KUNG FU MASTER VS BUGATTI | Tate Confidential Ep. 134
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He's a Chinese Kung Fu master but he's also like flexing on me and my girl.
I just walk in like what?
I'll do my top button up and fuck you up Good song everything!
Good song everything!
They can't gonna take that!
This is nice!
I mean it's not a burden but it's alright It's not Luton. We have the Arndale Center.
I mean, I guess it's not African food, but also, this is nice.
Okay, so that's what we do?
Our boat fits in the harbor, though. That's the problem.
This is Jake.
Can you switch?
No, I'm not answering.
That doesn't count.
Admit you couldn't swim. Admit you can't swim.
Alright, I can't swim. So who wins?
No one. So you're a sinker.
You're drowning right now.
I'm not drowning, but this is very cool.
This is very cool. This is very cool.
This is cool. At first I thought it was lights from above flashing down.
But no, that wouldn't work because of shadows.
So is the buggy man.
Yeah, I'm driving.
I'm driving, yeah? I bought Lamborghini at home.
It's fine. It's the same. No, he's a really good driver.
I'm a good driver, G. He truly is a really good driver.
Trust me. It's because I'm brown.
You are really a super good driver.
I know. It's because I'm brown. She's racist to me.
It might be. Definitely racially motivated.
Rifey, let's go. One wifey's.
Ah, you guys can go. Have you ever made spaghetti sauce?
I don't think so. You've never made spaghetti sauce in your whole fucking life.
How old are you? 25.
You've never once made spaghetti sauce ever.
You've never sat there and thought, I'm going to make some spaghetti sauce.
Never once. Shit, you should have been driving, Andrew.
Almost crashed there. You nearly almost crashed.
You've never made spaghetti sauce. This dude can't drive.
I said I'd drive. I've made spaghetti sauce and I can drive.
Everything would have been fucking fine.
Nobody fucking listens to me. Nobody trusts me.
I'm sitting around here with fucking...
Bro, bro, he's never made spaghetti sauce, my G. No wonder you're going to crash.
It's true, I don't think I've ever made spaghetti sauce.
You've never made spaghetti sauce even once. I really don't think he ever once.
No spacesuit, no fucking spaghetti sauce.
I've had enough of this shit. It's true, no spacesuit either.
Something has to change. You forgive me?
Something literally has to change you.
We've reached a point now where something hasn't happened.
I've had at least 15 Boca and Tonics, and I've decided if you don't put your spacesuit on, it makes me spaghetti sauce.
Pronto, you and I are going to fight bare knuckle to the death.
Oh, no, no.
All right. How do I make spaghetti sauce?
Tomorrow we're going to make spaghetti sauce.
I'll take up an angel. We're going to make a cooking channel.
Okay. That's the new plan.
Supercar? That's my, uh, that's Jules' car.
It's not our car. We need a taxi, G. Taxi?
Yes, please. Unless you can drive us to Cheyenne, Wyoming.
Get on the way to Wyoming. Coming home, by the time you get here, you'll be long gone.
Put the girls in the taxi, right here.
Somebody new in this show.
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Congrats bro.
Thanks man.
I like it.
Of course you like it.
You already know you like it.
It's another watch.
No, I didn't buy a watch.
You know, the problem is, Luke, That you don't listen to Andrew and Tristan enough when it comes to watches and whoopies and things like that.
That is amazing. It's good for my skin, bro.
The worst thing about Luke is he actually has loads of money now and he still doesn't buy anything yet.
Yeah. I just won.
I'm a monk. I'm a monk man.
Well, it is what it is.
I'll just wear two Rolexes today.
Nice. I'm Andrew Tate.
I like that. Ah, there we go.
Yeah, that's fun. Those are G. Yeah, these are good.
Double time. Absolutely amazing.
This man right here always has the best watches.
Absolutely. Absolutely the watch master.
So I gotta send you crypto today.
Python. You know any pythons had to die?
Call me King Cobra. King Cobra fuck a python up so I wear a pythons.
I walked into Philip Plyne in Prague.
She's like, it's one of one.
