Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - CAVALLI MILAN WITH SPIDER MAN | Tate Confidential Ep. 68
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 11:59


=== Luke Finishes His Beer (08:40) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  But I'm not a girl.
[00:00:22]  I'm a girl.
[00:00:34]  Thanks for watching!
[00:00:38]  Luke, finish your beer. You're embarrassing us.
[00:00:40]  We're all finished. Finish your beer. Tristan.
[00:00:43]  Yeah? I do fresh.
[00:00:46]  Looks a mess. Wonderful.
[00:00:51]  Cheers, guys. What's happening?
[00:00:54]  Luke, nobody likes us.
[00:00:55]  What did I say? This is going to be an endurance event.
[00:00:57]  This is a liter of beer.
[00:00:59]  No, it's a liter and a bit because you haven't finished this yet.
[00:01:02]  A liter. I didn't even know.
[00:01:06]  I didn't even know that they made it.
[00:01:07]  We don't care.
[00:01:09]  We don't care. I didn't know they made these.
[00:01:14]  Why did they mix that over ice with a piece of lime?
[00:01:16]  Very nice. Is it?
[00:01:18]  Over ice with a piece of lime. Try it.
[00:01:21]  It's still horrible. You sound like a baby.
[00:01:30]  Why don't you grow up?
[00:01:33]  What is your beer? Welcome to big school.
[00:01:38]  What's happening? You have a beer that you haven't finished, and the next beer's already arrived.
[00:01:46]  Oh that put a hair on my chest that one You couldn't even finish your beer Thank you.
[00:02:00]  That was Rory, not me.
[00:02:02]  You haven't finished yours. Luke, drink up.
[00:02:06]  To be fair, you haven't even had your baby beer.
[00:02:08]  Come on, baby beer first. Baby beer for Luke.
[00:02:11]  Baby beer. And then you move on to the big part.
[00:02:14]  Baby beer. I'm just going to quit.
[00:02:16]  I surrender. Come on, Luke.
[00:02:24]  Let's go. I'm surrendering.
[00:02:26]  No, I'm done. Everyone likes you, Luke.
[00:02:29]  So far, everyone likes me. Everyone likes you.
[00:02:31]  I don't think you guys like me. No, everyone looks like me.
[00:02:32]  I think nobody likes you. Oh, nobody likes you.
[00:02:35]  Why have you got beer in your glass?
[00:02:37]  If nobody liked you, you wouldn't care.
[00:02:38]  Everybody who doesn't like you, you care.
[00:02:40]  Didn't you get four beers? Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:42]  They're coming. They're coming.
[00:02:45]  Wonderful. Tristan.
[00:02:52]  Why? Because, in case you didn't know this about me, nobody likes me, and I don't care.
[00:03:04]  How much it worth Tristan?
[00:03:06]  Like A little something he's been working on.
[00:03:14]  A little something I've been developing.
[00:03:19]  I'm 772 and I've realized that I do not have a razor and nor does my companion.
[00:03:25]  So we also need a toothbrush.
[00:03:27]  Is there any way you could be of help?
[00:03:29]  Sure. Toothbrush and a toothpaste show for the razor.
[00:03:33]  I will double check. I think we have also something for the one.
[00:03:35]  That would be fantastic. Let me check with the housekeeping and I'll confirm for the razor, okay?
[00:03:41]  Fantastic. Thank you very much.
[00:03:43]  Have a great day. Two toothbrushes and two razors would be splendid.
[00:03:47]  Thank you. Thank you very much.
[00:03:49]  Goodbye, sir. Goodbye.
[00:03:52]  Got him, didn't I? Got him.
[00:03:57]  He was not expecting...
[00:03:58]  I don't know what accent that would be, though, Rory.
[00:04:00]  I don't really know. Yeah.
[00:04:01]  Just did it. It was good, though.
[00:04:03]  It was good. It was good.
[00:04:04]  He fell for it. He thinks that's normal.
[00:04:06]  Yeah. He's like, shit.
[00:04:08]  If I had spoken my normal voice, they wouldn't care.
[00:04:11]  Yeah. He's a cunt.
[00:04:13]  He's got his fucking ringer bank.
[00:04:15]  All right. Hello.
[00:04:21]  Hello. You're a superstar.
[00:04:28]  Thank you very much for your help.
[00:04:29]  Highly recommended. Thank you so much.
[00:04:32]  Goodbye now. Yeah, he fucking fell for it.
