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July 27, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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TESTING A RUSSIAN SUPERCAR | Tate Confidential Ep.145
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Russian Supercar Mystery 00:07:30
What is this? So where's Andrew?
Don't know. What are you doing?
I'm squeezing a hand squeezer.
If I do it a million times a day, I'll become powerful enough to crush a grapefruit with the power of my mind.
Is God punishing us?
The new Porsche is here and it's raining.
So, I'm driving the rain.
That's not exactly what you do when a new Porsche comes.
The Porsche has been done and it's yours and you can drive any time you like.
Yeah, but it's raining. So?
Is that why Andrew left?
He knew it was going to rain?
Listen, Luke. If I squeeze this a million times a day, the grapefruit won't even need my hand to crush it.
I can just crush it with the power of my mind.
That's what you should do when it's raining.
This is stupid. 999,999?
A million. That's a million today.
No, it's not. I have to do a million for a week.
No, you've been doing it for a while, but that's not been a million.
Did you count? No.
Because I was counting. This is stupid.
Why? I don't know.
What? Andrew said, and you said, there were no more cars to buy.
There are none.
Build a magazine, we have all the cars.
I have, while Andrew's away doing his shit, purchased a new car.
The best car.
We don't need cars in this.
One of the best cars ever made.
Pagani Shmagani.
You know all the car brands, but are you familiar with Russian supercars?
No. I don't think they make it.
There is a Russian supercar.
I don't think those exist. That exists.
They absolutely do exist.
I don't think they do. And with everything going on in Russia and Ukraine right now, I thought it would be difficult to get my hands on one of You didn't get a Russian supercar.
I absolutely did.
It's parked outside.
For all of you guys who take confidential, and you can drive the Bugatti every day.
The Rolls Royce, the Lambo.
I don't want it. I have a new car that transcends every other vehicle in terms of coolness, speed, sleek design.
The Russians do some things right, I'm telling you.
They don't have a supercar brand.
I've never heard of a supercar Russian brand ever.
You're going to come outside and you're about to see.
Welcome to big school. He doesn't, he's lying.
So Tristan claims to have this super cool car.
He kept saying, film me drive in, as if...
He didn't buy a Pagani, and there's no such thing as a Russian supercar, so...
It might be a joke, maybe he's trying to lock me out the house.
Alright, it's definitely a car.
Thanks for watching!
Honk honk!
What is this?
What is that?
Told you Luke. What is that? A supercar.
That's not a Russian supercar.
It's a Russian supercar. I was very close.
That's all right. It's close, but it's fine.
Russia's supercar, Lou. What do you think?
It's not a Russia supercar. It is a Russia supercar.
What is it? This is a Lada 1500.
This is the coolest car in the world.
What does that mean? Admit it's the coolest car that we own.
It was made in the USSR. It's not the coolest car we own.
Well, I'm driving it everywhere. Club, restaurant, Italy.
We have a Bugatti. I'll drive it to Saint-Tropez.
You could drive the Bugatti. Would it even get there?
You could drive the Bugatti.
This will get anywhere, mate. This came all the way here from Moscow.
I don't think it'll get anywhere.
I love it. I don't give a shit if you like it right now.
It doesn't even have a mirror on this side.
It doesn't need a mirror on that side.
It's actually got really good visibility.
To be fair, besides the Rolls-Royce, this car probably has the best visibility of any car that we own.
That can't be true. It's completely true.
Besides the Rolls-Royce, best visibility.
It literally doesn't have a right mirror.
But you can still see completely.
So how could you see here where I'm standing?
I don't need to. I don't want to look at you.
Why would I try to look at you?
Steel construction? Heavy steel?
It's steel? None of this crappy carbon fiber these cars made out of.
Yeah, but they're made out of carbon fiber for a reason.
Yeah, this steel is stronger.
No, but it's supposed to crunch up.
It's not supposed to be strong.
Otherwise, all the energy goes into you, the little person inside.
I think the top automotive engineers of 1979 Moscow know a little bit more than you.
That's right, 1979.
That's when this car was built.
All original parts.
Paint, windows, the engine, the oil, brake fluid.
All original. Okay, so to clarify, this is not a Russian supercar.
Is it? Is it Russian?
It might be Russian. Will this turn heads when you're driving down the street?
I don't think so.
