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Good shot there from Tate!
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A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
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But I'm not a girl.
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I'm a girl.
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Thanks for watching!
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you All right, so we're going to never see.
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I've never been to a festival before in my life.
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Hey, we've got a VIP table.
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I said, are we going to be in the crowds with the worms?
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I don't like worms. I don't like people.
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He said, no, it's VIP. No worms.
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I don't like sweaty people jumping up and down, wormishly.
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So if I get pissed off, hit one, hit another, before you know it, it'll be murders.
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So he said, no, you'll be quarantined.
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We had to find three hotel rooms, one for me, one for Tristan, one for Mike.
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And for three days, that was like fucking four grand because the last room's available.
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And then we got a booze.
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So this fucking tables, VIP, blah, blah, blah.
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This weekend's going to cost 10,000, 15,000 euros at least.
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And people say, oh, Dave, you're greedy.
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Why do you need so much money?
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It costs 10,000 euros to go to a fucking crowd of idiots.
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That's how much it costs. I'm playing a war room member of chess and driving my car at the same time.
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If I lose, I'm gonna lose.
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Slowest car but the best drivers.
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Don't worry about it. We'll keep up.
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Should've been a cowboy.
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I bet you never heard from Marcel Taylor say, Now, cowboy!
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I said, I'm your brother on the ground.
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Bring my six to the right life on the young cat and drive.
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Stealing a young guy.
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I love when I talk to hear a man brag.
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Well, I love you waving a flag, but gone that bad.
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Cutting through on route. I'm chilling out with the juice and tea. I've got my jeans on.
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There's no need for the car to be this loud.
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There's no meat. It's pure just to piss everyone off.
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They say buy an expensive car if you want girls.
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It's not true. If you want eight-year-old boys, then you buy an expensive car.
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Girls don't care. Young boys are fascinating.
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I'm a ninja and I hope you've met that. Caught him in the air.
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There's about four hotels in Malaya that aren't shit, that weren't built during communism.
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This is one of them.
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But, for the price of staying here, it's twice as much as a Dubai hotel.
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Alright, let's go to 6106 first.
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I said badly that screwed me over.
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We randomly picked which room.
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You chose the better room, screw me over.
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I don't know which one's the better fucking room.
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Oh, what do we have here?
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Not bad. At least it's worth the money now.
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Like, I thought it was going to be a crappy little room.
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This is actually okay. I can sit here, two girls get jerked off, drink some champagne, you know.
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I'm going to go to my room, but if it isn't to this standard or better, you're in trouble.
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I'm in fucking trouble. You picked your own fucking room, dumbass.
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Right here. You fucked me.
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You said, here's your key.
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I said pick a fucking key.
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If your room is nicer, I'm kicking you in the nuts.
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I'm kicking you in the nuts.
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All in all, I'm pretty happy.
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Yeah. I'll let you off.
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You came this close. Let me off.
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You came this fucking close.
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Let's change fucking rooms, then.
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Where's the fucking booze?
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Here we go. I'll do the Jameson, you do the vodka.
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Ramazotti. Here you go, Mike.
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After this, we're going to see Mike's room, and I'm drinking from his menu.
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Now we're talking just for fucking things.
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Alright, let's go see Mike's room. See how badly Mike fucked us out of our money.
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Let me put this on my Instagram storage first so all the hoes are like, It's not your room!
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It's big! You should see my dick!
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Mike, what room number are you? 6102.
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Wrong room, bro. 6102.
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Plan to count numbers. You're late with every fucking episode.
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Yeah, every Friday. It's never been on a Friday.
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Every episode. Oh, sorry.
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I only had six days.
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I haven't managed to make the four-minute episode.
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Flying around the world.
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Living in luxury accommodation.
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Fucking hell, Mike. You're still taking the piss.
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It's still pretty fucking nice.
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It's great, man. Mr.
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Late episode. Yeah.
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It's alright. It's a nice big bed so you can sleep in and not get the edits done.
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Yeah, so you can just say, oh, sorry, Sunday, Sunday.
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Fucking Sunday. What is this?
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Nice fucking balcony as well?
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With two chairs? You can get your hips up on here when you're busy not fucking making the episode.
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Where is I'm atasi? Drink up, Mike.
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It's good for you. It's good for you, mate.
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It's strong. Why aren't all the redneck companies?
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Slovakia, Hungary, Romania.
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Because they eat corn. It's like a redneck thing.
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It's saying in a five-star hotel, 300 euros a night, you walk 10 meters...
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I really want some corn. This guy's selling corn.
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Not only did he get whooping...
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We got whooping while I ate corn.
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I was eating corn the whole time.
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With one hand, corn.
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Other hand, kick it in your ass.
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You will never recover from this embarrassment.
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For the rest of your human years, you will suffer.
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You'll always be illusory.
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There's nothing you can do to turn back the ball.
