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July 21, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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IDIOT CUTS FINGERS OFF WITH MACHETE | Tate Confidential Ep. 27
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if that's true.
I'm not sure if that's true.
Action!
I'm gonna go get my bag.
Yeah. And there needs to be a way in.
However, I need some sort of massive hammer.
And we don't have a hammer.
And also this gap isn't that big.
Ah, okay.
How am I going to do this with a spicy message?
I can hold it.
I think it seems so sharp.
Alright, hold that. Let me go find some sort of hammer.
If I can hammer that solid right here, it should break the wall.
I mean, I can't be much closer than that.
You don't think you can push kick it?
The question is, do we have a hammer?
T, you don't think you can kick it?
Put your boots on? No.
It's going to end a hit in your arm.
Huh? It's going to end a hit in your arm.
Nah, you won't miss. This ain't going to end nice.
Look, my foals. I'm from Marsh Farm.
I'm an expert for breaking this shit.
Yeah, this is one time I wish my stereotype was true.
I could have got you guys in there ASAP. Okay.
The key is, it has to be nice and level.
Not tilted up or tilted down.
I'm kidding. Oh, this is not going to end well.
Please Damn it Oh Yep Oh Oh, look at your head.
Oh, shit.
Okay. Alright.
This isn't gonna end well.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Has it come off?
Duct tape?
I said this was gonna end bad.
Look, blood everywhere. God damn it.
How bad is it?
Where is it?
Oh shit!
Yeah. This is stitches.
Yeah. It's okay.
I can take the pain. To be fair.
Front keeping the machete. It was.
No, this is 100% my fault.
It was a bad idea.
I will accept this is 100% my fault.
Look, if I get the Wuhan virus from this open cup...
Okay. Now it's stopped bleeding.
It has. Good.
There. The bleeding's stopped.
Step one. Now you're definitely nothing done.
There's too many tape in this house.
Okay. So, I can't put liquor.
Stop bleeding. You're not lightheaded.
Trust me. I've lost far more blood in far better scenarios.
To be fair, I think we should take Luke for a nice pint right now.
A pint of Guinness. Yeah, a pint of Guinness.
A pint of Guinness will help you, bro.
A glass of wine. What do you think?
You are making a mess.
I'm making a mess. And there you are, ready to party.
Shall I book a table? No.
Why not? No, I don't care where those are at.
Just dumb shit. Getting locked out was Tristan's dumb shit.
I still blame Tristan 100%.
Luke was brave, but still just dumb.
Just dumb.
Unprofessionalism. It's not how I roll.
I'm professional. I like to get my shit, do my things right.
Locked out. People fucking around with keys.
Amateur hour, man.
Amateur hour. Now we've got injuries.
What's going on? Gruesome.
Gruesome, bro. Lost his fucking finger.
Why? Why?
Can we build some music?
I'd love some music. Alright, sure, man.
There you go. This is nice.
And some KFC. And now I don't have to work out tomorrow.
No burpees tomorrow. No burpees.
Oh, I see. This is all a plan.
Miles made me laugh. He goes, poor Luke.
When he's around you, his life is a disaster.
He should go back to his house in California.
I didn't have a house!
I didn't have a house. What do you mean house?
Here he gets the Wuhan virus, he gets his finger cut open, but it's better than being homeless.
It's much better than being homeless.
...workings of a Romanian hospital.
So here's how they work.
They're not as good as most hospitals in Europe.
They're underfunded.
Everyone's too busy. There are massive lines to wait in, but everyone takes bribes.
A little bribe, you jump to the front of the queue.
Luke will be in and out of the A&E room within 15 minutes.
In England it would be four hours.
Why? No bribes. That's the problem with the NHS. They should bring back bribery.
Bribe your way to the front of the queue, bribe the doctors, bribe the guy doing the stitches.
I'm gonna get some bribe money before I go, and we're good.
Luke will survive. I will survive.
It's a pinky, too. I don't really need it.
If it wasn't for my bribe money, Luke might die.
I don't think I'd die. Don't worry.
I'll bribe your way to safety.
I'll bribe your way back to good health.
Oh, I forgot my mask, bro.
Oh, your Wuhan mask. We're going to get Wuhan.
Shit, that would be shit.
Now we're going to get Wuhan. Yeah, now I get Wuhan after.
Alright, then your death will be my fault.
Yeah. Again, I hope you don't, you shouldn't blame yourself for this at all.
This was my idea. You know, the thing is, it's a cocky finger.
It's not like you lost your hand.
Yeah, it's true. It could have been much worse.
I cut myself that much and then I stopped the bleeding by tying my finger off and I kept drinking for five hours and went to sleep.
