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July 23, 2021 - Minion Death Cult
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There once was a land of McDonald's workers (The Ballad of Buddy Brown) (Clip)

Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes This week we follow up on the fight against the Great Reset in the ratings and reviews for The Great Reset podcast (they're not very good!) Also, a Tom MacDonald fan asks his compatriots for the best lyrics to use in his upcoming custody hearing And finally, we check out the fever-pitched right wing country novelty songs of Buddy Brown, with titles like "Welfare Worker," "Looters," and "Driving Through The Ghetto."

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Yeah, The Daily Wire did an article on this guy.
Meet the conservative country singer who turned down woke record labels and is still topping the charts.
Sub Pop was like knocking down his door.
Yeah, Burger Records was trying to change their image after the recent scandals.
They were like, what can we do to get back on top?
Freedom of speech.
Let's sign Buddy Brown, who has songs called Driving Through the Ghetto, Stimulus Check, Stop When You See a Uniform, Be Less White.
He's got a song just called Pedro.
That one can't be good.
He's got one called don't run from the cops.
He's got one that says I am 9-1-1.
I mean.
Oh no.
There's like too much.
So don't run from him too.
Right yeah exactly.
Really I mean too much to process in one bite here.
I have a nice way maybe we can Let's dive into this topic.
Buddy Brown, the, you know, uh, conservative culture war country musician.
Oh, you're gonna like, you're gonna do it a nice way because when you sent it to me, I got it in the morning and I read it and I thought it said Bobby Brown.
Um, and so I clicked on it cause I was like, Oh, cool.
Well, Bobby Brown song is, is Alex sending me cause I love Bobby Brown.
Um, and it was, it was, it was, uh, then the ghetto song and it was, Really upsetting to be the first thing I heard in the morning.
Jarring.
It was jarring.
I'm going to play a different song for you.
I don't think you've heard this one.
I can't wait because his stylings are something to be spoken about.
Yeah, so this is Buddy Brown, one of his, I think they're called like, truck sessions.
He uploads these to Facebook.
It's just him sitting on the back of his truck.
What's going on, y'all?
You know what I find absolutely hilarious.
I turned on the news a couple days ago and I saw Karen.
And Karen is losing her dadgum mind because she had to wait 53 minutes to get her chicken nuggets in the McDonald's drive-thru.
And I just want to say, this is what you voted for, darling.
Because y'all see, Karen votes Democrat.
What?
Service industry restaurants.
Yeah, you know.
And in that little dream that they have is universal base income.
Everybody gets free money, money for doing nothing.
That's the new dream right there.
So Karen, when nobody's at the service industry restaurants, it doesn't even stop at McDonald's.
It's going to go all the way up.
The service industry restaurants.
Yeah, you know.
I also want to say the rear window decal on his truck says, Chew them.
Spell that for me.
Uh, C-H-O-O-T.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
It's, it's shoot'em, but like, I guess in a, in a country accent?
Yes.
Shoot'em?
Absolutely.
Okay.
Atlanta, you just wait.
And you're trying to figure it out?
This is why.
I wrote a little song for you.
There are walls to walls of land.
McDonald's workers.
Ten bucks an hour for flipping those burgers.
I want to hear that first line again.
He softened up.
Ten bucks an hour for flipping those burgers.
Then stimulus checks came onto the scene.
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