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Corn in one hand, ass whooping in the other.
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Fifty percent of my powers, and you're still lost.
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Oh, just another day in the life of a loser.
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Lost again, didn't ya? What next?
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Anything else you're gonna lose at here?
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Or you don't? Anything else?
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Your failure, failure of a man.
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We didn't start.
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Yeah, yeah, right.
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Hi! This is Abby.
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See, good names.
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Well, it's a good name for men, Abby.
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Abigail's Oh I Love you I Love you I Love you
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No, go tell this dickhead we were in here before.
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Go talk to him, Mike. In Romania.
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Tell him that he's not going on.
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Oh, wait, wait. He's just giving him some money.
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Fucking Romania. Go around, go around, go around.
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Tristan Hansen, 50, lady.
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Jesus.
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To bribe everyone to do everything here.
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When I'm in the Aston, Tristan can never lose me.
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When I'm in the Lambo, he'll stand a fucking chance.
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She's miles, she's gone.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm out.
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Cacio, ea, ea, ea. Ea?
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Igor, lasa te rog camera aia de filmat.
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Dacă nu vrei să te iau.
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Lasă camera aia de filmat.
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If I'm filming, I'm going to get my accord.
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Yes? Some of the Bucharest are coming now with the other numbers.
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They'll be here in two hours. And you, if you are the same, change the number.
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Yeah, he told you that if it's the same case in your car, in your Lamborghini, change it.
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How are you?
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My colleague was telling the public back home that we were supposed to see your brand new car.
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Three methods how to pick up girls when you are the Tate brothers.
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How do you pick up girls? Is it enough just to show up?
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Bro, I don't know what you're talking about.
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You have the wrong impression.
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I mean, tonight's Saturday.
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I'm going to bed early. Church tomorrow.
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Here you go. We eat, then we go.
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Oh, I see. I'm going to read your own messages to you.
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Because you're pretending that I'm the idiot.
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Let me just explain to you. No, I just didn't want...
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12 hours booze fest.
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8pm to 8am.
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Pussies. You're a cunt.
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Shots on the beach. Now.
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Oh, I'm tired. My vagina's tired.
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What is this faggot shit?
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That was you 15 minutes ago.
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I'll have to... I cannot hear you over the sound of being a real man.
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The adrenaline and testosterone is pumping through my body so loudly that my ears can't hear your whining.
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I don't have this shit.
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Yeah, that's actually fucking terrible.
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Destroyed me last night. Vodka, drink up.
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What the fuck is that?
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We're all gonna die when we're like 45.
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Let's fucking get at it. I need to make sure I had enough cigars.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
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I've got eleven cigars.
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Bruno. Hello. Bruno.
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Again. So beautiful, the Never-See boy.
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I'm no Never-See boy.
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He is a Never-See boy.
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No, I'm no Never-See boy.
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He's going to Never-See.
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He's not beautiful, though.
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Oh, your boy goes to Never-See.
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I will tell him hello.
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You should come to Never-See.
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Party. We could fall in love.
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You could be my Cinderella.
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First you're cleaning up.
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I'm gonna be sucking this dick!
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I'm gonna see if I can get some of this.
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How did you get these without waiting in line?
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Some guy. Some guy who was in line.
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Gave the money to the guy who was in line.
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So wait, he waits in line, buys tickets, and sells them for more.
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No, no, no. He was already in line buying his own tickets.
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They went over and said, yo, bro, I'll give you a bit of extra money.
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I'll buy five. You've been waiting in the queue for an hour.
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Time is money. Time is money.
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Yeah, time is money. Two hours of my time.
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I can't wait. Why are you so small?
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Eat your vegetables and grow bigger.
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We'll have fun.
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Big Socket Mike.
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Big Socket Mike.
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One, two, three, four.
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Singing in my head.
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Singing in my head.
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Here's the device that's in there.
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Here's the only one.
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Singing in my head.
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Ask her to marry me, please.
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Marry me, please.
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I'm looking for a wife.
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Does she have a boyfriend? No.
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She does me I don't like fun. I don't like fun. I like a double espresso in one go.
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This is my first legitimate suicide attempt.
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All right, let me deal with this. Caffeine lethal dose.
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The lethal dose of caffeine for most people is around 10 grams.
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A cup of coffee has between 100 and 200 milligrams.
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That's 400 milligrams per coffee.
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I'm only about 40% at lethal dose if I drink these.
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It's about 65% if you do them all.
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65% of a lethal dose of caffeine.
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I'm just kidding.
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I do love coffee.
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It's not too hot.
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It's wet.
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you you Are you happy with this stuff?
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Yeah. I feel rejuvenated.
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Awake. I have a stuff in here.
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And my ice. Now stick on top of these.
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I know. One minute of double-sided tape.
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That will stick till we get back to the hotel, bro.
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