alex's bunker.
The whole point of his career is supposed to be that he's the Oracle, the only person in the world who can see directly through the globalist plans.
The literal devil has been trying to enlist him since he was a child because the devil knew that Alex was special and he was a psychic.
If you expect me to believe any of that, you have to protect that person at all costs.
The psychic who's the only person who knows what the globalists are going to do before they do it is way too valuable to have out on the street yelling into a bullhorn with a couple of young enterprising bigots.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's not the best military tactics I would suggest.
dan friesen
No, no, no!
jordan holmes
I would say.
dan friesen
Now that InfoWars has become something so comical and hyper-important, it's time for them to get right with the script.
Alex is supposed to be this all-important guru, so he needs to start acting like it.
The studio's already established as having guns everywhere and being super well-protected, so Alex should only be making appearances from there.
Owen is the young gun, the warrior in the fold, so he needs to be Alex's proxy on the streets, willing to risk it all because he knows that his muscles and physical functions Yeah, that's true.
I'm gonna move on now, because I'm getting lost in flights of fancy about the ideal direction for InfoWars to go in the future, and again, as we touched on at the beginning of the show, we keep coming up with better ideas for them, and then they just don't do it.
jordan holmes
I've got you beat by a mile.
dan friesen
No, no, can I tell you one of my other things before you do?
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, go for it.
dan friesen
So they like to try and present Harrison Smith as, like, the smart research guy.
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
So I just had this image of him, like, every single fucking time you're on camera, you be peeking out from behind a comically large book.
jordan holmes
With glasses all the way on the tip of your nose.
dan friesen
Yes, and wear a fucking robe.
jordan holmes
Yeah, totally.
unidentified
Totally.
jordan holmes
What are we doing here?
dan friesen
Like, why not?
Bring Joe Biggs back in and have him always have grease on him somewhere because he's like a mechanic type or something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, look like a monk.
He's a monk in there.
He's got the...
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, totally.
dan friesen
Joe Biggs has been fixing cars.
unidentified
Yeah!
jordan holmes
Always, always been fixing cars.
Turn this into an episode of Taxi.
That's what I want.
Danny DeVito should be hired by InfoWars.
dan friesen
Why not?
At this point, just fucking, like, nothing that they say is real, so why not make all the characters actual fun characters?
jordan holmes
Yeah, that'd be fun.
alex jones
God.
jordan holmes
Christopher Lloyd could be involved.
He's still alive.
dan friesen
Alex, I know you're listening.
I don't think you're listening, but if you're listening, I will quit doing this show in order to produce the next season of InfoWars.
jordan holmes
I've got you beat by a mile, Dan, and it's...
dan friesen
I'll bring you in as a co-executive producer.
jordan holmes
It's easy.
It's easy.
How can Alex be in both places at once, you ask yourself?
Why are you wasting money on a fucking tank when you could have a hologram?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's interesting.
jordan holmes
Harrison Smith comes with ya.
Puts the little hologram Alex on the floor.
He's got a fake bullhorn.
He does the whole thing remotely.
Maybe does a little moonwalk.
I assume that they're going to mix the Michael Jackson hologram with his to look a little bit better.
dan friesen
You'd still need a recording, though.
Alex's time would still be strained that way.
jordan holmes
He could sing Beat It for a while.
dan friesen
Yeah, he certainly could.
Beat it.
unidentified
No one wants to be defeated.
dan friesen
Show them how funky...
unidentified
Give them a hologram saxophone!
dan friesen
I could see it.
So, yeah, I just think that there's intrinsic problems with people in the roles that they're in.
Like, they can do specific things to a certain level of competence.
And unfortunately, Alex can do multiple things, but the other people he has can't.
Right.
And the only way to really, like, to maximize everybody's skill sets is to have them all start playing characters.
And in order for this to feel right, Alex can never be out of studio.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I know that he wants to be, and it is, like I said, his free willy natural environment to be out there yelling into a bullhorn.
Sure.
But that's not his place anymore.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
I mean, it is a little bit, though, that none of them really understand who they are because they all think that they're way better than who they are.
unidentified
They all think that they're Paul Revere or some shit.
jordan holmes
Everyone who works at InfoWars is Lance Stevenson.
They think that they're fucking Kevin Durant.
But you're still Lance Stevenson, okay?
You're gonna blow in LeBron's ear.
That's your job.
That's all you've got.
You're not gonna score 20 a night.
It's just not gonna happen, man.
You're a dick.
Play your role.
dan friesen
It would be better, I think, for everybody if they did play their roles.
Totally.
And...
God, it would just be more funny for me, too.
jordan holmes
It'd be great.
If everybody...
But then that goes back to everybody would have to have a base level of competence that just simply doesn't exist.
dan friesen
But they could.
jordan holmes
And we can't will it into existence.
unidentified
No, no, no.
dan friesen
But they could if they focused.
jordan holmes
Okay, then everybody requires a base level of focus that does not exist.
dan friesen
The reason that Owen probably hasn't gotten better at going out and doing these road things is because he also has to do the war room.
He has to wear these multiple hats.
Obviously, if he spent all his time focusing on...
Like, alright, how do we manipulate crowds to the best of our ability?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
What are the ways that shots work best in field pieces?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
If you really studied his craft and really tried to hone that, he could be an amazing tool for Alex to use while Alex is the guru in studio.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Doing what he does best.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And if he had other employees that he had just work in specific areas to be like, you are the person that I need to cover tech shit.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Because I don't understand tech stuff.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Harrison Smith, you have glasses, you look like a dweeb.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We need you for that.
jordan holmes
Step into it.
dan friesen
It's kind of what Alex tried to do with Mike Adams.
Whenever there's a health story, we got the health ranger that can be the reliable voice on that front.
He needs that.
He needs the people who are the tools for the jobs that need to be done.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but that would require Alex to have any interest in in-house talent development, which it seems he...
Has strenuously avoided.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, because I think he's trying to go for these cheap pops.
Yeah, and no one is...
Someone like Ali Alexander or Nick Fuentes.
It's like, all right, you're trying to capitalize on whatever audience they already have.
But they're also using you.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And it's not going to work out in any kind of long run.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's...
It's a bad strategy, and I hate to keep giving him advice, but yeah, you need to develop some talent, and it's too late, probably.
jordan holmes
Has anybody he's had on camera in our entire time period improved?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, in terms of...
dan friesen
I think Owen has some, but that's because he was super green at the beginning.
jordan holmes
I mean, other than a more increased, I suppose...
Professionalism as opposed to being like...
Although at the same time he was like fucking hammer and sickle and all that shit.
dan friesen
I'm not saying he's good.
jordan holmes
No, he's not good.
dan friesen
But, I mean, okay, maybe Millie Weaver, but that's also just because the first time we saw her she was Rainbow Snatch.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
And that stopped.
jordan holmes
It's hard to come back from that.
dan friesen
Yeah, no, I don't think that there's a lot of proficiency and skill development going on at InfoWars.
But, like, here's what I would say is one of the main problems.
It's such a singular Alex Jones-focused world that you have people like Owen trying to host the show, and he's clearly trying to be Alex.
jordan holmes
Totally.
owen shroyer
I feel that, oh my gosh, you've got Democrats, you know...
I'm going to try not to yell and scream and get frustrated today.
It's just...
Democrats are the most disingenuous scum I've ever seen in my life.
And it's just so sick.
dan friesen
That's just a bad Alex impression.
jordan holmes
No kidding.
dan friesen
One of his fake breakdowns with long pauses for dramatic effect.
