Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - BUGATTI CHIRON VS TRICYCLE | Tate Confidential Ep.148
Aired: 2022-07-27
Duration: 19:37


=== 20 Bottles of Sparkling Water (10:34) ===

[00:00:01]  Hmm, Tristan got slowed down by the ball.
[00:00:05]  They got you, Tristan.
[00:00:06]  Ah, so you touch kids.
[00:00:10]  Literally saw it, caught red-handed.
[00:00:12]  Good song and routine!
[00:00:14]  Good song and routine!
[00:00:25]  I think I'm gonna take that.
[00:00:31]  Good song and routine!
[00:00:33]  Good song and routine!
[00:00:39]  And then can I also have 20 bottles of sparkling water?
[00:00:57]  The big ones. The big ones.
[00:01:03]  Yes, 20-0 bottles of sparkling water.
[00:01:08]  Elite level hydration.
[00:01:11]  Sorry? Yes, the big bottles.
[00:01:15]  20-0 of them.
[00:01:17]  Cold. Yes, the large sparkling waters and cold, please.
[00:01:21]  And ice. And ice, please.
[00:01:24]  And lemons. And yes, that's all.
[00:01:33]  Yes, sounds perfect.
[00:01:35]  Thank you very much. So, I didn't do this to us.
[00:01:44]  I wanted the ribeyes.
[00:01:46]  I wanted one ribeye.
[00:01:48]  We need elite level hydration, Luke.
[00:01:50]  This doesn't make sense. Look, what is the number one thing humans need to stay alive?
[00:01:56]  Tristan says we're not drinking enough.
[00:01:58]  We're not having enough fun.
[00:01:59]  So they are gonna drink all day.
[00:02:02]  All day. 20, 20?
[00:02:05]  Is that 20 liters? How much are these bauberts?
[00:02:08]  I think they're a liter and a half.
[00:02:10]  30 liters. Nice.
[00:02:12]  What are they, one and a half? So 10 liters each of water.
[00:02:16]  As a star. As a star.
[00:02:18]  What do you mean, as a star? We're drinking all day.
[00:02:22]  All day long. You can't go outside because the peasants are waiting for us.
[00:02:26]  The seniors are all along.
[00:02:30]  People would like to say, hey, what do you know when you're worth a hundred million dollars?
[00:02:33]  Water contest.
[00:02:35]  Elite level hydration.
[00:02:37]  Done. You also bought the course.
[00:02:43]  Course bought. Perfect.
[00:02:46]  Now we have the secret to elite level hydration.
[00:02:49]  The loop does.
[00:02:50]  The only way to achieve elite level hydration...
[00:02:54]  Tristan! That can't be in the course!
[00:03:02]  Is that a part?
[00:03:03]  This can't be a part.
[00:03:05]  This must be part eight. Elite level.
[00:03:07]  This actually might be elite level.
[00:03:09]  This might be truly elite.
[00:03:12]  I'll drink more water than both of you.
[00:03:13]  You won't. No, you won't.
[00:03:16]  I'll destroy you by the time. You won't.
[00:03:18]  We'll see. We will see.
[00:03:22]  Nah, I'm just going to edit out every single time he drinks water.
[00:03:26]  Teach him a lesson. That's not how you win.
[00:03:28]  Could be. Take confidential.
[00:03:30]  Wouldn't know if I did or did not do that.
[00:03:32]  Just admit. Maybe I cut this out too.
[00:03:36]  So Triss is going the barbarian tactic.
[00:03:38]  I don't think I can do barbarian.
[00:03:40]  Why have you made it bubbly? You made it super hard.
[00:03:41]  Yeah, it's like all bubbles. If he's doing the barbarian tactic.
[00:03:44]  But I believe civilization will defeat the barbarians if I just always drink it out of a nice glass.
[00:03:50]  You guys are drinking it out of a bottle.
[00:03:51]  If I just drink it always out of a glass.
[00:03:55]  There's no way you're beating me. Nice and refreshing.
[00:04:03]  And I'm just going to make sure this never, ever is empty.
[00:04:07]  Like the infinite glass.
[00:04:08]  Isn't there a legend about some infinite glass that never runs out?
