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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
14:20
KNIFE FIGHT ON OVERNIGHT TRAIN | Tate Confidential Ep.131
# tristan travel culture ticket agent andrew dubai hawthorne university luke mental health new years eve prague absinthe center role play social anxiety substance abuse

Tristan and Luke endure a claustrophobic 31-hour overnight train journey from Prague, fueled by alcohol purchased at the Absinthe Center. Their erratic banter oscillates between fearing a cliffside crash, role-playing as pirates with ceremonial daggers, and joking about murdering a sleeping ticket agent. Amidst misty conditions and hallucinations of dinosaurs, they debate living permanently on rails while abruptly shifting to unrelated claims about Hawthorne University and Dubai. Ultimately, this chaotic episode highlights the surreal, unfiltered nature of their "Tate Confidential" brand, blending genuine anxiety with performative absurdity. [Automatically generated summary]

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Think Viral Trip 00:09:46
Yeah. We should've got off the train half an hour ago.
I'm now claustrophobic at this space.
It doesn't feel right. I feel like the train is going off, driving towards a cliff.
No. Straight into hell. We can go viral.
Wait. That would probably go viral.
Think about it. Camel riding here.
I think Luke should kill himself.
That's a good idea. Okay.
All right. Well, live.
Take confidential live. Take confidential live.
Okay. Okay. I'd definitely do it in the tower thing.
I think we go viral. Quick trip to that store.
Cigarettes, alcohol, drinks at Prague Absinthe Center.
Have the time of your life. But that wouldn't be the time of my life.
So, Luke, if you care about the channel, you know you have to.
Because it would cost nothing. It would cost zero, it's true.
It's true. It costs zero dollars.
All right, let's go find a place.
All right. Andrew pissed me off yesterday.
He's a nerd. Yesterday, we were celebrating New Year's Eve with a good friend of ours.
And he left about 10 minutes before we did, but without saying goodbye.
I said, why did you do that?
Oh, I needed a separate taxi because blah, blah, blah.
I said, yeah, but why did you just leave?
So, I'm going to get him back, Luke.
We are just going to leave.
No, but we need to stop boozing.
Tristan, I'm dying. I don't know how you're boozing now.
What do you mean? Tay Confidential, you have no idea.
You have no clue. You cannot fathom.
No, genuinely. But, Tristan, Tay Confidential, they don't understand how much booze is consumed.
Breakfast beer! So, anyway.
After I have my breakfast beer, Luke.
No, but what do you mean we're going to leave?
Well, there are no flights. What do you mean flights?
You mean actually leave the city.
Listen, Andrew talked to me yesterday.
He wants to be Mr. Independent. I'm leaving him here.
I'm only here for him.
He wanted to be here. So let's leave.
Flights are booked. But luckily I have these.
What are these? Train tickets.
31 hours by train.
That means 31 hours of non-stop boozing with your cousin.
The ultimate adventure for you, Luke.
Sold. You in?
What does it say on the top right-hand corner of the ticket?
What does it say? It says my name.
It says Luke. Let's go.
I can't do it.
I'll show you training. We're getting the fucking training out of here.
I can't be convinced.
He's literally not going to be able to wake up snore man.
Wait, so the ticket guy is trying to wake up the snore man?
Yeah. Exactly.
He's tapping him. I know.
No, he doesn't realize the man's out.
Why didn't I just not buy tickets and just fall asleep?
No, but actually, that's actually the trick, I think.
Look, he's still trying. I know, but I think the trick is if you don't wake up, You win.
Look at me, I'm short. I know.
What a con. How could you be so passed out?
Drugs. It must be drugs.
It must be drug use. No one gets that drunk.
Yeah, it must be drug use. A drug fan will always kind of stumble away.
Yeah. And make no sense when you wake up.
Yeah. It must be drug come down.
That is a very cool thing hanging.
What is that? Railroad?
It's faxing. Railaxed?
Railaxed. I get it.
Ah, it's just gonna wake him up. Maybe if I gave the ticket guy my ceremonial dagger would help.
Yeah, use this.
here. Perform the ceremony.
Anyway, I don't think I can record forever because I think it's literally going to take him hours.
Thank you for watching.
Potentially the whole train ride.
Nice. So, we'll let people know.
What happened? An update.
Yeah. Luke, imagine having that little self-awareness.
You're on a train, by yourself.
Giant dudes are sitting nearby.
And you're so asleep, you can't wake up.
And you're snoring super loud.
I tapped this dude on the arm.
I tapped him and said, bro, he is out.
I could murder him, take all this shit.
That's how easy it would be.
I'm fucking huge.
I could kill this guy. It's out of his fucking mind.
Who does that, Luke? Who goes to sleep like that on a fucking train?
Someone should murder him.
I'm not going to do it, but somebody should.
So. I'm a genius.
This is genius. Tristan, we're fucking train men.
