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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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OPERATION BELARUS PT 2 | Tate Confidential Ep. 100
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That isn't burgers. So you're scared of Burger King?
I'm scared of fucking Burger King.
Wait, wait. Do you want Burger King?
Yes or no? Three fucking days I've been in Minsk.
I've had Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonald's.
Stop! Belarus.
I like Belarus.
I can tell already this is my kind of country.
And every single hotel you go to, the mini bar has a variation of snacks, drinks, some Pringles, some orange juice.
Let me show you what you get in a junior suite at the Hotel Europe in Minsk, Belarus.
You get, okay, one mixer, a small bottle of apple juice, you get a whole bottle of Jamison whiskey, A whole bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey.
A whole bottle of cognac.
A single measure of tequila.
Wine. And two waters.
Wait. That doesn't add up.
It's supposed to be one to one.
It doesn't add up to you.
See, I feel at home here.
I feel like the Belarusians understand my needs.
No way. My boozing needs.
Tristan. Yeah, one apple juice for the morning for breakfast.
It doesn't make sense. Wine for lunch.
Two rolls of whiskey for dinner.
Cognac and tequila for dessert. No, have you done the math?
It doesn't add up.
There's more whiskey than there is apple juice.
Andrew, talk to your cousin. What's his problem with this minibar setup?
I like it. There's certainly enough booze.
But you have to order more apple juice to order.
These are made of apples. This doesn't make sense.
It's wonderful. Even with the waters, the waters don't equal the total volume of...
The sun is shining. Have a look outside, see the sunshine.
Tell me you don't feel like naked half a bottle of whiskey.
I know. I don't.
I don't care how much sunshine there is.
Sunshine. And you don't want any whiskey at all.
No. Not a little bit.
No. Zero. Zero. I'd love water.
And soup. Some nice soup.
What was your cousin's name?
Well, some of your cousins.
Some of your cousins?
My cousin is your cousin.
What about that kid you hang out with?
He's your cousin.
Nothing to do with me.
Andrew, I thought you ordered espressos.
I distinctly heard you ordering espressos.
Justin, what did you do?
You spoke to the guy.
Espresso martini. No, no, no.
It was espressos.
Why? Upgrade.
It's a downgrade.
For you. Tristan, you're right. I am right.
As we get later in the night, we always forget.
Because the booze continues to flow.
People think, ah, that was the end.
No, they don't realize, actually.
More booze flows longer than we filmed.
We started drinking at 9am.
It is now 2am.
Yes. Cheers, Andrew.
Cheers, sir. But no one even wants the booze anymore.
Hey, losers. Now it's just booze to booze.
What is this? Andrew, cheers. The tea was good.
The tea? Yes, the tea.
Yeah, tea stands for take me to the booze.
Here you go. Take me to the booze.
Yeah. Tea stands for the booze.
Tea stands for the booze.
Is this good? It's not even good.
That's good. See that?
Alright, we can zoom with one hand if I can.
Hey, you're back already?
That's good.
Me too.
All the clues to traditional Belarusian food.
Nice. We're eating Belarus. Can't we just have some nice Belarusian food?
Yeah, exactly. Follow the clues, guys.
I think if we work together, we can find them.
Starting to get...
We are getting close, aren't we?
We're getting lost now.
Don't know where to go. I'm still lost in the Bible, Tristan.
Yeah, Tristan, do you remember?
It was days. It leads downstairs to the place that we came into.
You've been saying this for three days.
Wait, it hasn't been three days.
It has. No one watching this is going to believe that we've been in here.
You've been saying this for three days.
And how have we been in this mall? Three days.
Three days you've been trapped.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't go cart.
Go cart. I think we're going the right way.
Oh genius. I don't want a Burger King.
I want something trusted. Yeah, Burger King.
We'll find it. We're getting closer.
I can sense it. It is cold.
So we're racing on a car.
Yeah. We're racing on a car.
Zero degrees. Nice.
Nice. We don't care.
He's electric!
I assume so.
I'm not sure.
Sometimes it hurts when your hand reaches the end and it just stops there.
The門 欲想僅此前方不明,看一眼便會知明。 Then I can see my first exit.
I can see my first exit.
What are you doing? Getting a nice water.
A nice Perrier. They're really good.
Tristan, what are you doing? Nice Jameson.
What do you mean? Perrier.
What do you mean? What do you mean what do I mean?
I mean, what are you doing?
I am Ric Flair.
It's you. It's Jameson.
I don't know who Ric Flair is.
You don't! Andrew, talk to your cousin.
He doesn't know who Ric Flair is.
He doesn't know who the champagne drinking jet client.
Limousine riding. Diamond ring wearer.
Heavyweight champion of the world is.
No. I mean, I didn't.
Woo! I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down.
And I'm having a hard time holding these alligators down.
Woo! Woo! Why'd I come here?
I just want a perry egg. Jameson!
Drink it! Good start tonight.
Just the one. What is that?
Booze! It's a nice healthy hit of booze.
Warm up to the stomach. Woo!
My stomach didn't eat me warmed up.
It was happy. So I got him, didn't I? Tristan, you got me.
Yeah, but I got him.
But I got him. I didn't want to get him.
I didn't care to get him.
It didn't cross my mind.
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
Have we started the fire?
Yes, the fire rises You are in the wreckage, but we're getting it Thanks for watching.
Tristan, whose car is this and where are we going?
This is my guy.
Your guy? Yeah, my guy.
Doesn't speak in English, but it's my guy.
Basically, to leave this country, I need some special documents.
And we don't have them.
And we're not eligible to get them.
And we don't speak the language.
But... I have a guy.
In every country you need a guy.
For various things.
I have a guy who fixes my cars.
A guy who organizes my private jets.
