Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - $2,000 A Night Castle | Tate Confidential Ep. 34
Aired: 2022-07-21
Duration: 18:30


=== Ubering Luxury (04:14) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  But I'm not sure.
[00:00:22]  I'm not sure.
[00:00:24]  I'm not sorry.
[00:00:34]  I'm not going.
[00:00:39]  I call you. Yeah, no problem.
[00:00:41]  No, I've got the call. This is nice.
[00:00:45]  Yeah, nice. You know, I tried to Uber the Rolls Royce Phantom in Romania and they told me no.
[00:00:51]  This is the quality of Ubers you get outside of Romania.
[00:00:54]  And they wouldn't let me Uber.
[00:00:56]  Yes, that's correct.
[00:00:58]  Thank you. And they wouldn't let me Uber the Rolls Royce, Luke.
[00:01:03]  Yeah, they're trying to keep remaining Ubers whacked.
[00:01:07]  This car is wonderful.
[00:01:09]  This is wonderful.
[00:01:11]  So this is a castle.
[00:01:21]  Yeah, that should be. It is.
[00:01:24]  It looks like one.
[00:01:25]  This is a castle. Very nice.
[00:01:57]  Nice. Wonderful.
[00:02:04]  And there's a balcony here, isn't there?
[00:02:06]  I was told. Yeah, on this side.
[00:02:07]  Okay. Ah, you can see the walls look.
[00:02:10]  That's nice. There's a balcony here, and why can't I smoke a cigarette on the balcony?
[00:02:14]  Yes? No, we can clean it.
[00:02:18]  There's no problem. Oh, there's a nice fridge here already.
[00:02:20]  Perfect. Very nice.
[00:02:24]  Yeah. Okay. Thank you very much.
[00:02:36]  Phone here, you can call housekeeping room service.
[00:02:39]  Oh wow, thank you so much.
[00:02:41]  Thank you very much. And yeah, if I need anything, I'll give you guys a call.
[00:02:44]  Yes, sure. Thank you so much.
[00:02:46]  Thank you, bye. Have a good one.
[00:02:50]  Now this is a nice hotel.
[00:02:53]  It's literally like a castle.
[00:02:54]  It is. We are in a castle.
[00:02:56]  Yeah, we are in a castle. They play the piano downstairs.
[00:03:00]  Yeah, they play the piano. This is Piano Lady.
[00:03:02]  Wanna go to the spa? Yes.
[00:03:04]  Do some spa Aikido? Spa Aikido.
[00:03:06]  Let's fucking go. One sec.
[00:03:12]  Hello, how are you? Yeah, pretty good.
[00:03:15]  Yeah, yeah. Yes, both backs.
[00:03:16]  Both backs, thank you.
[00:03:19]  Nice.
[00:03:20]  Thank you, Mr. Freeman. Thank you very much.
[00:03:27]  Ciao. Goodbye. Goodbye.
[00:03:32]  Is that how you pronounce it?
[00:03:34]  A pianist? There is.
[00:03:38]  We have nice robes.
[00:03:40]  I don't think they'd really miss them.
[00:03:54]  They are nice robes though.
[00:03:56]  I will admit these are very nice robes.
[00:03:58]  They have a golf wing.
[00:04:02]  Yeah, on the right.
[00:04:04]  Why is this hotel so fancy?
[00:04:11]  I did mention that this is a fancy hotel.

