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There's just no hiding inside the self-defense class for landlords.
After suing to end eviction protections, an LA property owners association prepares for the day tenants attack.
This is by Jack Ross, again on Capitol and Maine.
Thank you, Jack.
Yeah, I mean, just from this headline, I want everyone to understand that, you know, a landlord trained today, did you?
You should be able to lift your landlord over your head.
That should be a goal.
Yeah.
This instantly reminded me of another story that, not really a story, but just a phenomenon that we covered in 2019 called the Landlord Protection Agency.
You remember that episode, Tony?
Yep.
Yep.
Fucking classic.
Disgusting group of individuals?
Yeah, just some of the lowest scum on earth.
The Landlord Protection Agency was like an advice website agency that taught landlords how to be more sociopathic.
How to deaden whatever humanity was left inside them so they could be better landlords.
Yeah, yeah.
It was literally teaching, like, don't let them fool you with their sad stories.
Don't listen to their sad stories.
Yeah, and it also had a ton of tips on how to not give your tenants their deposits back.
Go back and listen to that episode.
I remember it being pretty good.
Just search Landlord Protection Agency, Minion Death Cult, and it'll come up.
We had Jack Allison from Struggle Sesh on that episode.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so this one though, this is not a theoretical or metaphorical protection agency for landlords.
This is a literal physical self-defense class for landlords.
Do you think they allow tenants in these spaces?
Like, I don't know the status of Jack Roth, the author, the journalist here.
But do you think they, like, would feel comfortable allowing a tenant in this class?
Do you think you would get, like, a Bobby Hill situation where they wouldn't want you there?
You probably have to, like, show that you own property somehow.
They won't let you in unless you can show that.
Not only that, you probably have to show that you have a tenant you hate, is what you have to prove.
Yeah, it's like getting jumped into a gang or something.
You have to bring them the left shoe of one of your tenants.
Yeah.
Okay.
This story is so good.
The photo is great.
It's a bunch of landlords and property managers.
Because this is, in theory, for landlords, but the best landlords don't have to do any of this shit.
True.
Yeah, the smart ones.
Yeah, the the everybody but a quote mom and pop landlord pretty much has like an agency doing managing tenants for them, you know, that's like you didn't become a landlord to work.
You know what I'm saying?
You're going to be paying other people to do it.
But anyway, yeah, property managers, like, yeah.
On the other side of this door, bracing for like, yeah, a tenant wielding an axe to run through.
Property managers prepare to ambush an overt instructor pretending to be an active shooter.
Jack Ross is also the photographer here.
I can't commend Jack enough for this.
Yeah, preparing for a mass shooter.
Like, they're trying to kill you.
They're not trying to kill a bunch of people.
Landlord, they're coming for you.
Don't pretend like we're all in this together against those tenants, right?
Everybody, they could show up at your place of business one day and spray us down.
I do kind of hate that they believe in the proletariat more than the proletariat does.
They're going to arm themselves and they're going to protect their property.
They're going to protect their homes.
And we're like, I don't know about that.
I don't know.
Yeah, look what Marx says about gun ownership.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Okay, so begin the story here.
Quote, if you googled tenant landlord murder, you'll see, Carrie Rios says.
The former traffic cop pushes her tortoise shell glasses up her nose and surveys her class of property managers and landlords who have so far failed to match her pep at nine in the morning.
The poster behind her commemorates a 1948 campaign against rent control.
Freedom is everybody's business, it reads.
Wow.
Yeah, there were close up.
Freedom is everyone's business.
There's close up photos of this.
Repeal rent control.
It says freedom is every freedom.
It's just good business.
Freedom.
You know, the freedom to charge your tenants whatever you want.
It's everyone's business.
It's also your right to pay that much.
Think of a world where you're not going to be allowed to pay way over market price.
That's what America's for, baby.
You should be able to do that.
You're selling yourself short.
You're worth it.
You're worth that $2,400 studio apartment.
Sure, you can cheap out elsewhere in life, but do you really want to cheap out on where you live?
Think about it.
Yeah, I think so.
It was way more than... The landlord-tenant situation was not what caused the actual murder, right?
What was the one in was the one in Portland like ended up being justified?
Yeah, I think so.
Like it was way more than the the landlord tenant situation was not what caused the actual murder.
Right.
It was like it was like a self-defense thing.
Right.
Yeah, I'm reading here from the Oregonian.
Sword death of Portland landlord in slasher mask ruled self-defense.
So many cases, she said, grinning and shaking her head.
That's why this class is so important.
On a great February day at the offices of the Apartment Association of Greater Los Angeles, A-A-G-L-A, 11 landlords and property managers have enrolled in a two and a half hour Yeah, two.
It's probably a typo.
Two-and-a-half-hour self-defense class to protect themselves from, quote, irate tenants, quote, transients, and the other hazards of life in the private housing business.
The course teaches them how to stop life-threatening bleeding, maintain, quote, 360 degrees of awareness, take cover from bullets, and disarm shooters.
These people are like- It sucks so bad, like- These people are more delusional than the cops.
Like, the cops are also training for this stuff, these kind of stuff, needlessly.
But, like, now landlords are gonna start, like, telling each other that tenants are hiding fentanyl around the apartment in case of an unwarranted entry by the landlord and strike them dead.
Yeah, and that's why you need to use, like, flash grenades for your tenants.
But what sucks about this is there's nothing wrong with self-defense classes.
There's nothing wrong with learning about how to like, you know, handle yourself in certain situations, but to do it under the guides of being a landlord and that's why you have to do it is just like so disgusting.
You know, just tell your landlord friends to go to self-defense classes, but they're like, no, this is just for us.
This is for landlords specifically.
Well, you guys, you have to not only like defend yourself, but you also have to like, Give them the eviction notice.
Boom.
Wow.
I mean, you have to know, you have to get inside their head in order to know how to defend yourself against the tenant.
You have to know how the tenant thinks.
You know, a tenant isn't going to behave like a normal person would in a street fight or a, or a mugging or something.
You know, they're, they're like, they're sneaky and wily and crafty.
Yeah and also they're calling your property their home and that gives them some sort of psychological advantage when you know the whole time it's really yours so they shouldn't even feel that way.
Yeah.
Should be wearing the visitor's jersey whenever I come over.
Okay, uh, and other hazards of life in the private housing business.
The course teaches them how to stop life-threatening bleeding, maintain quote 360 degrees of awareness, take cover from bullets, and disarm shooters.
Founded in 1917, AAGLA is the premier association representing landlords and property managers in Los Angeles.
