THE BEST WAY TO FLY PRIVATE | Tate Confidential Ep. 35
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I don't think so.
I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
you you Cheers, bro. Try to get out a drink with you.
It's not getting out, Trinny.
It's not Trinny Walker.
Trinny's horrible.
Whiskey is horrible. It is.
Whiskey's nasty. It is.
This is poison. Although, this is good whiskey.
This is, okay. It's not as good as the one I tried to order.
I'm trying to believe I'm superhuman. Why?
I'm in England. I'm drinking booze, staying in five-star hotels, smoking cigars, jizzing in my cheeks.
I walk into the fight gym, I put gloves on.
I haven't been a pro fighter for three years.
Miss, miss, miss, ah, miss.
Dropped him. I might just...
Yeah. Fucking...
You might be. I might just be.
You might be. I might just be.
If you look, I could be the best fighter in the world.
All I'd have to do is quit booze, women, cigars, and I don't want to.
Yeah, that would be shit. Yeah.
Because what's the point in being the best if you're banging one girl?
Yeah. And she's my wife, I love her.
What's the point? Conor McGregor is worth a hundred million.
That's ten times more than us.
I bet my life's gone, by the way.
I remember I was reading a story, oh, Conor McGregor's wife let him go on a weekend out and he was drinking on the gym.
Oh, you mean like every day is us?
The talisman is for you?
Yes, indeed. I am the talisman.
That is my name.
Is the whiskey called talisman?
No, talisman.
Talisman cigar. Nice.
The next stage...
Okay, here's how I see wealth.
People always say, how rich are you?
If I'm rich enough to do anything I want, then I'm rich enough.
Do I need more money if I'm doing everything I want?
So there's only... Wealth is divided in different ways, but there's two tiers of wealth I've not yet reached.
I can buy and drive basically any car I want.
I have not. I go anywhere I want.
I stay anywhere I want. I sleep anywhere I want.
I eat anything I want. I buy basically anything I want.
The only two things I can't do, or I could do, but I don't yet do, are fly private and own a boat.
I don't really even want to own a boat.
I don't want a boat. I can rent a boat now and the problem with boats is you have to bring your own hose.
Because boats, there's no ocean hose.
You don't go out in the ocean and find a hose. So you have to bring your hose and my logic is if I have hose on my phone who will come to me Why do I need to bring them to a boat?
I can bring them to my house and just jizz in a more hotel room.
I don't owe these girls a boat.
I don't owe you nothing. So, the only thing left is private flying.
I don't want to do that, but go on.
Now, I can afford to fly private already, but I don't.
But the casinos that we're opening, I'm going to allocate 100% of the casino profits towards private travel, private planes.
I don't need the money. The money's coming.
I don't need it. I've already got too much money.
So I'm saying it now in this episode.
So in six months' time, we're flying around a private jet.
You know what? Private planes are what now?
Private planes are cool. Listen, we can do it once or twice and see if we like it.
But I love First Class so much.
I love it. I'm not sure private's going to be better for me.
You don't know, bro. I don't know.
I've flown private once in my life.
You turn up when you want.
No check-in. No passport check.
No luggage check. A fucking taxi.
Turn up 1130.
Get in. You'll fly me here.
It's cheap. It doesn't get better than that.
You're not sitting around an airport and shit.
Yeah. You just need to fucking walk up.
You don't even check your passport. You don't even check your bag.
You're going to bring a bomb on and kill yourself.
Even when you're first class, you're taking your shoes off and shit.
Yeah, I agree. You're taking my shoes?
You're going to fucking touch my shoes?
Yeah. Big hands. Rory, that is a real thing.
Rory, pour the whiskeys off.
We do need some whiskeys.
Whiskies. No, Luke needs some whiskeys.
Whiskies are whacked. Luke, you told me yesterday that whiskey was your favorite.
I didn't. And you called me out on the video.
You did. You tried to fight Oregon.
You tried to fight me yesterday.
This is fake news. You do realize that you two are going to be fighting for your training.
Yeah, we are. Yeah, that is fair.
I'm coming in with the praying mantis left hand.
It's a new style. The praying?
I'm super southpaw. I'm super southpaw.
I don't know what that means. It means I'm super left-handed, so I stand the other way, which makes me super awkward to fight.
He's rocky. You're Apollo Creed.
Shit. That doesn't end well.
Oh, by the way, sorry.
I was convinced that no one is allowed to have a boxing match unless they've seen the Rocky movies.
So every night after work at midnight, I made him watch one Rocky movie, I've seen all four, and now he gets in.
You can't have a boxing match if you haven't seen Rocky.
Well, that's how it should be. Luke, I don't know where the fuck you're doing, bro.
Living some weird life in a rock.
Why are you not seeing Rocky?
