Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - NEVER EAT SUSHI ON A PRIVATE JET ✈️🤮💥💀 | Tate Confidential Ep.146
Aired: 2022-07-27
Duration: 20:09


=== Private Cinema Night (06:43) ===

[00:00:04]  What? You see what's wrong, right?
[00:00:05]  It's not just me. I'm not going crazy.
[00:00:09]  Sushi! You're sushi!
[00:00:11]  Good show, man!
[00:00:13]  Good show, man!
[00:00:24]  Take one for the trip, man.
[00:00:30]  Good show, man!
[00:00:32]  Are we watching our life back?
[00:00:46]  We're watching Take Confidential in a private cinema.
[00:00:48]  Yeah. Best show ever.
[00:00:52]  Take Confidential, Take Confidential, Matrix inside of Inception Aikido.
[00:00:57]  And then one day we'll watch this episode of Take Confidential watching Take Confidential.
[00:01:01]  While doing Aikido in a Take Confidential.
[00:01:05]  We're starring Inception.
[00:01:06]  Now. We're in a five-star hotel.
[00:01:08]  There's a private cinema, deep underground London.
[00:01:11]  All the stabbing is above us.
[00:01:13]  We're down here. And they asked us, what movie do we want to watch?
[00:01:17]  And we said, the greatest movie in history.
[00:01:20]  Ah, it's Burger King!
[00:01:27]  You're boring. I'm in Romania.
[00:01:30]  You know what?
[00:01:31]  I'm eating nothing but Burger King.
[00:01:35]  Yeah, for COVID. No way.
[00:01:37]  That's a bad idea. Is Burger King shot?
[00:01:40]  It is. Shit.
[00:01:42]  Nice. So we go to London, and because we can't go on the street anymore...
[00:01:45]  Guys, I want to say something to take on that joke.
[00:01:47]  We are now so famous, we cannot walk the streets of London.
[00:01:50]  Everyone recognizes us instantly.
[00:01:52]  Yep. And, like, just comes up to us in huge groups, might get stabbed, whatever.
[00:01:56]  So now we have to hide.
[00:01:58]  So we're hiding Kensington's above us.
[00:02:00]  And we're hiding deep in a private cinema we've rented for a thousand pounds an hour to watch our own YouTube series.
[00:02:07]  Because we're too famous to go on the street.
[00:02:09]  Tristan, do you admit this is all your fault?
[00:02:13]  I might have to agree, Tristan.
[00:02:15]  Is this you on the TV right now?
[00:02:16]  That'd be mine. So who follows it?
[00:02:18]  Mine. Female. Yeah.
[00:02:21]  At least he admits it. So anyway, booze.
[00:02:25]  No, we don't need more booze.
[00:02:27]  So once you get an episode where I'm trying to convince you to booze.
[00:02:29]  And while you're filming, I'm trying to convince you to booze.
[00:02:33]  Ah, I remember this.
[00:02:35]  Yeah. We fucking got him!
[00:02:37]  We got him, didn't we? We fucking got you.
[00:02:39]  Andrew, we got you. Admit we got you.
[00:02:41]  This was a good episode.
[00:02:43]  This was a good episode. You know what?
[00:02:45]  This actually shows how much our life has changed.
[00:02:48]  Because back then, we were loser peasant brokies who made about 200,000 euro a month.