Last year, it hired the Health and Safety Institute to teach its AVERT Active Violence Emergency Response Training self-defense course because, quote, as landlords and property managers, we can be subject to verbal and or physical attacks by renters or tenants groups.
The event description explains, quote, unfortunately, the media portrays us as evil.
Amazing.
Like, no one's.
They're not randomly attacking you.
I want to make that real clear.
This isn't happening.
They're not just attacking landlords for no reason.
I can't believe it's been around for that long.
You think they proudly use Israeli army techniques?
You think they eat crab maga?
No, you know what else happened in 1917?
The Russian Revolution.
And then coincidentally, A-A-G-L-A, another union for landlords is formed in America.
Wow.
Collectivism, folks.
Socialism, collectivism.
You don't like your landlords getting together and petitioning the big government to do their bidding?
That's socialism.
Yeah, that's what that is.
It looks like.
Last year it hired the Health and Safety Institute to teach its AVERT subject to verbal and or physical attacks by renters or tenant groups.
You're like, you're killing me.
Fuck you.
Or just, hey, we all talk to each other and we're not going to pay rent until you fix our fucking plumbing issues.
And that's like, that's abuse.
That's what they need to know to defend themselves against.
And that's why you just conceal carry.
Yeah.
Easy math.
Rios teaches the course with Hans Sievert, a 6'5 Lt.
Paramedic who says he is, quote, passionate about bleeding control.
Which is kind of a funny joke, I think.
They believe landlords in particular need the training.
And quote, yeah, just some of the most marginalized in our society are the landlords.
If anybody needs this.
Do you think this guy's even a landlord?
No, he just, he's from one, like, somebody who provides a necessary service, like, you know, emergency medical response, understands, you know, the plight of somebody else who provides a necessary service, housing.
Yeah, absolutely.
They're bonded in that way.
They do it for the people.
This is called solidarity.
You don't have to have 100% in common with somebody.
You don't have to be a landlord just to want them to fight their tenants.
But you also can't be a tenant either.
In COVID, a lot of people lost their jobs.
They lost their family.
And the last thing they have is their house, Rios tells the group.
Quote, you're taking the last thing they have.
This is their worst day.
I'm not trying to scare you, but you need to be prepared for that.
That sucks.
Cause I mean, they do get it.
Yeah.
They do understand.
So that's so disgusting.
Yeah.
I mean, say it out loud.
Like that's one, that's the thing you have to think about.
If you, if you are considering being a landlord, are you going to be okay with kicking somebody out of their home?
Because that's what might happen.
Even if you're renting to a friend, circumstances change.
Maybe that friend becomes your enemy.
I don't know, you know what I'm saying?
You have to be comfortable with the idea of kicking somebody out.
If they're a family, you know?
It's why you don't become a landlord.
So you don't have to think about that.
I kick them out, but I'm always here for a reference, okay?
You know, so I know I kick him out of my home, but I'll always be a good reference for you, so don't worry about it.
You're taking the last thing they have.
This is their worst day.
But it's also how you make your money.
I'm not trying to scare you.
That's like the scariest thought you can imagine is what if I kick somebody else out on the street and they get really mad at me.
Yeah, not the other way around.
I might be kicked out of my house, but I'm surprised they even called it their house or their home.
Well, they're just channeling the rentoid.
That's how the rentoid thinks of it.
That's why they get so upset.
If they knew it was my house, they wouldn't be that upset.
They would know that I have the right to do that.
That's true, yeah.
Uh, when you go to evict, they're ready for you, she adds.
Are they?
That's good.
Because, I mean, I'd like to see more of that.
I would like to see people... Because if you're getting evicted, you always got more time than they say you do, and I hope you're prepared for that.
You know?
That's what I'm trying to get at here.
She's just like imagining they're like booby trapping the home.
They're ready for you.
They've had all night to place Christmas ornaments on the stairs and hang buckets of paint from the ceiling.
You know that doorknob's gonna be scalding hot.
Yeah.
When you go to Evict, they're ready for you.
You gotta watch out.
They have this move where they get down on their hands and knees and tug at the hem of your pants, begging you not to kick them out.
You know what that's called?
That's called leg control.
Don't fall for it.
They're just getting you to lower their level and lower your defense, and then they're gonna sweep it.
They're gonna take you straight down, so don't fall for that shit.
Shake them off.
Quote, we're afraid, agrees a mom and pop landlord who declined to give her name because she was worried about anti-landlord bias.
Why, why did this guy, you know, no shots, why did he say mom and pop landlord?
Does he, is he like okay with how funny that sounds to put it in a, in an art?
Cause that's like prop, that's like landlord propaganda, mama.
It's, and it's not even in like scare quotes or, or whatever.
It's, it's just what he calls her.
But it's not even that.
I mean, it's that, but it's also they're aware that, yes, there are everyday people that are landlords that are awful people.
But there's something even worse than that, which is these big conglomerates that come in and they become the landlords.
And it is a big corporation.
So these evil people are even aware that they're like, hey, they're the, you know, they're the ones that are grinding.
They're blue collar landlords.
You know, they don't have I don't listen.
I don't own, you know, thousands of apartments.
I would love to.
But unfortunately, I only own 19 homes.
Well, that's what I'm saying, though, that it's like land.
It's like landlord propaganda, like, oh, no, we're the we're the cornerstone compared to corner store compared to Walmart or whatever.
But I just I don't know why it's in this article.
We're afraid, agrees a mom-and-pop landlord who declined to give her name because she was worried about anti-landlord bias.
They're gonna dox her.
They're gonna dox her for being a landlord.
Yeah.
She and her husband tell the group they came to learn how to deal with, quote, homeless people and tenants who get a little crazed, end quote, tenants who come after you with a video camera.
Which is a deadly weapon.
In the modern age, assault with a deadly weapon, that's called a live stream.
That's called getting gotcha'd.
Yeah, that's good.
Getting cancelled.
Yeah, that's exactly what that is.
Because you're essentially ruining their life, right?
You're making them look bad.
Yeah, they're trying to assassinate your character, which is just as important as your life, you know?
Disgusting.
The sessions were an immediate hit when they launched last year, successfully competing for space in a packed AAGLA calendar that also offers estate planning, Q&As with local politicians like County Supervisor Catherine Barger, and lectures on COVID-19 eviction protections with Dennis Block, the super lawyer once called the Henry Ford of evictions for his, quote, breathtaking efficiency processing cases.
Today's turnout is paltry compared to that of previous seasons, which sold out at 30 attendees each, Rios explains.
So also getting flashbacks to the, what was it, the restaurants conference that we covered a couple episodes ago?
Yeah.
Just like the most ghoulish people in existence bragging about how evil they are.
