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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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JET SKI MAFIA IN MIAMI | Tate Confidential Ep. 127
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We have what we like to call an open door policy.
What does that mean? There was an issue where there was a really hot one and I had a locksmith issue so we kicked that bitch in.
Wait, it's never locked.
Good show, everything!
Good show, everything!
Take one for the team.
It is gonna be horrible This is ass. I'm just saying, now I feel safe with him behind the wheel.
Now. After the fifth one.
Finally. Finally we feel safe.
I feel safe. What?
This doesn't make sense.
Finally we're safe. Am I insane?
Am I crazy? We're in the four big body, bro.
Take a bunch of yours. Am I the crazy one?
What's this? Yoga fire.
Am I the crazy one?
No, I think I'm around a bunch of fucking crazy people.
All of the time.
Woo! Look at them!
Go hang out with someone else, nerd.
Or hang out with your own kind. Down at the chess club or the library.
We're boozing. Why am I here?
Woo!
What are we doing?
Hey Luke!
I can't!
What is this?
Give me a beer!
Why do I hang out with you guys?
Why do I hang out with these people?
Wish I'd known a loser!
What?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's not me, I'm with Paul Beard.
It can be pretty fun if you got sober up.
That's Paul Beard, sober up.
That's why he's sober up.
That is.
You know what, I'm sitting there, lips in stipples, got the whole looking for me.
All my exes live in Texas.
Yeah.
I'm not going to tell you.
And Texas is the place I'd really love to be.
Crazy too, some girls don't like boys like me.
Oh, but some girls do.
What is this?
Well, I ain't first class, but I ain't quite trash.
And a little crazy too, some girls don't like boys like me.
Luke, how long till we're there?
8 minutes.
Eight minutes! Eight minutes!
8 minutes!
Time for a new fucking roll beer!
4 booze!
8 whole fucking minutes!
God damn!
Woo!
Woo!
What is this guy doing?
I'm talking about the whole beer at the bus stop.
What's all this shit? Whole beer!
I got plenty of these!
Let's go!
Take all of this, I hate it, but no beers in London!
But nothing in Oakwood!
No beers!
Yee-haw!
Why are we doing this? Zoom in.
So they're waiting up here now.
Yeah, there's any police up there.
You know what I'm going to do? And I swear to God, if the police stop us, I'm going to...
And I'm going to throw some cans at the police.
You know what? Listen, listen, listen.
I'm driving. Fuck those motherfuckers.
I'll throw another beer at the bar.
I'm 12 with 97 minutes.
What's wrong with these people? What?
What's wrong with me? Yeah, what's wrong with you people?
I'm not a f***ing b**** BOOS WOOHOO Why are we in a boat?
Where are we going? We're pirates.
Cowboy pirates.
That's all I think. Two trash bags.
And some ice.
It's called a redneck.
Fucking ice chest.
Well, two trash bags, as a man who I can serve, I'm basically a piece of trash.
Give me that fucking beer. There you go, white boy.
Thank you very much, my husband. Half white boy.
Half white boy. I'm a full white boy.
I'm half white. I'm half white.
Hey, guess what, baby?
The house is gonna be shaking.
Hope those bricks and boards are taken.
Woo! That's G country, sir.
What are we doing? We're all super hammered.
Why are we doing it in Miami on jet skis?
We shouldn't be here. What are we- Mine's the slowest one.
Ha! You're slow.
No, you're slow.
Yeah, you are! So he's gone full.
It's not being super wet.
Ah! He's slow! He's the slow one!
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Oh.
Thank you.
So take confidential. Tristan is naturally slow.
He's slow. He can't go.
He's slow. Tristan's slow.
Tristan's slow. Jet ski hose.
Remember me on the ferry. He's basically like a one-star hotel room, basically.
Fuck off, Luke. They're just drinking up there.
Yeah, we're just drinking. I came to hide.
We're just drinking down here, mate.
Find somewhere to sleep, Luke.
Find somewhere to sleep, mate.
Bye! Don't check, wow!
See, I can't get holes in her jet.
I'm from the streets, bro!
I'm from the streets! We got two things for you on this island.
Well, first of all, we bought these genuine Cuban cigars when we left Romania.
Wait, they're actually real Cubans.
I know, I know. We bought them.
I know, real Cubans. The last time we left Romania, the last time we saw these gentlemen, and so...
Take your picture. Don't call me a gentleman again.
I did generous. Just so we don't get too classy, show them the redneck ice chest.
Oh, the redneck ice chest. Oh, the redneck ice chest.
What do you mean, redneck ice chest?
Two bags.
Two plastic bags.
Filled with ice. The middle one, you fill with ice.
And you have an insulating layer.
They're fucking trash bags.
Insulating layer. Ice cold beer.
Ice cold. I don't want to question the men of Louisiana, but why wouldn't you just put one bag and fill it with ice hands?
