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Business Class Bites
00:03:28
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| Oh Good shot there from tape A lot of people say girls love money, and that's not Nice | |
| You you Bye. | |
| I like it. You're a pussy, sorry. | |
| You're a big, strong man. | |
| You eat burger. You eat little trinkets and you're allowed to get a pretzel. | |
| A little pretzel, half a peanut. | |
| What next? I don't know if it's a burger. | |
| It's the only burger here in the country. | |
| It's so good. | |
| Wonderful. | |
| It's so good. | |
| It's so good. | |
| No harm in the world. | |
| Bye. | |
| Do you want some? No, I don't want Boca and Coke. | |
| What's this saying? | |
| 550 yen Go to Ukraine, you'll be shocked shot. | |
| It took height in my senses. | |
| Some drinking liquor. I might have eight double espresso. | |
| Now, Mike, you don't know this, but if you book business class flights, you're flying business class flights. | |
| The first time I ever got on a business class flight, I was two years older than you. | |
| So, you're a lucky boy, but you need to film us. | |
| When you fly Business Class, you get access to what's called the Business Lounge. | |
| Now, the Business Lounge is somewhere where, basically, they give you free alcohol, free food. | |
| You can sit and chill out away from the bustle of the common traveling peasants. | |
| But in Bucharest, it's a little bit different. | |
| When you go to Mumbai Airport Lounge, or Singapore Airport Lounge, or the first-class lounge in Heathrow, or most of the airports, there's amazing food on display, there's great drinks, there's barmen making their drinks. | |
| Here in Romania, what do we get? | |
| Sandwiches and plastic bags. | |
| Like, really, Romania? | |
| You want to be my favorite country? | |
| When people fly here and fly out in the business class lounge, they see sandwiches and plastic bags. | |
| No wonder they think this is a failed nation, even though it's fun. | |
| You can do basic things, Romania. | |
| Klaus Johannes, are you listening to me? | |
| Brother, make the fucking airport lounge serve good fucking sandwiches. | |
| Then maybe people won't think Romania is such a shithole. | |
| It's not a shithole. I love it. | |
| It's my fucking country. | |
| But I'm embarrassed, frankly, at the state of fucking food in the business class lounge. | |
| People are booking flights here that cost fucking six, seven, eight thousand dollars to book and to fly on. | |
| They're coming here, sandwich in a plastic bag. | |
|
Perfect Pistol Ready
00:03:30
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| At least the fucking bulk is free. | |
| Nice... water. | |
| Refreshing. I do not want any of the free moves. | |
| I am not Tristan. | |
| I can resist free moves. | |
| Water is fine. I do not need double chocolate agency. | |
| The gin is on 5-8. | |
| What a jerk. | |
| Oh, no! No, no! No, no! | |
| Oh, no! No, no! No, no! No, no! No, no! No, no! | |
| Oh, no! | |
| And then they'll take the knife off and it's bang! | |
| Yeah. | |
| So he gets pretty sick too. | |
| So the bucket is clear. | |
| If you can get comfortable with the idea of cocking it, again you can do it in your workspace if you want. | |
| You can actually see the bolt. | |
| You can see through the mag port. | |
| You want to be able to put it on to the side of the vehicle. | |
| And, yep. | |
| Good. | |
| Similar thing here, but this is it, yeah? | |
| Yeah, exactly. So again, here. | |
| How many are we putting in each magazine? | |
| 20? Four more. | |
| How many books? Fill that out? | |
| Yeah, we can fill them out. Okay, obviously I'll do it, but it doesn't go in unless it's caught, right? | |
| Yeah, but it will be caught when you're empty. | |
| Perfect. So the pistol's ready to go, yeah? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I'm ready. | |
| ♪♪ | |
| All right. | |
| I know what I want. | |
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Mixed Grill for Two
00:02:21
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| Ah, booze. | |
| Thank you, Darwin. | |
| Have you ever seen the special force chucks? | |
| The operator chucks. | |
| Yeah, the Operator Chuck. | |
| I don't steal battle. | |
| I'd steal booze. | |
| Uh oh. | |
| Okay, it's gone. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh! | |
| More booze please. | |
| I lost. | |
| Now, four more cocktails. | |
| Different ones. | |
| Surprise, surprise me. | |
| More moves. Okay. | |
| They call me the operator I am so not special forces I'm an alcoholic, not a special forces guy I'm so not special forces guy Hey, can I get one more cocktail? One more cocktail! | |
| Slide them off. Can we get a little bit worse? | |
| No, no we are. And then, we can bring that as stars. | |
| Two large bottles of sparkling water, please. | |
| Cold, not cold? Not cold. | |
| Can I have the bouillon with grilled meat and spinach soup? | |
| You have a mixed grill for two people. | |
| Mixed grill for two people. | |
| I'll have that. So those are the starters. | |
| The soup can come with the starters. | |
| The mixed grill is the main. And that's all for now, I think. | |
| Contact front! Contact front! | |