Don't worry, comrade.
It gets better from here.
Until February 4th.
The rest of the restaurant thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Until February 1st, landlords could not evict tenants of the City of Los Angeles who cite COVID-19 as the reason they could not pay rent.
The resulting conflicts between tenants and landlords, in part, inspired AAGLA to host the classes, says Executive Director Dan Yukleson, who also completed the training.
County protections expire March 31st.
I wonder how many landlords Got federal loans that were then waived for COVID, like small business, whatever, loans for COVID-19 that they then never had to pay back.
I wonder how many of them, I don't, maybe, maybe there was some clause that said landlords need not apply.
I wouldn't be surprised in this anti-landlord environment, especially with Joe Biden at the head.
But just think about like, Of course, of course people like needed help not getting kicked out of their fucking apartment or their living situation or whatever, but they didn't get near the amount of help that businesses got.
I mean, I think they could have.
There was like a section, depending on where you live kind of thing, but I know there was a thing where some landlords were actually trying to like help people fill out their forms, fill out like the rental assistance forms so they could still get money.
Yeah.
And I think some even like did it for them.
And so like, that's the only, that was the closest thing to it.
That was like one of the closest things to, you know, but I'm sure they probably can call it a business.
Maybe they said they had, how are they going to pay their property managers?
Here's my PPP, you know, PPP loan.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just saying, like, it sucks so bad what we do for regular people.
Like, there was like a one-time payment of $1,000 or something.
$1,500?
How much was it?
I didn't get it.
Uh, it depends.
I think it was $1,500.
Yeah.
Versus, you know, how many months were we in pandemic?
How many months were people unemployed?
How many months of rent did they then still have to pay back?
It was just an eviction moratorium.
It's not a waiver of debt the way that, again, small businesses and big businesses got waivers of debt for the pandemic package.
Anyway, yeah, these assholes are suing over the idea that somebody can't be evicted from their home during the pandemic that you guys are all complaining about as well.
AAGLA sued both the city and the county over their eviction protections and regularly lobbied to end the so-called moratorium, though LA courts continued to process thousands of evictions throughout the pandemic.
Euclidson agrees that rising rents have raised tensions too.
In Los Angeles County, nearly half of tenants reported that they were unable to pay all of their rent during the pandemic.
According to a 2021 UCLA USC study, the median amount owed was $2,800.
USC researchers found that an estimated 73% of renters in the city of Los Angeles were rent burdened in 2019, paying more than a third of their income to their landlords.
78% paying more than a third of their income to landlords in the city of Los Angeles.
48% of renters are severely rent burdened, paying more than half their incomes to their landlords.
Yeah, easily.
That doesn't surprise me at all.
Like, that doesn't surprise me one bit.
I mean, I'm in that camp, you know, and I'm, cause I, for some reason where I'm at Inland Empire, we're paying Los Angeles prices.
You know, it's absurd.
And yeah, that's everybody I know.
You know, it's out of control.
This is like what the, you know, this is maybe me broadcasting or casting too far or wide of a net, but this is like what all segments of capital are going to do, is they're going to continue to gouge the rest of us, continue to like suck the rest of us dry while investing in self-defense Courses or self-defense measures, you know, like the police stocking up with military grade hardware.
Now the landlords, the landlords are just at the self-defense stage where they're, they're learning how to do like, like hip throws or something.
They're learning how to, how to go for the eyes.
Right.
But eventually there's going to be like, you know, every rental, every like, what do you call it?
Like management, property management company is going to have a sound cannon.
I wish they were being trained by that guy, the guy who just does the one-handed tosses for his self-defense, and he wears the sleeveless security guard uniform and does the one-hand wave-off tosses.
I wish that's who was teaching these classes.
Yeah, what is that called?
I should've got the best.
I should've got him.
So that style of martial arts that, wow, there's so much better than every other martial art when you think about it.
They barely have to touch somebody with one finger and they go flying.
It's whatever Steven Seagal invented.
Yeah, no, it's just, they know what's coming.
The capitalist class, they know what's coming.
They know what's coming for, you know, the country and for them.
And so, they're all going to be looking in this direction.
Like, Ticketmaster is going to start having armored vehicles for their, you know what I mean?
Like, just the worst, most parasitic elements of our economy are all going to head this direction.
Maybe we should all just do what society's already doing.
Just for ourselves.
Let's buy tanks, folks.
Quote, the only thing that hasn't been done to us is painting us with horns and a tail, Uckelson says.
We don't even say, quote, landlord anymore because anything with a lord is bad.
Landlord, drug lord.
Those are the only two.
But you asked for that.
Yeah.
You're the ones who wanted that.
We're still saying landlord.
You're the ones that were like, listen, that's not you know, we actually we actually prefer home providers, housing providers now.
That was you guys.
That was not fucking us.
We would never.
We hate your guts.
They can come up with a new thing and we'll call them that.
Make fun of them that whatever way you want, sir.
Although yeah, anything with lord is bad.
Landlord, drug lord.
But he ends there, but does he mean like the lord also?
That's become a slur.
Saying the lord has become a slur now in our politically correct woke society.
Saying Lord and Savior is just something you can't say out loud anymore without being persecuted.
Yeah, if George Carlin was alive, it would be the eighth thing you can't say on television anymore.
What's that?
One of the number one shows was about Jesus?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Euclid says he has no research demonstrating increased violence against landlords, but tenants advocates say that the pandemic heightened conflict to L.A.' 's eviction defense network says that in 2020 complaints, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
During the pandemic, 911 calls from tenants reporting their landlords had illegally locked them out of their units also spiked, and the calls were concentrated in black and Latino neighborhoods.
By the end of 2022, L.A.
County landlords were again filing evictions at pre-pandemic rates.
So yeah, the tensions are heightening between landlords and... Did I say that tenants are heightening?
No.
The tensions are heightening between landlords and their tenants, and we don't really know why.
Oh yeah, it's because we raised rents and illegally locked out a bunch of people from their houses during a pandemic.
Weird.
I don't know why they're reacting that way.
After the morning session concludes, property managers Nedra Bloodsaw and Lupe Leon reflect on life, quote, on the front lines as they fiddle with a pair of generation 7 combat application tourniquets.
I'm sorry.
I don't care how good the rent rate is.
I'm probably I'm never going to rent anything from someone named Bloodsaw.
Well, she is learning how to apply a tourniquet now.
That would, that seems like it would come in handy.
Oh, that's good.
So she would just like subdue me, but then not let me die.
Yeah.
She's like, I'm taking, I'm, I'm, I'm getting the artery, but then I'm gonna stop it just to humble you.