[00:02:54]  Literally. And now we make about three and a half million euros.
[00:02:57]  That was before I had the shoulder surgery.
[00:02:59]  Look at my Facebook. No, no.
[00:03:01]  That was before we flew on private jets.
[00:03:03]  Yeah. Look at you in the airport with a brokie.
[00:03:05]  I know. Flying first class.
[00:03:07]  First class like a brokie.
[00:03:09]  Like a fucking dork.
[00:03:11]  First class. Oh, business lounge.
[00:03:14]  Oh, business lounge.
[00:03:15]  Wait, is this booze? I bet you this is fucking booze.
[00:03:18]  Where's the booze? You were here. Welcome to the real world, Lucifer.
[00:03:26]  Yeah, I can.
[00:03:28]  Alright. Play it so I can tell myself off.
[00:03:30]  This is true. I caught myself saying something stupid.
[00:03:37]  Going to France. I said it's not whack, but it is.
[00:03:43]  It is whack. France is very whack.
[00:03:45]  I was naive.
[00:03:47]  I didn't know anything about business class.
[00:03:50]  Me being you. I was correct about booze, though.
[00:03:53]  Booze is actually ass, so he knows that.
[00:03:57]  And you know what?
[00:03:59]  To be honest, Tristan is more French than me.
[00:04:01]  To be honest, I was all wrong.
[00:04:06]  I'm more French than you.
[00:04:08]  You know what?
[00:04:10]  We're lucky. We're lucky that we can look back at our past selves.
[00:04:14]  And you can admit it. I can admit it.
[00:04:15]  You admit it. I admit it. Finally.
[00:04:17]  I admit it. After all these years, I've always been more friends.
[00:04:25]  Yeah, because we don't film enough.
[00:04:29]  I can't get my camera. Tristan just walks from his seat there, span in circles like that, and then downed his drink and shook it at us.
[00:04:40]  Why would I make that up?
[00:04:41]  You're a liar. My imagination is not that good.
[00:04:43]  It is. It's just what happened.
[00:04:45]  Wild imagination. Why are we drinking and eating popcorn on a private seminar on Tuesday night?
[00:04:50]  You two are losers. Is it Tuesday?
[00:04:54]  Some fucking broke-y day.
[00:04:55]  Yeah, I know it's a broke-y day, isn't it?
[00:04:58]  Definitely a broke-y day, but I feel like...
[00:05:00]  Is it Monday? Tristan, what do you...
[00:05:02]  Tristan, is it Monday or Tuesday?
[00:05:07]  It's not an answer. So we'll forever not know.
[00:05:11]  Isn't it sweetie? What do you think?
[00:05:13]  I'm guessing. What do you say Luke?
[00:06:10]  What do you say Luke? What is this?
[00:06:12]  Why are there shots here?
[00:06:13]  It's definitely a human mind.
[00:06:22]  It's 8 a.m. in the morning. You'd punch me.
[00:06:28]  The tooth bag has to make it any more lethal.
[00:06:34]  I mean, I can cure you with this ball.
[00:06:37]  Hold the ball in one hand, stab you with this ball.
[00:06:39]  Okay, how about this? I mean, I can cure you with this napkin.
[00:06:41]  The napkin doesn't add anything to it.

