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July 27, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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BUGATTI OWNER STREET FIGHT ☠️ | Tate Confidential Ep.148
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It was at this moment that he knew.
He fucked up.
What's up, everything?
What's up, everything?
Take off my jacket, man.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The big ones.
Yes, 20 to zero bottles of sparkling water.
Elite level hydration.
Sorry? Yes, the big bottles, 20 to zero of them.
Cold. Yes, the large sparkling waters and cold please.
And ice, please. And lemons.
And yes, that's all.
Yes. Sounds perfect.
Thank you very much. So...
I didn't do this to us.
I wanted the ribeyes.
I wanted one ribeye.
We need elite level hydration.
This doesn't make sense.
Look... What is the number one thing humans need to stay alive?
Tristan says we're not drinking enough.
We're not having enough fun.
So they are going to drink all day.
All day. 20?
20? Is that 20 liters?
How much are these bottles? I think nearly a half.
30 liters. Nice.
So 10 liters each of water.
To start. As a start.
What do you mean as a start?
We're drinking all day long.
You can't go outside because the peasants are waiting for us.
We're sitting here drinking all along.
Someone would say, hey, what do you do when you're worth a hundred million dollars?
Water contest. Elite level hydration.
You also bought the course.
Course bought. Perfect.
Now I need you to have the secrets to elite level hydration.
The loop does.
...the only way to achieve elite level high-grade...
Tristan! That can't be in the course!
Is that a part? This can't be a part.
This must be part eight. Elite level.
This actually might be elite level.
This might be truly elite.
I'll drink more water than both people.
You won't. No, you won't.
You won't.
We'll see. Nah, I'm just gonna edit out every single time he drinks water.
Teach him a lesson. Could be.
Take confidential. Wouldn't know if I did or did not do that.
Maybe I cut this out too.
So Triss is going the barbarian tactic.
I don't think I can do Barbarian.
Why have you made it bubbly? Made it super hard.
Yeah, it's like all bubbles. If he's doing the Barbarian tactic.
But I believe civilization will defeat the Barbarians if I just always drink it out of a nice glass.
You guys will drink it out of a bottle.
If I just drink it always out of a glass.
There's no way you're beating me. Nice and refreshing.
And I'm just going to make sure this never, ever is emptied.
Like the infinite glass.
Isn't there a legend about some infinite glass that never runs out?
He can't defeat me. What is boozing, Dave?
Tristan can drink liquids so fast.
He can! Your tactics are poor.
See why I did that? That is his tactic.
This is gonna work. There's a reason cups were invented.
Why would cups be invented if this is not the most ideal way to hydrate?
He's using poor tactics. You're gonna have to have one sip.
On my second bottle. You're gonna talk to me.
My mind. My mind's made of water.
My brain was a dry sponge and it's now expanding.
I can now see in 4D. I've been swimming inside of myself.
These aren't real. I didn't have enough blood.
And all I can do is force myself to make water.
This is seriously down one. He did, didn't he?
It amazes me.
This is pure carbonated sparkling water.
The bubbles do hurt.
They do. I feel like it's not beer or body.
One down. 50 each, yeah?
Yeah. Nice.
I'm making progress. I don't know how much because I don't even want to know.
I'm just going to keep pouring. You've drunk half of us.
Luke, you're nowhere near anymore.
I'm getting close. Look, it's almost done.
And mine's been nice and pleasant.
You guys look horrible.
It's not almost done. It's all in the glass.
So that's how you think it works, do you?
See, now I just have to drink my nice one little glass of water and continue on.
Nice pleasant. We're rich.
Why do we do this? Hydration.
Poor people actually couldn't do this.
This is a rich person only activity.
Yeah, probably. So the water has been given up on.
Not really. What do you mean not really?
You're just eating things now. Watermelon.
Exactly. I'm just eating instead of drinking.
It's beating up the process. I'm doing both.
Luke. Where's my glass?
You're on the same fucking glass!
Never ending. You're an embarrassment to this one.
For all you know, I'm down 20 giant bottles.
But it's all just gone through this glass.
Run for it. I ate them in.
Luke, I'd like you to know.
If you're on fire and all it would take is my piss to extinguish you, I would still take a long walk in the cold in the middle of the night to the toilet and piss in the toilet.
I would need to know something. If you caught on fire right here right now, I would drink each and every one of these bottles.
