"The rabies vaccine is just another globalist billionaire BigPharma cash grab"
Today we look at Trace Cyrus's comments about Only Fans models, and Alexander remembers the time he saw Trace's shitty band Metro Station open for Buckcherry and a couple even worse bands Also, a new survey suggests HALF of dog owners are now concerned about giving their pet a rabies vaccine, and we tracked them down. Finally, we dive into Witches for Trump, an assortment of facebook pages fighting back against the liberal/progressive "PLAYgans" and their more coherent worldview. NY (9/10) TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS: https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes directly in your podcast app or browser.
Someone just replied to my Jimmy Buffett story saying, said, bro, I got to take you to a Dave show then.
And I said, I'm not into scat play.
All right.
That's good.
I think it's just one of those things you should open your mind to.
You should just be able to like be opening to experiencing, be open to experiencing.
That's for sure a show.
If I got like a free ticket or even like a very cheap ticket, I would for sure go.
In a heartbeat.
I've gone to way worse shows for free.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
I went to, it's so funny that fucking Trey Cyrus is back in the news.
Because he's, uh, he was like, yeah, the reason I don't have a wife is because of OnlyFans, or whatever he said.
Yeah, something like that, yeah.
I could totally get one, I just don't want one, because they all did OnlyFans.
Wait, what was, what's the connection there?
Did you see him?
Yeah, I've seen Trey Cyrus.
Well, I saw him behind a merch booth, I didn't actually see his set.
Uh, he has a band called Metro Station that fucking suck ass.
Oh, that's that's I remember hearing that name and like I immediately just got triggered and saw like the worst hair possible.
It's just like that the worst combination of like post-crunk core electronic wannabe popular not you know like obviously trying to have a breakout.
Dance hit or whatever, but just never went fucking anywhere.
I saw him on a bill with Attila falling in reverse Metro station and Maybe another band that I don't remember.
There had to be at least four bands.
Just, yeah.
An astoundingly bad show.
My girlfriend at the time, she helped run Riverside Municipal Auditorium's food staff, bar staff side of it.
And so she had like a stack like a stack of tickets that They were just trying to give them away so people would come and buy alcohol at the bar.
That's so funny.
And then I just took like 20 of them because I thought it would be funny to have 20 tickets to the worst show in existence.
You're absolutely right though.
They played a I think it was I think it's falling in reverse.
Their, like, big song was The Drug In Me Is You or something.
And they didn't have enough time to fill out their, like, second slot set.
So they played The Drug In Me Is You three times in a row.
That's insane.
I was dying, dude.
It was the best experience.
Oh, Buck Cherry!
Buck Cherry headlined!
That makes sense.
That makes way more sense why you would have gone then.
I almost forgot.
I'm like, this is funny, but like that really seals it.
That's so funny.
It was Buck Cherry headlining.
And so I... Man, such a good performance from Buck Cherry.
I think I've talked about it on ButtFest 2000.
I think I remember you talking about Buckcherry, but I didn't realize this was all the same show.
This was all the same show, and... Insane.
At Buckcherry's merch booth, they had a dildo, a Buckcherry brand dildo, that I don't... I didn't say that it was molded after the singer's cock.
But it had like their logo on it, like a sexy girl.
Awesome.
Kind of like a crazy town-esque mudflap girl on it.
I have a photo of that somewhere on my Instagram from 10 years ago.
I'm guessing it was just too expensive to buy as a joke.
Right.
Well, let me finish the story.
So I didn't go with the The Buckcherry Dildo, but I did go with the signed drum skin.
The signed drum head.
That's why you have that, okay.
They were selling for 50 bucks, and I said, what about 40?
Will you take 40 bucks?
Yeah.
And they were like, okay.
Sure, yeah.
That's so funny.
I love that.
I didn't have the guts to, like, try and get a photo with them while holding it.
I was like, they're gonna know I'm fucking with them.
There's, like, no way!
Like, I don't look- I don't look like anybody else here.
I'm not gonna be able to keep a straight face, but I do have- You could've easily been like, oh, this is for my mom.
I'm gonna send this picture to my mom.
My mom knows you guys.
Yeah, they weren't around or else I probably would have jumped at that opportunity.
I would have had to, like, make their merch person go get them.
So I was like, I don't know about this.
But I did see Trey Cyrus from across the, like, carpeted, you know, foyer area where the band merch was just encased in a cloud of vape smoke.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
He has so many wings tattooed on him.
Like, just at a glance, you can see, like, six sets of wings tattooed on him.
Well, I mean, that's actually more biblically accurate.
If you read the scripture.
Hey, uh, just to be real annoying, can you reset your mic before we start?
Yeah.
Thanks.
So many things I have to do twice.
You know?
Like, it's not just so many things I have to do.
There's, like, so many things I have to do again every time.
Check.
One, two.
Sounding good.
Cool.
No reason for that to be the case, but great.
It's funny because it actually hasn't done that in a while, I feel like.
I feel like I haven't had to deal with that for a while.
Yeah, that's good.
I just hoped you were getting stronger as a person.
Not needing to bother me with every little thing, you know?
If this stays in the episode, it's not my fault that I have to reset this stuff.
It's both websites.
It's both OBS does this to me and the website we use for the call.
I just have to exit the call and re-enter the call every time now, or else Tony gets an echo.
Which is a new thing.
Have to reset my mic or else it gets all staticky for Tony as well.
You think, like, Tony being the one who hears all this stuff, it would be his problem to fix, but no, it's mine.
It's for me to do.
Typical.
Typical.
It's actually pretty on par for the way this ship runs.
You ready to go?
I sure am.
The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone awry.
Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist-phonia today.
So stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
- I don't know if you guys can show you exactly, but we'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're in the little swimming deserts.
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Stay tuned. - All right, I'm Alexander Edward, And I'm Tony Boswell.
We are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending, dog vaccines are responsible, and we're dog-umenting it.
What's up, everybody?
It's your show for the week.
Thanks so much for joining us.
It is a new month, and you know what that means?
This weekend, we will be in New York City at Littlefield Venue.
Littlefield Playhouse.
Littlefield Epicenter.
Whatever the title, whatever the honorific of the Littlefield Venue is, that's where we'll be at.
September 10th, baby.
This weekend.
That's right.
This Sunday, come out.
Yes, come through, it's going to be awesome.
It's going to be the Littlefield Thunderdome when we're in there.
Come through, we want to see your faces there.
It's going to be fucking awesome.
Potdam America, Antifada, Whole Squad, Rax King coming through.
Rax King on the lineup.
I don't know if I've said that on the show yet.
Very excited to announce Rax King will be joining us on stage this night as well.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Excited for it.
We're cooking up something special for everybody.
Hope to see you there.
Ticket links in this episode's description.
And then next Tuesday we'll be in Philadelphia.
So this Sunday, New York.
Tuesday after that, we will be in Philadelphia, September 12th, with Well, There's Your Problem and Antifada again.
Man, we're so excited.
It's such a cool venue.
Franklin Music Hall.
Excited to be there.
Excited to hang out with our Philadelphia brethren.
And, you know, there'll be a lot of representation for Well, There's Your Problem.
So if you're an MDC listener in Philadelphia, you've got to show up.
Yeah you gotta pull up it's gonna be awesome and honestly like even if you don't want to like see us in person or even hear like the live show you need a ticket to come through and get the exclusive merch which is which is gonna be that's it's worth buying a ticket to buy a shirt I'm gonna tell you that much you're gonna want to do it I promise you Forgot to mention this on the show.
We got a brand new shirt that's already been printed and waiting for us in New York.