=== Admit It All (03:56) ===

[00:06:47]  Yeah, welcome on board.
[00:06:48]  Thank you. Good news, Luke.
[00:06:52]  What? What's your favorite?
[00:06:55]  Body. It's not my favorite.
[00:06:57]  I don't like booze. I don't like any booze.
[00:06:59]  You don't like? Maybe we should spend this whole flight all sitting as far away from each other as possible.
[00:07:04]  One of us there, one of us here, one of us way back.
[00:07:06]  So we don't have to talk. So I don't want to talk to anyone.
[00:07:09]  Luke can go back to the Metaverse.
[00:07:10]  I could. But the Metaverse is $2,000 for 225 megabytes.
[00:07:18]  What are you, 4? That's literally unbelievable.
[00:07:22]  200 megabytes you can use in like two minutes.
[00:07:25]  Yeah, literally. We can afford to do that.
[00:07:28]  Yeah, but we're all going to have a hundred grand Wi-Fi bill.
[00:07:31]  Aikido. A hundred grand Wi-Fi bill Aikido.
[00:07:35]  A hundred grand Wi-Fi bill Aikido.
[00:07:41]  Fine. I'm connected to the Wi-Fi.
[00:07:43]  We're playing music the whole time.
[00:07:47]  Did Justin just make you admit it and he has none?
[00:07:50]  I admit you have made cigars.
[00:07:52]  I know your briefcase is in this trunk.
[00:07:55]  I know your briefcase is in this trunk.
[00:07:57]  No matter what, if I didn't want to open it, you'd never be able to get inside.
[00:08:01]  I know your briefcase is in this trunk.
[00:08:06]  I bet everything you want is in your trunk.
[00:08:08]  I bet everything you want is in your trunk.
[00:08:09]  We have three genetomics.
[00:08:11]  I have two aloe veras and three phenotics.
[00:08:15]  I have sushi for you. You ordered sushi, so I should...
[00:08:19]  I'm actually happy not to eat any food.
[00:08:22]  You'll have sushi.
[00:08:24]  And three genetomics.
[00:08:26]  Thank you.
[00:08:27]  You're welcome.
[00:08:28]  You have to pick which one you think is the most important.
[00:08:31]  One or less.
[00:08:32]  I have two things to tell you, Tom.
[00:08:34]  One is less.
[00:08:36]  One is silent.
[00:08:39]  The other is most important.
[00:08:47]  And the other is gay.
[00:08:50]  Ha ha ha ha ha!
[00:08:52]  I'm a cosmo.
[00:08:55]  I'm going to go get a drink.
[00:08:56]  I admit I've never liked my brother.
[00:09:00]  I admit that.
[00:09:02]  Cigar?
[00:09:04]  Nah, I'm fine.
[00:09:06]  You're right.
[00:09:08]  You don't want a cigar, do you?
[00:09:17]  We just go on giant jets.
[00:09:19]  We don't need a jet of this size.
[00:09:24]  It's literally, people don't realize how big it is because they think it's just this little section.
[00:09:29]  They don't realize just how big this thing is.
[00:09:31]  So there's cigars in both cases.
[00:09:47]  Yes, and a bunch of cigars in the back.
[00:09:49]  You got them. Basically all cigars.
[00:09:53]  In my indestructible briefcase.
[00:09:55]  It's not indestructible. It is.
[00:09:59]  Admit it. Admit you don't want cigars.
[00:10:04]  I admit I don't want cigars. You admit it.
[00:10:06]  What do you mean? Yeah, Tristan also does have a...
[00:10:08]  I admit it all. I admit it all.
[00:10:11]  You always admit it so easy.
[00:10:15]  Because I don't care.
[00:10:16]  Why do you always admit it? It's a stupid joke.
[00:10:18]  I would never admit it.
[00:10:20]  You just did. You're on camera.
[00:10:23]  A few moments ago. Andrew made it.
[00:10:24]  Yes, I admit that. It's not admitting Aikido.
[00:10:35]  No. False.

=== Admitting All (02:41) ===

[00:10:44]  We do, don't we?
[00:10:49]  It's getting fucking insane.
[00:10:50]  It's getting stupid now.
[00:10:56]  Yep, no one realizes.
[00:10:57]  We do fucking 12 hour days every fucking day.
[00:11:02]  That's what wins. Seven days a week.
[00:11:04]  That's what wins. Everyone else just finds a little hospital and they go get drugs with the girls.
[00:11:08]  While we're drinking, the moosey bitch, making money, Aikido, no sleep, wake up, bench press while working.
[00:11:16]  Aikido. They don't know Aikido.
[00:11:17]  They don't know the Aikido. You can actually sleep and work and fuck at the same time.
[00:11:23]  All three. At least don't run.
[00:11:25]  At least don't run. Secret technique.
[00:11:29]  Very tiny.
[00:11:31]  Andrew, you need to stop now.
[00:11:39]  We can play music forever.
[00:11:43]  It's gonna be like a hundred thousand dollars.
[00:11:46]  How much megabyte is each song?
[00:11:51]  No, how many megabytes is each song though?
[00:11:55]  Megabytes. Come here, man.
[00:11:56]  Hey, here you go. I'm mega rich.
[00:12:00]  No, but how many megabytes is each song?
[00:12:03]  Oh, I think he's saying we're mega rich.
[00:12:06]  No, megabytes.
[00:12:08]  Megabytes. Oh, megabytes.
[00:12:09]  No, not bite.
[00:12:11]  Like, bite. No. No, no, no.
[00:12:21]  Megabytes. If you won't spend a hundred thousand euro on wi-fi, you're a broki.
[00:12:26]  Is that the definition of broki now?
[00:12:28]  Oh, money!
[00:12:30]  But it's just music, it's just sound waves.
[00:12:32]  Are you scared of noise? Listen, if you're scared of playing your own music and you can't afford it, what does that make you?
[00:12:39]  It might make you a broki.
[00:12:42]  You guys can't just drink and spend a hundred thousand dollars on wi-fi.
[00:12:45]  Whatever I like. No, but it's money!
[00:12:51]  What is this?
[00:12:58]  You can't just get giant private jet shake.
[00:13:00]  This is stupid.
[00:13:03]  This is stupid, but I have to do it, don't I? Welcome to the real world, Luke. Welcome to big school, Luke.
[00:13:21]  This is stupid. You're stupid.