[00:04:11]  You can't defeat me. What is boozing, Dave?
[00:04:16]  Tristan can drink liquids so fast.
[00:04:18]  He can! Tactics are poor.
[00:04:23]  See why I did that? That is his tactic!
[00:04:26]  This is going to work. There's a reason cups were invented.
[00:04:28]  Why would cups be invented if this is not the most ideal way to hydrate?
[00:04:32]  Using poor tactics. You're going to have one sip.
[00:04:34]  On my second bottle. You're going to talk to me.
[00:04:38]  My mind. My mind's made of water.
[00:04:42]  My brain was a dry sponge and it's now expanding.
[00:04:44]  I can now see in four days.
[00:04:47]  I've been swimming inside of myself.
[00:04:50]  These aren't real. I didn't have enough blood.
[00:04:53]  And all I can do is force myself to make more. This person seriously down one.
[00:04:55]  He did, didn't he? It amazes me.
[00:04:57]  This is pure carbonated sparkling water.
[00:05:02]  The bubbles do hurt.
[00:05:03]  They do. It's not beer.
[00:05:05]  here. One down. 58 Jeff. Nice. I'm making progress.
[00:05:15]  I don't know how much because I don't even want to know.
[00:05:17]  I'm just going to keep pouring. You drunk half of that.
[00:05:20]  Luke, you're nowhere near anymore.
[00:05:22]  I'm getting close. Look, it's almost done.
[00:05:26]  And mine's been nice and pleasant.
[00:05:28]  You guys look horrible. It's not almost done.
[00:05:30]  It's all in the glass.
[00:05:33]  So that's how you think it works, do you?
[00:05:35]  See, now I just have to drink my nice one little glass of water and continue on.
[00:05:41]  Nice and pleasant. We're rich.
[00:05:44]  Why do we do this? Hydration.
[00:05:46]  Poor people actually couldn't do this.
[00:05:48]  This is a rich person only activity.
[00:05:50]  It's like four euros each. Yeah, probably.
[00:05:55]  So the water has been given up on.
[00:05:58]  Not really. What do you mean not really?
[00:06:00]  You're just eating things now. Watermelon.
[00:06:02]  Exactly. I'm just eating it instead of drinking it.
[00:06:04]  It's beating up the process. I'm doing both.
[00:06:08]  Where's my glass? You're on the same fucking glass!
[00:06:12]  Never ending. You're an embarrassment.
[00:06:15]  For all you know, I'm down 20 giant bottles.
[00:06:18]  But it's all just gone through this glass.
[00:06:23]  Run for that at the minute.
[00:06:27]  Luke, I'd like you to know...
[00:06:29]  If you're on fire and all it would take is my piss to extinguish you, I would still take a long walk in the cold in the middle of the night to the toilet and piss in the toilet and leave you there.
[00:06:41]  If you caught on fire right here, right now, I would drink each and every one of these balls.
[00:06:49]  Each and every one.
[00:06:51]  I would drink all of them.
[00:06:54]  Slowly. This is your lesson about dedication to the cause.
[00:07:03]  What are we doing?
[00:07:06]  Yeah! Watermelon mess!
[00:07:13]  You guys keep calling me globetard, so it seems like it.
[00:07:15]  The earth is flat, look. I follow all the flat earth papers.
[00:07:18]  Yeah, so, okay.
[00:07:19]  I mean, it's not flat.
[00:07:21]  You're a globetard.
[00:07:23]  You're a globetard. You think this isn't flat?
[00:07:25]  It's not. It's the world round.
[00:07:28]  Yes, it's a globe.
[00:07:31]  Globetard. Alright, so how's it flat then?
[00:07:36]  Prove to me it's flat. Look outside.
[00:07:39]  I see the curve.
[00:07:40]  He does his shit. I do.
[00:07:42]  I see the curve. Tell him more proof.
[00:07:44]  More proof. Did you know that not once in the history of space travel ever has any astronaut panned his camera around 360 degrees?
[00:07:54]  Not once. Why don't they?
[00:07:56]  What do you mean? Studios.
[00:07:59]  You're a globe dart. Your name should be Luke the Duke.
[00:08:04]  When I said your name is Leek.
