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July 27, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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NEVER EAT SUSHI ON A PRIVATE JET ✈️🤮💥💀 | Tate Confidential Ep.146
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What? You see what's wrong, right?
It's not just me. I'm not going crazy.
Sushi! You're sushi!
Good show, man!
Good show, man!
Take one for the trip, man.
Good show, man!
Are we watching our life back?
We're watching Take Confidential in a private cinema.
Yeah. Best show ever.
Take Confidential, Take Confidential, Matrix inside of Inception Aikido.
And then one day we'll watch this episode of Take Confidential watching Take Confidential.
While doing Aikido in a Take Confidential.
We're starring Inception.
Now. We're in a five-star hotel.
There's a private cinema, deep underground London.
All the stabbing is above us.
We're down here. And they asked us, what movie do we want to watch?
And we said, the greatest movie in history.
Ah, it's Burger King!
You're boring. I'm in Romania.
You know what?
I'm eating nothing but Burger King.
Yeah, for COVID. No way.
That's a bad idea. Is Burger King shot?
It is. Shit.
Nice. So we go to London, and because we can't go on the street anymore...
Guys, I want to say something to take on that joke.
We are now so famous, we cannot walk the streets of London.
Everyone recognizes us instantly.
Yep. And, like, just comes up to us in huge groups, might get stabbed, whatever.
So now we have to hide.
So we're hiding Kensington's above us.
And we're hiding deep in a private cinema we've rented for a thousand pounds an hour to watch our own YouTube series.
Because we're too famous to go on the street.
Tristan, do you admit this is all your fault?
I might have to agree, Tristan.
Is this you on the TV right now?
That'd be mine. So who follows it?
Mine. Female. Yeah.
At least he admits it. So anyway, booze.
No, we don't need more booze.
So once you get an episode where I'm trying to convince you to booze.
And while you're filming, I'm trying to convince you to booze.
Ah, I remember this.
Yeah. We fucking got him!
We got him, didn't we? We fucking got you.
Andrew, we got you. Admit we got you.
This was a good episode.
This was a good episode. You know what?
This actually shows how much our life has changed.
Because back then, we were loser peasant brokies who made about 200,000 euro a month.
Literally. And now we make about three and a half million euros.
That was before I had the shoulder surgery.
Look at my Facebook. No, no.
That was before we flew on private jets.
Yeah. Look at you in the airport with a brokie.
I know. Flying first class.
First class like a brokie.
Like a fucking dork.
First class. Oh, business lounge.
Oh, business lounge.
Wait, is this booze? I bet you this is fucking booze.
Where's the booze? You were here. Welcome to the real world, Lucifer.
Yeah, I can.
Alright. Play it so I can tell myself off.
This is true. I caught myself saying something stupid.
Going to France. I said it's not whack, but it is.
It is whack. France is very whack.
I was naive.
I didn't know anything about business class.
Me being you. I was correct about booze, though.
Booze is actually ass, so he knows that.
And you know what?
To be honest, Tristan is more French than me.
To be honest, I was all wrong.
I'm more French than you.
You know what?
We're lucky. We're lucky that we can look back at our past selves.
And you can admit it. I can admit it.
You admit it. I admit it. Finally.
I admit it. After all these years, I've always been more friends.
Yeah, because we don't film enough.
I can't get my camera. Tristan just walks from his seat there, span in circles like that, and then downed his drink and shook it at us.
Why would I make that up?
You're a liar. My imagination is not that good.
It is. It's just what happened.
Wild imagination. Why are we drinking and eating popcorn on a private seminar on Tuesday night?
You two are losers. Is it Tuesday?
Some fucking broke-y day.
Yeah, I know it's a broke-y day, isn't it?
Definitely a broke-y day, but I feel like...
Is it Monday? Tristan, what do you...
Tristan, is it Monday or Tuesday?
It's not an answer. So we'll forever not know.
Isn't it sweetie? What do you think?
I'm guessing. What do you say Luke?
What do you say Luke? What is this?
Why are there shots here?
It's definitely a human mind.
It's 8 a.m. in the morning. You'd punch me.
The tooth bag has to make it any more lethal.
I mean, I can cure you with this ball.
Hold the ball in one hand, stab you with this ball.
Okay, how about this? I mean, I can cure you with this napkin.
The napkin doesn't add anything to it.