=== Fancy Hotel Finds (03:15) ===

[00:04:15]  Yeah, and this is a very fancy country.
[00:04:18]  I really do think it is. From what I've seen from Switzerland so far, it's the fanciest country I've ever been in.
[00:04:25]  It's fancier than Dubai.
[00:04:27]  It's the fanciest, cleanest country with green trees everywhere.
[00:04:31]  They didn't fuck up their environment.
[00:04:35]  I'm sure it is. I'm sure it's super boring.
[00:04:39]  Yeah, there can't be chaos.
[00:04:41]  Chaos is fun. This is where billionaires go to sit in their castles while the peasants do chaotic things and degeneracy.
[00:04:53]  It's true. Not yet.
[00:04:57]  Wait for those Tate Confidentials.
[00:04:59]  Shit. Oh, when I become a billionaire?
[00:05:01]  Yeah. Tate's became a billionaire.
[00:05:03]  How are you a billionaire? Give me two more years when I'm worth a hundred million, then it's going to be crazy.
[00:05:07]  Right now I'm poor compared to my future self.
[00:05:11]  Shit, we got a decade left.
[00:05:13]  My future self is looking through a time machine at me, laughing at me.
[00:05:18]  Yeah. Because of rope boys.
[00:05:20]  Yeah. As if this is what rope boys do.
[00:05:23]  Exactly. Fuck the ice room.
[00:05:43]  It's minus 15.
[00:05:45]  It's minus 15, T. I'm already cold.
[00:05:51]  Imagine your feet, bro.
[00:05:53]  Alright, T goes in the ice room.
[00:05:54]  How's the ice room, T? How do you like it?
[00:05:57]  Alright, alright, fuck it. Alright, the feet is the worst part.
[00:06:04]  So, we're staying in a hotel...
[00:06:07]  Where they have real snow in a snow room.
[00:06:10]  If I got stuck in here, I'd die.
[00:06:12]  So we made it too warm, so they decided to cool it down.
[00:06:17]  This is vulnerable! Luke, why did we pay a thousand dollars a night to stand in here?
[00:06:24]  Alright, I'm out. I'm gone.
[00:06:26]  I'm following you. Fuck this.
[00:06:27]  Fuck the ice room. The ice room's whack.
[00:06:30]  Yeah, the ice room's whack. He got me.
[00:06:37]  I will admit he got me.
[00:06:39]  So, he threw a snowball at me.
[00:06:42]  He didn't throw a snowball at me.
[00:06:45]  I got hit. I did get hit.
[00:06:47]  He got me but my phone blocked most of it I
[00:07:19]  This food is amazing.
[00:07:21]  I don't know.
[00:07:22]  This is the best food.
[00:07:25]  Maybe, maybe in the world.
[00:07:27]  It's one of the best restaurants in Switzerland.
[00:07:29]  Best food in the world, Luke.

=== The Best Food Debate (04:40) ===

[00:07:30]  It might be. No.
[00:07:32]  Best food I've tried. Yeah, but you used to eat rice and beans out of a thermos until a year ago.
[00:07:37]  Yeah, but this is the best food I've ever tried.
[00:07:40]  Guys, this is the best food in the world.
[00:07:42]  This is not the best food in the world.
[00:07:43]  It is. It's very good food, and Luke just hasn't been to enough five-star restaurants.
[00:07:46]  The carrots taste like candy.
[00:07:48]  But luckily, his cousin is a very nice guy and takes him to very nice places.
[00:07:52]  We should have filmed more, but...
[00:07:54]  It's just food. No.
[00:07:56]  It was super good. We do.
[00:07:58]  We don't. We do. Guys, this food was the best food.
[00:08:02]  I wish you could try it, but you can't because I ate it all.
[00:08:06]  And you're not here in Switzerland, are you?
[00:08:10]  Turn the camera off.
[00:08:13]  So... What are these?
[00:08:17]  This is flexing on the broke boards.
[00:08:30]  Is this supposed to make me feel bad for spending two thousand dollars for a place to sleep?
[00:08:34]  I think it is. Well guess what?
[00:08:36]  I fucking don't.
[00:08:37]  I don't. I've been broke. I've been homeless.
[00:08:39]  Who helped me? Nobody. Nobody.
[00:08:41]  I helped me. I'll book the Snoop Dogg Hotel when I'm on my way to Stuttgart on the train.
