Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - JET SKI MAFIA IN MIAMI | Tate Confidential Ep. 127
Aired: 2022-07-26
Duration: 16:27


=== Why Are We Doing This? (08:10) ===

[00:00:02]  We have what we like to call an open door policy.
[00:00:06]  What does that mean? There was an issue where there was a really hot one and I had a locksmith issue so we kicked that bitch in.
[00:00:13]  Wait, it's never locked.
[00:00:16]  Good show, everything!
[00:00:18]  Good show, everything!
[00:00:28]  Take one for the team.
[00:00:44]  It is gonna be horrible This is ass. I'm just saying, now I feel safe with him behind the wheel.
[00:00:50]  Now. After the fifth one.
[00:00:53]  Finally. Finally we feel safe.
[00:00:55]  I feel safe. What?
[00:00:56]  This doesn't make sense.
[00:00:59]  Finally we're safe. Am I insane?
[00:01:01]  Am I crazy? We're in the four big body, bro.
[00:01:03]  Take a bunch of yours. Am I the crazy one?
[00:01:05]  What's this? Yoga fire.
[00:01:11]  Am I the crazy one?
[00:01:14]  No, I think I'm around a bunch of fucking crazy people.
[00:01:17]  All of the time.
[00:01:19]  Woo! Look at them!
[00:01:20]  Go hang out with someone else, nerd.
[00:01:24]  Or hang out with your own kind. Down at the chess club or the library.
[00:01:28]  We're boozing. Why am I here?
[00:01:36]  Woo!
[00:01:38]  What are we doing?
[00:01:44]  Hey Luke!
[00:01:50]  I can't!
[00:01:54]  What is this?
[00:01:58]  Give me a beer!
[00:02:00]  Why do I hang out with you guys?
[00:02:01]  Why do I hang out with these people?
[00:02:08]  Wish I'd known a loser!
[00:02:10]  What?
[00:02:11]  I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[00:02:21]  It's not me, I'm with Paul Beard.
[00:02:23]  It can be pretty fun if you got sober up.
[00:02:26]  That's Paul Beard, sober up.
[00:02:27]  That's why he's sober up.
[00:02:28]  That is.
[00:02:29]  You know what, I'm sitting there, lips in stipples, got the whole looking for me.
[00:02:35]  All my exes live in Texas.
[00:02:40]  Yeah.
[00:02:41]  I'm not going to tell you.
[00:02:43]  And Texas is the place I'd really love to be.
[00:02:50]  Crazy too, some girls don't like boys like me.
[00:02:55]  Oh, but some girls do.
[00:02:58]  What is this?
[00:03:00]  Well, I ain't first class, but I ain't quite trash.
[00:03:04]  And a little crazy too, some girls don't like boys like me.
[00:03:11]  Luke, how long till we're there?
[00:03:14]  8 minutes.
[00:03:15]  Eight minutes! Eight minutes!
[00:03:16]  8 minutes!
[00:03:18]  Time for a new fucking roll beer!
[00:03:20]  4 booze!
[00:03:22]  8 whole fucking minutes!
[00:03:24]  God damn!
[00:03:26]  Woo!
[00:03:28]  Woo!
[00:03:30]  What is this guy doing?
[00:03:32]  I'm talking about the whole beer at the bus stop.
[00:03:34]  What's all this shit? Whole beer!
[00:03:36]  I got plenty of these!
[00:03:39]  Let's go!
[00:03:41]  Take all of this, I hate it, but no beers in London!
[00:03:43]  But nothing in Oakwood!
[00:03:45]  No beers!
[00:03:47]  Yee-haw!
[00:03:53]  Why are we doing this? Zoom in.
[00:03:58]  So they're waiting up here now.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, there's any police up there.
[00:04:00]  You know what I'm going to do? And I swear to God, if the police stop us, I'm going to...
[00:04:05]  And I'm going to throw some cans at the police.
[00:04:07]  You know what? Listen, listen, listen.
[00:04:10]  I'm driving. Fuck those motherfuckers.
[00:04:12]  I'll throw another beer at the bar.
[00:04:17]  I'm 12 with 97 minutes.
[00:04:18]  What's wrong with these people? What?
[00:04:20]  What's wrong with me? Yeah, what's wrong with you people?
[00:04:22]  I'm not a f***ing b**** BOOS WOOHOO Why are we in a boat?
[00:04:30]  Where are we going? We're pirates.
[00:04:33]  Cowboy pirates.
[00:04:35]  That's all I think. Two trash bags.
[00:04:42]  And some ice.
[00:04:44]  It's called a redneck.
[00:04:48]  Fucking ice chest.
[00:04:49]  Well, two trash bags, as a man who I can serve, I'm basically a piece of trash.
[00:04:53]  Give me that fucking beer. There you go, white boy.
[00:04:54]  Thank you very much, my husband. Half white boy.
[00:04:57]  Half white boy. I'm a full white boy.
[00:04:59]  I'm half white. I'm half white.
[00:05:01]  Hey, guess what, baby?
[00:05:03]  The house is gonna be shaking.
[00:05:10]  Hope those bricks and boards are taken.
[00:05:14]  Woo! That's G country, sir.
[00:05:18]  What are we doing? We're all super hammered.
[00:05:26]  Why are we doing it in Miami on jet skis?
[00:05:28]  We shouldn't be here. What are we- Mine's the slowest one.
[00:05:44]  Ha! You're slow.
[00:05:46]  No, you're slow.
[00:05:49]  Yeah, you are! So he's gone full.
[00:05:56]  It's not being super wet.
[00:05:58]  Ah! He's slow! He's the slow one!
[00:06:09]  Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
[00:06:13]  Oh.
[00:06:13]  Thank you.
[00:06:16]  So take confidential. Tristan is naturally slow.
[00:06:19]  He's slow. He can't go.
[00:06:22]  He's slow. Tristan's slow.
[00:06:26]  Tristan's slow. Jet ski hose.
[00:06:38]  Remember me on the ferry. He's basically like a one-star hotel room, basically.
[00:06:45]  Fuck off, Luke. They're just drinking up there.
[00:06:49]  Yeah, we're just drinking. I came to hide.
[00:06:50]  We're just drinking down here, mate.
[00:06:52]  Find somewhere to sleep, Luke.
[00:06:54]  Find somewhere to sleep, mate.
[00:06:56]  Bye! Don't check, wow!
[00:06:58]  See, I can't get holes in her jet.
[00:07:00]  I'm from the streets, bro!
[00:07:02]  I'm from the streets! We got two things for you on this island.
[00:07:10]  Well, first of all, we bought these genuine Cuban cigars when we left Romania.
[00:07:18]  Wait, they're actually real Cubans.
[00:07:19]  I know, I know. We bought them.
[00:07:20]  I know, real Cubans. The last time we left Romania, the last time we saw these gentlemen, and so...
[00:07:26]  Take your picture. Don't call me a gentleman again.
[00:07:29]  I did generous. Just so we don't get too classy, show them the redneck ice chest.
[00:07:36]  Oh, the redneck ice chest. Oh, the redneck ice chest.
[00:07:37]  What do you mean, redneck ice chest?
[00:07:40]  Two bags.
[00:07:41]  Two plastic bags.
[00:07:43]  Filled with ice. The middle one, you fill with ice.
[00:07:46]  And you have an insulating layer.
[00:07:49]  They're fucking trash bags.
[00:07:52]  Insulating layer. Ice cold beer.
[00:07:55]  Ice cold. I don't want to question the men of Louisiana, but why wouldn't you just put one bag and fill it with ice hands?
[00:07:59]  Yeah, I'm confused. Insulating layer.
[00:08:02]  Insulating layer. We need insulating layer.
[00:08:04]  I mean insulating layer. But it doesn't make any sense.
[00:08:06]  Why do I just have one girlfriend?

