Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - OPERATION BELARUS PT 1 | Tate Confidential Ep. 99
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 12:11


=== Lunch Time (06:56) ===

[00:00:02]  So it's a 50-50 kidnap or this is the car?
[00:00:05]  I mean, it's a luxury Mercedes from 14 years ago with a crack in the windscreen.
[00:00:10]  I like that. I can roll this way.
[00:00:12]  Yeah. Now we're talking.
[00:00:49]  Nice healthy breakfast for your cousin, Andrew.
[00:00:53]  It's literally not even 6 a.m., man.
[00:00:55]  Sorry, we'll sit down with some of that.
[00:00:57]  Yeah. Sure.
[00:00:59]  White wine is that sweet. Can you tell me?
[00:01:05]  A glass of white wine? Well, I thought it was grape juice.
[00:01:10]  It basically is. The other difference between wine and grape juice.
[00:01:16]  One's older. That's it.
[00:01:21]  You ever hear the story about the king who lives in the castle and he was trying to plow his fields?
[00:01:30]  They're making things up.
[00:01:32]  And the queen didn't want him to because she'd rather he stay at home and become a watercolorist.
[00:01:42]  I'm not talking to Andrew.
[00:01:46]  What's for breakfast?
[00:01:48]  Cheese. Nice.
[00:01:50]  And wassons.
[00:01:54]  Nice wassons.
[00:01:57]  Special bread.
[00:02:03]  Fuck off things, sir.
[00:02:06]  Why is Luke's shirt so clean?
[00:02:07]  I've had 10 G&T's.
[00:02:09]  He's had 9, that's why.
[00:02:10]  It's 7.30 a.m.
[00:02:11]  Oh, it's 7.30 in the morning.
[00:02:13]  7.45 actually.
[00:02:14]  Lunch time. Got tissue for his issue.
[00:02:20]  Luke, here you go. Here you go, mate.
[00:02:21]  Here you go. Here you go.
[00:02:23]  Here's the tissue for your issue.
[00:02:24]  For the tears. For the tears.
[00:02:27]  Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
[00:02:30]  One more booze. Is it booze?
[00:02:32]  What is it? You ordered it.
[00:02:34]  What is it? Welcome to Tonic.
[00:02:44]  Welcome to the real world.
[00:02:50]  It's not even 8 a.m.
[00:02:51]  yet. 749.
[00:02:54]  It's almost 8.
[00:02:55]  We've only had 15 drinks.
[00:02:59]  Yeah, right. It's 8 a.m.
[00:03:00]  I asked for a hot dog.
[00:03:18]  This is sweet, huh? I didn't ask.
[00:03:20]  It's sweet in my beer. I removed the asphalt.
[00:03:25]  I just wanted a hot dog.
[00:03:30]  You got me beer and Doritos.
[00:03:34]  It's cold in my brain.
[00:03:36]  These aren't hot dogs. So?
[00:03:37]  Hot dog would have been hot.
[00:03:39]  Cold beer Aikido. The cold beer.
[00:03:42]  Yeah, we like those. Nice cold beer.
