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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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LAMBORGINI AVENTADOR SMASHED | Tate Confidential Ep. 67
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
That's fine, I can deal with this.
Alright, I'm coming, no, trying too hard, no.
Go?
Alright, alright, alright.
Like that!
Like that! Where are we?
We made a new friend.
We did make a new friend, didn't we?
Nice car.
It is a nice car.
Our life is a huge adventure.
Our life is a huge adventure, dotted with a never-ending series of unfortunate events.
Never ending. The unfortunate events never end.
The adventure never ends.
Yeah. Although this time, nothing's gone wrong yet.
Nothing's gone wrong yet. Yet.
Yeah, we did almost up the flat tire scare.
Yeah. Something's going to go massively wrong.
Has to. There's no way in the universe.
Let's see. These three cars are over.
So Rory, you're Sleepy Joe.
No, well, I didn't leave myself sleeping here.
You've fallen asleep. I didn't fall asleep.
Because I was listening to Tristan's Russian 17th century Bible.
I'm listening to an audiobook on the Battle of Stalingrad.
It was so monotone.
It was literally, the horse galloped into the hill with the soldier on his back.
No one has mentioned the horse in the five hours that book's been playing.
Then what's cavalry then, Tristan?
Because that's conclusively.
They say that the German 60s Panzer Division was the last cavalry division In the German army, it was mechanised two years to play.
Okay, and what did the cavalry do?
What did the cavalry do?
They rode horses up the mountain.
What mountain? It was so monotone.
There was no singing, no rapping.
They could have broke into a little remix every chapter or so.
Well, they could have at least threw in a little chorus or something.
I don't know. It was just... It was so interesting, I couldn't keep my eyes out.
Listen, if they spoke about something interesting, like the creation of dominoes, I might have listened to it all.
So, Tristan's History Man and Rory's Sleepy Jail.
No, I wasn't even Sleepy Jail, I was just...
I was running out of options, Luke.
I was running out of options. There's only so much you could do.
I don't want to do that. We're trapped.
We needed the unfortunate event.
This is it we're trapped So Andrews little driving adventures are the highlight of his year And this time, I swore to myself I would not complain.
Independently, I've said to you and I've said to you, I'm not complaining in front of Andrew.
This is true. He's going to say I complain, and he's going to say, he's going to say that I'm ruining it.
But he just asked me, he goes, why don't you admit you're having fun?
Let me explain to you something.
You believe that driving is the funnest thing men can do.
It's so fun to drive supercars.
You say it all the time. The only things that don't warn me, fighting driving today, That was shit.
That was shit. That was shit.
No, nothing about that is fun.
Nothing about it is fun.
Motorways are not fun. Yeah, I know.
I know. It's hours and hours and hours and hours of motorway.
And on this trip, we'll get about five 20-minute periods where you can win around fast, which I can also do in my own country.
So no, it's not fun, is it?
You brats.
Cut that out, cut that out.
So what's that line?
Oh, cool.
Oh, cool.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah.
One of these people who we're driving these fast cars with seems to have fucked up ahead.
Yeah. Now I hope he's crashed into a local French villager so I can see the Frenchman shouting at him as I drive back.
That would be good. That would be good.
What are you doing? I knew it.
The French people hide me.
It's not like Romania where it means that there's cops.
Yeah, they're flashing like, ha ha!
Yeah. One of your friends has crashed.
Little did. You idiot! Little did they know that I have no friends.
Yeah, we have no friends.
You're not my friend. Yeah.
And you definitely don't have fans either.
Exactly. And you haven't crashed because you're in my car.
Yep. Yeah.
I knew. I knew it.
Once I saw the flashes.
Yeah. It was, uh, you fucking idiots.
Well, you do speak French.
I do. I do. I speak French.
To be fair. I speak French.
I knew immediately. Hey, you idiots.
You crashed. All right.
Let's grab a look. A French villager?
A French villager has thrown shit at one of the cars in a span and crashed, so now the English are smashing his house up.
Nice. Let's get out of here.
Woo! Luke, why did your dad throw shit at a car?
Well, because, honestly, he was driving too fast.
I don't blame him. Too much flexing.
I will get some horse manure.
I know how to stop those pesky cars.
You cannot flex in the front of us.
Woo! So now the English is French Cigars Hotel?
Yeah. Yo!
What's Rory doing? There's no film with Rory.
Nice French people.
So, I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna look for the Frenchman.
Ah, so there's the shit.
There's the trash.