Each and every one.
I would drink all of them.
Slowly. This is your lesson about dedication to the cause.
What are we doing? Yeah!
Watermelon mess!
You guys keep calling me globetard, so it seems like it.
The earth is flat, Luke. I thought all the flat earth paintings.
Yeah, so, okay.
I mean, it's not flat.
You're a globetard.
You're a globetard. You think this isn't flat?
It's not. It's the world round.
Yes, it's a globe.
Globetard. Alright, so how's it flat then?
Prove to me it's flat. Look outside.
I see the curve.
He does these shit. I do.
I see the curve. Tell them more proof that it looks flat.
More proof. Did you know that not once in the history of space travel ever has any astronaut panned his camera around 360 degrees?
Not once. Why don't they?
What do you mean? Studios.
Studios, yeah. Images, yeah.
You're a globetard. Your name should be Luke the Duke.
When I said your name is Leek.
The Geek. Let me start calling him Lurrd.
Lork. Lork!
Lork the Globetar.
This is stupid. I'm not a Globetar.
You're a spacesuit. You can go up there and see it's flat.
But you ain't fucking gone. It's not flat.
That's why you're Lork the Globetar.
So is space fake? Is there even space?
Space is fake. You're Lork.
Space is CGI. So it's a dome?
Space is CGI. Yeah, it's a solid dome.
I'm gonna drink so much warmer than that.
There's not much. I'll drink all the water on the earth.
Then what? Then you could be thirsty.
What kind of name is Lork?
That's not my name. But why is he Lork?
It's not my name. Can everyone who wants to take confidential, please spam Lork's inbox calling him Lork.
I don't have an inbox. Yeah, he does on Instagram.
It's real lucky Lork. Tristan got slowed down by the bomb.
They got you, Tristan. Ah, so you touched kids.
Literally saw it. Caught red-handed.
Did you touch that kid?
Can we order bodies to the room?
Yes or no. Tristan, admit what happened.
We should go to the club. I'm just saying we should.
I want to get clear.
I don't want to, but I feel morally obligated.
I super don't want to. You know, I was saying this to you the other day, and I was saying, why does a salmon swim on the river?
It just feels like it happens to you.
Why does this fan not like it?
I don't know.
Everybody put your hands up in the air.
Come on, let me see your hands.
Everybody put your hands up in the air.
These men are sitting on a Bugatti Chiron Pure Sport that doesn't belong to them.
Unfortunately one of the owners is European Kickboxing Champion, Tristan Tate.
It was at this moment that he knew.
Keep fucked up.
X gon' give it to ya, he gon' give it to ya, X gon' give it to ya.
This kid is dangerous!
I don't think a Bugatti's ever traveled on roads like this.
It's a 4x4. Andrew, this isn't a 4x4.
It is four-wheel drive. I'm not even sure it can go over that bridge.
We have to go to the camping because we get to realign our shocker, so it's just a 4x4.
This isn't a 4x4.
It's going to happen to the bridge. Is it going to collapse?
Yeah, it might. And then we'll have to buy a new car.
No, this is like, what, 6 million euro?
No, but you can't...
It's not that easy.
It's like...
It's all rocks and stuff.
Is it going to collapse?
It's going to be okay.
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Bro, there's holes.
It's level.
No one has ever, ever, ever driven a Bugatti here.
Ever. Who do you mean?
Never. Never in a million years.
This isn't a 4x4. It is.
We're in like the mountain villages.
Yeah? You don't bring Bugattis out in the mountain villages.
Why? Because even look at the mountain man looking at you being like, why does he...
They're asking why.
They're asking themselves why.
Who does this? He has so much money.
Can't afford another car. It's all about me.
Look at Mountain Woman.
She literally is wondering, who is this man?
That woman wants me. She does.
She probably does, to be honest.
She's curious about him. She's super curious.
I'd be super curious. I'm the big G. I'm the big G. And there's the Mountain Man.
Fuck him. I'll race him right now.
Come on, B. Okay, he would beat the mountain man in a race, I admit.
How about the road gets?
This is always the best off-road vehicle.
Look, just because it costs all that money doesn't mean I'm going to be like, oh, we can't go driving on terrible terrain, that's going to ruin it.
I'm all fucking gay.
That would be gay, wouldn't it?
So gay. But I definitely don't think the guy envisioned this when they were crafting the car.
