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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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DIAMONDS FIX THE UNIVERSE | Tate Confidential Ep. 132
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Cobra killed the python. I walked in there and I was like, I like that junkie.
What is it? She's like, python. She goes, it's the only one we've ever made.
How much before she told me the price I'll Go I I
Oh, would you look at the time, Luke?
Thank you for watching!
Okay. It is super nice.
I'll admit, super nice. Luke, if you were blind and you had to know the time, what would you do?
What's the time? Correct.
And I would say...
Diamond time.
Luke, if you were blind...
Okay....and you had to tell someone you were hungry, what would you do?
That? That's what I do.
Do you know what I'd do if I was blind and I felt something I was hungry?
What? I'd say, hey, I'm hungry.
Okay, you got me.
I got soup for God.
I admit it. Luke, if you were blind and you had to know the time, what would you do?
What's the time? Correct.
And I would say...
Diamond time.
You need me, and you need me to have this watch, Luke.
The day you go blind, you'll be very thankful I have this diamond watch.
Can you admit that? Otherwise, you'll never know what time it is ever again.
No, but even if you just had your phone, I'd just ask you.
Phone. Shmoan!
You don't need more watches.
I think... I knew I didn't have enough diamonds.
Now I have this. I feel like I have enough diamonds for a while.
You do. You do.
I agree. I feel like I have enough diamonds.
Probably for life. Life.
Or close, yeah. I was thinking more...
24 to 48 hours.
What? No.
I think I've got enough diamonds for like 48 hours.
But after two days, it's going to be a bit like, okay.
You know? No, no, I don't know.
No, no one needs...
No, that's enough diamonds for a lifetime.
I'm glad you agree. I'm glad you agree. Where are we?
Did you ask the time? No, I asked where are we.
Oh, Pagani. What do you mean Pagani?
Well, we don't have to Pagani yet, but, so I thought, don't really need a Pagani house.
Sorry. Wait, a Pagani?
Yeah. What do you mean? That's what I mean.
So I thought, we don't have to Pagani yet, don't really need a Pagani car, and maybe I should get Pagani house.
What? A Pagani apartment.
So I'm with the big G. We gotta look at the Bugatti Vanhap.
So I'm with the boss.
Most exclusive project in Dubai.
Most exclusive project in Dubai.
What do you want? What the fuck else would we be doing?
So it's not finished because you get to decide exactly what we want.
We've got our main man here, security, keeping us safe.
The big G. So basically what I'm thinking is, what do you mean?
What are you doing? What is this?
It's like the most prestigious building.
It's going to be the most prestigious penthouse one of one in Dubai.
Because we have the Bugatti, so I decided I didn't need a Pagani, but I need something Pagani.
So I'm going to have a Pagani penthouse in Dubai, which costs much more than a Pagani car.
Like I know right now you're looking at it going, what is this?
But when it's done with Pagani furniture, imagine, couch, hoax.
Okay. Couch.
Hose. Okay.
Little pool. Indoor war.
Hose. A chair.
Hose. Okay. Hose on the floor.
Next, just on the floor. Floor hoe.
Floor hoe. Floor hoe. Floor hoe?
Floor hoe. We've got hooks from the ceiling, and hoes can attach themselves by harnesses and just hang them.
Sky hose. Sky hose!
Okay. Okay.
Bam! Okay, so core two.
Then we go to the globe.
What do you mean the globe? See what I'm saying?
What is this?
I'm going to say, look, make my globe cool.
It's got to have all lights and shit.
The globe. Globe hose.
Globe hose. Globe hose.
We can make it like a world and we can start like from South America to all the way around to Russia to the Chinese region.
Okay! Yeah, the Globe House!
It is Trump change, isn't it?
Shit! Shit!
It is, isn't it? That's it?
Okay. We get to sit with Mr.
Pagani himself and design it.
You know what's crazy? I'll buy this and any other YouTube channel would make a very in-depth, proper camera documentary on buying it and how they expect it out and all the leather.