He's just doing the exact same thing that Alex does, but it comes so false.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's way less believable.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He's a bad actor.
dan friesen
No, he needs to find his own lane, his own voice.
He's like a comic doing someone else's delivery, basically.
It's tragic.
Because...
You have stuff like that, and that just falls fucking flat.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's not good.
dan friesen
And then it goes to commercial, and Alex is back, and he's doing shit like this, and you're like, holy shit, you're running circles around people.
alex jones
Who do you think's up in that blimp?
I'll tell you who.
He's been sitting over us for like 30 minutes.
Brian Stelter.
Humpty Dumpty.
He's out there surveilling us in that.
Listen, I'm not saying he's a child molester.
I'm just saying I wouldn't let him beat my kids, and he looks like a child molester.
unidentified
What are you going to do?
jordan holmes
What is this, Aeon Flux?
Everybody's floating fucking dirigibles above us watching everything?
What are we talking about?
dan friesen
Owen's in studio doing a bad Alex impression, then you cut to Alex in the field, and he's accusing Brandon Stelter of stalking him by blimp.
alex jones
Disingenuous.
jordan holmes
Democrats are just the most disingenuous people.
I think God...
Scott is in a blip shitting on all of us right now!
dan friesen
I mean, what do you do with this?
Like, it is like watching Michael Jordan.
You're like, he's just too good.
jordan holmes
He's just too good.
Owen, just fucking sit down.
Sit down.
You're Horace Grant.
You're not even Scotty Pepper.
Get the fuck out of here.
dan friesen
There's a part of me that, like, kind of, like, I mean, Alex is wrong and he's a monster, but there is a part of me that, like, if he's frustrated with his staff, I get it.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
They're not good.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
He can do all of these things better than them.
And I guess he should be able to.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
He's 26 years into this career.
unidentified
For sure.
dan friesen
I mean, Owen started at InfoWars in 2016.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So, like, you know, it makes sense that he would be better, but it's embarrassing the level of better.
jordan holmes
It is.
dan friesen
And he's doing a really bad job of fostering.
And sort of mentoring them in terms of whatever skills they have not being emphasized, if only illustrated by the fact that Owen's just doing an Alex impression.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's like Trump and his whole administration and shit.
It's like, I just...
You bear the responsibility for hiring shitty people.
You do.
That's part of your job.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's the administrative responsibility.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and if they're shitty, you bear responsibility for not improving them or even seemingly attempting to.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's why there's performance reviews in a lot of normal work environments.
jordan holmes
Yeah, so, uh, yeah, this is all Alex's fault.
dan friesen
Oh, sure, I mean, the buck stops there, but just in terms of pretending this is a chaotic environment where it's just...
just perform.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex is just running circles.
It's almost outrageous watching this episode, the difference that you see.
It's like, I want to give a round of applause that he thinks Brian Stelter is stalking him in a balloon.
jordan holmes
That is pretty great.
dan friesen
That's hilarious.
jordan holmes
That's really great.
That's really funny.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Not as good as a Dalek with a gun, but it's still good.
It's still good.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I do like the image, though.
dan friesen
Brian Stelter's got binoculars.
jordan holmes
I see the Hindenburg level, where it's a giant blimp, and he's down, and he's got a ship's captain vibe to him, doing that whole thing, looking out the window.
Just leaning down, just being like, that motherfucker again.
dan friesen
He's bought the hat that Alex wore on Halloween.
Years back, he's wearing it.
jordan holmes
He's playing Flight of the Valkyries while...
dan friesen
Yeah.
With one of those...
A sextant.
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Well, as we all know, Brian Stelter only navigates by stars.
Yes.
dan friesen
So, I mean, like, Alex is coming in with this, like, just dunking on Owen, being like, Brian Stelter's stalking me.
And then, like...
He's so good at this that he's even doing commercials from the road.
jordan holmes
He's doing commercials from the road.
God damn it.
alex jones
Right outside Atlanta is the Georgia Guidestones, ladies and gentlemen.
So we're here covering all this, trying to stop the steal, educating people about what's really happening.
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dan friesen
So yeah, he just goes into a net.
I mean, it's remarkable.
He even recognizes that probably Owen's not doing a good enough job of pushing the product, selling things to keep things afloat.
So he knows that it's his job to not only...
Go out there to draw a crowd to make the optics that they need to push this argument that the people are demanding Georgia flip.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But he also needs to get on air and add pivot to try and sell pills.
It's...
I mean, the weight of the info war is squarely on his shoulders.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I really don't understand how...
See, that's the other thing that I don't understand.
How is Owen not self-impro...
Do you think he watches clips of his own show?
Like when I was doing stand-up, I would listen to my sets over and over.
I would watch myself do sets and I would critique my performance.
You know he doesn't do any of that shit.
dan friesen
But what's the incentive to?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Be good at your job.
I feel like that's a good incentive.
dan friesen
I feel like Owen could probably make a pretty decent argument that he's as good as he needs to be.
He has a show on Infowars.
It's basically the top of the commercial conspiracy bullshit world.
In terms of that media, it's a job.
You get paid.
You're on Infowars with Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but that's like somebody saying, like, oh, man, I have always dreamt of playing AAA ball, and I made it, and now I'm done.
Like, don't you want to get to the show, man?
Come on!
dan friesen
But the dark reality is, for him, this is the show.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
Ooh, that is a dark reality.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Because, like, for us, we're looking at it, it's like, oh, you could work for a real outlet.
That would be, like, the equivalent of going to the majors.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But that's not the way he looks at it.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
That's not the way the people in this sphere look at it.
The only place to go up would maybe be Breitbart, and that's probably not even.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Like, you could work for Drudge, but Drudge is out of pocket now, so you can't do that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Drudge isn't a home for you.
dan friesen
OAN, maybe, but that's kind of a lateral move.
jordan holmes
And they don't want you.
dan friesen
Probably not.
jordan holmes
Their hosts are boring, but in a different way.
dan friesen
They might want Owen, but not Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's definitely true.
dan friesen
We could work for Rebel Media, but then again, that's another lateral move.
Sure.
He's about at the top of the mountain.
That's sad.
That is really sad.
Owen's peaked.
jordan holmes
That's really, really, really sad.
dan friesen
I'm bummed.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm bummed.
I can't wait to have him pump my gas someday.
dan friesen
And to your question about, like, why doesn't Owen get better, one of the issues is whatever you accept becomes acceptable.
And if you can get away with just doing this, why not always do this?
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
I still sometimes, like, wake up in the middle of the night and I'm thinking about...
Bits that I've done and been like, how can I improve those?
I'm probably never going to do stand-up again.
owen shroyer
There are stories all across the nation, including where I found this story today.
I was doing a deep dive into this where the headline is from a black lady goodwill ambassador who hates white people with the headline, should white boys still be allowed to talk?
That's in the Dixonian at Dixon College in Pennsylvania.
You're allowed to be racist against white people.
dan friesen
Deep dive, Owen did on this.
jordan holmes
Did he read it, Dan?
dan friesen
Well, there's a couple important points I need to make.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
First, this essay that Owen found today on this show, he's complaining about, it was published in February 2019 by the student newspaper at Dickinson College, a school with an enrollment just over 2,400.
It was written by a guest writer, and it's obviously making a point that conversation in classes Sure.
From the essay, quote, It feels incessant.
From classes and lectures to the news and politics, there's an endless line of white boys waiting to share their opinions on the state of feminism in America, whether the LGBTQ plus population finally has enough rights, the merits of capitalism, etc.