She's going to, uh, turn you into like Elijah Wood at the end of his arc in Sin City.
And you tie you up to a tree and let a, let a wolf eat your tourniqueted, uh, stumps.
They're kind of just playing themselves, though, because if these tenants end up having hospital bills, they're never going to get their rent paid.
Fucking BloodSaw.
What a cool last name.
BloodSaw.
Yeah.
That's a cool last name as long as you didn't pick it.
If you picked it, then that's lame.
That's dorky.
But if you were born a BloodSaw, it's pretty cool.
Good for you.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, just on life on the front lines of evicting people from their homes.
Um, now don't give me like, I understand if you're an apartment manager, you are dealing with a lot of people and you know, just the statistically, some of those people are going to be assholes or even like insane, you know, crazy.
Um, I understand, that's more like real work, but it's like you're doing work on behalf of a landlord, you know?
So maybe get your, like you're like a class traitor, essentially, not to get dramatic about it, but you're like, you're on the opposing side, right?
And so it's hard to really feel sorry for you having to deal with like, A bunch of people's lives.
Like, everybody has problems in their lives, you know?
And you have to deal with all of them because you put yourself in the situation where you're in between them and a place to live.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, your job should only be to, like, fix the water heater.
Like, don't... Don't do anything beyond that.
Once you do anything beyond, like, fixing things, then you're a class traitor, so... Sorry, that's just part of the job.
You took that job.
Sorry about that.
That's like...
It sucks because as a UPS driver, I talk to a lot of property managers.
I deliver to a lot of offices and stuff, and I hear stories from them where they're like, yeah, a homeless guy tried to get in here or whatever, and I'm just like, that sucks for everybody.
I'm not gonna lecture them about private property or anything like that, but I had one guy, Tell me that like somebody rushed up on a tenant while they were coming through the door and like he had it on video and he showed me the video.
And the guy yelled at him, or whatever, and he, like, walked away.
And he was like, but he could have, like, had a knife and stabbed him to death.
Like, just like, just like that.
And I was like, how likely is that to happen though, man?
And he was like, well, no, not likely.
And I'm like, yeah.
He's like, well, my mind just goes to the, to the worst thing.
And I'm like, oh, okay.
You're all like, have you ever thought that maybe I could have a knife?
And I could just have you?
Like, right now?
I mean, think about it.
That's what you're... Those are the odds you're running.
Yeah, I feel bad because I like this guy, but like, that's... Like, these property managers are not getting paid that much money, right?
They're, you know... Maybe it's a living wage, but they're not, like... They're not getting paid enough to, like, handle domestic disputes, or...
Fights or anything like they don't have the training for the it's like one person, right?
You know, maybe maybe a team of people but they're not all there at the same time usually Yeah, so I this is just it's it's once again like Property companies real estate companies like putting somebody Letting somebody out letting a wage work letting a wage earner a worker deal with all the problems deal with the actual
deteriorating situation where there are homeless people trying to get inside.
There are mentally ill people on the street.
Uh, everybody's just fucking crazy in general right now.
Um, now, now they have to deal with it.
And of course they're going to be like, Oh shit, I should get some self-defense training classes.
If I'm going to have to like, yeah, get between someone in their apartment door or something like that.
Like I said, the twisted part about this is, I mean, sure, like I said, I think everybody should have some sort of self-defense knowledge.
But to do it solely because you're a landlord or property manager is, like, that's what sucks.
But you're right, though.
It is that filter that the rich put between themselves and, like, the rest of the world and, like, actual, you know, working-class society.
They put that filter there between them, and that's, like, It's so easy to do, but the trick about that is that if you're a property manager, you could never become someone that has a property manager.
You're never going to get paid enough to do that.
And that's kind of backwards in itself.
You should be mad too.
You should be like, why am I being put at risk right now for nothing?
Yeah, most property managers I meet, they don't look like thrilled about their job.
Which, you know, to be fair, not many people are, so.
Oh yeah, let me finish this BloodSaw anecdote.
BloodSaw says a tenant called her, quote, everything but a child of God when she tried to throw out the woman's boyfriend who was not on her lease.
Quote, she cut my tires, BloodSaw says.
And it's like, yeah, you kicked her boyfriend out of her, what are you, her mom?
Yeah, what are you doing?
I hate that shit, because I think, like, they run that.
They're like, OK, if you do something that's not on the lease, like, oh, sorry, you had some life-changing things happen in between.
You met someone and fell in love and decided to move in with you.
Like, you didn't talk to me about that, me, your landlord.
You should have talked to me about that before you started the relationship.
Right now, my landlord's trying to, like, he's trying to get me to send pictures of the inside of the house to him for insurance, apparently.
But I think he's just trying to get me to take pictures of my kid's room.
Because I don't, like, I don't know if, because my kid's not really on my lease.
So that's, you have to put, like, everybody who lives there on the lease?
Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah.
Well, because she's put down as, like, part-time, but if she has a fucking whole room, they're going to be like, oh, She's more than that or whatever.
But I'm not going to send you those pictures, man.
I said I would, but I'm just never going to do it.
That's the way to do it.
That's also just not a thing.
I've never been in a situation where we have some insurance stuff going on and you just send pictures of the inside of your house.
Inside of three in every room and then the outside of the house.
I don't think that's my job.
My property manager at my last building, he ran like two or three apartment buildings.
So if you called him with a problem, he would hopefully be able to have it handled the next day or a few days on.
And you had to let somebody into your apartment while you were gone.
And I have cats who are not outdoor cats, so it's like a whole fucking hassle.
I don't want to trust somebody else with my cats, you know, not letting them out.
Yeah.
But he wanted me to take pictures of the apartment so he could list it.
When I was moving out.
That's so funny.
And I was, I just never responded.
I'm like, I'm not going to do that.
Fuck you.
I mean, not fuck you because like, I didn't, I didn't, you know, he was fine.
I kind of liked him, but, uh, I'm not going to do that.
You can, you can do your job.
You can do your job later when I moved out.
Right.
That's so wild.
Yeah.
I felt weird.
Like, I don't want everybody to see like my, my home.
No.
It's just really dirty and I feel like cleaning up.
Yeah, it's also just not your job.
Yeah.
Uh, quote, she cut my tires, Bloodsauce says.
Quote, when we serve a notice, they start screaming, Lupe says.
They're yelling, why are you evicting me?
Oh, here she says it right here.
Quote, the company is safe.
They're far away, Bloodsauce says.
We have to deliver the hate mail.
Yeah, you signed up for it.
Again, it's even worse than a landlord because you're not making landlord money.
No.
