Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - DIAMONDS FIX THE UNIVERSE | Tate Confidential Ep. 132
Aired: 2022-07-26
Duration: 16:47


=== What's the Time? (12:49) ===

[00:00:02]  Cobra killed the python. I walked in there and I was like, I like that junkie.
[00:00:05]  What is it? She's like, python. She goes, it's the only one we've ever made.
[00:00:07]  How much before she told me the price I'll Go I I
[00:00:44]  Oh, would you look at the time, Luke?
[00:00:46]  Thank you for watching!
[00:00:49]  Okay. It is super nice.
[00:00:51]  I'll admit, super nice. Luke, if you were blind and you had to know the time, what would you do?
[00:00:58]  What's the time? Correct.
[00:01:00]  And I would say...
[00:01:01]  Diamond time.
[00:01:05]  Luke, if you were blind...
[00:01:07]  Okay....and you had to tell someone you were hungry, what would you do?
[00:01:13]  That? That's what I do.
[00:01:15]  Do you know what I'd do if I was blind and I felt something I was hungry?
[00:01:17]  What? I'd say, hey, I'm hungry.
[00:01:22]  Okay, you got me.
[00:01:24]  I got soup for God.
[00:01:26]  I admit it. Luke, if you were blind and you had to know the time, what would you do?
[00:01:37]  What's the time? Correct.
[00:01:38]  And I would say...
[00:01:40]  Diamond time.
[00:01:43]  You need me, and you need me to have this watch, Luke.
[00:01:45]  The day you go blind, you'll be very thankful I have this diamond watch.
[00:01:48]  Can you admit that? Otherwise, you'll never know what time it is ever again.
[00:01:51]  No, but even if you just had your phone, I'd just ask you.
[00:01:53]  Phone. Shmoan!
[00:01:58]  You don't need more watches.
[00:02:01]  I think... I knew I didn't have enough diamonds.
[00:02:03]  Now I have this. I feel like I have enough diamonds for a while.
[00:02:07]  You do. You do.
[00:02:08]  I agree. I feel like I have enough diamonds.
[00:02:10]  Probably for life. Life.
[00:02:11]  Or close, yeah. I was thinking more...
[00:02:14]  24 to 48 hours.
[00:02:16]  What? No.
[00:02:18]  I think I've got enough diamonds for like 48 hours.
[00:02:22]  But after two days, it's going to be a bit like, okay.
[00:02:24]  You know? No, no, I don't know.
[00:02:27]  No, no one needs...
[00:02:28]  No, that's enough diamonds for a lifetime.
[00:02:30]  I'm glad you agree. I'm glad you agree. Where are we?
[00:02:45]  Did you ask the time? No, I asked where are we.
[00:02:48]  Oh, Pagani. What do you mean Pagani?
[00:02:51]  Well, we don't have to Pagani yet, but, so I thought, don't really need a Pagani house.
[00:02:55]  Sorry. Wait, a Pagani?
[00:02:57]  Yeah. What do you mean? That's what I mean.
[00:02:58]  So I thought, we don't have to Pagani yet, don't really need a Pagani car, and maybe I should get Pagani house.
[00:03:05]  What? A Pagani apartment.
[00:03:12]  So I'm with the big G. We gotta look at the Bugatti Vanhap.
[00:03:16]  So I'm with the boss.
[00:03:17]  Most exclusive project in Dubai.
[00:03:20]  Most exclusive project in Dubai.
[00:03:21]  What do you want? What the fuck else would we be doing?
[00:03:32]  So it's not finished because you get to decide exactly what we want.
[00:03:37]  We've got our main man here, security, keeping us safe.
[00:03:40]  The big G. So basically what I'm thinking is, what do you mean?
[00:03:45]  What are you doing? What is this?
[00:03:48]  It's like the most prestigious building.
[00:03:50]  It's going to be the most prestigious penthouse one of one in Dubai.
[00:03:53]  Because we have the Bugatti, so I decided I didn't need a Pagani, but I need something Pagani.
[00:03:57]  So I'm going to have a Pagani penthouse in Dubai, which costs much more than a Pagani car.
[00:04:02]  Like I know right now you're looking at it going, what is this?
[00:04:05]  But when it's done with Pagani furniture, imagine, couch, hoax.
[00:04:13]  Okay. Couch.
[00:04:14]  Hose. Okay.
[00:04:16]  Little pool. Indoor war.
[00:04:19]  Hose. A chair.
[00:04:21]  Hose. Okay. Hose on the floor.
