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July 18, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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POLICE TAKES THE ASTON MARTIN | TATE Confidential Ep. 6
# vip table social interactions romania bucharest caffeine overdose champagne corn double sided tape excessive spending festival culture five star hotel luxury travel malaya

Andrew Tate recounts his lavish festival trip to Malaya, spending 15,000 euros on VIP tables and three hotel rooms to escape crowds. He details a violent altercation over room selection in Romania, an "ass whooping" while eating corn near a five-star hotel, and filming disputes with locals in Bucharest. The segment concludes with his chaotic night of drinking from 8pm to 8am, joking about caffeine-induced suicide attempts and using double-sided tape on ice, illustrating his unapologetic, high-stakes lifestyle. [Automatically generated summary]

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Never See A Festival Again 00:13:04
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
Thanks for watching!
you All right, so we're going to never see.
I've never been to a festival before in my life.
Hey, we've got a VIP table.
I said, are we going to be in the crowds with the worms?
I don't like worms. I don't like people.
He said, no, it's VIP. No worms.
I don't like sweaty people jumping up and down, wormishly.
So if I get pissed off, hit one, hit another, before you know it, it'll be murders.
So he said, no, you'll be quarantined.
We had to find three hotel rooms, one for me, one for Tristan, one for Mike.
And for three days, that was like fucking four grand because the last room's available.
And then we got a booze.
So this fucking tables, VIP, blah, blah, blah.
This weekend's going to cost 10,000, 15,000 euros at least.
And people say, oh, Dave, you're greedy.
Why do you need so much money?
It costs 10,000 euros to go to a fucking crowd of idiots.
That's how much it costs. I'm playing a war room member of chess and driving my car at the same time.
If I lose, I'm gonna lose.
Slowest car but the best drivers.
Don't worry about it. We'll keep up.
Should've been a cowboy.
I bet you never heard from Marcel Taylor say, Now, cowboy!
I said, I'm your brother on the ground.
Bring my six to the right life on the young cat and drive.
Stealing a young guy.
I love when I talk to hear a man brag.
Well, I love you waving a flag, but gone that bad.
Cutting through on route. I'm chilling out with the juice and tea. I've got my jeans on.
There's no need for the car to be this loud.
There's no meat. It's pure just to piss everyone off.
They say buy an expensive car if you want girls.
It's not true. If you want eight-year-old boys, then you buy an expensive car.
Girls don't care. Young boys are fascinating.
I'm a ninja and I hope you've met that. Caught him in the air.
There's about four hotels in Malaya that aren't shit, that weren't built during communism.
This is one of them.
But, for the price of staying here, it's twice as much as a Dubai hotel.
Alright, let's go to 6106 first.
I said badly that screwed me over.
We randomly picked which room.
You chose the better room, screw me over.
I don't know which one's the better fucking room.
Oh, what do we have here?
Not bad. At least it's worth the money now.
Like, I thought it was going to be a crappy little room.
This is actually okay. I can sit here, two girls get jerked off, drink some champagne, you know.
I'm going to go to my room, but if it isn't to this standard or better, you're in trouble.
I'm in fucking trouble. You picked your own fucking room, dumbass.
Right here. You fucked me.
You said, here's your key.
I said pick a fucking key.
If your room is nicer, I'm kicking you in the nuts.
I'm kicking you in the nuts.
All in all, I'm pretty happy.
Yeah. I'll let you off.
You came this close. Let me off.
You came this fucking close.
Let's change fucking rooms, then.
Where's the fucking booze?
Here we go. I'll do the Jameson, you do the vodka.
Ramazotti. Here you go, Mike.
After this, we're going to see Mike's room, and I'm drinking from his menu.
Now we're talking just for fucking things.
Alright, let's go see Mike's room. See how badly Mike fucked us out of our money.
Let me put this on my Instagram storage first so all the hoes are like, It's not your room!
It's big! You should see my dick!
Mike, what room number are you? 6102.
Wrong room, bro. 6102.
Plan to count numbers. You're late with every fucking episode.
Yeah, every Friday. It's never been on a Friday.
Every episode. Oh, sorry.
I only had six days.
I haven't managed to make the four-minute episode.
Flying around the world.
Living in luxury accommodation.
Fucking hell, Mike. You're still taking the piss.
It's still pretty fucking nice.
It's great, man. Mr.
Late episode. Yeah.
It's alright. It's a nice big bed so you can sleep in and not get the edits done.
Yeah, so you can just say, oh, sorry, Sunday, Sunday.
Fucking Sunday. What is this?
Nice fucking balcony as well?
With two chairs? You can get your hips up on here when you're busy not fucking making the episode.
Where is I'm atasi? Drink up, Mike.
It's good for you. It's good for you, mate.
It's strong. Why aren't all the redneck companies?
Slovakia, Hungary, Romania.
Because they eat corn. It's like a redneck thing.