Yeah, I'm confused. Insulating layer.
Insulating layer. We need insulating layer.
I mean insulating layer. But it doesn't make any sense.
Why do I just have one girlfriend?
They got you.
Five minutes ago, everyone here was looking at my ass.
My jet ski is slow, my jet ski is slow.
So who's the homo? You were all staring at my naked ass five minutes ago.
So who's gay? Redneck ice chest, motherfucker.
What is this? Luke, take your boots.
Why am I with these degenerates?
Take your fucking boots. Take your fucking boots.
Fuck Luke, we only have five more beers anyway.
Only. Only.
We'll get more, don't worry. I'm going to pick a truck up on a cab.
Don't you want to ask me. Alright, so let's hang out here until we have to drive back.
Mine's slow as fuck. Mine's fucked.
Cubans. It could be because you're very, very heavy.
Yeah, I think you can't drive.
Honestly, it's Walter.
Folks, don't work that way. Justin isn't.
Wait till he's in McLaren. I'm in the Aston and I overtake his Aston.
Boom! I'm going to do McLaren slow.
Oh, it's so slow.
They got you, Tristan. We all know your jet skis just as fast as everyone else's.
It's your slow. You're too afraid to press the button.
You're too afraid to go all the way down.
So you go like a quarter of the way.
It's okay Tristan. I know sometimes it's fast
We're about to get rich, right here, at Hawthorne University.
We're going to do a little bit of research. We're going to do a little bit of research.
We're going to do a little bit of research.
We have what we like to call an open door policy.
What does that mean? There was an issue where there was a really hot lawn and I had a locksmith issue so we kicked that bitch in.
Wait. It's never locked.
It's never locked. We've been out all day.
Who the fuck is gonna mess with us?
What do you mean? They'll just do it when you're not home.
They're ours. That's right.
Don't worry. We don't need doors and locks and outlets.
So everything in here is free?
Yeah, basically. Free booze!
So they have loads of free cigars, free booze.
And absolutely nobody has touched them.
Until now! If we're crazy enough...
I wonder how easy it is to take the TV off.
Free TV. It's fine, bro.
Now we know where he goes to Michigan is loose.
Free things.
Yeah, it's free. This is the free house.
Yeah, it's free. It's all free. Free your suicide.
Yeah. Yeah.
Just push pace. Grab the microphone, Justin.
Yeah, I'm not singing. Yes, you are.
Here we go. Put Rick, put Rick, put Rick, Ashley, and I'll sing it.
You're singing, Justin.
I'm not singing. Justin, you're singing.
Oh, right. That's what she said.
Here. Let's go!
Have you ever heard old Marshall Dylan say, Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of running away?
Sittling down, would you marry me?
If I asked you twice, make you pretty pleased.
I said yes in a New York minute.
He never tried to knock.
His heart wasn't in it.
He just stole a kiss as he rolled away.
He never hung his hat.
Get it. That kid is please.
I should have been a cowboy.
I should have learned to roll the ride.
Look at this. What does that mean?
What does that mean?
I hope you're still alive!
Don't do this to me!
Yes!
What does that mean?
Why? I don't know.
Stop!
Don't do this to me!
Stop!
Don't do this to me!
Stop!
We're in a third world country.
So what was that dance you did last summer in Miami?
Oh look, this is my house dance.
You don't know that this is my house dance.
You guys can't keep buying houses.
We don't have enough houses. Yeah.
Pool. We have a pool.
You need to buy a boat.
Yeah, how do you need a boat? We don't need a boat.
We never use the boat.
So basically the hotel was terrible.
$2,000 a night.
Per room. Yeah, per room.
And then you have to pay $15 for one time.
No, it's fucking gay. I know.
In my room, there's no signal for it.
The phones all don't work.
The fucking phone signal's trash.
We have SIM cards. We have American SIM cards.
We went to go buy them. The whole country.
I actually think we're in a third world country.
I figured it out. Yeah, it's failed society.
Yeah, literally. America's a third world country.
So now we're in a $13 million house on the Miami fucking canal team.
And we're just going to have to do what we do best, which is just keep flexing our burquoise.
But the fucking hotel is a joke.
Let's hire a barman than a chef.
A barman and a chef? Barman, chef.
I'll do a bit of a wrangle. A few shots for Luke.
No, I don't need these. What do you think?
No. I mean, yesterday we started drinking at 10 a.m.
and then we drunk and then the jet skis and we were drunk the whole time.
We went to that restaurant afterwards and we were drinking there and then we went to the club and then we drunk.
Well caught today feeling absolutely I'm not aware of his presence.
No one will ever get our jokes.
Ever. Luke, is your mom singing?
Is your mom singing? I call my mom fat.
Yeah. See, the fat woman's not singing.
I can't hear her. Can you hear her? To me, that ain't over.
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