[00:04:23]  Next, just on the floor. Floor hoe.
[00:04:26]  Floor hoe. Floor hoe. Floor hoe?
[00:04:27]  Floor hoe. We've got hooks from the ceiling, and hoes can attach themselves by harnesses and just hang them.
[00:04:34]  Sky hose. Sky hose!
[00:04:36]  Okay. Okay.
[00:04:41]  Bam! Okay, so core two.
[00:04:43]  Then we go to the globe.
[00:04:46]  What do you mean the globe? See what I'm saying?
[00:04:49]  What is this?
[00:04:51]  I'm going to say, look, make my globe cool.
[00:04:53]  It's got to have all lights and shit.
[00:04:56]  The globe. Globe hose.
[00:04:58]  Globe hose. Globe hose.
[00:05:01]  We can make it like a world and we can start like from South America to all the way around to Russia to the Chinese region.
[00:05:11]  Okay! Yeah, the Globe House!
[00:05:14]  It is Trump change, isn't it?
[00:05:20]  Shit! Shit!
[00:05:25]  It is, isn't it? That's it?
[00:05:28]  Okay. We get to sit with Mr.
[00:05:33]  Pagani himself and design it.
[00:05:34]  You know what's crazy? I'll buy this and any other YouTube channel would make a very in-depth, proper camera documentary on buying it and how they expect it out and all the leather.
[00:05:45]  It's going to be me and you on an iPhone talking shit in this penthouse, putting in no effort, no editorial fucking energy.
[00:05:52]  Zero. And we wonder why our YouTube channel doesn't work.
[00:05:56]  No, but ours will have Globos. Everyone else would be like, oh, that's a five-hour story, but I've decided to buy the...
[00:06:03]  They also wouldn't have even thought about Globos.
[00:06:06]  They would have not thought about Globos.
[00:06:09]  Would have even crossed their mind.
[00:06:11]  Couch? Couch hoes?
[00:06:13]  Okay. Okay.
[00:06:25]  Room hose.
[00:06:28]  Yeah, I know.
[00:06:33]  Man, in the sky hose coming from the top?
[00:06:35]  Shit. In my previous life, I did have to once defend myself against 1,000 members of the ninja shogunai, unarmed.
[00:06:44]  So I'm kind of used to this.
[00:06:45]  Like, I was walking through the fields of ancient Tibet, and the ninja shogunai attacked me.
[00:06:50]  And I had Aikido, all their fucking samurai swords.
[00:06:52]  Ah, then this would be easy. What?
[00:06:53]  It'd be easy. Is the hell's good?
[00:06:55]  Yeah.
[00:06:56]  Woo!
[00:06:57]  Cheers!
[00:06:58]  Back to the wrong...
[00:07:02]  Back to the sky!
[00:07:05]  Back to the sky, bitch!
[00:07:08]  Alright, do my line.
[00:07:10]  Man, I mean, all the hoes.
[00:07:12]  Globe hoes, sky hoes, couch hoes, I can envision it now!
[00:07:17]  It would, wouldn't it? It literally would.
[00:07:21]  Yeah. I know.
[00:07:25]  No, I could just film.
[00:07:28]  iPhone only. Okay, so it's Sopagani, but where are we now?
[00:07:34]  Where were we in London, Luke?
[00:07:37]  The Dorchester? The Dorchester.
[00:07:39]  Dorchester has apartments.
[00:07:42]  Dorchester collections here in Dubai.
[00:07:44]  You liked the hotel, didn't you?
[00:07:45]  It was a good hotel. There you go.
[00:07:46]  See, look at our beach. We can moor our yacht down there.
[00:07:50]  Private beach, private water, private pool, cabanas.
[00:07:52]  No one's gonna fuck with us. No peasants, no peons, no poor people.
[00:07:55]  No poor people, huh? Yeah, people who are like, oh, good job.
[00:07:59]  Job. People who are not in Hustlers University because they love to work hard, like idiots.
[00:08:03]  Yeah, they're weird. People who don't want easy free money from the fucking sky.
[00:08:06]  Those people stay away from us.
[00:08:08]  We stay here with the chill. We chill with the farm.
[00:08:10]  I think we have an appointment coming up anytime soon.
[00:08:14]  You're not checking your watch for that.
[00:08:16]  I am. You're not. Why am I checking my watch?
[00:08:19]  You're checking it to have it shine in the sun and bleed.
[00:08:23]  I'm checking the time, my friend. This is very nice.
