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July 27, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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RIVER PIRATES IN PRAGUE ☠️🏴‍☠️ | Tate Confidential Ep.149
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What are we doing? We're doing with UFC fighters and war members on a boat.
I'm proud. I'm a captain.
What are you doing?
Good shot, Andrew Tate!
Good shot, Andrew Tate!
Take off and then take back.
Good shot, Andrew Tate!
No!
Fuck's sake.
That's fucking fast!
That's fucking fast!
Zoom it! You think your life's okay,
and then the V12 comes in.
And it's like...
That's so loud! You're broke!
Shut up! Yeah, you're broke!
Shut up! No one cares!
It's loud! You're broke!
You know, they're both so broke because they keep complaining.
Too busy complaining to get rich!
If they had their own V12, they wouldn't hear mine.
Yeah! So Tristan says that his room's the best.
I don't believe it. So, is this the magic room?
It's the loser, from the loser room.
What do you mean, loser room? Okay.
Okay. Okay, this is quite big.
This is a champion's room. This might be a champion's room.
I even have a loser's room. Can you admit it?
Alright, Tristan, this is cool.
This is very nice.
So, Tristan, how many rooms of these do they have?
Why don't I have one? This is presidential, so they only have one.
What do you mean, only have one? It's for me.
They upgraded me. What's this?
In a Ferrari. Ah, a bed!
But you wish you could sleep on it, don't you?
So you just gotta put...
Wait, what's this?
What's that second door? I think it's for soundproofing.
Anyway. So I have a kitchen?
You don't have a kitchen? What do you mean kitchen?
Ha, so you cook like a peasant?
No, there's not a kitchen for cooking.
There's a kitchen for mini bar drinking.
Don't even know where your minibar is.
I don't know where the minibar is.
Ah! They have loads of shit here.
So you admit it. Another exit.
Another exit. So hidden exits and exits as well.
This is very cool, Tristan.
This is very, very cool.
I will admit that my...
If you looked at these two rooms and you said who's a winner and who's a loser, I might have to concede that purely based off the rooms, you would assume that the other person's a loser.
So you're a loser. So admit that you didn't get upgraded.
It'd be a false assumption.
It would not be a false assumption. It would.
This is a super loser.
It's the real story. It's not.
It's the real deal. It's the truth.
So I live in the winner's room and you live in the winner's room.
That's just the way it is now. I think they just wanted to uplift your spirits because they knew you were a loser.
I think. You know, just like, give them a chance.
So you could come and have a look and get so upset that you didn't open the window.
But that would teach you a bit.
That certainly teaches them a lesson.
Yeah. Oh, we upgraded him, the Chiron driver.
Oh, and then his cousin because we upgraded him.
I mean, I'm down.
I won't mind that much.
Why? No, no wine.
Why not? It's free wine.
So my room's down there.
Yes. Near that area.
Yeah, loser level. Peasant level.
This is very cool. This is a very nice view as well.
It's my view. You have to close your eyes.
Stop taking it in my view. So what if I steal all your view?
You can't steal it. I can.
Record it forever. Make this an NFT. Put this on the blockchain.
You want a ball? Yeah.
They're bouncing off of buildings from the sun into my eyes.
From the sun that's local and not that far away because the earth is flat.
The earth's not flat. It is.
Tristan keeps calling me a globetard.
He's a globetard. He keeps repeating it that I'm a globetard.
The earth is flat. He's been telling me this for months now.
How is this water stuck to the side of a ball?
Because of gravity. Gravity.
Tristan, it doesn't have enough gravitational force to basketball, but the earth does.
Gravity is a theory. It's not a theory.
Is it not called the law of gravitation?
Is it not a law yet? I feel like it might be a law.
But this is very cool, Tristan. I will...
So you're going to put your cousin out into the cold.
Yeah, absolutely. Out into the cold, harsh reality of the world.
The cold, harsh reality.
Sorry. Winners are about to me.
Back out to your loser floor.
See this? This is stupid.
Do not disturb. See you later.
You can't act. What are we doing?
We're in it with UFC fighters and war members on a boat.
Proud, the captain.
What are you doing? Is this what we do?
I'm not the captain.
It was an accident.
Tristan told me to move.
I moved and accidentally kicked over my boobs.
Haha, trying to capsize the ship.
Nice, Tristan. Mr.