[00:08:06]  The Geek. I thought I'd start calling him Lurrd.
[00:08:12]  Lork. Lork.
[00:08:15]  Lork the Globetar.
[00:08:16]  This is stupid. I'm not a Globetar.
[00:08:19]  You're in a space suit! You can go up there and see it's flat.
[00:08:22]  But you ain't fucking gone. It's not flat.
[00:08:23]  That's why you're Lork the Globetar.
[00:08:24]  So is space fake? Is there even space?
[00:08:26]  Space is fake. You're Lork.
[00:08:29]  So it's a dome? Space is CGI. Yeah, it's a solid dome.
[00:08:32]  I'm gonna drink so much more over that.
[00:08:34]  There's not left. I'll drink all the water on the earth.
[00:08:39]  Then what? Then you could be thirsty.
[00:08:41]  What kind of name is Lork?
[00:08:43]  That's not my name. But why is he in Lork?
[00:08:45]  That's not my name. Can everyone who watches Take Confidential please spam Lork's inbox calling him Lork?
[00:08:51]  I don't have an inbox.
[00:08:52]  Yeah he does on Instagram. He's real lucky Lork.
[00:08:59]  Tristan got slowed down by the mob.
[00:09:01]  They got you, Tristan. Ah, so you touch kids.
[00:09:07]  Literally saw it. Caught red-handed.
[00:09:11]  Can I go to my room and ignore you both?
[00:09:12]  Did you touch that kid? Can we go to our bodies to the room?
[00:09:15]  Yes, I know. Tristan, admit what happened.
[00:09:18]  We should go to the club. I'm just saying we should.
[00:09:22]  I want to get clear.
[00:09:23]  I don't want to, but I feel morally obligated.
[00:09:25]  I super don't want to.
[00:09:26]  You know, I was saying this to you the other day.
[00:09:28]  I was saying, why does a salmon swim off the river?
[00:09:31]  It just feels like it happens to you.
[00:09:33]  Why does this fan have a small heart?
[00:09:35]  I'm not sure Oh Yeah Oh
[00:10:03]  Come on
[00:10:05]  Oh Come on, let me see your hands.
[00:10:05]  One, two.
[00:10:14]  Look at my face.
[00:10:26]  Look at my face!
[00:10:29]  You don't even have to use a lotion.
[00:10:32]  You can tell me all you need just a touch.
[00:10:34]  Baby.

=== Mountain Man Race (06:21) ===

[00:10:36]  I'm in love.
[00:10:38]  Since sitting in school, been 17.
[00:10:41]  No one's ever touched a dream.
[00:10:44]  I guess it's me.
[00:10:45]  I should fall in love, I'm a new body.
[00:10:47]  Well, if I pay extra for the big body.
[00:10:50]  I'm a pro-dance nigga, nigga I talk.
[00:10:52]  I'm a pro-dance nigga, nigga I talk. Bless me, that's a money run.
[00:10:54]  And a chain on my neck, I got chills from the day that I.
[00:10:57]  Slept with me, when I made it up.
[00:10:59]  Looking at me, baby, like I made it up.
[00:11:02]  Crazy, I'm crazy, cause I'm wild.
[00:11:03]  I'm a pro-dance nigga, nigga I talk.
[00:11:24]  I don't think a Bugatti's ever traveled on roads like this.
[00:11:47]  It's a 4x4. Andrew, this isn't a 4x4.
[00:11:50]  It is 4-wheel drive. I'm not even sure it can go over that bridge.
[00:11:54]  We have to go to the camping because we have to realign our chakras, so it's just a 4x4.
[00:11:57]  This isn't a 4x4.
[00:11:58]  Or it could not happen to the bridge. Is it going to collapse?
[00:12:00]  Yeah, it might. And then it wants to buy a new car.
[00:12:02]  No, this is like, what, 6 million euro?
[00:12:05]  It wants to buy a new one. No, but you can't...
[00:12:06]  It's not that easy.
[00:12:08]  It's like...
[00:12:10]  It's all rocks and... stuff.
[00:12:14]  Is it gonna collapse?
[00:12:24]  Yeah.
[00:12:26]  I'm going to go to the bathroom.
[00:12:28]  you Bro, there's holes.
