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Good To Meet You
00:01:35
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| Threat! Hey, | |
| Andrew, how are you? How are you? | |
| Nice to meet you, Jay. How are you? | |
| Hey, how are you? How are you? | |
| Good to meet you, man. | |
| Have a quite a seat, man. Good to meet you, man. | |
| Have a quite a seat, man. Have a quite a seat, man. Good to meet you, man. Would you like a coffee, water or something to drink? | |
| Have a coffee, my friend. A coffee. What's up, please? | |
| Black, milk, sugar. | |
| Like me. Brown. Strong. | |
| How was your try? How was your flight? | |
| Yeah, it was good, man. It was good. | |
| It wasn't too bad. So, what time did you get in? | |
| 2am? Yeah, I came in from Istanbul. | |
| I flew last minute, so I got here about 2 in the morning, yeah. | |
| Okay. Yeah, so I got in. | |
| But I had to come get the watch, right? | |
| Of course. And it's ready. You want to see it? | |
| Let's do it. I'll let you make the coffees, I'll get the watch. | |
| You make the better coffees, man. Good. | |
| What's going on this morning? Yeah, 2 o'clock. | |
| Yesterday morning I decided, you know I'm time to bail on Istanbul. | |
|
What You've Come To See
00:08:11
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| I'm not a big fan of this handle over here. | |
| This is very nice. | |
| Tristan, this was a much better idea. | |
| Andrew said bus. Yeah, anyone can get a bus, man. | |
| Yeah. Tristan did innovation. | |
| Private... private van. | |
| Luxury van. This was the way forward. | |
| And now we can just go anywhere. | |
| Anywhere we want. So just some free stuff. | |
| There's a cap. Amazing. That's your paperwork in there. | |
| Amazing. Travel case. | |
| Good. Perfect. Here. | |
| You want to unbox it or do you want me to do it for you? | |
| Oh, you do. You're a professional. So we'll record it. | |
| We'll record the professional unboxing. | |
| Okay, cool. So this piece, obviously, is crazy. | |
| There's limited numbers, you can't find them. | |
| The skeleton is super rare, and soon this might be discontinued and the price is just gonna go through the roof. | |
| We had one piece. | |
| I know you messaged me, you said I want it. | |
| Straight away, done, flew in, picked it up. | |
| You know what, before you open this, I was thinking from your perspective, it must be weird to have some random guy on Instagram. | |
| You must get this all the time, right? | |
| I want this watch. Then you're like, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's a waste of time. You know what's crazy? | |
| We get people that, like, waste time. | |
| Message, I want this. And they never hear them. | |
| And then you get people that go, okay, cool, I'll take it. | |
| And then just wire you the money. Just like you did. | |
| The difficult thing is you can never really tell. | |
| And, like, it's different levels of money to people, right? | |
| So, like, The money that you pay for this watch is a lot of money. | |
| To some people, it's unimaginable. | |
| To some people, it's small. | |
| So it's like different levels. | |
| And you get people that won't wire you $200. | |
| You get people that are just like, I've just sent you $300, so it's crazy. | |
| So here is what you've come to see. | |
| The city is massive. | |
| Bye! | |
| Nah, I can build a corner. | |
| You can't have Lego. | |
| You could not build a bigger one out of Lego. | |
| Technically I could. No, there might not be enough Legos in the world. | |
| Yeah, but they manufactured it for you. | |
| And you, hand by hand, built it. | |
| With some friends. You get no friends. | |
| You have no friends. | |
| I wouldn't help you. | |
| You have no friends. I'm also not trying to build a Lego city. | |
| Bigger than that one. Bigger than that one. | |
| Yeah. Do you think you can? | |
| Yeah, I admit I can. | |
| I'll admit it. | |
| Nice. VVS diamonds. | |
| G color. | |
| Over 2,000 stones set by hand. | |
| Wow. I think I'll attract a little bit of attention, no? | |
| A little bit. It's so crazy. | |
| It's beautiful. You like it? | |
| Yeah, man. It's really beautiful. | |
