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July 27, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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BUGATTI CHIRON VS TRICYCLE | Tate Confidential Ep.148
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Hmm, Tristan got slowed down by the ball.
They got you, Tristan.
Ah, so you touch kids.
Literally saw it, caught red-handed.
Good song and routine!
Good song and routine!
I think I'm gonna take that.
Good song and routine!
Good song and routine!
And then can I also have 20 bottles of sparkling water?
The big ones. The big ones.
Yes, 20-0 bottles of sparkling water.
Elite level hydration.
Sorry? Yes, the big bottles.
20-0 of them.
Cold. Yes, the large sparkling waters and cold, please.
And ice. And ice, please.
And lemons. And yes, that's all.
Yes, sounds perfect.
Thank you very much. So, I didn't do this to us.
I wanted the ribeyes.
I wanted one ribeye.
We need elite level hydration, Luke.
This doesn't make sense. Look, what is the number one thing humans need to stay alive?
Tristan says we're not drinking enough.
We're not having enough fun.
So they are gonna drink all day.
All day. 20, 20?
Is that 20 liters? How much are these bauberts?
I think they're a liter and a half.
30 liters. Nice.
What are they, one and a half? So 10 liters each of water.
As a star. As a star.
What do you mean, as a star? We're drinking all day.
All day long. You can't go outside because the peasants are waiting for us.
The seniors are all along.
People would like to say, hey, what do you know when you're worth a hundred million dollars?
Water contest.
Elite level hydration.
Done. You also bought the course.
Course bought. Perfect.
Now we have the secret to elite level hydration.
The loop does.
The only way to achieve elite level hydration...
Tristan! That can't be in the course!
Is that a part?
This can't be a part.
This must be part eight. Elite level.
This actually might be elite level.
This might be truly elite.
I'll drink more water than both of you.
You won't. No, you won't.
I'll destroy you by the time. You won't.
We'll see. We will see.
Nah, I'm just going to edit out every single time he drinks water.
Teach him a lesson. That's not how you win.
Could be. Take confidential.
Wouldn't know if I did or did not do that.
Just admit. Maybe I cut this out too.
So Triss is going the barbarian tactic.
I don't think I can do barbarian.
Why have you made it bubbly? You made it super hard.
Yeah, it's like all bubbles. If he's doing the barbarian tactic.
But I believe civilization will defeat the barbarians if I just always drink it out of a nice glass.
You guys are drinking it out of a bottle.
If I just drink it always out of a glass.
There's no way you're beating me. Nice and refreshing.
And I'm just going to make sure this never, ever is empty.
Like the infinite glass.
Isn't there a legend about some infinite glass that never runs out?
You can't defeat me. What is boozing, Dave?
Tristan can drink liquids so fast.
He can! Tactics are poor.
See why I did that? That is his tactic!
This is going to work. There's a reason cups were invented.
Why would cups be invented if this is not the most ideal way to hydrate?
Using poor tactics. You're going to have one sip.
On my second bottle. You're going to talk to me.
My mind. My mind's made of water.
My brain was a dry sponge and it's now expanding.
I can now see in four days.
I've been swimming inside of myself.
These aren't real. I didn't have enough blood.
And all I can do is force myself to make more. This person seriously down one.
He did, didn't he? It amazes me.
This is pure carbonated sparkling water.
The bubbles do hurt.
They do. It's not beer.
here. One down. 58 Jeff. Nice. I'm making progress.
I don't know how much because I don't even want to know.
I'm just going to keep pouring. You drunk half of that.
Luke, you're nowhere near anymore.
I'm getting close. Look, it's almost done.
And mine's been nice and pleasant.
You guys look horrible. It's not almost done.
It's all in the glass.
So that's how you think it works, do you?
See, now I just have to drink my nice one little glass of water and continue on.
Nice and pleasant. We're rich.
Why do we do this? Hydration.
Poor people actually couldn't do this.
This is a rich person only activity.
It's like four euros each. Yeah, probably.
So the water has been given up on.
Not really. What do you mean not really?
You're just eating things now. Watermelon.
Exactly. I'm just eating it instead of drinking it.
It's beating up the process. I'm doing both.
Where's my glass? You're on the same fucking glass!
Never ending. You're an embarrassment.
For all you know, I'm down 20 giant bottles.
But it's all just gone through this glass.
Run for that at the minute.
Luke, I'd like you to know...
If you're on fire and all it would take is my piss to extinguish you, I would still take a long walk in the cold in the middle of the night to the toilet and piss in the toilet and leave you there.
If you caught on fire right here, right now, I would drink each and every one of these balls.