And my finger formed back weird because it didn't sit together right.
Yeah. So, wham.
These things happen. I wasn't going to leave a party at my house, was I? Go get my bride bunny.
Save my cousin's life.
You bribe money to bribe everyone.
I'm not sure you can film the bribes.
Try to be low-key. Yeah.
Don't show their faces. Yeah.
Yeah. You're going to be the favorite by taking bribes.
I'm going to snitch on them. No.
So, I know how to fix the NHS in one simple step.
Ready? Forrest Johnson, if you're watching this, I know this blog's getting popular.
Here's how you fix the NHS. Every hospital, the problem is, because there's no bribes and shit, you've got to wait in all these massive-ass lines and wait with all these people who, like, sprained their ankle playing football or, like, their thumb's a bit swollen because they opened a fucking tin of sardines wrong.
Here's what you do. You hire one doctor in each hospital and he is the go-home man.
Now the go home man's job is to walk around the fucking waiting room, look at them motherfuckers and say, you, go home.
You, go home. You don't need to be here.
I was in hospital with Andrew.
He had a break on his hand after a kickboxing fight.
He needed surgery. You're waiting behind the queue of a guy who's too drunk, calling his wife names, waiting behind a guy who's sprained his ankle, playing football, sitting there with his shoe off, and he gets up and hobbles to the vending machine.
Go home! Why are you in the hospital?
Everyone leave! And the go home man is to get rid of these motherfuckers in the waiting room.
Then, there's a nice, fast, speedy service, and the time wasters get to leave.
Make sense horse jumps write that down That is good.
It's good.
Very bad for you. I've hired a translator who we will censor out.
I've hired a Romanian translator.
I know you guys could do a mask on scratch here in the United States.
Told you, everyone's got a mops brush.
So, apparently, Luke has sliced a tendon on his finger, and he needs surgery on his pinky finger, so he's going to be in hospital until tomorrow.
But that's whack, and I don't really trust these Romanian hospitals, so right now I'm going to take him to a private hospital and spend loads of money to fix his finger, because I'm a good cousin.
Shit, man. So, because I'm a good cousin, I'm going to a private hospital.
It's going to cost me thousands of euros to get your tent in and your picture.
But I also did kick your hand into a reception.
So, I feel I kind of owe you.
Not really. I shouldn't have gotten along before I was.
It wasn't better. The door didn't get open.
We didn't even succeed.
And you know what's happened now? Georgiana's called locksmith.
Alright, you go in and pay for the gas then.
What? No. Oh, I see.
You don't have hands. Yeah, I don't have hands.
Opening doors. Me and Andrew have a rule.
One of us pumps the gas.
The other one goes inside to pay for it.
You told him to pump the gas. Yeah, but I didn't know he was here.
I could have told him to pump the gas.
I chose pumping before I knew that guy was pumping gas for me.
I can't get it. Do you want anything?
Do you want a beer? No.
Are you sure? No. Red Bull?
Maybe a Red Bull. Wine?
No. So you don't want a beer or any wine?
No, I want a sandwich.
Whatever.
The filling ruffled.
Here's that beer you asked for.
I didn't want a beer. Don't worry, I'll open it for you.
You just put it between your wrists.
There you go. Nice, nice cold beer.
Thank you. Enjoy. I got your sandwich.
Alright, you put the beer away.
Alright, so you don't want the beer, then?
No, I don't. But the beer will make you strong.
No, it won't. Ah, this sandwich is cold.
I didn't realize it was cold. It's fine.
I'll take the cold one. Are you sure?
It's all the same, bro. Yeah, I don't care.
Somehow, you need the sandwich.
Now, the good news is, I'm busy.
So Georgiana is taking you to the hospital?
Mm.
No, it's not quite hospital.
Okay.
Where are you going?
Right.
We can't leave them. We can't leave them.
We should take them back to Floresta, where we were, when they abandoned Tanta.
And tell them to give them the surgery.
Here's money for bribes, etc.
You can't bribe hospital people.
I know it's hard, but if you need money for the surgery, first thing you do, find out if it's local anesthetic or general anesthetic.
It's like a tiny cut here and here.
And they were saying anesthetic, and you said, oh, it's anesthetic.
But I don't know if it's the normal one that numbs your hands or like the one when you go to sleep.
Surely it's not that normal. It's kind of what you expect.
The people aren't that nice.
They're all efficient and there's – or not efficient.
You wait for hours, but they'll do the surgery.
They'll give you a bed, but the bed's with like five other people.
They'll give you food, but the food's like a hard-boiled egg and bread with cheese.
I can't open hard-boiled eggs.
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