The list of what white boys think they're qualified to talk about is endless.
Something very few of them seem to understand is that their ill-informed, uncritical opinions do not constitute truth.
It's kind of funny, actually, because the essay itself explains why Owen being offended by this essay is nonsense.
jordan holmes
It's exactly why he is...
dan friesen
Yeah.
Quote, The second thing most white boys seem not to understand is that they do not exist separate from the rest of the world.
You do not speak alone.
You speak with the weight of every other white man who has spoken over a woman, erased the contributions of queer people from history, or denigrated broken English as unintelligent.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
When a black person does something, all black people are responsible for it.
But as we...
As we all know, a white person is an individual and cannot be held against.
dan friesen
You speak with the weight of policies and laws meant to forever define intelligence by how it measures up to the bros of America.
As is made clear in the final paragraph of this essay, this is about Black History Month and how the writer doesn't approve of overvaluing white opinions, particularly when it's to the exclusion of other, quote, buried or ignored voices.
Speaking as a white boy, I don't take any offense at this perspective.
The style of writing seems to me very intentionally to be confrontational because it's an opinion piece about how her perspective and voice were being relegated as being less important than others, so rhetorically it works for the writing to be kind of brusque.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
It's stylistically sensible.
jordan holmes
No, as somebody with a partner who teaches high school, believe me, white boys talk too much.
dan friesen
And I don't think, like, obviously this isn't this person making the argument that white people should never be able to talk.
It's just a perspective of...
All this conversation on campus seems so much about issues that are unrelated to their experience.
White males seem to take priority and precedence.
Now, the other thing I would say is that the headline of this is Should white boys be allowed to talk?
And I know from my time when I used to write for my campus paper, generally editors write the headlines.
This person who wrote this article probably didn't write that headline.
And she's being lambasted for the headline.
The headline is more extreme than the actual article is.
jordan holmes
And if you're an editor trying to get more...
dan friesen
Exactly.
jordan holmes
...then you would make an extreme headline so people would grab their attention.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
It's...
I don't know.
It's a willful misunderstanding of the point that was being made in this student newspaper.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the right-wing media did a cycle with this back in 2019.
They already did this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's a yearly thing.
It's like Christmas season.
dan friesen
It's 21 months ago.
It wasn't last year.
jordan holmes
Who said it was an annual thing?
I said it was a yearly thing.
dan friesen
It speaks volumes that Owen Schroer decided to spend time on the show complaining about this college newspaper opinion piece from over a year and a half ago because he wants to whine about how bad it is and it's tough to be white.
It's just very sad.
jordan holmes
I just want to throw things.
dan friesen
It's remarkable that length needs to be gone to.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I would argue.
That the person who is furious about an op-ed piece in a student newspaper that is thousands of miles away from him is the saddest person.
dan friesen
Very sad.
Now, we go back to Alex out there bullhorning.
He's chanting.
He's getting some chants going.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
There's some Stop the Steal chants.
jordan holmes
Are we going to do any locker-ups?
I feel like locker-up never goes outside.
dan friesen
No, I don't think there's any locker-ups that I heard, but there's definitely some USAs.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Quite a few of them.
And then we get another surprise guest appearance.
owen shroyer
Let's go back to the state capitol in Atlanta.
He's outside now with a big crowd, bullhorning.
unidentified
Special session now!
Special session now!
Special Session Now!
Special Session Now!
alex jones
Hey, Enrique.
unidentified
Special Session Now!
alex jones
Good job being there, brother.
unidentified
Special Session Now!
alex jones
Appreciate you, man.
owen shroyer
Enrique Tarrio enters the picture.
dan friesen
Cool!
Enrique Tarrio and the Proud Boys have shown up with Alex and Nick Fuentes.
It's Nally Alexander turning this into a...
Real fucked up.
jordan holmes
Real fucked up place.
It's the Washington generals of conservative propagandists.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, so, Alex is out there.
He's got this special session now chant going.
And I've been pretty, you know...
You know, effusive in my praise for Alex out on the street and his ability to rile up a crowd.
But here is the point where I have to point out that he is only human.
And he cannot get any chant going that he wants to.
Because things fizzle out a little bit and Owen goes back to him and there's a little bit of a different picture.
owen shroyer
Let's go back live now.
Alex Jones on the PA.
unidentified
Joe Biden is a communist Chinese agent.
Joe Biden is a communist...
Chinese agent.
Joe Biden is a colonist Chinese agent.
This is not a joke.
America is in grave danger.
jordan holmes
Do you think he was trying to start that as a chant?
dan friesen
I think he was.
jordan holmes
Man, that's a long thing to chant.
dan friesen
Well, yeah.
jordan holmes
With a bad meter?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's not good.
dan friesen
No, it's not, but I think he was.
I think he was trying to get it going.
jordan holmes
That's bad.
dan friesen
And also, you can just hear, like, there's just, it's flattened.
There isn't wooing anymore.
The rally is over.
jordan holmes
Those things have a time limit.
dan friesen
It's true.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
People can only yell so much.
jordan holmes
You can only chant for so long.
dan friesen
Sure.
So, Owen wants to make an analogy here.
He's talking about these globalists, right?
They're like bullies who steal your lunch money.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Right?
But they don't want you to talk about how they're bullying them because then people might bully them.
jordan holmes
Their analogies are spectacular.
dan friesen
This analogy stinks.
owen shroyer
I try to make analogies here.
jordan holmes
Try.
You try.
owen shroyer
So people can understand.
Because I don't know if people can understand what I'm saying half the time.
It's like, is it just in my head this makes sense, or is this translating on air?
If you're in the high school lunch room, and there's a guy going around stealing everybody's lunch money, everybody's like, where's all my lunch money going?
This is weird.
And then you're like, hey, Steve over there, Has been going around stealing everybody's lunch money.
dan friesen
I gotta pause it real quick because I didn't realize the first time I listened through this that he's imagining a scenario where this guy is stealthily stealing everyone's money as opposed to...
jordan holmes
It's a pickpocket.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is a high school pickpocket bully.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a high school bully cat burglar pickpocket.
unidentified
Okay.
owen shroyer
And then Steve comes up to you and says, Hey man, don't say that.
That's hateful against me.
That could lead to violence against me.
Well, hold on a second, Steve.
You're the one that stole all the lunch money.
That's who the globalists are.
That's who the Democrats are.
That's who the mainstream media is.
They've stolen your country.
They've stolen your integrity.
They've stolen your freedom.
They've stolen your reality.
They've stolen everything.
They've stolen your future.
They've stolen your children's future.
They've stolen our education system.
They have taken from us...
Everything except the very breath from our mouths, and now they're coming for that too with a stupid face mask.
And so you just point the finger and you say, you've done this.
You've committed these crimes.
You've committed these atrocities.
You're trying to make us a slave.
You're lying to us.
You're dividing us.
You're gaslighting us.
You're instigating us.
You're doing it.
And they say, don't say that.
That could lead to violence against us.
Well, you know what?
Maybe you deserve what's coming.
unidentified
There we go.
owen shroyer
You ever thought about that?
Oh, wait, they have.
That's why they're so scared.
Did you really think we would just take this on our backs?
You really thought you could control the mobs?
No.
No.
dan friesen
That analogy that Owen used is not great, but I think I get the point.
Owen understands that his position in life and his career is to be a stochastic terrorist and work really hard to inspire people to enact violence on his enemies, but he doesn't feel like he's wrong to do that because he's decided that his enemies deserve it, his imagined enemies.