My hotel is doing like a really cool old fashioned hotel thing where I can have stuff delivered to them and they take care of it for me.
The guy who answered the phone, I was like, hey, you know, I got something that's coming sooner than I thought it would be.
Can you hold on to it for like a week or it's gonna be like two weeks now?
And he's all, Of course, baby, you're family now.
Family with us.
And I was like, shit, all right, man.
I'm gonna hold you down.
This is Brooklyn, baby.
I'm gonna take care of you.
I love that.
Not that I didn't trust that guy.
I also called back two other times to confirm with two other people that they had received our boxes of, yeah, brand new design.
I think people are going to like this one.
It's pretty good.
It'll be exclusively available at our New York and Philly shows first, and then if there's anything left, it'll go up online.
But, I don't know.
Even more incentive to come out, I think.
Yeah, yeah, definitely pull up.
We just want to see ya.
We just want to see all the Minion Death Commandos out there.
Not me.
I want the lights on stage to be so bright that I don't have to look at another human being.
I'm not even going to look at you guys.
I'll just stand in front of you.
You can just stand with your back towards the crowd facing me.
Boy, I hope they got a good bathroom at Littlefield because I'm probably going to destroy it five minutes before we go on stage.
We're going to recreate the Pepto-Bismol picture.
That's my favorite picture of you of all time.
Yeah, portrait of an artist.
Alright, on with the show.
Again, links in this episode's description for both the New York and Philly show.
Come out, come see us.
We love you.
Bye.
Moving on.
Did you see this in the- Real quick.
Hey, something just happened and it's worse than it's been so I need you to do your mic one more time.
Oh my god.
Alright, I'm keeping- It just happened like right now.
I'm keeping this in so people know my pain.
Like I can't even hear you.
Check.
Hey, 1-2.
Cool.
Hello.
Now you're back.
You're good.
Alright.
I was gonna say something inflammatory about Drake to see if you could hear me.
I mean, I'd allow it.
Hey, they better hope that album doesn't come out next weekend while I'm on vacation.
That's gonna be a problem.
Whole Patreon's gonna have to bail me out.
Okay, did you see this in the news, Tony?
Uh, half?
HALF of dog owners now hesitant about vaccinating their dogs.
Goddammit.
Parentheses, including against rabies.
And a third think it could give their pooches AUTISM!
Like... Like, what the fuck, people?
The puppies always are the ones that suffer.
You know?
There's gonna be a parvo outbreak.
Shit rolls downhill, man.
This is terrible.
Now I can't take my... I had to homeschool my kid, and now I can't take my kid to the dog park.
I can't take my dog child to the dog park.
You probably can't take your real child to the dog park either if nobody's getting their rabies shots.
Very true.
Very true.
Probably not a good idea.
Yeah, no, I love... What if, Tony?
You know, I'm just asking questions.
What if the vaccine does give my dog dog autism?
It's like, you know, then the real issue here is, you know, even if your dog does get dog autism, are you going to love it any less?
Right.
That's, that's pretty fucked up.
You know, it's, it's, it's, I mean, A sweet little autistic dog.
How could you even be scared of that?
It's almost a missed opportunity.
It's like sniffing your ass and just coming up with a blank.
This is...
This is more evidence of how anti-science these people are because we all know it's been like well established and well known for decades now that dogs have ADHD.
Cats have autism.
Yes, everybody does.
Exactly.
Like, I mean, and the proof is, I mean, you just posted a picture of beautiful Geezy today.
My little angel, that's right.
More dog owners are concerned over vaccinating their pooches in the wake of COVID, a survey suggests.
Boston University researchers who questioned 2,200 people found half raised concerns over whether mandating shots for diseases like rabies was necessary.
It is just like, I don't know if.
Like, I understand a general distrust of the government.
Totally.
What is the plan behind giving your dog a vaccine?
Is it to make your dog more obedient?
Is your dog more obedient?
I think you can fairly answer that question that he's not.
What is the ulterior motive behind the government here trying to vaccinate your dog?
Yeah, to track your dog, I mean, are you not putting a chip in your dog now, too?
Probably not.
They're probably not doing that for sure.
I don't want people to know where my canine is.
Yeah, no, I don't want to put a chip in my dog because not all dogs go to heaven, Tony.
If you put a chip in one, it's fucked.
It's the mark of the beast.
And it doesn't matter that you're getting it on a beast, it's still bad for them.
And if my dog runs away, that's on my- that's called free will, okay?
That's what- God gave us that.
If my dog gets out and gets scared and runs away, and I never get that dog again, that's- that's- God gave that dog the right to do that.
It kind of proves your dog's not a sheep.
Exactly.
It kind of proves that my dog is in fact a wolf.
It's a wolf.
Um...
Okay, nearly 40% said they feared vaccines could give their dogs autism despite there being no scientific evidence that this was a risk.
In fact, it's such not a risk that it's impossible.
It doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist at all.
You know what sucks?
You know what really sucks?
There is somebody out there right now who is like, well, my kid has autism and I vaxxed them, so I'm definitely not going to vax my dog because I don't want to do to my dog what I did to my kid.
Yeah.
That's like a real thing that's happening.
I don't want my dog to become obsessed with pet Peppa the Pig.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't want my dog to get really into trains.
I don't want my dog to have any special interests, alright?
My dog needs to be bored as fuck.
Yeah, I don't want my dog to need to be pet.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Um...
Well, it's, I don't know, maybe you could give your dog autism and then he'll want you to squeeze him like you're Temple Grandin.
Like he's Temple Grandin.
Because I want to squeeze my dog, but he doesn't like being squoze.
But if you give him autism, then he'll love it.
That's what I learned from that movie.
A third said they were not medically necessary.
How could you say that?
Like, honestly, you have to be I don't know.
No, just like, man, I try not to be incendiary or too mean, but like to just flat out say, no, vaccines aren't medical...
Dog vaccines are not medically necessary.
Like, what are you basing that on?
Like, you have to know that's your gut opinion, right?
You have to know that that's your gut talking.
Like, a sensible person would acknowledge that they don't know.
That would be like the most sensible response is, I don't know.
So, I turn to people who have actually, who actually like, the freaks in society, frankly, who want to study this stuff and devote their life to it.
Blessed are those people, because I could not be bothered to do it.
Well, they're also thinking, their logic is, why would I need to get my dog a rabies vaccine?
When's the last time you saw a dog with rabies?
Yeah, um... That's their logic.
It's like, well, there's a reason why.
There's a reason why dogs aren't getting rabies anymore.
So I have a response right here from... This was from the... What's the website called?
It's called like...
Defending children or like children's medical defense?
Something like that?
.org?
Yeah, sounds right.
Which by the way means nothing.
I own a .org just for funsies.
You can just do that.
You don't have to like qualify for it.
I think you can't like profit off of it, right?
No, you could just buy a domain though.
You could just buy a domain that says org and it doesn't matter.
See, another example of our government not being harsh enough.
Not being totalitarian or authoritarian enough.
They shouldn't, you shouldn't be allowed to do that, Tony.
You should go to prison for trying to do that.
Um, but yeah, no, this comment, there was a comment section because they reposted this, but they framed it as more, more COVID skeptics are waking up and that's, you know, uh, being manifested in, in this way in, in, in the veterinarian's office.
Um, And then they just linked to like a Bloomberg article about it.
So they didn't actually write there.
They're just kind of like aggregating different pharma news.
But there was a comment section.
Abused taxpayer says.
Regarding the rabies vaccine, if rabies was so rampant in the wild, there wouldn't be any wild animals left.
This is just another globalist billionaire big pharma cash grab.