| It's gorgeous. I was looking for something completely unique, right? | |
| That's how I came to you guys. | |
| I want something completely unique. Yeah, I can buy a gold AP. You're in Monaco, you're at the table, everyone has a gold AP, right? | |
| Exactly. So it's like... | |
| Exactly. So like this, you will probably not see anybody with this watch, ever. | |
| I'm sure I will. Like, the watch without diamonds, you don't see anyway. | |
| But with the diamonds and the quality of our work, you probably won't see. | |
| So obviously with this, we have one-year warranty on our diamond setting, so like if you're ever unlucky and lose a stone, we fix free of charge. | |
| Amazing. It hardly ever happens. | |
| Yeah. But yeah, I mean, it's unbelievable. | |
| It's over 20 carat of diamonds gone into this watch. | |
| Wow. Can we see the backside one? | |
| Yeah. AP. Always pimping, right? | |
| Always pimping. | |
| Or they say always paid as well. | |
| Always paid? I can take that one. | |
| Either one will do. In here you have our warranty card as well. | |
| And at the bottom is your actual AP papers. | |
| So you have the serial number for the watch. | |
| It tells you about everything on there with the watch. | |
| Amazing. So we'll size it for you as well. | |
| Yeah. It's not far off. | |
| But yeah, we'll size it. Maybe one. | |
| Yeah, one. Depending on how tight you like it. | |
| Well, I live in Romania, right? | |
| So when I'm walking around Romania with this on, I'm going to be like, what the? | |
| No one's going to take the watch off you, right? | |
| I've seen some of your videos. I've got a few moves left. | |
| I'm retired now, but I've got a couple left. | |
| I've got good friends to call. | |
| That's better. Yeah. Sultanahmet Square and Topkapu Palace is this road, this area. Sometimes you want to walk, it's all the time car. | |
| Which one? What do you want? | |
| A car. All the time car. | |
| All the time car. Yes, I'm lazy. Thank you my friend. | |
| That's fun. | |
| What a road. | |
| What a road. | |
| I do a lot of my crazy stuff. | |
| Look at this. Look, look, look. | |
| See that guy going across. | |
| Oh, fuck off. I thought an eagle checked him out. | |
| I don't want to do that. | |
| Is that a zip line? | |
| Okay, so the champ's been shooting a little too well. | |
| So... | |
| Time to turn it up a bit. | |
| He'll have no idea how many rounds are in each magazine and when the stoppage is coming. | |
| Let's see how he performs with that. | |
| Here's your number one. | |
| Don't say I don't trust your jaw, but I'm suspicious. | |
| I'm suspicious. All right. | |
| Thank you, brother. Let's see. | |
| Ready? Time to buy. | |
| Don't fuck up, bro. Yes. | |
| They are bumpy. But why are you making me take a tour? | |
| I was happy in my five-star hotel. | |
| No, because we're basically in a five-star hotel. | |
| Just in a van. | |
| A luxury van. And I get to see things. | |
| Have you seen rivers before? | |
| Have you seen that river before? | |
| Yes. Have you seen it in this van? | |
| No, in this van. That's what I thought. | |
| That's your welcome. You are very welcome. | |
| Oh, mag change again. He's out of ammo. | |
| Switch to the knife. Good drills, brother. | |
| Alright, bruv. Shooter ready. | |
| Threat! No rounds. | |
| What do we do? Oh wait, Wait, wait, wait, no ammunition. | |
| And now it's a farm. | |
| I got it by the head. | |
| Oh, it's so fun! | |
| Yay! | |
| Yay! | |
| Fuck you! | |
| Fuck off! | |
| Fuck you motherfucker! | |
| Fuck you motherfucker! | |
| Tristan, there's the boat. | |
| Ah, I missed it. | |
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Why Men Need Pirate Ships
00:02:59
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| It's not the boat. It was the boat. | |
| I'm not buying that boat. | |
| No, we could though. | |
| We could afford it. We could actually probably buy it right now. | |
| I could buy probably hundreds of them. | |
| What tiny little dinghies. | |
| They're not called dinghies, they're called boats. | |
| Real man boats. That's called a boat. | |
| I wish you could have seen it. | |
| They were good. There was two too, so we could have had one each. | |