It's saying in a five-star hotel, 300 euros a night, you walk 10 meters...
I really want some corn. This guy's selling corn.
Not only did he get whooping...
We got whooping while I ate corn.
I was eating corn the whole time.
With one hand, corn.
Other hand, kick it in your ass.
You will never recover from this embarrassment.
For the rest of your human years, you will suffer.
You'll always be illusory.
There's nothing you can do to turn back the ball.
Corn in one hand, ass whooping in the other.
Fifty percent of my powers, and you're still lost.
Oh, just another day in the life of a loser.
Lost again, didn't ya? What next?
Anything else you're gonna lose at here?
Or you don't? Anything else?
Your failure, failure of a man.
We didn't start.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Hi! This is Abby.
See, good names.
Well, it's a good name for men, Abby.
Abigail's Oh I Love you I Love you I Love you
No, go tell this dickhead we were in here before.
Go talk to him, Mike. In Romania.
Tell him that he's not going on.
Oh, wait, wait. He's just giving him some money.
Fucking Romania. Go around, go around, go around.
Tristan Hansen, 50, lady.
Jesus.
To bribe everyone to do everything here.
When I'm in the Aston, Tristan can never lose me.
When I'm in the Lambo, he'll stand a fucking chance.
She's miles, she's gone.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm out.
Cacio, ea, ea, ea. Ea?
Igor, lasa te rog camera aia de filmat.
Dacă nu vrei să te iau.
Lasă camera aia de filmat.
If I'm filming, I'm going to get my accord.
Yes? Some of the Bucharest are coming now with the other numbers.
They'll be here in two hours. And you, if you are the same, change the number.
Yeah, he told you that if it's the same case in your car, in your Lamborghini, change it.
How are you?
My colleague was telling the public back home that we were supposed to see your brand new car.
Three methods how to pick up girls when you are the Tate brothers.
How do you pick up girls? Is it enough just to show up?
Bro, I don't know what you're talking about.
You have the wrong impression.
I mean, tonight's Saturday.
I'm going to bed early. Church tomorrow.
Here you go. We eat, then we go.
Oh, I see. I'm going to read your own messages to you.
Because you're pretending that I'm the idiot.
Let me just explain to you. No, I just didn't want...
12 hours booze fest.
8pm to 8am.
Pussies. You're a cunt.
Shots on the beach. Now.
Oh, I'm tired. My vagina's tired.
What is this faggot shit?
That was you 15 minutes ago.
I'll have to... I cannot hear you over the sound of being a real man.
The adrenaline and testosterone is pumping through my body so loudly that my ears can't hear your whining.
I don't have this shit.
Yeah, that's actually fucking terrible.
Destroyed me last night. Vodka, drink up.
What the fuck is that?
We're all gonna die when we're like 45.
Let's fucking get at it. I need to make sure I had enough cigars.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
I've got eleven cigars.
Bruno. Hello. Bruno.
Again. So beautiful, the Never-See boy.
I'm no Never-See boy.
He is a Never-See boy.
No, I'm no Never-See boy.
He's going to Never-See.
He's not beautiful, though.
Oh, your boy goes to Never-See.
I will tell him hello.
You should come to Never-See.
Party. We could fall in love.
You could be my Cinderella.
First you're cleaning up.
I'm gonna be sucking this dick!
I'm gonna see if I can get some of this.
How did you get these without waiting in line?
Some guy. Some guy who was in line.
Gave the money to the guy who was in line.
So wait, he waits in line, buys tickets, and sells them for more.
No, no, no. He was already in line buying his own tickets.
They went over and said, yo, bro, I'll give you a bit of extra money.
I'll buy five. You've been waiting in the queue for an hour.
Time is money. Time is money.
Yeah, time is money. Two hours of my time.
I can't wait. Why are you so small?
Eat your vegetables and grow bigger.
We'll have fun.
Big Socket Mike.
Big Socket Mike.
One, two, three, four.
Singing in my head.
Caffeine Lethal Dose 00:02:19
Singing in my head.
Here's the device that's in there.
Here's the only one.
Singing in my head.
Ask her to marry me, please.
Marry me, please.
I'm looking for a wife.
Does she have a boyfriend? No.
She does me I don't like fun. I don't like fun. I like a double espresso in one go.
This is my first legitimate suicide attempt.
All right, let me deal with this. Caffeine lethal dose.
The lethal dose of caffeine for most people is around 10 grams.
A cup of coffee has between 100 and 200 milligrams.
That's 400 milligrams per coffee.
I'm only about 40% at lethal dose if I drink these.
It's about 65% if you do them all.
65% of a lethal dose of caffeine.
I'm just kidding.
I do love coffee.
It's not too hot.
It's wet.
you you Are you happy with this stuff?
Yeah. I feel rejuvenated.
Awake. I have a stuff in here.
And my ice. Now stick on top of these.
I know. One minute of double-sided tape.
That will stick till we get back to the hotel, bro.
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