You have to be comfortable doing that for 15 bucks an hour, maybe 20 bucks an hour.
No, thank you.
Sucks so bad.
You think the company covered the cost of this class?
It was a free class, I think.
Oh, wow.
Oh, put on by this... Okay, that's really funny.
Julian Cuevas, an on-site manager with Roxbury Properties, says violence is a part of the profession, quote, more so than ever.
When members of this county's 70,000 strong homeless population break into the building he manages, looking for shelter in vacant units, Cuevas and his wife are sent to remove them.
Quote, we always say, sitting in the office, we're fucked, he says.
Yeah, you're fucked in a couple ways, man.
Why are you doing this shit?
Get a real job.
Get a different job, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck, man.
God, what an awful world we live in.
Yeah, go work in a warehouse, man, for real.
Like, fuck this shit.
Quote, everyone can see us and everyone knows who we are.
Tenants, they're more bark than bite, but they know where we live, so there's just no hiding.
You know where they live!
You have keys to their house!
What are you talking about?
Yeah, they know who you are because you got in their face one time.
You know, they'll never forget it.
Like, that's why they know who you are.
Tenants, they're more bark than bite, but they know where we live, so there's just no... So maybe... Oh, maybe this is, like, these are property managers who live on site?
Who, like... I guess so.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
In an apartment building?
Yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
They probably get, like, their rent... They probably get a rent discount.
I'm not gonna say they get their rent covered.
They probably get their rent discount.
Here's another photo of them dogpiling a mass shooter.
It's amazing.
In the first half of the course, the students practice applying tourniquets to life-threatening wounds, lacerations you can bleed out of in three minutes.
Quote, one of the most life-threatening injuries I see is when people punch through plate glass windows, and that might be something you guys deal with in tenant-landlord's disputes, Sievert says as the group murmurs in agreement.
Quote, people get heated and they punch out a window.
Well, as soon as I get that call, I'm already getting out the tourniquet.
So, yeah, a self-inflicted wound from, like, your irate tenant, I guess is what they're talking about, you know, needing this self-defense training for.
In well-produced videos, Avert co-founder Darcy Loitsinger tells the audience to, quote, strike the nose with an open palm when fighting an assailant.
Push your fingers into the eyes, the former narcotics officer says, adopting a newscaster's fluctuating vocal intonations, quote, consider scratching and biting.
Yeah, what did I say?
That's Krav Maga, baby.
That's true.
That's exactly what that is.
That's where they got that from.
Wow.
See, what you're going to want to do if you're in a life and death situation with a tenant, well, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to try to jab out one of their eyes.
Tenants use these to see.
They use these often to do their manual labor jobs that they need to perform in order to survive.
If we do it right, maybe they'll get some sort of social security handout that these disabled people keep on hearing about.
Maybe that's how they can pay their rent.
So catch their eyes out.
Mash them in the nose, because as we know, homeless people use their nose to float on scents of cooling pies on windows.
They won't want to lose that moneymaker of the nose.
And the nostrils expand and allows them to float.
That's how they get there.
That's how they seek shelter.
They're gonna say they're seeking shelter, but they're really just trying to steal your pies.
Much of the course focuses on preventing mass shootings, another reason Euclid says AAGLA started the class.
In the afternoon, four managers from the Lumina Hollywood Apartments explained they just foiled a mass shooting in their 22 story building.
There's a link here.
Wow, I guess.
Man with rifles pointed out the windows of his high-rise apartment faces charges, DA said.
A man with a cache of weapons and a sniper-like setup in his apartment in a Hollywood high-rise is now facing charges.
Some residents became concerned about their neighbor and alerted police, leading to his arrest.
Yeah, so what did the property managers do?
I was going to say, we're going to have to eat our words when we hear some story of like, you know, a mass shooting happened and being subdued really far away.
And it was like it was landlords, you know, it was landlords who were there.
They were the brave ones.
They're the ones who knew what to do.
Um, residents called police to say that Johnson had been making bizarre threats against them and security staff at the apartment complex.
All right.
Um, they've just foiled.
We just foiled another, like, they should, they should call it instead of going postal, you know, that's so 90s, they should call it going rentoid.
Going rental.
He just stopped somebody from going.
They put that there.
Going full rental.
They put that there vaguely underneath.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
They put that there vaguely, like underneath a picture of them, you know, holding down a quote, active shooter.
So they they're trying to make it seem like, no, this is we have to use this.
This is a real thing.
Another resident manager to property on Hollywood's Las Palmas Avenue says he says a tenant is often publicly intoxicated.
And has been making suicidal comments.
She came to the course in part for help.
So yeah, so the like, only real world instance is a guy, like a crazy guy pointing a rifle out his window, right?
The other two examples were like, what if your tenant gets mad and cuts their own wrists on a broken, on broken glass?
And then this one is, yeah, I have a tenant who's going to kill himself any day.
I'm so afraid for my life.
It's funny because if you maybe interrogate them a little bit more, you can get them to see that there's something much bigger that's the problem going on here in this country.
They probably know, but like, they're not, you know, they're not going to achieve the answer anyway by quitting their job.
They realize that as well.
As a property manager, I feel that's actually, that does suck that part of your job description, I guess, or you feel responsible for is when you do have a tenant who is having suicidal ideations and you feel like that's part of your responsibility.
That's gnarly.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
As that person, as the property manager or as the landlord, you're dealing with the problems of a household for every household in your building like every household has problems in the last portion of the training the group simulates a mass shooting sievert pounds on the door with a fake assault rifle as the group hides against the wall bloodsaw covers herself with the california flag as lupe leon
Leon crouches beneath a poster of Howard Jarvis slathering plaster onto a cracked dam marked Prop 13, which is failing to contain a flood labeled, quote, runaway government spending.
Amazing.
Prop 13 being the California state law that prevents raising property taxes, I believe.
The rent control one?
It's not.
It's like the opposite of rent control.
Oh, okay.
Under Prop 13, all real property has established base year values, a restricted rate of increase on assessments no greater than 2% each year.
So it's, yeah, you can't raise property taxes by more than 2% a year.
And so they're saying that's like, that's the last thing keeping government spending, you know, from flooding the entire state.
Uh, that's the poster on the wall.
Then Sievert bursts in and they wrench the barrel of his gun from his hands.
Cuevas and Jackie Gutierrez throw Nerf balls at his face.
They cheer and high-five when the big man goes down.
Quote, people want to be Robin Hoods, Euclidson says.
They want to transfer wealth from a property to someone else.
They want free rent.
Now they say, quote, housing is a human right.
I mean, it's crazy.
Quote, unless the government provides the housing, he adds.
Can you imagine?