Yeah, welcome on board.
Thank you. Good news, Luke.
What? What's your favorite?
Body. It's not my favorite.
I don't like booze. I don't like any booze.
You don't like? Maybe we should spend this whole flight all sitting as far away from each other as possible.
One of us there, one of us here, one of us way back.
So we don't have to talk. So I don't want to talk to anyone.
Luke can go back to the Metaverse.
I could. But the Metaverse is $2,000 for 225 megabytes.
What are you, 4? That's literally unbelievable.
200 megabytes you can use in like two minutes.
Yeah, literally. We can afford to do that.
Yeah, but we're all going to have a hundred grand Wi-Fi bill.
Aikido. A hundred grand Wi-Fi bill Aikido.
A hundred grand Wi-Fi bill Aikido.
Fine. I'm connected to the Wi-Fi.
We're playing music the whole time.
Did Justin just make you admit it and he has none?
I admit you have made cigars.
I know your briefcase is in this trunk.
I know your briefcase is in this trunk.
No matter what, if I didn't want to open it, you'd never be able to get inside.
I know your briefcase is in this trunk.
I bet everything you want is in your trunk.
I bet everything you want is in your trunk.
We have three genetomics.
I have two aloe veras and three phenotics.
I have sushi for you. You ordered sushi, so I should...
I'm actually happy not to eat any food.
You'll have sushi.
And three genetomics.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You have to pick which one you think is the most important.
One or less.
I have two things to tell you, Tom.
One is less.
One is silent.
The other is most important.
And the other is gay.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm a cosmo.
I'm going to go get a drink.
I admit I've never liked my brother.
I admit that.
Cigar?
Nah, I'm fine.
You're right.
You don't want a cigar, do you?
We just go on giant jets.
We don't need a jet of this size.
It's literally, people don't realize how big it is because they think it's just this little section.
They don't realize just how big this thing is.
So there's cigars in both cases.
Yes, and a bunch of cigars in the back.
You got them. Basically all cigars.
In my indestructible briefcase.
It's not indestructible. It is.
Admit it. Admit you don't want cigars.
I admit I don't want cigars. You admit it.
What do you mean? Yeah, Tristan also does have a...
I admit it all. I admit it all.
You always admit it so easy.
Because I don't care.
Why do you always admit it? It's a stupid joke.
I would never admit it.
You just did. You're on camera.
A few moments ago. Andrew made it.
Yes, I admit that. It's not admitting Aikido.
No. False.
We do, don't we?
It's getting fucking insane.
It's getting stupid now.
Yep, no one realizes.
We do fucking 12 hour days every fucking day.
That's what wins. Seven days a week.
That's what wins. Everyone else just finds a little hospital and they go get drugs with the girls.
While we're drinking, the moosey bitch, making money, Aikido, no sleep, wake up, bench press while working.
Aikido. They don't know Aikido.
They don't know the Aikido. You can actually sleep and work and fuck at the same time.
All three. At least don't run.
At least don't run. Secret technique.
Very tiny.
Andrew, you need to stop now.
We can play music forever.
It's gonna be like a hundred thousand dollars.
How much megabyte is each song?
No, how many megabytes is each song though?
Megabytes. Come here, man.
Hey, here you go. I'm mega rich.
No, but how many megabytes is each song?
Oh, I think he's saying we're mega rich.
No, megabytes.
Megabytes. Oh, megabytes.
No, not bite.
Like, bite. No. No, no, no.
Megabytes. If you won't spend a hundred thousand euro on wi-fi, you're a broki.
Is that the definition of broki now?
Oh, money!
But it's just music, it's just sound waves.
Are you scared of noise? Listen, if you're scared of playing your own music and you can't afford it, what does that make you?
It might make you a broki.
You guys can't just drink and spend a hundred thousand dollars on wi-fi.
Whatever I like. No, but it's money!
What is this?
You can't just get giant private jet shake.
This is stupid.
This is stupid, but I have to do it, don't I? Welcome to the real world, Luke. Welcome to big school, Luke.
This is stupid. You're stupid.
You see what's wrong, right?
It's not just me. I'm not going crazy.
Here we go. Something terrible's happened.
I was at dinner.
I sat at a table with a full-grown man at dinner.
Full-grown man. He looked normal, looked like a normal dude.
And we're going through the menu.
What do we want to eat? What do we want to eat?