You're in Rocky II who's getting bored.
You have to see the Rocky II or you won't get Rocky III. When Apollo comes to train him to fight Clubber Lang, you wouldn't understand that unless you see Rocky II. That is true.
The Rockies were quite boring.
What are you, a geek? Three and four were good.
Listen, it won't be as fun as when we're training.
That's the real shit.
They're actually getting hit and hitting people.
Look, I'm Mick.
He's Duke. You're getting trained.
And I'm Mickey from Snatch.
Yeah. To beat this guy, you need speed.
You don't have him.
You also need to not be a baby and have cuts in your fingers.
It's true. The cuts are bothering me.
Andrew's asleep. Why are you guys still awake?
You guys drink?
How? Why?
Why? I like Porsches.
They need something. They need a little something because they're a bit boring on their own.
Do you know what that means? Thank you.
How happy are you? I'm happy.
Yeah, it looks good, man. I think it looks really good.
I want to drive it. Shit. I just spent 30 grand on it.
Extra. Black number plates look good.
Yep. What's that?
Porsche Aikido. Porsche Aikido.
Is that a thing? Where's the papers?
It should be on the table now.
Yeah, we don't need paper.
You don't want to drive the M5?
I'm going to get a new one.
Perfect.
Right, so we've got the M5 competition, brand new.
We've got the Porsche 992, brand new.
We've just upgraded the power on the Porsche, but I think the fucking M5 competition is faster.
Even though we've upgraded the Porsche, I think the M5 competition is faster, so we're going to drag race.
I'm going to get on the radio, I'm going to say T. Yo!
Let's drag race Three two one go Go!
The other car might be faster bro.
you Bye!
Bye.
The M5's faster, man, and I've got 200 kilo of luggage.
That makes a big difference to sports cars.
200 kilo of luggage is a huge difference.
If I get rid of all this shit out of this car, it'd be much more noticeable.
Wait, Roryo countdown, wait.
Three, two, one, go!
We're going by a faster car, faster than this.
That's crazy considering that car's just been upgraded.
That's just had a power upgrade.
Fucking crazy. Upgraded the Porsche.
The M5's full of fucking suitcases.
And it still manages to marginally win.
When this thing's empty, it's a beast, I'm telling you.
Why are you sleeping?
I'm dying.
Bye.
Luke had a drink or two last night and now he doesn't die.
I'm dying. He tried to kill me.
Luke is afraid of this.
I'm not alone. I'm dying.
I'm not dying.
I am dying.
Ah, Warren, you're never gonna be a good mate.
Look.
We booze, then we cruise, okay?
What do we do? We booze, then we cruise.
You know what? And before we go driving, he loves the idea of road trips.
Yeah, yeah, road, man, on the road.
It's just a car, it just slopes. Not good, not cool.
I'm sorry.
Now I know how you feel, now you're gone.
That's my friend.
you you Eight hours of driving, coming into Budapest now, and with the Porsche, me and the BMW M5 competition.
We have too many cars! We have too many fucking cars!
I keep telling it! Why does he keep buying though?
It is a nice car though.
We have to fix, we just got a new driveway and we're going to have to extend it.
We have too many cars.
Budapest, Hungary.
Staying in a hotel. $1000 per room per night.
You two get a suite because it sleeps too.
Nice. I'm too nice to you guys.
Way too nice. This is a nice suite.
I'm going to lose your training because there's no point in being rich and trying to be cool and driving fast cars if you're a fat piece of shit.
You're so big and strong, aren't you?
You're a good Tristan, you're a pussy.
What? What?
What's on your mind? I think you're a pussy.
They have Cloudy Bay, the best wine in the world.
I was in a restaurant in London, and I found one wine.
All wine tastes the same. Didn't you make a YouTube video saying all wine tastes the same?
All wine tastes the same. The wine is a faggot.
Completely true. All wine tastes the same.
You pretend it tastes different. It's bullshit.
All wine tastes the same. One wine is better.
And I thought, if they have it here, Tristan's a huge pussy.
you're it shit so you're drinking wine Luke either he got so drunk last night on three whiskey that he felt sick it wasn't three whiskey It was more than three whiskeys.
I'm sorry. How is he related to me?
He's your cousin, Dad. It's alright.
Your cousin, right? A few moments later.
Yes Oh
No, I know what it's like when I went to What the fuck? Foss.
You're interrupting chess lessons between Eric Kislik.
He is an international master.
He was friends with my father.
Your chess teacher. What did I say to the hoe in the bar?
I don't want to fuck you on a play chess.
True or false? True. Here I am playing chess.
Shit! I'm playing chess.
Is this Hotel National?
It is. What do you know about Hotel Suites?
You don't know! Luke, you don't know!
You've never been on the streets. I've never been on the streets.