=== Why Not Ice Bags? (04:26) ===

[00:08:12]  They got you.
[00:08:14]  Five minutes ago, everyone here was looking at my ass.
[00:08:17]  My jet ski is slow, my jet ski is slow.
[00:08:18]  So who's the homo? You were all staring at my naked ass five minutes ago.
[00:08:22]  So who's gay? Redneck ice chest, motherfucker.
[00:08:26]  What is this? Luke, take your boots.
[00:08:28]  Why am I with these degenerates?
[00:08:29]  Take your fucking boots. Take your fucking boots.
[00:08:32]  Fuck Luke, we only have five more beers anyway.
[00:08:35]  Only. Only.
[00:08:36]  We'll get more, don't worry. I'm going to pick a truck up on a cab.
[00:08:39]  Don't you want to ask me. Alright, so let's hang out here until we have to drive back.
[00:08:42]  Mine's slow as fuck. Mine's fucked.
[00:08:45]  Cubans. It could be because you're very, very heavy.
[00:08:47]  Yeah, I think you can't drive.
[00:08:48]  Honestly, it's Walter.
[00:08:50]  Folks, don't work that way. Justin isn't.
[00:08:52]  Wait till he's in McLaren. I'm in the Aston and I overtake his Aston.
[00:08:54]  Boom! I'm going to do McLaren slow.
[00:08:56]  Oh, it's so slow.
[00:08:58]  They got you, Tristan. We all know your jet skis just as fast as everyone else's.
[00:09:02]  It's your slow. You're too afraid to press the button.
[00:09:06]  You're too afraid to go all the way down.
[00:09:09]  So you go like a quarter of the way.
[00:09:11]  It's okay Tristan. I know sometimes it's fast
[00:10:35]  We're about to get rich, right here, at Hawthorne University.
[00:10:38]  We're going to do a little bit of research. We're going to do a little bit of research.
[00:10:39]  We're going to do a little bit of research.
[00:11:54]  We have what we like to call an open door policy.
[00:11:58]  What does that mean? There was an issue where there was a really hot lawn and I had a locksmith issue so we kicked that bitch in.
[00:12:05]  Wait. It's never locked.
[00:12:07]  It's never locked. We've been out all day.
[00:12:09]  Who the fuck is gonna mess with us?
[00:12:11]  What do you mean? They'll just do it when you're not home.
[00:12:18]  They're ours. That's right.
[00:12:19]  Don't worry. We don't need doors and locks and outlets.
[00:12:22]  So everything in here is free?
[00:12:24]  Yeah, basically. Free booze!
[00:12:26]  So they have loads of free cigars, free booze.
[00:12:29]  And absolutely nobody has touched them.
[00:12:33]  Until now! If we're crazy enough...
[00:12:36]  I wonder how easy it is to take the TV off.