And this is my Documents in Belarus guy.
The guy. I've got a guy for everything.
You don't have a guy. Well I just need your guy.
What if I told my guy not to help you and you stuck in me?
Nah.
So Tristan's scared of Burger King.
No, I'm safe. No, no.
Look at this restaurant. Look at it.
It looks nice. Andrew, we heard it, didn't we?
It's Belarusian. We can go in there and eat food that isn't burgers.
So you're scared of Burger King? No, I'm scared of fucking Burger King.
Wait, wait. Do you want Burger King?
Yes or no? Three fucking days I've been in Minsk.
I've had Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonald's.
Stop eating shit.
It's not even on the fucking film.
Can we just go to a restaurant and eat some normal fucking food?
Are you the lion or the scarecrow?
Sounds like the scarecrow to me.
Are you the lion or the scarecrow?
Here's the Tin Man. You're Dorothy.
Can we go and eat in a Belarus restaurant?
If you admit you're Dorothy, we'll go.
I'm not fucking admitting it.
Don't go by my fucking self and eat by myself.
You're Dorothy. I'm sick of you two cunts.
You're a stupid fucking YouTube series.
I don't think we should go to Burger King.
Wants a nice restaurant.
You see this? Hydro's in a nice room.
No, my hotel room was broken into.
I'm in Belarus and my hotel room was broken into.
And I know who broke into it.
You know who broke into my hotel room?
No. Fuckin' Andrew!
I gave Andrew the key, and he broke the door.
Exactly. Ah, nice.
Yeah, I came back for this. Jameson.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Good. So, Andrew broke my door.
I broke in because what happened was...
The key was working, and you tried to force the door open, and you thought that was a good idea.
You somehow thought the door would just swing open.
No. It did. It did swing open.
It just swing open. It did swing open.
The key didn't work, so I thought, fuck this.
And I one-inch punched it and bust the door.
That's what I'm going to do. Go get a new key.
Well, I just had to pack all my stuff again.
They're moving my bags. Apparently, the room is an upgrade, but these were the best suites available when I first booked this hotel.
Listen, mate. You better hope the key works in the next room, because my one-inch punch is reloaded.
It's reloaded by now!
Let's go, you guys! Let's grab what you fucking bring!
The difference between you and me is this.
You have things in your room.
I've been wearing the same clothes for four days.
I don't have any stuff.
I'm only in the universe. All my things are on the blockchain.
CZ! I hope they downgrade you.
I hope it's a huge downgrade.
I can't believe you didn't expect me to do exactly that.
Key ain't working. Uh, Shane, you're closer to me now.
Closer to my room. I got fucked.
Tristan's not on the same floor as me.
Good. Drinking part in there, too.
Oh, I know. Well, Jameson, they think we wanted the ball with Jameson.
Yeah. She knows me. She fucked me.
She knows me. This woman knows me by now.
Jameson is here, so...
That's why I'm back.
Alright, I see the subgrade.
Come on up, Greg. It's gonna be a shit room, because you're a shit monster.
I hope it's a super downgrade.
They must hate us.
Oh, nice! Thanks, Andrew.
Wait, what the fuck? This is bigger than my fucking room.
Thanks, Andrew. This is bigger, this is...
This must be the presidential suite.
It was unavailable when I booked it, but we've been here two nights already.
It must be open. So now you have a presidential suite.
Yeah. So what do you say to me breaking your door?
Uh, fuck off and get out of my presidential suite, peasant.
You should say thank you.
I know you're free up for it.
Uh, listen, what part of get out of my suite do you not understand?
I'm not interested in talking to you.
This room's like three of my rooms.
Yeah, exactly. Good.
Nice and bad, yeah.
Let's see if the minibar is any more diverse.
He has flowers in his fucking bathroom.
Yeah, what fucking flowers?
Okay, here we go. Ah, let's go diverse.
Two balls. They don't like mixers here, do they?
Two different balls of cognac.
Two different balls of cognac, and then a bottle of normal brandy.
Champagne? Okay, there's one bottle of orange juice.
Okay, one sec. Let's do this live.
Stand back. Stand back. We've already covered how the Belarusians don't like mixers.
So, the standard water they have.
So, let's count their alcohol to mixer levels.
Let me turn on the lighting here. This is their alcohol to mixer levels.
So, they have one orange juice, okay?
Nice. One, two, three.
Three bottles of brandy.
That's hard spirit.
Jack Daniel's Tullamore Dew whiskey.
Wait, what?
Beluga vodka.
Bacardi rum. Jameson.
More brandy. They really like brandy.
Bottle of Moet champagne.
Bottle of white wine.
Bottle of Jameson.
Havana Club rum and tequila.
I have- Andrew, there's one orange juice.
Yeah, that's not the mixer. You have one mixer.
Yeah, that's a lot.
Champagne's a mixer though, if you're elite.
And so is white wine. Yeah, the wine and the champagne and the orange juice are the mixer.
Are mixers. Right. Two bottles of brandy.
Take off an actual episode. We have to drink all this today.
Okay. Alright. Ian Luke, in for a penny and for a pound.
So that's drinking a Belarusian minibar in one day.
Drinking a Belarusian minibar in one day.
Take a confidential episode. If you guys want to see that episode, well, fuck, you're going to, because we're going to start right fucking now.
And baby fucking you, cry his eyes out.
You're an original tequila man, but I am.
Here you go, Luke. You're Havana Club Rum, man.
Wait, no, this is ass. I can tell this is going to be ass.
Why don't you go fuck yourself? Here, Havana Club Rum.
I think this is meant for, like, more people.
Not three. Fuck off.
Maybe it's made for three Belarusians and we're just hanging out with some American dork.
Can't drink. Can't hack the hate.
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