Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Where NOT to Go in Spain |  TATE Confidential Ep. 7
Aired: 2022-07-18
Duration: 14:22


=== Por Favor, No Molesting (02:32) ===

[00:00:01]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:03]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:21]  But I'm not a girl.
[00:00:23]  I'm a girl.
[00:00:36]  Thanks for watching!
[00:00:39]  I should be in Valencia.
[00:00:41]  This morning Andrew said, would you like to take a little...
[00:00:43]  Por favor, no molesting.
[00:00:46]  No molesting. I thought everything was supposed to be free in this socialist shit hole.
[00:01:45]  They can pay to drive.
[00:01:47]  Yeah, don't worry, I'll talk to the guy who speaks Spanish.
[00:01:51]  España es una sociedad falida.
[00:02:14]  We should give something back.
[00:02:16]  Listen, no need to be a little baby Mike.
[00:02:19]  Snacks.
[00:02:20]  What does it say on the box?
[00:02:21]  Right here.
[00:02:22]  Which one is it?
[00:02:23]  It's in the fucking snacks room.
[00:02:26]  Snack it up. I need more of these.

=== Drink Up, Mike (11:27) ===

[00:02:34]  I'm going to teach you a new lesson by taking the opposite of the drivers.
[00:02:38]  It's called a...
[00:02:41]  Now we're talking.
[00:02:45]  A screwdriver, some more, some more.
[00:02:49]  It's really funny.
[00:02:59]  Oh Oh Hey, bye dude. Hello? No. Oh wait.
[00:03:10]  Oh no...
[00:03:12]  I'm going to get a new camera.
[00:03:57]  That's not fair, Chios. Just a member of all your fucking bitches.
[00:04:01]  Forget the eyeball fucking gin and tonics.
[00:04:06]  Here, Mike, you're drinking with me.
[00:04:09]  Can't drink alone is bad luck.
[00:04:12]  Can't have a gin and tonic or I'll have a whiskey and cola.
[00:04:15]  What coke? Cola.
[00:04:18]  Cheers, Mike. Cheers, man.
[00:04:19]  Enjoy your drive, Andrew. It's fantastic.
[00:04:29]  Isn't that crime? Not bad, I don't like whiskey.
[00:04:33]  I know, it's perfectly mixed, isn't it?
[00:04:35]  Fucking hell. Splash of lemon.
[00:04:38]  I'll crack you open a G&T. Are you scared of that happening?
[00:04:42]  That you're gonna drink this drink and you're gonna crash and die because of the drink.
[00:04:46]  Have a fucking drink.
[00:04:48]  I don't want a drink. I wanted one.
[00:04:49]  I would drink it. So you don't want a nice cold gin and tonic.
[00:04:54]  Let me review it. Let's see how refreshing it is every day.
[00:05:00]  Oh, that's a beautiful mix of G&T. Try a sip of that.
[00:05:06]  Oh, you don't want it, do you?
[00:05:08]  It's about refreshing, actually. Don't lie to yourself.
[00:05:11]  I'll never tell her. We're going to kill us because we're hydrogen and tonic.
[00:05:15]  It's impossible. What better beverage to drink while driving across Spain than a hydrogen and tonic?
[00:05:20]  I know! Keep it sharp, keep it focused.
[00:05:23]  I can't think of any drink which would be encouraged by the Spanish police force to a higher regard than a refreshing cold GMT. I know.
[00:05:34]  It's the Spanish way, it's the continental way.
[00:05:36]  Absolutely. Cheers. Drink up, Mike.
[00:05:41]  There's no free pass on this one.
[00:05:42]  And the Benidorm. The height of class.
[00:05:46]  And you can drink and drive. You can drink and film.
[00:05:48]  Booze and cruise. Exactly.
[00:05:50]  I like to drive my booze and cruise.
[00:05:54]  Hello. Hi.
[00:05:56]  España es una sociedad falida.
[00:06:00]  Thank you. See?
[00:06:03]  See my fucking balls.
[00:06:05]  I'm sure.
[00:06:06]  That's the chat where I command you on.
[00:06:15]  Tap. Tap. Use the tick-tock to tap the gears in.
[00:06:18]  That's how all the pros do it. That's how they do it in the F1.
[00:06:22]  Real private.
[00:06:23]  I'm gonna go pay for my waste.
[00:06:26]  España es un sociedad falida.
[00:06:33]  I'm pronouncing it right.
[00:06:35]  So I guess after the big chunks of pints.
[00:06:43]  Go to www.Flydreamers.com Go cart. Google go cart and find a way.
[00:06:46]  Closed Sunday. Same as the spa was closed.
[00:06:56]  Failed society.
[00:06:58]  That's on Sunday things are closed.
[00:07:00]  And this famous spa hotel had to be closed on Sunday.
[00:07:04]  On all days, Sunday's the day we want to go to the fucking spa.
[00:07:08]  Failed society.
[00:07:10]  Actually quite nice.
[00:07:12]  Little baby.
[00:07:24]  Good girl.
[00:07:26]  Okay, so what did you say?
[00:07:36]  Hello, I'm interested in the Segway tour for four people.
[00:07:38]  Sorry, only available tomorrow.
[00:07:41]  Also on Wednesday.
[00:07:44]  I'll respond to him, don't worry.
[00:07:47]  I know Spanish.
[00:07:48]  I hope he gets the message.
[00:07:52]  I'm walking.
[00:07:55]  Can we go upstairs?