Yeah, rabies is just part of the master plan of the globalists, is rabies.
This is so fucking funny.
The logic here is so wild, because rabies is a thing.
You can't deny that rabies is a thing.
Rabies exists.
How do you think FDR wound up in that wheelchair?
Was it rabies?
Yeah, he got bitten by a rabid- he got bitten by a rab- uh, Teddy Roosevelt's rabid teddy bear.
No way.
From- from the White House, that's how- no, Tony, he- it was a pol- it was a polio.
Okay, I thought- I thought- I didn't know they were- I thought maybe, you know- Just making a polio vaccine joke.
Maybe I didn't know something about rabies.
That's- that's so funny, like- like- Rabies exists, and it's brutal, and it's- it's like a death sentence for the most part.
It's like, what are you talking about?
Yes, Big Pharma is interested in profits and money, just like any private company, which sounds like another argument for taking it out of the private sector, removing the profit motive from the equation.
I don't think rabies vaccines are like the number one or even in the top 10 income generators for big pharma.
Like, because, OK, a lot of people have dogs.
You got to get your dog the rabies vaccine.
A lot of people don't do that.
And even if you do, it's like once a year and the vaccines like 50 bucks or something like that.
I don't know.
Not a lot of money.
Doesn't seem like a great take world domination scheme to me.
I just looked it up and they need to get the numbers up.
There's still about 5,000 animal rabies cases reported in the U.S.
every year.
And that's animal cases.
There's still about 5,000 every year, and it's funny where it seems to be pretty regional for the most part, looking at this map.
But it's like, if that was the case, it would be doing better than that.
And it for sure would be affecting places like Washington, where it seems to be like there's hardly any... Yeah, it's not... The reason you get a rabies vaccine isn't because it's rampant.
That's, you know, it does from time to time become rampant in different ecosystems or different communities.
The reason you give your dog the rabies vaccine is because rabies is a horrible thing to get, and it's fatal for humans.
If you do not get treatment for rabies within, like, whatever, a couple days, a day or two, I think it is, from being bitten by rabies, you die.
There's no cure for it.
And isn't the treatment an insane series of shots into your stomach, right?
I think that's it, too.
Well, I'm going to gamble.
I'm going to gamble, okay?
I don't want to take the one shot for my dog, I guess, in this situation.
I don't want my dog to take one shot.
I'd rather take 20 into my stomach.
That's right, dude!
It's the meme of the U.S.
- I'm not a soldier with his arms outstretched, but it's me as a dog owner taking 10 of the rabies cure shots so he doesn't have to take one of them.
- Yeah, in the belly. - I love that.
And like, it sucks because then when, and like the whole thing about when you get rabies, you can't even truly diagnose rabies until you look in their brain.
Yeah, or it's like the fastest way to do it or something.
Yeah, the offending animal, you have to like have have their head on a platter.
It's cool, man.
Like you should you should you probably should give your dog a rabies shot just in case he bites someone in somebody and you don't have a rabies vaccination record.
So they chop your your dog's head off and cut open his brain.
Yeah, they got to do it.
That's a really good point.
More from the is there anything else in this article?
Vaccine skepticism is on the rise following COVID mandates with few fewer parents coming forward to get their children's shots against dangerous diseases like measles.
Experts say this could bring back once nearly eradicated illnesses.
Yeah, it rocks so hard that like one of the greatest inventions in human history.
Is now, people are voluntarily turning it down.
People are turning against it because of reactionary politics.
It's funny too, didn't we learn that, didn't we learn that dogs were getting COVID too?
Like dogs get COVID, it was affecting them differently, but dogs could get and spread COVID.
Yeah, I don't remember that.
Yeah, I don't remember that early in the pandemic Yeah, I had no I had my dog kenneled to avoid that My dog's still isolated My dog's still in isolation right now.
They almost need to just, like, rebrand it.
Like, they need to... They need to not call them vaccines anymore.
They need to call them things like, um... Like, immunity boosters.
And just, like, don't tell them there's real vaccines in it.
Just tell them there's turmeric in it.
What you need to do is have AI generate an image of a bunch of white blood cells wearing tactical, like, night vision goggles and, you know, plate carriers and all that, and that's how you advertise it.
You advertise it as, like, an alpha boost for your immune system.
Yeah.
Are you alpha boosted?
Are you ready for war?
The war inside?
Yeah, yeah.
Just call it literally Alpha Boost.
What if you can get a plate carrier made for your immune system?
What if you can get a bulletproof backpack for your immune system?
Yeah, infectious disease comes into your, quote, house.
Try to creep around seeing what it can get away with damaging and stealing when, what's this, a Roomba full of Alpha Boost enters the room and explodes and Merc sends that motherfucker back to hell?
Yeah.
Thank us later.
They like, they hate the movie Osmosis Jones.
They like think that movie was just put out by Satan.
Bad movie except for the Kid Rock song in it where he talks about how he likes to have sex with young girls.
Is that a thing?
Yeah, he says he likes them young, like he likes them illegal, I think he says.
You haven't seen this?
I don't remember that being in the movie.
Kid Rock, Osmosis Jones.
Cool Daddy Cool lyrics.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Here, Kid Rock, Josie.
Now, some people say my mind's blown.
I'm coolin' like a snow cone.
On my cell phone, I'm pagey.
Can't call me, just page me.
Young ladies, young ladies.
I like them underage, see?
Whoa.
Whoa, and then he's, whoa!
Some say that's statutory, parentheses, but I say it's mandatory.
Fuck.
So it's not just statutory rape, it's also forcible.
It's the other kind of rape as well.
And we're over here, you know, giving Leonardo DiCaprio shit, and this guy's over here still saying, no, it's mandatory for them to be, like, that's wild to use the term that is the law for it in the lyric.
That is fucking... Wild.
Some say it's illegal, but I say it's real cool.
I say it's the only way.
It's my only option.
Somebody's annotated this because we're on Genius.com.
Somebody's annotated this line.
In this lyric, Kid Rock sings about his love for underage girls and statutory rape.
It's also a double entendre because this song was featured in a kids movie and Kid Rock doing a song for it shows just how much he loves children.
Jesus.
Shout out to whoever did that annotation.
Yeah, I'm going to upvote that one real quick.
That's wild.
That's great.
It's great.
What a cool guy.
Him and Ted Nugent, man, they got a lot in common.
Yep.
Yep.
They're there.
I'm surprised they haven't like done a tour together.
Let's get to responses.
You can't go to Facebook for responses to this because you literally can't even search the article on Facebook because it contains the word vaccine.
Because it contains the truth?
About dogs and vaccines?
I said a while like a month ago or a couple months ago about how Twitter is becoming the new Facebook because you can post stuff on Twitter that you just can't post on Facebook anymore.
And the vaccine skepticism stuff is like so rigorously policed by Facebook because they know they let it get out of hand, you know, and just general misinformation and all that stuff.
You can't even, like you might be able to post it and then get a blurb at the bottom that says it's fake news.
You might be able to do that, but you'll never be able to search for it.
You'll never be able to find it intentionally.
All that stuff just has to be organically shared among people to spread, and even then, Facebook probably covers the image of the meme you're looking at, and you have to click through to see it or whatever.
But you go to Twitter, and it's right there for you.
Nice.
Carl Vernon.
Quotes this article and says, turns out when you push someone too far, they will never trust you again.
I mean, yeah, that's obviously that's true.
And by push too far, they mean like.
Suggests heavily you get a vaccine.
Right, well, okay, so there were, like, vaccine mandates to a certain extent, right?
There's, like, to go into a private business, you had to show your vax card.
Or to go to a concert, you had to show your vaccine history.
