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Luke Finishes His Beer
00:08:40
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| Thanks for watching! | |
| Luke, finish your beer. You're embarrassing us. | |
| We're all finished. Finish your beer. Tristan. | |
| Yeah? I do fresh. | |
| Looks a mess. Wonderful. | |
| Cheers, guys. What's happening? | |
| Luke, nobody likes us. | |
| What did I say? This is going to be an endurance event. | |
| This is a liter of beer. | |
| No, it's a liter and a bit because you haven't finished this yet. | |
| A liter. I didn't even know. | |
| I didn't even know that they made it. | |
| We don't care. | |
| We don't care. I didn't know they made these. | |
| Why did they mix that over ice with a piece of lime? | |
| Very nice. Is it? | |
| Over ice with a piece of lime. Try it. | |
| It's still horrible. You sound like a baby. | |
| Why don't you grow up? | |
| What is your beer? Welcome to big school. | |
| What's happening? You have a beer that you haven't finished, and the next beer's already arrived. | |
| Oh that put a hair on my chest that one You couldn't even finish your beer Thank you. | |
| That was Rory, not me. | |
| You haven't finished yours. Luke, drink up. | |
| To be fair, you haven't even had your baby beer. | |
| Come on, baby beer first. Baby beer for Luke. | |
| Baby beer. And then you move on to the big part. | |
| Baby beer. I'm just going to quit. | |
| I surrender. Come on, Luke. | |
| Let's go. I'm surrendering. | |
| No, I'm done. Everyone likes you, Luke. | |
| So far, everyone likes me. Everyone likes you. | |
| I don't think you guys like me. No, everyone looks like me. | |
| I think nobody likes you. Oh, nobody likes you. | |
| Why have you got beer in your glass? | |
| If nobody liked you, you wouldn't care. | |
| Everybody who doesn't like you, you care. | |
| Didn't you get four beers? Yeah, yeah. | |
| They're coming. They're coming. | |
| Wonderful. Tristan. | |
| Why? Because, in case you didn't know this about me, nobody likes me, and I don't care. | |
| How much it worth Tristan? | |
| Like A little something he's been working on. | |
| A little something I've been developing. | |
| I'm 772 and I've realized that I do not have a razor and nor does my companion. | |
| So we also need a toothbrush. | |
| Is there any way you could be of help? | |
| Sure. Toothbrush and a toothpaste show for the razor. | |
| I will double check. I think we have also something for the one. | |
| That would be fantastic. Let me check with the housekeeping and I'll confirm for the razor, okay? | |
| Fantastic. Thank you very much. | |
| Have a great day. Two toothbrushes and two razors would be splendid. | |
| Thank you. Thank you very much. | |
| Goodbye, sir. Goodbye. | |
| Got him, didn't I? Got him. | |
| He was not expecting... | |
| I don't know what accent that would be, though, Rory. | |
| I don't really know. Yeah. | |
| Just did it. It was good, though. | |
| It was good. It was good. | |
| He fell for it. He thinks that's normal. | |
| Yeah. He's like, shit. | |
| If I had spoken my normal voice, they wouldn't care. | |
| Yeah. He's a cunt. | |
| He's got his fucking ringer bank. | |
| All right. Hello. | |
| Hello. You're a superstar. | |
| Thank you very much for your help. | |
| Highly recommended. Thank you so much. | |
| Goodbye now. Yeah, he fucking fell for it. | |
| They're sending two razors, two toothbrushes and two toothpastes right now. | |
| Nice. If I had said, you all right, mate, I forgot my razor and my toothbrush. | |
| Can you help me out? There is the shop down the road. | |
| But if I said it, hello, sir. | |
| Yeah. Oh, we better help this whole cunt. | |
| He's got money. Yeah. It's true. | |
| They got a car upstairs. I'm going to get them. | |
| We got them. We fucking got them. | |
| Ladies and gentlemen, we got them. | |
| So the robbery wouldn't start this morning. | |
| We managed to get it started. Had a flat battery. | |
| None of us have any fucking phone signal for some reason. | |
| So we can't turn this car off. | |
| We just started it. And none of us have GPS. Fuck knows. | |
| I was gonna try and get on a motorway and head to Italy. | |
| Just follow the Italy signs and hopefully it gets us to the right place. | |
| It is a series of unfortunate events. | |
| My life is a series of unfortunate events. | |
| My life's an adventure. | |
| It's a dream life adventure with a never-ending series of unfortunate events. | |
| That is actually what it takes to my life. | |
| It could be worse. I am an A4A spider in Monaco. | |
