Belarusian Booze Flow
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That isn't burgers. So you're scared of Burger King?
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I'm scared of fucking Burger King.
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Wait, wait. Do you want Burger King?
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Yes or no? Three fucking days I've been in Minsk.
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I've had Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonald's.
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Stop! Belarus.
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I like Belarus.
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I can tell already this is my kind of country.
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And every single hotel you go to, the mini bar has a variation of snacks, drinks, some Pringles, some orange juice.
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Let me show you what you get in a junior suite at the Hotel Europe in Minsk, Belarus.
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You get, okay, one mixer, a small bottle of apple juice, you get a whole bottle of Jamison whiskey, A whole bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey.
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A whole bottle of cognac.
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A single measure of tequila.
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Wine. And two waters.
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Wait. That doesn't add up.
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It's supposed to be one to one.
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It doesn't add up to you.
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See, I feel at home here.
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I feel like the Belarusians understand my needs.
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No way. My boozing needs.
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Tristan. Yeah, one apple juice for the morning for breakfast.
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It doesn't make sense. Wine for lunch.
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Two rolls of whiskey for dinner.
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Cognac and tequila for dessert. No, have you done the math?
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It doesn't add up.
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There's more whiskey than there is apple juice.
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Andrew, talk to your cousin. What's his problem with this minibar setup?
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I like it. There's certainly enough booze.
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But you have to order more apple juice to order.
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These are made of apples. This doesn't make sense.
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It's wonderful. Even with the waters, the waters don't equal the total volume of...
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The sun is shining. Have a look outside, see the sunshine.
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Tell me you don't feel like naked half a bottle of whiskey.
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I know. I don't.
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I don't care how much sunshine there is.
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Sunshine. And you don't want any whiskey at all.
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No. Not a little bit.
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No. Zero. Zero. I'd love water.
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And soup. Some nice soup.
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What was your cousin's name?
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Well, some of your cousins.
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Some of your cousins?
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My cousin is your cousin.
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What about that kid you hang out with?
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He's your cousin.
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Nothing to do with me.
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Andrew, I thought you ordered espressos.
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I distinctly heard you ordering espressos.
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Justin, what did you do?
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You spoke to the guy.
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Espresso martini. No, no, no.
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It was espressos.
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Why? Upgrade.
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It's a downgrade.
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For you. Tristan, you're right. I am right.
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As we get later in the night, we always forget.
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Because the booze continues to flow.
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People think, ah, that was the end.
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No, they don't realize, actually.
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More booze flows longer than we filmed.
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We started drinking at 9am.
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It is now 2am.
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Yes. Cheers, Andrew.
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Cheers, sir. But no one even wants the booze anymore.
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Hey, losers. Now it's just booze to booze.
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What is this? Andrew, cheers. The tea was good.
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The tea? Yes, the tea.
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Yeah, tea stands for take me to the booze.
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Here you go. Take me to the booze.
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Yeah. Tea stands for the booze.
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Tea stands for the booze.
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Is this good? It's not even good.
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That's good. See that?
Three Days of Booze
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Alright, we can zoom with one hand if I can.
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Hey, you're back already?
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That's good.
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Me too.
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All the clues to traditional Belarusian food.
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Nice. We're eating Belarus. Can't we just have some nice Belarusian food?
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Yeah, exactly. Follow the clues, guys.
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I think if we work together, we can find them.
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Starting to get...
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We are getting close, aren't we?
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We're getting lost now.
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Don't know where to go. I'm still lost in the Bible, Tristan.
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Yeah, Tristan, do you remember?
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It was days. It leads downstairs to the place that we came into.
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You've been saying this for three days.
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Wait, it hasn't been three days.
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It has. No one watching this is going to believe that we've been in here.
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You've been saying this for three days.
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And how have we been in this mall? Three days.
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Three days you've been trapped.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't go cart.
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Go cart. I think we're going the right way.
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Oh genius. I don't want a Burger King.
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I want something trusted. Yeah, Burger King.
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We'll find it. We're getting closer.
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I can sense it. It is cold.
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So we're racing on a car.