Probably didn't envision to be smoking in it either.
Or fucking driving it drunk, full of girls.
Probably envisaged loads of shit that ain't gonna happen.
Listen, I don't adhere to the rules of the matrix.
I do things differently.
This is very different.
I will admit that this is very different.
Ice going into the mountains.
Yeah, I'm racing. A mountain race with a mountain man.
This is nice.
They have internet.
We're realigning our shop. There is no more internet, no more webverse.
No, there is.
We're here to live with the nature. We're going to live with the land.
We're going to stop living on the internet and booze in all the time.
We're going to do things for our hearts and souls.
So, phones in the grass.
Thanks for watching!
That looks absolutely super uncomfortable.
Like, look at your spine.
It's like in a sea.
It's not supposed to do that.
My spine's made of liquid mercury.
What does that mean? Does that just mean it's super dense?
Have you ever seen the Terminator? Okay, so you're the Terminator.
It flows out of the liquid state.
This looks extremely uncomfortable.
Are you comfortable?
My spine is made of solid rubber.
I thought you said it was liquid mercury.
This is the most uncomfortable chair ever.
It is, isn't it? So why are we here again?
Because I'm just a dork. We're here to be one with nature.
Guys, look at this. Your chakras.
Shut the fuck up. Tristan, all...
I've got my chakras right here.
Exactly. Tristan, don't you understand?
We were in the club. We beat some people up.
We punched them in the face. We need to realign our chakras with the nature and the universe.
Are we putting that into a confidential? Yes.
Okay, fine. We beat some people up.
After we're in the club and boozing hard with a bunch of fucking whores and big tits.
And now we need to go back to base and realign with the source.
That is my fucking base.
What do you mean that's your base? Well, beating the shit out of people after hanging around a bunch of girls with big fake tits is not your fucking spiritual base.
It's been my entire life.
But... It's what I know and do best.
It's my natural state of existence.
That is the worst spiritual base ever.
Can't be a spiritual base.
It's not very spiritual. I'm not fucking happy.
Can't you just enjoy the fucking nature?
Yeah, look at the clouds. Let's count them.
You're gonna be cold. Tristan, you're also going to be cold.
You're both going to be cold. Because it's getting colder and colder.
Sun's going down. Even I've got sweats and...
There's no...
There's no way a tricycle will heat you up in a way that you make unlimited heat.
But the tricycle won't help.
It's got four wheels, mate.
Bicycle training wheels, dickhead.
Okay. I don't actually know whether it's called a tricycle or not.
A tricycle is three wheels. That is clearly a bicycle with training wheels.
Isn't that the same thing?
No. Can you admit you're a monumental failure and there's not a vehicle on earth I can't drive?
Is she wrong? I might have to admit that.
Or this. I might have to admit that.
Emergency meeting! What do you mean there's an emergency?
You can't tricycle to the emergency.
It's not even an effective...
I can tell that that's way more effort than walking.
Well, Andy's just gliding here.
I'm walking with my big heavy legs.
Andy's just gliding at all. That's not gliding at all.
I see the effort. He's slowing down so you can keep up.
No. I'm just walking at a normal pace.
I'm not even walking fast. Now he's trying to catch up.
He's trying to speed it up.
Well, firstly, I can't get a lap. It's off the hill now.
I can't get a lap. I can't get a lap.
So tricycles are an ineffective boat of transportation.
That's a tricycle and we all know it.
Emergency meeting. Where? It's not an emergency.
Here. The ba- the- the goat.
Is that the emergency meeting alarm?
That we have a new one? Yeah, the goat.
That's emergency meeting. So until we sit down, it won't- we won't get anything.
The emergency meeting is sitting on the balcony of that cabin.
I don't know what we're talking about. It is, isn't it?
That one. But it's clearly there.
The goats calling us. The two goats.
The emergency goats.
They look like dumbasses as well.
I'll take out the fucking game, goat.
I actually think goats want beef.
I actually think he really wants it.
The goat wants beef, doesn't he?
But doesn't he realize that his neck being in that position is such a...
Imagine axe kick down.
Or up. A soccer kick up.
He wouldn't. Hey, he heard ya. Look at my tactics here, dude.
Alright, come on. Thank you, Brent.
Thank you for the fun. Thank you for the fun.
Thank you. Thank you.
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