[00:12:34]  It's left.
[00:12:44]  No one has ever, ever, ever driven up a guy here.
[00:12:55]  Ever. Who do you mean?
[00:12:57]  Never. Never in a million years.
[00:12:59]  This isn't a 4x4. It is.
[00:13:01]  We're in like the mountain villages.
[00:13:03]  Yeah? You don't bring Bugatti's out in the mountain villages.
[00:13:06]  Why? Because even look at the mountain man looking at you being like, why does he...
[00:13:10]  They're asking why.
[00:13:11]  They're asking themselves why.
[00:13:13]  Who does this? He has so much money.
[00:13:16]  Can't afford another car. That's all I got, man.
[00:13:20]  Look at Mountain Woman.
[00:13:22]  She literally is wondering, who is this man?
[00:13:25]  That woman wants me. She does.
[00:13:27]  She probably does, to be honest.
[00:13:29]  She's curious who I am. She's super curious.
[00:13:31]  I'd be super curious. I'm the big G. I'm the big G. And there's the Mountain Man.
[00:13:37]  Fuck it. I'll race him right now.
[00:13:38]  It won't be him. Okay.
[00:13:40]  You would beat the mountain man in a race.
[00:13:42]  I admit. How about the road dips?
[00:13:45]  This is always the best off-road vehicle.
[00:13:47]  Look, just because it costs all that money doesn't mean I'm going to be like, oh, we can't go driving on terrible terrain.
[00:13:51]  That's going to ruin it. I'm not fucking gay.
[00:13:55]  That would be gay, wouldn't it?
[00:13:56]  So gay. But I definitely don't think Bugatti envisioned this when they were crafting the car.
[00:14:03]  Probably didn't envision me smoking in it either.
[00:14:05]  Or fucking driving it drunk.
[00:14:07]  Full of girls. Probably envisaged loads of shit that ain't gonna happen.
[00:14:10]  Listen. I don't adhere to the rules of the matrix.
[00:14:14]  I do things different.
[00:14:17]  This is very different.
[00:14:19]  I will admit that this is very different.
[00:14:24]  I used to go into the mountains.
[00:14:27]  Yeah, I'm gonna race now. Mountain Race is a mountain man.
[00:14:35]  This is nice.
[00:14:54]  They have internet!
[00:14:56]  We're re-aligning our shop.
[00:14:58]  There is no more internet, no more webverse.
[00:15:00]  No, there is.
[00:15:02]  We're here to live with the nature.
[00:15:04]  We're going to live with the lands.
[00:15:06]  We're going to stop living on the internet and booze in all the time.
[00:15:08]  We're going to do things for our hearts and souls.
[00:15:10]  So, phones in the grass.
[00:15:12]  in the grass.
[00:15:14]  you Listen, that looks absolutely super uncomfortable.
[00:15:19]  Look at your body. Like, look at your spine.
[00:15:23]  It's like in a sea.
[00:15:25]  It's not supposed to do that.
[00:15:27]  My spine's made of liquid mercury.
[00:15:30]  What does that mean? Does that just mean it's super dense?
[00:15:32]  Have you ever seen the Terminator? Okay, so you're the Terminator.
[00:15:35]  It flows out of a liquid state.
[00:15:37]  This looks extremely uncomfortable.
[00:15:41]  Are you comfortable?
[00:15:42]  My spine is made of solid rubber.
[00:15:46]  I thought you said it was liquid mercury.
[00:15:48]  This is the most uncomfortable chair ever.
[00:15:50]  It is, isn't it? So why are we here again?
[00:15:53]  Because there's a door. We're here to be one with nature.
[00:15:56]  Guys, look at this. Your chakras.
[00:15:59]  Shut the fuck up. Tristan, all...
[00:16:01]  I've got my chakras right here.
[00:16:02]  Exactly. Tristan, don't you understand?
[00:16:04]  We were in the club. We beat some people up.
[00:16:06]  We punched them in the face. We need to realign our chakras with the nature and the universe.
[00:16:10]  Are we putting that and take on the natural?
[00:16:11]  Yes. Okay, fine.
[00:16:12]  We beat some people up.
[00:16:14]  After we went to the club and boozing hard with a bunch of fucking whores with big tits.