That's not surprising to hear, and honestly, it's a theme that kind of runs underneath a lot of Infowars programming, but it's weird to hear Owen be so blunt about those feelings of wanting mob violence.
Seems like a bad move.
jordan holmes
You guys stole everything, and I want everybody to solve this problem, and you deserve violence, so I think we all know how I want everyone to solve this problem.
dan friesen
It seems like a really bad move, particularly because we've done this enough times to know that should anything happen, they'll call it a false flag.
Yeah, no kidding.
It's almost impressive to me how much that rant felt forced.
jordan holmes
Oh, so bad.
dan friesen
The emotion felt ungenuine, but in a completely different way than the falseness of Alex's outbursts.
Alex is way over the top, growling and fake crying, almost like a clown's take on performing an emotion.
When Owen gets rolling, it feels way too much like he's thinking in his head, all right, now it's time to get intense.
You can almost hear him trying to figure out what to talk about next.
It's a really boring version of insincerity, and I just don't enjoy it that much as a style.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and I'm sorry to say this, but his voice gets real whiny.
In the higher pitches, he cracks, his voice gets real whiny, and so his...
You stole it!
And you did it!
It just doesn't sell it to me.
dan friesen
I try not to be too critical on those kinds of fronts, because I think that most...
jordan holmes
Says the man with the golden voice.
dan friesen
Yeah, but I also have, you know, there are types of emoting that I can do where my voice is very annoying to folks as well.
I think that a lot of people don't have...
jordan holmes
I call that talking for me.
dan friesen
People don't have as much control over, like, the tonal qualities of their voice as they want to without a lot of work going into it.
So I always try and, like, be understanding on that front.
I mean just more in terms of the things that are very easily controllable.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You would think after four years you'd get a little bit better at faking an emotion if your job is basically to create and present emotions.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, if your job, though, as you see it, is really just to do an Alex impression.
dan friesen
That's the problem.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, Owen writes some fan fiction about Trump and what he's up to while he's hiding.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And just listen to this clip and ask yourself, how is this any different than what people online do with QAnon?
jordan holmes
Okay.
owen shroyer
But you know what?
I think what President Trump is doing right now is he's giving these people one last chance.
unidentified
What?
owen shroyer
And he may have even given them a day and just said, you know what?
I'm going to go away.
I'm going to be quiet for about 30 days.
And you guys can concede this election.
And you can stop lying to the American people.
And you can stop making deals with the Communist Chinese and stop working for the UN and the World Health Organization.
And let me be president.
Or you can continue to tick off the Americans.
You can continue to tick off the Republic.
And I'll unleash this beast.
I'll unleash this Kragan.
I'll let this line roar.
And you can deal with that instead.
Because that's where this is going.
Yeah, it's a million marchers in D.C. peacefully now.
Yeah, it's going to be thousands of people peacefully in Atlanta this weekend.
But let me tell you.
If you steal this election from us and you put in a UN communist corrupt criminal Joe Biden in the White House, it's not going to be a million peaceful marchers in D.C. No, no, no.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Okay, so, if Biden is inaugurated, we will kill.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, more or less.
jordan holmes
Good work, guys.
Thanks for your help.
dan friesen
He's creating this fictitious imaginary scenario where Trump has given a deadline for the globalists to back down and stop pissing off the patriots.
jordan holmes
And it's gonna be at high noon, 30 days from now.
dan friesen
Because he's such a good guy.
You have to give him that chance to do the right thing.
And now, this is where this idea...
That Owen is just creating out of his own fantasy.
jordan holmes
Isn't that the same thing the globalists have to do?
dan friesen
Hey, interesting thought.
jordan holmes
That is an interesting thought.
dan friesen
Because that dovetails in this next...
Okay, here we go.
Yeah.
owen shroyer
Trump's giving them one last shot, and of course they're not going to stop.
But see, just like they have to have that metaphysical comfort, just like they have to have that metaphysical comfort of you accepting the mask, you accepting the vaccine, You accepting the tyranny, you inviting the tyranny, that gives them the metaphysical comfort knowing they didn't force it on you.
You accepted it.
Trump, we have to have the same metaphysical comfort knowing that we gave you the last shot, too.
Hey, we gave you one last chance to stop it.
Stop with the enslavement of mankind.
Stop with the lies that you're telling mankind.
Stop all of it.
Stop the election theft.
You can stop it all right now.
The censorship, you're coming after all of us.
And they won't do it.
But they've been given the metaphysical opportunity now.
So there will be no excuses.
dan friesen
Okay, this is a problem for me on a couple levels.
jordan holmes
Oh, there's a problem on a lot of levels.
dan friesen
The first is that this is just a preemptive justification for murder.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Owen is telling the audience that once Biden is president, that means the audience's enemies have turned down this imaginary last chance that Trump is offering them to give up their wicked ways.
It's going to be tough to eat your neighbor, but take comfort in the fact that they deserve it, because Trump gave them the last chance.
jordan holmes
They had a chance.
They could have changed their mind at any point in time.
They've earned it.
dan friesen
That's the function of this.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
The second issue I have is with Owen's understanding of Alex's bizarre moral system.
Owen seems to think that it's about the globalists needing to feel comfortable that they gave you a choice, but that's not what Alex believes.
Alex believes there are literal cosmic laws that even the devil cannot break that involve you not being able to act counter to someone else's free will.
It's not that it's a comfort to know you didn't force people to do something.
It's a belief system that involves instant karma coming if you do.
jordan holmes
It's a necessity.
dan friesen
I worry that Alex may not have fully explained this whole system of how the cosmos worked to Owen, which is troubling.
I get the sense that maybe what happened is that Alex got pretty drunk a couple times and rambled at Owen about this.
jordan holmes
He misremembered something.
dan friesen
This is all Owen remembers.
It's about comfort, not the immutable laws of the universe.
unidentified
Why are you...
Saying that you have to do the same thing as the globalists.
dan friesen
Well, see...
unidentified
Shouldn't you be like, we don't have to do the globalists because we're not globalists?
jordan holmes
If you're saying we have to do the same thing as the globalists, that makes me think that you're actually globalists.
dan friesen
It's not the same thing.
It just has sort of similarities.
With the globalists, they're like, they have to trick you into doing something.
jordan holmes
Sure, of course.
dan friesen
That's deceitful.
With Trump, this is straight up.
How?
Because this is him being like, hey, Everybody knows everything.
This is your last chance.
jordan holmes
No, he would be straight up if he said that, but instead he's doing these weird esoteric legal challenges that don't make any sense.
dan friesen
He's saying it to the globalists behind the scenes.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
According to Owen's imagination.
jordan holmes
So then why do I have to die?
dan friesen
Well, you had your chance.
jordan holmes
Okay, that's a good point.
I did have my chance.
I did have my chance!
dan friesen
You heard Owen imagine this thing, and you refused to get it on.
You had your chance.
jordan holmes
I had my obsolete acquiescence, I guess.
dan friesen
Yeah, and I think that this also highlights the other thing where Owen is doing a bad Alex impression.
Totally.
His version of Alex's stupid moral system isn't interesting.
jordan holmes
It's even more stupid and less interesting.
dan friesen
It's not interesting, whereas Alex seems like it's based on some kind of real fucked up belief system that I'm interested in.
I'm not interested in listening to Owen miscommunicate it.
jordan holmes
Well, he clearly doesn't share that nonsensical belief.
dan friesen
Of course not.
He doesn't share it, and I don't think he actually understands what Alex is trying to convey, and so he just sort of botches it.