And then if you want to enroll your kids in school, public school, you have to get them vaccinated.
They have to have certain vaccines, probably with some exceptions, you know, because of for medical reasons or religious reasons.
I don't know.
But.
It's funny that.
I don't know, this is probably already been discussed at length by other people, but it's just it's funny that.
We just refuse to listen to the government at all.
I mean, unless it's like things about property rights or just the, whatever the, uh, license to kill that every police officer has, except for that.
Yeah.
There's just no such thing as a good government recommendation anymore for like a huge chunk of the population.
I'm not sure why that is.
I feel like it just has to do with the rights radicalization in general.
It's probably also due to just the failures of the government in implementing these programs and also stuff coming to light about what the government has done to people with, you know, medical testing or involuntary testing or just like, you know, the government's response to the AIDS crisis and stuff like that.
That's obviously probably a big part of it.
Which is so funny that like a lot of these people are like cishet white people.
Yeah, and also anti-gay.
You know, they'll throw that out there to try and win an argument with a liberal, but they like that Ronald Reagan was laughing at the queers dying in the 1980s.
Tuskegee was worth it.
I also think you have to, as I don't know, in the face of like everything we've seen, at least in my lifetime, of The government failing to hold powerful people in check and failing to like do what people who believe in the government, what people who believe we should have a state think the government should do.
We've seen this government not do that for 20 years, you know, refuse to hold powerful people accountable, refuse to help its own people.
You know, the majority of people of working people.
So, I think more and more people are okay with government intervention on behalf of regular people.
I feel like trickle-down economics is now part of our vernacular, because it's a joke that we all recognize didn't work, right?
And so, in the face of all this evidence, like it's anecdotal evidence, but there's also plenty of statistical evidence, That the government hasn't gone far enough in so many ways.
Your only reaction to that as the right wing is like, well, I think the government should do even less than what Bush did.
Like that's your only response to it because you can't argue for what Bush did because everybody hates what Bush did.
Everybody, everybody except the fucking bankers and war profiteers.
Hate what Bush did.
You know?
So you can't be in that central lane anymore.
Because it's fucking... It's a joke.
You're a joke, if you are.
I mean, I fell for weapons of mass destruction.
I am not going to fall for weapons of microbial destruction.
I'm not going to fall for that.
Okay.
I guess you could look at it that way, too.
I'm sure that's what they're thinking.
That's totally the logic they're taking, is what I just said.
But I just, I, like I think about when, like war rations, when people had to ration food for World War II.
Mm-hmm.
Like people are freaking out about imaginary climate crisis rations.
People are making up the idea of rations to scare everybody else into becoming even more insane.
And it's like, no, rations can like help save a society.
Rations are actually like sometimes a very necessary and like the morally correct thing to do.
But these people are so far radicalized and so far gone, like they would never they would just convince themselves that whatever reason behind the idea of rationing was a lie.
And again, if you're dealing with like half measured liberal capitalist governments, You can look at all the excesses of wealth that that generates, that a liberal capitalistic system generates, and rightfully say, why should I have to ration when they're sitting on millions and trillions of dollars?
But if your politics aren't, like, class-based, then it just becomes, oh, the Jews are the ones sitting on the billions of dollars, or the LGBTQ mafia are the ones sitting on top of the billions of dollars, or whatever.
Yeah, so I don't know.
It's just, like, I don't know if all of that is a reason for anti-vax sentiment now spreading down to very, like the very... I don't know, American thing of getting your dog shots?
Like going, taking your dog to the vet to get him his shots so he doesn't fucking kill your neighbor?
Yeah, and what's funny too is, you know, we talked about like...
The actual restrictions that were happening, people did require the vaccines and stuff like that to go to pubs.
So now if your dog gets sick, if your dog gets hit by a car and your dog's not vaccinated, they're probably going to be turned away at the vet.
That's a real thing and rightfully so.
Is that real?
I would imagine so.
I would, it would make sense.
Cause like, think about like, like, they're not, they're not like tracking your, your vet.
Cause like when I go into the vet, they're like, have your cats had your, their vaccines?
And I'm like, I don't know.
But these people would say no.
That's, that's the thing.
They would say no.
They would just be like, no.
Well then that's, I mean, that's a you problem.
It's yeah.
But you know what I mean?
Watch, it's gonna happen.
There's gonna be a stink.
They're gonna be like, they let my dog die.
They let my dog die because it wasn't vaccinated.
And they're gonna be like, your dog died from what you didn't vaccinate it against it for.
My dog, actually my dog was on the dog heart transplant list.
And then they removed him because he didn't get vaccinated.
All this really is, it's just virtue signaling.
It's another attempt for like dog moms to be seen as like human moms.
You know, they want to be more valid.
Look, I also put my dog in danger like you did with your kid.
I care for my dog as much as you care for your kid.
Yeah, a lot of people were like, yeah, I never gave my dogs vaccines and at 9 and 10, they're the picture of good health.
Also, they've had a raw diet their entire lives.
I'm like, well, that's why you're feeding them good food.
Like, you know, if you're, if you're a dog, the raw diet makes sense.
I think if you're a human, I don't know enough about the raw diet.
I'm just going to say it's probably not good for humans.
Just on a whim.
It's definitely not good for humans, but yeah, my, my, my dog, my dog even gets a nice, some nice little raw treats.
But it is like, I'm a vegan.
It is like these people who, yeah, fashion themselves hippies or whatever, get another way to like, yeah, virtue signal through their dog or like hippie signal.
How, how, well, you can't say woke anymore.
How awake they are.
Lots of interesting articles, or sorry, accounts.
Like this person who says, looks like Pharma killed their golden goose.
Save for the people in this thread.
They're all salivating over their upcoming seventh shots by the sound of it.
And then I went to his profile and his display name was too big to read on his tweet.
But if you go to his profile, it's CNNer.
So I don't know what that means.
Probably not the news network.
Maybe Connor without an O. Connor Mouse Emoji.
Not on your 7th shot emoji?
You're an anti-vaxxer.
That's his whole display name.
I like to think this person did get a shot and 5 boosts and then was like, that's enough.
And now I'm going to become very anti-it.
Yeah, damn.
Lucky motherfucker.
I only got to get like 3 shots.
I don't even think I got the 4th one.
Um, and then his bio says unbridled weaponized autism.
What has been asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence.
Twitmo class of 22.
So Twitmo, I just realized that's Gitmo for Twitter.
So he was in Twitter Gitmo by which I think he just means he couldn't use it.
Uh, of 2022.
Uh, thee slash thou slash thy slash thine.
That's his emojis.
Uh, and then he's got like the crying laughing emojis.
Sorry, those are his pronouns, but he has the crying laughing emojis.
Um, I just, the only thing I like about this is unbridled weaponized autism.
Yeah, what?
Um, why are you afraid of the vaccine then?
That's what I'm saying.
Is he saying because we... I said that they're weaponizing autism, right?
That's what we say.
Is he saying, yeah, and I don't give a fuck.
No.
Weaponized autism is a totally different thing.
It's a meme.
Weaponized autism is like what Pepe guys think got Trump elected.
Interesting.
They think weaponized autism is like meme magic because they call themselves, they just mean they're weird.
They just mean they're like weird little freaks online, which they consider synonymous with autism.
So they self-deprecatingly refer to themselves as weaponized autism.
They embrace it.
So you're just a poser.
You're just afraid of the real thing.
Not impressed.
This is a really long comment.
I won't read all of it, but the first part is great.
Caws, C-A-W-S says, My veterinarian was very concerned about the amount of aluminum in the shots building up and was doing hair follicle testing.