[00:08:54]  I'm afraid right now I have to bank so I'm signing off for the day.
[00:08:56]  This is a very nice bank.
[00:09:04]  Of course it is. You know I opened this bank thing at half a million dollars.
[00:09:08]  Yeah.
[00:09:10]  I like Switzerland.
[00:09:12]  Yeah, the banks are certainly nice.
[00:09:13]  Yeah. I will never be allowed to have a Swiss bank account.
[00:09:22]  They basically said, oh, that's very interesting.
[00:09:25]  Oh, you have lots of money? No.
[00:09:27]  Gambling, high-risk industry.
[00:09:28]  Pornography, high-risk industry.
[00:09:30]  Webcam girls, strip clubs, all the things that I do.
[00:09:32]  High-risk industries.
[00:09:34]  Plus, I have an American passport.
[00:09:36]  They just told me, I highly doubt, even if you gave away your American passport and cleaned up your business affairs, I highly doubt any bank in Switzerland will entertain giving you an account.
[00:09:47]  I give up. Switzerland doesn't like money.
[00:09:50]  Yeah. Well, they do.
[00:09:51]  But not your money. Not my money.
[00:09:53]  I have dirty money. Shit.
[00:09:55]  Shit. It's not even dirty.
[00:09:56]  I know. It's tax payable.
[00:09:58]  They just don't like it.
[00:09:59]  They just don't like it. They don't want my money.
[00:10:00]  They don't want it. So...
[00:10:02]  I'm depressed now. It was a nice hotel.
[00:10:05]  It was a nice hotel. And it was a nice meeting with the bank.
[00:10:07]  I felt important for the first five minutes I went in.
[00:10:09]  It's true. Until they started asking me where my money comes from.
[00:10:12]  Yeah. And I just saw their faces drop like, why is this millionaire pornographer sitting in our offices?
[00:10:17]  They deal with like, billionaire bank managers.
[00:10:20]  Yeah. Look, I sell titties on the internet.
[00:10:25]  I'm sorry. Sorry?
[00:10:26]  Sorry. How else am I supposed to do it?
[00:10:27]  I'll use another bank. I have a theory about why they won't allow me to have a bank account.
[00:10:34]  So I told them that I run webcam models and that's how I made my millions of dollars.
[00:10:38]  So, the guy across the table looked at me frowningly and said, oh, that's a risky industry.
[00:10:44]  You're not allowed to have a bank with us.
[00:10:47]  So he was angry at me because I run webcam girls and I make porn.
[00:10:51]  And that's why I'm not allowed to bank.
[00:10:52]  But thinking about it now, that guy looked very familiar.
[00:10:58]  And I think he may be one of my webcam customers who calls my girls and jacks off.
[00:11:05]  He's rich. He's from Switzerland.
[00:11:07]  He's an old dude. Typical demographic.
[00:11:09]  He looked at me suspiciously from the moment I said what job I did.
[00:11:15]  You also, T, do look like a bank robber.
[00:11:20]  If you look at him, imagine this man coming in to your bank.
[00:11:25]  Why do you have a bag? Why does he have a bag?
[00:11:28]  Okay, and I do look like a bank robber.
[00:11:30]  You do. He does look like a bank robber.
[00:11:34]  I'm a bank robber who makes porn.
[00:11:36]  And then there's me, also with a bag, dressed all black.
[00:11:38]  Yeah. We're bank robbers, Luke.
[00:11:41]  We could be bank robbers. Yeah, the guy at the bank is a customer, and he's hating on me.
[00:11:45]  He's player hating. He is player hating.
[00:11:48]  He's trying to get you.
[00:11:49]  I'll keep my money in Bitcoin. Fuck him.
[00:11:51]  Fuck him until then I come back.
[00:11:54]  It is nice though, T. Maybe we should come back.
[00:11:57]  Maybe we should live here. We could live in that hotel forever.
[00:12:00]  Why don't you move here yourself?
[00:12:02]  Because I'm broke. I can't do that.
[00:12:05]  I can't do that to you.
[00:12:06]  That doesn't work. 13.37 is the next connection.

