Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - BUGATTI OWNER STREET FIGHT ☠️ | Tate Confidential Ep.148
Aired: 2022-07-27
Duration: 19:59


=== Elite Level Hydration (09:02) ===

[00:00:04]  It was at this moment that he knew.
[00:00:06]  He fucked up.
[00:00:08]  What's up, everything?
[00:00:10]  What's up, everything?
[00:00:20]  Take off my jacket, man.
[00:00:26]  I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[00:00:28]  I'm sorry.
[00:00:53]  The big ones.
[00:00:59]  Yes, 20 to zero bottles of sparkling water.
[00:01:04]  Elite level hydration.
[00:01:06]  Sorry? Yes, the big bottles, 20 to zero of them.
[00:01:13]  Cold. Yes, the large sparkling waters and cold please.
[00:01:19]  And ice, please. And lemons.
[00:01:25]  And yes, that's all.
[00:01:29]  Yes. Sounds perfect.
[00:01:31]  Thank you very much. So...
[00:01:38]  I didn't do this to us.
[00:01:40]  I wanted the ribeyes.
[00:01:42]  I wanted one ribeye.
[00:01:43]  We need elite level hydration.
[00:01:46]  This doesn't make sense.
[00:01:47]  Look... What is the number one thing humans need to stay alive?
[00:01:52]  Tristan says we're not drinking enough.
[00:01:54]  We're not having enough fun.
[00:01:55]  So they are going to drink all day.
[00:01:58]  All day. 20?
[00:02:00]  20? Is that 20 liters?
[00:02:02]  How much are these bottles? I think nearly a half.
[00:02:06]  30 liters. Nice.
[00:02:08]  So 10 liters each of water.
[00:02:11]  To start. As a start.
[00:02:14]  What do you mean as a start?
[00:02:16]  We're drinking all day long.
[00:02:18]  You can't go outside because the peasants are waiting for us.
[00:02:22]  We're sitting here drinking all along.
[00:02:25]  Someone would say, hey, what do you do when you're worth a hundred million dollars?
[00:02:29]  Water contest. Elite level hydration.
[00:02:37]  You also bought the course.
[00:02:39]  Course bought. Perfect.
[00:02:42]  Now I need you to have the secrets to elite level hydration.
[00:02:44]  The loop does.
[00:02:45]  ...the only way to achieve elite level high-grade...
[00:02:49]  Tristan! That can't be in the course!
[00:02:58]  Is that a part? This can't be a part.
[00:03:00]  This must be part eight. Elite level.
[00:03:03]  This actually might be elite level.
[00:03:05]  This might be truly elite.
[00:03:08]  I'll drink more water than both people.
[00:03:09]  You won't. No, you won't.
[00:03:12]  You won't.
[00:03:14]  We'll see. Nah, I'm just gonna edit out every single time he drinks water.
[00:03:21]  Teach him a lesson. Could be.
[00:03:25]  Take confidential. Wouldn't know if I did or did not do that.
[00:03:29]  Maybe I cut this out too.
[00:03:32]  So Triss is going the barbarian tactic.
[00:03:34]  I don't think I can do Barbarian.
[00:03:35]  Why have you made it bubbly? Made it super hard.
[00:03:37]  Yeah, it's like all bubbles. If he's doing the Barbarian tactic.
[00:03:40]  But I believe civilization will defeat the Barbarians if I just always drink it out of a nice glass.
[00:03:46]  You guys will drink it out of a bottle.
[00:03:47]  If I just drink it always out of a glass.
[00:03:51]  There's no way you're beating me. Nice and refreshing.
[00:03:59]  And I'm just going to make sure this never, ever is emptied.
[00:04:03]  Like the infinite glass.
[00:04:04]  Isn't there a legend about some infinite glass that never runs out?
[00:04:07]  He can't defeat me. What is boozing, Dave?
[00:04:12]  Tristan can drink liquids so fast.
[00:04:14]  He can! Your tactics are poor.