[00:04:35]  They're sending two razors, two toothbrushes and two toothpastes right now.
[00:04:39]  Nice. If I had said, you all right, mate, I forgot my razor and my toothbrush.
[00:04:42]  Can you help me out? There is the shop down the road.
[00:04:45]  But if I said it, hello, sir.
[00:04:48]  Yeah. Oh, we better help this whole cunt.
[00:04:49]  He's got money. Yeah. It's true.
[00:04:52]  They got a car upstairs. I'm going to get them.
[00:04:54]  We got them. We fucking got them.
[00:04:56]  Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.
[00:05:02]  So the robbery wouldn't start this morning.
[00:05:03]  We managed to get it started. Had a flat battery.
[00:05:07]  None of us have any fucking phone signal for some reason.
[00:05:09]  So we can't turn this car off.
[00:05:11]  We just started it. And none of us have GPS. Fuck knows.
[00:05:17]  I was gonna try and get on a motorway and head to Italy.
[00:05:20]  Just follow the Italy signs and hopefully it gets us to the right place.
[00:05:23]  It is a series of unfortunate events.
[00:05:24]  My life is a series of unfortunate events.
[00:05:27]  My life's an adventure.
[00:05:29]  It's a dream life adventure with a never-ending series of unfortunate events.
[00:05:34]  That is actually what it takes to my life.
[00:05:38]  It could be worse. I am an A4A spider in Monaco.
[00:05:44]  Complaining. As Chainlink goes to the moon, it makes me a hundred thousand miles a day.
[00:05:52]  Nobody likes us. Nobody likes us.
[00:05:54]  We don't care.
[00:06:04]  It feels so good managing the bike while looking at all the people.
[00:06:09]  It's has been mind blowng and I'll go ahead and have a shit.
[00:06:33]  Three more lemon juice, mate.
[00:06:34]  We have three full cups. I like lemon juice in my vodka, I need more lemon juice.
[00:06:38]  We have three full cups, two bowls of vodka, we have enough lemon juice.
[00:06:43]  I think I couldn't drink three cups of lemon juice.
[00:06:46]  It's lemon juice. Lemon juice is super horrible.
[00:06:50]  This is zero percent hard. This is not a flex at all.
[00:06:52]  It's lemon juice. Why are you drinking?
[00:06:53]  This isn't for drinking.
[00:06:55]  I asked for lemon juice.
[00:06:57]  I need lemon juice. Why is it going to get heartburn for no reason?
[00:07:01]  Why would you do that? That can't be pleasant.
[00:07:04]  It might kill the coronavirus though.
[00:07:06]  Which is prevalent here in Italy.
[00:07:09]  That was easier to tell.
[00:07:10]  Let me tell you something. Well, Luke didn't even finish his normal fucking drink.
[00:07:14]  I managed to do 7,000 shirts on the top of my head now.
[00:07:16]  4,000 years I trained. Well, you didn't do shit, but not exist.
[00:07:20]  Like a homo. I was doing push-ups.
[00:07:23]  You don't forget fucking lemons?
[00:07:25]  Of course fucking, of course.
[00:07:28]  When was the last time you lived in the mystical world?
[00:07:31]  Thank you very much. Amazing.
[00:07:33]  Thank you very much. Thank you.
[00:07:37]  In fact, can you bring us one more of these?
[00:07:40]  One more? Yes, if you could.
[00:07:41]  Yes, please. Thank you.
[00:07:43]  You're up. What were you about here?
[00:07:49]  Oh, there's a talisman.
[00:07:51]  No, no, no. What did you drink?
[00:07:52]  This is stupid.
[00:07:55]  I don't want this. Can I put vodka in it?
[00:07:57]  No. Can I put vodka in it?
[00:08:00]  Downing lemon juice. This is the life we live.
[00:08:03]  We're millionaires in the land.
[00:08:04]  This is so pathetic. Downing lemon juice.
[00:08:06]  Drink your lemon juice. Vitamin C. It's good for you.
[00:08:10]  Makes it strong. I can do a whiskey, Chuck.
[00:08:18]  That's easy. Bullshit. It's no longer about warming it.
[00:08:28]  What is it? Lemon juice.
[00:08:30]  It's just lemon juice. Yeah, it kind of started some bullshit now.
[00:08:34]  It's just stupid. It's a stupid game we play.
[00:08:37]  It's very lemon juice, man. Can you bite him in C? Ha!