But he is doing an Alex impression, and apparently this is some piece of this mythology that's important enough that he feels like he needs to also include it.
And it's just, bleh.
So anyway, I was about ready to say fuck all this, but...
Owen, every time I think I'm out, he pulls me back.
jordan holmes
All right.
owen shroyer
Coming up in the next segment, we're going to be joined by Alex Jones and by Nick Fuentes.
And apparently Alex has a big announcement that he is going to be making.
And he really wants me to emphasize that.
So Alex is coming up.
Huge announcement next segment.
dan friesen
I am not positive there is a huge announcement, but when I hear that...
jordan holmes
You gotta stick around.
dan friesen
Well, hello.
jordan holmes
That would be cool if he was going to sacrifice Nick Fuentes to Trump and eat his heart.
In public?
dan friesen
Alex has shown inclinations towards cannibalism.
jordan holmes
I think that would work.
I think I would definitely give Trump the presidency if Alex eviscerated Nick Fuentes and ate his heart live on air.
dan friesen
The only thing that I think is kind of close to, like, maybe this is his huge announcement is something I don't know if I've heard from him before.
Well, he does say that the Austro-Hungarian Empire did nothing wrong in the lead-up to World War I. Okay, that's an issue for me.
It is.
jordan holmes
Somehow that's a new problem that I didn't know I had to converse with today.
dan friesen
Well, we don't have to.
jordan holmes
Okay, good.
dan friesen
Because I don't think that's his announcement.
unidentified
He does say that, and I got confused.
dan friesen
We can talk about that another time if he brings it up again.
jordan holmes
I would like to hear more.
dan friesen
It could have been a stray thought.
He doesn't elaborate on it.
He says it's all the British fault, their fault.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, that sounds right.
dan friesen
Anyway, that's not his announcement, but it could have been.
Maybe it's that Nick Fuentes had the speech of the day.
Best speech out there in Atlanta.
And like I said...
jordan holmes
Did he just hiss for 25 minutes?
dan friesen
May as well have.
But he hissed in the right direction.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And that is at the GOP.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Who are backing up Trump.
Again, Nick is a guy who has a project.
And his project now seems to be focused on being anti-GOP.
jordan holmes
He's a usurper.
nick fuentes
Mitch McConnell has said nothing.
Nikki Haley has said nothing.
Dan Crenshaw, Madison Cawthorn, all the people hailed as the future of the GOP have remained silent.
Well, people like myself and Alex and patriots like you coming out to the state capitals have been doing all the work and fighting for this.
So we have to take the fight to them no matter what happens with President Trump.
alex jones
And let's be clear.
We know China Joe's a bought and paid for enemy.
He's not even a traitor.
He's just a robot.
But when you've got Marco Rubio and you've got the gay pirate Crenshaw and all these fake people doing all of this...
They are literally worse than the enemy because they act like they're with us when they're really establishment folks.
dan friesen
Yeah, so, I mean, it seems like this is the direction that they will probably want to go next with their targets.
Like, obviously, you can always keep Soros and all that shit in the back burner.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But, yeah, ineffective, cowardly...
Republicans in name only can be the new enemy, the turncoats who didn't support Trump in his hour of need.
jordan holmes
Like, guys, I agree with you.
They were lying to you the whole time, but in a different way than what you think.
They were lying differently than you.
Sometimes I wonder, what would happen if the Murdochs just one day were like, hey, we don't want everybody to be killed, so we're just going to announce.
Fox News has been lying to you this whole fucking time.
It was our idea.
We wanted to get you guys to do the bullshit that we wanted to.
Now, we don't want you to kill everybody.
Sorry.
dan friesen
Someone would find some investor in News Corp and be like, well, this is why they said that, because he got bought off by...
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
It turned into a conspiracy.
jordan holmes
It's never going to change.
Nope.
dan friesen
But I think that Alex is really into this, too, and I think it's probably a really sound decision on his part in terms of where to take the rhetoric, where to take the narratives.
If you want to try and shift into some direction, going against the ineffective...
Turncoat Republicans or whatever is probably going to be your best bet.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because then you'll probably get a little bit of the slack of people on the left caring about what you're doing.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
If you're attacking the people they don't like, less mean comments on Twitter are going to come in.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And you saw exactly this model play out with Nick Fuentes when he started attacking Turning Point.
There was a lot of people who were like, let him fight.
Or there were a lot of people who were like, haha, look at this, isn't this funny?
And in the process, they passively or by amplifying and laughing at them making fun of Charlie Kirk, aided in...
Pushing and furthering Nick Fuentes' goals.
So I think that this is probably, if you're just trying to craft, like, what do we do next now that we know there's no chance this is going to work out, it's probably a sound thing to do.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, I would say going back to their terrible military strategy and then update it for us here, when your enemies are infighting, it is a bad idea to just let them...
Watch.
Or to just watch it.
That's when they're weakest.
That's when you destroy both of them.
You can't allow them to regroup after defeating their inner power struggle in order to become even worse.
dan friesen
And the worst parts of it probably entrenched during that infighting.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And we saw that in 2009 onward with the Tea Party.
We are going to probably see that again unless...
And I don't know what you do.
I don't like to talk about crushing because I think that that's kind of...
I don't know, violent imagery, and I'm not super into that.
I don't know what you do to push back against this stuff, but I do agree with you, like, watching and laughing, like, ha-ha, they're destroying each other, is not good when one of the parties that is doing the destroying is far more extreme than...
And that's not to say, hey, we should defend the mainline GOP.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It's just that neither of those is a winning strategy.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, what we should do is what the right has always done successfully to the left and the center, which is exacerbate whatever differences they have and force them to destroy each other instead of just, the right never sits back and watches us fight.
alex jones
Ha ha ha ha!
dan friesen
Fair enough.
But anyway, Alex says he's gonna take over the GOP, which is what he said years ago, and then he said he had, and then Trump did, and now I guess they're doing it again.
unidentified
But...
dan friesen
This is so lucky.
Nick starts talking about his view of America.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
And the mic cuts out at exactly the right time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would imagine so.
alex jones
We know who the rhinos are.
And we're taking over the party.
We are the people.
We are the populist movement.
How would you describe the new right?
Or just the new populist?
nick fuentes
Well, I call it America first because what distinguishes us from them is our interpretation of what is America.
In our view, what constitutes America is the American people.
It's not America as its economy.
It's not America as its government.
You've got to talk to Stevie Pease.
owen shroyer
All right, we are live right now.
We have Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes.
Transmission there.
Our connection has been interrupted.
We will get them potted up.
dan friesen
If I were a producer and I were watching this and I knew who Nick Fuentes was exactly, I'm not saying that's what happened.
jordan holmes
Red button!
Red button!
As soon as he can!
He's about to say it's not America the Republic!
Stop it!
Red button!
He's about to say it's not America the country!
dan friesen
If he's left to talk about what he believes the American people are...
It's going to become a little blunt what his beliefs are.
I'm not saying that someone did hit the red button or anything.
There's equally possible that their tech issues just suck so much.
jordan holmes
More possible.
dan friesen
But if I were there, I would have done exactly that.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Because you can't risk that game getting blown up.
jordan holmes
You're just waiting for them to be like, and we're going to round up all the people with mental health issues and put them in the...
Who hit the red button?
dan friesen
Yeah, exactly.
All immigrants have to go, and okay, well...
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
Anyway, I thought that maybe that trucker strike thing that Nick was talking about was just trying to rile up the crowd.