I mean, yeah, actually, I can't.
I can't.
I can't imagine, you know, not to not too crazy.
What are the what are the Nerf balls supposed to be?
Any object, they're supposed to be like school books.
Like your school book or your backpack.
You know, it's like what they teach kids to throw at a mat.
He's just doing like, that's why, that's why they're doing a mass shooting training is because they hired like somebody who trains school kids.
They hired, they just like took a program that trains school kids and transferred it over to adult landlords.
And we're like, yeah, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to grab like Uh, maybe a book or a shiny apple for teacher or maybe the class gerbil and you're gonna throw it at your tenant when they try to come into your apartment to do a mass shooting.
Unless the government provides the housing, he adds.
Can you imagine?
No way.
We all get shivers down our spine.
Impossible.
Yeah.
I there's not a lot of people on the right wing discussing this.
Go figure, because it's very funny.
But I did find one post on Facebook from Terry Tracy Hera, who says this is how Los Angeles is supporting landlords.
Crying, laughing emoji.
Sure, it looks like a free workout experience.
Thank you, taxpayers.
Thank you so much for offering me a class on self-defense so I don't die trying to get my property back.
The utopia promised by Democrats is endless.
Purple heart emoji.
And that's the purple heart of, uh, bravery for landlords like Terry Tracy Hera.
Baver than the troops, you know?
The little picture with this is not just showing someone like face striking somebody, but someone doing like a flying knee.
Like doing, you know, a three foot vertical to get the knee to the tenant's face.
Yeah, what you're talking about.
And that's how you get your property back.
She posted a link to TheRealDeal.com, which is a real estate news website that just took this article from Capital in Maine and ported it over, essentially.
They linked to it, but they still just reported on what Capital in Maine reported on.
You know, from the view of the landlord, I'm assuming.
But yeah, the thumbnail image is of stick figure characters doing the eye gouge and doing the flying knee, like Tony said, to each other.
So good.
Oh, yeah.
Well, thanks so much.
We're out here dying.
We're out here dying.
Landlords are dying in the fucking street.
And the government says, oh, here's here's a class where they teach you to put your keys between your fingers.
Yeah.
I don't know.
How about something that will actually work, like internment camps for homeless people?
There's someone out there who's saying, you know, this is what you're doing for landlords?
I've seen the LAPD budget, and this is all you're giving landlords?
Yeah, exactly.
This is fucked up, you know?
Why are we giving them all that money if they're not helping me get my property back?
I don't think this was taxpayer funded.
That's what's so funny.
I don't think so either.
This was the Property Owners Association.
Like, these are your people.
This is your guys' idea.
This isn't the taxpayers, which would be insane if it, if it, I'm sure the association gets tax breaks of some kind, but the idea that the taxpayers are footing this bill is really funny.
And she's like, yeah, that's why it's, that's why it's such a joke is probably because the taxpayers funded it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is what they do with our money?
Yeah, all right.
Moving on.
Story here that it kind of got me mad.
Kind of got me mad online.
There's a video, a viral video going around of a big black kid Tackling and beating up his teacher to the point of unconsciousness because, quote, she took his Nintendo Switch.
That is the headline that's going around, it's the tweet that's going around, but it's being covered in mainstream news source, NBC and maybe even NPR, I can't remember what I saw, but like a bunch of news sources are covering it, and that's all what they're saying.
Student attacks and knocks teacher unconscious for taking his Nintendo Switch.
So they're saying that when they're not specifically saying, black student beats up white teacher.
That's the more extreme version of it, which is also going very viral on Twitter, but like the unbiased like facts only one is showing video of that.
But the headline saying because she took his Nintendo switch so all the all the usual suspects in addition to Mainstream outlets are sharing this Andy.
No is sharing this the Hodge twins are sharing this like all the all the most vile like Race-baiting concern troll people out there.
Uh, they love this story.
This is like their favorite story right now and It's got everything for them because what is not in the headline is this kid is, they can't disclose what he actually has because he's a minor, because he's a 17 year old minor.
But they have disclosed that he was in the special needs program.
And if you watch this video, like I don't, This isn't, the main point of the video, or like the main horrific thing about the video is of course this teacher being beaten up really badly.
It's awful.
That's why I put this story second, because it's like a shit sandwich.
It's a shitty story.
No matter what, it's an awful thing that happened to this teacher.
If you watch the video, in my mind it's pretty clear that the kid is mentally handicapped.
I know you can't tell just by, you can't diagnose people just by looking at them, but he runs at her and does like a mosh pit push tackle against her back and she falls face down and then he gets on her back and just starts punching her back while his pants are falling down.
And he eventually just steps out of his pants and then he starts punching her back, including with like open hand strikes.
Like he's like pounding on her back with his open palm.
Yeah, it's pretty clear that the young man's on the spectrum, probably pretty severely autistic.
I feel comfortable saying that.
And it's pretty obvious, if you look at it, and you've had any exposure to anything like that, or even just children in general, these are very adolescent-looking strikes, movements in general.
It's pretty obvious.
That's not how, you know, that it's just, that's just, it's, it's very clear.
The motor, the motor skills.
Anything else that's going on is, is, is just right.
Like is, as you pointed out, to think anything else is going on besides that is just pretty much pure racism.
Well, it's fueling them.
They love this story because it's... We'll get into the responses, but when they pull the kid off of her, he's flailing at her with his feet.
It's very toddler-like movements, everything this guy's doing.
And again, this isn't to...
uh what's what's justify what he did like what's what's the word people are using uh it doesn't excuse what he did it just explains what he did it's just explaining what what happened in the face of overt racism like Tom Hennessey's post here on Twitter who says He includes the video which had 9.9 million views when I took this screenshot three days ago.
I think he said it was sourced.
I think Twitter said it was sourced from Scott Adams as well.
Epic Fight Twitter accounts are sharing this video.
Everybody has seen this video.
And again, it's shocking to me that people genuinely can't see the kid as a mentally handicapped child.
Because I watch the video and it's like plain as day to me.
And I don't have history working with kids like this.
Tom Hennessey, 69.
On Tuesday, 2-21-23, a black, 6'6", 270-pound student attacked a white teacher at Matanzas High School for taking away his Nintendo Switch during class.
This, again, this is the headline that she took away.
This was an act, you know, a thug couldn't handle some discipline, and so he lashed out at his white teacher.
The student is seen kicking and punching the unconscious woman in the back and head around 15 times.
When the student was escorted away by deputies, he spit at the teacher and quote, made comments that when he comes back, he was going to kill her.
And then they've included the hashtags.
Tom Hennessey has included the hashtags.
