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This is an incomplete list of Out of Context drops from the Alex Jones Show, played on the Knowledge Fight podcast.
Drop
Red alert. Red alert. Red alert.
It's time to pray
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding. Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan, I love your work. I love you.
I'm a policy wonk.
Ya-know, I've never really seen a lot of white racism in my life. I really haven't.
Indict Hillary Clinton ahmmm?
I bet you money. There are a few living black people that have been abused by white people as much as I have been abused by black people.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean Black accent
Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, [...] both those guys were complete badasses. Complete studs.
Four stars, go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
I renounce Jesus Christ!
You know they got baby shark, deet deeet deet da deet da deet? They got mama shark beep beeep beep beep da beep. Daddy shark, bomp bomp bomp bomp ba-bomp.
I am out of control.
I'm dead... inside.
I don't want to hate black people.
He's a loser little- little titty baby.
Welcome to McDonald's, may I help you? I'm Bernie Sanders.
Crikey mate, that's fantastic. Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing bruh?
Alright, we gotta go full tilt boogie on this Watson, alright?
My- my neck is freakishly large.
Why you pimp so good?
Let's just get down to business -- We ain't making that money off that heroin
I declare InfoWar on you.
I hate myself and I feel like a complete failure.
During the break, I was back in the coffee room where somebody bought donuts and I just inhaled two of them. Stop it!... even though I appreciate it.
No, my religion is facts, [...] get that through your pea brain.
I have no guilt, I'm a really good guy.
You're a beautiful soul.
It's over for humanity. There will only be lone survivors.
Very few people crap in the pool unless they're babies.
Well I piss all over your God. I piss all over the state.
They're coming for your balls.
My super power is being honest; I'll eat your ass.
I have risen above my enemies!
And now, here come the sex robots.
Giving someone life is giving someone death... you could say that life is death.
You're fighting for your life, I'm farting... For my life.
I'm just gonna take a little break now. A little breaky for me. And then we're going to come back. And I'm gonna start the show over.
It's a demon feast folks.
Your a traitor Dan!
But I'm the devil, I gotta be taken off the air, I did all this, ah-bluh-bluh-bluh-
I'll be better tomorrow.
I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air.
Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years. Maybe I'll walk out of here tomorrow, and you never see me again. That's really what I want to do. I never want to come back here again.
Maybe today should be my last broadcast.
I- I might quit tomorrow, actually.
Wooooo! Yeah! Wooo! Yeah! Woooo!
I don't like to hype things, but people are designed to hype.
I am going to paint once a week on air and I'm going to let callers call in. We'll also take emails and request what you want to see me paint.
Alex: And the Nazis, in my view, were thugs that shook people down and did a lot of really bad things. Kanye: But they did good things too. We gotta to stop dissing the Nazis all the time. Alex: Okay.
I'm thinking about doing some shows too, where I run the whole thing myself, just hit record and sit in the dark with just a few candles and candlelight and talk about the nature of the world, universe.
I mean, you know, a big old juicy ribeye folks is as good as, you know, sex with your wife. I mean, let's just get down to reality here.
I'm going to go Donkey Kong, King Kong crazy in about 45 days.
America sucks. We're all racist. It's over.
It doesn't mean I want to go live, say, in some places in Asia, where you get off the plane over there, folks, they karate chop you.
There's three ways to learn, or maybe four
It's party time. I'm gonna get in your guts.
I'll barbecue yo ass. Flat. I will eat you.
I've got plenty of words for you, but at the end of the day, fuck you and your New World Order and fuck the horse you rode in on and all your shit!
Do you make it a practice of calling people 'pieces of garbage'? When they are.
Missing Drops
I. Know. How. To read.
One, two, three, Matt Damon. Matt Damon. There you go. [784]
I am that messiah, what can I do? [318: July 5, 2019]
Lyfsverfraggl (Life's very fragile) [209: Drunk Hotel Interview]
It's fun to laugh at Alex Jones, it's fun. [35: Custody Press Conference]
Someone, sodomites, sent me a bucket of poop [89: December 31, 2015]