[00:04:19]  See why I did that? That is his tactic.
[00:04:22]  This is gonna work. There's a reason cups were invented.
[00:04:24]  Why would cups be invented if this is not the most ideal way to hydrate?
[00:04:27]  He's using poor tactics. You're gonna have to have one sip.
[00:04:30]  On my second bottle. You're gonna talk to me.
[00:04:34]  My mind. My mind's made of water.
[00:04:37]  My brain was a dry sponge and it's now expanding.
[00:04:40]  I can now see in 4D. I've been swimming inside of myself.
[00:04:45]  These aren't real. I didn't have enough blood.
[00:04:49]  And all I can do is force myself to make water.
[00:04:50]  This is seriously down one. He did, didn't he?
[00:04:52]  It amazes me.
[00:04:53]  This is pure carbonated sparkling water.
[00:04:58]  The bubbles do hurt.
[00:04:59]  They do. I feel like it's not beer or body.
[00:05:02]  One down. 50 each, yeah?
[00:05:07]  Yeah. Nice.
[00:05:10]  I'm making progress. I don't know how much because I don't even want to know.
[00:05:12]  I'm just going to keep pouring. You've drunk half of us.
[00:05:16]  Luke, you're nowhere near anymore.
[00:05:18]  I'm getting close. Look, it's almost done.
[00:05:22]  And mine's been nice and pleasant.
[00:05:24]  You guys look horrible.
[00:05:25]  It's not almost done. It's all in the glass.
[00:05:29]  So that's how you think it works, do you?
[00:05:31]  See, now I just have to drink my nice one little glass of water and continue on.
[00:05:37]  Nice pleasant. We're rich.
[00:05:40]  Why do we do this? Hydration.
[00:05:42]  Poor people actually couldn't do this.
[00:05:44]  This is a rich person only activity.
[00:05:47]  Yeah, probably. So the water has been given up on.
[00:05:54]  Not really. What do you mean not really?
[00:05:56]  You're just eating things now. Watermelon.
[00:05:58]  Exactly. I'm just eating instead of drinking.
[00:06:00]  It's beating up the process. I'm doing both.
[00:06:04]  Luke. Where's my glass?
[00:06:05]  You're on the same fucking glass!
[00:06:08]  Never ending. You're an embarrassment to this one.
[00:06:11]  For all you know, I'm down 20 giant bottles.
[00:06:14]  But it's all just gone through this glass.
[00:06:18]  Run for it. I ate them in.
[00:06:23]  Luke, I'd like you to know.
[00:06:25]  If you're on fire and all it would take is my piss to extinguish you, I would still take a long walk in the cold in the middle of the night to the toilet and piss in the toilet.
[00:06:37]  I would need to know something. If you caught on fire right here right now, I would drink each and every one of these bottles.
[00:06:45]  Each and every one.
[00:06:47]  I would drink all of them.
[00:06:50]  Slowly. This is your lesson about dedication to the cause.
[00:06:59]  What are we doing? Yeah!
[00:07:04]  Watermelon mess!
[00:07:08]  You guys keep calling me globetard, so it seems like it.
[00:07:11]  The earth is flat, Luke. I thought all the flat earth paintings.
[00:07:14]  Yeah, so, okay.
[00:07:15]  I mean, it's not flat.
[00:07:17]  You're a globetard.
[00:07:18]  You're a globetard. You think this isn't flat?
[00:07:21]  It's not. It's the world round.
[00:07:24]  Yes, it's a globe.
[00:07:27]  Globetard. Alright, so how's it flat then?
[00:07:32]  Prove to me it's flat. Look outside.
[00:07:35]  I see the curve.
[00:07:36]  He does these shit. I do.
[00:07:37]  I see the curve. Tell them more proof that it looks flat.
[00:07:40]  More proof. Did you know that not once in the history of space travel ever has any astronaut panned his camera around 360 degrees?
[00:07:50]  Not once. Why don't they?
