Minion Death Cult - There once was a land of McDonald's workers (The Ballad of Buddy Brown) (Clip)
Aired: 2021-07-23
Duration: 03:47


=== Buddy Brown's Bold Ballads (03:09) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, The Daily Wire did an article on this guy.
[00:00:03]  Meet the conservative country singer who turned down woke record labels and is still topping the charts.
[00:00:09]  Sub Pop was like knocking down his door.
[00:00:14]  Yeah, Burger Records was trying to change their image after the recent scandals.
[00:00:19]  They were like, what can we do to get back on top?
[00:00:22]  Freedom of speech.
[00:00:24]  Let's sign Buddy Brown, who has songs called Driving Through the Ghetto, Stimulus Check, Stop When You See a Uniform, Be Less White.
[00:00:39]  He's got a song just called Pedro.
[00:00:43]  That one can't be good.
[00:00:45]  He's got one called don't run from the cops.
[00:00:48]  He's got one that says I am 9-1-1.
[00:00:50]  I mean.
[00:00:51]  Oh no.
[00:00:52]  There's like too much.
[00:00:53]  So don't run from him too.
[00:00:54]  Right yeah exactly.
[00:00:57]  Really I mean too much to process in one bite here.
[00:01:01]  I have a nice way maybe we can Let's dive into this topic.
[00:01:07]  Buddy Brown, the, you know, uh, conservative culture war country musician.
[00:01:13]  Oh, you're gonna like, you're gonna do it a nice way because when you sent it to me, I got it in the morning and I read it and I thought it said Bobby Brown.
[00:01:21]  Um, and so I clicked on it cause I was like, Oh, cool.
[00:01:25]  Well, Bobby Brown song is, is Alex sending me cause I love Bobby Brown.
[00:01:29]  Um, and it was, it was, it was, uh, then the ghetto song and it was, Really upsetting to be the first thing I heard in the morning.
[00:01:40]  Jarring.
[00:01:40]  It was jarring.
[00:01:41]  I'm going to play a different song for you.
[00:01:43]  I don't think you've heard this one.
[00:01:45]  I can't wait because his stylings are something to be spoken about.
[00:01:55]  Yeah, so this is Buddy Brown, one of his, I think they're called like, truck sessions.
[00:02:00]  He uploads these to Facebook.
[00:02:03]  It's just him sitting on the back of his truck.
[00:02:10]  What's going on, y'all?
[00:02:11]  You know what I find absolutely hilarious.
[00:02:13]  I turned on the news a couple days ago and I saw Karen.
[00:02:17]  And Karen is losing her dadgum mind because she had to wait 53 minutes to get her chicken nuggets in the McDonald's drive-thru.
[00:02:25]  And I just want to say, this is what you voted for, darling.
[00:02:28]  Because y'all see, Karen votes Democrat.
[00:02:31]  What?
[00:02:31]  Service industry restaurants.
[00:02:32]  Yeah, you know.
[00:02:32]  And in that little dream that they have is universal base income.
[00:02:38]  Everybody gets free money, money for doing nothing.
[00:02:41]  That's the new dream right there.
[00:02:43]  So Karen, when nobody's at the service industry restaurants, it doesn't even stop at McDonald's.
[00:02:49]  It's going to go all the way up.
[00:02:50]  The service industry restaurants.
[00:02:52]  Yeah, you know.
[00:02:53]  I also want to say the rear window decal on his truck says, Chew them.

=== Ten Bucks An Hour (00:52) ===

[00:02:57]  Spell that for me.
[00:03:00]  Uh, C-H-O-O-T.
[00:03:03]  Okay.
[00:03:04]  Uh-huh.
[00:03:04]  Uh-huh.
[00:03:05]  It's, it's shoot'em, but like, I guess in a, in a country accent?
[00:03:09]  Yes.
[00:03:09]  Shoot'em?
[00:03:10]  Absolutely.
[00:03:10]  Okay.
[00:03:12]  Atlanta, you just wait.
[00:03:14]  And you're trying to figure it out?
[00:03:16]  This is why.
[00:03:16]  I wrote a little song for you.
[00:03:18]  There are walls to walls of land.
[00:03:21]  McDonald's workers.
[00:03:24]  Ten bucks an hour for flipping those burgers.
[00:03:29]  I want to hear that first line again.
[00:03:30]  He softened up.
[00:03:35]  Ten bucks an hour for flipping those burgers.
[00:03:43]  Then stimulus checks came onto the scene.