Hashtag Black History Month.
Hashtag Black Crime.
Hashtag Black Culture.
Hashtag Black IQ.
And so they again, they love this story because they see like, You know, a mentally disabled kid, a kid who's like, can't regulate his emotions and just say, oh, this is the black community, but we have to respect the black community because of their culture, their rich culture of being autistic.
It's extremely fucked.
The whole point of putting in a size in there is because the, we've talked about a few times on this show, the, you know, the black boy man phenomenon.
Where, you know, young black men, young black minors, are often perceived as full-grown adults, no matter kind of how old they are, because of their blackness.
And the mentality, the way people think about this is, you can't be 6'6 and 270 pounds and be a child.
You can't do either one of those.
You can't do those things at the same time.
Which is like, that's, you know, I weighed 300 pounds when I was 16.
Damn.
And that's why I was treated as an adult by my peers, and I felt the repercussions of that.
That's why this is happening.
He's taking away the option to understand that this is a miner who is, at best, not even bringing in being on the spectrum or anything like that.
It's taking away the option to even be on a minor who was having a bad time or anything like that, taking that away, removing that.
This is now officially a full adult grown man who is conscious of their decisions and chose violence.
That's what they're doing here.
And it's so transparent and it's so disgusting and it's so effective.
Name something the racist right loves to do more than lynch a mentally handicapped black child.
This is like, this has historical echoes going back throughout history.
Yeah, I mean, the thing is, he, the thing is, he is 6'6", he is 270 pounds.
No matter how clumsy that is, it's going to be, it's going to be effective.
It can be harmful.
We all know that.
That's something that when you do work with, when you do work with kids with autism and do work with people with autism, that's something that you're aware of.
That's something that you're trained for.
So that sucks, because people who do work within that type of education, or just assistants and whatnot, they are taught, and you're aware of that being an option.
And there's probably a note somewhere saying, don't fuck with the Switch.
Yeah, you know, I'm not trying to just I'm not trying to like say that she was in the wrong or anything because I don't know.
I don't even know what happened.
You know, I'm saying that this is that that wouldn't surprise me at all.
Yeah.
No, not at all.
And the thing is, is this is like a public school in Florida and it was, he's a special needs student, but again, it's a public school in Florida.
So what does that mean?
One teacher for the whole class, you know, the whole, uh, school's worth of special needs kids.
Like, you know, you're, you're right, Tony, that there is like training and a specific, Ways that people who do handle these situations, social workers, paraprofessionals, teacher, special needs teachers, they are equipped to handle these situations and they do.
They handle them all the time, every day.
All the time.
And they handle them while getting fucking mocked by the people who are too afraid to ever do one of these situations without pulling a gun out.
Right?
Think about what a joke, what a quote joke social workers are when it comes to the right wing, when it comes to like police supporters.
When they actually have to do these, they actually have to solve these problems.
They can't just pull out a gun and kill the problem.
You know, they actually have to, and they do, they're successful.
It's hard work, but they know how to do it.
And like- Yeah, it's not easy.
They lowered homicide rates, or not homicide rates, but like recidivism just by employing social workers instead of police officers in New York City.
Like they actually really did de-escalate and create more non-violent encounters just by sending social workers out who actually know what they're doing and care about what they're doing.
But, you know, I'm willing to bet that kind of funding and training doesn't go into the Florida public school system.
And what sucks, too, is also if you watch the video, it's pretty clear that everyone around knows the deal.
Except the fucking Marine, the ROTC Marine kid who like walks up slowly in uniform while she while she's getting pounded.
Yeah, but I mean, also like they because I think I think a lot of times I think that everyone did kind of know who he was, what the deal was, and that's why they kind of Cause that kid, that kid, I promise you the ROTC kid would have like two foot drop kicked anybody else.
Trying to be like a, but even he approached with like caution and was like, they all handled it as if they subdued him.
They like, they restrained him and like there was no one attacked him.
You know, that, like that, that looked like that was handled, you know, it was obviously the whole thing was bad, but the way that he was subdued, it seemed like everyone was aware of the situation.
Yeah, because I think that it would have been worse if they weren't.
Yeah, they got him off of her, but it did take a long time.
It did take kind of a while for people to react, which again, if you don't have the kind of training, maybe you don't know how to react.
Or like you said, Tony, he's like a volatile kid and you don't want to be the next one or whatever.
Um, yeah, here we go.
So let's I wanted to get into responses here.
Some of these are pretty vile again, because this is the shit we're talking about, but I think like it's important to see what they're doing.
It's important to see the games they're playing by spreading this video.
And I mean, you know, generally we know, um, but just the particular tax they're taking, I think are instructive.
Um, this guy, Derek E. Grayson, Uh, says, lock that big bastard up for 10 years.
Assault and battery, no parole.
He's a sociopath made by his most likely single mom.
This tweet goes on, but we can- Fuck.
Yeah.
Fuck you, Derek E. Grayson.
Derek E. Grayson is seemingly a black man.
This is the most disgusting shit I've ever seen in my entire life.
Like, again, you had no compassion for anybody in this video.
I doubt that that woman even feels this way about this.
You fucking disgusting piece of shit doing your race baiting just for engagement?
Just to do a little shuck and jive and not have any type of human decency?
Fuck you, Derek.
I hate that so much.
Yeah, he's a candidate for Georgia.
I don't know what he's running for.
It's just Grayson4Georgia and his link, Grayson4Georgia.com does not work.
So he's just, yeah, a huge asshole, but it's like somebody else said in my replies, they don't fucking care about this teacher who got beat up.
They hate this teacher.
They want to eliminate her fucking job.
Are you kidding?
A Florida public school teacher?
She's like an endangered species at this point.
They don't like anybody involved in this story.
Even the kid's mom!
They're inventing like...
This kid's single mom to hate.
So instead of blaming, quote, blaming the kid's disabilities, the kid's mental, you know, I don't know the PC way to say it, but the kid's mental handicaps, instead of like, Correctly identifying that as the cause of what happened, they're just picking their favorite thing to blame this on.
Oh, it's black IQ.
Oh, it's black culture.
It's the hip-hop.
Hip-hop videos did this.
That's why the kid wanted his Switch back.
He saw a hip-hop video where they beat up their mom for a Switch or whatever.
Or there's a TikTok trend going around now where you tackle your teacher from behind.
You know, whatever There's so many avenues for them to explore with this particular kid.
Bad.
Bad people.
Two back-to-back bad responses.
These all have thousands of likes.