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Yeah. We're racing on a car.
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Zero degrees. Nice.
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Nice. We don't care.
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He's electric!
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I assume so.
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I'm not sure.
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Sometimes it hurts when your hand reaches the end and it just stops there.
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The門 欲想僅此前方不明,看一眼便會知明。 Then I can see my first exit.
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I can see my first exit.
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What are you doing? Getting a nice water.
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A nice Perrier. They're really good.
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Tristan, what are you doing? Nice Jameson.
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What do you mean? Perrier.
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What do you mean? What do you mean what do I mean?
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I mean, what are you doing?
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I am Ric Flair.
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It's you. It's Jameson.
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I don't know who Ric Flair is.
Rum and Revelations
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You don't! Andrew, talk to your cousin.
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He doesn't know who Ric Flair is.
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He doesn't know who the champagne drinking jet client.
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Limousine riding. Diamond ring wearer.
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Heavyweight champion of the world is.
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No. I mean, I didn't.
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Woo! I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down.
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And I'm having a hard time holding these alligators down.
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Woo! Woo! Why'd I come here?
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I just want a perry egg. Jameson!
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Drink it! Good start tonight.
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Just the one. What is that?
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Booze! It's a nice healthy hit of booze.
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Warm up to the stomach. Woo!
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My stomach didn't eat me warmed up.
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It was happy. So I got him, didn't I? Tristan, you got me.
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Yeah, but I got him.
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But I got him. I didn't want to get him.
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I didn't care to get him.
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It didn't cross my mind.
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They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
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No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
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Have we started the fire?
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Yes, the fire rises You are in the wreckage, but we're getting it Thanks for watching.
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Tristan, whose car is this and where are we going?
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This is my guy.
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Your guy? Yeah, my guy.
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Doesn't speak in English, but it's my guy.
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Basically, to leave this country, I need some special documents.
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And we don't have them.
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And we're not eligible to get them.
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And we don't speak the language.
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But... I have a guy.
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In every country you need a guy.
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For various things.
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I have a guy who fixes my cars.
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A guy who organizes my private jets.
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And this is my Documents in Belarus guy.
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The guy. I've got a guy for everything.
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You don't have a guy. Well I just need your guy.
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What if I told my guy not to help you and you stuck in me?
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Nah.
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So Tristan's scared of Burger King.
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No, I'm safe. No, no.
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Look at this restaurant. Look at it.
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It looks nice. Andrew, we heard it, didn't we?
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It's Belarusian. We can go in there and eat food that isn't burgers.
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So you're scared of Burger King? No, I'm scared of fucking Burger King.
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Wait, wait. Do you want Burger King?
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Yes or no? Three fucking days I've been in Minsk.
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I've had Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonald's.
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Stop eating shit.
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It's not even on the fucking film.
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Can we just go to a restaurant and eat some normal fucking food?
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Are you the lion or the scarecrow?
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Sounds like the scarecrow to me.
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Are you the lion or the scarecrow?
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Here's the Tin Man. You're Dorothy.
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Can we go and eat in a Belarus restaurant?
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If you admit you're Dorothy, we'll go.
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I'm not fucking admitting it.
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Don't go by my fucking self and eat by myself.
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You're Dorothy. I'm sick of you two cunts.
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You're a stupid fucking YouTube series.
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I don't think we should go to Burger King.
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Wants a nice restaurant.
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You see this? Hydro's in a nice room.
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No, my hotel room was broken into.
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I'm in Belarus and my hotel room was broken into.
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And I know who broke into it.
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You know who broke into my hotel room?
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No. Fuckin' Andrew!
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I gave Andrew the key, and he broke the door.
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Exactly. Ah, nice.
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Yeah, I came back for this. Jameson.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Good. So, Andrew broke my door.
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I broke in because what happened was...
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The key was working, and you tried to force the door open, and you thought that was a good idea.
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You somehow thought the door would just swing open.
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No. It did. It did swing open.
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It just swing open. It did swing open.
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The key didn't work, so I thought, fuck this.
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And I one-inch punched it and bust the door.