| I need a pirate ship. You don't need a pirate ship. | |
| I do. The reason feminism is promoted because it's a direct competitor to masculinity, right? | |
| The reason masculinity is directly attacked is very simple. | |
| Every single rebellion in history, every single revolution in history took place when men got pissed off and went to the streets. | |
| If you're the elites of the world, there's only a few of you and there's a lot of very pissed off men. | |
| You have to make sure men don't realize I'm working for fucking nothing. | |
| They forced me to put a mask on. | |
| They closed my business. They've taken my travel away. | |
| If you wanted to do something like Corona, you need to destroy masculinity, absolutely. | |
| Think how many politicians got blasted for less. | |
| I mean it. Like, I don't mean it in a bad way. | |
| I mean it in just, like, think how much, how many bad things happened to whoever, rulers or whatever, for doing far less in terms of restricting freedom than corona. | |
| How do you do it? You remove masculinity. | |
| And you do that specifically by taking one man, putting her with one woman, making it basically impossible for him to leave because he's going to face a financial downfall or destruction, let him sit there in a sexless marriage with kids who don't really respect him, paying taxes until he dies. | |
| You have to remove the warrior spirit from men to control a society. | |
| If men still have warrior spirit, you can't control us on this. | |
| Everyone's going to be like me, and we're all going to say no. | |
| You don't want that. You don't want men to say no. | |
| So this is the reason it's done. It's all done very, very purposely. | |
| Don't think that, oh yeah, society's trying to make me live a life I'm not happy with, and it's reducing my testosterone levels, and it's making me miserable. | |
| Why does it do that? It's all done absolutely and utterly on purpose. | |
| It's absolutely and utterly purposeful. | |
| It's purposeful. And that's how they control us. | |
| Because it's the men who are going to stand up and say no to things. | |
| But we don't stand up and say no. You know why? | |
| Because the wife will be mad if we're out late. | |
| No rebellions. Got to be home at nine. | |
| That's what it is. We've got an Instagram boyfriend behind your game frame while we're talking about this shit. | |
| But this is the reality of it. | |
| I understand completely why, as a government, they've come along and said, look, one man, one woman, sit there, even though they know it's not biologically normal. | |
| There's a few reasons for it, right? | |
| So we've got the first reason. Let's talk about the one man, one woman thing, where it came from. | |
| Because everyone knows it's not biologically normal. | |
| The human biological norm is that the top men have all the women and the lower men have no women. | |
| If you look at the history, if you actually look at the genes, something like 99% of females have reproduced this to dawn of human time. | |
| Only 23% of men have. | |
| So the point being that in the olden days, 23% of the men had 99% of the women. | |
| And that isn't necessarily a genetic thing. | |
| That's a power thing. That's a success thing, right? | |
| You can be a king. You ain't got to be something special, but you're the king. | |
| So you fuck all the girls, right? All those other dudes never got pussy. | |
| So the reason society has come along to say one man will woman is for two reasons. | |
| One is because it destroys the spirit of the man, like we just discussed, to avoid rebellion. | |
| But two, when you have a whole bunch of men who don't get laid, they're dangerous. | |
| They're the people who are going to revolt. | |
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Why Kings Have Many Wives
00:07:39
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| They're the people who are going to riot. They're the people who are going to commit crime. | |
| It's not good for society as a whole. | |
| Both these men can't get laid. For a long time, we killed them off in wars and shit. | |
| But now everyone's living too long, right? | |
