Minion Death Cult - Single White Dilbert (preview)
Aired: 2023-03-02
Duration: 06:59


=== Draw The Line (05:47) ===

[00:00:00]  If nearly half of all blacks are not okay with white people, according to this poll, not according to me, according to this poll, that's a hate group.
[00:00:18]  That's a hate group.
[00:00:19]  And I don't want to have anything to do with them.
[00:00:23]  Wow.
[00:00:24]  And it's like, wow, you said they were a hate group and we know how seriously you take the phrase hate group.
[00:00:31]  So you must really mean this.
[00:00:33]  This must be from the heart.
[00:00:36]  Well, it's smart.
[00:00:37]  It's like, listen, black this, purple that.
[00:00:40]  You know, I draw the line at hate.
[00:00:42]  Mm-hmm.
[00:00:43]  Mm-hmm.
[00:00:43]  You know, and that's that's clearly a hate group.
[00:00:45]  I draw the line of hate.
[00:00:46]  You won't ever see me commingling with a hate group like the blacks.
[00:00:51]  Yeah, listen, if you're sitting at a table with four white guys and one black guy, you're not.
[00:00:59]  You're sitting at a table with five black guys.
[00:01:02]  Yeah.
[00:01:06]  Who is worse, you know, really?
[00:01:07]  Who's worse, the enabler or the one black guy?
[00:01:12]  Yeah.
[00:01:16]  Here's more for this video.
[00:01:18]  And I would say, you know, based on the current way things are going, the best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from black people.
[00:01:28]  Just get the fuck away.
[00:01:31]  It's so funny from this self-described genius and persuasionist hypnotist.
[00:01:40]  He's like, I have this edgy idea that's probably going to ruffle a few feathers, but society is so crazy right now.
[00:01:49]  I think our only choice is to do segregation by white flight.
[00:01:55]  Is to self-segregate by white flight.
[00:01:57]  And everybody's like, what the f... How come we never thought of that before?
[00:02:01]  It's because I think that it's like, you know, you've always thought of it.
[00:02:07]  You just never said it out loud, which is why I do love this.
[00:02:09]  Like he's he's doing this thing the whole time where he's just saying everything out loud.
[00:02:14]  And it's it's fucking amazing.
[00:02:16]  But this was said out loud.
[00:02:17]  This was like this was standard white practice for like the last 50 years, you know.
[00:02:25]  Yeah.
[00:02:27]  Also, what black people are you getting away from, dude?
[00:02:31]  Are you just inundated with blacks?
[00:02:35]  Fucking UPN.
[00:02:36]  Is that what's happening in your life?
[00:02:37]  The people he had to see whenever he talked to UPN.
[00:02:41]  Yeah.
[00:02:42]  Just furious.
[00:02:43]  He's like, I got replaced with the PJs?
[00:02:49]  But yeah, Scott Adams reveals on Twitter, I just, sorry, I wanted to jump over to this tweet.
[00:02:54]  This is so good.
[00:02:55]  I've lost three careers to direct racism so far.
[00:02:59]  Crocker Bank, Pacific Bell, and cartooning.
[00:03:05]  So, all three were perpetrated by white people for their own gain.
[00:03:10]  No black person has ever discriminated against me.
[00:03:13]  That's partly why I identified as black for several years.
[00:03:20]  What?
[00:03:21]  What?
[00:03:24]  Does this?
[00:03:25]  Do we know about this?
[00:03:27]  Is this a thing he was doing?
[00:03:29]  Was he publicly identifying as black for several years?
[00:03:32]  I feel like this is a thing that we don't really have anymore.
[00:03:36]  There were white guys who thought they were cool and jokingly identified as black.
[00:03:43]  That was a thing that white guys would tell other white guys to describe where they grew up.
[00:03:52]  Or like what they were into and shit like that.
[00:03:56]  And thought they had a past to be black or something.
[00:04:03]  But that was the type of guy.
[00:04:05]  And I bet that's what Scott Adams was.
[00:04:07]  He was like a nerdy guy who thought he was down.
[00:04:11]  And would tell it like it is or whatever.
[00:04:13]  And thought that that was blackness.
[00:04:17]  That is my favorite thing is when someone was someone thinks that they were like black, but they were just poor.
[00:04:23]  And it's like, why did you do that?
[00:04:26]  Why?
[00:04:28]  You know, white people can be poor, too, like like yourself.
[00:04:30]  It's OK.
[00:04:32]  OK.
[00:04:33]  Uh, and then, yeah, Tony, you clarified, uh, to Scott.
[00:04:37]  You replied, you said, yo, you don't, you don't know me, but I'm a black person who's been discriminating against you for years.
[00:04:43]  Uh, good, good tweet.
[00:04:45]  And then, yeah, Maxell Talena, this is, I guess, read your friend's tweets today on Minion Death Call.
[00:04:51]  Uh, but yeah, Maxell Talena of Dysphoria Dimes says, I got fired for, from Pacific Bell for being racist.
[00:04:57]  Dude, your life is like an anal cunt song.
[00:05:02]  Yeah.
[00:05:03]  Hell yeah.
[00:05:04]  It's perfect.
[00:05:05]  Pitch perfect.
[00:05:06]  Kudos.
[00:05:10]  Yeah.
[00:05:12]  That shit was so funny to me, because it's like... What's the timeline on this?
[00:05:18]  Was the video before this, right?
[00:05:20]  Video was last Wednesday.
[00:05:21]  Yes, that video was before this, and in the video he says, like...
[00:05:28]  Black people are a hate group, but here he's like, but they've never discriminated against me.

=== Fired From a Bank in the 80s (01:26) ===

[00:05:33]  As a matter of fact, I, as a matter of fact, I identified as part of the hate group for a while.
[00:05:39]  Right, well we'll get in his video, he says some shit where it's like, you need to turn off the internet, dude.
[00:05:48]  Because you wouldn't know that you're discriminated against at all if you didn't read this stupid fucking Rasmussen poll that some right-wing troll created in the first place just to get you upset.
[00:06:00]  You know?
[00:06:01]  So much of what we cover on this show with right-wing media is just finding ways to get these guys pissed off.
[00:06:08]  Yeah.
[00:06:08]  Let's play more of the video.
[00:06:12]  Wherever you have to go, just get away.
[00:06:15]  Oh, I wanted to say also getting fired from a fucking bank in the 80s for racism.
[00:06:23]  Yeah.
[00:06:25]  How racist do you have to be, dude?
[00:06:27]  Like, what did you do to black people's accounts?
[00:06:29]  Like, we know you didn't give them mortgages, but like, what were you doing to their checking accounts?
[00:06:36]  No, he like, he like dressed up as a co-worker.
[00:06:39]  No, he probably could have got away with that.
[00:06:40]  I'll say he dressed up as a co-worker for Halloween, but he probably could have got away with that.
[00:06:43]  He was like, I don't know, he like brought a noose into work or something.
[00:06:48]  Cause like, yeah, it's the eighties and it's a bank, like you said.
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