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July 21, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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PARIS IS NOT FUN | Tate Confidential Ep. 33
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
Thanks for watching!
you See that big sign, Luke?
I do. In the food court?
What's it advertising? Burger.
Why? Burger King's whack, and they need to get as much advertisement as possible to get business.
Burger King is awesome. What are you going to eat?
Romanian food?
I'm going to eat some Romanian meat. You're boring.
No. I'm in Romania.
What do Romanians do? You know what?
I'm eating nothing but Burger King this entire trip.
Oh my god. No way.
That's a bad idea. Is Burger King shot?
It is, because it's shit.
Luke, your negativity has fucked me over.
You being negative has made Burger King not function.
They went out of business. No way.
They're gone. They're done.
This is fake news.
This is your fault. It's not my fault.
Yes, it is. I know this really good place.
You did this on purpose. You're full of shit.
Yeah, the business lounge.
I could drink wine. You obviously don't know the business lounge exists.
This is one, look at this.
You're a geek.
So to confirm, when me and Andrew sit down and have our competition of who had the most fun journey, the only thing he's going to have over us is Paris.
He's going to show us all the stuff he did in Paris with Rory.
That's why secretly, instead of flying straight to Zurich, we're flying to Paris first for five hours to have more fun than Andrew in that time.
So when he says Paris, I'll show him that we had more fun in Paris than in Zurich.
And he won't even know we've been there.
Fuck it. Yep. What is this shit?
This is better than Burger King.
Where is my Burger King? Burger King's whack.
It's closed. You're a liar. It's closed.
This place is open for a reason.
It's your fault. No.
This is Romanian food in Romania.
It's better than Burger King.
Burger King is whack.
What about the restaurant? Luke had purchased these small bottles of sparkling water.
And we were getting up on our way to the business lounge and he was taking them with them.
And I said, why are you taking them with us?
Why? He goes, oh, well, I paid for them.
He's never been to a business lounge before.
So to teach him a lesson, I'm taking this for free out of the refrigerator in the business lounge.
And I'm making him drink whiskey and coke.
Welcome to the real world, loser.
Shit. This is true.
True story. That's what you get.
I don't know why I did this. Because you're a pathetic, no-good, worthless punk who has no clue about business lounges.
So this is it. This is Paris.
Je suis, je suis, Paris.
Fucking dicks. I've been here, I've been to France like eight times to fight.
I beat them every time. They're always so proud.
Like, ah, vive la France.
I will beat your man up and fuck your ring girls.
I'll jizz in them. I might have a French baby.
Andrew, you can't do that. If I have a French baby, I guarantee he still doesn't speak French.
If he's my genetics, he'll refuse to speak this stupid language.
Who's this dude? Why is no one in France look French?
He's clearly from fucking...
This can get the channel banned.
I'm allowed to get political. He's not French.
No one here is French. Point to a French person.
Even Mr. Moped.
I need to get my fucking car.
Dick.
No one's from France, bro. Nobody.
Is he from France? Is this man from France?
This guy? No.
He looks French, though. He isn't.
Who's this crackhead? You see him covered up in his coat.
There's crackheads everywhere, bro.
Bro, I've seen more crackheads in Paris in the last five minutes than I've seen in Luton in a month.
Bro, look at this crackhead. Look at him. Cracked out Speedwalk.
Crazy. He's hiding his face.
He just hid his face. You see him hide his face because you knew he was cracked out.
You knew it was cracked out. Bro, let me tell you something.
Cracked out people have the cracked out speed walk.
And they speed walk when they're cracking.
They get cracked out and they start speed walking.
And he was speed walking and he was cracked out.
I can see it. Crack head, crack head, crack head, crack head.
Everyone's a fucking crack head here.
Look at all these brothers on the corner.
Are they French to you? They look French to you.
Look at these brendas on the corner.
Keep the camera low before they fucking rush the car.
Right here. Boom.
They're definitely crackheads.
Are they French? No. Who's my man with the fucking rucksack and the...
Here, this guy.
Mr. Fucking Mountain Explorer.
Fucking everything.
Crazy. Rotted.
It's just crackheads and fucking big black dudes.
NBA all-stars up in this motherfucker The country's whack Your country hasn't been good since Napoleon.
Hello, my name is Luke.
I am Luke. I have croissants and cheese.
And champagne. I'm more French than you then.
T, you're not more French than me.
Yes, I am. I have a French passport.
Is yours for him? I don't need a French basketball.
Croissons, serpé, I'm a Frenchman.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. I surrender.
Shit. Got it.
How's that feel? We did surrender.
Really? It is true.
It happened. It happened.
That is history.
You do have croissons.
But you did surrender. Cheers.
Business class. So T, why are we in Paris?
I don't know. We have no reason to be in Paris.
We're in Paris to have more fun in Paris than Andrew has in Paris.
So when he tries to pull his Paris fun out in his argument, we get to win.
Is he even in Paris yet?
Right. I'm gonna win your hat, Rory.
You're not gonna win my hat. You're definitely not going to win my half.
We fucking got it.
We got you. We got you.
We're doing more Paris than you.
You see how sunny it is and how beautiful it is.
Beautiful day. Yeah. Absolutely beautiful.
We got you.
Andrew, we got you.
We got you. You can't say you didn't get you.
We're smoking cigarettes opposite the Eiffel Tower.
We did Paris better than you.
We're more French than you.
I just had a croissant, my nice espresso, sparkling water, and a cigarette.
Looking at the Eiffel Tower, I start smoking them to be French.