I think it will. It's kind of just a plain car.
It's not a plain car. It's very small.
This is something special. This is something special.
That is not something special.
This is something special.
I'm just trying to take confidential viewers the actual special things.
Yeah, like the Bugatti.
Lots of people have car collections in the world.
Admit that I might be the only man in the world who has a Bugatti and a Lada 1500.
You might be that man because no other Bugatti owner wants a Lada.
Maybe he's a Russian oligarch who's rich enough and G enough to find himself a working Lada.
Windscreen hypers work.
It's a beautiful car, dude. I know you're jealous.
I'm not jealous. I don't think Andrew's going to be jealous either.
Andrew's going to be super jealous. I'm leaving it parked here.
I moved the Lambo on purpose because I think this needs the premier parking spot so people see it when they walk into the house.
The Ferrari's pretty cool.
The Rolls, yes, and they're pretty cool.
Boom! Right in the middle.
So we're just going to have this parked here forever and it's just going to rot.
It's my car. I know, but you're never going to actually drive it.
That's a boss key.
None of this fancy lights and buttons and switches like the fucking BMW and the Rolls.
Doesn't that mean it's easy to steal?
If someone tries to steal this lot out, they're fucking dead.
This is my pride and joy.
What is the War Room?
Leave the Room Upside Down 00:10:28
The War Room is the greatest global network which exists on planet Earth.
The War Room is a global organization with members, bases, and influence in over 70 countries.
The network contains varied expertise which allows them to exert influence globally.
Every member has either achieved or is working towards the ultimate goal of all intelligent men.
Freedom. In a world of slavery, despite heavy infiltration of media channels, attempts have been made to silence known leadership.
However, their influence has increased.
The spread is accelerating.
We have identified a new suspect associated with the growth of the organization.
The Matrix cannot allow these minds to be free.
Once understood, the Matrix can be exploited.
They know how to bend our rules.
They know how to win the game.
Our control mechanisms rely on ignorance, on isolation.
This network is teaching the truth.
They must be stopped.
It is imperative we attempt to I put the table upside down.
You did? Tristan put his stool upside down.
Let me... So this is our table now.
Okay. Put the remote upside down.
It's true. Okay.
I think I'm beginning to understand.
Wait a second. Hey, hi.
Hi. My table.
Do you admit we loudly did an upside down vault?
Do you admit we reversed gravity?
Hey guys.
Nice.
I think I'm starting to understand.
Luke, do you admit that we've reversed gravity?
We may have. We might be able to.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Do you admit that gravity is now inversed?
It might be. Look, my Walter is not leaving the mall.
It's just what multi-millionaires do in suites in London.
Why are we even in this hotel?
Why are we even in London? Wait a second.
That is a thing! I saw it!
I'm thinking of opening a time vortex.
That doesn't mean anything. If I open a hole in space-time, I'd open a time vortex.
Okay. Because time doesn't exist, only clocks exist.
Yes, true. So if I go back in time and destroy the clocks, then we can live in a world where no one ever dies.
Do you agree with that, Luke? It sounds like nonsense, like you guys look at the tables.
Like... If I open the time vortex and destroy all the clocks, we'll all live forever.
But that's not time vortex, that's just alcohol.
If you drink loads of alcohol, doesn't time pass quicker?
No. Alright Luke, if you had to stay- If you passed out from booze, would time disappear?
Sort of. Well let me ask you a question Luke.
You can tell the time on this watch if I showed you the watch right now, correct?
After 40 vodkas, It's blurry, correct?
Okay. So all minutes and hours of the day fade into one another.
No, but they still pass. No, they don't.
So if I destroy all the clocks, we'll live forever.
Time isn't real. Clocks are real.
The problem is, when you open a time vortex, you need two points for the ions to travel between.
Yeah, I hear you. Two!
Ah! I see!
I see where this is going!
Okay, but why is booze involved?
Luke, why does the booze need to open the ion port?
Because if you had your space suit on, we could transcend through space time without the need for this boozing.
But you never fucking do, do you, Luke?
Ever, ever. What do geese do?
They fly. Correct?
Okay. And you walk like a stupid wingless duck.
You walk? No, I fly.
You don't fly. That's a lie.
No, you just haven't drank enough.
You're thinking in black and white, and I'm thinking in gray.
