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July 21, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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$2,000 A Night Castle | Tate Confidential Ep. 34
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sorry.
I'm not going.
I call you. Yeah, no problem.
No, I've got the call. This is nice.
Yeah, nice. You know, I tried to Uber the Rolls Royce Phantom in Romania and they told me no.
This is the quality of Ubers you get outside of Romania.
And they wouldn't let me Uber.
Yes, that's correct.
Thank you. And they wouldn't let me Uber the Rolls Royce, Luke.
Yeah, they're trying to keep remaining Ubers whacked.
This car is wonderful.
This is wonderful.
So this is a castle.
Yeah, that should be. It is.
It looks like one.
This is a castle. Very nice.
Nice. Wonderful.
And there's a balcony here, isn't there?
I was told. Yeah, on this side.
Okay. Ah, you can see the walls look.
That's nice. There's a balcony here, and why can't I smoke a cigarette on the balcony?
Yes? No, we can clean it.
There's no problem. Oh, there's a nice fridge here already.
Perfect. Very nice.
Yeah. Okay. Thank you very much.
Phone here, you can call housekeeping room service.
Oh wow, thank you so much.
Thank you very much. And yeah, if I need anything, I'll give you guys a call.
Yes, sure. Thank you so much.
Thank you, bye. Have a good one.
Now this is a nice hotel.
It's literally like a castle.
It is. We are in a castle.
Yeah, we are in a castle. They play the piano downstairs.
Yeah, they play the piano. This is Piano Lady.
Wanna go to the spa? Yes.
Do some spa Aikido? Spa Aikido.
Let's fucking go. One sec.
Hello, how are you? Yeah, pretty good.
Yeah, yeah. Yes, both backs.
Both backs, thank you.
Nice.
Thank you, Mr. Freeman. Thank you very much.
Ciao. Goodbye. Goodbye.
Is that how you pronounce it?
A pianist? There is.
We have nice robes.
I don't think they'd really miss them.
They are nice robes though.
I will admit these are very nice robes.
They have a golf wing.
Yeah, on the right.
Why is this hotel so fancy?
I did mention that this is a fancy hotel.
Yeah, and this is a very fancy country.
I really do think it is. From what I've seen from Switzerland so far, it's the fanciest country I've ever been in.
It's fancier than Dubai.
It's the fanciest, cleanest country with green trees everywhere.
They didn't fuck up their environment.
I'm sure it is. I'm sure it's super boring.
Yeah, there can't be chaos.
Chaos is fun. This is where billionaires go to sit in their castles while the peasants do chaotic things and degeneracy.
It's true. Not yet.
Wait for those Tate Confidentials.
Shit. Oh, when I become a billionaire?
Yeah. Tate's became a billionaire.
How are you a billionaire? Give me two more years when I'm worth a hundred million, then it's going to be crazy.
Right now I'm poor compared to my future self.
Shit, we got a decade left.
My future self is looking through a time machine at me, laughing at me.
Yeah. Because of rope boys.
Yeah. As if this is what rope boys do.
Exactly. Fuck the ice room.
It's minus 15.
It's minus 15, T. I'm already cold.
Imagine your feet, bro.
Alright, T goes in the ice room.
How's the ice room, T? How do you like it?
Alright, alright, fuck it. Alright, the feet is the worst part.
So, we're staying in a hotel...
Where they have real snow in a snow room.
If I got stuck in here, I'd die.
So we made it too warm, so they decided to cool it down.
This is vulnerable! Luke, why did we pay a thousand dollars a night to stand in here?
Alright, I'm out. I'm gone.
I'm following you. Fuck this.
Fuck the ice room. The ice room's whack.
Yeah, the ice room's whack. He got me.
I will admit he got me.
So, he threw a snowball at me.
He didn't throw a snowball at me.
I got hit. I did get hit.
He got me but my phone blocked most of it I
This food is amazing.
I don't know.
This is the best food.
Maybe, maybe in the world.
It's one of the best restaurants in Switzerland.
Best food in the world, Luke.
It might be. No.
Best food I've tried. Yeah, but you used to eat rice and beans out of a thermos until a year ago.
Yeah, but this is the best food I've ever tried.
