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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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THE TRUTH ABOUT ART BASEL | Tate Confidential Ep. 128
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Reallocating the boons from Luke's car to Luke's digestion.
Watch all that rotation! Watch all that rotation!
Listen.
Listen.
We've got to keep the party going.
No, we don't. Keep the action on.
Luke had the time of his life yesterday.
I didn't. We don't need to keep any action on.
Yesterday, boozing all day.
Drinking loads of booze. Jet skis, booze.
Club booze. Restaurant booze.
Two hours sleep. No sleep. Booze, booze, booze.
I think we've got to keep the groom flowing.
No, no. We can finally take a break.
Don't stay in the groom.
Don't worry, Tristan. If you thought yesterday was crazy, you should see what I'm like today.
Today is going to be awful.
Change. You better buckle the fuck up.
I'm down. Luke, is your mom singing?
Is your mom singing? I call my mom fat.
Yeah. But see, the fat woman's not singing.
I can't hear her. Can you hear her? To me, that ain't over.
We've just fucking begun.
Luke. So you better buckle up for the most crazy thing ever.
Tristan, even, you're not ready for what's about to happen.
I'm down. Oh, no more horror.
Deep Disneyland at their own games.
They invent their own new...
They invent new rules to stuff.
So what? In Disneyland?
Oh, we saw Corona.
I haven't heard about that recently.
I thought it was all gone, man.
So, this is a good one.
In Disneyland, if you're eating, you have to have the best one.
So, what I did was, I put my ass here, I held my popcorn in this game, and then I got some popcorn like this.
And I walked around Disneyland.
Do we ever have a monster? Ah.
Sorry. You know what, Tristan?
James could actually put it back to where my trick was.
I'm filming. And if you're filming, it's like you're distracted and you can't hear them.
The oppression! Hey, but I still haven't put it on.
I'm not putting it on. Now I have to sit down to eat.
You know who they made that rule up for?
Us. They've been watching us on the cameras for two hours doing this to every security guard.
James pulled more down to us.
And now they just made up a new rule to try and get us.
The only way to get around the mast has been to pretend we're eating forever.
Yeah. So I stand like this, and every time the security guard comes, I go...
They are really good chairs, aren't they?
I told you. Look, I told you to get something nice and crazy.
Yeah, this is super good. We've got chairs.
I know. We've got art stuff.
Art basil, super, you know.
What do you mean? RE. Yeah, this is really good action.
You know, I think we should do this type of action more often.
Tristan, we've got loads of action here.
It made me feel ripped off.
What do you mean ripped off?
Let's take you here is actually I made new friends, though. No, no, no. I actually want to reveal to the Tate Convention people for the first time that I'm actually an artist, and we're here to see my exhibition.
Nice. So which one did you make?
We're going to go to my exhibition and I'm going to show you.
So that's what you've been doing?
All this time I've been a super artist.
So you don't sleep and you've just been doing art?
I do art. I did that quickly but that's not the one.
Wait, my fault, your fault?
Yeah, exactly. My fault, your fault.
It talks about the difference between when you're arguing with somebody and you know you're wrong but you don't want to admit it because your ego is now attached and my fault, your fault and you're flipping between and you're laying at home and you miss her.
He's not an art creator. You bang her best friend and it all goes wrong.
And that's what happened. My fault, your fault.
I made that, yeah. It's really good, Andrew.
Thank you. I made most of this.
I made most of this stuff, to be honest.
Tristan, why don't you support your brother?
I made basically all of them.
I bet this stuff could really make you feel warm.
It could, inside. Warm inside.
Look at the colors. It's a blanket.
Yeah, no, no, no. The colors.
Why are you enjoying it? Actually, you're here to troll me and you're enjoying it.
Yeah, it's super fun. Look at the colors.
Look at the buttons. How many buttons do you think they are?
There's probably a symbolic number of buttons.
I figured it out, Tristan.
Guys, I figured it out. I'm going to become an artist.
I am. I am.
I've thought it through. But you're talentless.
No, I'm not. Just wait until you're my idea.
So, it's going to be...
Obviously, you need a mask and you need vaccination to get inside of my exhibition, which is going to be amazing.
And it's going to start off, you walk in, and it's going to be a mirror, and on top it's going to say slave.
And there you are, going to look into yourself.
But what happens when people like me turn on?
No, it's going to be called a deep introspection.
And as you go from mirror to mirror, it's going to say slave, loser.
I have something just for you, yeah.
Loser. Loser's for you.
You see? So that way they get hit with everything at all times.
Big loser. Yeah, big loser.
Ah. We may have figured this out.
Tristan's scared about it. Yeah.
That's why he's really scared, isn't he?
Yeah, he's really scared, isn't he?
A deep introspection.
Loads of mirrors.
Like, introspection. Moron.
Loads of things. Tristan, I admit you'd like my art exhibition.
I admit you're never going to do this, and you just don't- stop saying things.
Andrew, can I get the funds, please?
Of course, no problem. When you need Bitcoin?
Yep. You fund these art exhibitions.
I will fund his art exhibition.
It's gonna be fucking good.
I'm gonna fund it and it's gonna take place in your bedroom.
I thought we were gonna deliver my bed.
You're just gonna write words on it with a permanent bed.
That's not art. That's a bed.
That's a bed in the room.
Who are you to tell me what art is?
And if you do that, I'm selling your bed.
Who are you to tell me what art is?