Steak, veal, going through the menu.
And he sits there and he says, hmm, I think I'll try the sushi.
Sushi? You're a sushi eater.
There's no power in sushi.
Look at this power.
This comes from the food I eat.
You're telling me you're gonna get power from sushi?
A little piece of floppy fish, some rice in a circle.
Raw fish.
What do you mean? He doesn't understand.
It's about fried chicken, man.
What the fuck is wrong with you? What kind of full-grown adult deliberately, not on accident, deliberately eats sushi?
I caught my brother ordering sushi to the house.
Listen, we're jet masters, and I demanded fried chicken.
Yes. Here you are with fucking the weakest food.
Do you know who eats sushi? Little fucking soy boys.
Little fucking fucking Democrats.
Oh, actually, I'd like a sushi.
They do. They don't go out for fried fucking chicken.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
There's no power in sushi.
Correct. Yes.
Next. How the fuck do you think we paid for this jet, you piece of shit?
Sumo wrestling. Fucking sumo wrestling.
Sumo. I'll sumo you any day, any time.
I'll still sumo you. Little sushi here.
If you were to take the last ten people who ate fried chicken, the last ten people who ate sushi and put them in a battle to the death, admit the fried chicken.
In America. Anywhere, bro.
In the world. In the world.
In the world. No, but that's not the last ten people, is it?
Now... I want you to admit what you've done.
Just admit it. It's fine if you admit it.
Admit what you've done. If I admit it, give me some chicken.
So he wants the power.
He wants the power. So you realize after a few...
If I admit it, can I have some chicken?
After a few bites of sushi, you realize there's zero power in there.
And you realize you made a grave mistake.
What is this, Warren?
I fucking hope not.
Oh ****. Smells like G&T to me, Lou!
Yeah, booze is poignant.
Booze is ass. What's annoying about this?
It's so cold. Yeah, it's so cold.
No, what's annoying is, if I was a scumbag loser, This could be one, and no one would know.
But, I'm a man of integrity.
And I will down gin and tonics.
How much it hurts my stomach.
While eating. No matter.
Disapprove a point. The easiest thing to fake online.
We do it for real.
We do it for real! No, but my lawsuit.
I promise you guys, it's real.
I'm not a very good actor.
It's ass. Welcome to the real world, Luke.
It's ass and it's real.
I wish we just made it.
I hate booze. Booze is pure poison.
Take confidential fans, I'm telling you.
You might think you like booze.
Booze is poison. The amount of booze we drink.
All the comments. I love the truth of you guys.
No, no. They're wrong.
They don't get it. I love when a flag comes together.
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop.
And it never stops. Let me tell you something about me.
My blood is heavily caffeinated.
All the time. I wake up and I have six coffees.
But I have about three cigars.
I'm heavily caffeinated.
Heavily nicotined. Gotta get some clues down.
Fried chicken. People always go, hey Tate, you look in such good shape, what's your meal plan?
Meal plan? It's true.
I'm naturally powerful.
Lemon slices in the booze.
Lemon slices, it's true.
I fucking hate booze.
Can we have three more G&Ts, please?
Let the real world in.
His ass.
I'm going to get a coffee.
Good.
Give me a minute. If I load the gun, you're scared.
I would genuinely be scared.
If I load the gun, you're scared a minute.
I would be scared if you load the gun.
Boom. Boom. That would worry me.
Boom. Wait. What?
You see that move.
You see that move. You see that move.
Wait. You know them wants. What?
You know them wants. Wait.
Wait, what the f-? We're not on- Wait, they move- We're not on a pro-boy chat.
Oh, sorry, nerd. I don't want to look at you.
Wait! Wait!
Wait a second, no!
Can you hear me? You've just been welcome to big school.
Big school has these chairs.
Holy shit. This can't be real.
Can't be real. No, it's time to turn the chair.
No, but we don't need booze. We have chairs.
We have chairs now.
We figure it out. They lock as well.
You can lock them. My heart hurts.
My fucking body.
My brain. At least you can have the vaccine.
Send for that! I fucking hate booze.
I don't know. Keep dreaming.
Over to the real world! Tristan enjoys the booze, Andrew hates the booze, but does it anyway.
And I just do it because both of them...
I love it when a plan comes together.
I wonder who will get that by us.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Only Ricks that... We might be Ricks.
Are we finally rich?
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