| Complaining. As Chainlink goes to the moon, it makes me a hundred thousand miles a day. | |
| Nobody likes us. Nobody likes us. | |
| We don't care. | |
| It feels so good managing the bike while looking at all the people. | |
| It's has been mind blowng and I'll go ahead and have a shit. | |
| Three more lemon juice, mate. | |
| We have three full cups. I like lemon juice in my vodka, I need more lemon juice. | |
| We have three full cups, two bowls of vodka, we have enough lemon juice. | |
| I think I couldn't drink three cups of lemon juice. | |
| It's lemon juice. Lemon juice is super horrible. | |
| This is zero percent hard. This is not a flex at all. | |
| It's lemon juice. Why are you drinking? | |
| This isn't for drinking. | |
| I asked for lemon juice. | |
| I need lemon juice. Why is it going to get heartburn for no reason? | |
| Why would you do that? That can't be pleasant. | |
| It might kill the coronavirus though. | |
| Which is prevalent here in Italy. | |
| That was easier to tell. | |
| Let me tell you something. Well, Luke didn't even finish his normal fucking drink. | |
| I managed to do 7,000 shirts on the top of my head now. | |
| 4,000 years I trained. Well, you didn't do shit, but not exist. | |
| Like a homo. I was doing push-ups. | |
| You don't forget fucking lemons? | |
| Of course fucking, of course. | |
| When was the last time you lived in the mystical world? | |
| Thank you very much. Amazing. | |
| Thank you very much. Thank you. | |
| In fact, can you bring us one more of these? | |
| One more? Yes, if you could. | |
| Yes, please. Thank you. | |
| You're up. What were you about here? | |
| Oh, there's a talisman. | |
| No, no, no. What did you drink? | |
| This is stupid. | |
| I don't want this. Can I put vodka in it? | |
| No. Can I put vodka in it? | |
| Downing lemon juice. This is the life we live. | |
| We're millionaires in the land. | |
| This is so pathetic. Downing lemon juice. | |
| Drink your lemon juice. Vitamin C. It's good for you. | |
| Makes it strong. I can do a whiskey, Chuck. | |
| That's easy. Bullshit. It's no longer about warming it. | |
| What is it? Lemon juice. | |
| It's just lemon juice. Yeah, it kind of started some bullshit now. | |
| It's just stupid. It's a stupid game we play. | |
| It's very lemon juice, man. Can you bite him in C? Ha! | |
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Lemon Juice Millionaires
00:02:59
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| It's good for you. And Luke knows who this is for. | |
| Yeah. When did this become a thing? | |
| I've got a heartburn. It went up. | |
| Mr. Walker, do you want? Come on, ladies. | |
| No, no, no, no. That's cheating. I wasn't allowed to. | |
| That's it, man. This is for me. | |
| Come on, suit's up. Give me the phone. | |
| This is gonna be horrible, isn't it? | |
| Nah, it's not hard. It's not hard. | |
| It's easy, bro. It's easy. I expect it to be hard. | |
| It's not hard. It's a bit sour. | |
| Why is it always twitching? | |
| Don't worry. Come on. | |
| Don't worry about it. Don't worry. | |
| Why don't we grow up? | |
| You grew up in prison. Our average age is like 29. | |
| You realize that? Now we understand. | |
| That was not nice. | |
| Nobody likes us? Nobody likes us. | |
| We don't care. What are you complaining about, Rory? | |
| What the fuck? Cucumbers. Cucumbers. | |
| Cucumbers. Yeah. | |
| Interesting. You can't drink a gin and tonic with a bit of cucumber. | |
| I'm not going to drink milk. What do you want to do? | |
| Eat the cucumbers. | |
| Yeah. Healthy. | |
| Rory, it's very nice with the cucumbers. | |
| Rory, everyone tell us the cucumber tastes of nothing. | |
| Actually, it's not actually taste of anything. | |
| I know. I know. | |
| It's all psychological, Rory. | |
| I think it is. But now, maybe I'm going to become my friend. | |
| Yeah, you're retarded. It's like 99% water. | |
| Yeah, I know, but we're like 75%. | |
| I bet we taste like shit. | |
| I like diamonds. I like diamonds. | |
| I like shining. I like million dollar deals. | |
| Where's my pen? Bitch, I'm spotting. | |
| I like fucking with Fiat. | |
| You must've looked like that. | |
| I like going to a chula. | |
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Lake Como Conundrum
00:00:17
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| Lake Como. | |
| Lake? Lake Como? | |
| We're one of the most exclusive places in the world. | |
| What the fuck are you doing here? I don't know. | |
| Why did they let me in? Why did they let you? | |
| Why did you like one year go back to that? | |