It turns out he really is in support of this, which is weird.
jordan holmes
That is weird.
dan friesen
But then it's weirder that Alex is too.
jordan holmes
Okay, fuck off.
nick fuentes
And I'll tell you, I really like what I'm seeing with this trucker strike that they're planning later this month.
alex jones
I was about to say, I've been meaning to promote that for a week.
If the truckers strike, especially on the East Coast, they should shut down blue states and blue cities.
Hey, you're shutting us down with the COVID hugs.
We're shutting you down.
And they should come to Georgia and other state capitals and just drive around honking the whole time.
In fact, truckers, I'm calling for you on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday here at noon every day.
Drive around the capital.
Honking your horns.
dan friesen
Honk for us.
Nick is a child, so I'm less interested in his political philosophy making coherent sense.
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
Alex, on the other hand, should definitely not be in favor of a strike just because he likes the goal of it.
The means that's being used to achieve the goal is the withholding of labor in an organized fashion, which he totally hates.
It's interesting and kind of ironic why this plan that Nick is so keen on would never work.
The biggest reason is deregulation and union busting in the shipping and trucking sector.
According to Snopes, there used to be 2 million truckers who were members of the Teamsters, and now there are only 75,000.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
The institutional power the truckers had in the 70s from banding together and keeping those unions strong has disappeared, largely due to political influence of people who Nick and Alex would be largely in agreement with, at least as far as labor issues.
There is often big talk about truckers striking because it brings to mind a complete shutdown of food distribution and the myriad issues that come along with it.
But the sad reality is that these strikes don't really end up having any real impact because they can't.
If you're a trucker and you want to strike, are you going to get the Teamsters to strike to install Trump as president?
Do you really think that's going to work?
That's probably never going to happen, so if you're working in a union shop, that's not going to be a strike.
That's going to be you quitting.
If you're an independent trucker, or maybe you work for a smaller outfit that's theoretically on board with this strike, you probably can't afford to do it, because there's no protection for you.
You have no weight to throw around by withholding your labor, since whoever's hiring you can just hire somebody else.
If those tomatoes need to get to Kansas, and you're on strike to install your fantasy king...
Great, good for you.
You're fired, and this other truck is going to get paid to haul those tomatoes.
The only way this kind of strategy could work is, ironically, if the world was exactly how Alex and Nick don't want it to be.
If the truckers' union was strong and everyone in it could vote to stop work because they felt the election was stolen, it would be super fucked up, but they could make a pretty huge statement.
The political movement that Alex and Nick are a part of has actually ensured that this can never really happen.
jordan holmes
It is because it's clearly...
Basically them being like, well, we would love unions if they agreed with us, and for some reason we can't get unions to agree that we should destroy unions, and I just don't get it.
dan friesen
And honestly, even if this could possibly happen, this idea, it doesn't matter.
On this day, when this episode was recorded, November 18th, the guy who organized this strike called it off.
alex jones
Cool.
dan friesen
Probably because it was an absurd idea that would only hurt the participants and achieve literally nothing.
jordan holmes
Well, there is that.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'm fascinated by this abdication of their political beliefs, though.
Like, I don't understand it.
jordan holmes
Their political beliefs are we will do anything to get what we want.
So that's why it always gets to me whenever somebody's like, oh, Mitch McConnell's a hypocrite or any of that bullshit.
Their only political belief is here is the thing that I want and I will do anything to get it.
So there's no possible way for them to be hypocritical in this fashion.
dan friesen
I understand that.
unidentified
You know?
jordan holmes
That's their belief system.
dan friesen
I understand that with people like Mitch McConnell.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I...
I know that Alex isn't any better, but his brand is supposed to be that he's better.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
His brand is supposed to be...
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
I understand.
dan friesen
And that's why it's just kind of weird to me that, like, I get it, but I don't get how you don't get it.
Not you.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I know.
I know.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex's traffic is way up.
Because of course it is.
jordan holmes
Because of course it is.
dan friesen
During these sorts of periods, Alex ends up getting much more traffic, I think, a lot of the times, because people want to see him drunk and crying or something.
There's a lot of potential for something.
And he's said this a couple times in the last couple weeks, that traffic is way up, but no one's buying anything.
And that's sort of characteristic of either artificial traffic or people tuning in to be like...
Oh, something bad's gonna happen.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we saw that...
dan friesen
Multiple times.
jordan holmes
Multiple times.
He's like, traffic is so...
It's triple the size, but people aren't buying anything, and I just don't...
unidentified
Yeah.
alex jones
We are seeing four or five times the traffic on the side.
It's pissing off the globalists.
They don't know what to do.
They've got feds, FBI, that come in the restaurant, sit down every morning when we eat breakfast.
They put CIA stickers on our car, even in locked-up garages.
And they just want us to know they're watching.
Of course we know that you're helping guide in the end of America and the merger with the New World Order.
Is this going to be peaceful and good?
But it's not.
They're coming to sterilize our sons.
They're coming with 5G.
They're coming to fry us and kill us.
That's their own damn admissions.
They're going to depopulate us.
And so all you FBI agents, remember, you're going to be thrown to the wind just like all these tyrants do.
You're destroying America.
You're destroying everything.
So I feel good about what I'm doing, and I'm not threatened, and I'm not intimidated.
So have 100 feds follow us if you want.
You work for the Chi-Coms, and if you don't stand with us, you have that on your conscience.
Wow.
jordan holmes
Whoa, boy.
dan friesen
That's something.
jordan holmes
That's intense.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's a bit.
dan friesen
Alex's traffic is way up and the feds are following him and putting CIA stickers on his car.
jordan holmes
I wrote that down.
I'm confused as to why they would do that.
Is that just a gentle reminder?
Hey guys, we're watching.
Just to let you know.
We can put a sticker on your car anytime we want.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know if the CIA is into pranks like that.
jordan holmes
Do you think it might be a bunch of kids?
dan friesen
It certainly could be.
I mean, I think that...
Or it could be people who used to like Alex and now have decided he's a shill or something.
jordan holmes
Could be.
dan friesen
Or like, you're in the CIA, we're gonna label your car.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, or it didn't happen at all in Alex's imagination.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a possibility!
dan friesen
He's just making all this up.
jordan holmes
He's just making up a bunch of bullshit.
dan friesen
Yeah, any of these things are possible.
unidentified
I don't do it.
dan friesen
What I think is not possible...
Is that the feds are following him around Atlanta and putting CIA buttons on his stickers on his car.
jordan holmes
Would you say that it's not possible for the FBI to be going around and putting CIA stickers on Alex's stuff?
dan friesen
I find it implausible.
jordan holmes
Where would they even get those stickers?
dan friesen
I don't know if they exist.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So Alex gets in this next clip to what I think might be possibly his big news, but it just makes no sense that this would be the big news.
alex jones
We're here.
I've got big news, as I said.
jordan holmes
The Austro-Hungarian Empire.
alex jones
I don't want to start getting into it now.
The freedom streak of those of us that were pro-Trump, pro-America, we don't go away just if they steal this election from Trump.
And it's the fighting, the fraudulent election that puts us in position to absolutely now, if you thought Trump put a big dent in the New World Order, well, we're just getting started.
Trump is just one wave.
dan friesen
So I guess his big news is that Trump isn't the end.
Which is not news.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound like news at all.
dan friesen
It's not big.
jordan holmes
Especially considering he said it in 2016 before Trump won the election.
He was like, listen, here's the major victory for us.
Trump isn't the end of things.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is just a step along the way.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
If there was some sort of actual big news, it's not gotten to at all.