| So now we all exist. So it's like, all right, everyone needs a partner and they sit there miserable with their partner and be too busy, too depressed, too sad, too self-absorbed, too selfish to worry about the bigger picture. | |
| So the reason men haven't marched on the street because of Corona is because they're too busy, upset and sad because the woman's being mean to them. | |
| That's literally it. It's also the reason they promote depression. | |
| Why do they promote mental illness at every corner? | |
| Because if you're so busy living inside your head, you don't give a fuck about what they do to you outside of your head. | |
| I'm depressed. I'm sad. | |
| I'm anxious. I'm depressed. I'm sad. | |
| I'm anxious. Poor me, me, me. | |
| Self-absorb. If they self-absorb everybody, then we're not going to rebel. | |
| Why do the Western powers also promote diversity? | |
| If every single person who is inside of a city doesn't think the same or look the same or have any kind of common ideology, how can they rise up together? | |
| How can they all get together and band together against clear injustice? | |
| They won't. Well, he looks like that, he thinks this way. | |
| He looks like that, he thinks this way. | |
| Diversity, feminism, matrimony, all this shit is deliberately designed to stop the men at the bottom realizing they're getting fucked and standing up and doing something. | |
| All it is. It's completely a plan. | |
| It's been put together in the elites and pulled it off fantastically. | |
| That's all it is. I'm glad I met you. | |
| Same. It's been a pleasure. Yeah, yeah, very glad. | |
| I was looking for someone who could ruin my life and bankrupt me. | |
| I was like, who's this handsome guy in the back? | |
| That's what our friends are for, though, right? | |
| It's like, this is Bob. Thank you very much. | |
| Pleasure. Thank you very much again. | |
| Thank you, Andrew. So that's the second Diamond Watch this week. | |
| You've now completed AP. I've completed AP. I've completed AP. AP's done. | |
| We need to get a photo with one on each wrist, I think. | |
| Yeah, a proper gangster. I'm going to have to do it. | |
| African dictator. I'm going to have to be in the Bugatti when you've got one woman. | |
| No one's going to compete with you now. | |
| We're going to have to do it. Honestly, it really suits you that much. | |
| It's different because it's really comfortable with the rubber. | |
| And also you're used to, was it your Hublot I think you have, was it the leather or the rubber? | |
| It's kind of a similar feel. | |
| And then you've got like, with these you've got a dime watch for all occasions. | |
| And you're not going to see anyone with either of these. | |
| Same and peace, both are beautiful. | |
| The fact that this is, you know, the white gold steel and this is the rose gold, like they play nice. | |
| I'll wear this like most of the time and I'll wear that like on Mike's album. | |
| Exactly. Yeah, amazing. | |
| Very happy. I was going to send you the details of it, but I thought, he just bought the Scanderton. | |
| I saw that on your Instagram. | |
| I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's this? | |
| What's this? Got to be done. | |
| Amazing. Thank you. Pleasure. | |
| Thank you as well. All right, Jules, is that much for you? | |
| If it fits you, it's yours. No problem. | |
| I love it. If it fits you, I'll buy it for you today. | |
| So you have to tell me if it fits you. It's cutting off the circulation front, it's a little bit tight. | |
| And there's no weight, I mean, there's no class to increase or anything. | |
| He will buy the watch now, he's like that man. | |
| The problem is, getting these links is really difficult. | |
| I can't get them. We'd have to make one, and then with the baguette, by the time you've done it, it's going to be like two months. | |
| Yeah. I mean, beautiful piece. | |
| I love it, but it doesn't fit legitimately. | |
| If it's going to be too tight on you, obviously I wouldn't want you to have it anyway. | |
| Yeah, exactly. But thank you, bro. | |
| I appreciate that. It's a shame, my friend. | |
| I'm ready to buy it for you right now. | |
| Take another 30 seconds to think about it. | |