[00:08:27]  This is very, very nice. Pull up, valet.
[00:08:29]  Pull up, Lambo.
[00:08:30]  Boom, boom. Take our curse. Give them to the staff.
[00:08:33]  March upstairs to the whoopies.
[00:08:36]  Oh, there'll be whoopies. Ah, of course there'll be whoopies.
[00:08:38]  You saw the wrangle we pulled off in Romania.
[00:08:40]  I know. Imagine we just divide the level of wrangle.
[00:08:43]  The level of every girlfriend to the penthouse party.
[00:08:46]  It would blow off the internet.
[00:08:51]  And that wrangle was in the cave.
[00:08:52]  That was in a shitty little house next to our main house.
[00:08:54]  Yeah. On three hours notice.
[00:08:56]  We didn't even try. Literally name the cave.
[00:08:58]  Literally. We call it the cave. The depression cave.
[00:09:02]  This private beach I like.
[00:09:04]  No, this is very, very nice.
[00:09:05]  And then you've got like a proper pool.
[00:09:07]  But if you want to pretend you're like in the ocean, you can go.
[00:09:09]  But it's like calm, perfect, no people.
[00:09:13]  But you know we have like an Instagram picture on the beach and there's like humans.
[00:09:16]  Yeah. Other humans.
[00:09:18]  What the fuck are you doing here?
[00:09:19]  Yeah, they're poor. Yeah.
[00:09:22]  I'm starting to get it.
[00:09:23]  I'm starting to get it. As I hang around, I'm starting to get it.
[00:09:25]  That's right. I was poor, but I escaped.
[00:09:28]  So now when I see the people who didn't escape, I'm like, why didn't you escape?
[00:09:31]  I escaped. So it's like, well, duh.
[00:09:33]  The gate was wide open to the zoo.
[00:09:36]  Why did you stay there?
[00:09:37]  So I'm walking outside the cage, looking at them in the cage, going, the door's still open, G. It's still there.
[00:09:44]  It's still easy to get rich.
[00:09:45]  You just walk. Just walk.
[00:09:47]  Oh, walking's hard.
[00:09:48]  I'm tired. Maybe it's a scam.
[00:09:52]  Maybe the door open is a scam.
[00:09:55]  Join Hoskins University to teach you how to make money online.
[00:09:57]  Maybe it's a scam.
[00:10:00]  Listen, if you're going to tell the open door is a scam, then you can stay in your case.
[00:10:04]  I don't want you here on my private beach at my Dorchester penthouse.
[00:10:08]  Not allowed. Not allowed.
[00:10:14]  So, this is the indoor pool.
[00:10:17]  Ok. Just like the door jester.
[00:10:28]  Wake up in the morning. Check the bank.
[00:10:31]  Then come in. Bank too full.
[00:10:34]  Too full. At capacity.
[00:10:35]  Getting almost two. Emergency meeting.
[00:10:38]  You need to spend the money. Boom.
[00:10:40]  Okay. Then pull.
[00:10:45]  Nice. I can. It is very nice in here.
[00:10:51]  It's nice and warm. J Confidential can't feel it.
[00:10:53]  It's nice and warm and spa-y.
[00:10:55]  It's very relaxing.
[00:10:57]  Well, after the club, I'm going to go to the club and I'm going to get some coke.
[00:11:01]  Let's go see.
[00:11:04]  It's a coho star.
[00:11:05]  No, it's not.
[00:11:06]  Not my pool Alright so far you enjoyed it I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:11:13]  We found it on the 5 star hotel.
[00:11:23]  You can get a massage or just chill. Yeah.
[00:11:26]  Yeah. Just chill in the pool.
[00:11:28]  I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
[00:11:30]  In the chat, there is a man sitting in a room over here, changing room.
[00:11:35]  I don't have to change room this time.
[00:11:36]  You need to see, because there is a jacuzzi over there.
[00:11:39]  Ah, okay. I forgot.
[00:11:42]  It's a very normal change.
[00:11:44]  Of course, what do you think?
[00:11:46]  This is special. Please, enter.
[00:11:50]  Only the... Okay. Okay. They're convincing me.
[00:12:06]  It's crazy.
[00:12:07]  It's very unbelievable.
[00:12:08]  It's also since the draw that an incident You wouldn't leave would you Oh, oh, oh.
[00:12:33]  Man, it's just like the door chest.

=== Quite Nice (03:03) ===

[00:12:52]  I swear it even smells the same.
[00:12:54]  I think they use the same incense.