GW Bowles says the problem for me will be when his lawyer and mother get in front of a camera and tell everyone what a gentle giant he is and he himself will make big tears about what a victim he is and racism made him crush that woman's face or it's Nintendo's fault and so this is what makes this is what leads me to believe that some people They like know what's happening.
They know what's going on.
They know that this kid does have mental difficulty, mental challenges, because you can see it by watching the video.
And they're like, yeah, he's going to cry crocodile tears and say he has, quote, autism or whatever.
You know, they're like, they're like doing a preemptive strike against like mental fitness challenges.
But then Anthony has an even better response to him.
It says, CRT teaches, that's critical race theory, teaches that this is cultural behavior.
Stop calling it wrong because that's racist.
We have learned that physical altercations are cultural exchanges.
So this guy's like practicing for the Babylon Bee.
He was just teaching her about his culture, and that's okay.
That's an educational lesson, and that teacher learned a lesson.
So this tweet is going to be like scrubbed, like they're going to black out the name on this tweet and they're going to use this as an example of people defending the kid for brutalizing his teacher because that's what CRT teaches.
See, they admitted it.
They admitted it.
CRT teaches you it's okay to beat up your white teacher.
If this is what CRT really taught, then I mean, if it really did teach that being violent is a cultural byproduct, you would be okay with it.
You know, if your if your kids came home and said, you know, you know, dad, they told me that, you know, you know, black people, they're just more prone to being aggressive, just like you said, just like you've been telling me.
They said in school now, like they would be so stoked on it.
Yeah, that's a good point.
This is like not convincing the second you actually might want to think about it instead of just accepting it as your preconceived notion.
This this was this was a banger of a response.
Look at all these fucking We've got social media influencers here with their verified tweets and professional... Everyone's verified, wow!
Their verified accounts and professional headshots.
This is Joseph D. McBride Esquire, so a lawyer, fighting for the constitutional rights of American patriots.
He's got 78,000 followers.
And his profile is full of insanely embarrassing boomer, patriotic right-wing shit.
He retweeted Cat Turd.
Okay, but this is his tweet.
He's got a bald-ass head, a beard, a suit.
Look at these fat pasty estrogen and soy filled losers letting this woman get the life beat out of her by a monster that should be wiped from this planet.
This, it's like, this is how you virtue signal on the right is like, how genocidal are you willing to get with the language about a, about a mentally stunted kid?
Well, it's like they can say whatever they want because they're doing it in defense of a woman.
But the one time they're going to defend women is when it's because it's somebody who fits the description of someone they don't really care for in the first place.
Yeah, well look at you revealing your contempt for all the other women around her.
You're calling them fat, pasty, estrogen, and soy-filled losers.
Like, what?
They're women?
So they're soy?
Like, is that how, like, degraded the con- because wasn't it, like, soy makes you more feminine?
But, like, now soy is just describing what- you're just using soy to describe women?
Yeah.
It's pretty funny.
Soy estrogen filled losers by letting this woman get the life beat out of her by a monster.
Yada, yada, yada.
You pink and you blue and pink haired freaks wanted a society without the men who built it.
Right.
Congrats.
You got it.
So yeah, now we live in a society where the men who built it are no longer strong, but the ones that we stole to build it for us, they're super strong now.
They're super duper strong.
We kind of played ourselves, guys.
They wanted some veteran English teacher employed at this school to just pop two in this kid's head.
Yeah, that's what they wish.
If this school had armed teachers, it would never have happened.
You think strong men were in charge of schools in traditional America?
It's always been women.
It's always been the people you hate in charge of schools.
Yeah, the whole time.
That's probably one of the reasons you hate them, to be honest, is because you grew up with female teachers telling you you were an idiot.
Yeah.
Okay, so here we go.
Steve says, not an excuse, but the 17-year-old was a special education student.
When you have a 6'6", 270-pound student with special needs, you maybe need assistance around.
Yeah, it's something to think about.
Like I said, in that note, it probably says if you do need to discipline him, have somebody with you.
It probably says that.
Every special needs kid has notes.
Right.
It says whatever you do, don't take his switch.
Exactly, yeah.
And if you do have somebody with you, I'm sure.
It is not effective to take the switch.
Don't turn your back on him after you take his switch.
Yeah, Mr. Sully says the same thing.
Not an excuse.
And it's really not worth mentioning.
This kind of extreme violence by a man on a woman is inexcusable.
Period.
So yeah, I think you're right, Tony.
They really care about the woman involved.
You know, hey, I'll be effeminate.
Just like put that kid in front of a firing squad and I'll say whatever like nonsense, feminazi shit you want me to say.
Like, there were people concerned trolling me.
There was like a guy with a fucking beard and cigar and a front-facing camera in the front seat of his truck avatar.
His name was like Meat Gun or something like that.
His at was Meat Gun.
And he was like, hey, minimizing the suffering of a woman by calling it clumsy.
Not a good look, bro.
Or like, he was like, yo, excusing violence against women, that is not the move.
And he's got like 1776 knuckle tattoos or whatever.
Amazing.
Like, yeah, keep that same energy, bro.
Like, you know, Mr. Sully here says not an excuse, but it's like, so you clearly have no idea what Steve was saying.
You, you did not actually pay attention to what Steve was saying at all, because Steve was saying not an excuse, but here's, there is some nuance.
There is some nuance to it.
Be, be, you know, be upset, but we don't have to like, you know, we don't have to, we don't have to, you know, lynch this guy.
Yeah, if you don't, if you don't want to see a child tried as an adult, then there's no point in arguing about just how violent this was.
There's no point in emphasizing the violence unless you want to see like something really bad happened to this kid.
You know?
Exactly.
Cause the kid already got arrested.
He already got arrested and there's video of him interacting with the police and he doesn't like understand where he is.
Um, It just sucks so bad, man, because this kid already had a hard enough life, because life's probably already hard enough.
Yeah.
And now, you know... And it's happening in Florida.
I just really hope everything works out for this kid.
Yeah, and last, we're going to go out on these comments, Dr. Kofifi says, I guess the teacher wasn't an ally based teacher.
And they've taken a screenshot of the video where you can see a rainbow flag that says this is a safe space for LGBTQ students and their allies.
So he's saying, ah, how ironic.
I guess maybe the teacher wasn't an ally, and that's why she got her ass beat or whatever.
And that makes her based, because she's not an ally.
And then John Smith replies, woke school, huh?
Glad this happened then.
And again, like- What the fuck?
You're not supposed to say this, dude.
You're supposed to go along with everybody else and act horrified about the estrogen soy teacher getting her ass beat in a right-wing fever dream of a video.
You're not supposed to actually come out and say you like it, though.
No.
Go woke, get broke, off.
What they're saying now.
Yeah.
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