Minion Death Cult - That Crazy White Boy Shit (preview)
Aired: 2023-09-03
Duration: 04:52


=== Prank Mailer Madness (04:50) ===

[00:00:02]  Do you know anyone that would lose their absolute mind if they received this Joe Biden re-election donation confirmation in the mail?
[00:00:08]  This is great.
[00:00:08]  Absolutely.
[00:00:09]  I know several people that would lose their fucking mind if they got a blue mailer in the mail that said on the back in like print at home level quality.
[00:00:23]  Like you bought some a multi-pack of those Avery print at home labels and you just found you got the square ones and wrote contribution receipt, membership, colon, gold amount, colon, $250 a month.
[00:00:39]  Thank you for your support.
[00:00:41]  And that was like the seal over the flap on the mailer.
[00:00:45]  I would I would my first thought would be this is legit.
[00:00:48]  Yeah.
[00:00:50]  Oh, no.
[00:00:51]  Oh, no.
[00:00:51]  This is they got my information again.
[00:00:53]  What's funny about this?
[00:00:54]  OK, this this really this kind of relies on somebody else seeing someone else's mail.
[00:01:00]  It's $30 a month.
[00:01:01]  That's the only real way to be good.
[00:01:03]  But I, I actually love Pete.
[00:01:06]  I think Pete might be on our side.
[00:01:08]  I think Pete might be a master of the grift.
[00:01:10]  I went to his website right now and he's got a few of these.
[00:01:14]  Go, go, go to Pete's Pranks dot com right now.
[00:01:17]  Well, maybe don't, because maybe I want to get you.
[00:01:20]  Oh, no, I don't know about the prank.
[00:01:21]  Maybe I want to prank you, Mark.
[00:01:21]  Yeah, you've lost the element of surprise.
[00:01:23]  Pranks for everyone.
[00:01:25]  Q Ship, thanks for booking your gay cruise.
[00:01:29]  Yes.
[00:01:30]  So good.
[00:01:36]  I want to book you for the gay cruise, Tony.
[00:01:38]  Let me see.
[00:01:38]  I want to go to the gay Q cruise.
[00:01:43]  Yeah, it's called Q Ship, but I guess the Q is for queer, not for QAnon.
[00:01:48]  I feel like some people would get doubly mad about this.
[00:01:57]  Quote, who the fuck sent me this?
[00:01:59]  Prank your friends with this gay cruise confirmation packet.
[00:02:02]  What's in the fucking packet?
[00:02:04]  Is it this?
[00:02:04]  Yeah, Pete's pranks.
[00:02:06]  Dude, look at Pete!
[00:02:10]  Pete looks amazing.
[00:02:12]  Pete looks like the bad guy from Big Lebowski.
[00:02:19]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:02:20]  He looks like Big Lebowski, right?
[00:02:23]  I don't know what Big Lebowski looks like.
[00:02:26]  I think it's the same actor.
[00:02:28]  I've only seen Big Lebowski once or twice.
[00:02:32]  But yeah, he looks like an old, old fat man with gaps in his teeth.
[00:02:37]  It's amazing.
[00:02:38]  But he's wearing a suit.
[00:02:38]  He looks great.
[00:02:39]  He looks awesome.
[00:02:41]  I love Pete.
[00:02:43]  And it's like, I guess, a page ad that's in your mailer, your prank mailer that you received.
[00:02:50]  And it says Pete's Pranks.
[00:02:51]  You have been pranked.
[00:02:53]  Someone sent you a prank mailer.
[00:02:55]  To see if they left you a message, visit www.messages.peetspranks.com.
[00:03:00]  I wonder if we can get a generic message.
[00:03:04]  Scroll down, because there's responses.
[00:03:07]  There are reviews.
[00:03:08]  There are reviews.
[00:03:13]  Ledge says, imagine if the cop who beat the ding dong didger receive one of these pranks.
[00:03:19]  Yeah, they're sent anonymously, right?
[00:03:22]  Yeah, please, please.
[00:03:23]  My safety's on the line here.
[00:03:25]  I'm sending it to one of my really awful friends.
[00:03:28]  He's gonna give Pete a rough ride until he gives me your home address.
[00:03:33]  He's gonna go find Pete.
[00:03:36]  We must protect Pete at all costs.
[00:03:38]  Listen, this Robbie says great prank.
[00:03:40]  I sent this to my ex boss at work.
[00:03:43]  The whole factory laughed their heads off and actually thought he was gay.
[00:03:46]  Ha ha ha ha.
[00:03:47]  He didn't know who was from that will teach him that he can't treat people bad.
[00:03:52]  Wow.
[00:03:53]  This is like a real dirty work situation, a real slobs versus snobs.
[00:03:57]  And, you know, he the working man finally got his revenge by calling his boss the F slur in front of the entire shop.
[00:04:06]  I like hope that actually, he got a phone call.
[00:04:08]  Rob, you'll never, you'll never guess who's gay.
[00:04:11]  You'll never guess who's gay.
[00:04:12]  See?
[00:04:12]  Yeah, the boss is gay.
[00:04:13]  We were right.
[00:04:14]  He's super gay, we gotta pack it.
[00:04:16]  We were right the whole time.
[00:04:18]  He fired you because what you wrote on the bathroom stall was true.
[00:04:22]  It was true.
[00:04:23]  He's going on a cruise about it.
[00:04:26]  Now, I can see being gay, but being so gay you gotta cruise about it?
[00:04:30]  Oh, one star from Hannah, never delivered.
[00:04:38]  That is the saddest short story ever written.
[00:04:42]  Pete's pranks never delivered.
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