[00:12:56]  This is quite nice.
[00:13:04]  Sniper rifle, telescope.
[00:13:16]  Yep, okay. The essentials.
[00:13:22]  This is extremely nice.
[00:13:29]  It's quite nice, isn't it?
[00:13:31]  It is quite nice. This is quite nice.
[00:13:33]  Take Confidential Viewers, this is quite nice.
[00:13:36]  We don't live anywhere.
[00:13:41]  Yeah, we don't live anywhere.
[00:13:45]  They could vote.
[00:13:48]  Yeah. What are we doing?
[00:13:59]  What dance is that? Tristan's dance.
[00:14:01]  We're at Tristan's. I don't know where Tristan is.
[00:14:03]  You know what this is? This is Python.
[00:14:06]  I'm a G. That is G. It's Python.
[00:14:09]  Cobra killed the Python. I walked in there and I was like, I like that jacket.
[00:14:11]  What is it? She's like, Python. She goes, it's the only one we've ever made.
[00:14:14]  But how much is it? Before she told me the price is set, I'll...
[00:14:17]  She thinks I'm going to fucking cry over $19,000.
[00:14:21]  What do I want to throw? So it's a $19,000 jacket.
[00:14:25]  Only... What do you mean, only?
[00:14:32]  What was that fucking stone you told me?
[00:14:36]  Ruby? No, not ruby, not sapphire, the other one.
[00:14:39]  Emerald. What do you mean you need emeralds?
[00:14:48]  Have you ever done an upgrade, Luke?
[00:14:51]  I've not done an upgrade. Mid-date.
[00:14:53]  Well, you know, the thing is, I have.
[00:14:55]  I've done the switcheroo.
[00:14:56]  And it sometimes was an upgrade.
[00:14:58]  The genuine switcheroo.
[00:14:59]  Have you ever done the download? Oh boy.
[00:15:02]  That's not a move. You think you're pulling a mid-date switcheroo.
[00:15:05]  Well maybe I'm doing a downgrade.
[00:15:07]  You might be. I might be doing that.
[00:15:08]  Let's hope I'm not doing a downgrade.
[00:15:09]  So that would get you. That would get me.
[00:15:11]  You super deserve that. I got. So we'll see.
[00:15:14]  We'll see how we go. What are we doing?
[00:15:16]  The upgrade has been pulled.
[00:15:17]  He's trying the upgrade. We're doing the mid-date switcheroo.
[00:15:19]  The mid-date switcheroo.
[00:15:21]  He's super fucked. Here's your jacket and your phone.
[00:15:23]  Thanks, homeboy. So he's the drunken cowboy.
[00:15:26]  Yee-haw! The drunken cowboy.
[00:15:28]  Drunken cowboy. Ain't nothing but vodka in this one.
[00:15:31]  There's so much about you that I'm gonna miss.
[00:15:35]  But it's all I'm saying.
[00:15:37]  If I hurry, I can still make shame.
[00:15:41]  Can't flip off the camera.
[00:15:42]  I hate that he can sing. Of course he can sing.
[00:15:45]  Tall, handsome, millionaire attitude.
[00:15:49]  So what are we doing now? Taking a little yacht, a mini one.
[00:15:53]  So we should probably call it a boat to be honest.

=== Can't Swim, Can't Jump (00:51) ===

[00:15:55]  It's a lovely place called 101 now.
[00:15:59]  So we're a boat team. Luke, can you swim?
[00:16:03]  Yes. Go on, then. Actually, if you could swim, show us.
[00:16:08]  I can't jump because there's not enough room in the boat.
[00:16:10]  But if you're such a capable swimmer, Californian, then fuck, man.
[00:16:13]  The water's warm. It's Dubai.
[00:16:14]  Can you swim? There's no sharks here.
[00:16:16]  I promise. All right. I can't swim. I can't swim.
[00:16:18]  You're welcome. Yeah, I love it. I can't swim.
[00:16:20]  This is pretty bad. As good as a skyline, that's a futuristic skyline.
[00:16:25]  It's a beautiful city. Man!
[00:16:27]  Like, that's the future. That is the future.
[00:16:29]  What, New York's gonna beat that?
[00:16:30]  Yeah, now, New York. Come on with the homeless people shitting themselves on the sidewalk.
[00:16:34]  Yeah! I'll stick with the Vi thing.
[00:16:39]  They've kept the basics along.
[00:16:41]  And it's sustainable too.
[00:16:45]  There's no weird leftism.