Lunch Time
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So it's a 50-50 kidnap or this is the car?
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I mean, it's a luxury Mercedes from 14 years ago with a crack in the windscreen.
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I like that. I can roll this way.
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Yeah. Now we're talking.
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Nice healthy breakfast for your cousin, Andrew.
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It's literally not even 6 a.m., man.
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Sorry, we'll sit down with some of that.
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Yeah. Sure.
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White wine is that sweet. Can you tell me?
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A glass of white wine? Well, I thought it was grape juice.
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It basically is. The other difference between wine and grape juice.
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One's older. That's it.
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You ever hear the story about the king who lives in the castle and he was trying to plow his fields?
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They're making things up.
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And the queen didn't want him to because she'd rather he stay at home and become a watercolorist.
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I'm not talking to Andrew.
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What's for breakfast?
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Cheese. Nice.
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And wassons.
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Nice wassons.
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Special bread.
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Fuck off things, sir.
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Why is Luke's shirt so clean?
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I've had 10 G&T's.
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He's had 9, that's why.
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It's 7.30 a.m.
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Oh, it's 7.30 in the morning.
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7.45 actually.
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Lunch time. Got tissue for his issue.
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Luke, here you go. Here you go, mate.
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Here you go. Here you go.
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Here's the tissue for your issue.
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For the tears. For the tears.
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Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
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One more booze. Is it booze?
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What is it? You ordered it.
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What is it? Welcome to Tonic.
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Welcome to the real world.
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It's not even 8 a.m.
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yet. 749.
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It's almost 8.
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We've only had 15 drinks.
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Yeah, right. It's 8 a.m.
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I asked for a hot dog.
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This is sweet, huh? I didn't ask.
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It's sweet in my beer. I removed the asphalt.
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I just wanted a hot dog.
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You got me beer and Doritos.
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It's cold in my brain.
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These aren't hot dogs. So?
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Hot dog would have been hot.
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Cold beer Aikido. The cold beer.
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Yeah, we like those. Nice cold beer.
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What's your problem? You ever hear the story about the king with the queen and the fields?
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No. That's it.
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How's the beer, Luke? I said I wanted hot dogs.
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I think you wanted hot dogs. This isn't a hot dog.
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But I was buying. And I have fucking Doritos.
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I don't like Doritos. Yeah, but I need to get you them to stop me from doing something stupid.
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In hot dog, how many vowels are there?
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Two. In beer, how many vowels are there?
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One. One?
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There's E twice.
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E-ear? E-E. Vowel.
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Are you drunk? We're not talking about syllables.
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Did you just say own vowels?
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I thought you said... No, in hot dog there's two O's, and in beer there's two E's.
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Okay, I thought it was syllables. So there's the same amount of vowels.
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So we admit that beer is effectively hot dogs.
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It's exactly the same. More nutritious.
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Nice drinkable glass.
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Welcome to the real world, Luke.
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Look at the big school. Fish and booze.
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XRP is a scam.
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Sell it all. Sell all of it.
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Duke. We're up over 50% today.
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We went on a plane and now we're up 50%.
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We should sell it all. It's a scam.
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Scams pump the hardest. Why are we in Warsaw?
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So I say we go to...
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Poland.
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Why are we in Warsaw while scam pumps to the moon?
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Does that make sense?
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All right, they've got roads, they've got boos, and tech, which is a mini bar.
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Mini boos. Is Warsaw nice?
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It looks very German. Fuck off in Germany.
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Are you guys sure you didn't trick me?
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We're not in Germany. Ooh, fuck off in Germany.
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The mini bar stopped properly.
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Two bullets, two runs.
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Two Hennessys, three whiskeys.
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Well guys, I'm worried that we're in Germany.
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Mask police didn't stop me though.
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So maybe we're not in Germany.
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I like Poland.
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Poland's super nice.
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Nice hotel.
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It's nice. Too bad everything's closed.
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I don't know why I'm here.
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We're in Poland. I know, I've been to Poland before.
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What do you mean you've been here before?
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Tell me you've been to places before.
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This is my first time Poland.
