Last Responders Heartbreaker (preview) Maria Guido comes on to talk about one of thew more chaotic episodes of 9-1-1 we are laking romance, heartbreak, the importance of chewing your food, and murder. For the full episode go to https://www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult
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| So then we cut to the intro for you from one of my favorite characters, Chimney. | |
| And I hate Chimney, like a lot. | |
| And this is the guy who, like two episodes before, got a piece of rebar jammed through his skull in a car accident. | |
| Yeah! | |
| As depicted in the cake! | |
| In a cake! | |
| Somebody made a fucking cake that looked like that. | |
| I was like, what the fuck? | |
| And he's like, really? | |
| Like, he's talking about his accident like it was nothing. | |
| And he's like, yeah, I'm just, you know what I mean? | |
| And it's like, okay, well, if this episode is supposed to be, like, weekly, you wouldn't be out of the hospital in two weeks, you fucking dumbass. | |
| There's no sense of time in this. | |
| So to put this in perspective, um, In the time that Buck and Abby have been together, like been talking and been like they've been sexting and stuff, they've been having a little phone sex but they haven't actually had sex at all. | |
| I don't even know if they've like, I think they've kissed. | |
| In the time that that's happened and Valentine's Day has come up and they haven't done anything yet even though Buck is like a full-blown sex addict and like will explode if he doesn't get his rocks off, in that time Chimney got a piece of rebar through his head and his back at work. | |
| Yeah, what is that? | |
| This scene is one of the best comedic scenes to me because it's some of the worst writing you've ever heard. | |
| The jokes. | |
| Oh, the jokes are terrible. | |
| Chimney right away. | |
| I wrote a couple of them down. | |
| Chimney says, um, you know, they're talking about, like, hey, you know, we need you, you know, we need you back. | |
| The 118's not the same without you, you know. | |
| Uh, we need you around here. | |
| And he's like, I need you guys too. | |
| Like I need another hole through my head. | |
| Yeah, and everyone's laughing. | |
| Um, I thought that was, that was, uh, insane. | |
| Um, and then, uh, Chimney goes on to, to complain about the headache he has that's caused by Buck. | |
| Yes, yes. | |
| And not the rebar through his brain. | |
| Yeah. | |
| A great joke. | |
| Everybody laughs. | |
| And then they need to light the candles. | |
| Oh, who's got a match? | |
| What? | |
| Nobody has matches in the firehouse? | |
| The firehouse? | |
| Yeah, how do we not have matches in the firehouse? | |
| And everyone's like, ah! | |
| It's wild that, I mean, I think about the fact that there was a room of people Behind this scene. | |
| Who are all like, nah, this is all pure heat. | |
| This is all... This is all bangers. | |
| This is some of the best writing we've ever done. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This is funny. | |
| Because this show has a crazy production budget. | |
| Like, I don't know if you see that throughout it. | |
| Some of these facts and stuff like that, it's huge. | |
| And so yeah, there... People got paid a lot of money to write those jokes. | |
| I mean, that's fantastic to think about. | |
| Yeah, it really... I mean, I'm like, damn, why didn't I become like a TV writer? | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Like... | |
| But yeah, it was just it it was just so cliche It was totally one of those like welcome back parties. | |
| Yeah, you know or it's just yeah, it was And then he was like bitching about something afterwards. | |
| Oh He's always hitting a member when he was talking about Abby. | |
| This is yeah this oh also by the way I totally I totally blew that this is my fault, but I did I did misdo a name Okay, it is Abby. | |
| Just wanted to make sure. | |
| So, this is the scene that paints Chimney for the rest of the series for me. | |
| This is the scene that makes me hate Chimney. | |
| So things have come to the point where Buck decides he's gonna bring Abby around the crew, around the fire department. | |
| He invites her to the party. | |
| Remember she walks in, this is the funny thing that happens, walks in, meets Bobby Nash, the captain, Captain Nash, and there's a vibe. | |
| There's a vibe. | |
| Captain Nash totally vibes her. | |
| And like totally, not in a weird way, this is a totally okay, he's perfectly kind, but there's a vibe. | |
| And it is this thing where he's like, oh, look at this completely, you know, This person is like, quote, age appropriate. | |
| They're here by themselves. | |
| I've never seen this beautiful woman before. | |
| Oh, there's a vibe. | |
| Because no one knows about her that much. | |
| They've never seen her because Buck kind of keeps her a little bit wrapped up even though everyone knows about her. | |
| Right. | |
| So there's definitely a vibe. | |
| Abby comes in, kind of meets everybody. | |
| And Chimney... Chimney is... | |
| Meet her and is like blown away by this random single woman who turns out to be Buck's new girlfriend. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And is pissed. | |
| Dude, he's so pissed off. | |
| Yeah, just like because he's just like mad that she's so hot and mad that like he wouldn't have a chance with her. | |
| Okay, so this is one thing that's really funny about it. | |
| So he, you know, he's so mad he says, he says, uh, I get dumped after surviving rebar through the head and this kid gets her. | |
| Oh, he got dumped? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| That was totally reasonable. | |
| That dumping was totally reasonable. | |
| I get dumped after surviving near death and this kid gets her. | |
| What does he have that I don't? | |
| And it's like there's a list, bro. | |
| There's actually, like, a lot of things that... I don't know if you noticed that, but, like, um... Buck's, like, classically handsome. | |
| Um, Buck's, like, super fit. | |
| Chimney actually gets ripped later on. | |
| Um, but Buck's basically, like... I'm a nice guy! | |
| I'm, like, a nice guy. | |
| Yeah, he's just a chill dude. | |
| And that Captain dude is, like, a fucking asshole. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, he's just a prick. | |
| Like, you can just tell that he's just, like, a prick. | |
| He has that vibe. | |
| He kind of, like... | |
| I mean, yeah, bud. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| You want some ice cream about it? | |
| He says, you want some ice cream? | |
| I'll get you some ice cream. | |
| And Chimney is like, yeah, I'll take some ice cream. | |
| Ugh. | |
| I'll take some ice cream. | |
| Yeah! | |
| So mad. | |
| He's probably fucking mad. | |
| Because now I'm definitely going to get ice cream after I record this, because now I want ice cream. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I've been thinking about ice cream since watching him say so excitedly to have the ice cream. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But a really important thing about this, too, is he's now met Abby, and all she's done is refuse cake. | |
| yeah that's all she's done yeah she walks in he has a piece of his head cake and he's like he wants some cake and she just goes no that's the whole conversation and he's like why won't she have sex with me why is she having why does she want to have sex with buck and like seriously from that moment on i i hate this character everything is is like painted with a tinge of nice guy yeah he is so terrible Like, he is super incel. | |
| That is like some super duper fucking incel energy. | |
| He has like crazy incel vibes. | |
| Also, just so you know, a little spoiler for you, he goes on to marry Jennifer Love Hewitt. | |
| What?! | |
| Exactly! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I'm gonna get into this show. | |
| There's a lot to see here. |