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July 18, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Where NOT to Go in Spain | TATE Confidential Ep. 7
# whiskey valencia travel culture benidorm classy millennials easyjet european tourism gin and tonic man zoo millennial behavior romanian man segway tour social commentary spain

Andrew Tate and his co-hosts dismantle Spain's image, labeling Valencia and Benidorm a "failed society" and "socialist shit hole." They recount reckless antics like drinking whiskey while driving and feigning intimidation on EasyJet flights to avoid Romanian locals. After visiting a closed Sunday spa and an ironic "man zoo," they contrast their self-proclaimed "classy millennial" status with their actual behavior, ultimately framing English tourists as notorious "scumbags" who ruin the holiday experience through excessive drinking and arrogance. [Automatically generated summary]

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Por Favor, No Molesting 00:02:32
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
Thanks for watching!
I should be in Valencia.
This morning Andrew said, would you like to take a little...
Por favor, no molesting.
No molesting. I thought everything was supposed to be free in this socialist shit hole.
They can pay to drive.
Yeah, don't worry, I'll talk to the guy who speaks Spanish.
España es una sociedad falida.
We should give something back.
Listen, no need to be a little baby Mike.
Snacks.
What does it say on the box?
Right here.
Which one is it?
It's in the fucking snacks room.
Snack it up. I need more of these.
Drink Up, Mike 00:11:27
I'm going to teach you a new lesson by taking the opposite of the drivers.
It's called a...
Now we're talking.
A screwdriver, some more, some more.
It's really funny.
Oh Oh Hey, bye dude. Hello? No. Oh wait.
Oh no...
I'm going to get a new camera.
That's not fair, Chios. Just a member of all your fucking bitches.
Forget the eyeball fucking gin and tonics.
Here, Mike, you're drinking with me.
Can't drink alone is bad luck.
Can't have a gin and tonic or I'll have a whiskey and cola.
What coke? Cola.
Cheers, Mike. Cheers, man.
Enjoy your drive, Andrew. It's fantastic.
Isn't that crime? Not bad, I don't like whiskey.
I know, it's perfectly mixed, isn't it?
Fucking hell. Splash of lemon.
I'll crack you open a G&T. Are you scared of that happening?
That you're gonna drink this drink and you're gonna crash and die because of the drink.
Have a fucking drink.
I don't want a drink. I wanted one.
I would drink it. So you don't want a nice cold gin and tonic.
Let me review it. Let's see how refreshing it is every day.
Oh, that's a beautiful mix of G&T. Try a sip of that.
Oh, you don't want it, do you?
It's about refreshing, actually. Don't lie to yourself.
I'll never tell her. We're going to kill us because we're hydrogen and tonic.
It's impossible. What better beverage to drink while driving across Spain than a hydrogen and tonic?
I know! Keep it sharp, keep it focused.
I can't think of any drink which would be encouraged by the Spanish police force to a higher regard than a refreshing cold GMT. I know.
It's the Spanish way, it's the continental way.
Absolutely. Cheers. Drink up, Mike.
There's no free pass on this one.
And the Benidorm. The height of class.
And you can drink and drive. You can drink and film.
Booze and cruise. Exactly.
I like to drive my booze and cruise.
Hello. Hi.
España es una sociedad falida.
Thank you. See?
See my fucking balls.
I'm sure.
That's the chat where I command you on.
Tap. Tap. Use the tick-tock to tap the gears in.
That's how all the pros do it. That's how they do it in the F1.
Real private.
I'm gonna go pay for my waste.
España es un sociedad falida.
I'm pronouncing it right.
So I guess after the big chunks of pints.
Go to www.Flydreamers.com Go cart. Google go cart and find a way.
Closed Sunday. Same as the spa was closed.
Failed society.
That's on Sunday things are closed.
And this famous spa hotel had to be closed on Sunday.
On all days, Sunday's the day we want to go to the fucking spa.
Failed society.
Actually quite nice.
Little baby.
Good girl.
Okay, so what did you say?
Hello, I'm interested in the Segway tour for four people.
Sorry, only available tomorrow.
Also on Wednesday.
I'll respond to him, don't worry.
I know Spanish.
I hope he gets the message.
I'm walking.
Can we go upstairs?
Yeah.
Upstairs in the restaurant.
Yeah.
In the restaurant, it's from 7 o'clock.
Open for 7?
Yeah.
Failed society.
Yeah, we have a bar if you want to do something, it's okay.
A bar?
Alright, just say the bar will come back in 20 minutes.
Yeah?
Yeah, right here.
Alright, tell you tomorrow. I'm not gonna come in.
20 minutes ago, we went to check in.
She said it's going to take a little bit to check in three minutes.
Let me see. 22 minutes, I went over there.
Are you ready? Not yet.
still frantically pressing buttons on a computer.
We finished our work, which is classified.
We're in Benidorm, which is obviously famous for its top quality nightclub.
In 1975.
The best of Britain come here.
They don't. They're scum of England.
I think we go out and make Mike drink until he throws up.
Mike is my bad luck charm.
In a place like Benidorm, as terrible as it is, it's going to be far worse than Mike.
Sorry, Mike. As you know, Andrew and myself are classy guys.
Classy millennials are hanging out in the finest places.
However, English people have a reputation for when they go on holiday, becoming the biggest scumbags on Earth.
And we're in scumbag-centric.
So tonight, I'm going to show you how English people do holidays in Bellador.
I'm not a millionaire tonight.
I'm not just a tape.
I'm not classy. I'm English.
Prepare yourself. That looks scary.
Remember this move from the EasyJet flight.
Works so well in New England.
Spain's failed society.
Back in the day, EasyJet didn't use to issue seat numbers.
You used to have to get on the plane and just sit down where you liked.
So me and Andrew would sit in the back with a seat in between us and look big and mean like this.
And every single time, unless the flight was totally fully booked, no one would sit in the middle of us and we got extra space.
That was our move.
We're poor today.
300 euros alcohol.
I'm going to get a drink.
He does think he's boss. He's stuck up.
He's stuck up. He looks a bit stuck up.
He's only boss from Romania.
He's stuck up. That's a big one.
We want that one. No one's married, but he's married.
I know, but I am too. That one's stuck up.
We need to wake up. I don't fucking have to say anything.
I bought the 50.
I have the 50 cent.
I do worry. Get your ass out!
I'm gonna get your ass out!
Thank you, thank you. He understood it was time to get a tick.
He used to give me what I desire.
Don't worry, don't worry, I am worried.
Germany is a failed society.
I've never been to Germany.
Don't go, that's it. Worst history in Europe.
Who do you get in the next year? I'm not in the next year.
I'm just putting this anywhere.
I see you later.
See you and it's Tuesday.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Well, dream more or I'm gonna fit in.
Why don't you ladies finish your puns?
You're getting embarrassing.
I voted against this shit.
Just on the fucking record shit.
The worst night of my life.
Horrible. Mike's having a good time.
At least...
I'm visiting the fuck man zoo.
What a break he's making.
No, those things look like they're sliding around.
There's a single metal bar running from top to bottom.
Guaranteed, those things just made to the illusion of...
Oh, there's a circle. Oh, really?
I'm not a walker.
I'm a waver.
That's it. That's it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We're the Magic Spaniards.
Are you afraid?
He's afraid
Oh
Five Minutes Of Irony 00:00:20
Play the funny For five minutes I had fun in there.
For five minutes. Very ironically.
Everyone else was there actually having a good time.
It was like a joke.
But they're all like, actually enjoying it.
Jesus Christ.
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