It's going to be me and you on an iPhone talking shit in this penthouse, putting in no effort, no editorial fucking energy.
Zero. And we wonder why our YouTube channel doesn't work.
No, but ours will have Globos. Everyone else would be like, oh, that's a five-hour story, but I've decided to buy the...
They also wouldn't have even thought about Globos.
They would have not thought about Globos.
Would have even crossed their mind.
Couch? Couch hoes?
Okay. Okay.
Room hose.
Yeah, I know.
Man, in the sky hose coming from the top?
Shit. In my previous life, I did have to once defend myself against 1,000 members of the ninja shogunai, unarmed.
So I'm kind of used to this.
Like, I was walking through the fields of ancient Tibet, and the ninja shogunai attacked me.
And I had Aikido, all their fucking samurai swords.
Ah, then this would be easy. What?
It'd be easy. Is the hell's good?
Yeah.
Woo!
Cheers!
Back to the wrong...
Back to the sky!
Back to the sky, bitch!
Alright, do my line.
Man, I mean, all the hoes.
Globe hoes, sky hoes, couch hoes, I can envision it now!
It would, wouldn't it? It literally would.
Yeah. I know.
No, I could just film.
iPhone only. Okay, so it's Sopagani, but where are we now?
Where were we in London, Luke?
The Dorchester? The Dorchester.
Dorchester has apartments.
Dorchester collections here in Dubai.
You liked the hotel, didn't you?
It was a good hotel. There you go.
See, look at our beach. We can moor our yacht down there.
Private beach, private water, private pool, cabanas.
No one's gonna fuck with us. No peasants, no peons, no poor people.
No poor people, huh? Yeah, people who are like, oh, good job.
Job. People who are not in Hustlers University because they love to work hard, like idiots.
Yeah, they're weird. People who don't want easy free money from the fucking sky.
Those people stay away from us.
We stay here with the chill. We chill with the farm.
I think we have an appointment coming up anytime soon.
You're not checking your watch for that.
I am. You're not. Why am I checking my watch?
You're checking it to have it shine in the sun and bleed.
I'm checking the time, my friend. This is very nice.
This is very, very nice. Pull up, valet.
Pull up, Lambo.
Boom, boom. Take our curse. Give them to the staff.
March upstairs to the whoopies.
Oh, there'll be whoopies. Ah, of course there'll be whoopies.
You saw the wrangle we pulled off in Romania.
I know. Imagine we just divide the level of wrangle.
The level of every girlfriend to the penthouse party.
It would blow off the internet.
And that wrangle was in the cave.
That was in a shitty little house next to our main house.
Yeah. On three hours notice.
We didn't even try. Literally name the cave.
Literally. We call it the cave. The depression cave.
This private beach I like.
No, this is very, very nice.
And then you've got like a proper pool.
But if you want to pretend you're like in the ocean, you can go.
But it's like calm, perfect, no people.
But you know we have like an Instagram picture on the beach and there's like humans.
Yeah. Other humans.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Yeah, they're poor. Yeah.
I'm starting to get it.
I'm starting to get it. As I hang around, I'm starting to get it.
That's right. I was poor, but I escaped.
So now when I see the people who didn't escape, I'm like, why didn't you escape?
I escaped. So it's like, well, duh.
The gate was wide open to the zoo.
Why did you stay there?
So I'm walking outside the cage, looking at them in the cage, going, the door's still open, G. It's still there.
It's still easy to get rich.
You just walk. Just walk.
Oh, walking's hard.
I'm tired. Maybe it's a scam.
Maybe the door open is a scam.
Join Hoskins University to teach you how to make money online.
Maybe it's a scam.
Listen, if you're going to tell the open door is a scam, then you can stay in your case.
I don't want you here on my private beach at my Dorchester penthouse.
Not allowed. Not allowed.
So, this is the indoor pool.
Ok. Just like the door jester.
Wake up in the morning. Check the bank.
Then come in. Bank too full.
Too full. At capacity.
Getting almost two. Emergency meeting.