He died before I heard the results.
Who, the vet?
Would you say he died suddenly, Caws?
Wow.
I mean, I don't need to hear any more.
All I need to know is he was investigating it and then he died.
I mean, that's all the evidence I need.
I'll give him this because even saying that the aluminum buildup is more of a logical step than other things people say.
Yeah, I wouldn't know again.
Don't don't really care.
Don't have time to care about that He died before I heard the results.
Yeah, just it was a suicide.
He shot himself in the back of the head I have two I have lost two dogs as a direct result of quote vaccines and Ended up with a fat vet bill from trying to save them to no avail What no no you know you did you can't have dogs anymore You're not allowed to have dogs anymore.
Something is happening there.
Uh, no.
I've read online that hip degeneration is an effect of the dog vaccine.
Whatever it's called.
Rabies?
The rabies vaccine.
Direct result of the vaccine.
That makes it seem like he got the vaccine, he got home, and the dog died.
But then she says she has a fat bill trying to save them.
Do they perform an operation on your dog trying to stop the vaccine from getting further into the bloodstream?
What are you talking about?
Then I read about two wealthy families that lost two litters of healthy, expensive purebred puppies after their first set of shots.
Vet called Pfizer, who said it could not possibly be the shots.
They hired a postmortem with a specialist who determined that the strain of parvo that they died from did come from the vaccines and was not the quote wild type.
And I'm just going to stop reading there.
But yeah, like I are you sure it wasn't decades of inbreeding?
Yeah.
That caused those purebred puppies to, like, I don't know, that sort of fucking eugenics campaign is way, I don't know, way more awful to do to a dog than give them a vaccine.
And I'm sure there is some sort of thing where if you are, yeah, you're, you know, constantly inbreeding dogs and they are getting the same, like, Parvo vaccine and you're in a kennel, that that Parvo can locally, like, Mutate or whatever adapt to to get those puppies.
Yeah Yeah, I I see no suspicious puppy deaths those I think those were Those were on the up and up.
Last thing I wanted to read here from this article or from this, these responses was George Davos, who says, says right there that the vaccine slash autism connection has been debunked.
When did I miss the news that the connection has been debunked?
Because again, they're just aggregating other news.
So you get actual, like, Scientific data fed to these people for probably the first time, you know in in a year or longer And this guy's like it says that it's been debunked.
How has it been debunked?
I didn't hear about this loner Oh, oh, oh, oh wow loner NGR 88 mmm Don't like it.
Don't like it, for sure.
Yeah.
Anyway, they reply to George, who said, yeah, when did I miss the news that the connection has been debunked?
Loner replies, the article was from a mainstream source.
None of them can mention vaccines and autism without reiterating the whole debunked lie.
So I love it.
When did this get debunked?
How did I miss this?
Oh, don't worry, it was just in a mainstream paper.
You're not missing anything.
Yeah, they're also saying like, oh no, it's been around for a long time.
The lie has been around for a long time.
And it's like, well, if that's what you think it is, then yeah, it has been around for a long time.
It's so funny.
How come I've never heard about this?
It's because we don't want you to hear about this.
It's from a new source that you should not read.
Yeah.
That's why.
It's cause it's from the news, it's lies.
Come on now, you knew this.
I gotta piss and then we'll go to the next topic.
Okay, and when you come back you gotta reset your mic again.
Oh my god.
Alright,
so on my private Facebook page, my alt Facebook account that I use exclusively for content for this show, I've been collecting some pretty good Facebook pages and groups, and I thought we might just do like a classic MDC and I thought we might just do like a classic MDC segment where Examine a couple strange and off-putting Facebook groups And we'll just start here.
They're out.
They're all in the same vein.
This is all just gonna be three or so groups of Right-wing witches Yes.
Yes.
Awesome.
So we've covered pagan libertarians before And like, Pagan Pro-Life Libertarians, which is a fascinating group of people.
I don't remember the name of that episode, but if you search Pagan or Pro-Life in Minion Death Call, you might find it.
But, right here we have the Facebook page, GeoPagan.
Yes, get it?
Do you get it?
Because the P is Pagan?
Their profile pic is just the Republican elephant.
And the cover photo is where it really shines though.
Which is like...
Looks like they've taken maybe an image of a pot, like a real pot, a photograph, and then cut around it, and then added a drawn wood spoon, and then a drawn three-legged stool with a witch's hat, also drawn on top of it.
When I say drawn, I mean like drawn with your mouse on MS Paint.
Yeah, it looks like the MS Paint equivalent of something a kid in elementary school would cut out of felt.
Absolutely.
These are just constructed of rudimentary stripes with no depth whatsoever.
Looks like a South Park still or something.
Yeah, there you go.
GOP Pagan, the bio says, and this is where we get to find out, how can you be a GOP member and pagan at the same time?
Doesn't really make sense.
Let's get into it.
GOP Pagan's bio reads, attention, all conservative pagans!
GO Pagan is looking for you.
Are you a Wiccan and or pagan of any?
And then it cuts off because that's the character limit for your Facebook bio.
I just realized that it also says Go Pagan, which is like so sick.
That's pretty sick.
Dang.
Dang.
I hope they do some Reagan puns too.
So, GeoPagan has a substack, and I believe the Pagan Libertarian also had a blog that we read from, and they gave the Libertarian Pagan excuse for being pro-life.
They tried to make an argument for Libertarian Pagans being... Yeah, it's not hard.
You can't have a placenta without a baby, and the placenta is using so many spells and potions.
You need a child to fatten before you can eat them.
Exactly.
That's why, that's why.
The movie The Witch was famously a pro-life movie.
Yeah, absolutely.
So I went to gopagan.substack.com.
G-O-P-A-G-A-N.substack.com.
Nothing good.
Nothing even remotely interesting.
Bog standard, culture war, pro-Trump, indictment focused, focused on Hunter, focused on Biden.
Virtually zero difference between them and any normie Republican.
Which is to the point where this article is about how sad it is that Americans are losing faith.
That Americans are losing their Christian faith.
America and a belief in God are forever intertwined.
As Americans, we know that our rights do not come from government.
They come from our creator.
In italics, under creator.
It's pretty loose.
Like, what is the origin myth for pagans?
Do pagans believe in like one creator?
I don't know if they're monotheist.
I'm not sure.
Give me one second.
Isn't Mother Nature the creator if you're a pagan?
I don't know.
I guess because there's not a strict held pagan belief, although most pagans are polytheists, you can believe in a creator.
That sounds so cool.
I want to be a pagan that still believes in the Christian God.
Yeah, not all pagans are strictly polytheists.
Because think about it.
Many of them believe in a supreme deity.
You're being edgy, you're being an iconoclast.
By being pagan in the first place in this overwhelmingly Christian nation, how do you do better than that?
How do you go beyond that?
By also believing in God, which makes you an outcast or iconoclast or rebel within the pagan movement.
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta niche yourself out of friendships.
That's how it works.
You gotta tie yourself into such a contrarian knot that nobody wants to talk to you.
Yeah.
So this is my page, though.
These are my guys.
Oh, hell yeah.
Witches Against Biden-Harris.
Witches Against Biden-slash-Harris.
I fucking love this page.
So good.
They've just recently changed their profile pic and cover photo.
So, you know, we get to look at them.
But their bio says hexing Harris and jinxing Joe, binding Biden and cursing Kamala.
It's the magical persistence.
I think maybe maybe like.
If if you believe this, then this is a valid threat.
I think that maybe the FBI should think about embracing paganism and view this as a valid threat.
I love your witches against Biden-Harris, hexing Harris, jinxing Joe.