[00:07:56]  Yeah.
[00:07:57]  Upstairs in the restaurant.
[00:07:59]  Yeah.
[00:08:00]  In the restaurant, it's from 7 o'clock.
[00:08:02]  Open for 7?
[00:08:03]  Yeah.
[00:08:04]  Failed society.
[00:08:05]  Yeah, we have a bar if you want to do something, it's okay.
[00:08:09]  A bar?
[00:08:10]  Alright, just say the bar will come back in 20 minutes.
[00:08:13]  Yeah?
[00:08:14]  Yeah, right here.
[00:08:15]  Alright, tell you tomorrow. I'm not gonna come in.
[00:08:17]  20 minutes ago, we went to check in.
[00:08:20]  She said it's going to take a little bit to check in three minutes.
[00:08:22]  Let me see. 22 minutes, I went over there.
[00:08:26]  Are you ready? Not yet.
[00:08:27]  still frantically pressing buttons on a computer.
[00:08:29]  We finished our work, which is classified.
[00:08:40]  We're in Benidorm, which is obviously famous for its top quality nightclub.
[00:08:45]  In 1975.
[00:08:47]  The best of Britain come here.
[00:08:49]  They don't. They're scum of England.
[00:08:52]  I think we go out and make Mike drink until he throws up.
[00:08:57]  Mike is my bad luck charm.
[00:08:58]  In a place like Benidorm, as terrible as it is, it's going to be far worse than Mike.
[00:09:05]  Sorry, Mike. As you know, Andrew and myself are classy guys.
[00:09:09]  Classy millennials are hanging out in the finest places.
[00:09:12]  However, English people have a reputation for when they go on holiday, becoming the biggest scumbags on Earth.
[00:09:19]  And we're in scumbag-centric.
[00:09:21]  So tonight, I'm going to show you how English people do holidays in Bellador.
[00:09:26]  I'm not a millionaire tonight.
[00:09:27]  I'm not just a tape.
[00:09:28]  I'm not classy. I'm English.
[00:09:31]  Prepare yourself. That looks scary.
[00:09:38]  Remember this move from the EasyJet flight.
[00:09:40]  Works so well in New England.
[00:09:44]  Spain's failed society.
[00:09:47]  Back in the day, EasyJet didn't use to issue seat numbers.
[00:09:50]  You used to have to get on the plane and just sit down where you liked.
[00:09:53]  So me and Andrew would sit in the back with a seat in between us and look big and mean like this.
[00:09:59]  And every single time, unless the flight was totally fully booked, no one would sit in the middle of us and we got extra space.
[00:10:05]  That was our move.
[00:10:07]  We're poor today.
[00:10:08]  300 euros alcohol.
[00:10:10]  I'm going to get a drink.
[00:10:40]  He does think he's boss. He's stuck up.
[00:10:43]  He's stuck up. He looks a bit stuck up.
[00:10:46]  He's only boss from Romania.
[00:10:49]  He's stuck up. That's a big one.
[00:10:52]  We want that one. No one's married, but he's married.
[00:10:55]  I know, but I am too. That one's stuck up.
[00:10:57]  We need to wake up. I don't fucking have to say anything.
[00:11:05]  I bought the 50.
[00:11:18]  I have the 50 cent.
[00:11:24]  I do worry. Get your ass out!
[00:11:32]  I'm gonna get your ass out!
[00:11:35]  Thank you, thank you. He understood it was time to get a tick.
[00:11:38]  He used to give me what I desire.
[00:11:42]  Don't worry, don't worry, I am worried.
[00:11:48]  Germany is a failed society.
[00:11:50]  I've never been to Germany.
[00:11:51]  Don't go, that's it. Worst history in Europe.
[00:11:53]  Who do you get in the next year? I'm not in the next year.
[00:11:57]  I'm just putting this anywhere.
[00:12:00]  I see you later.
[00:12:02]  See you and it's Tuesday.
[00:12:07]  I'm coming, I'm coming.
[00:12:11]  Well, dream more or I'm gonna fit in.
[00:12:13]  Why don't you ladies finish your puns?
[00:12:15]  You're getting embarrassing.
[00:12:17]  I voted against this shit.
[00:12:18]  Just on the fucking record shit.
[00:12:21]  The worst night of my life.
[00:12:24]  Horrible. Mike's having a good time.
[00:12:29]  At least...
[00:12:31]  I'm visiting the fuck man zoo.
[00:12:33]  What a break he's making.
[00:12:40]  No, those things look like they're sliding around.
[00:12:42]  There's a single metal bar running from top to bottom.
[00:12:45]  Guaranteed, those things just made to the illusion of...
[00:12:47]  Oh, there's a circle. Oh, really?
[00:12:50]  I'm not a walker.
[00:12:52]  I'm a waver.
[00:12:54]  That's it. That's it.
[00:12:58]  Thank you.
[00:13:00]  Thank you.
[00:13:02]  We're the Magic Spaniards.
[00:13:07]  Are you afraid?
[00:13:13]  He's afraid
[00:13:15]  Oh

=== Five Minutes Of Irony (00:20) ===

[00:14:01]  Play the funny For five minutes I had fun in there.
[00:14:09]  For five minutes. Very ironically.
[00:14:12]  Everyone else was there actually having a good time.
[00:14:16]  It was like a joke.
[00:14:17]  But they're all like, actually enjoying it.
[00:14:21]  Jesus Christ.