=== Something Terrible Happened (05:34) ===

[00:13:25]  You see what's wrong, right?
[00:13:31]  It's not just me. I'm not going crazy.
[00:13:37]  Here we go. Something terrible's happened.
[00:13:40]  I was at dinner.
[00:13:41]  I sat at a table with a full-grown man at dinner.
[00:13:46]  Full-grown man. He looked normal, looked like a normal dude.
[00:13:49]  And we're going through the menu.
[00:13:51]  What do we want to eat? What do we want to eat?
[00:13:53]  Steak, veal, going through the menu.
[00:13:56]  And he sits there and he says, hmm, I think I'll try the sushi.
[00:14:04]  Sushi? You're a sushi eater.
[00:14:07]  There's no power in sushi.
[00:14:10]  Look at this power.
[00:14:15]  This comes from the food I eat.
[00:14:18]  You're telling me you're gonna get power from sushi?
[00:14:21]  A little piece of floppy fish, some rice in a circle.
[00:14:26]  Raw fish.
[00:14:28]  What do you mean? He doesn't understand.
[00:14:31]  It's about fried chicken, man.
[00:14:33]  What the fuck is wrong with you? What kind of full-grown adult deliberately, not on accident, deliberately eats sushi?
[00:14:40]  I caught my brother ordering sushi to the house.
[00:14:45]  Listen, we're jet masters, and I demanded fried chicken.
[00:14:50]  Yes. Here you are with fucking the weakest food.
[00:14:52]  Do you know who eats sushi? Little fucking soy boys.
[00:14:55]  Little fucking fucking Democrats.
[00:14:57]  Oh, actually, I'd like a sushi.
[00:14:59]  They do. They don't go out for fried fucking chicken.
[00:15:02]  What the fuck is wrong with people?
[00:15:03]  There's no power in sushi.
[00:15:08]  Correct. Yes.
[00:15:09]  Next. How the fuck do you think we paid for this jet, you piece of shit?
[00:15:12]  Sumo wrestling. Fucking sumo wrestling.
[00:15:15]  Sumo. I'll sumo you any day, any time.
[00:15:19]  I'll still sumo you. Little sushi here.
[00:15:21]  If you were to take the last ten people who ate fried chicken, the last ten people who ate sushi and put them in a battle to the death, admit the fried chicken.
[00:15:28]  In America. Anywhere, bro.
[00:15:29]  In the world. In the world.
[00:15:31]  In the world. No, but that's not the last ten people, is it?
[00:15:39]  Now... I want you to admit what you've done.
[00:15:41]  Just admit it. It's fine if you admit it.
[00:15:43]  Admit what you've done. If I admit it, give me some chicken.
[00:15:47]  So he wants the power.
[00:15:49]  He wants the power. So you realize after a few...
[00:15:52]  If I admit it, can I have some chicken?
[00:15:53]  After a few bites of sushi, you realize there's zero power in there.
[00:15:57]  And you realize you made a grave mistake.
[00:16:01]  What is this, Warren?
[00:16:05]  I fucking hope not.
[00:16:07]  Oh ****. Smells like G&T to me, Lou!
[00:16:12]  Yeah, booze is poignant.
[00:16:14]  Booze is ass. What's annoying about this?
[00:16:22]  It's so cold. Yeah, it's so cold.
[00:16:24]  No, what's annoying is, if I was a scumbag loser, This could be one, and no one would know.
[00:16:33]  But, I'm a man of integrity.
[00:16:35]  And I will down gin and tonics.
[00:16:38]  How much it hurts my stomach.
[00:16:40]  While eating. No matter.