Each and every one.
I would drink all of them.
Slowly. This is your lesson about dedication to the cause.
What are we doing?
Yeah! Watermelon mess!
You guys keep calling me globetard, so it seems like it.
The earth is flat, look. I follow all the flat earth papers.
Yeah, so, okay.
I mean, it's not flat.
You're a globetard.
You're a globetard. You think this isn't flat?
It's not. It's the world round.
Yes, it's a globe.
Globetard. Alright, so how's it flat then?
Prove to me it's flat. Look outside.
I see the curve.
He does his shit. I do.
I see the curve. Tell him more proof.
More proof. Did you know that not once in the history of space travel ever has any astronaut panned his camera around 360 degrees?
Not once. Why don't they?
What do you mean? Studios.
You're a globe dart. Your name should be Luke the Duke.
When I said your name is Leek.
The Geek. I thought I'd start calling him Lurrd.
Lork. Lork.
Lork the Globetar.
This is stupid. I'm not a Globetar.
You're in a space suit! You can go up there and see it's flat.
But you ain't fucking gone. It's not flat.
That's why you're Lork the Globetar.
So is space fake? Is there even space?
Space is fake. You're Lork.
So it's a dome? Space is CGI. Yeah, it's a solid dome.
I'm gonna drink so much more over that.
There's not left. I'll drink all the water on the earth.
Then what? Then you could be thirsty.
What kind of name is Lork?
That's not my name. But why is he in Lork?
That's not my name. Can everyone who watches Take Confidential please spam Lork's inbox calling him Lork?
I don't have an inbox.
Yeah he does on Instagram. He's real lucky Lork.
Tristan got slowed down by the mob.
They got you, Tristan. Ah, so you touch kids.
Literally saw it. Caught red-handed.
Can I go to my room and ignore you both?
Did you touch that kid? Can we go to our bodies to the room?
Yes, I know. Tristan, admit what happened.
We should go to the club. I'm just saying we should.
I want to get clear.
I don't want to, but I feel morally obligated.
I super don't want to.
You know, I was saying this to you the other day.
I was saying, why does a salmon swim off the river?
It just feels like it happens to you.
Why does this fan have a small heart?
I'm not sure Oh Yeah Oh
Come on
Oh Come on, let me see your hands.
One, two.
Look at my face.
Look at my face!
You don't even have to use a lotion.
You can tell me all you need just a touch.
Baby.
I'm in love.
Since sitting in school, been 17.
No one's ever touched a dream.
I guess it's me.
I should fall in love, I'm a new body.
Well, if I pay extra for the big body.
I'm a pro-dance nigga, nigga I talk.
I'm a pro-dance nigga, nigga I talk. Bless me, that's a money run.
And a chain on my neck, I got chills from the day that I.
Slept with me, when I made it up.
Looking at me, baby, like I made it up.
Crazy, I'm crazy, cause I'm wild.
I'm a pro-dance nigga, nigga I talk.
I don't think a Bugatti's ever traveled on roads like this.
It's a 4x4. Andrew, this isn't a 4x4.
It is 4-wheel drive. I'm not even sure it can go over that bridge.
We have to go to the camping because we have to realign our chakras, so it's just a 4x4.
This isn't a 4x4.
Or it could not happen to the bridge. Is it going to collapse?
Yeah, it might. And then it wants to buy a new car.
No, this is like, what, 6 million euro?
It wants to buy a new one. No, but you can't...
It's not that easy.
It's like...
It's all rocks and... stuff.
Is it gonna collapse?
Yeah.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
you Bro, there's holes.
It's left.
No one has ever, ever, ever driven up a guy here.
Ever. Who do you mean?
Never. Never in a million years.
This isn't a 4x4. It is.
We're in like the mountain villages.
Yeah? You don't bring Bugatti's out in the mountain villages.
Why? Because even look at the mountain man looking at you being like, why does he...
They're asking why.
They're asking themselves why.
Who does this? He has so much money.
Can't afford another car. That's all I got, man.
Look at Mountain Woman.
She literally is wondering, who is this man?
That woman wants me. She does.
She probably does, to be honest.
She's curious who I am. She's super curious.
I'd be super curious. I'm the big G. I'm the big G. And there's the Mountain Man.
Fuck it. I'll race him right now.
It won't be him. Okay.
You would beat the mountain man in a race.
I admit. How about the road dips?
This is always the best off-road vehicle.
Look, just because it costs all that money doesn't mean I'm going to be like, oh, we can't go driving on terrible terrain.
That's going to ruin it. I'm not fucking gay.
