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Why They Let Us In
00:04:53
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| CRUNCH prime HUUUUURK uuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK PRRRROT BRRART PREZ gorge PRIIIN IRSDI P에у PO PSH A浑 alum So where are we? Lake Como. | |
| Lake... Lake Como. | |
| They're one of the most exclusive places in the world. | |
| What the fuck are you doing here? I don't know. | |
| Why do they let me in? Why do they let you? | |
| Why is there like one year? | |
| Go back to that. Fuck off. | |
| Bro. Move us along. | |
| This is very very nice Yeah, the mountains Here at Lake Coma one of the most beautiful and exclusive places in the world Not only am I at one of the most beautiful and exclusive places in the world, this is maybe the 50th beautiful and exclusive place I've visited this year. | |
| And I came here, one of the most exclusive cars money can buy. | |
| It took a 4AA drop top. | |
| I'm cruising through Italy in a drop-top Ferrari on a... | |
| Tuesday? Tuesday. | |
| I ain't got a fucking job. You think people who are living like me have a job? | |
| You think I go to work and I do something and then money comes to my bank each month and then I go and I... No! | |
| You need to hack the matrix. | |
| It's who you know. Real money is made with conversations on WhatsApp. | |
| A few phone calls. You do this. | |
| You do this. Move the money around. | |
| Bang. Everyone makes some money. Boom. | |
| Done. If you haven't got that kind of network, you're never going to get rich. | |
| When's the last time someone called you and said, look, we're going to make a million dollars. | |
| Let's do this. No one's ever called you like that. | |
| You can get that inside of the world. | |
| I wish the first one was black, didn't it? | |
| You can get that inside of the world. | |
| Why are you up here, bro? | |
| Yeah. Whose house is this? | |
| Weirdos. Now we're tracking. | |
| Bounce back. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Bro, this man's insane. | |
| Why bring your show up here? | |
| Yeah! | |
| Why are these people doing this? | |
| So where are we going? | |
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Falling for Heights
00:02:22
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| you High, bro. Up high. | |
| And I fucking hate heights. | |
| I was gonna say. I fucking hate heights. | |
| I've never known you to like being up high and we are fucking... | |
| This is crazy. | |
| Is this the Italian Alps? | |
| Yeah, all the way up. All the way up to the top? | |
| Yeah. Up there? | |
| Shit. I know. | |
| What the fuck? You do know that's a big drop, yeah? | |
| You do know there's zero survival rate falling off that? | |
| Zero percent. The problem is I get vertigo, so... | |
| Are you scared of heights? | |
| Not really. Vertigo is, uh... | |
| It's weird. You know people are up high and they have to hold on to things. | |
| Yeah. So you get dizzy. Yeah. | |
| The problem is I get vertigo, but I'm also fucking driving. | |
| So if I get dizzy when I'm driving, I can't drive. | |
| So I have to really try and not look over the edges. | |
| Because otherwise I instantly get dizzy and I can just get rocked. | |
| Well, if it helps, there's a roll cage here. | |
| We have good seatbelts and a roll cage. | |
| If you go off the edge, we might be alright if the engine doesn't explode. | |
| Ah, I'm not wearing my seatbelt. | |
| It's the trust, bro. | |
| It's the trust. | |
| What the hell? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Hey, Jason. | |
| to get you to pass me a bite of the sandwich. | |
| I'm very cold. | |
| It's very cold up here. | |
| Take it. | |
| I can't trust that. | |
| Impossible to trust that. | |
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Nobody Likes Us
00:05:16
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| Thank you. | |
| Long time... Bro, fuck this. | |
| You always get super, super close to this. | |
| Thanks for watching! | |
| Weird Austrian forest adventure. | |
| Yeah. Forest people. | |
| Yeah. You're good. | |
| You're good. I'm not good, though, because I didn't fit. | |
| I mean, like, I was good. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there was no space in the road. | |
| Because Pierre was being a dick. | |
| Exactly. Nice. | |
| I'd be pissed too. | |
| Because you best believe that that truck called. | |
| The truck called and said, yeah, listen. | |
| I almost had a head on collision with this con. | |
| Ah, a speed gun. They got someone. | |
| He has a speed gun in his hand. | |
| He must have got someone. | |
| Go over here? That wasn't fun, yo. | |
| They're going. I have no clue. | |
| I don't know. That definitely means go straight ahead. | |
| No problems. Don't chase me. | |
| Nobody likes us. | |
| Nobody likes us. We don't care. | |
| We don't care. Nobody likes us. | |
| Nobody likes us. | |
| Those guys, they are fucked. | |
| Yeah, they are fucked. What do you mean, don't get me? | |
| You need to stop. Tristan said sorry just a moment ago. | |
| And now there's booze here. I'm sorry. | |
| I'm sorry. Thank you very much. | |
| Can I also have just a glass of water? | |
| Another one of water. | |
| I'll have a water too, please. | |
| Thank you. | |
| What is this? | |
| Thank you very much. We've been boozing forever. | |
| These are the endurance events. | |
| It is. People don't understand how much. | |
| They don't. They think we lie. | |
| We do eight bottles of vodka. | |
| Bro. Ten bottles of shams. | |
| Wake up. One hour's sleep. | |
| Drive all day like psychos. | |
| Bang, stop. Boom, booze, booze. | |
| How much did we sleep today? Yeah. | |
| How do people can't do that? | |
| Yeah! Bro, it's... | |
| It's not... It's horrible! | |
| No one realized it! | |
| No one realized it! | |
| Cheers! I just want a day with no moves! | |
| Well, the thing is, Luke, nobody likes him! | |
| And I don't care! Nobody likes him! | |
| Cheers, Roy. | |
| Cheers, Ty. | |
| Cheers, dude. | |
| Cheers, Roy. | |
| Cheers, Tony. | |
| Tony. | |
| Tony. | |
| No, man, I like sauce. | |
| These dudes look good, though. | |
| You know what? | |
| It's part of the first reaction. | |
| Just the way the whiskey. | |
| Just the way the whiskey. | |
| I don't even like gin and tonics anymore. | |
| Does anyone else feel sick? | |
| For no reason. No. | |
| There is a reason. You ordered a bunch of room service while we killed the bacteria in our stomach with gin last night while you babied out and went to sleep. | |
| So don't worry, I've got a good solution for that. | |
| I've got a good fix for your stomach. | |
| What is it? We've got a six-hour train ride. | |
| Germany to Prague. Because the cars have been impacted. | |
| Andrew, tell them. The cars. What do you mean? | |
| Germany, police took our cars. Wait, what? | |
| Why? Germany, police took the cars. The Porsche and the Ferrari. | |
| I think some cunts for screaming, nobody likes us, nobody likes us, we don't care. | |
| Ah, a speed gun. They got someone. | |
| Here's a speed gun in his hand. | |
| He must have got someone. Go here? | |
| I'll take one, yeah? I'll take one. | |
| That definitely means go straight ahead. | |
| No problems. Don't chase me! | |
| Nobody likes us! | |
| Nobody likes us! | |
| We don't care! We don't care! | |
| Nobody likes us! | |
| We don't care! We don't care! | |
| It was hands, police and mans. | |
| Yeah, hands, police and mans. | |
| They do do that stuff. | |
| Alright, well... | |
| Now we have no cars. What's the emergency? | |
| It's an emergency. We left chicken shit bullshit. | |
| Don't. Oh, you take your mask off, pussy. | |
| We're not in fucking Western Europe anymore. | |
| The Czech guy came and he said, oh, we don't have masks. | |
| He goes, in Czech Republic, no masks. | |
| They're not here. They also reopened the food cart. | |