Today it's a man's episode as Tony gets gunned down by the Clint Eastwood defense task force Scott Adams recommends white flight after calling "blacks" a "hate group," but the only things fleeing are the newspapers that used to publish Dilbert and Finally, we hear the right wing's litany of reasons 63% of young men are single. (becuase they're trans)
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| If nearly half of all blacks are not okay with white people, according to this poll, not according to me, according to this poll, that's a hate group. | |
| That's a hate group. | |
| And I don't want to have anything to do with them. | |
| Wow. | |
| And it's like, wow, you said they were a hate group and we know how seriously you take the phrase hate group. | |
| So you must really mean this. | |
| This must be from the heart. | |
| Well, it's smart. | |
| It's like, listen, black this, purple that. | |
| You know, I draw the line at hate. | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| Mm-hmm. | |
| You know, and that's that's clearly a hate group. | |
| I draw the line of hate. | |
| You won't ever see me commingling with a hate group like the blacks. | |
| Yeah, listen, if you're sitting at a table with four white guys and one black guy, you're not. | |
| You're sitting at a table with five black guys. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who is worse, you know, really? | |
| Who's worse, the enabler or the one black guy? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Here's more for this video. | |
| And I would say, you know, based on the current way things are going, the best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from black people. | |
| Just get the fuck away. | |
| It's so funny from this self-described genius and persuasionist hypnotist. | |
| He's like, I have this edgy idea that's probably going to ruffle a few feathers, but society is so crazy right now. | |
| I think our only choice is to do segregation by white flight. | |
| Is to self-segregate by white flight. | |
| And everybody's like, what the f... How come we never thought of that before? | |
| It's because I think that it's like, you know, you've always thought of it. | |
| You just never said it out loud, which is why I do love this. | |
| Like he's he's doing this thing the whole time where he's just saying everything out loud. | |
| And it's it's fucking amazing. | |
| But this was said out loud. | |
| This was like this was standard white practice for like the last 50 years, you know. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Also, what black people are you getting away from, dude? | |
| Are you just inundated with blacks? | |
| Fucking UPN. | |
| Is that what's happening in your life? | |
| The people he had to see whenever he talked to UPN. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Just furious. | |
| He's like, I got replaced with the PJs? | |
| But yeah, Scott Adams reveals on Twitter, I just, sorry, I wanted to jump over to this tweet. | |
| This is so good. | |
| I've lost three careers to direct racism so far. | |
| Crocker Bank, Pacific Bell, and cartooning. | |
| So, all three were perpetrated by white people for their own gain. | |
| No black person has ever discriminated against me. | |
| That's partly why I identified as black for several years. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Does this? | |
| Do we know about this? | |
| Is this a thing he was doing? | |
| Was he publicly identifying as black for several years? | |
| I feel like this is a thing that we don't really have anymore. | |
| There were white guys who thought they were cool and jokingly identified as black. | |
| That was a thing that white guys would tell other white guys to describe where they grew up. | |
| Or like what they were into and shit like that. | |
| And thought they had a past to be black or something. | |
| But that was the type of guy. | |
| And I bet that's what Scott Adams was. | |
| He was like a nerdy guy who thought he was down. | |
| And would tell it like it is or whatever. | |
| And thought that that was blackness. | |
| That is my favorite thing is when someone was someone thinks that they were like black, but they were just poor. | |
| And it's like, why did you do that? | |
| Why? | |
| You know, white people can be poor, too, like like yourself. | |
| It's OK. | |
| OK. | |
| Uh, and then, yeah, Tony, you clarified, uh, to Scott. | |
| You replied, you said, yo, you don't, you don't know me, but I'm a black person who's been discriminating against you for years. | |
| Uh, good, good tweet. | |
| And then, yeah, Maxell Talena, this is, I guess, read your friend's tweets today on Minion Death Call. | |
| Uh, but yeah, Maxell Talena of Dysphoria Dimes says, I got fired for, from Pacific Bell for being racist. | |
| Dude, your life is like an anal cunt song. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| It's perfect. | |
| Pitch perfect. | |
| Kudos. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That shit was so funny to me, because it's like... What's the timeline on this? | |
| Was the video before this, right? | |
| Video was last Wednesday. | |
| Yes, that video was before this, and in the video he says, like... | |
| Black people are a hate group, but here he's like, but they've never discriminated against me. | |
| As a matter of fact, I, as a matter of fact, I identified as part of the hate group for a while. | |
| Right, well we'll get in his video, he says some shit where it's like, you need to turn off the internet, dude. | |
| Because you wouldn't know that you're discriminated against at all if you didn't read this stupid fucking Rasmussen poll that some right-wing troll created in the first place just to get you upset. | |
| You know? | |
| So much of what we cover on this show with right-wing media is just finding ways to get these guys pissed off. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let's play more of the video. | |
| Wherever you have to go, just get away. | |
| Oh, I wanted to say also getting fired from a fucking bank in the 80s for racism. | |
| Yeah. | |
| How racist do you have to be, dude? | |
| Like, what did you do to black people's accounts? | |
| Like, we know you didn't give them mortgages, but like, what were you doing to their checking accounts? | |
| No, he like, he like dressed up as a co-worker. | |
| No, he probably could have got away with that. | |
| I'll say he dressed up as a co-worker for Halloween, but he probably could have got away with that. | |
| He was like, I don't know, he like brought a noose into work or something. | |
| Cause like, yeah, it's the eighties and it's a bank, like you said. | |
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