It's just that we keep on fighting and what have you.
And then Nick phrases this in such a weird way, but it's actually not that weird.
It's really revealing.
nick fuentes
What they've done is they've disenfranchised 73 million Trump supporters.
The president gained 10 million voters between 2016 and 2020.
There's more Trump supporters than ever.
There's more patriots than ever that are aware of globalism.
The idea that stealing the election from us, canceling our votes, and disenfranchising 70-some million people, that we go away after all of that.
If they just get through, you know, they speed through the process, they see Joe Biden, do they think then that we just disappear into thin air?
dan friesen
In his rant, Spencer said, quote...
Like, this is never over.
I win.
They fucking lose.
That's how the world fucking works.
Little fucking Ks.
They get ruled by people like me.
My ancestors fucking enslaved those little pieces of fucking shit.
I rule the fucking world.
Those pieces of fucking shit get ruled by people like me.
They look up and see a face like mine looking down at them.
Mm-hmm.
have that rage of entitlement is just below the surface.
It makes total sense for him to claim that losing an election is disenfranchising his side because he's entitled to win.
Would he ever think that all the people who voted for Hillary in 2016 were disenfranchised?
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
dan friesen
Because they're entitled to lose to someone like him.
jordan holmes
They're globalists, and they're evil, and they should be...
dan friesen
Yeah, it's very fucked up.
jordan holmes
It's exactly what they...
Well, I mean, if you want a homogenous nation, then the idea that losing an election is possible is kind of silly.
dan friesen
True.
And, I mean, he's not going to be pressed on this on Infowars, because Alex doesn't want to open up this box of worms.
I mean, he believes that people who have immigrated here shouldn't vote and stuff.
jordan holmes
Nick, I have a couple of quick questions for you.
Do you want a white nation?
dan friesen
Wow!
jordan holmes
Okay, follow-up question.
Have you ever heard of what happens to people who don't have, quote, pure blood in a white nation?
dan friesen
I've heard.
jordan holmes
Fuentes.
dan friesen
Yes, I've heard.
jordan holmes
Have you heard what happens to people who do not have pure blood?
dan friesen
That's a point that comes up in a number of discussions that he's had that I've seen.
The point about his last name being Fuentes.
And I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think he really deals with that.
jordan holmes
I don't think he wants to.
dan friesen
No.
No.
Anyway, I think it's interesting that this is all very revealing.
The conversation that they're having.
Whether it be Owen being like, yeah, mob violence.
They deserve it.
jordan holmes
Hey, they have it coming.
Trump gave them an ephemeral chance that they had no idea what was happening because he put it in a court filing where he said that demons were flying in from Stargates to shit on our shoes.
dan friesen
Pretty blunt.
All of their specific points that they're making about the various states are nonsensical.
You know, Nick is just talking about taking over the GOP.
I think he probably has the most singular focus.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I don't know if he actually believes this or he knows that Alex believes it, and therefore it's best to play into Alex's beliefs, but he's presenting himself as also fighting the literal devil.
jordan holmes
Sure.
nick fuentes
We're fighting a spiritual war.
You know, don't forget, it's not about, on some level, even Republicans and Democrats or globalists and people, although it is in some sense.
It is about the rulers and the principalities of other realms, evil versus good.
That's what it's always been.
unidentified
It's timeless.
alex jones
Other dimensions.
The Bible's right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
So I don't know if Nick actually believes that or if he's doing this to manipulate Alex.
dan friesen
possible but also you see that republicans or democrats globalists or people yep That's the dichotomy there.
That's strange.
jordan holmes
No, he's genuinely one of those truly terrifying psychopaths, you know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, he's a guy who provides you...
I would say that 99% of the people in the world you can actually talk to.
They're reasonable people.
But guys like Nick Fuentes are that argument for, like, you can't talk to this.
He's a terrifying psychopath.
dan friesen
Yeah, like a couple months ago...
jordan holmes
This can only be handled by a larger power, you know?
Like a federal...
Not God.
Not God, obviously.
Like a level of something...
Somebody needs to step in because this isn't a one-on-one conversation that you can have with Nick Floyd.
dan friesen
If you were someone in his life, you might want to try and get him help.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, like a couple months ago, he posted a video of him going to troll a Black Lives Matter protest.
Yeah.
Where, like, he had one of his friends set a sign that said, I can't read.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, parodying I can't breathe.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He's the type of person who does shit like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, that's just, like, take the political stuff out of it.
Take the, take anything out of it.
It's just anti-social, disgusting behavior.
jordan holmes
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
And, uh, I don't know.
Anyway, I think that what we saw a little bit in that CPAC appearance is sort of continuing.
It's not been as consistent or direct as it appeared it might be.
Because it did appear that Nick Fuentes was kind of trying to usurp a little bit.
And I think that he's taking up a mantle here as more of an actual leader than Alex.
And that's kind of scary, but also like, what are you going to lead?
Alex is...
Kingdom is illusory.
It doesn't really exist.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's the thing that I was wondering.
dan friesen
Like, what do you want to be?
The next Owen Troyer?
Good luck.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, we saw this on...
His ambition is clearly...
dan friesen
Way higher.
jordan holmes
Way, way higher than being a second-in-command to Alex, which is kind of why...
dan friesen
His project involves using Infowars, not being a part of it.
jordan holmes
As a stepping stone.
dan friesen
He probably is almost even embarrassed that they are the sort of people he has to use.
jordan holmes
As soon as he gets outside of their level, he's not a ladder-up guy.
dan friesen
Owen who?
jordan holmes
What was the name of the event that they went to?
The RNC.
Remember when Alex got super drunk and couldn't give it?
unidentified
The Deplora Ball?
jordan holmes
The Deplora Ball when he couldn't even give his own keynote speech?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Was that the one where...
No, no, no.
You're talking about CPAC.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The Deplora Ball is where he got really drunk and peed on a tree.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was a different one.
Oh, good time.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No, at CPAC, whenever Fuentes showed up and clearly stole the show from him, like, even then, my first thought is, like...
Alex, this is not somebody that you can use.
This is somebody you should watch out for.
This is somebody who's gunning for you, and if you can't see that, you're insane to me.
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah, but Alex and him can coexist as long as he follows Nick.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I agree.
And if the next season and the next project is destroying the GOP who won't bend to their extremist Tea Party will, then the two of them could have common cause and coexist.
It's just once Nick Fuentes in his larger project leaning towards Catholic fascism becomes more apparent.
That's where him and Alex might come to loggerheads, but that's a ways off.
jordan holmes
See, that's the thing, though.
If you're Alex, you have to see Nick Fuentes and realize two things.
One, it's...
He's never going to bend to you.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
That's never going to happen.
dan friesen
Uh-uh.
jordan holmes
And two, there's only two ways that goes.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
You bend to him, or he disappears.
Those are the only options there.
dan friesen
And when he's gone, when he disappears, he's planning something against you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
What don't you understand about who you...
Why don't any of these people know who their friends are?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Everybody who's run afoul of Roger Stone, Roger Stone has tried to destroy.
You don't think he's going to do that again?
jordan holmes
What do you think?
He's going to be like, well, I have some sentimental attachment to Alex.
Get the fuck out of here!
dan friesen
He used to be friends with Larry Klayman.
jordan holmes
We saw how that went.
dan friesen
Exactly.
It's not, don't get involved.
unidentified
So stupid.
dan friesen
And Nick Puente seems like, I mean, just quite frankly, slick.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Razor-focused.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Razor-focused.
dan friesen
To a level that you just don't see generally with people who are in the InfoWars sphere.