=== Open Door Policy (03:48) ===

[00:12:39]  Free TV. It's fine, bro.
[00:12:42]  Now we know where he goes to Michigan is loose.
[00:12:45]  Free things.
[00:12:47]  Yeah, it's free. This is the free house.
[00:12:49]  Yeah, it's free. It's all free. Free your suicide.
[00:12:53]  Yeah. Yeah.
[00:12:56]  Just push pace. Grab the microphone, Justin.
[00:12:59]  Yeah, I'm not singing. Yes, you are.
[00:13:02]  Here we go. Put Rick, put Rick, put Rick, Ashley, and I'll sing it.
[00:13:05]  You're singing, Justin.
[00:13:06]  I'm not singing. Justin, you're singing.
[00:13:08]  Oh, right. That's what she said.
[00:13:12]  Here. Let's go!
[00:13:18]  Have you ever heard old Marshall Dylan say, Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of running away?
[00:13:27]  Sittling down, would you marry me?
[00:13:30]  If I asked you twice, make you pretty pleased.
[00:13:35]  I said yes in a New York minute.
[00:13:38]  He never tried to knock.
[00:13:39]  His heart wasn't in it.
[00:13:41]  He just stole a kiss as he rolled away.
[00:13:44]  He never hung his hat.
[00:13:47]  Get it. That kid is please.
[00:13:50]  I should have been a cowboy.
[00:13:54]  I should have learned to roll the ride.
[00:14:01]  Look at this. What does that mean?
[00:14:05]  What does that mean?
[00:14:07]  I hope you're still alive!
[00:14:09]  Don't do this to me!
[00:14:11]  Yes!
[00:14:13]  What does that mean?
[00:14:15]  Why? I don't know.
[00:14:17]  Stop!
[00:14:19]  Don't do this to me!
[00:14:21]  Stop!
[00:14:23]  Don't do this to me!
[00:14:25]  Stop!
[00:14:27]  We're in a third world country.
[00:14:30]  So what was that dance you did last summer in Miami?
[00:14:32]  Oh look, this is my house dance.
[00:14:34]  You don't know that this is my house dance.
[00:14:36]  You guys can't keep buying houses.
[00:14:37]  We don't have enough houses. Yeah.
[00:14:40]  Pool. We have a pool.
[00:14:42]  You need to buy a boat.
[00:14:43]  Yeah, how do you need a boat? We don't need a boat.
[00:14:46]  We never use the boat.
[00:14:47]  So basically the hotel was terrible.
[00:14:50]  $2,000 a night.
[00:14:52]  Per room. Yeah, per room.
[00:14:54]  And then you have to pay $15 for one time.
[00:14:55]  No, it's fucking gay. I know.
[00:14:58]  In my room, there's no signal for it.
[00:15:01]  The phones all don't work.
[00:15:03]  The fucking phone signal's trash.
[00:15:05]  We have SIM cards. We have American SIM cards.
[00:15:06]  We went to go buy them. The whole country.
[00:15:09]  I actually think we're in a third world country.
[00:15:11]  I figured it out. Yeah, it's failed society.
[00:15:12]  Yeah, literally. America's a third world country.
[00:15:14]  So now we're in a $13 million house on the Miami fucking canal team.
[00:15:20]  And we're just going to have to do what we do best, which is just keep flexing our burquoise.
[00:15:24]  But the fucking hotel is a joke.
[00:15:26]  Let's hire a barman than a chef.
[00:15:27]  A barman and a chef? Barman, chef.
[00:15:29]  I'll do a bit of a wrangle. A few shots for Luke.
[00:15:32]  No, I don't need these. What do you think?
[00:15:34]  No. I mean, yesterday we started drinking at 10 a.m.
[00:15:38]  and then we drunk and then the jet skis and we were drunk the whole time.
[00:15:40]  We went to that restaurant afterwards and we were drinking there and then we went to the club and then we drunk.
[00:15:44]  Well caught today feeling absolutely I'm not aware of his presence.
[00:16:10]  No one will ever get our jokes.
[00:16:12]  Ever. Luke, is your mom singing?
[00:16:20]  Is your mom singing? I call my mom fat.
[00:16:23]  Yeah. See, the fat woman's not singing.
[00:16:24]  I can't hear her. Can you hear her? To me, that ain't over.