[00:03:44]  What's your problem? You ever hear the story about the king with the queen and the fields?
[00:03:51]  No. That's it.
[00:03:55]  How's the beer, Luke? I said I wanted hot dogs.
[00:03:59]  I think you wanted hot dogs. This isn't a hot dog.
[00:04:00]  But I was buying. And I have fucking Doritos.
[00:04:03]  I don't like Doritos. Yeah, but I need to get you them to stop me from doing something stupid.
[00:04:07]  In hot dog, how many vowels are there?
[00:04:11]  Two. In beer, how many vowels are there?
[00:04:14]  One. One?
[00:04:16]  There's E twice.
[00:04:18]  E-ear? E-E. Vowel.
[00:04:21]  Are you drunk? We're not talking about syllables.
[00:04:22]  Did you just say own vowels?
[00:04:24]  I thought you said... No, in hot dog there's two O's, and in beer there's two E's.
[00:04:29]  Okay, I thought it was syllables. So there's the same amount of vowels.
[00:04:32]  So we admit that beer is effectively hot dogs.
[00:04:35]  It's exactly the same. More nutritious.
[00:04:37]  Nice drinkable glass.
[00:04:39]  Welcome to the real world, Luke.
[00:04:40]  Look at the big school. Fish and booze.
[00:04:45]  XRP is a scam.
[00:04:48]  Sell it all. Sell all of it.
[00:04:52]  Duke. We're up over 50% today.
[00:04:56]  We went on a plane and now we're up 50%.
[00:04:58]  We should sell it all. It's a scam.
[00:05:00]  Scams pump the hardest. Why are we in Warsaw?
[00:05:06]  So I say we go to...
[00:05:08]  Poland.
[00:05:15]  Why are we in Warsaw while scam pumps to the moon?
[00:05:19]  Does that make sense?
[00:05:21]  All right, they've got roads, they've got boos, and tech, which is a mini bar.
[00:05:24]  Mini boos. Is Warsaw nice?
[00:05:28]  It looks very German. Fuck off in Germany.
[00:05:32]  Are you guys sure you didn't trick me?
[00:05:34]  We're not in Germany. Ooh, fuck off in Germany.
[00:05:38]  The mini bar stopped properly.
[00:05:41]  Two bullets, two runs.
[00:05:42]  Two Hennessys, three whiskeys.
[00:05:44]  Well guys, I'm worried that we're in Germany.
[00:05:47]  Mask police didn't stop me though.
[00:05:49]  So maybe we're not in Germany.
[00:05:52]  I like Poland.
[00:06:02]  Poland's super nice.
[00:06:05]  Nice hotel.
[00:06:08]  It's nice. Too bad everything's closed.
[00:06:12]  I don't know why I'm here.
[00:06:16]  We're in Poland. I know, I've been to Poland before.
[00:06:19]  What do you mean you've been here before?
[00:06:21]  Tell me you've been to places before.
[00:06:25]  This is my first time Poland.
[00:06:26]  I'm excited. I'm out there.
[00:06:29]  I'm out there. Try my best guys.