Capsize. Capsize the boat.
There we go. Balance.
Balance is restored.
Luke Barnett is restored balance.
Biggest man in the world. Biggest man in the world.
Restored the balance. See?
Was an accident.
Could happen to anyone. That was empty.
Could happen to anyone. Could happen to anyone.
It's alright. I think Battle of the Loops.
No! No! I don't need Battle of Lukes, I'm just resting.
Only one Luke is allowed in this group, and I think we fight for the title.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Bare knuckle, it's all in the trouble with.
Don't worry, Luke, just mark the body.
Nah, I just don't want to be in the group.
I live. I leave.
I'm leaving. I just don't want to be part anymore.
To be fair, I can't swim.
Luke, you got my place!
Top G!
So Andrew's super famous.
Top G, top striker.
Mr. Producer. Our boat's better.
Our boat is better. Our boat is better.
With the electric. It's not about where you are.
It's about who you win. True.
I like emissions.
Emissions make things better.
Keep the world turning, you know?
Good old emissions. But old-fashioned kind of guy.
How many Tesla's could you buy for the first one?
True. So Tristan, what are we getting?
What do you mean?
What do you mean troll? What do you mean?
No, because we like pina coladas.
I love pina coladas. I'm having two.
Tristan, when do I ever drink?
Alright, pina colada contest, me and you.
See who blinks first.
You want to ride to the challenge? You want to be a man?
Let's go. So we have all these pina coladas.
This is Sterling.
Cheers. I can't see, but...
Everyone has to drink through the stores.
No group of men as tough as this group drinks drinks this...
I would actually bet that.
In terms of how tough the group is...
Keep talking. I always drink them like that.
Except we're drinking, didn't we?
You gotta shake that baby.
I'm not always someone who turns into a gentleman.
Let's hand her two. So Tristan, the Lukes at this table are at four.
What do you mean? Four drinks, start.
I thought I was talking.
If you're challenging me, Luke, this isn't a challenge.
We're at four. I believe Tristan's at two.
Luke, my friend. Luke, you don't want to team up with him.
Ten more, please.
Thank you. You need your camera out faster if you're going to catch me.
Yeah, okay. So Tristan's caught up to the Luke's now.
No, you're not one person.
What do you mean? If you have the same name, you can't claim the same dreams.
What do you mean? Oh, I felt that one.
I felt that one, Luke. Yeah, I felt that one.
Well, I'm beating you anyway, so...
Oh, we're at five now. You can't claim the same dreams if you have the same dreams.
Man, six deep, going for number seven.
Going for number seven.
It's going to end badly.
You don't want this. Seven.
Seven's rough. Eight.
Eight. Wait, no, no, this is eight.
This is eight now.
I'm finished already. Got no more booze left.
I'm not even hungry.
Eight. No, this is probably my best booze I've ever done, Justin.
There's only one of three reasons you're poor.
You're either lazy, you're arrogant, or you're stupid.
Now when I say poor, what I basically mean is less money than me.
Because I, Tate, Lord of Earth, set the bar.
I set the difference between rich and poor.
My amount of money is the amount of money you need to be rich.
If you have less money than me, even by a single cent, you're a fucking brokie, a wagey, a peon, a peasant, a nobody.
You are poor.
So when I sit here and make this video and call you poor, you can't sit here and go, I'm actually not poor.
I'm doing pretty good with my business, actually, and I have a nice car.
You have less than me!
I'm the only guy on this fucking platform flying around in private jets with 27 cars living this lifestyle in presidential suites and fucking fairytale land.
Only me. The rest of you are sitting there going, hey, I might be able to buy a BMW. You're fucking broke.
You're all broke. So once you identify and accept that you are broke because you're not on my level, then we must work out why.
And there's only one of three reasons that anyone on this planet would ever be poor.
You're either lazy, you are arrogant, or you are stupid.
Now, we'll start with lazy.
Most of you are lazy.
In fact, I'd say basically all of you are lazy.
You don't understand what work is.
You don't understand what work ethic is.
You don't understand the ethos of conquer earth.
You don't have fire blood. You don't wake up to go piss at 3.32am and go, I'm not going back to sleep because I want to make some fucking money.
So you're all lazy. You're all arrogant.
Because when I sit here as the richest person who's ever fucking wasted his time talking to your fucking dumb ass and tells you what to do, you don't fucking listen to me.