I was like, really? She goes, yeah, and the model who wore her on the catwalk is about your size.
Tried to unfit perfectly. I said, I'm going to take it.
She goes, it's very expensive. I said, I'm going to take it.
She goes, $19,000.
Look broke.
Did she not see your watch? She didn't see what I'm saying.
Then I went to Armani.
I told him I'm a Kung Fu master.
They said, you're a Kung Fu master? I was like, can't you tell?
Now I've got like the Chinese style.
But I leave it open so they can see the Wudan tattoo.
I could do it up and look like a monk, but I would wear it open like this.
And when I walk in the club, people are like, Rocky!
He's a Chinese Kung Fu master, but he's also like flexing on me and my girl.
I just walk in like, well, I'll do my top button up and fuck you up!
It's true! You don't want it!
You don't want the smoke!
So it turns out that we now have 100,000 subscribers on K-Speech.
So we need to celebrate, Luke.
We need to do something. We can give away $100,000.
We can not give away $100,000.
Who knows? That's a good idea.
That's a good idea. We've got so many things we can do.
What should we do for the fact that my channel, me, talking the truth, has managed to make it to 100,000 subscribers before it got banned?
It's a miracle! I'm a Kung Fu master with 62 carats of diamonds on his wrist, about to go out for the most expensive dinner in the most expensive city in the world.
And we've just hit 100k subscribers and we need to do something.
Now I've got some pretty good ideas, but I was thinking maybe we should ask the peasants.
Okay. The peasants, the people who watch.
You see me. You see me out here flexing.
You see me doing all these things.
I know the easy answer is, give us money.
But you know what? Even if I gave you money, you'd still be a geek.
You'd just be a rich geek.
You wouldn't be the G. I don't know if money's the answer.
Money's an easy one. I might give some money away.
You might do something. We need some kind of competition.
Like, live with us for a year.
Fly around on the jets. Like a complete transformation from loser to fucking something, from peon to bad boy.
Maybe I should take a student under my wing like Bruce Lee and beat him up every day until he's super hard to kill.
I don't know, we need to do something.
We need to do something spectacular and grandiose.
Put it on the whiteboard. Something, you know, but I'm not entirely sure what.
But what I do know...
Is that whoever gets chosen, if you're not subscribed to the channel, you're not going to get chosen.
If you're not on the email list on cobertake.com, you're not going to get chosen.
So do those two things first.
And then what I want the peons to do before I make my final decision, which I'm going to announce in the next video, I want the peons, this is your chance to email me at cobertakenews at gmail.com and tell me what you would like me to do to give away back to the community to show I'm such a nice, kind-hearted, good man. Because we've now reached 100k subs.
What should I give back to you?
I already give you all this knowledge and game and entertainment.
Now you want more from me.
Because you've given me the honor of watch me educate you.
Tell me what you think you deserve.
I'm going to read every single email.
CobraTapenews at gmail.com YouTube competition.
Tell me what I should give away.
I'm genuinely interested.
And in the meantime, I'm going to take my kung fu knowing ass with all my diamonds.
I'm going to spend some money. So they let a cowboy in Dubai.
A cowboy and a ninja.
In a Ferrari. Cowboy and ninja spotted.
Chatting it up. I wonder what they talk about I had no clue
I'm going to the airport now. See you later!
Oh I'm so happy that you could.
Thank you.
Thank you. What are you going to do when I get a Bugatti t-shirt?
You don't need a Bugatti t-shirt.
Bugatti t-shirt, a Bugatti car, a Bugatti hat.
You don't need these things though.
I do need these. What else can I get a Bugatti hat?
Shoes? Shoes.
My watch isn't fancy enough.
Maybe I can get a Bugatti. Bro. That is fancy enough.
Nah. You can get the Bugatti watch to sheer on, but Jacob would go, I think it's like 650, 700 views.
What? No. So I get the watch.
You're right. I need the watch. I need a t-shirt.
I know. You don't need more watches.
To go with the Bugatti car, and then I'll have everything.
Then I'll be done. So you admit that I need one more watch and two all the Bugatti.