You need to spend the money. Boom.
Okay. Then pull.
Nice. I can. It is very nice in here.
It's nice and warm. J Confidential can't feel it.
It's nice and warm and spa-y.
It's very relaxing.
Well, after the club, I'm going to go to the club and I'm going to get some coke.
Let's go see.
It's a coho star.
No, it's not.
Not my pool Alright so far you enjoyed it I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We found it on the 5 star hotel.
You can get a massage or just chill. Yeah.
Yeah. Just chill in the pool.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
In the chat, there is a man sitting in a room over here, changing room.
I don't have to change room this time.
You need to see, because there is a jacuzzi over there.
Ah, okay. I forgot.
It's a very normal change.
Of course, what do you think?
This is special. Please, enter.
Only the... Okay. Okay. They're convincing me.
It's crazy.
It's very unbelievable.
It's also since the draw that an incident You wouldn't leave would you Oh, oh, oh.
Man, it's just like the door chest.
I swear it even smells the same.
I think they use the same incense.
This is quite nice.
Sniper rifle, telescope.
Yep, okay. The essentials.
This is extremely nice.
It's quite nice, isn't it?
It is quite nice. This is quite nice.
Take Confidential Viewers, this is quite nice.
We don't live anywhere.
Yeah, we don't live anywhere.
They could vote.
Yeah. What are we doing?
What dance is that? Tristan's dance.
We're at Tristan's. I don't know where Tristan is.
You know what this is? This is Python.
I'm a G. That is G. It's Python.
Cobra killed the Python. I walked in there and I was like, I like that jacket.
What is it? She's like, Python. She goes, it's the only one we've ever made.
But how much is it? Before she told me the price is set, I'll...
She thinks I'm going to fucking cry over $19,000.
What do I want to throw? So it's a $19,000 jacket.
Only... What do you mean, only?
What was that fucking stone you told me?
Ruby? No, not ruby, not sapphire, the other one.
Emerald. What do you mean you need emeralds?
Have you ever done an upgrade, Luke?
I've not done an upgrade. Mid-date.
Well, you know, the thing is, I have.
I've done the switcheroo.
And it sometimes was an upgrade.
The genuine switcheroo.
Have you ever done the download? Oh boy.
That's not a move. You think you're pulling a mid-date switcheroo.
Well maybe I'm doing a downgrade.
You might be. I might be doing that.
Let's hope I'm not doing a downgrade.
So that would get you. That would get me.
You super deserve that. I got. So we'll see.
We'll see how we go. What are we doing?
The upgrade has been pulled.
He's trying the upgrade. We're doing the mid-date switcheroo.
The mid-date switcheroo.
He's super fucked. Here's your jacket and your phone.
Thanks, homeboy. So he's the drunken cowboy.
Yee-haw! The drunken cowboy.
Drunken cowboy. Ain't nothing but vodka in this one.
There's so much about you that I'm gonna miss.
But it's all I'm saying.
If I hurry, I can still make shame.
Can't flip off the camera.
I hate that he can sing. Of course he can sing.
Tall, handsome, millionaire attitude.
So what are we doing now? Taking a little yacht, a mini one.
So we should probably call it a boat to be honest.
It's a lovely place called 101 now.
So we're a boat team. Luke, can you swim?
Yes. Go on, then. Actually, if you could swim, show us.
I can't jump because there's not enough room in the boat.
But if you're such a capable swimmer, Californian, then fuck, man.
The water's warm. It's Dubai.
Can you swim? There's no sharks here.
I promise. All right. I can't swim. I can't swim.
You're welcome. Yeah, I love it. I can't swim.
This is pretty bad. As good as a skyline, that's a futuristic skyline.
It's a beautiful city. Man!
Like, that's the future. That is the future.
What, New York's gonna beat that?
Yeah, now, New York. Come on with the homeless people shitting themselves on the sidewalk.
Yeah! I'll stick with the Vi thing.
They've kept the basics along.
And it's sustainable too.
There's no weird leftism.
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