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I'm excited. I'm out there.
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I'm out there. Try my best guys.
First Time In Poland
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Try my best. Do you know your coffees?
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Yeah. I know.
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He got you. Poland got me.
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They got you. Me and Andrew are drinking at 3am yesterday.
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What happened to you? I went back.
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Why? Why does your cousin go to bed all the time?
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I don't know. Why does he go to bed?
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Isn't he the young one?
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Shouldn't he have more energy than us?
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It's true. Something wrong.
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Good morning. Fixed it for you.
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I fixed your problem. This didn't solve any problem I had.
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No, you had a problem and I fixed it.
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I didn't. I had a nice coffee.
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We had a problem. Me, you, and A. If I don't get a beer in the next five minutes, I'm going to fucking kill somebody.
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That would have been a problem. Yeah.
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That would have been a problem. It would have been a huge problem if I murder somebody.
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Yeah. If I don't get a beer in the next few minutes, I'm going to kill somebody.
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You understand that, right?
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I understand. So I now understand the problem.
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Yeah, the problem is someone was about to die.
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Yeah. Because you're a psycho.
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Good thing they served for you.
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Good thing. Good thing.
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I was gonna say someone's white.
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That was close.
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Well, Luke.
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It's your move.
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He's like, I'm done.
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I'm done.
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Your move.
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Please like and subscribe.
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We're the only guys in business class.
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That's why we've reached levels.
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That's why we've unlocked the secret levels.
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Like brigades. He would love another one.
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Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
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Beautiful, isn't it? It's not.
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It's never-ending. Somehow, it never empties.
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It never empties? It's the never-emptying cup.
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And I just wish it was water.
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No, in business class, cups don't empty.
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I know. But my water cup seems to be emptying.
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If you look at the comparison, I don't know.
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I think it's different cups. They got the wrong cup for each drink.
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I don't know. The water is cheap.
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If you had one cup that never emptied, you'd choose the gin and tonic cup.
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You could sell them. Pour them out.
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Tristan, you want to buy my gin and tonic cup?
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No thanks. You sure? Nope.
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Got my own. You hear that sound?
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That's the sound of your failure.
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You're about to hear it from both sides now.
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The sound of you being a loser.
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What do you wake up to the real world?
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You're a gin and tonic.
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It never ends. What does gin and tonic stand for?
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What does G&T stand for?
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Bad tonic. First class.
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First class. First class.
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First question for both of you.
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I wonder if the viewers of Tate Confidential think the booze is fake.
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Sir, I'll finish your question today.
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I'll ask you a question. I think it's G&T. It's not fake.
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I don't really know it's not fake.
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It's not fake at all.
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It's a real G&T. It's a real shaking I hear in my ears.
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The coffee's real too.
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This is real. So we've gotten papers and I have no idea what they say at all.
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You told me to spell out this piece of paper, yes.
Yes Exactly Ooh
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Yes. Anyway.
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Ah, here. It says here.
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Okay, translations. Well done.
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Yeah, translations are there. Nice.
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Do you have a pen? No.
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No pen. He wants...
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I only have notes worth 30 euros each.
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And he wants to do this. Yeah.
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That looks fun. What else do you use 30 euro on?
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The driver's here in one second.
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Yeah, yeah. And he's our driver.
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Rich. Tristan.
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Tristan, I'm gonna travel with him.
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He does have clean shirt, doesn't he?
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So we made it. Yes.
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Exactly. Ooh, it's cold.
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It is cold. You were right.
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You did tell me it was cold here.
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They bring a jacket down, which is cold.
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Yep. It's cold, depressing, communist winter.
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Nice. I speak Russian.
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So it's a 50-50 kidnap or this is the car?
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I mean, it's a luxury Mercedes from 14 years ago with a crack in the windscreen.
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I like that. I can roll this way.
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Yeah. I'm an old school kind of guy.
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I can happily roll this thing, you know?
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All the clues to traditional Belarusian food.
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Nice. We're eating Belarus.
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Can't we just have some nice Belarusian food?
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Yeah, exactly. Follow the clues, guys.