Oh, well, Tate, you know, maybe he's wrong about, you're broke.
How can I be wrong?
When you're in the poor category and I'm in the rich category, I obviously know something you fucking don't, you arrogant dickhead.
And the third and least common category is stupid.
Most of you are not too stupid to become rich.
I could show you how to do it.
All you have to stop doing is being arrogant and lazy.
So if you sit here and go, well, I'm none of those three things.
Yes, you fucking are.
Because you're not living the life I live.
You are a brokie. If you were none of those three things, you'd be here with me in this room, wouldn't you?
But you're not. Because you are a fucking peon.
So, look at your bank balance, accept it's not as large as mine, and accept that one of those three attributes must apply to you, find out which one it is, and fucking change it.
Good morning.
We can't just be the jet-setters.
Tristan said his hotel room was better than mine, so I tried to get a presidential suite, but there's only one presidential suite, so I told him we have to leave instantly so he can't stay in his room, because he had six days booked.
What is this?
Fuck him. One day, one night.
Do you know how much that costs? For a day.
It's already paid.
I'll last for the seven stars of Chalmers.
That's not a sentence.
Do you have a lunch?
Thank you.
I'm after the seven Chalmers stars. Tristan thought he had a better hotel room than me, so I did.
He did. It's true.
Did is kind of past tense, isn't it?
What do you mean?
Where's my flight going? Do you know?
To Nice. Yes.
Andrew, why are we going to France?
Thank you. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Thank you, friend. Yep, sure.
We're going to France because I'm French.
What the fuck? Is that why?
Why? Why?
Of all the places, of all the countries, why?
We don't like France.
I don't like France. What the fuck is wrong with you?
You guys don't like me. Why would you want to go to a bunch of me's?
We. We, we. He's got a good point.
We. We.
This is stupid. But this is very nice.
This is very nice. I'm not talking to you or you the whole flight.
I don't want to talk to you anyway.
This is quite fun. To France.
We're going to France.
Luke's dream. Yeah, and I vote we live in France.
Forever. Never leave.
France only. France maximalist.
Max France. Good cheese, good wine.
Yep. Two things I both dislike very much.
Loads of it. Only cheese and wine in France.
That sounds like the worst life.
France maximalism.
What else did they do? Snails?
Share their girlfriends. Yep.
Share their girlfriends. So all girlfriends shared.
France maximalism.
Are you guys ready? I know you guys are English, so it might be a bit hard.
I believe you guys were at war with us for like 100 years.
116. Yeah, so you know the number.
So it might be hard to embrace the French Maximumism, but I think we have to.
It wasn't my idea to go to France.
It was yours. No, it wasn't.
And whose idea was this? Luke's.
It was Luke's. I didn't even know we were going to France until a few moments ago.
I was fine at my hotel room.
My hotel room was really nice.
I had to take that from you and drop you in France.
I had the best hotel room in Prague.
Now you have. Now you're going to France.
I had already paid for six days.
You get to run your mouth. Just shut up.
I spent 20 grand.
You did keep saying that you had the best one.
It was booked. You did keep saying that.
I didn't. He came to my room and said, this is the best room.
No, but you also did. I have you on film.
I didn't make a big fucking deal.
I have you on film. Ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, every single time we were off camera, Tristan just kept saying how he had the best room in the world and we're a bunch of losers and he just kept trying to rub it in our face.
Literally, that's the type of person he is.
I just want you to understand that. Even off camera.
I paid for the room and it was paid for for six more days.
Yes. And for some reason, now we're flying to France.
Correct. Correct. Here's the hotel this morning.
Are you leaving Mr. Scorpius?
I guess so.
But admit you deserve it.
I don't fucking deserve it.
Admit you do though. No, I don't.
Because you were bragging the entire time.
This is stupid. You're stupid.
This is stupid. Wait until you see France- French maximalism.
It's not a real thing. It is.
Hello, how are you?
Hello, how are you?
Good, good, good. This is super nice.
Is this our life now? Is this what we do?
Yeah, but Luke, just get a life. We've become the jet setters, haven't we?
We really have.
To jet setting. To jet setting.
Ha, Tristan does have one. Look, none.
I haven't even got one. They gave an empty glass.
Fucking dickhead. No hotel, no juice.
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