And that's his house.
A Frenchman.
Nice.
So it turns out, Trashman's friend, Jean Policeman, Yeah.
has decided to attack us.
Thanks for watching!
So we're under attack by the French.
Johnson's fall French have attacked us Trash man didn't get us He fucking got us.
Awesome. He is a hero. He is a superhero.
The funny thing is, since we all have the damn thing on the cars, it's very easy for the cops to say, yeah, this one's good, this one's bad.
This one's good, and this one's bad.
Andrew, Trashman is a hero.
He's a superhero. He's a gun.
Trashman smashed the windscreen with the trash, tried to fight it, pulled the gun.
Trash his gun! That's the move!
How do you counter that?
How do you counter that move?
Wait, so he smashed the windscreen?
Yeah, with the trash.
So what happened is he went out with the trash, he seized the guy, they cut him off or something, he smashes the windscreen with the trash, then they all try to fight him, he pulls his gun.
So what do you do?
How do you stop that move?
The trashing gun is a classic combination.
I see your wallet is in there.
Yeah, I don't.
So Tristan, what happened?
So we were a bit wrong about Trashman.
Yeah, so we're on our way to Nicky Beach.
It turns out The trash man isn't the hero I thought he was.
Apparently, for no reason, he smashed Jay's windscreen in.
Jay's another guy who we're driving with.
Smashed his windscreen in, and then all the guys got out and jumped him, and then smashed his house up.
Then they tried to pull a gun, and they took the gun off of him.
Yeah. So, it turns out the English have beaten the French once again.
It's true. It's 1815 all over again.
And Trashman got disarmed and got his house smashed up.
Yeah. He basically surrendered.
Yeah. That's basically surrendering.
We lost a cavalry unit.
Yeah. We lost a horse.
We lost a horse. Yeah.
His own base is destroyed.
Yeah. So...
Now, the police are just talking a bunch of French.
Yeah. And I don't know.
And I'm just gonna hang around, smoke a cigar, try and find some booze.
That does sound nice. Chill out.
Rory's got booze. We have booze in Rory's bag.
Nice. Little bottle of vodka.
I have to take a super piss super bad.
Damn. Well, I don't want the police...
I know, exactly. Try and raise some new charges against it.
Yeah. I'll hold it for 15 minutes.
If they let me go, I'll go to the next gas station.
Well, maybe. If I start speaking French to them.
They are, aren't they? Hello, no English?
No one speak French?
How is everyone here?
Yeah, no one can speak one bit of French. We need one translator.
But I ain't a dude.
No.
No.
It actually wasn't like that in the police.
Oh yeah, what did you do?
So this is Monaco.
This is Monaco, my friend.
That's where all the money is.
It's not often I feel poor.
It does look rich, I will admit.
This might be one of the most beautiful cities I've ever seen.
If you ain't got a 20 million pound yacht, you're very rich.
Monaco. Cars don't mean a thing.
Yeah, stop focusing on it.
That's almost a monocle.
Yeah.
That's a monocle.
Yeah.
Let's go to the bank.
That's almost funny though.
I wasn't rich. I wanted to feel rich.
So I went to the best restaurant and I started to order the best stuff.
The best steak. The best oysters.
Everything I wanted. Just me.
Whole bill's like 950 euros to just me to have dinner by myself.
Anyway, the waiter turns to me and goes, ah, so what are you celebrating?
Assuming I was celebrating something because I spent so much money, I just said.
Tuesday, as if I was some kind of gangster.
And he laughed, and we laughed, like, haha, just another normal day.
When really, that was half the money I had in the world.
And I was broke. But now I'm rich, so it's okay.
But I remember that moment. That would make you feel rich.
Here, the best restaurants, the best stuff.
So listen, look. I can't be bothered to get changed, I can put on a suit, look slick, do the James Bond shit, drive the cars to nice places, or we can get a bit Luton on Monaco.
Luton in Monaco?
It means take some booze.
Lunaco. You walk around boozing.
Do you want to find a corner shop and buy cheap booze?
In Monaco. I mean, can you think of anything more fun to do?
We're in Monaco. No one cares about you, Luke.
I'm not your fucking tour guide.
Luke, finish your beer.
You're embarrassing us. We're all finished.
Finish your beer. Tristan.
Yeah? I do fresh.
Mulsum Esk? Wonderful.
Cheers, guys. What?
What's happening? Luke, nobody likes us.
What did I say? This is going to be an endurance event.
This is a liter of beer.
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