Yeah, I mean, like, obviously, I agree with you.
If I were Alex, I would be terrified of him.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And work to pretend.
jordan holmes
I would be trying to destroy him.
dan friesen
Either that or pretend he doesn't exist.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
One out of the two.
But Alex can't because Nick is fairly popular in these right-wing worlds.
Yeah.
And he has...
You know, whatever amount of juice that he does and the groopers and stuff, and Alex wants a piece of it.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's just so weird to be watching a Greek tragedy happen and not have the...
If you're watching a play and you're watching a Greek tragedy, you're like, man, those characters have no idea what's coming for them next.
dan friesen
Well, see, but here's where I would take issue with that.
It's the same thing with me saying that, like, Alex should only be in studio and Owen should be his proxy.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Like, that is what they should do, and that is a way that it could play out and it's gonna be disappointing when it doesn't.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You looking at this as a Greek tragedy is also probably not how it's gonna play out.
It'll probably be way less interesting.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's probably true.
dan friesen
Because people develop and people change over time.
And honestly, I think the most likely thing that's going to happen is that Alex and Nick will have some sort of an alliance and be able to work together attacking the GOP.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then, I don't know, Nick can't help himself.
He's also a fucking extreme troll.
jordan holmes
He's a lunatic.
dan friesen
He's gonna do something that ends up getting him kicked off whatever streaming platform he's been relegated to now or whatever.
He can't not push the envelope.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
And he'll just be some sort of an extremist voice.
Next George Lincoln Rockwell or some shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, probably.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He's just one of those guys who it seems like he's that dark...
Candidate in the GOP that they cannot see coming.
They just don't see him coming.
They think they're completely different people, and then Nick Fuentes is there and they realize they're Nick Fuentes.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I think that that's writing a supervillain story where only a really dangerous shithead exists.
We have a couple last clips here, and they're just a little check-in on how Alex's operation is going.
He did a money bomb a little while ago, and he made a lot of money from that, but then he also decided to send a tank across the East Coast.
jordan holmes
So that was a bad idea from a...
dan friesen
And then he's been flying all over the place, and he goes with a large security detail, and then also has to broadcast remotely.
unidentified
Jesus.
dan friesen
And apparently this hasn't been a great idea.
alex jones
Yeah.
unidentified
Taking a break on election countdown at night because a limited crew.
alex jones
The Donald Rain's not been gotten rid of.
We're just taking a week off because there's no crew because we're all over the country right now.
We just don't have the infrastructure.
So that's why I buy the products, Infowarsstore.com.
So we can try to hire more crew to be able to be on.
dan friesen
He can't afford to do the nightly show now.
He's just canceled it for a week.
You know what I would say.
Because I guess within a week, he'll be back in Austin.
Like, manpower will be able to be moved.
That's a thin operation.
There is, like, no...
If there's no one else to run the board, you can't afford to pay someone, I don't know, 20 bucks an hour or something?
You can't get someone on, like, some freelance person?
jordan holmes
Guess not.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Guess not.
dan friesen
If that is the difference between, like, we have the money for it, we don't...
That is a razor's edge.
jordan holmes
That's real bad.
dan friesen
I don't know if that's actually true or not.
I would assume that it's just not worth it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would probably make the most sense, too.
dan friesen
Yeah, and it turns out it was between that, cancel the nightly show or get rid of David Knight.
alex jones
It's just that we don't have the forces to be able to have folks to run the shows.
David Knight in the morning, Infowars, my show during the day, The War Room.
I mean, which was it?
Cancel the nighttime show or cancel David Knight?
Well, we're not going to cancel David Knight.
We love him.
But if you get to a point where if the funding gets cut, David Knight goes away, or Ola goes away, please keep buying products at Infowarsstore.com.
This is a real fight, 12th round.
Infowarsstore.com, great products, big sale about to end.
Sean Rappaport, nomorefakenews.com, taking over.
God bless you all.
We'll see you in Georgia at the state capitol.
unidentified
God bless.
*mimics*
dan friesen
Oh, here she comes.
Watch out, boys.
She'll chew you up.
jordan holmes
It takes zero for us to suddenly just start jamming a little bit.
unidentified
And tonally, that is brutal.
dan friesen
Brutal shift.
jordan holmes
We're all gonna die.
dan friesen
I have no confidence in the staying power of my organization, and I had to fire someone, whether it be The Nightly Show or Beloved David Knight, and hey, you know what?
If we don't get money, Owen might be gone.
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out of here, Owen.
dan friesen
Anyway, here's Hall and Oates.
unidentified
Here's a jaunty sax outro for the show.
dan friesen
It's very, very jarring.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
They just heard us.
dan friesen
I've learned long ago, or maybe I should have learned long ago and learned fairly recently, not to take anything at face value with Alex's financial talks.
So this may mean something.
It may just be a desperate ploy for money.
I don't know.
But if the nightly show is canceled for a week because Alex is in Georgia...
That is not inspiring confidence in terms of...
jordan holmes
Maybe Deanna Lorraine just sucks.
dan friesen
I mean, she does.
jordan holmes
She does!
So maybe they're just creating a fake reason to be like, Deanna, you suck.
dan friesen
Yeah, we need to find a character for her.
I'm not sure what it would be.
I haven't watched enough of her to really know what character she would shine as.
And the way that Owen, as the proxy on the street, Joe Biggs as the mechanic.
jordan holmes
Monochromatic snatch.
dan friesen
Oh, I see what you did there.
jordan holmes
Thank you.
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
There's nothing better than making a little joke and having somebody say, I see what you did there.
dan friesen
I just don't think that that conception of a character was any good.
jordan holmes
No, it was not.
dan friesen
The parody of the social justice warrior archetype or whatever.
It just had no legs.
Even a good performer couldn't have pulled that off.
I would say don't try and retread those boards.
jordan holmes
That's a bad idea.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, whatever.
We'll see what happens.
Anyway, I was a little disappointed by Alex in Georgia.
Just as a whole, I think that it was refreshing to hear him yelling in a bullhorn and people yelling back.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's great.
dan friesen
Getting people excited.
jordan holmes
That's good stuff.
dan friesen
But you also notice once you watch enough of it that it's like, this is really one note.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's just that over and over again, yelling the same catchphrases, the same sort of little blurbs.
You want to fight?
You better believe you got one!
And then everyone yells, yay!
It's like him yelling his getter done or whatever.
It wears on in a way that you shouldn't be in Georgia for multiple days.
You should just be there for a sting and then get back to the fucking studio where you're needed.
But, you know, it didn't work out.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Georgia did not work for Alex.
jordan holmes
Again.
dan friesen
And this is coming out on Monday, so we'll know for sure the certification status.
Yeah.
But it does not...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I mean with Michigan.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Because they were talking about that earlier.
jordan holmes
They were talking about Michigan.
dan friesen
Pardon me.
Yeah.
So we'll see on that one.
And I don't know.
I think this is going to fizzle, and they're going to need to find themselves on more solid ground.
And it appears to me that solid ground, if they're smart, is...
A new Tea Party thing.
Attacking the GOP.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, that would make the most sense.
dan friesen
Yep.
So, we'll see.
jordan holmes
Ah, let's hope.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
We'll be back, Jordan.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight and at go to bed Jordan.
dan friesen
Yep.
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
If you download, sure, write iTunes in.
If you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now.
dan friesen
Yeah.
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm the juiciest ice cube.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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