=== Front Eiffel Tower Fun (06:19) ===

[00:12:10]  You have to change trains at Singen and you reach about a quarter to five or you wait for another hour and it's a direct train and the train doesn't arrive at 5.30.
[00:12:21]  What time do I arrive on your boat?
[00:12:23]  If you leave now, 16.43.
[00:12:26]  I'll take the direction.
[00:12:31]  Thank you very much.
[00:12:41]  Thank you. Thank you.
[00:12:43]  So, Andrew and them are driving.
[00:12:45]  Oh, no, no, no, no, let's make it a video.
[00:12:47]  Let's just make a video.
[00:12:49]  So Andrew and Rory are driving.
[00:12:51]  Now, they're driving.
[00:12:53]  Now, they're driving.
[00:12:55]  Wow, they're driving.
[00:13:00]  We're eating beef macaroni and cheese.
[00:13:03]  We're in Germany already.
[00:13:05]  We're not. We're not, but we are.
[00:13:09]  Switzerland is a bit like Germany.
[00:13:10]  This is Germany. It's a bit German.
[00:13:12]  I think this is Germany too.
[00:13:13]  I think you've lied to me. They accept Swiss francs for some reason.
[00:13:17]  But Germany is just weird.
[00:13:19]  They're weird like that. It's Switzerland.
[00:13:25]  So here we are.
[00:13:27]  This looks like first class to me.
[00:13:34]  It has to be first class. So this is it.
[00:13:45]  All these tickets too.
[00:13:47]  I'm going to get a coffee.
[00:14:14]  So, in Romania, they bring a plastic shopping basket filled with warm beer and chips up and down the aisle.
[00:14:22]  Yes, it is warm, it's true.
[00:14:26]  So, the Swiss beat the Romanians yet again.
[00:14:30]  I will have to give this one to the Swiss.
[00:14:36]  So, Andrew and Rory don't have champagne now, do they?
[00:14:39]  They're probably stuck on the motorway, I'd imagine, on the way to Germany.
[00:14:42]  Yeah, and we're going to the same place, and I think we'll get there before them.
[00:14:46]  And me and you have champagne.
[00:14:49]  We've been to Paris. Cheers.
[00:14:53]  I think we're winning this.
[00:14:54]  I think we are winning. We made it before them, now didn't we?
[00:15:02]  Yeah, we did. We definitely did.
[00:15:04]  We won the race. And had more fun.
[00:15:07]  We won the race while having more fun.
[00:15:09]  That's true. It's like being, what?
[00:15:11]  The hare who took a nap and won.
[00:15:16]  Yeah. Yeah, we took a nap and beat.
[00:15:21]  Fuck them. So this is Germany.
[00:15:23]  Oh, Germany's shit. He sneaks wunderbar.
[00:15:27]  Yeah. Germany?
[00:15:30]  Yeah, the town is here.
[00:15:32]  Yeah, gentlemen. So, how was your trip?
[00:15:38]  How have you been? Bonjour, man.
[00:15:39]  Bonjour. Ah, big man handsome.
[00:15:42]  Who do you think had more fun on their journey?
[00:15:44]  We had more fun. You.
[00:15:46]  There's not even a competition.
[00:15:47]  Paris is shit.
[00:15:49]  We sat on a rainy motorway in the snow.
[00:15:51]  To be fair, Paris is good.
[00:15:53]  Paris is good. Yeah, when you're asleep.
[00:15:55]  No, no, it's actually good, I'm not joking.
[00:15:57]  It's shit. It was so shit.
[00:15:59]  Why? It's shit, why?
[00:16:00]  What'd you do? Bro, if you have any fucking orange in this room...
[00:16:04]  Paris. Paris is good. What's good about Paris?
[00:16:06]  Did you two get a photo in front of the Eiffel Tower?
[00:16:09]  No. Why?
[00:16:11]  So you went to Paris and you didn't get a photo in front of the Eiffel Tower?
[00:16:14]  Well, no. I was behind it.
[00:16:17]  Why the fuck? They didn't get Paris with shit because they went to Paris and didn't get a photo in front of the Eiffel fucking tower!
[00:16:24]  No way! Paris, listen.
[00:16:26]  Paris blows.
[00:16:28]  Paris blows. One second. Paris doesn't blow.
[00:16:31]  Ah, it's true!
[00:16:34]  Shit! He's recording, T. There's nothing on me, bro.
[00:16:37]  There's nothing on me, bro. Recording what?
[00:16:38]  There's an orange. Anyway, so you went to Paris and you didn't get a photo in front of the Eiffel Tower.
[00:16:44]  No. What's the point of this conversation?
[00:16:46]  We had more fun in Zurich than you did in Paris.
[00:16:48]  Yeah. That's 100% fact.
[00:16:51]  That's a fact. Zurich was fun.
[00:16:52]  I agree. Let's show him what we did. Let's show him what we did.
[00:16:54]  Let's show him what we did. Let's show him.
[00:16:56]  Ah. Did you show him?
[00:16:58]  Did we show him? Show us.
[00:17:01]  So, you went to Paris and didn't take a picture in front of the Eiffel Tower.
[00:17:06]  No, we didn't. You guys did Paris all wrong.
[00:17:08]  You did Paris all wrong and you think that we didn't have fun in Zurich.
[00:17:12]  Why are you trying to make an argument that it doesn't exist?
[00:17:14]  Sorry, did you get fun in front of the Eiffel Tower?
[00:17:16]  I have a feeling they've been in front of the Eiffel Tower.
[00:17:18]  Yes, I am. So we got you.
[00:17:24]  So we got you.
[00:17:25]  So we had fought in Paris.
[00:17:27]  You went to Paris, and I know for a fact Paris is shit.
[00:17:30]  We had a wonderful time.
[00:17:33]  We smoked cigarettes in front of the Eiffel Tower in the same cafe that Ernest Hemingway used to get drunk in.
[00:17:38]  Yeah, but we won.
[00:17:40]  So we got you. No, no, no.
[00:17:43]  You think Paris was shit because you didn't go to the actual tower.
[00:17:45]  No, we drove right past that.
[00:17:47]  No, but you didn't get out and take a picture.
[00:17:48]  Of course not, because I've been before and it's shit.
[00:17:50]  I've seen you.
[00:17:52]  That's why I didn't get out. So we got you.
[00:17:54]  Can you admit that we got you?
[00:17:56]  They did kind of get you.
[00:17:58]  I admit you absolutely had more fun than me.
[00:18:03]  But they would get you by going to Paris.
[00:18:05]  I'm just thinking you're saying it.
[00:18:08]  You got us. He's obsessed.
[00:18:10]  We got you. At least you admit it.
[00:18:11]  We got you. How happy are you?
[00:18:19]  I'm happy. Yeah, it looks good, man.
[00:18:21]  I think it looks really good. I want to drive it.
[00:18:23]  I just spent 30 grand on it.
[00:18:25]  Extra. Black number plates look good.
[00:18:28]  Yep. What's that?