=== First Time In Poland (03:48) ===

[00:06:58]  Try my best. Do you know your coffees?
[00:07:01]  Yeah. I know.
[00:07:05]  He got you. Poland got me.
[00:07:09]  They got you. Me and Andrew are drinking at 3am yesterday.
[00:07:12]  What happened to you? I went back.
[00:07:16]  Why? Why does your cousin go to bed all the time?
[00:07:19]  I don't know. Why does he go to bed?
[00:07:21]  Isn't he the young one?
[00:07:22]  Shouldn't he have more energy than us?
[00:07:24]  It's true. Something wrong.
[00:07:26]  Good morning. Fixed it for you.
[00:07:35]  I fixed your problem. This didn't solve any problem I had.
[00:07:37]  No, you had a problem and I fixed it.
[00:07:38]  I didn't. I had a nice coffee.
[00:07:40]  We had a problem. Me, you, and A. If I don't get a beer in the next five minutes, I'm going to fucking kill somebody.
[00:07:46]  That would have been a problem. Yeah.
[00:07:48]  That would have been a problem. It would have been a huge problem if I murder somebody.
[00:07:50]  Yeah. If I don't get a beer in the next few minutes, I'm going to kill somebody.
[00:07:54]  You understand that, right?
[00:07:55]  I understand. So I now understand the problem.
[00:07:57]  Yeah, the problem is someone was about to die.
[00:07:59]  Yeah. Because you're a psycho.
[00:08:05]  Good thing they served for you.
[00:08:06]  Good thing. Good thing.
[00:08:07]  I was gonna say someone's white.
[00:08:08]  That was close.
[00:08:09]  Well, Luke.
[00:08:10]  It's your move.
[00:08:11]  He's like, I'm done.
[00:08:12]  I'm done.
[00:08:19]  Your move.
[00:08:21]  Please like and subscribe.
[00:08:23]  We're the only guys in business class.
[00:08:28]  That's why we've reached levels.
[00:08:36]  That's why we've unlocked the secret levels.
[00:08:38]  Like brigades. He would love another one.
[00:08:48]  Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
[00:08:55]  Beautiful, isn't it? It's not.
[00:08:56]  It's never-ending. Somehow, it never empties.
[00:09:00]  It never empties? It's the never-emptying cup.
[00:09:03]  And I just wish it was water.
[00:09:04]  No, in business class, cups don't empty.
[00:09:06]  I know. But my water cup seems to be emptying.
[00:09:09]  If you look at the comparison, I don't know.
[00:09:11]  I think it's different cups. They got the wrong cup for each drink.
[00:09:15]  I don't know. The water is cheap.
[00:09:17]  If you had one cup that never emptied, you'd choose the gin and tonic cup.
[00:09:20]  You could sell them. Pour them out.
[00:09:23]  Tristan, you want to buy my gin and tonic cup?
[00:09:25]  No thanks. You sure? Nope.
[00:09:28]  Got my own. You hear that sound?
[00:09:36]  That's the sound of your failure.
[00:09:40]  You're about to hear it from both sides now.
[00:09:43]  The sound of you being a loser.
[00:09:45]  What do you wake up to the real world?
[00:09:48]  You're a gin and tonic.
[00:09:50]  It never ends. What does gin and tonic stand for?
[00:09:52]  What does G&T stand for?
[00:09:54]  Bad tonic. First class.
[00:09:56]  First class. First class.
[00:10:05]  First question for both of you.
[00:10:10]  I wonder if the viewers of Tate Confidential think the booze is fake.
[00:10:17]  Sir, I'll finish your question today.
[00:10:19]  I'll ask you a question. I think it's G&T. It's not fake.
[00:10:24]  I don't really know it's not fake.
[00:10:26]  It's not fake at all.
[00:10:28]  It's a real G&T. It's a real shaking I hear in my ears.
[00:10:34]  The coffee's real too.
[00:10:36]  This is real. So we've gotten papers and I have no idea what they say at all.
[00:10:45]  You told me to spell out this piece of paper, yes.

=== Yes Exactly Ooh (01:23) ===

[00:10:47]  Yes. Anyway.
[00:10:49]  Ah, here. It says here.
[00:10:52]  Okay, translations. Well done.
[00:10:53]  Yeah, translations are there. Nice.
[00:10:55]  Do you have a pen? No.
[00:10:56]  No pen. He wants...
[00:10:58]  I only have notes worth 30 euros each.
[00:11:00]  And he wants to do this. Yeah.
[00:11:03]  That looks fun. What else do you use 30 euro on?
[00:11:07]  The driver's here in one second.
[00:11:08]  Yeah, yeah. And he's our driver.
[00:11:10]  Rich. Tristan.
[00:11:13]  Tristan, I'm gonna travel with him.
[00:11:17]  He does have clean shirt, doesn't he?
[00:11:22]  So we made it. Yes.
[00:11:26]  Exactly. Ooh, it's cold.
[00:11:29]  It is cold. You were right.
[00:11:30]  You did tell me it was cold here.
[00:11:31]  They bring a jacket down, which is cold.
[00:11:33]  Yep. It's cold, depressing, communist winter.
[00:11:38]  Nice. I speak Russian.
[00:11:41]  So it's a 50-50 kidnap or this is the car?
[00:11:44]  I mean, it's a luxury Mercedes from 14 years ago with a crack in the windscreen.
[00:11:49]  I like that. I can roll this way.
[00:11:51]  Yeah. I'm an old school kind of guy.
[00:11:55]  I can happily roll this thing, you know?
[00:11:58]  All the clues to traditional Belarusian food.
[00:12:06]  Nice. We're eating Belarus.
[00:12:07]  Can't we just have some nice Belarusian food?
[00:12:09]  Yeah, exactly. Follow the clues, guys.