| It's yours. I'll just let my hand go blue because it's shit. | |
| That's right. Blue looks good with diamonds. | |
| It looks good together. Very kindly, man. | |
| I appreciate it. But yeah, it doesn't fit for me. | |
| The problem is you have to decide now is which one you're going to wear the most. | |
| That's right. Yeah, it's a hard life. | |
| It's a hard life. Same problem with cars. | |
| Women. But the good thing is I genuinely have, other than the white gold one I show you, I've got no more AP coming. | |
| So you're safe for a while. | |
| Amazing. And you've got the best too. | |
| The thing is, the skeleton is a little bit more sophisticated. | |
| You can get away with that little receipt. | |
| It's a bit more difficult. | |
| Like this you can ride your motorbike. | |
| You're just going to look badass with a motorbike. | |
| This is when I actually realised Obviously, I realised when I met you, you were a very serious guy, but especially you took the watch straight out on a motorbike out in the desert. | |
| Oh yeah! I'm like, what are you doing? | |
| I'm shooting. Why are you not worried about coming off the bike? | |
| We're on the range, man. We're running. | |
| It doesn't seem to change a watch. | |
| But do you know what? | |
| That's so cool because it's for enjoy it. | |
| People buy these, they stick them in the safe, they're like, oh, I scratched it. | |
| I don't wear it. Enjoy it. You scratch it, you can polish it. | |
| Do you know that? | |
| Just did, uh, 35 now. | |
| I'll work 30. I can do it. Cool. | |
| Do you want me to take it tomorrow? | |
| Or you trust me, or I'll take it now, whatever. | |
| About 35. So, perfect. | |
| Thank you. Awesome! Are you going to say no? | |
| You look up at self-control when he has. | |
| I'd be like, fucking yeah, I'd lose my head. | |
| I'd lose this shit. He's mature. | |
| I'll be straight on the treadmill after that. | |
| It'll stretch, bro. It'll stretch. | |
| It'll stretch. It's exactly like the Huracan. | |
| I love it, but I don't fit in it. What are you going to do? | |
| I mean, they're great cars, but like, If you were driving them every day, they are a little bit... | |
| Oh yeah, of course. I've got one, but yeah, if I do a long drive through Europe, I don't take it. | |
| Especially the Spyder, because the Spyder's got less to it, Mike, because they're both headed at the back. | |
| I've got a Spyder, and it's fine for an hour and a half around the sea, but if I take a long drive through Europe, I never take it. | |
| The best two-door cars are like Ferraris, Astons, because they've got a tiny little seat to the back that you never use, but it just gives you that room. | |
| I got super fast, it's good for that. | |
| The Astons is good for that. | |
| My 992 is good for that. | |
| I've been in the 720, but it never worked, right? | |
| Yeah, they never worked. 720 turns on, has a bunch of problems. | |
| All 720s are female. | |
| They're all women. Because sometimes they're fine, and sometimes it's like... | |
| You never even know when you tell them. | |
| Or now. But when it's good, it's good. | |
| Yeah, when it's good, it's very good. | |
| When it's like a crazy bitch, right? | |
| When it's good, it's very good. But when it's bad, it's like, ahhh. | |
| What do you think? Penthouse views? | |
| I am pretty... I am rage. I should be waking up to this shit. Like, you know... | |
| Yeah, it's not bad. | |
| It's not bad. It does look like Dubai. | |
| You know I'm in Dubai, right? | |
| No one's gonna be like, where is he? | |
| Dubai, he's in Dubai. | |
| You lose it in the box. | |
| Yeah, that's the amount of beach fight that's what I'm looking at. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Okay, so yeah, You can send me links to them all, but I like this one so far. | |
| Is this the guest who... | |
| And then how does it work with like, uh, do I get any amenities that you get from the hotel? | |
| Do I get like cleaning and room service? | |
| Do you know why I came to Dubai to him? | |
| Because I was in Istanbul with Luke and he's a little bitch who wouldn't wear a space suit. | |
| So I was thinking what space suit? | |
| His space suit. Luke never wears it. | |