I'm gonna sell your bed and take pictures of you laying on the floor in a 12-bedroom mansion with a Ferrari outside and call it I don't know.
What are we called? Poverty?
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. I think this is a view in the mansion.
I really, really think. With your Ferrari keys sleeping on the floor.
No, Tristan, that's a good one.
That's a good piece, and I completely agree.
I'm going to call it Priorities. I actually, I actually think, I think we can take the art industry, which is by storm.
Yeah, but most of this is crap.
It is.
Look, I don't want to talk to you.
So basically what I was thinking of doing is reallocating...
Oh wait, okay.
Reallocating the booze from Luke's cup into Luke's digestive system.
This is bullshit. I was going to talk about a big $5 million move, but obviously we're too busy trying to make Luke finish his drink as normal.
This is bullshit. We have priorities here.
There's more and more people just ganging up on me.
That's what's happening. It's just bullshit.
Welcome to Iowa Luke. Welcome to Big School Luke.
Sorry we care.
You're included as part of the group.
I fucking hate this group.
Okay.
Okay.
all for me.
I'm just a guy who's into hip hop.
Hey! Hey! I told Tristan to get one bottle of vodka and one bottle of whiskey,
and he got the biggest bottles.
Tristan, there's no way this is getting drunk.
They're monumental. Why don't you go talk yourself?
Stop drinking liquid death.
Piss off. Keep the balls going.
Why are we so degenerate?
How did we all end up rich? Well, we're celebrating his birthday for a start.
Extra degeneracy is needed.
Happy birthday, Justin Waller.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
Tastes like death. Isn't this illegal drinking on the street?
public.
We just chased it.
Yeah, well, maybe a mixed drink.
Maybe a mixed drink.
Pour some into it.
Yeah.
Andrew, pay, pay, pay, pay my car.
Why did we get the Ferris wheel VIP booth?
Because we're VIPs and we want to go on a Ferris wheel.
All it is is like leather seats and a glass floor.
That's the VIP experience.
That sounds like the best thing that's ever happened in my life.
Better than wrestling a manatee.
I mean, we were looking for a manatee.
I wish we found one. We didn't see one, but I know that you and me would have wrestled a manatee.
Absolutely. Onto the boat.
Onto the boat. All of them.
All of them. There was zero wrangle on the boat.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Sterling.
Sterling, I see one. I see one.
She sounds like she's from Louisiana.
I ain't that strong.
What is this?
Lamborghini seats.
BIP. Better know it.
Better know it. Playin' rock and roll!
Get it on!
What are we doin', bro? Get it tough!
Get it beat up!
Broken bones!
Get it hard! Get it tough!
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll!
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll!
Oh shit!
This is fine!
I'm so glad it's not that goddamn boat man that is this degenerate shit!
Oh yeah, that's ridiculous.
I'm going to start putting everything in the freezer.
Yeah, go ahead, Marfa. That's fucked up.
Boom. Yee-haw!
What is this?
What is this?
Woo!
Ha ha ha!
Woo!
Ha ha ha!
What a little hill hill!
Woo!
Oh!
Oh!
Woo! We make booze very seriously.
Serious business. Serious like a boat.
We're very serious. We're serious boozers.
No driving. No driving.
We just go to the iceberg.
You're free to crash it or something?
We want the iceberg. Captain goes down with the ship.
Right, gentlemen. Let's booze.
Woo! What time is it?
Booze o'clock. It's 10.30 in the morning.
Booze o'clock. That's the time it is!
Woo! You're going to be wooing on every future trip you take!
From now on! You're going to be wooing everywhere!
So, happy birthday, Justin.
This boat tour is supposed to end in 10 minutes.
We've been spending it for number 19.
Oh, yeah. It's on me.
We're refueling. He said I was running out of fuel.
I have to do the fuel stuff. I'll pull some gas stations, too.
Justin, my Amex never runs dry, dude.
Woo!
Yeah!
Let's get it!
Hero, what's going on, hero?
This is funny as fuck!
Let's get it!
Yes, sir!
The boys!
Yeah! That's fucking funny as shit.
To our captain!
Happy birthday!
More booze!
Oh Andrew Tate sleep. Oh, hey, let's get into it guys. Let's make it a good show. Let's do body count Multiple boyfriends, but I'm still single so life is good.
Oh Haram. Myron, listen, before I come back on the show, we need a haram button.
We need a haram button.
Kind of single.
Wait, wait. You know when she says kind of single, there's a guy at home whose heart just broke.
He's like, I've been paying for all those dinners.
You're gonna come at me with kind of single online.
He's not watching. What's my career?
I'm a professional whore.
Yeah, Andrew Tate, four-time kickboxing world champion.
Trillionaire. Humble.
Nice guy. Dominant.
Dominant? Would you describe me as dominant?
I mean, I want you to be...
I mean, that was me saying that, but I have, like, five boyfriends, though.
Listen, I think the world's ready for the asteroid.
I think we've got to a point now we need to just welcome.
Because there's 72 virgins waiting for me.
There's no virgins in my house. Myron, we're not leaving.
I knew it was going to happen though because I made it so stupid.
Myron. You know Myron?
Guys. Who wants K to sleep?
You guys want K off the show?
Subscribe. You know what it is?
Deep down. You know what it is?
No, I came on.
That's not clear, Myron.
You get off the show. You got to get off the show now.
You got me down.
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