Yeah. You moved, and you moved left.
There's nothing more refreshing there is than meat gray goose.
Refreshing. I don't even need a chaser.
I don't want one. Come on, Luke.
Drink your booze. Drink your booze, Luke.
Drink your booze, yes it is.
We have to open an iron portal, Luke.
Drink your booze.
It's not through booze.
It is. It's not.
It tastes like hairspray and it makes you want to vomit.
It tastes like hairspray.
Makes me want to walk.
That's how you travel through time?
Can you admit that we are now at a different time than we were a minute ago?
The time has changed. Do you admit the time has changed?
I do feel the eye off. I feel them.
Alright, phone charger.
We've got our iPhone charger here.
So what are we doing? We're going downstairs with no phones.
No work, no networks.
I need the networks. So I'm taking this phone to film Tech Confidential and besides that we leave all of our phones here.
Is that the plan? There's a time vortex,
Luke! Which direction did I throw the spoon?
You threw it that way. But it hit you.
Because I bent it!
No, because I bent it!
Through the wormhole, out the other side.
Out the other side. Come on, Luke.
We're going with pints. Pints. Pints, let's go.
We need drinking. Pints, let's go.
Let's go. Let's go, Luke.
Final thing I need to do.
Final? Look at him on his laptop.
You speak to the world through your fingers like a f***ing incel.
Fuck this. No phones.
Leave your phone here. Leave your phone here.
Drop it, Luke. No phones.
Take confidential filming only.
This hotel costs £2,500 a day to stay in.
Do you realize that, Luke?
I do. I do realize that.
You realize that this hotel costs £2,500?
And you guys want me to leave the room.
Per room, per night. You guys want me to leave the room.
Waste the room. Waste the nice room.
Go on, Luke. Handle it.
Go wait for the emergency. What emergency?
You have to press the button for the wheelchair for the people to come take you and push you.
I press the button. Can't you hear it beeping? No.
I'm in your wheelchair right now.
I am. I admit it.
What's this? Nothing.
Knew it. Right, so loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of booze, yeah?
No. Picking up money.
I need it. There's two pints.
Luke, what's your favorite animal?
Bye.
Bye!
Bye!
Luke is so upset that he has no electronic devices.
Metaverse is inside of me.
No, you can't exist in the Metaverse in your mind.
I can't. You don't have access. I do.
No, you don't. You can't communicate through your fingers.
I don't need to communicate. I just need to think about what I'm going to communicate in the future.
Saving me time now.
What's your favorite animal? I'll be back to you in a sec.
Is it a fish? One second.
What is your favourite colour?
One second, Tristan. Maybe he's the one we can plug into the mainframe, who's mine.
Admit your favorite color is rainbow.
London's alright in the sunshine.
It is. He's in the shade.
You're in the shade. Looks like he's in the shade.
Clear sun. Shade.
Do you know what shade's caused by?
No. Homoerotic fantasies.
Ah. It all makes sense now.
It does, doesn't it? Yeah. Luke, you are in the shade.
No, I'm in the sunlight. You're in the sunlight.
I'm in the sunlight. You can't prove that.
You know what? I can. Nope.
Because I'm going to film you right back.
I'm in the sunlight. I'm gonna film you right back being in the shade and I have sun on me.
No. Your phone has been programmed by you to make it look like I'm in the shade when in fact I'm in the sun.
The bright warm sun is healing me.
Listen, I think we need to go somewhere that we haven't been in a long time.
We always come to London.
All we do is complain about it. We always end up here.
Let's go to the moon. You don't have your space suit.
I don't have my space suit but they might give me one.
Let's get bikes and do as him and go cycling.
That does not sound fun.
Let's take the supercars and drive through Europe again.
Tristan, what are we doing?
I mean, I don't have to inform you because you heard him.
Inform me of what? Tristan said he's not talking to you.
Can you let Tristan know that even if he doesn't talk to me, I'll just talk to him through you.
Hi, Tristan. Do you really want me to explain what Andrew said?
I'm not talking to Andrew, but I'm not listening to you.
Shit. Over here.
Oh, caviar. Alright, so we agree.
Caviar. So that means we have to go to...
Belarus Again? 00:00:13
We're Belarus again?
Thank you. What?
You see what's wrong, right?
It's not just me. I'm not going crazy.
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