Guys, this is the best food in the world.
This is not the best food in the world.
It is. It's very good food, and Luke just hasn't been to enough five-star restaurants.
The carrots taste like candy.
But luckily, his cousin is a very nice guy and takes him to very nice places.
We should have filmed more, but...
It's just food. No.
It was super good. We do.
We don't. We do. Guys, this food was the best food.
I wish you could try it, but you can't because I ate it all.
And you're not here in Switzerland, are you?
Turn the camera off.
So... What are these?
This is flexing on the broke boards.
Is this supposed to make me feel bad for spending two thousand dollars for a place to sleep?
I think it is. Well guess what?
I fucking don't.
I don't. I've been broke. I've been homeless.
Who helped me? Nobody. Nobody.
I helped me. I'll book the Snoop Dogg Hotel when I'm on my way to Stuttgart on the train.
I'm afraid right now I have to bank so I'm signing off for the day.
This is a very nice bank.
Of course it is. You know I opened this bank thing at half a million dollars.
Yeah.
I like Switzerland.
Yeah, the banks are certainly nice.
Yeah. I will never be allowed to have a Swiss bank account.
They basically said, oh, that's very interesting.
Oh, you have lots of money? No.
Gambling, high-risk industry.
Pornography, high-risk industry.
Webcam girls, strip clubs, all the things that I do.
High-risk industries.
Plus, I have an American passport.
They just told me, I highly doubt, even if you gave away your American passport and cleaned up your business affairs, I highly doubt any bank in Switzerland will entertain giving you an account.
I give up. Switzerland doesn't like money.
Yeah. Well, they do.
But not your money. Not my money.
I have dirty money. Shit.
Shit. It's not even dirty.
I know. It's tax payable.
They just don't like it.
They just don't like it. They don't want my money.
They don't want it. So...
I'm depressed now. It was a nice hotel.
It was a nice hotel. And it was a nice meeting with the bank.
I felt important for the first five minutes I went in.
It's true. Until they started asking me where my money comes from.
Yeah. And I just saw their faces drop like, why is this millionaire pornographer sitting in our offices?
They deal with like, billionaire bank managers.
Yeah. Look, I sell titties on the internet.
I'm sorry. Sorry?
Sorry. How else am I supposed to do it?
I'll use another bank. I have a theory about why they won't allow me to have a bank account.
So I told them that I run webcam models and that's how I made my millions of dollars.
So, the guy across the table looked at me frowningly and said, oh, that's a risky industry.
You're not allowed to have a bank with us.
So he was angry at me because I run webcam girls and I make porn.
And that's why I'm not allowed to bank.
But thinking about it now, that guy looked very familiar.
And I think he may be one of my webcam customers who calls my girls and jacks off.
He's rich. He's from Switzerland.
He's an old dude. Typical demographic.
He looked at me suspiciously from the moment I said what job I did.
You also, T, do look like a bank robber.
If you look at him, imagine this man coming in to your bank.
Why do you have a bag? Why does he have a bag?
Okay, and I do look like a bank robber.
You do. He does look like a bank robber.
I'm a bank robber who makes porn.
And then there's me, also with a bag, dressed all black.
Yeah. We're bank robbers, Luke.
We could be bank robbers. Yeah, the guy at the bank is a customer, and he's hating on me.
He's player hating. He is player hating.
He's trying to get you.
I'll keep my money in Bitcoin. Fuck him.
Fuck him until then I come back.
It is nice though, T. Maybe we should come back.
Maybe we should live here. We could live in that hotel forever.
Why don't you move here yourself?
Because I'm broke. I can't do that.
I can't do that to you.
That doesn't work. 13.37 is the next connection.
You have to change trains at Singen and you reach about a quarter to five or you wait for another hour and it's a direct train and the train doesn't arrive at 5.30.
What time do I arrive on your boat?
If you leave now, 16.43.
I'll take the direction.
Thank you very much.
Thank you. Thank you.
So, Andrew and them are driving.
Oh, no, no, no, no, let's make it a video.
Let's just make a video.
So Andrew and Rory are driving.
Now, they're driving.
Now, they're driving.
Wow, they're driving.
