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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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OPERATION BELARUS PT 1 | Tate Confidential Ep. 99
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So it's a 50-50 kidnap or this is the car?
I mean, it's a luxury Mercedes from 14 years ago with a crack in the windscreen.
I like that. I can roll this way.
Yeah. Now we're talking.
Nice healthy breakfast for your cousin, Andrew.
It's literally not even 6 a.m., man.
Sorry, we'll sit down with some of that.
Yeah. Sure.
White wine is that sweet. Can you tell me?
A glass of white wine? Well, I thought it was grape juice.
It basically is. The other difference between wine and grape juice.
One's older. That's it.
You ever hear the story about the king who lives in the castle and he was trying to plow his fields?
They're making things up.
And the queen didn't want him to because she'd rather he stay at home and become a watercolorist.
I'm not talking to Andrew.
What's for breakfast?
Cheese. Nice.
And wassons.
Nice wassons.
Special bread.
Fuck off things, sir.
Why is Luke's shirt so clean?
I've had 10 G&T's.
He's had 9, that's why.
It's 7.30 a.m.
Oh, it's 7.30 in the morning.
7.45 actually.
Lunch time. Got tissue for his issue.
Luke, here you go. Here you go, mate.
Here you go. Here you go.
Here's the tissue for your issue.
For the tears. For the tears.
Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
One more booze. Is it booze?
What is it? You ordered it.
What is it? Welcome to Tonic.
Welcome to the real world.
It's not even 8 a.m.
yet. 749.
It's almost 8.
We've only had 15 drinks.
Yeah, right. It's 8 a.m.
I asked for a hot dog.
This is sweet, huh? I didn't ask.
It's sweet in my beer. I removed the asphalt.
I just wanted a hot dog.
You got me beer and Doritos.
It's cold in my brain.
These aren't hot dogs. So?
Hot dog would have been hot.
Cold beer Aikido. The cold beer.
Yeah, we like those. Nice cold beer.
What's your problem? You ever hear the story about the king with the queen and the fields?
No. That's it.
How's the beer, Luke? I said I wanted hot dogs.
I think you wanted hot dogs. This isn't a hot dog.
But I was buying. And I have fucking Doritos.
I don't like Doritos. Yeah, but I need to get you them to stop me from doing something stupid.
In hot dog, how many vowels are there?
Two. In beer, how many vowels are there?
One. One?
There's E twice.
E-ear? E-E. Vowel.
Are you drunk? We're not talking about syllables.
Did you just say own vowels?
I thought you said... No, in hot dog there's two O's, and in beer there's two E's.
Okay, I thought it was syllables. So there's the same amount of vowels.
So we admit that beer is effectively hot dogs.
It's exactly the same. More nutritious.
Nice drinkable glass.
Welcome to the real world, Luke.
Look at the big school. Fish and booze.
XRP is a scam.
Sell it all. Sell all of it.
Duke. We're up over 50% today.
We went on a plane and now we're up 50%.
We should sell it all. It's a scam.
Scams pump the hardest. Why are we in Warsaw?
So I say we go to...
Poland.
Why are we in Warsaw while scam pumps to the moon?
Does that make sense?
All right, they've got roads, they've got boos, and tech, which is a mini bar.
Mini boos. Is Warsaw nice?
It looks very German. Fuck off in Germany.
Are you guys sure you didn't trick me?
We're not in Germany. Ooh, fuck off in Germany.
The mini bar stopped properly.
Two bullets, two runs.
Two Hennessys, three whiskeys.
Well guys, I'm worried that we're in Germany.
Mask police didn't stop me though.
So maybe we're not in Germany.
I like Poland.
Poland's super nice.
Nice hotel.
It's nice. Too bad everything's closed.
I don't know why I'm here.
We're in Poland. I know, I've been to Poland before.
What do you mean you've been here before?
Tell me you've been to places before.
This is my first time Poland.
I'm excited. I'm out there.
I'm out there. Try my best guys.
Try my best. Do you know your coffees?
Yeah. I know.
He got you. Poland got me.
They got you. Me and Andrew are drinking at 3am yesterday.
What happened to you? I went back.
Why? Why does your cousin go to bed all the time?
I don't know. Why does he go to bed?
Isn't he the young one?
Shouldn't he have more energy than us?
It's true. Something wrong.
Good morning. Fixed it for you.
I fixed your problem. This didn't solve any problem I had.
No, you had a problem and I fixed it.
I didn't. I had a nice coffee.
We had a problem. Me, you, and A. If I don't get a beer in the next five minutes, I'm going to fucking kill somebody.
That would have been a problem. Yeah.
That would have been a problem. It would have been a huge problem if I murder somebody.
Yeah. If I don't get a beer in the next few minutes, I'm going to kill somebody.
You understand that, right?
I understand. So I now understand the problem.
Yeah, the problem is someone was about to die.
Yeah. Because you're a psycho.
Good thing they served for you.
Good thing. Good thing.
I was gonna say someone's white.
That was close.
Well, Luke.
It's your move.
He's like, I'm done.
I'm done.
Your move.
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We're the only guys in business class.
That's why we've reached levels.
That's why we've unlocked the secret levels.
Like brigades. He would love another one.
Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
Beautiful, isn't it? It's not.
It's never-ending. Somehow, it never empties.
It never empties? It's the never-emptying cup.
And I just wish it was water.
No, in business class, cups don't empty.
I know. But my water cup seems to be emptying.
If you look at the comparison, I don't know.
I think it's different cups. They got the wrong cup for each drink.
I don't know. The water is cheap.
If you had one cup that never emptied, you'd choose the gin and tonic cup.
You could sell them. Pour them out.
Tristan, you want to buy my gin and tonic cup?
No thanks. You sure? Nope.
Got my own. You hear that sound?
That's the sound of your failure.
You're about to hear it from both sides now.
The sound of you being a loser.
What do you wake up to the real world?
You're a gin and tonic.
It never ends. What does gin and tonic stand for?
What does G&T stand for?
Bad tonic. First class.
First class. First class.
First question for both of you.
I wonder if the viewers of Tate Confidential think the booze is fake.
Sir, I'll finish your question today.
I'll ask you a question. I think it's G&T. It's not fake.
I don't really know it's not fake.
It's not fake at all.
It's a real G&T. It's a real shaking I hear in my ears.
The coffee's real too.
This is real. So we've gotten papers and I have no idea what they say at all.
You told me to spell out this piece of paper, yes.
Yes. Anyway.
Ah, here. It says here.
Okay, translations. Well done.
Yeah, translations are there. Nice.
Do you have a pen? No.
No pen. He wants...
I only have notes worth 30 euros each.
And he wants to do this. Yeah.
That looks fun. What else do you use 30 euro on?
The driver's here in one second.
Yeah, yeah. And he's our driver.
Rich. Tristan.
Tristan, I'm gonna travel with him.
He does have clean shirt, doesn't he?
So we made it. Yes.
Exactly. Ooh, it's cold.
It is cold. You were right.
You did tell me it was cold here.
They bring a jacket down, which is cold.
Yep. It's cold, depressing, communist winter.
Nice. I speak Russian.
So it's a 50-50 kidnap or this is the car?
I mean, it's a luxury Mercedes from 14 years ago with a crack in the windscreen.
I like that. I can roll this way.
Yeah. I'm an old school kind of guy.
I can happily roll this thing, you know?
All the clues to traditional Belarusian food.
Nice. We're eating Belarus.
Can't we just have some nice Belarusian food?
Yeah, exactly. Follow the clues, guys.
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