God has given up on the USA and is taking His warriors home. RIP Joe the Plumber (preview)
Today we revisit two old stories from new angles: Truth social tipped off the FBI about man’s posts threatening Joe Biden And Ashli Babbitt’s killer is promoted within the secret service, leading to a new round of the most specific anti-cop protests you’ve ever seen. Plus, we say goodbye to Joe the Plumber, revisit his hits, and tearfully add him to the Obama kill count Finally: An off-duty police officer hospitalizes a 15 year-old kid for ding-dong-ditching his house, and we witness the bizarre lengths people will go to defend cops. Get two bonus episodes every week for only $5/month by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
Are they both the same guy or the two different guys?
I think Joe six pack is, is a hypothetical guy.
Oh, but, but Joe the Plumber became like the embodiment of him.
They're the same figure pretty much.
I mean, Joe the Plumber is, it has like a narrower connotation.
Um, I was just refreshing myself on the Wikipedia article and it's pretty informative here.
Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, commonly known as Joe the Plumber, was an American conservative activist and commentator.
He gained national attention during the 2008 presidential campaign season when, during a videotaped campaign stop in Ohio by Democratic nominee Barack Obama Wurzelbacher raised concerns that Obama's tax policy would increase taxes on small business owners.
He was a member of the Republican Party.
After he expressed to Senator Obama that he was interested in purchasing a small plumbing business, Wurzelbacher was given the moniker Joe the Plumber by the McCain-Palin campaign.
I totally forgot that it was because he was going to buy a plumbing business.
He expressed interest in buying a plumbing business.
Yeah, he didn't even have one yet.
He just wanted to.
Yeah, he just wanted to.
Yeah.
I don't even know that.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
Oh, this is my, uh, this is my buddy, John, the, the record company executive.
Oh, that's cool.
Like what, what record company?
It's like, well, not yet.
You know?
Not yet.
Going to.
Going to.
The actual quotes here are so funny.
Wurzelbacher suggested that Obama's tax plan would be at odds with, quote, the American dream.
Wurzelbacher said, quote, I'm getting ready to buy a company that makes $250,000 to $280,000 a year.
$250,000 to $280,000 a year.
Your new tax plan's going to tax me more, isn't it?
I love that idea.
Like, um, you know what the American dream is?
It's something that we're all like working towards.
I want to buy a million dollar company and you're going to, you're going to tax me for it.
Aren't you?
And like, yeah, what a crazy question.
I mean, yeah, I'm going to tax you more than you were being taxed now.
Cause you now own a business.
What are you asking, bro?
Very funny.
I'm just the humble American potential business owner.
I've been thinking about buying so many things lately, but what's even the point?
Yeah, are you gonna make me register the fleet of vans, uh, again?
Like, after I buy this company?
It's pretty, pretty fucked up, Barry.
Hey, are you struggling to get by?
Buy a company, idiot.
You could make 280 to 300 million dollars a year.
You fucking, fucking idiot.
Like, like the internet keeps telling me to buy apartments.
Buy apartment complexes.
Are you still not making any money?
Buy an apartment!
Buy apartments!
There, there, there, people are making so much money off apartments right now.
Do you know that?
Yeah, because I'm paying for one.
Yeah.
The reason you're getting those ads is because you have too good of taste in like clothing, in like fashion and culture and shit.
They think you're, they think you're like, stop doing that.
They think you make like 10 times as much money.
I know.
And like doing things like hashtagging like frugal or something like that would not, would not help.
I gotta start telling him what a deal I got on these things.
Burlington Co.
Factory.
Marshalls.
Okay, so yeah, RIP to Joe the Plumber.
I think he was kind of annoying.
He also ran as a Republican, a candidate for office as a Republican.
Don't wish death on him or anything like that.
He just seems to be a mostly normal guy, you know, with bad political opinions.
I respect, though, that he didn't, like, that he did get the bag, though.
He did, like, run the grift.
You need to decide I'm going to go for it.
People are talking about me.
Let's get that.
Let me go ahead and try to do that.
I respect that.
He tried.
It didn't work.
But yeah, let's let's get into the reason we're covering this is because just everybody either thinks or is pretending to think that.
What do you think, Tony?
I think the response to this is.
Was he like was he like killed or like he his death is a byproduct of of the current.
It's Biden's fault that he's dead, basically.
You're I mean, you're so close.
You're basically right.
It's Obama's fault that he's dead.
Obama's fault.
And we know.
I say, do they ask if he was vaccinated?
Vaccinated didn't come up because you get to blame this one on Obama.
Why would you waste this one on a vaccine?
I mean, there's so and again, this is satire parody YouTube.
Do not give us a warning for this.
I'm just joking.
There's millions of people who died of the vaccine.
Why would you?
Why would you, you know, add one little one more needle to that haystack when you could be using this like a jewel?
This is another Obama.
See, we have all the Hillary deaths.
We've had all the Clinton kill count for years.
You know, Epstein got added to that list to probably the Obama kill count, though, so much room to grow, so much room for potential.
The chef and then now now Joe Joe Wurzel Bacher.
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