No, you don't need more watches.
You don't need the... No.
So you admit it. No, you don't need...
Okay, so it's opposite day. Do I need those things?
Yes. I knew it.
That's not getting me. You can't get these things.
I got it. I'm a Bugatti t-shirt.
I'm a Libra of a Bugatti t-shirt. Bugatti iPad holder.
Don't even have an iPad that small. You don't need a Bugatti iPad holder.
So the Bugatti was supposed to be delivered in Germany.
But for circumstances in which I cannot explain, that was no longer possible.
So I had to find somewhere else in my Bugatti.
And I thought, what's a cool number play to have when I'm cruising around Romania, Transylvania-style, next to Dracula's castle and people see the sheer world?
What's the coolest play I've bought?
I thought I wanted a Dubai play, like a shake.
So I've had my car flown from Molsheim, France, when it was completed.
Fuck Germany. The COVID Nazi.
Fuck that off. Flew it here to Dubai.
Registered at my Dubai company, Dubai number play.
Fly it back! So when you stop me, yeah, license to registration, Dubai registration.
Dubai driver's license, Dubai car.
Hope you read Arabic, bitch.
You didn't talk to me about speed.
Speed. I got oil money.
I got oil money.
That's why we're here.
Even though we bought the Bugatti in Germany, I'm taking delivery in Dubai.
And we're going to drive it out here in the desert at 300 miles an hour.
And then it's going to fly at 500 miles an hour on a plane back to Romania.
Because you told me there was no more cars to buy.
Do you know this song?
No. It's called Liar.
I typed liar into YouTube when this song came up.
I'm not going to be surprised if your fucking face appears in the music video.
Because you just lied to me. You said there was no cars up there.
It's all your fault. And now, you're just informing the fact that I need to get you a watch.
No, I didn't. No, you don't need more watches.
I bought the diamonds. I was almost happy.
I know. Then you started saying you need emeralds.
I don't know why you... No, I didn't say that.
I said you don't need any...
And now you're telling me I need to get you a watch.
So... It's gonna be another two million in watches, another 300,000 flying the car around, global insurance for the Gatties, at least half a mil.
Man, I just need to shut my mouth, don't I? Yeah, bro, you cost me at least 20 million dollars a year, at least.
Most people work their entire lives and have a fortune at the end of their life, which is less, and I'm talking about most rich people, which is less than I blow per year on diamonds, cars, and calling you names, and booze, and traveling worldly things, and private places.
That's all your fault. And when we finally end up 59 and broke living in the Philippines in a shack, in a shack on the beach, you're gonna have to take some responsibility for what you've done.
Should just shut my mouth. I'm in a Bugatti garage in Dubai, and you are in Hustlers University.
For the first time in your life, you're in the right place at the right time.
I know you've never felt that feeling before, but you're about to.
You have a lot of work to do, a lot of information you need to process.
It's gonna be, at the start, a process which is, I wouldn't say confusing, but certainly enlightening.
You're gonna have to engage with a lot of other members of the community.
You have lots of work to do.
Joining Hostage University is just the absolute beginning.
You've put your shoes on, but now you've got the stairs to climb.
But I can assure you, you're absolutely in the right place at the right time.
This diamond watch, I'm about to put this video in so you're not lying.
So yeah, I just want to say thank you as well for all the referrals because it's so nice to see that we're getting so many friends of yours firstly and also young guys from the university and your friends and whatever coming and buying diamond watches.
I mean, 20-year-old buying diamond watches is just crazy, right?
See, the young guys from the university.
We got the young guns buying diamonds.
When I picked up this diamond watch, The guy who sells diamond watches said to me, man, I have so many of your students coming to me buying diamond watches, and my students were from Hustles University.
You all have the same information inside of that school.
It's down to you to digest the information and utilize the information and implement the new information.
It's impossible that some of the students are buying diamond watches and you not buy a diamond watch if you try.
So you've made the first step.
You're in the right place at the right time.
Now it's all about if you're the right kind of guy who's going to get rich.
Welcome to Hustles University. Second watch of the week.