We're eating beef macaroni and cheese.
We're in Germany already.
We're not. We're not, but we are.
Switzerland is a bit like Germany.
This is Germany. It's a bit German.
I think this is Germany too.
I think you've lied to me. They accept Swiss francs for some reason.
But Germany is just weird.
They're weird like that. It's Switzerland.
So here we are.
This looks like first class to me.
It has to be first class. So this is it.
All these tickets too.
I'm going to get a coffee.
So, in Romania, they bring a plastic shopping basket filled with warm beer and chips up and down the aisle.
Yes, it is warm, it's true.
So, the Swiss beat the Romanians yet again.
I will have to give this one to the Swiss.
So, Andrew and Rory don't have champagne now, do they?
They're probably stuck on the motorway, I'd imagine, on the way to Germany.
Yeah, and we're going to the same place, and I think we'll get there before them.
And me and you have champagne.
We've been to Paris. Cheers.
I think we're winning this.
I think we are winning. We made it before them, now didn't we?
Yeah, we did. We definitely did.
We won the race. And had more fun.
We won the race while having more fun.
That's true. It's like being, what?
The hare who took a nap and won.
Yeah. Yeah, we took a nap and beat.
Fuck them. So this is Germany.
Oh, Germany's shit. He sneaks wunderbar.
Yeah. Germany?
Yeah, the town is here.
Yeah, gentlemen. So, how was your trip?
How have you been? Bonjour, man.
Bonjour. Ah, big man handsome.
Who do you think had more fun on their journey?
We had more fun. You.
There's not even a competition.
Paris is shit.
We sat on a rainy motorway in the snow.
To be fair, Paris is good.
Paris is good. Yeah, when you're asleep.
No, no, it's actually good, I'm not joking.
It's shit. It was so shit.
Why? It's shit, why?
What'd you do? Bro, if you have any fucking orange in this room...
Paris. Paris is good. What's good about Paris?
Did you two get a photo in front of the Eiffel Tower?
No. Why?
So you went to Paris and you didn't get a photo in front of the Eiffel Tower?
Well, no. I was behind it.
Why the fuck? They didn't get Paris with shit because they went to Paris and didn't get a photo in front of the Eiffel fucking tower!
No way! Paris, listen.
Paris blows.
Paris blows. One second. Paris doesn't blow.
Ah, it's true!
Shit! He's recording, T. There's nothing on me, bro.
There's nothing on me, bro. Recording what?
There's an orange. Anyway, so you went to Paris and you didn't get a photo in front of the Eiffel Tower.
No. What's the point of this conversation?
We had more fun in Zurich than you did in Paris.
Yeah. That's 100% fact.
That's a fact. Zurich was fun.
I agree. Let's show him what we did. Let's show him what we did.
Let's show him what we did. Let's show him.
Ah. Did you show him?
Did we show him? Show us.
So, you went to Paris and didn't take a picture in front of the Eiffel Tower.
No, we didn't. You guys did Paris all wrong.
You did Paris all wrong and you think that we didn't have fun in Zurich.
Why are you trying to make an argument that it doesn't exist?
Sorry, did you get fun in front of the Eiffel Tower?
I have a feeling they've been in front of the Eiffel Tower.
Yes, I am. So we got you.
So we got you.
So we had fought in Paris.
You went to Paris, and I know for a fact Paris is shit.
We had a wonderful time.
We smoked cigarettes in front of the Eiffel Tower in the same cafe that Ernest Hemingway used to get drunk in.
Yeah, but we won.
So we got you. No, no, no.
You think Paris was shit because you didn't go to the actual tower.
No, we drove right past that.
No, but you didn't get out and take a picture.
Of course not, because I've been before and it's shit.
I've seen you.
That's why I didn't get out. So we got you.
Can you admit that we got you?
They did kind of get you.
I admit you absolutely had more fun than me.
But they would get you by going to Paris.
I'm just thinking you're saying it.
You got us. He's obsessed.
We got you. At least you admit it.
We got you. How happy are you?
I'm happy. Yeah, it looks good, man.
I think it looks really good. I want to drive it.
I just spent 30 grand on it.
Extra. Black number plates look good.
Yep. What's that?
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