[00:07:52]  What do you mean? Studios.
[00:07:54]  Studios, yeah. Images, yeah.
[00:07:56]  You're a globetard. Your name should be Luke the Duke.
[00:08:00]  When I said your name is Leek.
[00:08:02]  The Geek. Let me start calling him Lurrd.
[00:08:07]  Lork. Lork!
[00:08:11]  Lork the Globetar.
[00:08:12]  This is stupid. I'm not a Globetar.
[00:08:15]  You're a spacesuit. You can go up there and see it's flat.
[00:08:18]  But you ain't fucking gone. It's not flat.
[00:08:19]  That's why you're Lork the Globetar.
[00:08:20]  So is space fake? Is there even space?
[00:08:22]  Space is fake. You're Lork.
[00:08:24]  Space is CGI. So it's a dome?
[00:08:26]  Space is CGI. Yeah, it's a solid dome.
[00:08:27]  I'm gonna drink so much warmer than that.
[00:08:30]  There's not much. I'll drink all the water on the earth.
[00:08:35]  Then what? Then you could be thirsty.
[00:08:37]  What kind of name is Lork?
[00:08:39]  That's not my name. But why is he Lork?
[00:08:40]  It's not my name. Can everyone who wants to take confidential, please spam Lork's inbox calling him Lork.
[00:08:47]  I don't have an inbox. Yeah, he does on Instagram.
[00:08:49]  It's real lucky Lork. Tristan got slowed down by the bomb.
[00:08:57]  They got you, Tristan. Ah, so you touched kids.
[00:09:03]  Literally saw it. Caught red-handed.

=== Emergency Ya 4x4 (10:52) ===

[00:09:07]  Did you touch that kid?
[00:09:09]  Can we order bodies to the room?
[00:09:11]  Yes or no. Tristan, admit what happened.
[00:09:14]  We should go to the club. I'm just saying we should.
[00:09:18]  I want to get clear.
[00:09:19]  I don't want to, but I feel morally obligated.
[00:09:21]  I super don't want to. You know, I was saying this to you the other day, and I was saying, why does a salmon swim on the river?
[00:09:27]  It just feels like it happens to you.
[00:09:28]  Why does this fan not like it?
[00:09:30]  I don't know.
[00:09:36]  Everybody put your hands up in the air.
[00:09:53]  Come on, let me see your hands.
[00:10:13]  Everybody put your hands up in the air.
[00:11:06]  These men are sitting on a Bugatti Chiron Pure Sport that doesn't belong to them.
[00:11:11]  Unfortunately one of the owners is European Kickboxing Champion, Tristan Tate.
[00:11:24]  It was at this moment that he knew.
[00:11:33]  Keep fucked up.
[00:11:35]  X gon' give it to ya, he gon' give it to ya, X gon' give it to ya.
[00:11:39]  This kid is dangerous!
[00:12:02]  I don't think a Bugatti's ever traveled on roads like this.
[00:12:08]  It's a 4x4. Andrew, this isn't a 4x4.
[00:12:11]  It is four-wheel drive. I'm not even sure it can go over that bridge.
[00:12:14]  We have to go to the camping because we get to realign our shocker, so it's just a 4x4.
[00:12:18]  This isn't a 4x4.
[00:12:19]  It's going to happen to the bridge. Is it going to collapse?
[00:12:21]  Yeah, it might. And then we'll have to buy a new car.
[00:12:23]  No, this is like, what, 6 million euro?
[00:12:26]  No, but you can't...
[00:12:27]  It's not that easy.
[00:12:29]  It's like...
[00:12:30]  It's all rocks and stuff.
[00:12:34]  Is it going to collapse?
[00:12:44]  It's going to be okay.
[00:12:46]  Thank you for watching! Please subscribe!
[00:12:50]  Bro, there's holes.
[00:12:54]  It's level.
[00:13:04]  No one has ever, ever, ever driven a Bugatti here.
[00:13:16]  Ever. Who do you mean?
