July 21, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
09:20
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| You! | |
| What's the plan for tonight? | |
| We out? We in? Chilling? | |
| I'm gonna go bowling. Bowling? | |
| I'll fuck Bowling Ball. | |
| Bowling times two. | |
| Well Luke's here with Bowling. | |
| So you owe him that, Luke. | |
| Well I didn't mind going bowling actually. | |
| Luke's from the Cronus Ice Hacks. | |
| Bowling's bullshit. | |
| Bro, I'm serious. | |
| No one plays bowling. | |
| I play bowling. | |
| You don't. | |
| You never did. | |
| Bro. | |
| What's the difference between bowling and shit? | |
| Bro, I bought Bowling Ball online. | |
| And Bowling shoes. | |
| Gloves and t-shirt. | |
| And a bowling shirt. | |
| And a bowling hat. | |
| Bowling's whack. | |
| Well guys, why didn't we go bowling, and you went to the beach like we did? | |
| Dice. I am the king of dice. | |
| I'm gonna go. I'm gonna lazy dice. | |
| I will go. Lazy dice. | |
| There's no way it is. | |
| I will go with whatever it is. | |
| Lazy dice. I don't know where the lazy dice is. | |
| I'm lying. Disappeared, bro. | |
| Bro, the dice is gone. Lazy dice. | |
| What was it? Ah, she picks it up and then see what it is. | |
| Love my feet. Love my feet. | |
| This is going to show you. Six! | |
| Six, bro! You know what I'm holding. | |
| Nothing. I am the king of dice. | |
| I'm not sure who you are, I am. | |
| You're only going to see what you're rolling. | |
| You're only going to see what you're rolling. | |
| Super rolling! Fuck! | |
| God damn! I'm sick boy on the beat. | |
| We got some Madden powder. | |
| Fucker. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm gonna do this outside. | |
| It's throwing that ball into me, bro. | |
| I'm proud of you. | |
| They got scared. They knew. | |
| They knew it all wasn't real beef. | |
| They ain't ready. So we decided to go VIP cinema as well. | |
| Luke was uh, Luke was crying because he doesn't like bowling. | |
| He didn't want to lose again. So the cinema is a game you can all play. | |
| No one loses. What you need to do is find a shower. | |
| That's all you need to do. Shower in new clothes and you're sweet. | |
| If all goes wrong for us, that's the plan. | |
| We're going to watch the excuse of the cinema. | |
| I know, Bob. | |
| Fasting is usually bullshit, but paying to go to the VIP cinema, in fact, is a game. | |
| Yep. | |
| All wax. | |
| It's pretty well done. | |
| I'm going to die. | |
| Please, Bob. | |
| One meal is not... | |
| I haven't eaten in two hours. | |
| When a big man is eating, a big man can't watch. | |
| England's now trying to copy this, and they have some sort of VIP cinema in Westview. | |
| But here, you get unlimited alcohol, unlimited beer and wine, as much as you can drink from the duration of the bill. | |
| The reason you couldn't have something like this in England is because, like, broke people and homeless people would be begging until they had their 30 pound and change and they'd get a cinema ticket and get super drunk and throw up and ruin it for everybody. | |
| It's true. Here, okay, I try to ruin it for everybody because I try to do it as much as I can, obviously. | |
| Like, the Romanians would come in and have, like, two beers and shit. | |
| Weird. Let me get this straight. | |
| You get three unlimited beers and the number you've chosen to drink is zero. | |
| Have you ever been drunk? | |
| No, what do you mean? I ate all their food. | |
| You haven't eaten all their food. | |
| I will eat all their food. There's also popcorn. | |
| I will eat all their food. Oh, he's put it in there. | |
| He's bringing us a bucket of beer now. | |
| Luke, me and you are having a beer-off. | |
| Beer-off. Beer-off in the cinema. | |
| Zero is not an option. | |
| Zero is not an option. How many free drinks would you like, Chris? | |
| Zero? Zero. Here we go. | |
| Let's go, let's start now. | |
| How long is the leak here? | |
| Thank you. | |
| I really like this. It's wild. | |
| Yeah, because it's officially strong. | |
| I'm John McAway. | |
| No, no, no. I've been practicing. | |
| I wouldn't get close to first. | |
| I do better. Nice, nice marathon. | |
| Slow pace. You've got a long move yet. | |
| How are you supposed to finish line, guys? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I'm just going to sit here and do nothing. | |
| I couldn't just get into my own reflection. | |
| You're up to something. All right! | |
| Basically, unwatchable. | |
| Unwatchable. If you know anything about guns, or how to clear a building, or how to shoot, you can't watch these movies. | |
| No, no. So than that, they said the big guy was a bouncer and he hit someone and that person died. | |
| So then within a space of two years, he ends up getting a job in this special police unit. | |
| What? Tell me that timeline! | |
| You punch them when they die, like, we're going to hire them into a special police unit. | |
| We're a bunch of kids. | |
| We're all children. Fly drones. Fly drones. | |
| Do shit that Navy SEALs don't do. | |
| And helicopters are blowing up. | |
| And then when, like, Mike Lowry goes down, they're playing with a basketball. | |
| You get a basketball, the Chinese one. | |
| I've got basketball, I'm so cool, but I'm a Navy SEAL. And I'm 21. | |
| He's just bum-a-cuff-ish. | |
| I can't watch that garbage. | |
| Everyone's missing. He's on a motorcycle with 20 bikes behind him. | |
| Everyone's shooting for 20 minutes. | |
| Come on. 20 minutes. | |
| Come on, man. Then he turns around. | |
| Turns around with a submachine gun and double-shocks people off their bikes. | |
| I can't watch it. I can't watch it. | |
| Don't even waste my time. Don't even waste my time. | |
| I know. By the way, watch the Ukraine episode and you doubt I can fucking shoot. | |
| Because I can fucking shoot. I know about guns. | |
| There's a Ukraine episode. There's too many bullets in me. | |
| You got bad boys reviewed. | |
| It's just a shit movie. | |
| So there's a few things that annoy me. | |
| Alright, I'm going to get started now. | |
| There was the bouncer dude. | |
| Secondly, there's no police unit in the world that does that kind of shit movie. | |
| You're a police officer. Your job is basically paperwork and I control the streets. | |
| These dudes are just running around. They're completely unlicensed. | |
| License to kill by Delta Force with fucking submachine guns and they're blowing up helicopters on bridges and nobody cares and it's all fine. | |
| And his son would have got a death penalty. | |
| He just murdered seven people including the police chief. | |
| Instead they come to him in the end and go, hey, we have a job for you. | |
| Now here's the worst bit. For all the technology this police unit has, no one seems to have a fucking radio. | |
| Police have been on radio for about 70 fucking years. | |
| The helicopter that the guy's shooting guns from on a Public hot bridge in the middle of Miami just, what, flies off into the distance? | |
| Well, no helicopter chase, no landing, no tracker, no knowing where it goes. | |
| There's a helicopter shooting people on the bridge. | |
| There would be fucking military out. | |
| Nonsense. Horrible movie. | |
| Complete shit. And it wasn't even funny. | |
| I found God. | |
| This is my song. | |
| Finally I put my glasses on. | |
| Shit. Super shit. | |
| Spoiler alert, it's shit. | |
| Don't watch bad boys. Spoiler alert, it's shit. | |
| There you go. |
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