That would be gay, wouldn't it?
So gay. But I definitely don't think Bugatti envisioned this when they were crafting the car.
Probably didn't envision me smoking in it either.
Or fucking driving it drunk.
Full of girls. Probably envisaged loads of shit that ain't gonna happen.
Listen. I don't adhere to the rules of the matrix.
I do things different.
This is very different.
I will admit that this is very different.
I used to go into the mountains.
Yeah, I'm gonna race now. Mountain Race is a mountain man.
This is nice.
They have internet!
We're re-aligning our shop.
There is no more internet, no more webverse.
No, there is.
We're here to live with the nature.
We're going to live with the lands.
We're going to stop living on the internet and booze in all the time.
We're going to do things for our hearts and souls.
So, phones in the grass.
in the grass.
you Listen, that looks absolutely super uncomfortable.
Look at your body. Like, look at your spine.
It's like in a sea.
It's not supposed to do that.
My spine's made of liquid mercury.
What does that mean? Does that just mean it's super dense?
Have you ever seen the Terminator? Okay, so you're the Terminator.
It flows out of a liquid state.
This looks extremely uncomfortable.
Are you comfortable?
My spine is made of solid rubber.
I thought you said it was liquid mercury.
This is the most uncomfortable chair ever.
It is, isn't it? So why are we here again?
Because there's a door. We're here to be one with nature.
Guys, look at this. Your chakras.
Shut the fuck up. Tristan, all...
I've got my chakras right here.
Exactly. Tristan, don't you understand?
We were in the club. We beat some people up.
We punched them in the face. We need to realign our chakras with the nature and the universe.
Are we putting that and take on the natural?
Yes. Okay, fine.
We beat some people up.
After we went to the club and boozing hard with a bunch of fucking whores with big tits.
And now we need to go back to base and realign with the source.
That is my fucking base.
What do you mean that's your base? Well, beating the shit out of people after hanging around a bunch of girls with big fake tics is not your fucking spiritual base.
It's been my entire life.
But... It's what I know and do best.
It's my natural state of existence.
That is the worst spiritual base ever.
Can't be a spiritual base.
It's not very spiritual. I'm not fucking happy.
Can't you just enjoy the fucking nature?
Yeah, look at the clouds. Let's count them.
You're gonna be cold. Tristan, you're also going to be cold.
You're both going to be cold. Because it's getting colder and colder.
Sun's going down. Even I've got sweats and...
There's no way a tricycle will heat you up in a way that you make unlimited heat.
But the tricycle won't help.
It's got four wheels, mate.
That's what I get a tricycle. It's bicycle training wheels, dickhead.
Okay. I don't actually know whether it's called a tricycle or not.
A tricycle with three wheels. That is clearly a bicycle with training wheels.
Isn't that the same thing?
No. Can you admit you're a monumental failure and there's not a vehicle on earth if I can't drive?
I might have to admit that.
Or this. I might have to admit that.
Emergency meeting! What do you mean there's an emergency?
You can't tricycle to the emergency.
It's not even an effective...
I can tell that that's way more effort than walking.
Well, Andy's just gliding here.
I'm walking with my big heavy legs.
Andy's just gliding along.
That's not gliding at all. I see the effort.
He's slowing down so you can keep up.
No. I'm just walking at a normal pace.
I'm not even walking fast. Now he's trying to catch up.
He's trying to speed it up.
It's off the hill now.
Oh, yeah.
I can't get it back on the hill.
I can't just pull it off.
So tricycles aren't an ineffective mode of transportation.
That's a tricycle and we all know it.
Where's the meeting? Where?
It's not an emergency. Here.
The ba- the- the goat.
Is that the emergency meeting alarm?
We have a new one. Yeah, the goat.
That's an emergency meeting. So until we sit down, it won't- we won't get it.
The emergency meeting is sitting on the balcony of that cabin.
I don't know what we're talking about. It is, isn't it?
That one. But it's clearly there.
The goat's calling us. The two goats.
Goats are aggressive, right? The emergency goats.
Are you underwear of my hands?
It reminded me of yesterday. They look like dumbasses as well.
I'll take out the fucking game, goat.
I actually think goats want beef.
I actually think he really wants it.
I'm the goat up in here.
The goat wants beef, doesn't he?
But doesn't he realize that his neck being in that position is such a...
Imagine axe kick down.
Yeah. Or up. A soccer kick up.
He wouldn't... Hey, he heard ya. We'll get more tactical, dude.
Alright, come on. Thank you, Brandon.
Thanks for the fun. Thank you.
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