[00:13:18]  Never. Never in a million years.
[00:13:20]  This isn't a 4x4. It is.
[00:13:22]  We're in like the mountain villages.
[00:13:24]  Yeah? You don't bring Bugattis out in the mountain villages.
[00:13:27]  Why? Because even look at the mountain man looking at you being like, why does he...
[00:13:31]  They're asking why.
[00:13:32]  They're asking themselves why.
[00:13:33]  Who does this? He has so much money.
[00:13:37]  Can't afford another car. It's all about me.
[00:13:41]  Look at Mountain Woman.
[00:13:42]  She literally is wondering, who is this man?
[00:13:46]  That woman wants me. She does.
[00:13:48]  She probably does, to be honest.
[00:13:50]  She's curious about him. She's super curious.
[00:13:52]  I'd be super curious. I'm the big G. I'm the big G. And there's the Mountain Man.
[00:13:57]  Fuck him. I'll race him right now.
[00:13:59]  Come on, B. Okay, he would beat the mountain man in a race, I admit.
[00:14:05]  How about the road gets?
[00:14:06]  This is always the best off-road vehicle.
[00:14:08]  Look, just because it costs all that money doesn't mean I'm going to be like, oh, we can't go driving on terrible terrain, that's going to ruin it.
[00:14:14]  I'm all fucking gay.
[00:14:16]  That would be gay, wouldn't it?
[00:14:17]  So gay. But I definitely don't think the guy envisioned this when they were crafting the car.
[00:14:24]  Probably didn't envision to be smoking in it either.
[00:14:26]  Or fucking driving it drunk, full of girls.
[00:14:29]  Probably envisaged loads of shit that ain't gonna happen.
[00:14:31]  Listen, I don't adhere to the rules of the matrix.
[00:14:34]  I do things differently.
[00:14:38]  This is very different.
[00:14:40]  I will admit that this is very different.
[00:14:45]  Ice going into the mountains.
[00:14:47]  Yeah, I'm racing. A mountain race with a mountain man.
[00:14:56]  This is nice.
[00:15:15]  They have internet.
[00:15:17]  We're realigning our shop. There is no more internet, no more webverse.
[00:15:20]  No, there is.
[00:15:21]  We're here to live with the nature. We're going to live with the land.
[00:15:24]  We're going to stop living on the internet and booze in all the time.
[00:15:27]  We're going to do things for our hearts and souls.
[00:15:31]  So, phones in the grass.
[00:15:34]  Thanks for watching!
[00:15:37]  That looks absolutely super uncomfortable.
[00:15:41]  Like, look at your spine.
[00:15:44]  It's like in a sea.
[00:15:46]  It's not supposed to do that.
[00:15:48]  My spine's made of liquid mercury.
[00:15:51]  What does that mean? Does that just mean it's super dense?
[00:15:53]  Have you ever seen the Terminator? Okay, so you're the Terminator.
[00:15:56]  It flows out of the liquid state.
[00:15:58]  This looks extremely uncomfortable.
[00:16:01]  Are you comfortable?
[00:16:03]  My spine is made of solid rubber.
[00:16:07]  I thought you said it was liquid mercury.
[00:16:09]  This is the most uncomfortable chair ever.
[00:16:11]  It is, isn't it? So why are we here again?
[00:16:14]  Because I'm just a dork. We're here to be one with nature.
[00:16:17]  Guys, look at this. Your chakras.
[00:16:20]  Shut the fuck up. Tristan, all...
[00:16:22]  I've got my chakras right here.
[00:16:23]  Exactly. Tristan, don't you understand?
[00:16:24]  We were in the club. We beat some people up.
[00:16:27]  We punched them in the face. We need to realign our chakras with the nature and the universe.
[00:16:30]  Are we putting that into a confidential? Yes.
[00:16:32]  Okay, fine. We beat some people up.
[00:16:35]  After we're in the club and boozing hard with a bunch of fucking whores and big tits.