It's the best thing I've ever done. Look, we've quadruple locked it.
Super ultra locked.
Maximum locking. Just stop.
I need a savings. Yeah.
Like Spectre. Got my knife.
Oh yeah, got my ceremonial dagger back, please.
Oh, you can have your ceremony with a dagger.
Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, I feel naked without it.
Yeah. Just in case they try and come in.
Just in case. Yeah. I'll be able to dagger them in the back.
Exactly. You wait up there.
Exactly. Oh, trust me.
They come in. Trusted. Trusted.
No one can get in here. That'd be super hard.
Through the collarbone into the lung.
And then pull. Move them.
Exactly. Move them around.
And we have our Burger King and our stuff.
Burger King. So we have enough food and water to last forever.
Forever. We live on this train.
So we could hide out... Tristan, what if we never left the train?
We just never leave.
What? Continuously bought every back and forth ticket that exists for the next year.
Every time they come, they give them a new ticket.
And we leave on the train. We could live on the train.
We have a... You know what?
It's true. It's like hotels we do.
It's like a month of training.
It's true. I live here.
I live on the train now.
I really think we should.
In fact, I'm a train man.
You're not the train man. I've decided not leaving.
You cannot ever get me outside of that door right there.
Impossible. It's going to take a minute to stop and skip to you leaving the train.
No, it's not. It is.
You will never get me off the train.
It is not. Okay, you live on the train.
Good for you. You can stay on the fucking train with your burger cake.
Sorry, Take Confidential viewers, but this is going to be the scene for Take Confidential for a very long time.
Unless they get a new cameraman.
We will easily get a new cameraman.
Yeah, but it won't be as good.
And I bet you'll always be wondering what's Luke doing on the train.
No, I won't because I know what you're doing.
You're sitting on your phone. Thinks that's all I do on the train.
Tristan, I'm a pirate. You're a pirate.
Tristan, I am. I'm sailing the seven seas.
You've been on this train. It hasn't been started moving.
I've been on this train for 30 minutes.
You're pissing me off already. What are you talking about?
You're not sailing the seven seas. This is a train.
Nah, this is like shit.
Look at that. I've got the fucking high ground and the dagger.
You've lost your mind.
No, I haven't. I think you live on a train.
I do live on a train. Sailing the high seas.
Like a fucking pirate. I need a eye patch.
If I stab your eye out, you're gonna need a fucking eye patch.
True, but I have the high ground.
I mean, I can't wait to hear this, you're asleep.
Ambush.
Pirates don't sleep.
Known. What statistic?
It's known. No, it's not.
No pirates ever slept.
You're making things up. I'm not.
I'm not talking to you anymore. I fucking love the train.
Look at my fucking dagger. I'm just ready to fucking...
I guess it doesn't work that well, but it looks cool.
Because it is...
I've enjoyed this. Did the creek stop?
They stopped as soon as I filmed, didn't they?
They uh...
Oh, there they are.
I told you we're fucking pirates.
This is exactly what a pirate ship would sound like.
You're talking shit. No, tell me this isn't exactly how a pirate ship would sound like.
What, like a train?
No, it fucking wouldn't. No, it would.
You, my friend. The creaky walls.
The creaky walls, ceremonial dagger on the wall.
Don't be talking shit.
Sorry, guys.
Dude, I thought we were assassinated.
You admit that I would have assassinated you?
I admit it. I was gone.
You're not ready for the assassination.
I fully admit that I was gone.
Tristan, you've gone train soon.
It's only been 13 minutes that we're late.
We're late. Yeah. We should've got off the train half an hour ago.
Now claustrophobic in this space.
It doesn't feel right. I feel like the train is going off, driving towards a cliff.
No. Straight to hell. No, we're fine.
There's a train to hell.
It is a bit misty, though.
It's quite weird. It's misty.
We're in mist land. Yeah, we're in mist land.
That's not where we're supposed to be.
No, it's not, is it? No.
Maybe the train missed its destination.
No, people, he's been making stupid jokes for the past 13 minutes ever since we've missed our time.
Listen, my jokes are not stupid.
I'm losing my mind.
Train to Hell 00:04:27
I know. I might cut my own face off.
No. With a knife. No, don't do that.
Why not? Because there's no need.
Why? Because there's no need to cut your own face off.
There's no need, Tristan.
I could. Cut your face off.
I've got my cereal dagger bag.
Night fight on the train!
I'm going to be late!
I'm late!
Listen, and those who are not like Listen, stay in harm's rescue Listen, and those who don't know them Listen, and don't bother being too橋
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Hold on tight, we're about to get rich.
Right here, at Hawthorne University.
This is the first time I've ever seen a real dinosaur.
This is a real dinosaur.
45 Minutes In Dubai 00:00:04
What do you mean Drake? No.
How long have you been in Dubai? 45 minutes now?
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