[00:16:42]  Disapprove a point. The easiest thing to fake online.
[00:16:45]  We do it for real.
[00:16:47]  We do it for real! No, but my lawsuit.
[00:16:51]  I promise you guys, it's real.
[00:16:53]  I'm not a very good actor.
[00:16:57]  It's ass. Welcome to the real world, Luke.
[00:17:00]  It's ass and it's real.
[00:17:02]  I wish we just made it.
[00:17:06]  I hate booze. Booze is pure poison.
[00:17:10]  Take confidential fans, I'm telling you.
[00:17:11]  You might think you like booze.
[00:17:13]  Booze is poison. The amount of booze we drink.
[00:17:16]  All the comments. I love the truth of you guys.
[00:17:18]  No, no. They're wrong.
[00:17:19]  They don't get it. I love when a flag comes together.
[00:17:22]  When you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop.
[00:17:24]  And it never stops. Let me tell you something about me.
[00:17:26]  My blood is heavily caffeinated.
[00:17:29]  All the time. I wake up and I have six coffees.
[00:17:32]  But I have about three cigars.
[00:17:33]  I'm heavily caffeinated.
[00:17:35]  Heavily nicotined. Gotta get some clues down.
[00:17:38]  Fried chicken. People always go, hey Tate, you look in such good shape, what's your meal plan?
[00:17:45]  Meal plan? It's true.
[00:17:50]  I'm naturally powerful.
[00:17:52]  Lemon slices in the booze.
[00:17:54]  Lemon slices, it's true.
[00:17:56]  I fucking hate booze.
[00:17:58]  Can we have three more G&Ts, please?
[00:18:00]  Let the real world in.
[00:18:04]  His ass.
[00:18:08]  I'm going to get a coffee.
[00:18:10]  Good.
[00:18:11]  Give me a minute. If I load the gun, you're scared.
[00:18:16]  I would genuinely be scared.
[00:18:18]  If I load the gun, you're scared a minute.
[00:18:20]  I would be scared if you load the gun.
[00:18:22]  Boom. Boom. That would worry me.
[00:18:24]  Boom. Wait. What?
[00:18:27]  You see that move.
[00:18:28]  You see that move. You see that move.
[00:18:29]  Wait. You know them wants. What?
[00:18:31]  You know them wants. Wait.
[00:18:33]  Wait, what the f-? We're not on- Wait, they move- We're not on a pro-boy chat.
[00:18:38]  Oh, sorry, nerd. I don't want to look at you.
[00:18:42]  Wait! Wait!
[00:18:44]  Wait a second, no!
[00:18:45]  Can you hear me? You've just been welcome to big school.
[00:18:49]  Big school has these chairs.
[00:18:51]  Holy shit. This can't be real.
[00:18:53]  Can't be real. No, it's time to turn the chair.
[00:18:56]  No, but we don't need booze. We have chairs.
[00:18:59]  We have chairs now.

=== Can't Be Real (01:09) ===

[00:19:00]  We figure it out. They lock as well.
[00:19:03]  You can lock them. My heart hurts.
[00:19:07]  My fucking body.
[00:19:09]  My brain. At least you can have the vaccine.
[00:19:12]  Send for that! I fucking hate booze.
[00:19:15]  I don't know. Keep dreaming.
[00:19:17]  Over to the real world! Tristan enjoys the booze, Andrew hates the booze, but does it anyway.
[00:19:22]  And I just do it because both of them...
[00:19:24]  I love it when a plan comes together.
[00:19:41]  I wonder who will get that by us.
[00:19:42]  I love it when a plan comes together.
[00:19:44]  Only Ricks that... We might be Ricks.
[00:20:08]  Are we finally rich?