[00:16:38]  And now we need to go back to base and realign with the source.
[00:16:42]  That is my fucking base.
[00:16:44]  What do you mean that's your base? Well, beating the shit out of people after hanging around a bunch of girls with big fake tits is not your fucking spiritual base.
[00:16:50]  It's been my entire life.
[00:16:52]  But... It's what I know and do best.
[00:16:55]  It's my natural state of existence.
[00:16:57]  That is the worst spiritual base ever.
[00:16:58]  Can't be a spiritual base.
[00:16:59]  It's not very spiritual. I'm not fucking happy.
[00:17:01]  Can't you just enjoy the fucking nature?
[00:17:03]  Yeah, look at the clouds. Let's count them.
[00:17:09]  You're gonna be cold. Tristan, you're also going to be cold.
[00:17:13]  You're both going to be cold. Because it's getting colder and colder.
[00:17:16]  Sun's going down. Even I've got sweats and...
[00:17:19]  There's no...
[00:17:21]  There's no way a tricycle will heat you up in a way that you make unlimited heat.
[00:17:27]  But the tricycle won't help.
[00:17:30]  It's got four wheels, mate.
[00:17:36]  Bicycle training wheels, dickhead.
[00:17:39]  Okay. I don't actually know whether it's called a tricycle or not.
[00:17:42]  A tricycle is three wheels. That is clearly a bicycle with training wheels.
[00:17:46]  Isn't that the same thing?
[00:17:47]  No. Can you admit you're a monumental failure and there's not a vehicle on earth I can't drive?
[00:17:54]  Is she wrong? I might have to admit that.
[00:17:55]  Or this. I might have to admit that.
[00:17:59]  Emergency meeting! What do you mean there's an emergency?
[00:18:03]  You can't tricycle to the emergency.
[00:18:07]  It's not even an effective...
[00:18:08]  I can tell that that's way more effort than walking.
[00:18:10]  Well, Andy's just gliding here.
[00:18:12]  I'm walking with my big heavy legs.
[00:18:13]  Andy's just gliding at all. That's not gliding at all.
[00:18:15]  I see the effort. He's slowing down so you can keep up.
[00:18:20]  No. I'm just walking at a normal pace.
[00:18:22]  I'm not even walking fast. Now he's trying to catch up.
[00:18:26]  He's trying to speed it up.
[00:18:31]  Well, firstly, I can't get a lap. It's off the hill now.
[00:18:35]  I can't get a lap. I can't get a lap.
[00:18:39]  So tricycles are an ineffective boat of transportation.
[00:18:42]  That's a tricycle and we all know it.
[00:18:46]  Emergency meeting. Where? It's not an emergency.
[00:18:49]  Here. The ba- the- the goat.
[00:18:54]  Is that the emergency meeting alarm?
[00:18:56]  That we have a new one? Yeah, the goat.
[00:18:58]  That's emergency meeting. So until we sit down, it won't- we won't get anything.
[00:19:01]  The emergency meeting is sitting on the balcony of that cabin.
[00:19:03]  I don't know what we're talking about. It is, isn't it?
[00:19:06]  That one. But it's clearly there.
[00:19:09]  The goats calling us. The two goats.
[00:19:11]  The emergency goats.
[00:19:15]  They look like dumbasses as well.
[00:19:22]  I'll take out the fucking game, goat.
[00:19:25]  I actually think goats want beef.
[00:19:26]  I actually think he really wants it.
[00:19:31]  The goat wants beef, doesn't he?
[00:19:33]  But doesn't he realize that his neck being in that position is such a...
[00:19:36]  Imagine axe kick down.
[00:19:38]  Or up. A soccer kick up.
[00:19:40]  He wouldn't. Hey, he heard ya. Look at my tactics here, dude.
[00:19:47]  Alright, come on. Thank you, Brent.
[00:19:54]  Thank you for the fun. Thank you for the fun.
[00:19:58]  Thank you. Thank you.