It sounds like you're doing a cheerleading routine for a high school football team called the Salem Witches.
Yeah, which sounds awesome.
Give me give me an eye of new.
Um, the there.
I've got spirits.
Yes we do!
Their avatar is the tower tarot.
You know the tarot card with the tower and it's burning and there's people falling out of it.
But what?
It's frickin' Joe and Kamala.
They got their heads on the people that are falling out of it.
That's pretty funny.
Pretty good.
Pretty clever.
This seems a little too sacrilegious.
Like, it seems like you don't take that card very seriously.
If you're, like, defacing it, this is like drawing on a Bible for a pagan, I think.
Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to do that.
I don't think, like, to... I mean, maybe this is how they actually do the curse.
No, you cut out your enemy's face and paste him onto somebody having a misfortune?
I need to know, did they like mix a little bit of blood into the tacky glue they used to glue?
Because I'm assuming this is not a photoshop, these are real pictures they cut out and put onto the card.
That would be so fucking cool.
And they probably used blood to adhere.
That picture of Biden is one of the wild ones.
Yeah, I love that photo.
The one where he's like, yeah, got the evil grin on his face.
And then the cover photo was Biden in the White House and over his shoulder is a portrait of the famous portrait of George Washington.
But what?
I haven't seen this version because George Washington is flipping him off, flipping him off with two birds.
Yeah, giving him the old, like, the Stone Cold pre-stunner double bird.
You know?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
This is so funny to me when a president does something like this.
If I see a president with his middle finger.
Man.
I mean, this reminds me of that fucking, this new guy that I hate on the internet.
The, like, cursing yogi.
Have you seen this guy?
No.
He sounds cool, though.
He's like, listen up fuckers.
If you fuckers don't like what I'm fucking doing, you can fuck right off because you know what?
I'm all out of fucks to give and we're going to give a yoni.
We're going to go ahead and give it a, give it a big fuck off.
We're going to cleanse this and he's being serious.
I'm a suburban white woman and this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
And he wears hats.
That's the only way I can say it.
He wears flipping hats.
He has several hats.
And he is one of my new least favorite people in the world because it's working.
People are freaking out.
They love him.
And it's the same energy.
It's like, that's right.
We don't give a fucking fuck, but in a positive way.
A big test for how much swag that guy is, is if he can actually talk about pussy or if he can talk about cock.
While he's cussing, you know what I mean?
Because it's like, it's like one thing to say the bad word, you know, but if you're like talking about human anatomy to an American audience, like they might turn on you in a fucking instant.
Uh, so I, I, I measure how, how epic somebody is, is if they can actually talk about their cock and balls and people are still like, Hey, I like this guy.
Yeah, like that.
I think it's going to avoid that one because I think that once you mention a cock and balls you're probably going to like lead to eventually DMs getting leaked from this guy because I'm sure this guy's DMs are just wretched.
Yeah, can you imagine if a yoga teacher was like flipping off people?
My problem with my yoga teachers is they just give too many fucks.
Yeah.
I just want one that gives no fucking fucks no more.
They look at the fucks and say fuck you fucks.
This is my favorite meme from Witches Against Biden Harris.
It's a post of a crowd of people, like, you know, thousands of people drawn cartoon style.
And there's one person all by himself.
And he's saying to the crowd, you should all change your core values and beliefs so I fit in.
I love this.
I love that they think that that's not them.
It's mind boggling.
Like, is the crowd of thousands of people, are they all witches against Biden and Harris?
I mean, they're everywhere, you know?
They move in silence sometimes, but you don't realize they actually have numbers.
Like, are witches against Biden slash Harris so numerous that, like, they constitute a silent majority?
Yeah, apparently.
The only way this would happen is if you, like, if that individual pulled up to, like, the worst convention.
This is also, I don't know, like, flies in the face of libertarian right-wing ideology where the individual is the most important person in the fucking world and, like, the individual should be coddled and uplifted and protected.
As opposed to what we're looking at, which is, like, What, democracy?
Is this meme saying we like democracy, where the majority of people get to decide what's a value of the society, what a core belief of the society is?
Bizarre.
Bewildering meme for Witches Against Biden slash Harris to post.
This might just be them being very honest.
They're like, this is how I feel.
I feel like I'm just yelling at a giant, massive crowd saying, please, please change your core values and beliefs so I fit in.
That's the only way it makes sense.
Again, we've already described how much of a contrarian you have to be to be a witch against Biden and Harris.
You've alienated yourself from like everybody.
You've ticked off like a ton of boxes.
And then your argument is that we should listen to the majority?
The majority that thinks you're cringe and a joke and would rather have Joe Biden, uh, a dying man as president rather than Trump, your guy?
Yeah, yeah.
And it's funny too, it's like if you're that much of like a witch, you shouldn't even have bandwidth for Biden-Harris.
Like you should not, that should not even be on your radar.
You should be like, I don't really live within those realms.
Right, you should be going after the ladies on the view.
You should be going after Dylan Mulvaney, the real movers and shakers in this country.
Yeah, the real witches.
Okay, another page I found through Witches Against Biden-Harris was Witches for Trump 2024.
It's got 60 followers.
The avatar, the profile pic is amazing.
It looks like a photograph of a real thing.
I'm not sure, it's probably photoshopped.
But it's like a pentagram piece, you know, like something you would either hang on the wall.
It doesn't have the circle around it.
It's just the star.
You could use it as like a bookend or something if it was heavy and thick enough.
But then on the outside of the pentagram star...
Like, interlocking with the star is a piece of wood that the outside is shaped like Donald Trump's head and hair.
It's his profile?
It's his profile.
And then there's another, like, band of hair on top of that.
It's like a separate piece, but it, you know, it all goes together the same image.
It's like the campaign logo, the Trump kind of campaign logo, but it's his hair is the campaign logo.
But yeah, like, like what, what is this piece for?
Like why, why would, cause it's not, probably not real.
So like, this is like Pinterest brain, right?
If you're, if you're like making memes, but, but your main social media is Pinterest, you're like, what if I made something that looked like really shitty, distressed interior, you know, decor stuff.
Uh, but it just never was actually gonna exist.
Yeah, this is like, this is a, um, This is like a draft of what they one day would like to make out of wood.
You know, like this is an idea.
What's really bad about this is how bad the profile is, but we still know exactly what it is.
Yeah, well he's kind of got the duck lips going, so.
His what?
He's kind of got the duck lips going, like he's saying you're fired in this profile.
The cover photo says, Witches for Trump!
And it's, Witches for Trump is superimposed over a rally that is definitely not Witches for Trump because it seems to be fairly populated.
There's like, you know, a couple hundred people at this rally and they've just put Witches for Trump over it.
Very funny.
If I direct your attention to the bottom corner of this meme, we have two more logos here.
We have a weird, like, glyph that I don't know, maybe we can come back to that.
It's hard to see.
This looks like it would be, like, the Neurot Recordings logo or something like that.
But then inside the T is a comical little figure prancing, playing a horn.
It's got The feet, it's got goat's feet, and it's playing a horn, so you're like, what?
That's Pan.
I know that motherfucker.
I know who that is.
I know that guy.
But it's got, again, Donald Trump's silhouette.
Donald Trump's head.
So it's Donald Trump as the goat man, as the Pied Piper, playing a tune for his intelligent and well-rounded followers to logically come to the conclusion that he's correct and follow him.
The best part about these things is just that, I don't think, a lot of this stuff that we're looking at, they're making from scratch.
That's why I love this.
They're putting energy into this.
This was not an easy thing to make, necessarily.
This took a few hours, I'm sure.
Well, it's called an asset, Tony, because they've used it on this other...