[00:16:17]  And now we need to go back to base and realign with the source.
[00:16:21]  That is my fucking base.
[00:16:23]  What do you mean that's your base? Well, beating the shit out of people after hanging around a bunch of girls with big fake tics is not your fucking spiritual base.
[00:16:29]  It's been my entire life.
[00:16:31]  But... It's what I know and do best.
[00:16:34]  It's my natural state of existence.
[00:16:36]  That is the worst spiritual base ever.
[00:16:37]  Can't be a spiritual base.
[00:16:39]  It's not very spiritual. I'm not fucking happy.
[00:16:40]  Can't you just enjoy the fucking nature?
[00:16:42]  Yeah, look at the clouds. Let's count them.
[00:16:48]  You're gonna be cold. Tristan, you're also going to be cold.
[00:16:52]  You're both going to be cold. Because it's getting colder and colder.
[00:16:55]  Sun's going down. Even I've got sweats and...

=== Emergency Goat Ride (02:39) ===

[00:16:58]  There's no way a tricycle will heat you up in a way that you make unlimited heat.
[00:17:06]  But the tricycle won't help.
[00:17:10]  It's got four wheels, mate.
[00:17:11]  That's what I get a tricycle. It's bicycle training wheels, dickhead.
[00:17:18]  Okay. I don't actually know whether it's called a tricycle or not.
[00:17:21]  A tricycle with three wheels. That is clearly a bicycle with training wheels.
[00:17:25]  Isn't that the same thing?
[00:17:27]  No. Can you admit you're a monumental failure and there's not a vehicle on earth if I can't drive?
[00:17:33]  I might have to admit that.
[00:17:35]  Or this. I might have to admit that.
[00:17:39]  Emergency meeting! What do you mean there's an emergency?
[00:17:42]  You can't tricycle to the emergency.
[00:17:46]  It's not even an effective...
[00:17:47]  I can tell that that's way more effort than walking.
[00:17:50]  Well, Andy's just gliding here.
[00:17:51]  I'm walking with my big heavy legs.
[00:17:52]  Andy's just gliding along.
[00:17:53]  That's not gliding at all. I see the effort.
[00:17:57]  He's slowing down so you can keep up.
[00:17:59]  No. I'm just walking at a normal pace.
[00:18:02]  I'm not even walking fast. Now he's trying to catch up.
[00:18:06]  He's trying to speed it up.
[00:18:11]  It's off the hill now.
[00:18:13]  Oh, yeah.
[00:18:15]  I can't get it back on the hill.
[00:18:17]  I can't just pull it off.
[00:18:19]  So tricycles aren't an ineffective mode of transportation.
[00:18:21]  That's a tricycle and we all know it.
[00:18:25]  Where's the meeting? Where?
[00:18:27]  It's not an emergency. Here.
[00:18:30]  The ba- the- the goat.
[00:18:33]  Is that the emergency meeting alarm?
[00:18:35]  We have a new one. Yeah, the goat.
[00:18:37]  That's an emergency meeting. So until we sit down, it won't- we won't get it.
[00:18:40]  The emergency meeting is sitting on the balcony of that cabin.
[00:18:42]  I don't know what we're talking about. It is, isn't it?
[00:18:45]  That one. But it's clearly there.
[00:18:48]  The goat's calling us. The two goats.
[00:18:51]  Goats are aggressive, right? The emergency goats.
[00:18:54]  Are you underwear of my hands?
[00:18:56]  It reminded me of yesterday. They look like dumbasses as well.
[00:19:01]  I'll take out the fucking game, goat.
[00:19:04]  I actually think goats want beef.
[00:19:06]  I actually think he really wants it.
[00:19:07]  I'm the goat up in here.
[00:19:10]  The goat wants beef, doesn't he?
[00:19:12]  But doesn't he realize that his neck being in that position is such a...
[00:19:15]  Imagine axe kick down.
[00:19:17]  Yeah. Or up. A soccer kick up.
[00:19:20]  He wouldn't... Hey, he heard ya. We'll get more tactical, dude.
[00:19:27]  Alright, come on. Thank you, Brandon.
[00:19:33]  Thanks for the fun. Thank you.