While I'm in France, I smoke.
Oui, oui. We got you.
We had more fun in Paris than you did.
Look at this beautiful day with all these other Parisian people.
When Andrew's there, it's raining and snowing by tonight.
Yeah. Three hours of sunshine.
Yeah. The Lord has blessed us.
He really has. We got him.
We got him. It's one of the best gifts we've ever gotten.
What could their adventure be?
We're getting a stuck car way better than them.
Way better. They didn't even know about this part.
They didn't even know. They were in Paris.
They didn't even do this. This isn't even the whole thing.
We've got a train. We've got a bunch of shit.
Our venture is better. Our venture is much better.
I think we would live here. Why are we in France?
To get angry. We have no reason to be here.
Let me say we're up by the Apple Tower.
We're actually, we went the wrong way.
Yeah. We went over Stuttgart twice.
Yeah. In the opposite direction.
We passed our mission.
Yeah. And now we gotta go back.
In style. In style.
So it starts snowing.
It's snowing in Germany as well.
I know in Germany you need to have winter tires by law.
I, of course, have summer tires.
What the fuck is it snowing for most?
Why? I'm about to get stuck in Germany or crash and die.
One of the two. What about summers?
The Porsche we're collecting has winters.
There's already snow on the road.
It should be fun.
Like the worst driving conditions ever.
Look at this shit. I think we should take traction control off on the car.
That would be much more sensible.
What can we do with this shit?
I'm driving through France in snow and the roads haven't been gridded.
And I'm on summer tires in a 600 horsepower M5. So if I die, I just want all you motherfuckers to know that I died rich.
And that's the thing.
Let me tell you something, man. People say money doesn't buy happiness.
That's true. But being broke ain't gonna make you happy.
Being rich ain't gonna hurt you in any way.
It's only gonna improve your life.
It's gonna improve the life of people around you.
There's no way it's gonna ever detriment your life.
To be rich or richer.
Now, I sit here every day and tell you I will make you money.
I explain to you how Forex works.
I explain to you why now is the perfect time.
And I give you a trial so you can try me out first and call my bullshit.
If you read this thread, you'll see all the proof.
You'll also see nobody coming along and saying, I joined this trial, it didn't work.
Nobody. So everyone who's joining is making money.
Because if it didn't work, people will be coming on here going, this is bullshit.
There's no hate. What more proof do you need?
Join the trial today.
And if it doesn't work, come out on the internet and you can come out and fucking say, this guy's full of shit.
And if it does work, you make some money.
What are you going to lose? Read the rest of this thread.
You see all the proof in there.
Go to corporatedate.com.
Any more questions, message the live chat agent.
Let's start getting money. Because if I die...
There needs to be some other fucking rich motherfuckers driving across France on summer tires and M5s in the snow.
Can't leave all the adventure to me.
About to happen.
Someone's fucked up. It's a little chief.
Someone with winter tires.
Someone less professional than me.
There's all these people who don't respect the snow.
You're snowing, bro. You better calm the fuck down.
So what happened here? Let's see. Let's have a look.
Fire Brigade are there. That guy looks alright.
Fire Brigade.
You in the ditch?
Ross! Ross.
Rotted! Car fucked!
Jesus Christ.
Probably a woman. I'm a man.
I can drive like a man.
Women. My tampons fell out!
Bitch. Huh?
Yeah, please.
Nice. What is this?
Coffee. Belgian coffee.
It's not Belgian coffee.
Don't be a baby. Bro.
I want coffee.
Stop being a baby.
Basically, I'm more French than you.
Oh, yeah. We should also mention that the food here is whack.
They do not have sandwiches.
Is the food here good?
You have lots of meat.
Yes, they do. And pickles. And mustard.
And free red wine.
That's true. But, see, I wanted a sandwich.
And you said that they'd have super good food.
Sandwiches are for English people.
I'm French. They won't even let us really record.
I'm French. I need more French.
So to see who's more French, we're putting as much dino mustard on this as possible.
Alright, T. I am more French than T. I think I can do it.
Yeah. Watch.
Yeah, look at that pain.
That's not a Frenchman's pain, is it?
I'll finish the Dujon mustard.
I'll be your champion. You must turn on all sides.
Is this enough? No.
The top, you need to take it from your fork and roll the top and mustard as well.
Now I'm going to lose some Dujon.
You see, I just lost some there. Okay.
That's good enough.
Keep a, keep a straight face.
Shit, you might be more French than me.
Bye.
I can see the pain, though.
There's no pain. I know. The pain was visible.
No pain. I'm French. The pain was visible.
The French can eat as much as your mustard as you can.
I bet I could drink more red wine than you, though.
It's true.
I'm not even going to play that game.
Business.
My own business.
I'm going to play this game.
So T is just going to make it impossible for me to sleep in this life.
Because he cannot sleep.
He doesn't know how to sleep, he just has Aikido hands.
So he hates people who can sleep.
He has a blind hatred for all sleepers.
Oh!
I'm all into his tricks.
He was going to pull this, and the arm was going to move.
That is exactly what's going to happen.
Yeah, but you can't sleep if you're worried about my tricks.
I can. I just happened you weren't ninja enough.
I heard something.
Something was going on. It was this buckle.
Some buckle movement.
I will never be allowed to have a Swiss bank account.
They basically said, oh, that's very interesting.
Oh, you have lots of money? No.
Gambling, high-risk industry, pornography, high-risk industry, webcam girls, strip clubs, all the things that I do, high-risk industries, plus I have an American passport.
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