Meme.
It's like a fake flag or a banner or a poster, I guess.
It's kind of like a poster, like a campaign poster.
But it says, which is for and then it's got a row of stars and then the silhouette of Donald Trump playing a fucking pan fife or whatever this playing a fucking horn.
Prancing around on his goat feet It's it's it's just unfortunate because it's you're only getting like the silhouette of it You're not getting like detail like we don't know what color the fur is We we don't know what kind of facial expression Donald Trump is making as he blows this horn because it's like a mud It's like a mud flap trucker lady silhouette Yeah.
I don't know too much about the Lord, but isn't Pan not necessarily a good character?
Isn't he kind of devious and misleading?
Well, so is Trump.
But you're not supposed to like Pan, I don't think.
Trump is crafty.
No, I think you do like Pan.
I think Pan represents pleasure.
Carnal pleasure and partying.
So does Trump.
Yeah, I think I think that's why they like Trump's because he's the partying president.
That makes sense.
Okay.
I'm with you now.
Um, this is such a fucking insane image.
I'm looking at because not only does it have like the poster format it says which is for and then it's got a bunch of stars and then the pan Trump and then underneath Trump 2024 behind Trump is like a Gaelic
Moon pentagram, you know intertwining design that they pulled from some website or something and just Slapped it behind the Trump pan figure just insane insane to think that this like you want to be Represented by this.
How is the first this is the first time I'm seeing hashtag cult 45 Yeah, it's a damn.
That's a damn.
Yeah hashtag.
Oh No, but they're embracing it.
They're reclaiming it.
They're like, no, that's why we're pagan.
We eschewed Christianity so we could be in the Trump cult.
I love this.
This is awesome.
Hashtag Trump 2024.
Hashtag witches for Trump.
hashtag cult 45.
So again, I'm like, not a lot of content to like explore why these people are like this, right?
Like how did you get to republic?
How do you, you know, not to be like a debate lord about this or anything, but it's like, okay, if you're a pagan, you're about like, whatever, respecting the earth and you're about being in touch with like, uh,
Ancestral practices that have been literally stomped flat by Christian governments and weird nationalistic military entities.
You use herbs in medicine.
You use illicit substances, I'm sure, to some degree, right?
This person has to be a stoner, probably.
I mean, I think you're supposed to be, or maybe you're wanting to be.
You're not supposed to be like a square, that's for sure.
You're never supposed to be going back to nature.
I'm not seeing any nods to nature here.
No, and nothing of, like, the only thing I saw about, like, femininity or divine femininity was on the GeoPagan's blog substack, where it was like, women are being erased!
But it's like, yeah, Ben Shapiro probably posted this.
Like, you probably copied and pasted this from fucking Ben Shapiro or something, or Stephen Crowder.
Getting your feminist messages from those guys.
But I, you know, the only thing that I can really see, and this is again, like, just, I don't have a lot of data in front of me, but this post kind of spoke to me.
And it's, which is for Trump posting the Trump mugshot, but his eyes are glowing red.
And underneath it says, Retribution!
I'm like, Oh, okay.
That's one thing about witches, right?
Is they, they can get retribution.
Like I know, I know this, the page was called witches against Biden and Harris, but I didn't see any actual witchcraft being practiced against Biden and Harris.
It was just, they edited a tarot card online.
Like that's the extent that I saw.
So this made me think a little more about it.
Oh, okay.
Retribution, like being aggrieved, you know, a very common motivator when it comes to the right wing.
And it got me thinking like.
So these people.
Joined.
You know our pay.
Maybe they were raised pagans or they were just always felt witchy or whatever and always practice witchcraft.
For like the last two decades.
Well longer than that.
From like.
The last decade.
Backwards through time.
You would be considered an outcast if you were like openly practicing witchcraft.
Yeah.
Very recently, and I mean, it was kind of popular in the 90s too, but I mean, I believe it's, like, far more popular now, right?
With, like, the advent of social media and stuff of being a witch.
It's actually become, like, acceptable and cool to be a weird, freaky lady.
Unless you're also conservative, unless you're like also have these conservative values.
And I don't know why you have the conservative values in the first place, but I can see why you might internally justify them by saying, well, now I'm like going against the grain within the witch community.
Right?
But I think there's also a little bit of it like a bunch of people telling you, hey, you can't be a witch and be against abortion, dumbass.
Yeah.
Hey, you can't be a witch and be like, in favor of the patriarchy, in favor of like a, you know, self-described patriarchal system that these fuckers want to return us to, or like keep, you know, propagate or proliferate.
You know, this, we might be thinking too hard about this.
This might just be like a response to Trump saying that, you know, people coming after me is a witch hunt.
They might, it might be that simple.
You know what I mean?
That would be great, that would be phenomenal, but these people, they went in hard on the metaphor, if that's the case.
Also, we would see hashtag witch hunt.
Yeah.
Another reason, another way I feel like these people are getting steered towards reactionary politics or like Actual Republican Politics this guy, you know this guy No, no, no, but I I don't like him already.
Well, yeah, this is his, like, presentable face.
I'm not going to bother looking up this guy's name.
It's, like, Stexenhammer666.
He's an alt-right occultist, fascist guy on Twitter who's apparently cleaned himself up a lot for public consumption because, like, the last time I saw this guy, he was wearing, like, a black metal T-shirt and had a fascist flag a black metal T-shirt and had a fascist flag hanging behind him in front of his YouTube, you know.
Now he's wearing, like, yoga gear.
He's wearing, like, an Indian pullover shirt.
He's got Japanese scrolls hanging on his wall behind him.
He's got, like, flowers and stuff.
So he definitely had somebody come in and, like, de-cum his apartment.
But Witches for Trump is sharing his videos, and these videos are hysterical TDS and spin as black voters abandon the Democrats.
And then right here, another video that she shared of the same YouTuber, and the title of this video is Smash the System Faux Thug Life Vote Donald Trump.
So what we have here is a right-wing like Holocaust questioning If not an outright Nazi very like flirting with Nazism and a fan of the alt-right He's he's got on record saying a bunch of Nazi shit Telling your Meemaw and Papaw that the black vote is going to go Trump's way.
That black people love Trump.
The National Socialist YouTuber who threw on a Hawaiian shirt for this video is telling Meemaw and Papaw that Trump is actually Da Bomb.
You guys don't know because you're too old.
The thug life?
Like, the thug life is so, so good.
Because that's what it means, you know?
If black people are doing it, then it's thug life.
Everyone knows that.
Um... Very weird, like... I'm just going off the headline, right?
I'm not gonna watch this fucking video, but... I saw somebody else repost a video of a guy who was saying, like...
Vote, you know, a black dude who's saying, vote Donald Trump because he's going to, he's going to piss off all the motherfuckers that rule, run this country.
And he's going to fuck up the system.
And everybody, everybody's like, they're not going to know what to do because he's going to cast the whole thing into chaos.
And like, we can just laugh while it, you know, while it burns or whatever.
It's like, is that your campaign message for Donald Trump?
You want Donald Trump to get in there so he can literally destroy the, like, that's the kind of accelerationism, uh, that's pretty interesting to hear.
Remember, we used to hear that during his first run.
Right.
That was a common thing that we used to hear a lot.
And I kind of forgot about it because I think we saw that it didn't happen that way.
No, absolutely not.
Trump's cabinet was more fucking neocon than Obama's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People were like, I want to vote for him to watch it all burn.
And then that just didn't happen.
Yeah, but it's just funny for like these, you know, Trump supporters, these like right-wingers who are like, uh, what do you call it?
Amplifying that message.
Like, how stupid do you think people are?