=== Lemon Juice Millionaires (02:59) ===

[00:08:41]  It's good for you. And Luke knows who this is for.
[00:08:44]  Yeah. When did this become a thing?
[00:08:47]  I've got a heartburn. It went up.
[00:08:51]  Mr. Walker, do you want? Come on, ladies.
[00:08:52]  No, no, no, no. That's cheating. I wasn't allowed to.
[00:08:54]  That's it, man. This is for me.
[00:08:56]  Come on, suit's up. Give me the phone.
[00:08:58]  This is gonna be horrible, isn't it?
[00:09:06]  Nah, it's not hard. It's not hard.
[00:09:07]  It's easy, bro. It's easy. I expect it to be hard.
[00:09:10]  It's not hard. It's a bit sour.
[00:09:15]  Why is it always twitching?
[00:09:17]  Don't worry. Come on.
[00:09:19]  Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
[00:09:22]  Why don't we grow up?
[00:09:24]  You grew up in prison. Our average age is like 29.
[00:09:26]  You realize that? Now we understand.
[00:09:32]  That was not nice.
[00:09:33]  Nobody likes us? Nobody likes us.
[00:09:35]  We don't care. What are you complaining about, Rory?
[00:09:40]  What the fuck? Cucumbers. Cucumbers.
[00:09:42]  Cucumbers. Yeah.
[00:09:45]  Interesting. You can't drink a gin and tonic with a bit of cucumber.
[00:09:48]  I'm not going to drink milk. What do you want to do?
[00:09:52]  Eat the cucumbers.
[00:09:54]  Yeah. Healthy.
[00:09:56]  Rory, it's very nice with the cucumbers.
[00:09:59]  Rory, everyone tell us the cucumber tastes of nothing.
[00:10:02]  Actually, it's not actually taste of anything.
[00:10:04]  I know. I know.
[00:10:08]  It's all psychological, Rory.
[00:10:10]  I think it is. But now, maybe I'm going to become my friend.
[00:10:14]  Yeah, you're retarded. It's like 99% water.
[00:10:22]  Yeah, I know, but we're like 75%.
[00:10:25]  I bet we taste like shit.
[00:10:43]  I like diamonds. I like diamonds.
[00:10:45]  I like shining. I like million dollar deals.
[00:10:47]  Where's my pen? Bitch, I'm spotting.
[00:10:49]  I like fucking with Fiat.
[00:10:51]  You must've looked like that.
[00:10:53]  I like going to a chula.

=== Lake Como Conundrum (00:17) ===

[00:11:41]  Lake Como.
[00:11:43]  Lake? Lake Como?
[00:11:46]  We're one of the most exclusive places in the world.
[00:11:48]  What the fuck are you doing here? I don't know.
[00:11:50]  Why did they let me in? Why did they let you?
[00:11:57]  Why did you like one year go back to that?