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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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CAVALLI MILAN WITH SPIDER MAN | Tate Confidential Ep. 68
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
Thanks for watching!
Luke, finish your beer. You're embarrassing us.
We're all finished. Finish your beer. Tristan.
Yeah? I do fresh.
Looks a mess. Wonderful.
Cheers, guys. What's happening?
Luke, nobody likes us.
What did I say? This is going to be an endurance event.
This is a liter of beer.
No, it's a liter and a bit because you haven't finished this yet.
A liter. I didn't even know.
I didn't even know that they made it.
We don't care.
We don't care. I didn't know they made these.
Why did they mix that over ice with a piece of lime?
Very nice. Is it?
Over ice with a piece of lime. Try it.
It's still horrible. You sound like a baby.
Why don't you grow up?
What is your beer? Welcome to big school.
What's happening? You have a beer that you haven't finished, and the next beer's already arrived.
Oh that put a hair on my chest that one You couldn't even finish your beer Thank you.
That was Rory, not me.
You haven't finished yours. Luke, drink up.
To be fair, you haven't even had your baby beer.
Come on, baby beer first. Baby beer for Luke.
Baby beer. And then you move on to the big part.
Baby beer. I'm just going to quit.
I surrender. Come on, Luke.
Let's go. I'm surrendering.
No, I'm done. Everyone likes you, Luke.
So far, everyone likes me. Everyone likes you.
I don't think you guys like me. No, everyone looks like me.
I think nobody likes you. Oh, nobody likes you.
Why have you got beer in your glass?
If nobody liked you, you wouldn't care.
Everybody who doesn't like you, you care.
Didn't you get four beers? Yeah, yeah.
They're coming. They're coming.
Wonderful. Tristan.
Why? Because, in case you didn't know this about me, nobody likes me, and I don't care.
How much it worth Tristan?
Like A little something he's been working on.
A little something I've been developing.
I'm 772 and I've realized that I do not have a razor and nor does my companion.
So we also need a toothbrush.
Is there any way you could be of help?
Sure. Toothbrush and a toothpaste show for the razor.
I will double check. I think we have also something for the one.
That would be fantastic. Let me check with the housekeeping and I'll confirm for the razor, okay?
Fantastic. Thank you very much.
Have a great day. Two toothbrushes and two razors would be splendid.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Goodbye, sir. Goodbye.
Got him, didn't I? Got him.
He was not expecting...
I don't know what accent that would be, though, Rory.
I don't really know. Yeah.
Just did it. It was good, though.
It was good. It was good.
He fell for it. He thinks that's normal.
Yeah. He's like, shit.
If I had spoken my normal voice, they wouldn't care.
Yeah. He's a cunt.
He's got his fucking ringer bank.
All right. Hello.
Hello. You're a superstar.
Thank you very much for your help.
Highly recommended. Thank you so much.
Goodbye now. Yeah, he fucking fell for it.
They're sending two razors, two toothbrushes and two toothpastes right now.
Nice. If I had said, you all right, mate, I forgot my razor and my toothbrush.
Can you help me out? There is the shop down the road.
But if I said it, hello, sir.
Yeah. Oh, we better help this whole cunt.
He's got money. Yeah. It's true.
They got a car upstairs. I'm going to get them.
We got them. We fucking got them.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.
So the robbery wouldn't start this morning.
We managed to get it started. Had a flat battery.
None of us have any fucking phone signal for some reason.
So we can't turn this car off.
We just started it. And none of us have GPS. Fuck knows.
I was gonna try and get on a motorway and head to Italy.
Just follow the Italy signs and hopefully it gets us to the right place.
It is a series of unfortunate events.
My life is a series of unfortunate events.
My life's an adventure.
It's a dream life adventure with a never-ending series of unfortunate events.
That is actually what it takes to my life.
It could be worse. I am an A4A spider in Monaco.
Complaining. As Chainlink goes to the moon, it makes me a hundred thousand miles a day.
Nobody likes us. Nobody likes us.
We don't care.
It feels so good managing the bike while looking at all the people.
It's has been mind blowng and I'll go ahead and have a shit.
Three more lemon juice, mate.
We have three full cups. I like lemon juice in my vodka, I need more lemon juice.
We have three full cups, two bowls of vodka, we have enough lemon juice.
I think I couldn't drink three cups of lemon juice.
It's lemon juice. Lemon juice is super horrible.
This is zero percent hard. This is not a flex at all.
It's lemon juice. Why are you drinking?
This isn't for drinking.
I asked for lemon juice.
I need lemon juice. Why is it going to get heartburn for no reason?
Why would you do that? That can't be pleasant.
It might kill the coronavirus though.
Which is prevalent here in Italy.
That was easier to tell.
Let me tell you something. Well, Luke didn't even finish his normal fucking drink.
I managed to do 7,000 shirts on the top of my head now.
4,000 years I trained. Well, you didn't do shit, but not exist.
Like a homo. I was doing push-ups.
You don't forget fucking lemons?
Of course fucking, of course.
When was the last time you lived in the mystical world?
Thank you very much. Amazing.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
In fact, can you bring us one more of these?
One more? Yes, if you could.
Yes, please. Thank you.
You're up. What were you about here?
Oh, there's a talisman.
No, no, no. What did you drink?
This is stupid.
I don't want this. Can I put vodka in it?
No. Can I put vodka in it?
Downing lemon juice. This is the life we live.
We're millionaires in the land.
This is so pathetic. Downing lemon juice.
Drink your lemon juice. Vitamin C. It's good for you.
Makes it strong. I can do a whiskey, Chuck.
That's easy. Bullshit. It's no longer about warming it.
What is it? Lemon juice.
It's just lemon juice. Yeah, it kind of started some bullshit now.
It's just stupid. It's a stupid game we play.
It's very lemon juice, man. Can you bite him in C? Ha!
It's good for you. And Luke knows who this is for.
Yeah. When did this become a thing?
I've got a heartburn. It went up.
Mr. Walker, do you want? Come on, ladies.
No, no, no, no. That's cheating. I wasn't allowed to.
That's it, man. This is for me.
Come on, suit's up. Give me the phone.
This is gonna be horrible, isn't it?
Nah, it's not hard. It's not hard.
It's easy, bro. It's easy. I expect it to be hard.
It's not hard. It's a bit sour.
Why is it always twitching?
Don't worry. Come on.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
Why don't we grow up?
You grew up in prison. Our average age is like 29.
You realize that? Now we understand.
That was not nice.
Nobody likes us? Nobody likes us.
We don't care. What are you complaining about, Rory?
What the fuck? Cucumbers. Cucumbers.
Cucumbers. Yeah.
Interesting. You can't drink a gin and tonic with a bit of cucumber.
I'm not going to drink milk. What do you want to do?
Eat the cucumbers.
Yeah. Healthy.
Rory, it's very nice with the cucumbers.
Rory, everyone tell us the cucumber tastes of nothing.
Actually, it's not actually taste of anything.
I know. I know.
It's all psychological, Rory.
I think it is. But now, maybe I'm going to become my friend.
Yeah, you're retarded. It's like 99% water.
Yeah, I know, but we're like 75%.
I bet we taste like shit.
I like diamonds. I like diamonds.
I like shining. I like million dollar deals.
Where's my pen? Bitch, I'm spotting.
I like fucking with Fiat.
You must've looked like that.
I like going to a chula.
Lake Como.
Lake? Lake Como?
We're one of the most exclusive places in the world.
What the fuck are you doing here? I don't know.
Why did they let me in? Why did they let you?
Why did you like one year go back to that?
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