People know you don't want to destroy the system.
People know you want Trump in control of the system.
People also know that you don't actually like or care about black people.
Right.
Um, but anyway, so apparently I think, I mean, this guy's been popular on YouTube for a while now.
He's had a presence on YouTube for years.
Um, and I think he's, yeah, making this like normie turn and whatever, capturing, you know, conservative pagans, you know, like, like boomer Republican pagans.
Very, very interesting.
Well, he clearly saw that the demographic he was missing out on was suburban white moms.
And this is how you appeal to them.
Be a little woo-woo.
Throw a crystal in your races.
It's going to go a lot further.
I think he was already a weirdo, a cultist.
He's like a Charles Manson devotee.
He's that kind of guy.
He's like that kind of guy, you know, like he probably listens to good music.
But he's just recognized he can tone it down a little bit and be be more cringe and get a lot of people, you know, which is for Trump.
Also posted this that I thought was just so funny.
It's not even really about again.
Most of this stuff is not about being a witch or anything, but they posted a cat disappointing a cat turd tweet.
Where Cat Turd has quote tweeted Jack Posobiec, who's showing a Fox News image of a New York Times poll.
So we're really deep.
Sorry here, folks, in the nesting doll that is this content.
The graphic says Trump has committed serious crimes.
Seventeen percent.
Not committed serious crimes.
Seventy one percent.
So it's a poll.
It's an opinion poll.
Don't know.
Twelve percent.
And this is New York Times from July 23rd to 27th.
I'm going to stop reading right there for a good reason.
Cat Turd quote tweets this and says, This is from the New York Times.
The entire country knows this is a sham.
It's like, whoa, this is crazy.
Even the New York Times is forced to admit that 71% of its readers don't think Trump committed serious crimes.
I can't believe they wouldn't report on this.
I can't believe they're not talking about it.
And just like you go to the last line of this and it says, 818 Republican registered voters.
Like, not that many at all.
Not that many at all for a poll.
And then also, all Republicans.
It's a Republican poll!
It's a poll of Republicans.
Oh, they don't think their own leader committed serious crimes?
Wow.
I can't believe the New York Times let this truth get out there.
Wow.
More like the New Woke Times, am I right?
And then dipshit DC Drano.
And again, this is, oh my God, it's, it's not even a, it's not even a tweet.
It's an Instagram post.
I just realized.
Wow.
It's an Instagram post of a tweet of a retweet.
Of a Fox News graphic of a New York Times poll.
Holy shit, I love this.
Any one of them could have cropped that bottom part out at any point.
I know, just put a little, just, oh, I accidentally hit it with, you know, in the markup app, like I do with every other meme, legitimately on accident.
Yeah, DC Drano posted this to Instagram, 62,000 likes, and he said 83% of Americans don't actively believe President Trump committed serious crimes.
Four indictments and even most Democrat voters aren't buying it.
Wow.
American flag emoji.
So yeah, just like the average.
I think we've found the common denominator here and it's reading comprehension.
Yeah.
I think that's why these witches for Trump are for Trump.
Maybe.
Need to get to this.
This is This is the last thing I wanted to talk about with Witches for Trump, which they've shared a YouTube video called Prayer for the Conservative Witch.
Awesome.
Awesome.
And the thumbnail is like some sort of cathedral, CGI cathedral with a CGI woman standing in the center of it.
Let's go ahead and watch Prayer for the Conservative Witch.
Please.
It's like Poseidon.
Skyfather and Mother Earth guide the witch who walks alone, whose fire cannot be snuffed.
Okay, so while this is happening, just like if you did deviant art for like Greek god, if you searched deviant art for like...
Greek God or Mother Earth, like those are the sort of images that are, you know, like a slideshow playing while while this woman talks.
Let's what we're going to say.
Well, we know it's authentic because you can hear an actor accent.
She has like a Celtic accent.
She has a brogue.
So we know this is an authentic witch.
Go ahead.
Let's hear some more of that accent.
All great creators, Sky Father and Mother Earth, guide the witch who walks alone, whose fire cannot be snuffed, as the LARPers and the Plagons, who basically make fun of us.
As the LARPers and the Plagons.
Did you hear the epithet she used?
Did you hear what she said?
She said Plagons.
Yep.
Yep.
I love that.
So I, this is, I thought plague-ins might be like, uh, mask wearers, pagan mask wearers.
Cause it's like the plague, but I think it's more plague-in like P-L-A-Y.
Like, Oh, you're just playing.
You're just role playing.
It is.
And this, this making fun of like the, uh, you know, we're, we're the witches.
They couldn't burn like Democrat, uh, pussy hat wearing people.
Right.
Okay, this accent's not real, right?
No, no way.
No, this is so funny.
Like, it's not only not real, but I think that, like, if you were to, I think that some people might even call it racist.
She slips, like, I didn't hear Irish or Celtic at all.
I just heard Indian.
I heard South Asian.
Oh no, this is totally supposed to be like Celtic.
She sounds like Apu's mom when she appears on Cat Fancy magazine in that episode of The Simpsons.
That's what she sounds like to me.
Well, I think that was done by an Irish woman, so.
Oh, okay.
Who basically make fun of us, who judge us and disparage us and question our worth as practitioners of the craft.
Yet they don't mind kissing the face of lies and deception or welcoming people of questionable origins into their homelands.
Migrants.
They don't mind welcoming questioning peep or questionable people into their homelands.
And that's like that's that's Gaza, right?
That that's that's that's because I recognize that that the art on the bottom isn't that supposed to be Gaza or is that or is that Mexico?
I think that's a Mexican border.
Yeah, it's got.
Yeah, it's it's a fence at the border by the beach with people climbing over the fence.
Yeah, as as witches and as pagans.
I don't think we should allow anybody with questionable intentions into our borders.
You remember a little thing called the Crusades?
Remember what happened last time when we let some poor immigrants into our country?
They forcibly converted us.
And they say, they do say that migrants are more religious, are more Christian than the general population.
So that's a huge danger if you're a pagan.
It's an attack on pagans, yeah.
And participating in the degeneracy that is destroying our decaying society.
Photos of protests and riots.
A deviant art of a naked man wrestling an orc to the ground and ripping his arm off?
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean or reference.
That's so funny.
Well, it's evil.
It's an evil creature.
I would like to do this to the Black Lives Matter goblins.
Yes, exactly.
This is how we need to take care.
This is how pagans would have handled them.
They would have gotten into an arm bar or a leg lock and ripped their arm out of the socket.
Honor his family and the preservation of customs.
Help us triumphantly overcome our foes.
Let them be put to shame.
No matter how hard the battle becomes... Never forget who you are!
May you guide us to victory and reclaim what was taken from us thousands of years ago.
And as my will so much be and as my will blessed be.
Okay, that was it.
Uh, but there's now scrolling text.
So the... That could have been read.
I don't know why this isn't being read.
I don't understand why, like, she's not saying this still.
It sounded pretty exhausting to do that accent.
Oh, it's almost five.
Oh boy.
Yeah, okay.
So there you have it.
Uh, which is for Trump 2024, which is against Biden slash Harris.
I mean, by the state of Biden, I'd say maybe they are doing a good job.
Maybe they are chipping away at his physical form.
Yeah, yeah, I think, I mean, they're definitely doing something, and we can see it, and I'm glad they're putting effort in.
Maybe, maybe we need to, like, if you have any, like, placentas at home laying around, maybe donate them to your local witch, and they might be able to help this country out.
I really want to learn the hex that targets the language center of your brain.
Yeah, which one's that?
Which one's that?
What do we need for that?
Yeah.
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