TODAY: We take a look at the issues plaguing this years burning man including floods, disease, and a swarm of desert shrimp? Also: we explore the offerings of Pete's Pranks, a webstore where you can buy a mail-prank for your friend that says he's gay, or that he donated to the Biden Harris campaign, or that the local Sheriff is coming to take his guns. Finally: We explore a bizarrely lib 2018 album from Hardcore legends Sick of it All, with woke (?) songs like Deep State, Bad Hombres, and That Crazy White Boy Shit Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for instant access to this episode and hundreds others, directly in your podcast app or browser, for only $5/month
Do you know anyone that would lose their absolute mind if they received this Joe Biden re-election donation confirmation in the mail?
This is great.
Absolutely.
I know several people that would lose their fucking mind if they got a blue mailer in the mail that said on the back in like print at home level quality.
Like you bought some a multi-pack of those Avery print at home labels and you just found you got the square ones and wrote contribution receipt, membership, colon, gold amount, colon, $250 a month.
Thank you for your support.
And that was like the seal over the flap on the mailer.
I would I would my first thought would be this is legit.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
This is they got my information again.
What's funny about this?
OK, this this really this kind of relies on somebody else seeing someone else's mail.
It's $30 a month.
That's the only real way to be good.
But I, I actually love Pete.
I think Pete might be on our side.
I think Pete might be a master of the grift.
I went to his website right now and he's got a few of these.
Go, go, go to Pete's Pranks dot com right now.
Well, maybe don't, because maybe I want to get you.
Oh, no, I don't know about the prank.
Maybe I want to prank you, Mark.
Yeah, you've lost the element of surprise.
Pranks for everyone.
Q Ship, thanks for booking your gay cruise.
Yes.
So good.
I want to book you for the gay cruise, Tony.
Let me see.
I want to go to the gay Q cruise.
Yeah, it's called Q Ship, but I guess the Q is for queer, not for QAnon.
I feel like some people would get doubly mad about this.
Quote, who the fuck sent me this?
Prank your friends with this gay cruise confirmation packet.
What's in the fucking packet?
Is it this?
Yeah, Pete's pranks.
Dude, look at Pete!
Pete looks amazing.
Pete looks like the bad guy from Big Lebowski.
Yeah, exactly.
He looks like Big Lebowski, right?
I don't know what Big Lebowski looks like.
I think it's the same actor.
I've only seen Big Lebowski once or twice.
But yeah, he looks like an old, old fat man with gaps in his teeth.
It's amazing.
But he's wearing a suit.
He looks great.
He looks awesome.
I love Pete.
And it's like, I guess, a page ad that's in your mailer, your prank mailer that you received.
And it says Pete's Pranks.
You have been pranked.
Someone sent you a prank mailer.
To see if they left you a message, visit www.messages.peetspranks.com.
I wonder if we can get a generic message.
Scroll down, because there's responses.
There are reviews.
There are reviews.
Ledge says, imagine if the cop who beat the ding dong didger receive one of these pranks.
Yeah, they're sent anonymously, right?
Yeah, please, please.
My safety's on the line here.
I'm sending it to one of my really awful friends.
He's gonna give Pete a rough ride until he gives me your home address.
He's gonna go find Pete.
We must protect Pete at all costs.
Listen, this Robbie says great prank.
I sent this to my ex boss at work.
The whole factory laughed their heads off and actually thought he was gay.
Ha ha ha ha.
He didn't know who was from that will teach him that he can't treat people bad.
Wow.
This is like a real dirty work situation, a real slobs versus snobs.
And, you know, he the working man finally got his revenge by calling his boss the F slur in front of the entire shop.
I like hope that actually, he got a phone call.
Rob, you'll never, you'll never guess who's gay.
You'll never guess who's gay.
See?
Yeah, the boss is gay.
We were right.
He's super gay, we gotta pack it.
We were right the whole time.
He fired you because what you wrote on the bathroom stall was true.
It was true.
He's going on a cruise about it.
Now, I can see being gay, but being so gay you gotta cruise about it?
Oh, one star from Hannah, never delivered.
That is the saddest short story ever written.
Pete's pranks never delivered.
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