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That's what I'm going to do. Go get a new key.
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Well, I just had to pack all my stuff again.
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They're moving my bags. Apparently, the room is an upgrade, but these were the best suites available when I first booked this hotel.
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Listen, mate. You better hope the key works in the next room, because my one-inch punch is reloaded.
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It's reloaded by now!
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Let's go, you guys! Let's grab what you fucking bring!
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The difference between you and me is this.
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You have things in your room.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for four days.
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I don't have any stuff.
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I'm only in the universe. All my things are on the blockchain.
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CZ! I hope they downgrade you.
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I hope it's a huge downgrade.
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I can't believe you didn't expect me to do exactly that.
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Key ain't working. Uh, Shane, you're closer to me now.
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Closer to my room. I got fucked.
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Tristan's not on the same floor as me.
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Good. Drinking part in there, too.
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Oh, I know. Well, Jameson, they think we wanted the ball with Jameson.
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Yeah. She knows me. She fucked me.
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She knows me. This woman knows me by now.
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Jameson is here, so...
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That's why I'm back.
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Alright, I see the subgrade.
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Come on up, Greg. It's gonna be a shit room, because you're a shit monster.
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I hope it's a super downgrade.
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They must hate us.
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Oh, nice! Thanks, Andrew.
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Wait, what the fuck? This is bigger than my fucking room.
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Thanks, Andrew. This is bigger, this is...
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This must be the presidential suite.
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It was unavailable when I booked it, but we've been here two nights already.
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It must be open. So now you have a presidential suite.
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Yeah. So what do you say to me breaking your door?
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Uh, fuck off and get out of my presidential suite, peasant.
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You should say thank you.
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I know you're free up for it.
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Uh, listen, what part of get out of my suite do you not understand?
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I'm not interested in talking to you.
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This room's like three of my rooms.
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Yeah, exactly. Good.
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Nice and bad, yeah.
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Let's see if the minibar is any more diverse.
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He has flowers in his fucking bathroom.
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Yeah, what fucking flowers?
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Okay, here we go. Ah, let's go diverse.
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Two balls. They don't like mixers here, do they?
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Two different balls of cognac.
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Two different balls of cognac, and then a bottle of normal brandy.
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Champagne? Okay, there's one bottle of orange juice.
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Okay, one sec. Let's do this live.
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Stand back. Stand back. We've already covered how the Belarusians don't like mixers.
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So, the standard water they have.
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So, let's count their alcohol to mixer levels.
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Let me turn on the lighting here. This is their alcohol to mixer levels.
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So, they have one orange juice, okay?
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Nice. One, two, three.
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Three bottles of brandy.
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That's hard spirit.
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Jack Daniel's Tullamore Dew whiskey.
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Wait, what?
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Beluga vodka.
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Bacardi rum. Jameson.
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More brandy. They really like brandy.
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Bottle of Moet champagne.
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Bottle of white wine.
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Bottle of Jameson.
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Havana Club rum and tequila.
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I have- Andrew, there's one orange juice.
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Yeah, that's not the mixer. You have one mixer.
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Yeah, that's a lot.
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Champagne's a mixer though, if you're elite.
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And so is white wine. Yeah, the wine and the champagne and the orange juice are the mixer.
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Are mixers. Right. Two bottles of brandy.
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Take off an actual episode. We have to drink all this today.
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Okay. Alright. Ian Luke, in for a penny and for a pound.
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So that's drinking a Belarusian minibar in one day.
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Drinking a Belarusian minibar in one day.
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Take a confidential episode. If you guys want to see that episode, well, fuck, you're going to, because we're going to start right fucking now.
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And baby fucking you, cry his eyes out.
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You're an original tequila man, but I am.
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Here you go, Luke. You're Havana Club Rum, man.
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Wait, no, this is ass. I can tell this is going to be ass.
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Why don't you go fuck yourself? Here, Havana Club Rum.
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I think this is meant for, like, more people.
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Not three. Fuck off.
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Maybe it's made for three Belarusians and we're just hanging out with some American dork.
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Can't drink. Can't hack the hate.